Don't Look Under the Internet
Welcome to the internet! We told you not to look, yet here we are. If you don't know, this is a podcast about strange and mysterious internet oddities. Join Doug, Jason, Matt and Mike as they dredge the deepest, darkest, most deranged depths of the internet so you don't have to. Each episode will attempt to uncover the truth behind some of the weirdest, creepiest, and most complicated mysteries the internet has to offer.
Don't Look Under the Internet
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Speaker 1Good, now I have.
Speaker 4Also my dears and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages, Not all ages.
Speaker 5Yeah, if you're like a weapon.
Speaker 4You probably shouldn't be listening to this. Veer your eyes over to the left hand corner of your screen. In that corner you will see I am on the left.
Speaker 2I actually don't know how this is going to end up, since there's four like things I have to arrange now, put all of this on the left. I'll split Mike between the two boxes that are on the right side and then put the three of us just in the big one.
Speaker 5Yeah, just remove his nose.
Speaker 4In the left corner with Doug weighing in at an amount we have Jason. Hello, hello Jason, hello and in the other corner that I didn't say before. We have Mootthalamule J Simpsons.
Speaker 5Great, I know how you Travelers. I have a feeling that Mike has the only copy of a Moot's birth certificate, and that's why he knows his full name.
Speaker 2Yeah, the only copy.
Speaker 3He stole it from the hospital. He's wiped it from you. I was going to say Well, I'm his grandmother.
Speaker 5When he was like six months old he was yeah, swipe the copy. I'll need this later I know.
Speaker 4I'll need this in 30 years. I'm mother Moot, so I am Also. I'm Mike, not mother.
Speaker 5Moot, you are Mike.
Speaker 4That was a fib. I fibbed, I lied to you all. As I'm a liar, I lie to everybody.
Speaker 5All the time, every single day.
Speaker 4All the time, my wife, my best friends.
Speaker 1All of you I lie to all of you, myself, myself.
Speaker 2Especially.
Speaker 3I don't have a drinking problem Mike's having a coming to God moment right now.
Speaker 1Yeah. I feel like I was already coming before we even got on yeah.
Speaker 5Now it's the guy.
Speaker 4I'm feeling good today, boys I had a good day at work.
Speaker 3You're on.
Speaker 4I had a good day at work. I'm wearing my shanklet.
Speaker 5I thought you were. I was about to ask if you were dressed as a koala today.
Speaker 4If I feel like it. I feel like I'm inside a koala, did you do? Sorry, not a koala kangaroo.
Speaker 5Not a koala kangaroo.
Speaker 2Words I had Hope would never be uttered on this podcast.
Speaker 4I'm inside a koala yeah.
Speaker 3You probably have fucking.
Speaker 2Chlamydia? I'm pretty sure, don't they all give each other chlamydia? Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4And they constantly have food poisoning from the.
Speaker 5Because they eat the only thing that fucking degrades their brain, mike has chlamydia in a smooth brain.
Speaker 4Well, that's been like that for at least three years. Since we started this, I just got perpetually dumber and dumber.
Speaker 5One problem irons out the other one.
Speaker 4there though, no, because here it's like that problem where, oh, you have a city infested with mice, you throw in some cats and I have a cat in vestation. What do you do? You're bringing dogs and I get a dog. Infestation just keeps going worse and worse.
Speaker 2And I get some koalas and get the dogs.
Speaker 5Get some koalas. Yeah, now everyone has chlamydia and they're stupid. Everybody's happy, everybody wins.
Speaker 4As you can all probably tell, we're all on one today. Yeah, and we have a. I'm tired, a weird one today. So we figured what better way to top off hometown horrors than just to do a fun little jazzy jazz of an episode? This is just a we're having fun we're here, we're all just vibing and hanging out, get used to it.
Speaker 4But no. So I think we all kind of came to the idea that we all want to bring something weird to the table. It doesn't necessarily have to be a horror. I know we keep saying that this is deluded, an internet horror podcast, but there's more weird shit on the internet, that's just. That doesn't have to do with horror. It's just fucking weird and you probably shouldn't look at that either.
Speaker 4And we kind of want to go over some of that today. Now I am first and foremost going to go ahead and just start with a real, real small deludi house above your head. Now. I say it's a small one because for like the fifth time in a row, we don't have any new patrons or members on the website.
Speaker 2We have a new. We have a new member on the website.
Speaker 4We have a new member on the website.
Speaker 2They migrated from Patreon, though, I think.
Speaker 4Okay, that doesn't count.
Speaker 1Well, thank you for doing that, hi, jake, thanks again.
Speaker 4Hey Jake, thanks buddy. Yeah, no, I mean, that's fine. You know, we can't always do whatever you want.
Speaker 1Yeah, do whatever you want.
Speaker 4If you think we're worth some sort of money, patreoncom. Slash deludi pod Pod, excuse me, or deludicom.
Speaker 5Get quality audio, just like this.
Speaker 4Now it's kind of obvious, though, these last couple weeks that people don't think we're really worth the money. But you know what? I'm going to tell you how we're worth the money with this episode, because I got a real humdinger for you and it's fucking weird and you're going to like it.
Speaker 1You're going to shut up and you're going to listen.
Speaker 3Yes, mom, are you going first? Is that what's happening?
Speaker 5I think that's what's happening. He's holding all of us hostage right now.
Speaker 4I could go first so oh, you can. Eons ago In a land far, far away. Cheers everybody. Are you drinking that vodka?
Speaker 2What are we drinking, what are we thinking?
Speaker 4Polish vodka.
Speaker 3Oh no, that's a duck.
Speaker 4No, that's oh yeah. Do we want to do that real?
Speaker 2well, we do. It's fucking well.
Speaker 4What are you thinking?
Speaker 5You're not going to let Matt do it after you rudely cut him off twice.
Speaker 2No, it doesn't fucking matter.
Speaker 4No, do it.
Speaker 2According to last week's episode no.
Speaker 5What are you?
Speaker 4drinking. What do you think there's ball here in a septic?
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, yeah, right yeah.
Speaker 4That was much nicer than when Mike does it. Jason, you're like 10 shots deep already. We just started, jason what are you drinking?
Speaker 2What?
Speaker 5are you on. It's literally. I bought a bunch of Malibu because Kelly and I decided we were going to make this like super delicious tropical Malibu punch and get drunk and play at carve pumpkins and play board games. It was a great time. But I also have way too much Malibu now and I don't know when I'm going to drink Malibu. So right now, there you go.
Speaker 4You ever drink Malibu in a Chevy Malibu. Not yet. I also carve pumpkins, it's actually the law. I found a pumpkin that was like. It was like oval, so I carved hey Arnold into it and a squirrel ate his hair, so I no longer have hair. Oh no, it just looks like a weird fucking head Of course it does, but I am drinking good old Evie Willys.
Speaker 2Old faithful label, white label. That's a different bottle than last week. Mike, are you okay?
Speaker 4No.
Speaker 2No, he has a kidney.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's very true. Yeah, I'll cheers you bud.
Speaker 4I'm fine, I've been, I've been doing that thing, cheers where I've been very Just gonna fuck ourselves this one. No, no, no, I didn't drink it. I've been doing that thing lately where I've been trying to stay up later, but because A kid and my job also keeps me up or wakes me up early.
Speaker 2That's really trying to reclaim some of your independence.
Speaker 4So I'll try to stay up and I'm like, oh, I'll have a little drink tonight, and so it'll be like It'll become six. Oh no, I'll make one and then I'll get like halfway through it and it's 10 30 at night and I'm falling asleep and I'm like I can't have this, so I dump it out. And that's pretty much what happened with that entire last bottle was just I wanted to drink something, got too tired and just fuck it and dumped it.
Speaker 5I've discovered that's kind of the reason we stopped drinking as we get over. It's not because we want to, it's just because we take a nap before we can actually get. Yeah, what are you drinking?
Speaker 2I'm drinking an IPA, even though we said last episode that we hate IPAs, because my mom bought me this craft beer subscription a long time ago and, like some of the times, they send me the IPAs and I drink them anyway.
Speaker 4Oh, and it's very nice of you to do that for your mother, oh you're decent.
Speaker 2I'm consuming alcohol for you, mom.
Speaker 5You're fucking welcome.
Speaker 4Doug, what do you got going on?
Speaker 3I'm still taking a break from drinking, so I'm not drinking shit.
Speaker 2Proud of you.
Speaker 3Respect.
Speaker 4I'm lame, respect them on. So back to my thing eons ago In, a land far far away, the far off year of 2012, this young man found something weird on YouTube and I thought a transition.
Speaker 5Yeah, this is going smoothly.
Speaker 4I thought I would. It would just be one simple little thing, because it's weird. It's called Tom our toes and you can look it up and I I Don't know how I feel about it. It's very unsettling. I think that's why I wanted to talk about it, because it's not like a scary thing, but it's very unsettling. It's one of the first, like you know, in like the early like 2010s, when like weird 3d animations were like kind of a somewhat popular thing. I think this is.
Speaker 4Yeah, I mean like that stupid fucking dog yeah yeah, the dog of wisdom, or whatever, yeah, yeah, yeah like that was popular. I think this kind of set it off and the reason being I'm our toes, tom our toes. I think it was one of them and I'll tell you why. So, first and foremost, tom our toes. I don't know how to play audio but, moot, if you could play the audio of it, like two seconds here. So people in here the song, because it's actually kind of catchy, okay.
Speaker 3You really Making you where he?
Speaker 4does. He's not gonna do it. Hmm, no.
Speaker 2I gave you some I can use some small victories, and you gave me the smallest of jump scares last week and I appreciate that thing. Yeah, I replace Doug's duck sound.
Speaker 4So I'll take it, but it's actually kind of catchy song. So look it up. The music videos. Music video, it's fucking weird. The whole thing is just eerie. It's very eerie and strange. It's all 3d animation and I Thought this would just be like a one-off thing. I don't know what that was, I'm just going off it, though Pretty sure Doug played something.
Speaker 3Hey, I haven't heard. I haven't heard our producer in a while.
Speaker 5Well he, you should be hearing him right about now. He's going insane upstairs. I I thought I heard him barking our producer likes to do a rail of coke off the kitchen table and then just Dream out of every window that we have. So don't mind him. He's fine, producer Finley. Yeah.
Speaker 4So in 2012, now this, this video doesn't have Like an insane amount of views. It has a hundred and eight thousand. It's from 11 years ago now. Hundred hundred eight thousand views is still a lot, but Over an 11 year span I wouldn't say that's like a huge, huge, like hit or anything.
Speaker 4Now, I always just thought this is a one-off crapshoot of a video until I went to the, the YouTube account that made it it's a from mad cat lady and I went to look the account up to see if there's anything strange going on. When you go to the account now, they regularly post and it's not always weird shit, but they post just like Like 3d animation tests and a our AI art tests and All this like it, kind of like they're learning how to program or not program, learning how to like Animate anime. Thank you, yeah, and it's quite fascinating because some of it is just basic stuff and it's like oh yeah, I could see how this, just like a test run and other shit is just Super weird and obscure. So I was like who the fuck is this lady?
Internet Animator's Weird World Exploration
Speaker 3I'm watching the Tom Artoe reduce or what. Yeah, okay yeah, I'm watching that right now and it does remind me of someone just fucking around with like how physics work and stuff inside of whatever engine they're using. But it also reminds me of that shit that you would see at like 2 to 3 am On adult swim at night, oh yeah it's, it's got vibes of oh, what's that thing's name?
Speaker 5the vote of phone in the background.
Speaker 4Weird, he's got the snake hand.
Speaker 5Oh, what's this fucking.
Speaker 4Xavier. Yeah yeah, I get angel. It's got vibes of that, for fucking sure. Oh, but looking into this a little bit more, I found two articles. I found an article from hyperalegetic.
Speaker 4What you wrote about this why vice has an article on this person. So, looking into it, she, this person that created this account, goes by the as soon as them, wendy vanity, and they are a 48 year old Australian animator and she does this purely for a hobby and I'm like, oh cool. She is seen as like the Jesus Christ of Weird animations. People have dubbed her as the second coming of Jesus. Oh what is she?
Speaker 4because she basically created this weird 3d animation Like Space on YouTube. She's with a founder of this type of weird shit and this isn't even the first video she did.
Speaker 1I'm started it.
Speaker 4So I I found there's another video of hers that what even more viral called meow sad, sad toy cats, and that's equally as fucking weird. And that one came out in 2010. It's a year earlier, and then she. That one's only got like half a million views, so she's not even like going viral, but she's like super fucking famous in this weird niche part of the internet to the point where I just looked up that video and I think I had a stroke.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's very.
Speaker 4Yeah, the fucking.
Speaker 1I'm just scrolling or whatever that. I'm just scrolling, or whatever that.
Speaker 4Yep, she's got such weird shit. She's got Another one called the viral vacuum and that's like her like when she started like doing Weird shit to do weird shit. There's other ones called death's dynamic shroud. It's all just weird, fucking obscure 3d animated shit. And If you go on Uh reddit and you go on go to like like r slash, like animators or something like that, if you bring her up, everyone's like oh yeah, that's our fucking girl. Like she is well known in these like Uh animator sub reddit. She's well known in these like 3d animation sub reddits. Um, the the pc world like knows a whole lot about her apparently. Like she is apparently just the super popular person and For this stuff, for the for making this weird shit, she started it. She is like the starter of Making this weird shit ever.
Speaker 5Hey, like if if you were to take daily doses of fentanyl, like I feel like this is what you would have on repeat, like this kind of music and like tv is what you just have on your house.
Speaker 4It's fucking weird.
Speaker 3It's very weird and I'm currently watching one called adult dolly dress ups, and it is wacky.
Speaker 4If you go to her, her, the weird thing is she goes by the name when this feels like benadryl dreams, it is it is Uh, this is the equivalent of like in, like dumbo, when they get drunk or whatever. And you see the march of the pink.
Speaker 5The pink elephants on parade.
Speaker 4Yeah, um, but she goes, she. Her name, her pseudonym is like wendy vanity, but she doesn't really go by that anywhere. She goes like mad cat lady on youtube and that's like her main channel. Um, so somehow people figured out that she just Refers going by wendy vanity. Now she's got a I don't know who that is. She's got a fuckload of other channels that she she Uploads to and I, I shit you not. She uploads constantly too. She literally uploads like once. It basically she tries to do once a day. It looks like once every two days she's up. Yeah, that's, that's ridiculous. And if you go to her channel You'll find, uh, if you go to her, her like other channels, you'll find one called tom rto and you click on it and it's just a fuckload of videos going back eight years Of just tom rto content and it's more just.
Speaker 4That's a commitment, weird shit, but it's just all. Tom rto and the original tom rto song is on there. But here's the kicker. This is the original, what the song is supposed to be like, but it's eight years old. Her redux is 11 years old, so this is a re upload Of the original tom rto Uh video.
Speaker 5So she so okay, so she thought it was time for a re-release like apparently yeah. It's been too long. People, people need.
Speaker 2Right, come back to her.
Speaker 4But there's just so much shit. She's got even more channels as well. She's got one called whip stuff, wip stuff, and Again, it's just more weird.
Speaker 5Weird animation.
Speaker 4Yes, and she's dedicated to shit. She's constantly uploading these ones. She hasn't uploaded in a couple months, but it's still there's constant like she has.
Speaker 3She has a ton of ai created videos too.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, and it's wild that A video that I thought was just like a one-off um Weird ha ha thing on the internet turns out it's from, like, the person that spawned this weird dark niche online. Interesting, it was fascinating to me that I found that out, like at the Banksy of.
Speaker 5YouTube yeah, banksy of YouTube poop, she has been called.
Speaker 4Henry that she has been called the Henry Darger of the web, and I don't know who that is, but that's great, thank you yeah.
Speaker 5I'm glad we all, we all know that. Darger, I'm a little bit.
Speaker 4Henry Darger.
Speaker 2Darger.
Speaker 4Very Darger. He's an American writer not only artist who worked as a hospital custodian, chicago Illinois. Oh, so he's an artist, so he's basically Family. He's basically he's basically the Wendy vanity of the art world.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah sure. Okay, I'm sure where, wherever he is, he'd be thrilled about that comparison you would think so.
Speaker 4He's probably in hell. I don't know.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 4Jesus Christ that's kind of all I got, if I'm being honest.
Speaker 5But I just say that you didn't just Introduce me to a very weird, weird world.
Speaker 4I highly recommend it. Mad cat lady on YouTube Tom our toes and it's to M are To. Yes, tom our toes, okay, fuck.
Speaker 2Hell, yeah. Well, yeah, thank you for that insight. That feel like that's some internet history that we're all better for knowing.
Speaker 5Maybe we're all something for now.
Speaker 2Yeah, we're all, all of our lives are richer.
Speaker 5You've touched us Mike.
Speaker 4Good, I wanted to ways we didn't want.
Speaker 3Touched by a Michael touched by one, michael.
Speaker 4Michael.
Speaker 2I guess I can go next Mine. Sure, mine's fairly long, and I will warn you that this is another case where I definitely wrote my notes and didn't read them again. So who knows?
Speaker 2Oh yeah, screw it, let's fucking go and like Stereotypical fashion. Mine is another reddit story situation, so I found this one on our internet mysteries and this post actually there are the posts that I found came from a reddit user named national sort and it describes some odd behavior that they witnessed with another reddit user. So, basically, this story is about a reddit user who is a giant fan of someone named Carolyn Callaway, who I guess is like a big Instagram influencer. I've never heard of her, but I guess she's like a little bit controversial and there are a bunch of people who don't like her and but there are a lot of people that are like super attached to her.
Speaker 2That's actually not super important to the story, but anyway the there's a subreddit on reddit that's dedicated to this lady called small beans small bean snark, and it's apparently a spinoff of a forum on a website called gomi blog, which was created by a woman named Alice, and it was like a website for people who are interested in like, like bloggers and like mommy influencers and like mommy bloggers and stuff like that. I don't know. I learned a lot of shit about this world reading this.
Mystery Surrounding Obsession and Strange Subreddit
Speaker 2I was gonna say yeah, you introduced a lot of sort of it all becomes irrelevant very quickly, but the important thing to remember is that this website was created by a woman named Alice. So, anyway, on April 3rd of 2020, a user on reddit named personal hedgehog made her first post. We we assume throughout the story that this is that there's a she, based on some information that we'll find out later on, but she made her first post on small bean snark. And the post starts with to all members of this subreddit, causing the spread of lies about Carolyn Callaway, a Memorandum, and it's this long Okay, it's that it's. It's a rabbit hole. And it's this long post where she claims that this is a legal cease and desist for the behavior of people on the subreddit and she claims that she knows Carolyn personally and that she asked her to remain anonymous. And then she like lists a bunch of lies that people have a bit, apparently, been telling about Carolyn on the subreddit and then like asking people to stop. And then also says that Carolyn has personally tasked her with, like figuring out what lies people have been telling about her on the internet and like relaying these lies to her. And the post ends with as one final act. I would like to spur off a fun conversation what's your favorite garment of Carolyn's. So this person is like comp, very obviously completely obsessed. So National sort.
Speaker 2The OP from the the post that I found, noticed that the post was written in like a very distinctive way and it uses a bunch of the same phrasing over and over again. And they also noted that like at least one of the users that was making comments in this original thread had a very similar Writing style and phrasing to the original post and that they suspected that at least one of those people was actually just the same person conversing with themselves. So after all this happens, personal hedgehog Apparently decides that she needs to apply to law school and we figure this out because she's like trying to Like we assume that it's because of this thing with Carolyn and we figure this out because she's posting on subreddits about like the LSAT and Law it like law school admissions subreddits and then consulting our legal advice about people lying about other people on the internet. But this is where this gets way more interesting. So this is where we tie back to Gomi blog, which is the website I mentioned earlier, and so somehow another user from the small bean snark subreddit discovered that four years prior to this whole thing happening.
Speaker 2A different user on reddit named seek truth, kindness 2020 or 220, posted an almost identical season to sys letter on a different subreddit called blog snark, which is somewhat related kind of the same thing about the woman who created that Gomi blog website, alice, and a person. Apparently this person felt that people online were like spreading lies about this Alice person and they wanted to do something about it. And the end of this post reads good things in 2016. Now cease and desist all slander so that you don't have to pay a fine in 2016. This is what's best for your family public notice. I am happy to share my Gomi username. I have over a thousand posts there and I'm quite prominent on many threads, beautiful threads with great insight into culture, the internet society, family, beautiful threads.
Speaker 2Advertising, marketing in the future of technology. Nothing accusing of alcoholism, ageism, etc. Constructive conversations I so enjoy. Anyhow, pm me on there if you'd like to know my username. So a lot of the phrasing, the writing style from this post is nearly identical to the cease and desist letter about this Carolyn person that we mentioned from earlier. But it doesn't stop there, and so you can go back and look at this user's post history. Or you can't go back and look at this user's post history anymore because the account got suspended and the internet archive didn't get to it in time. But the most interesting thing about this person's post history is that they created a subreddit called our LVSS, and do you want to guess what that is? Lvss? Yeah, anybody.
Speaker 5One guess no the vagina's super soccer you almost got there linger, lingering vaginal scent support.
Speaker 1So it's, oh, it's a subreddit for people for people who have lingering vaginal scent.
Speaker 2But what not in their vaginas, lee? Lingering vaginal scent on their fingers. And this subreddit is fucking crazy. So the most recent post in this subreddit is just titled ah, the mortal plane. And it reads the sunshine on my face, I can't believe there's a pandemic. All the rage, but it's so good to be back. All my love, shannon. And this post was made by a person.
Speaker 2Was made by the same person we mentioned earlier seek truth, kindness 220. The next post on the subreddit is from a user named Kelly Hampton and has absolutely no content, but it's titled palace Please do not contact the police. What are do egg fit, wee, wee, all fin, fie, all fine, all together at 7-eleven, so 7-eleven. There's a ton of references on this subreddit about a meetup at 7-eleven, but there's absolutely no details about the meetup at all equivalent of the Area 51.
Speaker 2Yeah, maybe, but it's. I guess everybody's going to the 7-eleven to discuss their vaginal scent but on their fingers like yeah, there's so much going on in this subreddit there's, and we could be here all episode just talking about this crazy shit that's on this subreddit, but there's tons of posts about 7-eleven and there's a ton of posts about 7-eleven's tuna and there's actually like a lot of posts about Food that involves fish, which I guess one can only assume is connected to the whole vaginal scent thing.
Speaker 2And Then there's just like a random post called little girls who behave badly and it's a picture of like a creepy desk In like an underground dungeon or a cellar or something. Anyway, there's rocks of teeth, yeah.
Speaker 5What is this?
Speaker 4just go on it and just going through it is just so weird.
Speaker 3Someone did. You see? There's like a post that says Just as fuck wears it, hold on it. It's just like blood, the trade and this the Fucking wild.
Speaker 2Yeah well, we're gonna get into the comments, so there's a few people on this subreddit that posts like all the fucking time and the the original, like the OP of the post that I found thinks that these people are actually all the same person. So we've got seek truth, kindness 220. We've got Kelly Hampton, which is actually apparently the name of another like prominent mommy blogger. We've got she will be here soon. And then we've got personal hedgehog, which we mentioned earlier.
Speaker 3So right speaking of personal is my life.
Speaker 4Look at all the tuna on here, there's too much tuna we're getting back to the tune.
Speaker 2This keeps going.
Speaker 3So it's going, man, I'm so sorry this is.
Speaker 2So, speaking your personal hedgehog, so apparently about the time that these that people discovered that this shit was going on, personal hedgehog posted like a series of what seemed to be just totally random articles to this subreddit. Those those articles include cruise ship worker reveals what it's like in isolation at sea. Anteater mammal review when white working-class fury became of age. Orville Redenbacher, classic popcorn and gourmet pop, popping corn, lg and veils v30. Flagship with super camera, sound features. I can't answer my daughter's questions about COVID-19, nick Caraway, wikipedia and Easter basket essentials you can order online. So what? Obviously, these are seemingly random, but if you put all of these articles in order and look at the first letter, they just spells Carolyn. So yeah, there's so much Caroline, yeah, so much and and so like. That fuck is Randy. I don't know.
Speaker 2So this, this keeps going, it goes deep, so people, people like fuck is rain, people start looking into this more, they realize that, like all these people are in, these users that are on this subreddit are interacting with each other. They're pretty convinced that they're the same person, like when Then they discover that, after personal hedgehog posts all these articles, kelly Hampton begins replying to all of them and just starts posting comments that have just some combination of cap, no cap, foretold, no foretold, and then apparently this just like goes on for a while until, strangely, one day a new user appears on the subreddit called seek stepdaughter 09 and.
Speaker 2She says that her name is Rachel and that she's actually seek truth, kindness to 20 stepdaughter. And then she includes some La. She includes some details in her post about her stepmother, which include she always struggled with LV at LVS Perhaps more so than anyone I know. It was sometimes a struggle to be around her due to the stench. Though, and her later years and she did, she tended and I hate she did tend to wear scented gloves, which helped a lot.
Speaker 4Wait, wait okay.
Speaker 2Link to where you can go buy the Senate gloves how?
Speaker 5How is this such a problem that it is so okay?
Speaker 2LVSS is from Vaginal stink on your fingers, fingers right, okay, so we get into that even more, though, and we find out that, like, not only is, it's not just the scent, that's an issue, apparently, like these people or person, or whatever believes it's like some sort of infection that they have, that's like leaking out of their fingers, and not actually the vaginas actually don't have. Don't have anything to do with it. It's just a way to describe the smell.
Speaker 4This is the worst superpower.
Speaker 5I think this is like vaginal.
Speaker 4What some of the what that I?
Speaker 3have just read on this seriously.
Speaker 2There's a post by some dude, yeah anyway, what we find out in this post from seek truth kindness to 20 stepdaughter is that Apparently, her stepmom passed away and she and she does leave us with some parting kind words about her stepmother. They include my stepmom. Loved to cook, as you can tell, especially fishy foods, not just to cover up the leakage, because she's simply adored fish.
Speaker 5My boy, don't go on here if you're looking for good words.
Speaker 2No, so just don't look at. This is definitely. I don't look under the internet.
Speaker 5This I'm. There's a post all about crotch rot. If you wanted to know about that. There's a whole thing on that, yeah.
Speaker 2Anyhow are we? Are we good?
Speaker 5In fiction about crotch rot. No, I can't. I'm almost done.
Speaker 2So the other people that are on the subreddit start offering their condolences to Rachel and they're like oh, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, until personal hedgehog and Kelly Hampton proceed to get into a huge argument in the comments about Key lime pie and attending parties during lockdown, so Like I don't really know where to say that this ends. But apparently, like personal hedgehog keeps posting just on random fucking subreddits about this, this mommy influencer that she's totally obsessed with, and Kelly Hampton starts like following her around and replying to all of her posts and being like asking her to stop talking about it. There's like one really long post that she leaves that just says foretold, foreboding, no cap. And then there's a new user that shows up named she will be here soon, that writes the combination has been secured, she will be here soon.
Speaker 4And then Kelly user name.
Speaker 2Yeah. Kelly responds again with the first signs of fear appear and then personal hedgehog response with what did I do, please? And then Kelly says do not comment elsewhere, this is vital, you know how to reach me. And Then there's just a bunch of random, more fucking phrases and then she will be here soon, follows up with they are safe with me. She will be here soon. Meantime safe with me. No, cap, no forebode. Meantime safe with me. So this whole like saga of Like, this whole part of this thing ends where personal hedgehog posts on the vaginal Sent subreddit and is like Whatever, whatever, this has stopped being funny or helpful. Please stop doing this to me. Whatever I did or did not do to deserve this. I beg you to stop. I do not feel safe. No, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap. Please. You know me. You know this is not what I asked for. Please release me from this. I'm just a stupid kid from Arizona. I won't ever post again here elsewhere. Cap, cap, no foretold. I don't want to be part of this anymore.
Speaker 4Well, that just log off. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2I I feel like I know what might be going on here, for because I'm holding back one final post, but what do you guys think is happening?
Speaker 4I think it's mental illness.
Speaker 5I, yeah, I mean this is giving me a hardcore gay video games vibes.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's exactly what I thought of too, I like it kind of seems like someone was trying to start something Like you know, ARGS or that's I'm not even sure a ARGS is the right word for this one, but was this the starts to Gwyneth Paltrow's goop?
Speaker 2Yes, this is the inspiration, indeed.
Speaker 4Oh, before you, before you reveal it, um how many are we giving this? Five, don't look under.
Speaker 2The subreddit's upsetting there is. There is some stuff on there I wish I could unsee a hundred percent yeah.
Speaker 5Unread and unknown.
Speaker 4Yeah, listen to our own advice and not looked under the internet.
Speaker 5Yeah, don't go to this one, I just trust us. It's funny, it's weird. Okay, okay, okay, real or real or fake?
Speaker 2Do you guys think that this is a person having a mental breakdown or do you think that this is a person just trying to start something?
Speaker 5Oh, yes, I think this. I think this is a mental breakdown. Trying to start an ARG now it's. I Think it's the latter, I think this is just desperation. I don't know if it's an ARG.
Speaker 2But I don't know if it's mental illness like I think, it's like down, just like I have to do something with my time right, like I Don't have anything else.
Speaker 5Going on like just. I need let's make a creepy weird thing or that turns into something that's weirdly hysterical and disturbing and disgusting.
Speaker 2Mike, what do you think I?
Speaker 4Think this is an outlet for all of the moms on that mommy website and this is where they go to be weird.
Speaker 2Okay, this is just them getting their weird out. That's yeah, that's possible. Okay, so this is. I don't actually have a concrete answer, but this is the thing that leads me to believe that it's one of those other over the other thing, and that is that Rachel from earlier eventually makes a post on the lingering vaginal sense subreddit. That reads Edgar Allen Poe. And additionally, I venture to tell anyone here on here no cap for Bode and further no for worn for Bode.
Speaker 2Funny too, in that I was for Bowden from Coochies to discuss its amazing key lime pie outside the store, but here I am mentioning it anyway. Coochie would be glad to know that his key lime pie, which everyone knows is the best of the best, is still being discussed Posthumously. The fact is that we don't know the cap on this life, but every life here before ours is a forewarning to live it to the fullest. And if it includes eating or trying to recreate Coochies unmatched key lime pie, I know what a life full lived is. So if you've ever heard this the internet mystery of Coochies key lime pie that's obviously a reference to it.
Speaker 1And not you. Maybe you have it but could she's Coochies?
Speaker 3key lime pie is definitely something we should cover later, but can you tell the yeah, it's basically anyone really been far as decided to you.
Speaker 2It's basically just this story about like all these random reviews and posts that show up on like Google reviews and like Yelp reviews and shit for this key lime pie, like this Cochies key lime pie, and nobody actually really knows exactly where this Cochies key lime pie comes from or who this person is this posting all these reviews, but there's like literally tens upon tens of thousands of them.
Speaker 2He's Christ and so To tie that back to this makes it kind of feel like this is somebody just trying to like create some sort of internet, weird internet meme thing.
Speaker 5I I'm trying to get some. I don't know someone who might be covering these things in a weird niche or podcast. Maybe they want us to talk about it.
Speaker 2Yeah, well, yeah, so that sort of thing, maybe just like trying to get attention from this, like weird that's. My theory is just based on that reference to something that's very similar in nature.
Speaker 2It would basically be like somebody doing something like this and then just like making a gay video games reference at the end, right, so Anyway, but like the weird fucking posts keep continuing until, like, that's just so many, oh yeah, about three years ago, and then eventually, like all the accounts that were involved in this subreddit, get banned for Probably a multitude of reasons just reasons, yeah, just reasons, yeah.
Speaker 3All that. They all say they're suspended.
Speaker 2I think it's probably because they started like really littering other subreddits with this shit. Like there's one post that I found on a ghostbusters subreddit. That's about how, like one of these people wants to try to get there, like they're begging people to help them get their wife back or something, and then like one of the other accounts replies and calls them an alcoholic oh yeah.
Speaker 5Did you?
Speaker 4know that the ghostbusters went up against fucking Ceno bites. I.
Speaker 5Did know that in a comic right.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's a cartoon yeah, the new ghostbusters cartoon. They go up against the hellraiser and the Ceno bites. What the fuck. It's very creepy.
Speaker 5Good, I'd watch it. Yeah, I'm trying to convince Kelly to go as a what's her, what the fucks her name? Deep throat. The lady Ceno bite, and so I can go as pinhead next year.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, you need like $700 goes the one that shoots CDs at people.
Speaker 5Hell yeah. Oh yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, well goes the weird upside-down locust thing. Yeah.
Speaker 4I am okay with never visiting that subreddit.
Speaker 5Yeah, you don't have to. I think Matt did a really good job and don't recommend it. If you, if you need context, you know what no that's not a good context no, there's no context. It's just weird, it's just upsetting is a really good is a really good way to describe it upsetting.
Speaker 4Yeah, I'm already upset and all I did was hear about it.
Speaker 3Well, I, I have one that is less upsetting, for sure.
Speaker 2That's good Go ahead.
Speaker 3So if you guys, if anybody's on tiktok, you've you may have seen this whole thing play out.
Mysterious Abandoned Apartment Complex
Speaker 3It was, I think it was like around 20, like the end of 2021 that it really started happening. But basically, what I wanted to talk about is something called menu gate, and if you haven't heard about menu gate, it's kind of a fun little rabbit hole to go down. It's not like Super spooky or super like crazy or anything, but I thought it was pretty interesting just to kind of like follow this guy from you know, for the past couple years. Just talk about this. So essentially, this guy named Cody has this playlist of tiktoks and he goes on to explain that and all the time living here, he's like Absolutely convinced that he's one of like just a few people that live in this giant apartment complex where the staff Completely are like yeah, we're completely sold out, like you know the belt, like nobody lives here, like that, like we have no rooms Available, pretty much like maybe a couple rooms or whatever like they claim they're at capacity, but this guy thinks is he's only one of like a handful of people who live here.
Speaker 3Yeah, he essentially Thinks this because one one day he noticed that somebody came around and put Chinese takeout menus on all of the doors, right, and so you know what you do normally when you live in apartment complex or get a fucking thing on your door. You Come home and you see it and you're like, oh shit cool, and you throw it away and then it's not on your door exactly so.
Speaker 3For like three to four days he notices that all of the menus are still on the front doors of almost everyone in his apartment, like on his floor, and he's like, well, huh, like that's that doesn't seem right. You know, like you come home and there's not like they have back doors, they're all apartments. So he's like, alright, these, these, these minis have been on their doors for like four days now. He's like not everyone in my apartment complex could have gone on vacation right at the same time. So that's like one of his first tiktoks and so it starts to kind of kick everything off from here.
Speaker 3So he starts to do a bunch of shit. He's like I never see any of my neighbors. He goes into a parking garage and basically there's a bunch of different levels of this parking garage and each levels for each floor of the building, so you park on a specific floor. So he goes in there and he's like, so I don't know how, I've never like realized this before, but like all the cars here are like fucking old and like dusty and he starts like filming all the cars and in In the parking garage and they're like literally coated in dust and like their license plates have been expired for years and shit.
Speaker 3And Actually the funny thing is he starts off this whole like menu gate thing with filming a car that he watched come into his complex and then get parked in his level that had a bunch of bullet holes in the window and like they just like parked it and whoever parked it left he's like yeah, it looks like bullet holes in this car and that could possibly be blood. I don't really know.
Speaker 2Hell yeah, okay so this is just a mob front.
Speaker 3So, so, yeah, so he's like confused as fuck. He keeps like every time he makes a new tiktok. He's like hey, I'm the guy lives in the abandoned apartment complex and Basically he says that you know, he lives in a nice part of town, the rent is like really affordable, and if you go to the website, it shows that there's like a couple units of like, each different like unit type available on the website, and Then We'll go move in.
Speaker 5It's not Kentucky, so I guess they've got that.
Speaker 3Maybe it's not. It's not Kentucky. I have actually been to Kentucky, though, so that's fun. Anyways. So he, he, he goes into his, his parking garage one day after getting home and it's been raining like super hard and I think a pipe burst and basically there was just water like streaming down the stairwell. So he's like I Called maintenance and it just kept ringing. And he's like I literally cannot get a hold of anyone like for maintenance, and so he's like I had to end up talking to like a like one of the workers in the front, like days later when I finally saw someone in the building and then pouring down the stairs for days.
Speaker 3Yeah, like literally.
Speaker 3Jesus and then so, like I mentioned the, the people in that run the complex mentioned that it was full and Obviously this isn't true. You see him, like he'll like go outside and like film the like exterior of the building and you'll see, like you know, rooms with lights on and then, like he'll like, look into one that has lights on and it's just, there's just no furniture in it, the lights are just on. And some of the, some of the places, like you can tell that there's got to be like maybe like Five or six people that actually like live in this building. Because when he pans over, like you'll see like one balcony that looks like somebody like fucking lives there, like it's got lights and chairs and shit, but yeah, he'll never see anyone using it. And like there's this one building that he sees that he films, where it looks like they're having like a party in there, but there's no one inside of it. It's just got like flashing like colorful lights inside of it for no reason.
Speaker 5So this is this is just fucking this.
Speaker 2This sounds like money laundering is what the sounds like like. It definitely sounds like.
Speaker 3It's really, really weird and it's a really fun like rabbit hole to go down. But yeah, like he like there's just so many different things that he shows. He's like, yeah, here's all the locks on all the apartments near mine and they're like brand new, like they didn't even take the plastic off of them Because they're like digital locks. They're not, like you know, regular ones. And then I guess a guy found his tiktok's and reached out. He's like, hey, man, like I used to live there, it was like way more occupied than it seems now when I was living there. But like management got super shady after they can change ownership. And the guys like, yeah, we moved out after we like found a bunch of weird things in the like in the complex.
Speaker 4We were like bodies roll up in carpets.
Speaker 3Yeah, or maybe a baseball bat that was wrapped in barbed wire. So they were just like, yeah, we got out of there.
Speaker 5Yeah, good call.
Speaker 3Yeah, he basically just posts a lot of videos when he's like doing more sleuthing and shit, like he'll. You know he noticed that all the menus had finally vanished after you know however many months, and then all at the same time, I'm sure yep, literally like they were all gone same time. And then he thought that somebody was moving into the apartment across from him because All of a sudden some furniture shows up and is just sitting outside of the apartment and then proceeds to sit there for days and never go into the apartment.
Speaker 3And then on trash change on trash day he'll see trash cans out and it's like almost like all of the trashes are like the same trash in each bin and it's just super strange.
Speaker 2He's, like I know, filling it with the random trash to make it look like it's a subscription service for trash.
Speaker 4It's just the same exact track plus.
Speaker 3Yeah, you've got trash light, your free trash trials coming to an end.
Speaker 5You're really poor. Do you need them to think that you're actually very rich?
Speaker 3Let us trash for you if you love to deliver all your trash on the same day, you'll get a 10% discount.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 2Trash prime.
Speaker 5Well, yeah, so like yes, I'm writing these down. Anyway, sorry Go ahead.
Speaker 3No trash transcription. Write it down, we'll forget. But yeah, no. So he's got 21 videos.
Speaker 3He's a very eccentric guy, very smart guy, he's a, he's a lawyer or something like that. I forget exactly what he does, but you can tell like he's just like super, super, trying to figure out like what the fuck this is. And there's a lot of theories. So I watched a few videos, read a few things about it and there's some theories.
Speaker 3Some people think that maybe the reason he only sees like he never sees the same people living there is that it's possibly like a big Airbnb type of situation where Someone, whoever owns the building, is just doing Airbnb's every once in a while. So all it's like really spread out right. Other theories that it's possibly a corporate building where some company bought the place they rent out like full-time, you know, maybe 30% of the units and then the rest of the time. It's just like they're like letting people stay when they're in town or on business or something like that. A lot of people think it's an ARG or a hoax, just completely, and the thing about this is that there's no answer Because he kind of just like stopped posting videos about it.
Speaker 3Oh, the mob got him. Yeah, all right. A lot of people think it might be real estate manipulation, where they're basically. Whoever rented this place is just trying to like mark up demand for living and claiming that there's nothing there and stuff like that or, as you guys kind of you know, called out its money laundering and Fuck who. I don't know if we'll actually ever know.
Speaker 2Was gonna be. If this was like a front for something, you would think the people that own the complex would figure out about this and ask him to stop posting videos.
Speaker 5Mm-hmm. Right, that is they like.
Speaker 4Just don't care, maybe that or I guess, like, if it is a money laundering thing, why would you Even rent out any of the rooms to strange people that you don't know Well?
Speaker 2and I was like Show that they yeah, right, right, they have to have at least one customer on the books, right what did you make and like video footage of them?
Speaker 5like you have people attract their day, like, if there's somebody's living here, show me. I guess, but these other, 400 units that don't have anybody in them but have furniture sitting outside the front, like I Could totally see the empty units, the furniture delivery with no one to pick it up, the same exact trash, the locks with everything. Like they made all the right purchases to make it look like a legit building, but after the front costs.
Speaker 2Yeah, and that's the money laundering thing. They could definitely be like, like, they have some people living there, so if anybody asked, they'd be like oh yeah, people definitely live here, we rent out. And then like, with the furniture, they could be buying cheap furniture and then like, like, putting it down as like being way more expensive than it actually was. And then if, like, people ask about the empty apartments, it's like, oh, we're remodeling and so this is expenses for remodels, yeah.
Speaker 4I think the mattress firm by me is a long money laundering.
Speaker 5Dude, I think all. I never see anybody inside. I remember I was delivering pizza once and somebody from mattress firm ordered a pizza and I got to the location and there was a legit nobody. Like the lights were on, the door was unlocked and I was just walking around like nobody was fucking there like.
Speaker 2That's why you always go to mattress soft, just of course, or just.
Speaker 5Here's whoever wants this can have it.
Speaker 3Yeah, so. So I guess the biggest thing in this for me that kind of. So I watched all of the videos on his tiktok and the thing for me is that there's like a few things that I noticed from when he starts to kind of like where he ends. And the biggest thing for me that's been kind of like Racking my brain about the whole thing is the fact that Literally in his first fucking video he's like yeah, I've lived here for four years and you just started now, and then he just starts this whole thing off when the the menus were delivered, right.
Speaker 3So my personal belief is that I think this dude owns the building and he's tailoring his videos to make it seem like nobody lives there. Because if you look in the beginning, all the locks are normal Key locks on the doors, yeah. And then, like midway through, like the later part of his series, they're all new locks. Like they all, like they've changed the locks on this whole place. Like there's like times where you can see that they're like doing painting in the building and he even shows it. He's like oh, I guess they're painting the building for some reason now. And like the reason all those locks would have the plastic on them is because they're probably fucking renovating and and oh and or. I saw a lot of other people being like yeah, he's just filming at different places like, like it's not even the same apartment complex.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, like just buildings in the same complex Exactly random ass reason, just so and but that, that I feel like the way I'm thinking is purely because of what we do here and, to be fair, I think it takes away from the fondness of the story. If you like, go into it just being like a piece of shit.
Speaker 2But the reason it took himself. So I did just that other person that lived there did say that the ownership changed. So maybe it did, it just got weird.
Speaker 5Oh yeah maybe we went from like legit business to like money laundering the front.
Speaker 1They're like you know.
Speaker 5I wish you probably let like seven people out of the 200 rooms we have. Yeah, we'll let them stay to make it look like we're legit.
Speaker 3Yeah, pretty much. And there's actually one last thing that I didn't bring up. I just thought it was funny, but like one of his videos he's like you know how I know things are weird here, and he's like there's fucking snakes in the apartment and like he just like starts showing these like little tiny snakes in the hallway.
Speaker 4That sounds right. Well, the nice thing is we can do away with the theory that's the Irish mob then, because it's the same page page.
Speaker 5Your Patrick got rid of all the snakes.
Discussion on Unusual Hobby
Speaker 4Yeah, he did away with them, so that's good to know Okay that is good to know I'm.
Speaker 5I want to tell you, mike, the contributions that you've been bringing to the table tonight have been top tier Scalar establish that to begin with that's fair, we did Boy is ripping it tonight. Do you guys want to know about?
Speaker 1Tanks or glitter.
Speaker 2Yes, septic tanks. And then I can retell my story about the divining rods. Okay, okay.
Speaker 5Well, I, so I came across a very, very just, it was just a picture. It's two pictures, sorry, and it's. It's a picture of this, of a person I don't know if it's a man or a woman there and like this silicon latex mask with just the eyes and the mouth cut out and they're like submerged in this brown liquid and there's a pipe and they're just kind of sitting there and it it says the early 2000s this man paid people hourly to be in their septic tank. I know this sounds disgusting and psychopathic, but hey, everyone has their hobby. And there's an ad, there's an ad from Craigslist that says I pay to enter your septic tank for an hour at a time, a hundred and fifty dollars in Jacksonville, alabama.
Speaker 5Because what? Why would it be anywhere else? Some might judge me for this, but it's what I enjoy. I will pay you a hundred and fifty dollars an hour to bring my equipment in and gain access to your septic tank. I then have my associate close the tank after I've set up my tripod and camera up. Believe it or not, it's a great place to reflect. Now, what I, what I really want to know is Is this is this just reflection, or is this sexual in some way like what I think what is this?
Speaker 4I Think it's the equivalent of what are those like water pods that you'll rest in oh, the deprivation tanks. I think this is yes this is the Alabama deprivation tank. Is what this? That's part of the deprivation. I.
Speaker 3Yeah you know we never got, is it?
Speaker 2degradation tank.
Speaker 5This is definitely a degradation tank.
Speaker 4It's not great a deprivation, stank.
Speaker 5It's all. It definitely is that.
Speaker 3We never got an email back from fucking Urban dictionary about that word that I said no, we were business. Well, what will? This is business.
Speaker 5But so in the comments of this thing, apparently there are people who Actually like called him about this and they say things like yeah, he seemed pretty normal, just, and like somebody clarified, saying like he pays use. Like people are saying like why would you like, why would you pay somebody $150 an hour just so they can get into your own septic tank? Like no, no, no, he pays youth so that he can sit in your septic tank. All you have to do is give him permission to sit and collect the money while he sits in your waste.
Speaker 2I mean, I mean, I guess I do it.
Speaker 4Fuck it would. A hundred percent I would. Yeah, I need money bad.
Speaker 5Now here's an interesting question what is the longest amount of time you'd be comfortable?
Speaker 2With having him in there with having him in there. Yeah, probably live in there, for probably not overnight.
Speaker 5So less than 24 hours it's it's not an hour thing.
Speaker 2I just don't want him in there in the middle of the night.
Speaker 5He's just like when you're sleeping. You don't want to know.
Speaker 2Yeah, exactly hang on your septic tank like man's in the septic well, because my concern is like, if he's in there, if he's on my property overnight, what is it? When I'm asleep, is he just getting out and like look at my windows and stuff?
Speaker 5That's fair over now.
Unresolved Mysteries
Speaker 3Yeah, just like a mud monster. Is there a legal thing? If you, like you know, drowns in there on your, I would have to have a little labor right yeah, like if you die or like bodily harm, like that's you, because you're in.
Speaker 5My fucking, you ask for this yeah you literally are paying for this like.
Speaker 4I would let him stay in as long as he wants. He's paying me as long as he wants, he could live there, for, like here, I would rent out the sub Tinctive.
Speaker 3I would charge, I would charge more and be like, hey, like I'll get all my buddies to come over and we'll just like take Some x-lags and we'll just like shit all night, it it occurs to me that there may be people listening to this who don't know what a subject tank is.
Speaker 2And you know you're not a subject a subject tank is when you live in a place where you can't hook your house up to Like the sewer lines in your city. Yeah, you get this big-ass tank that they bury in your yard and you connect your toilet and everything to it and all of your shit and everything collect your fuses and somebody comes by every Whatever years and pumps it up, sucks it out.
Speaker 5Yeah, a giant or they hire this guy.
Speaker 2It's just a big tank of shit and everything that's gone down your drain.
Speaker 5It's excrement. Yeah now interesting thing. So that was posted in 2018. In 2021, there was an update on a different thread, completely on unresolved mysteries on Reddit and it said Septic tank Sam has been identified. Oh yeah it says update. I Think it'd be fine. It's like, yeah, it's all over the fucking internet. You can just look this up. His name is Gordon Sanderson, the 26 year old Indigenous man from Manitoba. 26 years old. He's survived by an older sister and a daughter. He's a daughter.
Speaker 4He's dead.
Speaker 5Apparently, yeah, apparently, he is dead. I the investigation into his killing remains open and the article and foods includes Gordon of this and blah blah. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have announced that they have identified a John Donne on a septic tank Sam using genealogy.
Speaker 4Can wait. Canadian police, you said this took place in Alabama.
Speaker 5No, oh, no yeah.
Speaker 3I did Alberta, alberta, that's.
Speaker 5Alberta. Sorry everybody. Yeah, it's a Jackson, alberta Did he die from like this is Canada everything. He was a murder victim found in a rural property in Alberta, canada, and in what the fuck? In April of? Okay, that doesn't make any sense, uh.
Speaker 4There's so.
Speaker 5I don't know if somebody wrote this was confused. I think they mean 2019, not 1919, but whatever Matters is, he's dead. He's dead, and he was found in a septic tank, obviously. But if that wasn't fucking obvious, I don't know where you have been.
Speaker 3How do you think he made a gunshot wound?
Speaker 5Yeah, there's a gunshot wound, Murdered by someone who knew him well, is apparently what Apparently been beaten, tortured, burned and sexually mutilated before being shot at least twice. What the fuck?
Speaker 2We're sure this is the same person.
Speaker 4I don't know if it's the same fucking guy. This, my guy, just like to roll around and shit. You didn't have to do all that to him.
Speaker 3I mean the wiki does does call him septic tank Sam Right, and it says all the 26 year old and good news, man, yeah.
Speaker 4I bet it was for money, money issues, because how the fuck he pays you under 50 bucks an hour? Where's he getting that money from? Bet he was like gambling or he owes money to him.
Speaker 2He was in incredible debt Because, due to his due to his need to be in other people's stuff.
Speaker 4That owns the Dones Doug's apartment complex coming together.
Speaker 3Apparently he was like part of some criminal syndicate in Edmonton. So yeah.
Speaker 4And he's hiding out and shit all along wild.
Speaker 2Maybe that's what it is. Maybe he was like they'll never look in the septic tank.
Speaker 1Yeah, we're going to draw people toilet septic tanks.
Speaker 3He's like hey man, yeah, can I like hang out in your septic tank and he's just like dropping off like fucking kilos in there.
Speaker 5This is like uh sure I guess later.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm sure I'll open this back up. Yeah, that's that minutes, but I'm gonna hang out here for a while.
Speaker 5I'll be here for at least an hour. But you know, that is, that is my, my. It's a very small mystery, but it's it's fucking strange, it's very fucking strange. Septic tank Sam yeah, we can talk about my glitter one as well his name is Gordon.
Speaker 4Why don't they just call him like?
Speaker 2yeah, I think we got time for the glitter.
Speaker 4Yeah, dude, the glitter one fuck it.
Speaker 5Do you want me to go over the glitter one as well? Yeah, yeah okay, so this is this is just a strange Another reddit post and it says which mystery industry is the largest buyer of glitter. Now, before I go anywhere with this, I want you guys to guess what do you think like? Who do you think is the largest purchaser of glitter in the US?
Speaker 3What do I feel like? It's like the military or some shit Barbie.
Speaker 5He's Barbie. Yeah, it's the military military.
Speaker 2The largest purchaser of glitter.
Speaker 5Yeah, he had to just guess off the cuff I.
Speaker 2Don't know man strip clubs recent guess.
Speaker 5That actually happens to be a question that a lot of people want to know. Apparently, the like the biggest purchaser of glitter in the US is an is an unnamed source and it's. It's a fucking lot of glitter and there was a.
Speaker 2There's an article hundred percent, oh yeah.
Speaker 5I. I also think it is the military, and there was an interview. This is like five years ago. There was an interview in the New York Times all about glitter and there was somebody they interviewed at one of the factories. My name was Miss Dire. It says when I asked Miss Dire if she could tell me which industry served as glitter X's biggest market, her answer was in yes. She instantly shot me and then herself, her answer was instant. She said no, I absolutely know that I cannot, and Says I was taken aback. But you know what it is? Oh god, yes, she said and laughed and you would never guess it. Let's just leave it at that. I asked if she could tell me why she couldn't tell me, because they don't want anyone to know that it's glitter. If I looked at it, wouldn't I know that it was glitter? No, not really Would I be able to see the glitter. Oh my, oh, you do see something, but it's uh, it's yeah, I can't.
Speaker 4And then she apparently McDonald's or something, and that's what the meats made out of.
Speaker 2This is the extra ingredient in Taco Bell's meat. Yeah, and so.
Speaker 5Apparently a pair. Yeah, so all the obvious guesses nail polish, strip clubs, football helmets, just like that, like holographics in trading cards or like what? All of like the the obvious answers Apparently, toothpaste and money are two very large ones. Okay, apparently that the blue in like Colgate and crust toothpaste is. This is the same alloy that's made like with glitter.
Speaker 2Okay so they just buy a bunch of glitter and just blend it in there.
Speaker 3Apparently there's a swallow it, so it's fun. Gotta get your daily dose of microplastics right right.
Speaker 5Yeah, that's a whole other thing, but there's no like definitive proof. Most people think it's just the military. You know, there's lots of vehicles and apparently apparently fuck. What's it called the coating that they use on On like fighter jets and stealth bombers. There they use glitter to help Interfere with like radio waves and radar signals.
Speaker 2They just reflect stuff in a weird way.
Speaker 5Yeah, it basically scrambles it. So even if you could tell there was something there, you wouldn't know what. Okay.
Speaker 4Coming us a Mach 5.
Speaker 5Right, that'll confuse them. Another. So another person says micro-taggants, which are multi-layered micro glitter that's added to all commercial explosives.
Speaker 4Already micro. How do you make micro glitter?
Speaker 5No, like, it's like an angel blender. Yeah shrink ray, give it to Rick Marenis a slap chop. Yeah, apparently they put the, the glitter in the micro or the micro-taggants, micro glitter inside commercial explosives to trace like what, like when it was made, like each different micro taggant has a specific like, a specificity to it. It's a whole other bomb science that I have no idea, but you can only use a microscope to figure it out. Um, gender reveal parties.
Speaker 2That's where this is going.
Speaker 5Yeah, gender reveal parties. I wish I actually had an answer, but, like the, all the comment sections are just a bunch of different speculations. There's a bunch of information about how glitter is used in as like a Drops over war zones, to both interfere with electronics as well as make people think that you know ordinance is being dropped somewhere um.
Speaker 3I'd go red that Zookeepers like to mix glitter into animal food so they can track different animals by their poop.
Speaker 2Oh, that's not a bad. That's why I don't feel like that's healthy for the animal, but maybe Other animals, who cares right? It's healthy for the animal that we know we're in like a 20 by 20 enclosure anyway, yeah, where did it go?
Speaker 5Oh, fuck around a bit man.
Speaker 2You don't need glitter. We really need help finding these guys.
Speaker 5They're super elusive.
Speaker 3There's we have one rhino here. Let's put some glitter in there. It's definitely rhino shit.
Glitter, Military Purchases, and Random Topics
Speaker 5Why. You can tell by the glitter. You just count it. But yeah, there's like this. This whole threat is just speculation incarnate, and it's just weird to me that Nobody knows who the largest like purchaser of glitter in the country is. I wanted to be like Uh, like it's just something that it's just so like colossally normal, like it's just it's just party city, but they don't want you to know. They can't know how much glitter we're buying.
Speaker 2It's got a lot of control. Shareholders are gonna hate this.
Speaker 1It's too much.
Speaker 3Oh man, yeah, I'm not even sure what Mike's laughing about anymore.
Speaker 5I don't know, I don't think he knows. I don't think he knows either, it's an unethical amount of glitter.
Speaker 4We can't let that happen. We can't disclose it. I'm still laughing.
Speaker 2That's the whole zoo.
Speaker 4Oh, let's get some glitter in this poop.
Speaker 5There's much glitter inside this rhino as we possibly can. It just comes out like Jim Carrey and fucking.
Speaker 4Oh, I think Ace Ventura.
Speaker 5Hell yeah, oh yeah, but that was the other rabbit hole that I sailed down Was just trying to figure out who the fuck is ordering all the glitter, damn wow.
Speaker 3I wonder why. I did wonder why people care so much. It seems like there's a lot of articles. I gotta admit I'm curious.
Speaker 5Dude, there's. So the. The first two pages are all like relevant hits, which is shocking to me, you know.
Speaker 4It wouldn't be the weirdest thing the government is like the number one's, like Purchaser of a bunch of just weird shit. Yeah, like M&Ms, and and it's only because it's it's because they want to say that they are.
Speaker 5Yeah, it's only so they can say that they are that's the only reason, yeah they get the peanut M&M so they can put them in the MRE, so they can weed out the weak ones, yeah.
Speaker 4Damn it, they uh, no, they're they they're like the one of the biggest buyers of. Uh, there's something else that's very obscure Irby's. It's honestly something dumb like that like they're like they're real good at diffusing bombs.
Speaker 5They're like a huge contractor in like it's like fucking tickle me elbows or some dumb shit like that.
Speaker 4It's like something they buy like some. It's like some kid's toy or something that the the military buys a lot of because of, like the, the mechanism inside of it. They just buy the mechanism directly from the manufacturer.
Speaker 2I don't know.
Speaker 4I don't know.
Speaker 5Apparently it's cheaper to buy a tickle me elbow.
Speaker 3I know. It's cheaper to buy fucking 13 million tomagaches instead of you know 3% Instead of 10 million speakers.
Speaker 5The military bought all my pogs yeah. I want to know. I want to know, like, what the the ratio is like. Okay, if we were to buy the tickle me elbow version, this is how much it's gonna be costing if we were to buy the Furbys Guys they're selling these elbows at a loss.
Speaker 2We got a capital Buy, buy buy.
Speaker 1You know, the silkworm in Malaysia is is is predicted to produce a lot this year.
Speaker 5I think we should buy the the Furbys this time around. We got to stock up on kimonos. Silk is not.
Speaker 4Well, I'm glad that we all came to the table with something about poop, something about glitter, something different. Abandoned apartment complexes, weird vaginal sense, specifically on your fingers, on your fingers and tomato man this was a good day for me.
Speaker 5I wish I could say I remembered any of the things that were just talked about in any detail whatsoever, but just from wrapping my mind around the concepts that were required to know about today was just a feat all by itself. Yeah, I, I think I'm gonna go back to the.
Speaker 4I like when we kind of take a break from the horror that is the internet and just kind of look at the, the stupid, we go away from the what the fuck to the why the fuck. Why the fuck was there as?
Speaker 1well.
Speaker 3Why the fuck nearly enough?
Speaker 1You need to do that more.
Speaker 4Oh, my god, yes before.
Speaker 5Hey, this is me reminding whoever needs to know, doug, do you have wet, hot allosaurus summer in front of you?
Speaker 3I do, I do good.
Speaker 5Okay, that's. I just wanted to remind us because we will forget.
Speaker 3What are we doing with that? I flipped through it like we have way more.
Speaker 5No, it's just the first sentence.
Speaker 3I'm pretty sure it's literally just fade in exterior a penis. That is too hot.
Speaker 5That's the first sentence of what we have a lot to work with we did like a whole ass page in the zombie a sexist zombie.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5So, those are gonna be some some publications to look out for, it's for sure.
Speaker 4So we're adding a sentence.
Speaker 5Yeah, every episode that we remember we we had a sentence, we just build off it how do we build off of this next one? Fade in exterior. A penis, that is too hot.
Speaker 2What would you want to hear after that?
Speaker 4Yeah, attached to a man named Roy. Attached to a man named Roy.
Speaker 5Attached to a man named Roy. I'm fine with that. Yeah, I'm fine with that. We gotta get some. Don't hug me.
Speaker 2I'm scared. That's a sentence right, can I?
Speaker 3can I change it to? Attached to this penis is a man named.
Speaker 2Roy. Yeah, that's good, that's much better, that's a full sense.
Speaker 5Doug, you're a poet. The worst part is we're gonna like we're gonna make a sentence and we're gonna have an idea of where this nit wants to go, and then a week is gonna go by and we're gonna be like why did we write that? I have no idea.
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Speaker 3But I love that they call it save it for the bonus. Man save it for the bonus.
Speaker 4We'll talk about mecha Kong and then mecha Kong versus mecha dong. You could go ahead and you could find your local dad. Go on Craigslist.
Speaker 5Yeah, go on Craigslist. I'm a dad that lives in your stuff. I'm a dad?
Speaker 4Yes, and I'm gonna hit him gently. I'm sure he'll let you. It's Craigslist Moot. What do you got for the people, the beautiful people?
Speaker 2If your fingers are leaking a smelly substance. Definitely go online and post a bunch of completely unhinged shit about it so we can talk about it on the show. When your mouse will smell bad in your keyboard. That's your problem, not ours. Well, I actually now have a link to some Senate gloves that I could hook you up with there you go.
Speaker 3Oh nice, do you have penis breath?
Speaker 5Do your fingers have penis?
Speaker 2breath. Smegma, smegmatis.
Speaker 3Smegmar 9.
Speaker 5We have to talk about that. That's the thing that needs to happen.
Speaker 4What do you want to say to people?
Speaker 5Honestly, normally it's stay paranoid, but if some guy shows up to your house and he asks you, will you let me pay you $150 an hour to let me sit in your septic tank, I would not be paranoid about that man. So yeah, invite that man in, give him some slippers you don't care about anymore.
Speaker 4Tell him though tell him because you don't want to check the bounce. I only take cash and I want to see the cash up front Half now, half when you come out of the tank. That's how you do it If you come out of the tank.
Speaker 2Definitely get that waiver signed.
Speaker 5Yeah, waiver signed for sure.
Speaker 4What you got, doug, doug, bliss. What do you got for me? Give me Doug all the time.
Speaker 3So if you live in an abandoned apartment complex, or so you think, I guess, draw us a picture of it.
Speaker 1To do draw us a picture of it?
Speaker 3Yeah, sign it to Mel. Send it to us, yeah, slap it with your peen or your bean, as long as you don't have LVSS.
Speaker 4You gotta slap the stamp on the envelope with your cock, yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, really cemented into that drawing of your abandoned apartment complex. And yeah, that's it. Go fuck yourselves.
Speaker 4Well, you heard it from the man that mytholeds himself. Everybody Go, fuck yourself Bye. I love you more than you really you first, mike.
Speaker 5Okay, mike, will you do another cheers with me?
Speaker 2No, no oh.
Speaker 5Alright. Well, I did leave that option, I guess.
Speaker 3We all left.
Speaker 5Bye. Everyone, goodbye.
Speaker 1Welcome back to InterNight. We're delighted to have you with us once again for a night of penance. To begin this night, let's repeat after me. Now we have a message and a bottle from another member of InterNight. Elena says hey, has anyone else been getting weird messages from this thing? This seems fishy. Let's meditate together on this transformative message and merge our energies. Your lucky numbers for this week are 32, 97, 114, 101. For this week, we encourage you to ask for forgiveness from those you might have heard or caused suffering to. It is good to let others know that you acknowledge your mistakes and plan to do better next time. Don't forget to send a message of inspiration to another member. Together we illuminate the path to spiritual awakening.
