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It's just Mike and Jason this week, and they're bringing you an IRL mystery with a side of conspiracy. This week it's weird raining jelly falling from the heavens. It's the Oakville blobs.
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Don't look under the internet. This is a good representation of my basement. This is a good video, wow. Looking at it from an outside perspective, I really am just kind of recording in like like a torture dungeon, because right there is like the water stains from the leaks that I have. Oh, dude, yeah, all those images I sent earlier.
Speaker 3:I had them all. I put in the AI. I was just like this is in my basement yeah. And it was like oh, I know here it is.
Speaker 2:It just started with that. Here's some torture porn.
Speaker 3:Yeah it was the first image I got. On that note, yeah, speaking of torture porn.
Speaker 2:Hello everyone.
Speaker 3:Welcome to.
Speaker 2:Don't Look Under the Internet. Welcome to Deludi. Don't Look Under the Internet, the show where we don't have a visual this time around.
Speaker 3:Oh, sorry guys. Nope, that's Jason. Hello, hello, that is.
Speaker 2:Michael, hello, hello. Wow, you fucking full named me. Like you're my mother, I know.
Speaker 3:Is your name here?
Speaker 2:Oh mom.
Speaker 3:Mom? No, she's not here. Somebody had to.
Speaker 2:Someone had to full name me. No, if you would have threw the middle name in there, then I would have gotten like PTSD flashbacks. I don't think I know your middle name.
Speaker 3:Sure, you do Think hard Okay, donald, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:I didn't know that.
Speaker 3:Yes, I think it's my name that I'm weird about. I don't remember your fucking middle name. I guess it's for the best you don't want people to know it, I just don't like it, joseph.
Speaker 2:Nope, damn, you could have had a JJ thing going, but yeah, this, as you've noticed, this is only half of Deludi. We're missing. We're missing half. I killed them both. Yep, I got real tired of Doug's shit. That piece of shit, doug's shit. I killed them both. I just that piece of shit dyed his hair the wrong color. I was like, the moment it went red, I was like a bull. I was like I gotta kill this man.
Speaker 3:And then I think here's what I think actually happened. I'm pretty sure you just wanted a weapon and you thought the easiest way was to make a sword out of their blood. So Like a demon's blade, I mean kind of, but no, I mean more from like the well, you know how people's blood has iron in it? Um, there's. They're starting. You're starting your journey, I guess.
Speaker 2:Didn't someone do that? Didn't they make a sword out of all the iron from the blood that they killed?
Speaker 3:Oh, probably Like other enemies.
Speaker 2:I think that's a thing.
Speaker 3:If you honestly go ahead.
Speaker 2:That's either a thing in real life or like, uh, just like a, like a, like a comic book or something, but like that's a thing somewhere.
Speaker 3:Well, if you killed one person a day for a whole year and you want it. You would be able to use that sword in the same year, but only for the last four days of the year. So it would take 360 fucking days to.
Speaker 1:What if it's?
Speaker 2:only 60?.
Speaker 3:Yeah, one person per day. Oh, then you're fucked and your steers just straight fucked. Um, you know, it takes about 360 people on average. If you took all of their blood and got all of the iron out of it, that's how many people would take to make a sword out of them.
Speaker 2:I can't tell if you're just making up a statistic or if you actually know this.
Speaker 1:Cause I have.
Speaker 2:60% of statistics are made up on the spot. So who's to say?
Speaker 1:I will trust you.
Speaker 2:It's a horrible idea, but I will trust you.
Speaker 3:I will say I'm pretty good when it comes to like the, the weird body stuff. I'm into that shit, but no yeah, yeah, it's about 360 people. I am a pervert Kind of when. Where does that shit like a badge you talking about? That's true, that's your scarlet.
Speaker 2:Oh God, no I, if I were to kill Moot and Doug, I wouldn't use a sword made out of their blood. I would probably use something akin to what our topic is today.
Speaker 1:We're going to get into that in a second here. The entire town of Oakville right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, before we start that, I'm going to go with a small Duluti housekeeping.
Speaker 1:Clap in front of your face.
Speaker 2:We don't have any new patrons or anything again, which again is fine. We're getting into the holiday season. Y'all need to spend your money on more things than just us bums.
Speaker 3:Make capitalism proud and buy your family presents they don't need.
Speaker 2:Yes exactly, but I do just want to say thank you for listening. Hell yeah, the housekeeping is shouting out you, the listener. I see you, derek.
Speaker 1:Keep up the good work, derek Derek.
Speaker 2:Keep up the good work. I really hope, like you know how people will do that They'll just like, say a random name and in hopes that, like one of their audience members has named that I want to do that, but like, instead I want to scare an audience member like right now. We'll just be talking and be like, oh, fuck off that car. Just see, just really startle someone that's in traffic. You know what I mean. Make a car scuff.
Speaker 3:We should start a show that is literally just called. It's called like jump scare or some shit like that, and it's just dead silence until it isn't, and then it's like a horrifying like get out of the way, like something ridiculously inappropriate.
Speaker 1:I would love that.
Speaker 3:That'd be great. I feel like we would do well and we wouldn't have to say a single fucking coherent word.
Speaker 2:This one goes out to you, rebecca. You're driving to work right now and I will say look out for that pothole Shit. Oh fuck, oh man.
Speaker 3:That's a new suspension You're going to take that in.
Speaker 2:That's new suspension right there.
Speaker 3:It's a bent rim right there.
Speaker 2:Yep. Oh, you fucked up, Rebecca.
Speaker 3:Fuck you, Rebecca God.
Speaker 2:Fuck you. Where's Rebecca? Yeah, rebecca's in Oakville, nice segue, nice segue.
Speaker 3:I'm a bird scooter.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that I'm going to have murder, dug and moot. So there we go.
Speaker 3:Full fucking circle. Yeah, why are we talking about Oakville?
Speaker 2:Yeah, why are we talking about some no name ass fucking town? I'll tell you fucking why, so eons ago in the far distant future of 1994.
Speaker 3:That sentence just gave me a fucking aneurysm.
Speaker 2:You're welcome Back in August 7th of 1994 in a small town in Washington, near Seattle. I believe it's like 20 miles away from Seattle. You will stumble across man. You're just going forward through the fucking handle Shit. You know what it props to you. It's just a. Malibu that is that's true? What are we drinking? What?
Speaker 1:are we thinking, there's a bottle here and it's empty.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm drinking Malibu Heavy Willy.
Speaker 2:Heavy Willy, but back in 1994, in this small town. This town has a population of like it's like, 740 people.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, it's fucking tiny.
Speaker 2:Very small town and they stayed relatively around that number as well. I think they grew a little bit, but they've stayed a pretty small town. A weird incident occurred. I guess, yeah, I think the best way to the best thing to call this would be an accident.
Speaker 3:We're talking about the old grill. An incident is probably better.
Speaker 2:Yes, there was an incident where one night or not one night, for a couple nights, for a couple weeks these blobs of something started falling from the dang old sky. So you're probably wondering to yourself what the hell is an Oakville and why is there a blob there?
Speaker 3:I could tell you it's an oak.
Speaker 2:Blobs, what is an Oakville?
Speaker 3:Well, you see, in 1818, the United States and Great Britain agreed to treat, to treat you off a joint occupancy in Oregon County, which included land that would eventually become Oakville Washington.
Speaker 2:Next couple why do you? Why do you do this?
Speaker 3:I went too hard on this one man. I was bored at work because I was in my 20th. So we have a 24 hour room at work and that's essentially like you have all your scheduled surgeries for the day and if anything urgent comes in, the 24 hour room gets it. Well, there wasn't like any urgent cases today, so I think I did a case and a half total, so I had a lot of time to look into things.
Speaker 2:So I've got a whole history of Oakville, Washington. You might be able to help with some of my questions later then maybe We'll see.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'll. I'll listen to you this time. I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2:Yes, but we'll get to the history of Oakville, I guess, in a little bit. But in this small town, back on August 7th of 1994, around three in the morning, is when there were these reports, originally from a police officer, where they were just sitting in their car and what this officer thought was rain started falling and when they went to use their wipers, instead of, you know, swooshing the rain away like rain ex wipers do. Speaking of sponsor of the show, rain ex.
Speaker 1:Not a sponsor.
Speaker 2:I would take that, though I will whore out for any type of sponsorship.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah From anyone. Let's talk. We'll talk sponsors sometime soon as well. Yeah, sure, Quick note before I forget you said how many people live there. You said like 700?.
Speaker 2:It's like 740 give or take. I saw some reports that it's about 600. I saw some reports that are about 740.
Speaker 3:So the 2020 US census put it at about 715. So 2020, actually no, this is 94, right? So in 1990, it was at 493. In 1910, it was 465. So I'm convinced that there's only 30 people that live here.
Speaker 2:That can actually die. They just keep procreating, or something.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no. It's 300 people that live there and they're immortal. And then people just kind of fall it like they just wind up there and they wonder why no one's dying. And then they die and then the population goes down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just, and they kind of just. You see the chart.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly, it just never goes below 300 for whatever fucking reason.
Speaker 2:They'll never talk about it now. Anyway, when this officer saw that this wasn't coming off like rain, instead the rain quote unquote was smearing all over the windshield, and so the officer was like that's not right. So, according to some of the stories, they drove to the local gas station and went to go figure out what this was and get it off their windshield and he put on some late text gloves and he's like trying to get it off and he notices it's got the consistency of like a jello, it's very gelatinous and it's these tiny little blobs.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they said they were like the size of a grain of rice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're the size of a grain of rice and it's a lot of tiny loads. So that is the first, I guess, instance of this weird phenomenon, these blobs falling from the sky. There are other stories as well. I have, oh gosh, I forgot the name of the family. Do you remember off the top of your head, dotty and Sonny? Oh, you're doing that one.
Speaker 3:So I read like four separate stories and it's really funny because when you read one story you hear like very light details about the other stories.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're all kind of connected.
Speaker 3:I read one about like this interview between the media, and I forget what their name was, but they had essentially reported that they're like that these fucking blobs were around and they talked about like having a kitten and they were worried about it, or something like that oh, that was Dotty, and Sonny, that was Dotty, okay. There was another story from somebody else who talks about how there were these weird white blobs everywhere, but her friend down the road apparently had reported that these blobs were affecting their pet their new pet kitten is how they said it. So I was like, oh, okay, so everybody in this town fucking knows each other. And that's when I saw the population count.
Speaker 2:I'm like, yep, yeah, small town, small town, but the police officer is just kind of like the top of the boat. What I can do for us real quick if you would like me to Jason, I can kind of, you know, give TLDR a couple of these stories and then we can kind of move on to what these blobs might entail being, yeah, man.
Speaker 3:I'm this one's. This one's just a fucking fun ride. I don't care how we cover it.
Speaker 2:It's got the fun medical terms that I'll let you cover.
Speaker 3:That's why I got you.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, so to a couple of the main people that you'll find being referenced in from article to article. Are these people named Dotty and Sonny? Sonny is the son of Dotty, oh God. Basically, they lived on a farm, on farmland and they noticed at night their farmland just got coded in these blobs. They are one of the original people that came up and reported on this as well with the officer. The whole, the whole town, was affected by this, but those, like I would say, are like the main three that you hear the most from. Yeah, so Dotty had the same experience as the officer. Notice that these blobs were all over their farm, all over some of the farmland, the equipment, the soil, all that stuff. They touched it with their bare hands and they had they mentioned it, stupid, stupid, they. They said the same thing. It had the, the consistency of like a jello, of, like a gelatinous, you know that fucking like.
Speaker 3:Eat it, Just eat it. No, you know that, like on the back of like gift cards. You know that strip of like the like the goo that's on there.
Speaker 2:I wonder if it felt like that yeah.
Speaker 3:That's what I, that's what I'm guessing that this feels like. It's just like a rice-sized version of that.
Speaker 2:In my brain I think gushers, Gushers. This is just where gushers come from.
Speaker 1:We're actually this is actually just the history of gushers.
Speaker 3:but big big Washington doesn't want you to know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're like, I'm going to go to Washington big Biden yeah, but so they touched it and almost immediately after I'm talking, like I think it's like a couple hours to a day after they start reporting having flu-like symptoms nausea, fatigue Dottie actually collapsed in the bathroom and was so weak that they could not get up and they were just drenched in sweat.
Speaker 3:That's literally every time I go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2:Well, you got to take off your shirt. That's what prevents that.
Speaker 3:That's you know what? That's true. I have not been getting fully nude. Take shits.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's the best you got to get fully naked.
Speaker 3:Well, okay, that's a lie. I have done that a few times and I know why Do you strip completely down when you know, when you know you're about to have a fucking?
Speaker 2:terrible time. Yeah, it's a big one. Yeah, but it's a big one. You got to strip down because you're already on the toilet, you're already at your most vulnerable Fucking and just get even more vulnerable. If you die, you die.
Speaker 3:I feel like I'm going to die, so fucking bring it on Anyway. So this.
Speaker 2:This had Sunny called the police or the ambulance to pick up Dottie, take her to the hospital After multiple days of. She spent about three days in the hospital and throughout those three days the doctors could not really figure out what was wrong. They're like oh you got leukemia. Oh you got like a sinus infection, oh you got the flu. They finally ended on saying that she has an inner ear infection.
Speaker 1:Oh, Now I know the inner.
Speaker 3:I mean the, what that explains, like the vertigo, the nausea.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, it explains a lot but like I wonder how they went into the hospital, because my first thing I would do is like, oh, what happened to her? She touched this goop that fell from the sky. I think immediately they'd be like, okay, this might not be, we'll see an inner ear infection. The goop might have something to do with it.
Speaker 3:Now here's a fun question Did they make that connection, Like, did they?
Speaker 2:if they didn't, I feel like you're kind of stupid because, like a foreign goopy.
Speaker 3:Right, okay, that's fair yeah.
Speaker 2:If my friend was down from this guy covered your farm and you touched it and then like a day later you're sick, you're not going to be like, probably wasn't the goop this mysterious. Water is the only thing I know that falls from the sky, but now I have this Jell-O that did. I'm sure it's not that related, it's just thick water. It's just thick water.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's all it is.
Speaker 2:It might be the thick water that they have to give to old people because they can't drink normal water. It might have been that, who knows? Because they do say it was transparent, these little blobs. They're about the size of a grain of rice, like Jason mentioned, and it's fully transparent. Now they told her that she has an inner ear infection, which fine, sure, maybe it doesn't really go much further than that. So, like, when it comes to that, I'd be curious because typically for an inner ear infection, you could tell me, would they prescribe you something for that?
Speaker 3:I mean, it depends on how severe it is. Usually they clear up by themselves.
Speaker 2:I imagine pretty if she was conked out on the floor.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, If there were symptoms like that, they would absolutely prescribe antibiotics. Antibiotic ear drops.
Speaker 2:I'm curious if, like these antibiotic ear drops, like, worked or not, because if they didn't, I would want to know, because if they didn't work, then maybe yeah, this has something to do with the goop, but if it did work, maybe it was just an ear infection because that's what I'm saying, but as so, I'm going to try to explain the next part as best I can in layman's terms, and it might make more sense to you after I'm done with that.
Speaker 3:But we'll get there when we get there. Yeah, and for good measure, I'm just going to drink more alcohol before I have to explain a bunch of really complex and hard to pronounce topics.
Speaker 2:So please do so. The last thing I want to mention with Dottie and Sonny real fast, is that they I want to say they pulled their only smart move of the night where they actually collected a sample of these blobs that fell from the sky, and I'm assuming they just put it in their fridge. Not, and it wasn't the orange juice, it wasn't the purple stuff, it was blobs in a mason jar, I assume. And what they did with that we will get to in just a moment. Oh yeah, I know right. So, Jason, do you have any other of the stories that you want to pencil in?
Speaker 3:Um, I mean, I could you want me to talk about that fucking other lady that knew um what's her name? Yeah, dottie and Sonny.
Speaker 1:Well, that's what I just talked about.
Speaker 3:Right, and so this is somebody who knows them and this was actually an interview that was done by Unsolved Mysteries back in 1996, before it restarted and whoever. I couldn't tell you who went out and interviewed and stuff. But they talked to officer Lacey, which is the officer that Mike was just talking about. They talked to a couple of different people, but the one woman that officer Lacey talked to that stuck out was someone talking about that actually confirmed that these grain, these blobs, were about the size of grains of rice and they were translucent. And that's actually the same person who said, uh, that they knew this, uh, that they knew Dottie and Sonny because they had talked about a small kitten.
Speaker 3:Now, the reason I know that is because Dottie and Sonny had complained about how, um, their new kitten had actually died after uh coming into contact with this. And I think that might have been the first like run in or at least the first uh encounter with these Oakville blobs. Um, that might tip someone off. They might be dangerous, because otherwise you wouldn't, you wouldn't think that it's just yeah, and it's goo.
Speaker 2:That's the only like instance of like a death with this thing, too, is like around the town.
Speaker 3:It's animals yeah.
Speaker 2:It's animals kittens and dogs.
Speaker 3:Unfortunately, we're the victims to the blobs. Someone's found a frog, yeah.
Speaker 2:That's true, a raven, a frog and some dogs and some cats, um, but the whole town again was affected. Like um, almost the entire town suffered from like flu, like symptoms and nausea, all this stuff for weeks, weeks they had these problems. And your person go ahead.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry to cut you off, but no, no, no, you're fine, and so the reason I wanted to share the story is simply because this person knew the people that were being talked to in Mike's story, and this is a console just to give you a peek behind the curtain. Um, one of the? Uh the articles that we found about this, the one that Mike is using is from? Uh, the discovery channel. Um, the one that I'm using is from the? Uh, the history channel, which is why we are mentioning unsolved mystery Right.
Speaker 3:However, it's crossover, so like I'm getting some of the story that Mike might have gotten and he's getting some that I might not have gotten, but we are also seeing that our stories are crossing paths, which, to me anyway, lends credence to everything that's being said here. You know what I mean, so that's that's. The only reason I would want to bring this up is that there are two reputable sources for information that have both covered this, and they both talked to two different people from within the same community Dotty and Sonny Herne.
Speaker 2:Yeah, herne, that was their name.
Speaker 3:Herne, okay, yeah, so that's, uh, it's. It's just, they've fucking crossed all of their T's and dotted all their eyes. So they did, they did the the work. That's for sure. It's weird, man. Yeah, what would you do if you were driving to work one morning and all of a sudden like, like you know what that would look like? Right, it'd be like if someone just put I don't like a glue all over your windshield and then you turn your windshield wipers on and it just smears all over, right, I don't, I don't, I don't know. I would probably get out and check it out. I'd probably touch it, I'd probably smell it, I'd fucking eat it. I'd touch the.
Speaker 2:Oakville blobs. Um, honestly, with how today's people are eating Tide pods and whatnot, I wouldn't be surprised if someone was eating the Oakville blobs. But so there are. Um, oh my gosh. Sorry, I just lost complete track of the literal sentence. I was just about to find it so oh so, yeah, I hate it so much, but anyway.
Speaker 2:So the the this blobs. There are a couple of different articles out there so it's kind of iffy to say how often the blobs actually, you know, rain down pun intended on people. So there are some sources that only said happened the one time at three AM. There are other sources that say that it happened over the course of about six week or it happened six times over the course of three weeks. Sorry, um, so it's it's kind of hard to say what's going on because there's a lot of evidence for that three AM night but there's almost nothing for the other five nights that the blob rain happened.
Speaker 2:Um, the only, I guess, evidence we have is just a couple of the townies mentioning that they had, uh, experience with the blobs on other days. But this is really the only night. This three AM night is the only night that, like local news, picked up and started talking about, sort of the only night that most of the articles talk about. A majority of the articles like um, like mine and and Jason's, might mention it happening multiple times, but they always only talk about the first night. They only talk about the three AM night. So it's like what's up with that?
Speaker 3:Why are we talking about the?
Speaker 2:other things. Right, exactly, um, and so because of that night, obviously this got some news attention. Um, the the strange thing about it is it was really only the local news that picked it up, yep, and then I make national headlines which I'm going to dive into some shit. I think about that later.
Speaker 3:Um, let's be let's. Let's be real. If this happened, like tomorrow, it'd be on the fucking news.
Speaker 2:It should have. It would have been national news, in my opinion, no matter what it's fucking blobs falling from the fucking sky. Dude, that's fair. Like again. We're used to rain.
Speaker 3:Right, I shouldn't be. I should not be able to count how much rain there is in my hand.
Speaker 2:If I can do that you're doing it wrong. It's 47 rain.
Speaker 3:It's 47 today.
Speaker 2:Hey, Timmy, catch it on your tongue. Um, it'll be fine, yeah, Like. So I believe it was the um, it was the Department of Health, I think kind of got involved and they got a sample. The Washington.
Speaker 3:Department of Health.
Speaker 2:yeah, yeah, and they got a sample quote, unquote I'm going to say and they said that it had no. Correct me if I'm wrong on it. I believe they said that it had no nuclei.
Speaker 3:So the first time I will say I will clarify this real quick. So yes, they did send it to the Washington Department of Health. However, there was a doctor who kept getting reports of people getting sick and they would mention the blobs. Yes, thank you. And somebody eventually convinced the doctor to run some tests on it. The doctor said that he thought it was human red blood cells or white blood cells.
Speaker 3:Well, first he said red, then he changed his story to white, and then the Washington Department of Health got ahold of it and go ahead, mike.
Speaker 2:They basically were like no, no, this ain't white blood cells, You're right Because no nucleus, yeah, no nucleus, which you're going to tamper into that a little bit more, but yeah, they basically said that this is. I believe they said it was more bacterial than anything, yep, but they're like that's fine, don't worry about it, she happens. You know, it's just a goof, it's a gaffe, don't even worry about it. I don't even think they really gave an explanation. They're just like it's okay.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, they're just like it's not living, it's fine, don't worry about it. It's just maybe a couple bacteria.
Speaker 3:Well, what is it? They're like it's not alive.
Speaker 2:You're fine. But they also say it's bacteria, which bacteria are alive? But I don't know, yeah, so I don't know it. Kind of cross referencing it, you're hypocritical.
Speaker 3:That's not a very. That answer would make me very nervous if I were the one asking the question here, so we got.
Speaker 2:This guy is saying that it's a white blood cell. You guys are saying it's no nucleus, no white blood cell. None of that. It's not a live, it's not a living thing. What do you got on it? I know you're a big smart medical term.
Speaker 3:You're going to go over all the smart man medical bullshit? Please do, because I can't pronounce words.
Speaker 2:you can, okay.
Speaker 3:So do you want me to go over what it is? You want me to go over the sickness first.
Speaker 2:Do the sickness.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:What would it be so?
Speaker 3:when it comes to the reports of all the different sicknesses that were essentially popping up after this right now. Remember the population of this place back in 1994 was right around right just under 500. It's not a lot of fucking people. So the majority of the people that actually experienced symptoms said almost all the same thing. They said they had vertigo, which is just being dizzy, nausea, some people had vomiting, some people got like a slight fever and again, just to reiterate, it was like a real bad ear infection. Like if you've ever had an ear infection that makes you lose your balance, you'll know what I'm talking about. And apparently that's kind of what happened here.
Speaker 3:The weird thing was, when the Washington Department of Health put a sample of this under the microscope, not only did they find out it had no nucleus, which means that immediately disqualifies it from being human white blood cells they actually found it to be. They found two different species of bacteria, bacteria, and the first one is Pseudomonas florescence, which is a harmless fucking bacteria that grows everywhere. The other one is Enterobacter cloacae, which is actually found pretty commonly in nature and it can act as like a I'm trying to stay away from the fucking medical jargon but it a vector. So a vector is essentially something that carries, or a fulmite, that carries disease, or carries a pathogen with it. That's what these things are kind of acting as.
Speaker 2:Can I ask two questions that I had when I heard these names and I was too lazy to look up an answer. So what's the name of the first one again?
Speaker 3:Pseudomonas florescence, so it's florescence, or whatever.
Speaker 2:Florescence yeah, like fluorescence, like fluorescent lights. So is it a bacteria that glows?
Speaker 3:It glows yes, okay.
Speaker 2:And the other one is what again?
Speaker 3:Enterobacter cloacae.
Speaker 2:Is it have to do with a cloaca?
Speaker 3:I'm almost positive it does, but this actually exists in your gut. This is in your tummy right now.
Speaker 2:Oh, I have cloacas in my tummy. You have cloacas and technically you have cloaca in your fucking tummy.
Speaker 1:Yes, Fascinating.
Speaker 3:But no, it's pretty common and it's usually harmless. However, the way it operates is it can introduce new sicknesses, new diseases, new illnesses into your system. And that's looking at how this is made up.
Speaker 2:So it's a gateway drug.
Speaker 3:It is the gateway it's the gateway of drugs. So and again. So, according to one of the microbiologists that was working for the Department of Health in Washington, there's a guy named Mike McDowell, apparently.
Speaker 2:Ooh, before you go to him. So remember how I mentioned.
Speaker 3:I figured I'd pause.
Speaker 2:Remember how I mentioned a little bit ago how Dottie and Sonny kept a sample of the blobs.
Speaker 3:Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 2:They guess who they sent it to to get a look at the microbiologist, Dr McDowell. Yep, so he is actually our main boy.
Speaker 3:He is our main boy.
Speaker 2:And he was on the Unsolved Mysteries episode as well.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he was Well the weird thing. Before he could run any more tests, apparently, the strange blobs just fucking vanished. Well, what do you?
Speaker 2:find about the tests.
Speaker 3:So this is after they found out that it contained the bacteria. But again, that's really. All they really said was like some of these have bacteria in them. And then they if that was the answer you gave me when I gave you something and said what is this? And you told me well, some of them have bacteria in them I'd be like that's nice. Now, how about you tell me what the fuck it is?
Speaker 2:No, so what did Mike find so?
Speaker 3:Mike, are you talking about Mike McDowell or are? You talking about Mike Oswiler.
Speaker 2:I'm talking about Mike McDowell. So Mike McDowell is. He didn't work for the Washington Department of Health, he was the third party ecologist.
Speaker 3:I think he is. No, that's Mike Oswiler.
Speaker 2:Is it the one that they sent the?
Speaker 3:sample to McDowell is the one that said that the samples disappeared and he's the one that confirmed that it was Pseudomonas, florentons and Enorabacter Chloe Guy. Honestly, the moral of this story there are so many different people that think they know what these things are and it turns out none of them actually fucking do. That's kind of the point we're trying to get across here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but essentially there's two, I guess, main guys.
Speaker 1:There's the one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the two main mikes. There's the one microbiologist, mike McDowell, who was working on tests and everything you mentioned. He was the one that was like it's got those two the fluorescence and the cloaca yeah, and then once he wanted to study it further, his samples mysteriously disappeared. But he is the one that was on Unsolved Mysteries and he was talking to the host, oh yeah, where he was like and Mike McDowell was like yeah, I walked into work and he's like in my 30 years of work I've never had a sample go missing and all of a sudden this one just vanished. I was like I don't know about it and my manager said don't ask any more questions about where they went and they left it at that, which would prompt me to ask even more questions about where the fucking shit went.
Speaker 3:I'd call the president of the United States right away.
Speaker 2:Hello, bill Clinton, play that sexy saxophone over here, son. But he's the one that said that. He also went on to tell the host that he thinks he's like oh yeah, this shit, I'm pretty sure was man-made, factory-made, and it was supposed to be a test done on the town. But he then follows it up with saying I have no proof of this.
Speaker 3:So here's what happened they made an entire airplane out of Flex Seal there's the whole fucking thing and they tried testing it, but they were too embarrassed to tell everyone that they failed so hard. So instead, this happened Yep.
Speaker 2:And then Mike Osweiler was another. He was over at the Department of Ecology and he was checking out the blobs, and he's the one that told the Seattle Post that the blobs contain a number of cells of various sizes, and he's the one that said that he believes that this came from a dead creature that was not human. But he also contradicted the original doctor who said that this was a like white blood cell had nucleus and everything, brother, white blood cells right.
Speaker 2:He contradicts the doctor, saying it has no nucleus, it cannot be human blood cell. So we're getting like three different stories. Is it white blood cell? In nature with a nucleus? Is it just full of bacteria but no nucleus, or is it somewhat from a dead creature that contains.
Speaker 3:Is it a secret?
Speaker 2:third, fourth, or fifth option Exactly, or is it like tissue or something that comes from a dead creature? That's not human Right. What are we looking at here?
Speaker 3:So there are. How do we talk about this without lying?
Speaker 2:There are some fan theories out there about what the hickety heck is going on.
Speaker 3:And, let's be honest, those are the only theories that fucking exist and yeah, all of them are fucking awful.
Speaker 2:I got my own because I think it makes more sense. I got two.
Speaker 3:Okay, perfect, I can't wait to talk about it.
Speaker 2:I'll cover one, you cover one. Yeah, the theories Okay. So I'm going to cover just the poop one, because I'm going to get out of the way so dumb as one. In my opinion it makes no fucking sense to me. But so the TLDR Blobsfall from the sky at 3 AM on August 7th in 1994. People around the town touched it, they got sick, some pets died. Some analysis went on of what the fuck these Blobs were. You got three different choices of what it was, and that was pretty much the end of it. It was put to bed Like no one ever talked about it again. The local news picked it up and after that nothing.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:The only people that talk about it now are fucking podcasters. Here we are. Here we fucking are Red Web looking at you, not like one of the One of the big three. I guess theories is that, and A lot of these theories are based off of the fact that most these articles only talk about how it happened the one time at 3 am.
Speaker 3:I want you to say the amount of prefacing you're doing definitely lends credence to what you're about to say.
Speaker 2:I think so I think People already know what's coming. I said the poop thing earlier, so keep in mind, keep in mind. As of now, there is a lot of evidence to one night, but there's some stories of multiple nights, so I'm gonna roll off. There's this one night, personally. Okay, there's a theory that a plane that was flying either overhead or in the general vicinity had to just dump the. They had to dump the dew and Because it was such high altitude, shit went down, went spraying all over, basically went through like the clouds, the perspiration, the air, all that shit, and instead of getting a bunch of poopy, you got a bunch of tiny grain-sized.
Speaker 3:Bob rice which.
Speaker 2:So, first off, I love that. That's a theory, it's poop, it would explain the entero bacteria Chloe guy.
Speaker 2:But that would not explain how it's not human in nature, correct they? They said it was now. Here's why I don't believe in that one. Hey, that's so ridiculous. Yeah, but it's so fun. I Haven't looked into it, but I listened to three different Shows that cover things like super in depth and they actually looked into like flight records. There are no flight records of a flight being around the area at that time on that day. Okay, now, that's one reason why I don't think there's a thing Segur is now thing. There's a thing a lot of people point to the fact that of the chemicals in a plane's toilet dies all the poop and everything blue. I'm not gonna point to that. I don't care, because you know what if you ran out of the the poop chemical, who knows?
Speaker 3:well, also, you see it in the sample.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know exactly you would if you gave that to a doctor or a College is something they're gonna be like oh, this is shit. You sent me shit yeah.
Speaker 3:Thank you so much for this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is a prank, but just another reason. I don't think this is. It is because, when it rained down and everything, first and foremost, I don't know what these blobs looked like. There's not like anything other than they just said it's about the size of a grain of rice, but yeah there's no fucking pictures in my brain, all of it.
Speaker 2:It's like every blob is the same, like texture wise, size wise, shape wise. It's all the same. And if it was Shit like that, you would get multiple different sizes, you would get different shapes, colors, different colors, textures. They all said it was all see-through. Right, it was all. There's no reason for it doesn't make sense how a bunch of poop could fall in the sky and become Translucent like that while maintaining, you know, some sort of gelatinous texture, right?
Speaker 2:That doesn't make any sense. It would. If it's gonna keep a texture, it's gonna keep the shape or the color to. At least. Doesn't matter if it flew through clouds or, you know, ice or anything like that. That's up in the, the cloud.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's not fucking memory foam.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's gonna keep fucking color right, yeah, I so that one is out for me and honestly I think the only reason that's a theory is because it ticks the fucking entero-bacter cluekai box, because like yep, that, that is where you would find that exactly. It's on the tummy. What's another theory isn't Now I know you're gonna, you're gonna look at me like I just chat myself. But there is a much weirder theory. Diet blue, yeah, I mean, that's the only way to tell if it's shit right. Another theory is that these are jellyfish.
Speaker 2:This one actually, I would say, has a small bit of credence to it, and ever so slightly.
Speaker 3:I didn't think so until I read like the reasoning like five times in a row, because the first time I read it I was like yeah, okay, this is not fucking loony tunes logic like are you kidding me? Right now, this is not happen. But the more I thought about it, like well, jellyfish are like 96% water or some shit like that. So, yeah, there's a theory that this literally it's a very small group of people that think this, but they do think that jellyfish from the ocean Jellyfish parts more or less. Essentially, what they think happened is these jellyfish part partially got evaporated or picked up from the sea and sucked Into the sky through part of the evaporation process and then little bits of them that were left reigned back down to earth In the form of these little goopy grains of rice right from an Air Force explosion Right.
Speaker 3:Yes, and it was. It was apparently. It was jellyfish that were dispersed into rain clouds by the US Air Force and then Used, almost like bombing runs in the Pacific, and it was so. The bombing was taking place about 50 miles away in the Pacific, but like what does that have to do with jellyfish?
Speaker 2:so the main thing is the Air Force was it was doing bombing tests in the ocean and the giant explosion.
Speaker 2:They hit us, they hit a giant school of jellyfish, which caused them to go flying into the air. They are caught in a jet stream and that to carry them all the way over to the city, or the city to Oakville, where they got caught up in some cloud shit and that Made them globby, and what rain from the sky. Now, here's the thing. Here's a thing. You're looking at it like that, but this shit happens sometimes.
Speaker 3:That's weird, shit does happen all the time in 2021. Over nine miles.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's a fish that fell from the sky because something, something similar so like.
Speaker 3:It happens like this does, Unfortunately, dude that would be the happiest day of my life, and I don't. I like I just would be. I would be so happy to walk outside To see just society's being pelted with fish hilarious, please keep going.
Speaker 2:Now. Now what I really need to do. If that ever happens, you need to commit some sort of giant crime and blame it, and blame it on the fish falling, because then you have a true red herring on your hands. I.
Speaker 3:Hate you for saying that, but I also hate that I didn't see that fucking coming now.
Speaker 2:Now, my, though it has a little bit of credence again because there are confirmed by the Air Force. It is confirmed that they had tests in around that area. Yep, so in theory, sure, they hit a school of jellyfish that went whammo, catapulting through the sky, but Everyone described these Blobs as tiny rice Rice-sized blobs. If a jellyfish got eviscerated like that, I feel like it wouldn't be as much blob as like, because once you get like chunks, you get chunks of like. That's what they have and other pieces of it like.
Speaker 3:I don't know how jellyfish like Tissue like reacts to different conditions. I guess I wouldn't know if like the cold makes them like Reform or something that.
Speaker 1:But the ocean is freezing, so like mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:I don't. I don't think it's that. Maybe it's the pressure, it's like the opposite of the pressure they're dealing with. So maybe, maybe, but also it's less pressure. So my thoughts would be like okay, they'd probably be expanding if anything. Yeah, unless it's some weird anomaly, but I yeah, it's it just doesn't make a lot of sense.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it doesn't explain it to me because it's still like they, they also have tentacles and stuff, so like if it was a bunch of jellyfish, you would find tentacles lying around, even if it was eviscerated, you find a little like spaghetti strands rather than blobs.
Speaker 3:Well, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Like little hints of, like the jellyfish venom, like yeah you know, I'm exactly in there, that's if they're box jellyfish.
Speaker 3:I don't know if all jellyfish I don't know, I'm not jellyfish expert I'll know they'll have venom or not most of them do and actually the, the most deadly jellyfish in the world, is microscopic, so that's fun and you can float right inside your peehole and you will never know, yeah, dude.
Speaker 2:And also I feel like, again, stay with the poop thing. If you're gonna give this to an ecologist to sample, they probably they would probably know that this is a jellyfish because, like, even if you never looked at it before, I'm assuming I know it's 1994. I'm assuming they ran it through some sort of computer that has some sort of database of a bunch of right, a bunch of you know chemicals and things like that. Yeah, I'm sure it could piece together. Hey, this is sharing a lot of similarities with what's in a jellyfish.
Speaker 2:I'm sure 100 and they probably be like oh, why is it a jellyfish? And they probably look oh, there's an ocean right there, also our jellyfish. Do they go into the ocean? That's by Washington. Are they ever near Washington?
Speaker 3:That's a Fantastic question. I know jellyfish are all over the fucking place.
Speaker 2:Do you want to Google that for me? Real quick.
Speaker 3:I keep talking about the last the last, really stupid one. There's two more.
Speaker 3:Two more here I'll do. Let me do this one real quick. You look that up? How about that? Okay? So before we get to the very last Theory about what this is, I do have to mention this one, simply because it a lot of people do believe this, a lot more than I'd like to admit. There is a chance that Mike and I have just been talking out of our fucking asses this whole time that none of this ever happened, and then this is just a like.
Speaker 2:Jellyfish do go around Washington, that is a thing.
Speaker 3:I mean, I figured, if they like, if the ocean is there, they usually, you know, migrate somewhere around there. I know there's certain areas they stay out of, but oh, that one looks like an egg. Oh yeah, those are. Those are no fun. Um yeah, a lot of people think that this is all just fucking made up, that these blobs never reigned in the first place, that this was more or less just like a Cry for attention from a town with 500 fucking people in it.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and this one, and that's the entirety. The fucking theory is that people are just making this up for internet cloud. Well, 1994, the internet was not the same place it is now. So I don't think you got a bad right. But this would also require us to completely overlook the eyewitness statements. The fucking story is done by history channel and discovery, as well as a slew of other news outlets, so a lot of people did like the jellyfish Story, though.
Speaker 2:Like are you gonna talk about how the town loved it?
Speaker 3:Oh, I was literally just gonna say like the town, like they thought that one was their favorite, but the they were even wanting like a jellyfish, yeah, like a statue or some shit or like a memorial yeah like a memorial or like a festival or something. Yeah, yeah, I think it was a festival. Yeah, I mean, I can't really blame jelly con yeah can you like if if come just rained out like down by my house and I would absolutely petition.
Speaker 2:Just come on 2024.
Speaker 3:It's gotta be here. Gotta be here Now. I know that the so the three of these theories that we just covered, they Made Part of it's based in reality, but most of it isn't, and there's a reason we separated these three from this next one that Mike is going to talk about, and I'm sure you'll see why, mike, what do you got for us?
Speaker 2:What was that your last theory?
Speaker 3:was, that was my last, yeah what that the that just didn't exist. Oh, do you want to go over the last?
Speaker 2:oh, I got. You mean yeah, yeah, so the last one. This is so good, I love this. I hate this one because it's that did monster nothing.
Speaker 3:It's just stupid.
Speaker 2:So people are like oh you idiot, it's not blobs from jellyfish, it's not poop that was evacuated from an airplane, it's star jelly, astro Mike's and, and it's like what the fuck is star jelly? And people are like you idiot, it comes from meteors.
Speaker 3:Are we? All the same page so far go on.
Speaker 2:They're like no, no, it covers like trees and stuff. And it's like and it's like a leftover, like a film from meteors that just drizzles on to stuff. It's like okay huh. So what is it? They're like I don't know, we don't know, we don't know, but but it's been talked about in stories, yeah, for hundreds of years. So does that help add credence to?
Speaker 3:well. So to be fair, star jelly. To be fair, they have Done honestly.
Speaker 2:They've researched way too much into what star jelly is and what it possibly could be, and I think it's like from frogs and shit or something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like it, the things that people call star jelly, which coats certain areas of the earth at certain times of the years. Sometimes They've taken samples and apparently it's been proven to be, inter alia, frog spawn, sometimes it's sodium polyacrylate and sometimes it's even just algae like it. Sometimes it's just coral gizzing on a tree and sometimes it's just coming on a tree because you're lonely, who knows?
Speaker 2:That's an extra curvy piece of branch right there, oh buddy.
Speaker 3:I mean, I guess I guess the moral of this story is if you see a Goopy translucent fluid, just don't assume it's semen or safe.
Speaker 2:I guess I would assume it's semen and don't touch it. I mean, yeah, I guess you should.
Speaker 3:If I see milky white substance on a tree, treat it like it would be like it's semen and then it's not, and treat it like it's semen. It's not yours, let's, let's, make that distinction.
Speaker 2:So what is your theory, I guess, on this whole dump thing, my theory about this.
Speaker 3:Oh dude, I don't even know. I Don't even think I have an actual theory about it. The only thing I can think of is some weird atmospheric event that happened in this very localized area. I actually didn't get into like looking up if this had happened in other places, just simply because this was so easily searchable as it has.
Speaker 2:It hasn't in the United States as far as that's, that's honestly.
Speaker 3:That's all that matters to me for what I was going to say. So never mind on that one. But Trying to think of, like what, what would cause a liquid to turn into like this gooey substance. The only thing I can think of is do you remember doing that experiment, like that science experiment when you were a kid, where you'd pour like the baking soda, the water and like some other stuff together and it would make the, the non-Newtonian liquid, where, like, you could stick your finger in, but if you tried to punch it it was hard. Yeah, the only thing I can think of is that somehow, like a reagent, like baking soda, got into the atmosphere and it congealed with the water there and it formed these weird fucking things now To add to yours.
Speaker 2:It is entirely possible, because there was In Oakville, I believe there's a paper mill factory. I want to say okay so it is potentially possible that you know they might be using a substance like that in their process and it just foomped up a smokestack or something into the air. It's that could be possible. That's actually pretty good. I didn't. I wouldn't have peace that together if you want to send anything like that. But yeah, I could definitely, because I know they.
Speaker 3:There's a lot of different weather phenomena that like Will suck air down like cold fronts. Here's a good example a cold front. Sometimes a cold front is simply just stratospheric air. It's been sucked down into the atmosphere and now it's. It's super fucking chilled and it's mixing with our air. Now you get a cold front, you get a storm system. It could be just the reverse. I don't see why not when I'm sucking stuff that we've put on earth or created up into the Atmosphere, where it combines with the water and the droplets in the clouds and now we have man goopy rice.
Speaker 2:Shit, man, we're breathing microplastics. So yeah, dude, it's not the weirdest thing in the world.
Speaker 3:They're finding microplastics inside placental sacks. Yeah, that sounds about right, which means that it developed with the baby.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna have a plastic baby, a Ken doll baby. You probably, you probably, your baby probably had microplastics in the in there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's awesome to know. You burst, ken. Yeah, we, yeah, we're one like we're so fucked as a species. Yeah, we're so fucked. Um, but it's entirely possible because we already do that shit with plastics, anyway 100.
Speaker 2:But I have two theories I want to roll off of okay, one that I think is just funny fun.
Speaker 3:Do I need a drink for these? The second one you're gonna want to drink for?
Speaker 2:yes, I'll start now, so so my first one is like you said before, it's just made up and my biggest Think of that is I think this is a small town that was looking for a reason to get on the map and they thought, hey, wouldn't it be funny if we faked Some blobs I fell from the sky. Reason I think it's fake is because it never hit. National news is the only time in the world this has happened and you have these white, translucent Blobs that fell from the sky and you're gonna tell me the only things that things that decided to print about it was the local paper. That's it really. Yeah, no one, no one called ABC or NBC at the time. Let's make that clarification.
Speaker 3:Obviously, there are so many different fucking fucking Stories on this now, like the history channel, discovery channel, all of the, the, the podcast and YouTube channels that do something similar as to what we're doing. Yeah, it's on everybody's radar. You know now almost what, 30 fucking years later? Mm-hmm, I felt so old just saying that yeah. Welcome. Yeah, but younger than me. Shut the hell. I know I hear it just it doesn't.
Speaker 2:It doesn't add up why this wouldn't have gotten national attention. Even if the governor was trying to hide it. Fucking unsolved mysteries picked it up two years later, right. So obviously, if the governor's trying to hide it, that did a horrible job. People knew about. It was on unsolved fucking mysteries. So again, why wasn't it picked up by national news? We have samples that. Let Dottie and Sonny kept samples you, I bet your ass if this is real. Other other members of the town probably got a sample too. I would have. I would be like what the fuck is this scoop? Do you see the?
Speaker 3:do you see pictures of them?
Speaker 2:The picture. Those aren't real pictures, unfortunately. That's. That's kind of my point.
Speaker 3:Yeah, all the cameras show the blobs cameras were around in 1994. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:That's true.
Speaker 3:Yes, a video cameras, even like someone right of someone would have documented this more than just here, say you know, I will say this isn't the Midwest, so I don't know if people in Washington actually film the weather like we fucking do. But yeah, I don't know, because we film the weather a lot and for like no reason, mm-hmm, we just kind of find it fascinating.
Speaker 2:We fucking love the weather channel up here, dog.
Speaker 3:Oh, we do, it's our favorite.
Speaker 2:Um, my other theory is Is that this was a government cover-up and Big reason for it is this is definitely not the first time that the government would have Hit a Unknowing town or city Airborne by a weapon.
Speaker 2:You are definitely not the first time you are not wrong there. In the 1950s In I think it was California, florida, one of those guys I think it was California the government just shot this airborne like by a weapon, into the air just to see how the city I think it was um, I think it was San Jose just to see how they would react to a bio weapon assault. They just did it without letting anybody know. And in the 80s I don't remember what the substance was, but in the 80s the government actually Released a substance into a New York subways. Yeah, that's right, they got a fuckload of people sick. I mean shit. The government's responsible for the crack.
Speaker 2:Epidemic oh yeah, thanks, reagan piece of shit.
Speaker 3:Thank you so much for that. You are such a great man.
Speaker 2:And definitely, and they even experimented on people with MK ultra. Do you know what I was about to say?
Speaker 3:MK ultra, they fucking dose people with LSD without them knowing Mm-hmm. They just randomly like, well, it's, it's. It's Josh's turn today. I hope he doesn't mean knives on him.
Speaker 2:It would not be passed the government to do this. And this, this just checks every fucking box. It's a small town. It's in the middle of nowhere, a bunch of farmers, it's something.
Speaker 3:It's a plentiful and easy to find bacteria.
Speaker 2:Yep, exactly, it's mild enough not to kill anyone, so wouldn't get on any like FBI radar or anything like that. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Holy shit, dude. I'm about to say something and I apologize for what we are about to put into the ether. So you know the the conspiracy theory going around about how COVID was a bio weapon. Yeah, what if these fucking blobs were like that? Like the test, the practice for one. Like test zero, zero, one. And now like 30 years later We've developed this thing that gives you the flu for a bit.
Speaker 2:Oh man oh no. You're a conservative side sleeping out. No, to be to be fair.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's been. Most people gives you the flu, but if you are one of those With either a incredibly good immune system or an incredibly shit immune system, it could kill you.
Speaker 1:Yeah but I'm 90% of us.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would not put it past the government to you know, do something, no.
Speaker 1:Sorry, I just need.
Speaker 2:I just sneeze out the conspiracy, sneeze spiritsy. But yeah, the government's been doing shit like this so and it ticks every fucking box of government.
Speaker 3:You know Tampering so well, like even down to like the sample disappearing, to the fact there's no national news coverage, to the fact that it happened in a very small town, in a very isolated area yeah, near a border, like it's just, it's, it's literally. If I had the book called us Milit special military operation protocol in front of me, I'm guessing that every box that I just Everything that I just talked about is in that fucking guide, like make sure it's near a border of a neighboring nation, in case we need to Literally push all of the people over there. Make sure it's town less than a thousand people, like there's definitely a criteria. And the worst thing about what I just said is that, if that's true, that means the government owns a list of towns that have been approved for human testing. Would you be surprised? I, I would not be surprised, but I also very much don't want to fucking think about that because I want to be happy for five minutes, yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean it. I Don't know that. Look, I I definitely think one of those two things. It's either fake or the government did do this. It's one of those two. I don't think it's some weather phenomenon. I don't think it's jellyfish. I don't think it's dookie.
Speaker 3:No, like it's and honestly I'm I'm leaning more towards like someone somewhere knows what this is. I Just don't know, why they're not saying anything about it.
Speaker 2:I'm kind of I'm leaning more towards like the. The realist of me is leaning towards it being nothing but the skeptic, the conspiracy guy me is saying the government only and I'm leaning towards the nothing. One more, just because one of the shows I was watching, the guy actually Got in touch with the mayor of Oaksville. He got in touch with the local news that originally I Lost the story.
Speaker 2:He got in touch with dozens of people from the town, like Dozens okay and not a single person wrote him back, which, statistically speaking, at least one person would write back saying go, fuck yourself. But the fact that no one wrote him back tells me a those made up and no one's talked about it anymore, or be what would be the other reason, will be the reason not to respond to this guy.
Speaker 3:They never hooked internet up to this town. Maybe they don't. Yeah, that might actually be it I mean Working off the Xanadu hyperlink project exactly, dude, like we're in the fucking digital age, I don't even me, someone who hates being able to be contacted 24 7. Even I have no excuse for not reading a text message or an email or something after a week, let alone 30 fucking years.
Speaker 2:Yep and the mayor. Right got got in touch with the mayor. Yeah it's a mayor of a ton of life 400 and so you know he's got nothing going on. He saw that female, he saw that fucking email. He chose to ignore it cuz he knows he's not sure.
Speaker 3:You know a hundred percent the pigeon they sent that message on knows the mayor personally like it's.
Speaker 2:There's no question that they should have did, morse code yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:So I mean now that you say that I I kind of think that it might just be. Everyone thought it'd be funny for a second.
Speaker 2:I think they're just trying to be on the map for something quirky and funny and Serious. I don't think that, or us.
Speaker 3:I don't even think on the map.
Speaker 1:I think they were just.
Speaker 3:I think they were just bored and they were trying to pull one over on people and it got out of hand and so they just shut down because they were like no, they were talking to anybody, because this has just gotten out of hand.
Speaker 2:Maybe yeah maybe I'm sonny were like we could write a book off this and live off the royalties, and that never happened for them.
Speaker 3:Damn it, damn it. I mean, I really fucked up. Didn't get the mic, I didn't get a what hot allosaurus. Do you remember where the last sentence was? I?
Speaker 2:do not. It's okay, we can, we can skip this one, okay.
Speaker 3:There is Last week. Yeah, all right, we're supposed to every week, mike Ah.
Speaker 2:Ah, on that note, I do want to say thank you everyone for listening. Yeah to the movie calm Holy fuck, we pulled an hour and ten minutes out of this hell yeah, at deloody calm, you will find all of our links to all of our socials, including our Facebook, our Instagram, our Twitter. Our YouTube is on there as well. You to comm, slash at the looty pod or just look up, don't look under the internet, go subscribe. It does nothing to you, but it does the world to us.
Speaker 3:Mike, I know you, I know you've been worried about this, but I did get our November payment from our cash only. Patron.
Speaker 2:Hey, look at that.
Speaker 3:Awesome. So I've got, I have 50 bucks. That's just don't. It's fair. It's firm like the podcast, but I just don't let the IRS know. Right, don't listen to this episode, irs. Yeah, um.
Speaker 2:I also want to say you know, go follow us on our socials. You can go to Patreon, comm slash deloody pod. You could chuck in something or chuck in nothing, depending on what you want to. But do we do a Bunch of bonus stuff on there, bonus episodes, game nights. We chuck out an SCP every so often.
Speaker 3:SCP since you said it. Guys, I know that we still owe you an SCP for October, but I promise it will come out as soon as I can get it out. I am still waiting.
Speaker 2:My fault.
Speaker 3:It's well it's. It's. It's about 13 people's faults. I'm still waiting on On lines. I'm waiting to hear back from some people who can do some lines this last. I think this is gonna be the last installment of SCP 1730, which is what we're doing. If that's the case, it will take me a hot minute to get through it. So what I'd, what I'd like to do, is, this month, do something just a little bit lighter and I wouldn't mind going over, like you know, something that we should have done at the very beginning, which is go over like the protocols, the containment's, like what the different classes are, just give like a basic rundown on what SCP is Sure, and then that that'll. That'll buy me some time to actually put all these fucking lines together, because, holy Lord, this is like a Rubik's Cube of Horribleness.
Speaker 2:You asked for this I.
Speaker 3:Love the story it tells. Just I didn't realize putting it together would be this fucking difficult for one person.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's a lot I can imagine that's all right, we'll get there. I've only put 63 hours into editing it so far, so Well, on that note, yeah, so you can get a bunch of bonus stuff on there if you go to the looty calm, become a member. There's a bunch of bonus stuff there, plus discounts on merch as well.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah as always, I want to go tell you to Kiss your dad. I'm your dad, so you got to kiss me. Don't do it, my wife will kill you. And then go ahead and Just find a tooth in your, find a blob on the street forming in the shape of the tooth and Then go and just suck on that right into your empty sock right into your pee hole, javid, in your pee hole.
Speaker 3:Girlfriend can tell you that you have a toothy smile when she's blowing you. Anyway, I Would like to tell you to stay paranoid, just like that fucking movie with Leo de Caprio. Don't look up, because you never know what's raining down in your head at any given time.
Speaker 1:It's raining men, it's raining.
Speaker 3:It's man, it's main, it's man goo. There's a theory that no one ever said. It's just God come. That's God coming. Proof of God exists Checkmate atheists. I daddy's Cummys, sky daddy's Cummys. What the? Why didn't we start the episode with that? What is wrong with us? Um, yeah, stay paranoid guys. Thank you so much for showing up. Sorry, it's just a thank you. What a question. Thank you, thank you I think um, oh.
Speaker 2:And one last thing for me is, speaking of moot, go check out on plan Ponsy, oh hell. Yeah and then go check out undefined graphics. Mike Lowy, he's the guy that did all of our logo work and our foot photos. You can find the link to his stuff in the description. Go there and get some, get some graphic work from them and then, in St Charles, go to ghoulish mortals Hell yeah don't delude, sent you. I'll put a smile on their face. We love them. They're friends of the show.
Speaker 3:Yeah. I think I met I think that's about it, isn't it yeah?
Speaker 2:our PO box. Send things, send mega mind PO box. It's in the description. Or mega mind, mega mind I.
Speaker 3:I keep getting messages that we can have a watch party of mega mind and we only need one copy of it.
Speaker 2:But I know. I don't this is a right that whole wall needs to be mega.
Speaker 3:Mind that doesn't sound right right like that they you want to watch a movie, you have to have the movie. So if 40 people want to watch the movie, then I need 40 copies right. That makes sense to me.
Speaker 2:Well everybody have a blessed day. May Christ be with you in these trying times and choosing on you from the clouds, yeah.
Speaker 3:Goodbye everybody, satan, for whatever you want to do later Bye.
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