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This week we dive into a real classic. What's the deal with this very early (and very mysterious) YouTube vlogging channel?
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Speaker 3:Things were great for like interest. I really wanted to start the episode on South 32 guys.
Speaker 4:I'm more of a North 23 man myself. Even more porn.
Speaker 3:Even more nudity even more sexaholism.
Speaker 5:Sexaholism.
Speaker 6:Welcome everybody who's recording my video.
Speaker 3:Hold on, not welcome yet. Hell yeah, dude, You're not recording it Mike.
Speaker 4:No, I never record my video. I can't remember.
Speaker 2:That's how we end up with glitches in Mike's video and then people leave comments about it on YouTube and then join the discord to ask about it, just straight join the discord to ask about it.
Speaker 4:The world we get the occasional comment about potato quality camera me. The people yearn for it. They miss potato quality. Mike, Maybe I should bring back the old shitty one, Mike.
Speaker 2:What we're seeing right now is not great. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3:This is more turn of repulsion than anything.
Speaker 1:It's not quite potato.
Speaker 4:No, this is more of a potato adjacent.
Speaker 2:You know what else is recorded with a potato quality camera.
Speaker 3:I love that you just steamrolled over everything that was about to happen there.
Speaker 6:What else was recorded on a potato quality?
Speaker 3:camera Mike.
Speaker 6:No wait.
Speaker 3:Not the topic.
Speaker 1:Ask me that later, Hello everyone.
Speaker 4:Welcome to Don't Look Under the Internet and Internet Horror Comedy Podcast starring yours truly, Jason.
Speaker 2:Hello, wouldn't that have been the fastest dive into a topic ever. I was going to be so proud of us.
Speaker 3:Not even breaking the two-minute mark. We're already talking about it, but nope, Anyway. Yeah, I'm Jason Hi.
Speaker 2:That's.
Speaker 4:Moot. Hello, that's Doug.
Speaker 2:Not today.
Speaker 5:Not true, that's Doug.
Speaker 4:Hello.
Speaker 5:That's Doug. Oh shit, he's broken again.
Speaker 2:That's Doug. Someone kick his foot Get the needle unstuck.
Speaker 6:Welcome. Turn me off and back again.
Speaker 4:Quick, just give it a few slaps and I'm a slimy headstone.
Speaker 6:What I'm trying to think of.
Speaker 4:Game Show host names. I thought that was a wrestling name.
Speaker 2:Your brother.
Speaker 1:He was pretty cool.
Speaker 5:You and me, you would be hell in the cell with slimy headstone.
Speaker 2:Slimy headstone, Mike.
Speaker 5:It's definitely a porn name, not a wrestler.
Speaker 3:Wrestling can be porn I was going to say wrestling and porn are almost the exact same thing.
Speaker 4:They go hand in hand, the only difference is penetration.
Speaker 2:I'm a Hulk, orgin Hulk orgin.
Speaker 6:And there's our next contender, and he's doing porn games.
Speaker 4:Hulk orgin, just sounds like the guy at the H&R block trying to help you with your taxes. The hulky orgin. I am Hulk orgin Attorney at law.
Speaker 2:Hulk orgin. Show off as Hulk orgin on camera.
Speaker 3:Probably.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, it's Hulk orgin. We hope to meet one day in soon, maybe at ten or eight hours.
Speaker 5:Maybe by four or five.
Speaker 4:And at least hearing about it. Are you guys ready for some diluity?
Speaker 1:winner over your head.
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Speaker 2:If you subscribe to the website, you can buy this members only at Peans and Beans Mugs.
Speaker 4:Yeah, diluitycom. Oh, yeah, and you get 10% off merch, so that's always fun as well, always fun. That's the housekeeping I got. It's real light, real light. It's a light spread today, but yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 2:You know, I hope we recorded with a really low quality camera.
Speaker 6:What is?
Speaker 4:it.
Speaker 1:Muthalamiel Today's topic.
Speaker 3:And what might that be?
Speaker 2:Except the only difference is Mike has his lights on in his basement, so he's not in the dark.
Speaker 3:See, that's okay. Wow, Mike, I want you to take notes here on what a bird scooter is supposed to sound like.
Speaker 4:Yes yes, because yeah, that's it. You can only expect so much quality out of me over the last like two and a half, almost three years, okay.
Speaker 3:The quality cannot supersede his camera quality. I forgot about that rule.
Speaker 2:It's clear now you got a short window.
Speaker 3:I think over 244p quality on jokes, move super erratically real quick and we'll be in the window.
Speaker 1:Perfect, there we go there. It is Cheers y'all. What do you think?
Speaker 4:Yeah, we're talking about a little something. Something it's called Louise is missing, or at least that's what the internet dubbed it.
Speaker 2:Is it what the internet dubbed it? It's what we dubbed it in the outline.
Speaker 4:That's the internet, kind of dubbed it.
Speaker 3:That's the best way to find it.
Speaker 1:Because if you type in, Louise is missing.
Speaker 4:I will say that Now you might be asking yourself didn't we kind of cover something like this already with Emily? Who's Emily? Or whatever was called? Hey, there, it's Emily.
Speaker 3:Well, we're just going down the list of female names and we're just adding is missing to the end of it and hoping that it's a topic and turns out we're on to something.
Speaker 5:Hi, mary, mary, emily is missing, louise is missing, you name it.
Speaker 2:Annie93 is typing yeah he out, Just take a woman's name and stick it into a title, and you got yourself an internet horror missing there you go?
Speaker 3:They're probably missing. Yeah, I'm going to sleep.
Speaker 4:Yeah, my favorite one was Junko Junko Jussie or whatever was called.
Speaker 1:Junko.
Speaker 5:Junko.
Speaker 2:Junkie Jussie. What that Junko's he do, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3:Unlike all of those very internet famous topics. Yes, you are correct, this one is very similar to those, but it's a bit different and it predates them just a little bit A lot more than a little bit.
Speaker 4:This is like a lot of it. Day one YouTube, almost. Yeah, this is so.
Speaker 2:This series or whatever, is old enough to drive. Yeah, yeah it is.
Speaker 4:You can have sex with this YouTube channel.
Speaker 3:Nope, yeah, that's true, not in all the states.
Speaker 4:In some of the states. Wait, 16 years old Mike. Oh no, it's only 16. 16. 16.
Speaker 5:Got a way to a couple years, Mike.
Speaker 4:I thought it was 18 years old. My bad, I thought it was 18 years old.
Speaker 2:I said drive.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 6:I have sex with 18 year olds? Jesus Christ, I guess we're not wrong.
Speaker 2:I guess the series could be 70 years old. I'm still not technically wrong.
Speaker 4:All right, boys, I'm just going to do us all a favor so you don't have to get canceled. I'm just going to leave the show. I'll save you guys the trouble.
Speaker 6:Little pervert.
Speaker 4:Mike calls.
Speaker 1:YouTube channel sexy Holy fuck my god.
Speaker 4:We have about 16 years ago, not 18,. 16 years ago, like I misread, there was a YouTube channel that came up called Louise Paxton. Now this has been dubbed online as Louise is missing or in the dark, or just Louise fucking Paxton. Again, this is 16 years old. This is back in the far distant future of the year of 2007, when YouTube was just like two years old. It shows oh yeah.
Speaker 7:It definitely shows. Put it that way, the camera is. It's bad.
Speaker 4:Watch when we started doing video and look at my camera.
Speaker 3:It's that all the time. It's a square, it's bad.
Speaker 2:I think that helps it, though We'll get into that.
Speaker 4:I agree, but there's not a huge amount of coverage on this. If you look up Louise is missing on YouTube, you'll get a couple channels for show Foesh. People are just chatting it up nowadays. All these covered it like three, four, five years ago. We're keeping it fresh, baby.
Speaker 6:We're bringing it back from the dead.
Speaker 4:Do you guys want me to start this off a bit?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, what should we know? Going into this, you should know To give us a good time.
Speaker 4:You should know that it's on YouTube. Okay, there's a lady and they got accents.
Speaker 3:Okay, that's what you need to know. What should I expect? Who's in?
Speaker 6:my house. You need me home. You need me home, give me a Jaffa cake please. What about?
Speaker 5:Now that we've made all of our UK listeners leave.
Speaker 4:Go to fucking Brexit, I don't care.
Speaker 5:Jesus Christ, brexit your ass on out of here you got free dental care and your teeth look like that.
Speaker 6:I got to shove it up your crumpet hole.
Speaker 4:Please no stay. We love you, we love England Go.
Speaker 3:England.
Speaker 4:I know I love beans for breakfast. Yeah, no, that's great I love you.
Speaker 2:English, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5:There's just gonna be one long beep.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just here, right yeah.
Speaker 2:And then after I'm gonna leave at work, no, sorry, and then we're gonna be like so you see, we do love you.
Speaker 3:ghoulish mortals or some shit like that, yeah.
Speaker 4:Don't forget so much. This series is about what would you say?
Speaker 3:maybe like 30, 30 to 40 videos long it's 37, I think 37 or 38. Just under 40.
Speaker 4:They're all relatively short. You have a couple here and there that are sprinkled in there about six and a half minutes.
Speaker 3:Minimum is one second.
Speaker 4:Maximum is eight and a half to watch it all. Yeah, it's about an hour 45 to watch everything. It's like a feature length film yeah, weird, right, weird, so we'll get to that later too. But yeah, honestly, you can knock it out in a day if you have some fun time and you have some fun time it's a slow burn.
Speaker 1:It's a slow burn.
Speaker 4:I'll tell you that.
Speaker 5:Mike, is that what you call? Like your off?
Speaker 3:time he's like yo, I get some fun time. Now he is desperately trying to move on.
Speaker 4:So no, this is my fun time. Real quick. This is my fun time Today. I woke up at four in the morning.
Speaker 7:I woke up at four in the morning today Did you get barfed on and I could not fall back asleep.
Speaker 4:No, just couldn't fall back asleep, because my body's just you sitting out. It pisses me off Same.
Speaker 5:I get you.
Speaker 4:So I had to get up for work at 5.30. So I got up at 5.30 and went to work. The nice thing is I worked 52 hours last week, so I was able to cut out a little bit early today to offset the hours I worked so much last week. So instead of working from 6.30 to 4.00 today I worked until 1.00 and I got the fuck out of dodge. And here is how my fun time went. I napped until five o'clock. Oh yeah, man, and it felt weird. I woke up. My house was dark because I didn't turn any lights on and I was like where am?
Speaker 3:I, oh dude, waking up from those like middle of the day naps is always horrifying, because you're just like where am I?
Speaker 5:Where am?
Speaker 3:I.
Speaker 5:What year is it? Yeah?
Speaker 2:Did you like immediately check the Facebook chat to see if you missed the podcast?
Speaker 4:I checked my phone to see if I missed anything in general, and no, I didn't miss anything, because no one talks to me anymore, so it worked out well Zero notifications.
Speaker 6:Hell yeah, just like every day.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but that's my fun. Time is napping now.
Speaker 3:Okay, yeah, I'm on board with you there.
Speaker 4:This lady has a different representation of what fun time is yeah. And what goes on in her home instead. So it's a slow burn. It starts off.
Speaker 3:Why the fuck do we care about Louise and why do we care that she's missing?
Speaker 4:Because it's a it's it gets, I would say pretty decent. Once it starts going like the ball takes a minute to get rolling on this whole mystery. But what's it does? It's pretty decent. I will say it was a little spooky at times, yeah. So if you guys are cool with it, I'm just going to kind of start where all stories start, the beginning, fade in Fade in, now Exterior.
Speaker 5:This is too hot British lady, way too hot.
Speaker 4:I don't know how long it was there, but on my calendar we lifted up these like pictures we have on our calendar we have these old like photo booth photos and someone wrote very small my penis is hot under all my pictures.
Speaker 7:Yeah, I don't know how long it was there for, because you boys have not been in my house for a while and months.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so that was an interesting find. You're welcome, so I'm going to. I'm going to skip a bunch of the boring stuff. I'm going to clump all of almost all of my shit together into one little bit because I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1:Make it one I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 4:It is useless and boring except maybe like three things. Okay, so it starts off. I have the first 10 videos and they go as followed. Oh really, you're going to embarrass me like that in front of all of our peers. Who was that? I wasn't looking at the camera. Who did that? Who made that noise? Was it Moot? He's awfully still.
Speaker 5:No, he froze. He's frozen what, what?
Speaker 1:I cut out for a second.
Speaker 4:So the videos that I'm going to lump together are called Leaving Norwich, my New Flat, mr Scooby Doo, sorry, hells Boys and Love and Me Funny Cat Thinking About Granny, my New Stepa, not Impressed. And the last one I'm going to do separate. Those ones are all going to clump together. Are you ready? Here we go.
Speaker 3:Yeah, let's, let's.
Speaker 4:So British Lady moves to South London and from North Norwich, Norwich, Norwich, however you say it, and Norwich gets a new flat night and she's a new flat common mate or a new flat mate? Yes, it's like a flat Stanley in your house, I mean technically it's both, I guess yeah. But so she has this new house. She moves there. She mentions a couple things that she's moving there alone. She pretty much not uprooted her life, but she moved away from all her friends and family. They could still visit, but she's basically starting fresh.
Speaker 3:Can I make something that's like super crystal fucking clear here? It's not like she's going a distance that makes like it.
Speaker 4:She's like a train stop away.
Speaker 3:Actually it's like a train stop or two, like it's. It's not a huge distance. I will say the one thing that I expected was her to be further, I guess, than what they put her at, but I don't know. That's just me being nitpicky, I think.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well. So actually I think this is like a cultural thing, because I have heard from just like talking to people in Europe on the internet and people who know people that like like in America, if your family lives like an hour away, that's like pretty close right.
Speaker 3:You go see them? Oh, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2:If your family lives like an hour away in Europe. It's like my family kind of lives out of town and we like see each other once a year, like I think it's. I think it's more of a cultural thing. In America you're just used to everything being super fucking, far apart because it's huge. It's a huge idea. It's similar.
Speaker 4:I forget that Florida is the same way. Yeah, florida is the same way. Of Florida, everything that you need is within like a 15 minute driving period. If it's outside of that 15 minutes, you're practically a nobody to that person. You do not give visits, you don't exist. Yeah, which is, I think, how everywhere should be.
Speaker 1:Not that not existing.
Speaker 2:If everything you need within 15 minutes, you're not important enough to my life, within 15 minutes of me at all times.
Speaker 3:Fuck you, you just go fuck yourself.
Speaker 4:I don't mean that, but I mean like everything you need should be within like 15 minutes of you.
Speaker 3:That sounds wonderful. That sounds great, but don't ever live in the last.
Speaker 4:So nope, never Juno, not even spelled right. So she moves to South London and she's making these vlogs for she calls them her mentalists her mentalists, which are like her, following her friends, things like that. So she'll reference them in her blogs that she's making and she, basically, for these first 10 episodes or videos, she's giving us kind of like a small tour of the house. She's showing her new, her new apartment. She's showing us her Scooby Doo soap dispenser that she loves so much. She starts talking about one of the the couple of the reasons she moved out here. She addresses that she was with this person, joel. They're together for two years. They split. She makes it a point of interest to say that that is not the reason she moved. She still, you know, cares for this person. But you know, a fresh start is always nice and but that wasn't like a main reason for leaving she did say she like wanted to put some distance between them.
Speaker 4:Yeah yeah. She also mentions in another video, thinking of Granny, how her grandmother passed. She was the only granddaughter of this grandmother, so she left her a fat ass wad of cash, thinking about gills. And that is how she yeah. And with that, with that big sum of money that she got from her grandma. She used it to and as a deposit for this new house that she has.
Speaker 3:Did not think you were going to say some of money, but continue.
Speaker 4:A big sum of some money and yeah, she's like, oh, it feels wrong because, like, you work your whole life you get all this money and then you die and then someone else gets your cash. It's like, well, that's why you spend it before you die. Baby, you spend your money, don't leave it for the next gen. Get that shit out of here. Buy yourself that yacht. You're 89 years old. You won't be on it. Who the fuck cares? But the rest of the shit, it's just fucking filler. That's really the only key bits that I would say matter. She shows us her new exercise equipment. She shows us her cat. It's just these weird little quirks. It's world building, I guess.
Speaker 2:You're not even going to talk about it because it's because it's real Mike, and this is her vlog, right she's?
Speaker 3:trying to find an audience.
Speaker 6:I get that, I really do.
Speaker 4:You're not going to talk about.
Speaker 3:Scooby-Doo.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that's the most important part.
Speaker 4:I already said, she has so much to say about Scoobert-Doo.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and that's not nearly enough time to spend on Scoobert-Doo as you put it. You're right.
Speaker 4:I need at least two videos about Scoobert-Doo. Are you going to solve that, Mr?
Speaker 5:Reed.
Speaker 4:So, yeah, we're kind of learning about this lady's life, which it's super boring, but keep in context that this is 2007 on YouTube.
Speaker 3:It was super boring.
Speaker 4:And this was super. This is the shit that was on there at the time. If you read the comments it's fucking hilarious oh.
Speaker 3:God yeah.
Speaker 5:Half the comments aren't even people really responding to what's going on in the videos. It's just like I want to meet you, pretty lady, Come be my friend.
Speaker 3:Call me and let's be friends.
Speaker 4:You are bootyful, you want sex and bagging.
Speaker 5:Showbugs.
Speaker 4:Showbugs I watched on.
Speaker 2:YouTube in 2007. Literally was just that. It was just like people's lives. Yeah, I was literally just subscribed to people who would just film, just normal, everyday shit.
Speaker 3:Vlogs. Yeah, it's because it wasn't stuff you were doing. I still watch vlogs to this day. Clearly, I was just talking to them.
Speaker 2:They're like hey look, my life is interesting and this is well edited, and I'm Casey Neistat and my fucking electric skateboard.
Speaker 4:That's sad. I watched Topsca's. That's really about it.
Speaker 3:Most of the streams that we watch now are just full of gadgets or gimmicks or some sort. Back in 2007, it was all just like this is just unadulterated life. That isn't yours.
Speaker 2:That was the only appeal. Like 100%.
Speaker 3:Yep.
Speaker 4:We got to see other people's lives suck. All these videos get like. They have like 26,000 views, 30,000 views, 25,000 views sprinkled in here and there. My next video has 294,000 views. You're probably like, wow, what a jump up. Michael, that's at least 10 times. I'm like I know, why can't I get that kind of numbers? Why are we pulling?
Speaker 3:this shit.
Speaker 4:Here's why the video is titled Stalker Video One and it is Louise basically going to her camera and she's like yo. The last two nights around one o'clock some motherfucker stands right outside. Was the back door? I couldn't really tell.
Speaker 5:It was a bedroom window.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, bedroom window. And she's like, yeah, this person hangs out outside my bedroom window. I call the cops.
Speaker 2:I think it's the front door.
Speaker 3:Oh no, yep, you're right, sorry, yeah, no, you are right, you're right.
Speaker 2:But when she first notices this person, they're just standing at the front door.
Speaker 4:Yep, yeah. So she's like. They stand at the front door. I call the cops and the cops are like oh, I mean, unless they're like an immediate threat, we can't help you, which even American cops, which suck, aren't going to be like that, because like they're not going to get on you.
Speaker 5:They actually will probably tell you to fuck off or they'll come shoot you.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, American cops will come shoot you themselves. Yeah, I actually, I would actually put money on it that they would not come help you.
Speaker 5:But the thing is, if you're going to call the cops and be like, hey, someone's outside of my window, I would play it up, even if they're not breaking in. I'd be like they're trying to fucking break in and then the cops would come he's sucking my dick.
Speaker 2:But if you're like 90%, sure, if you call the cops and you say a strange person is standing at your front door looking in the windows, somebody, they're going to send somebody.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I agree. All you got to say is hey. I think I heard my neighbor talking about aborting a baby. And literally every available unit will show up to your house. It's all you got to do.
Speaker 5:There's a bomb on my porch, I guess.
Speaker 4:There's a guy in my window with fentanyl help, and they're at the actual stay away.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they want to get close. They'll drive by and toss them. Narcan, good luck.
Speaker 4:They'll break your window.
Speaker 6:Toss them, narcan.
Speaker 3:Oh man.
Speaker 4:I'm safe, but yeah, so she references how this person has been outside her door for the past two nights around one o'clock Um.
Speaker 1:That's very go there we go.
Speaker 4:That is videos one through ten, yeah that's all One time only one video has anything of relevance in my opinion. I mean, it's good to get to know who this person is and this is a video.
Speaker 2:This is her vlog, right?
Speaker 4:yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like you get an idea of what YouTube was like back in the day, what this vlog is doing and how this just took a fucking down Spiral why don't I immediately goes from like check out school we do to this is stalker video one.
Speaker 5:So, you know number one if it's labeled one you know, I never got that look at it, fucking Find shit like this when I was, you know, in the infancy of YouTube. I know one like why don't, why don't? I find the stock.
Speaker 2:I don't know a lot of people did, which is why there's a ton of people in the comments on these videos being like holy fucking shit. Yep, what fuck is happening? There's a lot of that. But yeah, we do get stocker video to pretty much immediately.
Speaker 2:Dr, Soccer video one and so in soccer video to, the soccer person shows up again and he's like he is standing at the front door and you can see his shadow through the window on the front door and he's like got his head cocked to the side and it's super creepy looking and so it is tries to pull out her cell phone and Call the cops, but conveniently her phone dies. She's like completely freaking out and like basically the rest of the video is just her, like hyperventilating into the camera microphone.
Speaker 1:Yeah and.
Speaker 4:I Don't know, this is like. I know this is like 2007, but even I still had a house phone in this is so Potato, he's, he's, he's sharing his PowerPoint and is what he's doing.
Speaker 3:It's what I do.
Speaker 2:Sorry, buddy saying Mike I.
Speaker 4:Said even I had a house phone in 2007. Where's her house phone?
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's why she right she mentions it in one of the videos. She's like hey, I can't get a hold of you, bring me on my landline.
Speaker 4:Which?
Speaker 2:yes, you didn't use it and yes that's what she's like. There's literally a person standing on the other side.
Speaker 3:It's like this is day three. Well, it's like. It's like when you see a spider, like once you see a spider, you don't want to take your eyes off of it because as soon as you're not looking at it and it goes away. Now you don't know where it is. Now you don't know where to be afraid, so you call the police.
Speaker 2:The time of the time is weird here. It'll get worse later. Anyway, the guy at the front door knocks on the front door and she's like he can see me, but then she says I can't see his face. And Then she actually goes up to the front door and like works up the nuts to like open, hold a knife up to the door and open it. And when she does there's just nobody there and she like walks around a bit and then goes back inside.
Speaker 4:It's creepy because, like them, you like see the figure all the way to what she opened the door. And as she opens a door, it like, you see it like wash away. It's pretty creepy.
Speaker 3:It's very, it's very. I don't. I don't know how to explain that 2007.
Speaker 5:Ladies and gentlemen, they don't they do that.
Speaker 2:The video 12 is titled all quiet now, and this is where she explains more that she can't take the video to the police because she says it's just a shadow and there's like not any actual Evidence of anybody doing anything wrong or like any evidence of who this person is, and she's decided that it's just someone like playing a prank on her, which?
Speaker 2:It's just a prank, bro I still feel like the cops would be like Okay, maybe, maybe we should send somebody out. There's like you actually have recorded footage of a person standing at your door at three o'clock in the morning, but I digress.
Speaker 6:Is he an intimate threat mate? Does he have a gun Wagon? Might we send a ball? Be out your way.
Speaker 2:Does he have a gun? Maybe? Well, I don't so far.
Speaker 6:Grab yourself a knife and get in the bathroom.
Speaker 2:Anyway, she says she got some creepy comments on the last video that she didn't appreciate and then she explains that her friend Lizzie left for Cardiff for the week and Then, like, while she's explaining that and the video goes into this like super slow motion, and then like Goes black, and then it snaps back and the video ends.
Speaker 5:So back to reality.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, there goes we. The other teen is called finders, keepers and Louise. She shows off this old coin that she says that she found on the floor at the foot of her bed and it's a Victorian penny and it says 1900 on it. And so that's pretty much the whole video. Oh, this one does have a date in the title.
Speaker 5:This was.
Speaker 2:May 1st 2007.
Speaker 5:It's a red flag.
Speaker 2:It is a red flag. Old now. Old coins bad news. Old coins just like old rings.
Speaker 5:Yeah, Mike, thanks for taking that out of my house.
Speaker 2:Yeah, any time I have weird feelings in my house video 14 is weird cold spot in my bedroom and this video is her explaining that the two sides of her beds but like the air on the two sides of her bed is different temperatures. And she pulls out a thermometer and she like walks to one side of the bed and she's like, look, it's nine degrees. And then she goes the other side of the bed and she's like, look, it's 21 degrees over here and remember they're stupid and they're Celsius in cheeseburger units, that's 48.
Speaker 2:That's a huge difference. 20 degrees yo, that's wonderful, I like sleeping in layers, so that sounds great.
Speaker 4:I'd be honestly for anyone, though Everyone like in, like a great in. Like ghost movies are like oh, it's so cold. I'd be like, oh god, yes, it's so cold.
Speaker 5:Let me put another blanket on yeah, oh my, are being haunted all the time. Yeah, I didn't think I'd kill my roommates. I would put the fucking AC below 50 degrees.
Speaker 3:Oh, dude, yeah, whenever it would probably freeze like good. It'll never work again.
Speaker 5:I'll give a shit, it's almost winter and then.
Speaker 4:I'll be back a window in winter if I could. Oh yeah, 100% I do that.
Speaker 5:That's how you get fucking.
Speaker 2:I like it chilly when I say 48 is too much.
Speaker 5:Well would were you too cold in my place, as is.
Speaker 2:During the day? Yes, not sleeping.
Speaker 4:Yeah, during the day is different.
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah, mike Turn different when you're sleeping anyhow, and heat on you be video 15 we get some more paranormal shit or Creepy shit, I guess good noises in the night video. One may eight, 2007. Hey dude Weece wakes up in the middle of the night. She's talking to the camera about a noise she just heard outside of her window penis to a noise and then it happens again.
Speaker 2:She hears this rustling noise outside of her window and she gets up in the middle of the night and she says I think he's back and she's like sticking the pull in the curtains back on the windows and trying to film out Of the windows and see if he's there. But she never actually sees anything. But while she's holding the camera up to one of the windows, there's like this howling or a breathing noise that play like plays in the camera microphone and it's. It sounds like a really stereotypical ghost noises like oh yeah, and then oh my god.
Speaker 4:I have something to bring up later. Don't let me forget.
Speaker 6:speaking of ghost noises, I was crying laughing.
Speaker 2:I know where that came from, she runs over to her bedroom door and she yanks it open and she films the front door and it sounds like there might be something on the other side of it. There's like a tapping noise or something. So she walks over to the window, pulls up in the curtain again and Then she's filming the front Step of her house and it looks like there's nothing there, sort of, and she says she says there's nothing there. But then we get to video 16 called noises in the night, video to made. So it's the same night and she's going to put the tape, another tape in the camera and go back to bed and see she sits the camera back down in the window filming the front door step. And the only way that I can describe what happens at this point is that like there's something moving back and forth at the end of the video. Yeah, and it looks kind of like a bush. It's hard to make out what it is, but it's just like this movement.
Speaker 4:So which one.
Speaker 2:Jeb.
Speaker 4:George God damn senior.
Speaker 1:It took me a second to understand what he was doing with that, and I was like is Mike broken?
Speaker 5:It was when he said that I stopped listening.
Speaker 2:So Video 17 is Staying up to catch the stalker video one, may 9th 2007, and this. She explains that there was nothing on the tape from the night before, so this time she's decided to stay up herself and try to watch out the window and see what's going on and it's already late that night, but she's waiting on him. And that's the whole video until video 18, where we get staying up to catch the stalker video to, which is the same night and it's later that night. And she explains that she actually rewatched the videotape from the night before, where she put the camera in the window and she pulls the tape up on her TV and Tries to show us this thing in the corner of the doorstep that's moving around that I mentioned before. So she goes to try to play it back again and she can't find the remote for the TV. So she starts digging around under her sofa For the remote and she ends up finding a Shoe of a child, like it's an infant's shoe.
Speaker 5:I own one of those and the ring you own a gun, you own an infant, no just the shoes.
Speaker 2:What happened here Was an end game reference.
Speaker 3:We're in the end game now, wasn't?
Speaker 2:So there's a name in the shoe and it's Amy. This was Amy's shoe, apparently. So she decides to put the camera back in the window and it kind of looks like what was moving around before. This was a plant. And she because you can kind of see more of it now and she films the outside for a bit and then you hear her go shit, and she picks the camera up and films the door to the house and she says it was closed before, but now it's open.
Speaker 3:Piss, fuck up shit crocky.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's or nor on me and not Mike's attempt earlier.
Speaker 5:So video 19 we hold you to a higher standard.
Speaker 2:We Mike's a known quantity I. Don't know how to feel about that the snippet of the video From the night that they're like the plant was moving and he it. You can't, you don't learn anything else from this. It's literally just like this blob of plant like kind of making like a short half a second movement and that's a whole thing.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, it sure is.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, it took me for it took me forever to realize that that like that bush or plant outside the window Well, he was a plant.
Speaker 2:I was like well, there's a video later where Like they play, like she plays it back in slow motion and everything and even add subtitles and shit, and it's still hard to figure out exactly.
Speaker 5:I have that video, but it's. My brain is so fucked up, all right. So from watching all the things that we watch, like I'm just a normal basis, Right, I didn't take into consideration that we're watching some like real ladies fucking uploads From goddamn 20 or 2007. Yep and it's not like we're just like covering another fucking.
Speaker 3:It's just a fake topic. That were right. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5:So like from 2007, like, and she's like trying to get help from like real people and she's like, you know, going through active vlogging in Britain, which are London or wherever the fuck she is, and it's like it's surprising to me that you know like there's Nothing more that I have to look at yeah. I'm watching the videos right.
Speaker 1:Like, I'm like where's the secret thing.
Speaker 5:Where's the like? What am I seeing in the corner of the like? You know like which the duck stuff.
Speaker 2:I will say it's very convincing, and I mean I think it might kind of real off to be to begin with. I was thinking that as well say what I like very much about this. Actually, that, I think, makes it more convincing that a Lot of analog horrors and stuff or like found footage, things that we get now Don't do or do too much of, which is there is nothing else to look at right like there.
Speaker 2:There is no hidden like Simplicity is key, real life makes it feel real is because, yeah, you look deeper and there's nothing there.
Speaker 3:It is real. Life is boring. Real life is not a fucking ARG or a Hollywood movie Like it's. There are no special plot points to life, it's just, life is life and it's usually.
Speaker 5:But. But that's the thing that got me, I think, is that there's there's so much where I, like you know, I'm so conditioned to feel a certain way and to look Beyond the main character. When I'm watching a video, you know that it's like where is this fucking scary bullshit? And like what's the fuck you talking about? Main character?
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Do you want to get this out of the way first, or do you want to give it up?
Speaker 5:Yeah, let me finish mine, you do.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you get three years and then I will Take it and then do my part.
Speaker 5:Okay, I have a lifting, yeah, yeah you talk, I'm gonna go pee. Yeah, if I mean Mike, you, you spoiled it as already. Guess, we get to know the characters.
Speaker 2:You, you even fucking thing is this? This was a movie review.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you didn't even fucking like try to hide it. I'm just saying I think the thing that makes this, yeah, the thing that makes this actually scary, is the fact that it does feel on a more real like you feel like it's real, honestly, throughout the whole thing I think it's because it's fucking so old that they didn't have a choice.
Speaker 5:You know what I'm saying? Like there was actually no like room for them to make this any faker, like there was no like subreddits happening for for like this kind of shit. But long story short, let's let's go, let's jump into fucking episode 20, huh, now that we yeah, I will say that, now that we fucked this up, Even though you know that going in, which I mean I guess it should be, probably it should be obvious.
Speaker 2:But yeah, it's still worth watching because it is. It's really immersive. This is one of the most immersive. Personally, for me, I think this is one of the most immersive, like Internet series, things.
Speaker 4:I feel, I would say, if you can, I think I, I think I ruined this without realizing I ruined it.
Speaker 5:Oh, yeah, no, it was like immediate. But I would say, if you can watch, if you can find the supercuts there's a bunch of supercuts on YouTube and just like, watch it as like a whole.
Speaker 2:It's way better found footage movie.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's, it's for for being, you know, 16 years old. It's pretty good, like it, like actually pretty scary, like Long story short. We'll go over more of it at the end of here, but, yeah, all right, so let's let's go into episode 20, all right. All right. So this one's called staying up to catch the stalker, video 3 May 9th, so Not a whole lot going on in this video. She basically said she got no sleep. Nothing ends up happening that night. She just made some coffee and she's literally trying to now sleep after she made the coffee. She literally says she's just catching us up and not a whole lot Else happens.
Speaker 4:Yeah, welcome back by the way. I guess I ruined everything.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean the second line in the outline did Did say what we were supposed to be doing for this one.
Speaker 6:But I didn't even realize.
Speaker 3:I said anything, I know you get excited and we know that and we should have planned for that.
Speaker 2:Such a reviewer.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like 100% haunted. Like, yeah, you take your, your whole experience into the into.
Speaker 4:A ruin it for everyone else.
Speaker 5:There's, yeah, spoilers at minute five. So yeah, next episode it's called when are you norwich mentalists? And she gets a phone call from this gem that she's supposed to have like an interview with and they said that they postponed it. And she says that she's a bit gutted. Oh, I'm a bit gutted on this whole in it. So, yeah, she says she was looking forward to starting working, that she's kind of been bored at home, etc. But you can kind of tell that there's a sense of dread From like that's stemming from this and everything that's been going on. She's very uneasy living on her own and you can like, almost like it you could cut the tension with like a butter knife. It's essentially, and she she keeps asking her viewers. She's like, hey, can you like come visit me, send me emails like. Her demeanor is changing like rapidly. She hasn't quite hit rock bottom here, but you can tell that like she's not this happy-go-lucky girl that we saw in her first video. Oh yeah, she's absolutely not having a good time anymore.
Speaker 2:No, so not having a good time straight up, not it?
Speaker 4:reminds me a little bit like the. The drastic downturn of this reminded me of I. What's that other one? We covered dear. David the no, the influencer lady. Remember that, oh, sophie.
Speaker 3:Oh, I'm Sophie.
Speaker 4:Yeah, where it just like it started off. So a new queen of YouTube.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, it just started off, another woman name.
Speaker 2:It just took such a nose dive into like darkness on the easiness yeah this is better than ash vlogs.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you know what? I don't even remember ash vlogs.
Speaker 3:How much I didn't care about ash vlogs. We get to inundated with the, with the whole thing, and If you just take ash vlogs for the videos.
Speaker 5:I think it makes for a good story. But if you deep, delve, deep, yeah, you start to want to fucking kill yourself. So yeah, there's that. You Anyways. Next video.
Speaker 6:So uh, it's just going to sit in that for a second.
Speaker 4:Just sit in that for a second baby.
Speaker 3:Let's uh, just everyone moment of silence. We'll just take a bath in that 9-11.
Speaker 5:Alright, so thank you to my subscribers for the next video. Uh, she, literally this video's like I don't know, like five or six minutes right, and she's just addressing her subscribers, thanking them for the views and for, you know, communicating with her, and then she just f**king names off like every goddamn subscriber that she has, and that's the whole f**king video.
Speaker 2:Hooray.
Speaker 5:It's great. It's my favorite video. It's the coolest one, for sure. Um so let me move on.
Speaker 4:So let me move on. I just jumbled everything of mine together into one.
Speaker 5:Yeah, well, you see. The next video is called we Are. We Are YouTube 2007,. The amazing YouTube time capsule, and basically she just talks about that she saw that a time capsule was being buried in London and that she wants to make a time capsule but made a video. So she basically tells everyone to say your name, where you are, and show an object that represents 2007.
Speaker 1:Um, and of course it's in video format.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Transformers Michael.
Speaker 5:Bay's Transformers Yep. The movie Paranormal Activity.
Speaker 4:The housing boom.
Speaker 5:Um this will be and basically she's like, yeah, we'll watch it all in 20 years and it'll be a good time, great, great, great. Um. And then we get to another video called my Reply to JD, may 21st 2007. So this is a response video to an email that she had received from someone, and this is a response to the video of the movement that she posted, like, where she showed like that like little clip that you talked about, matt, where the plant was moving. Oh yeah, and they basically edited this video to show some of the things that we may have missed from just watching her version of it. Um, and what we end up seeing is there's an orb yeah, taylor's version, she didn't nothing changed. Um, there's, there's an orb that we catch on the screen and they slow it down so you can see it. And you see this like little, little, tiny, little orb guy fucking floating around and fucking zooming off, and they also end up sending-.
Speaker 4:Zach Begans. What do you think?
Speaker 5:He's gonna fight the orb, uh. So she basically or they basically sent two web links that uh was just big informationals on orbs and how to like determine, like, what kind of orb you're seeing, and like if it's dust, if it's bugs, etc. And she thinks that it's probably just dust, even though she's like it does look kind of weird when it's slowed down. Um, but she's like-.
Speaker 4:It do be looking orby.
Speaker 5:It do be, orby, looking A little orby. Uh, but Summer just started and she's like, you know, there's a lot of moisture in the air, there's a lot of pollen floating around, um. So she kind of like chocks it up to like nothing and she's like fuck yourself, jd, I hate you, um. And then the next video is literally just her profile picture. It's just a second long it's six seconds of her picture, and that's it.
Speaker 5:Uh, and then the next video is called Stalker, May 25th. Um, so she said she was just about to go outside when she found something on her window. Uh, this video is actually fairly important, I guess. Uh, it's probably one of the weirder ones that we're going to get, but it basically it's dirty. Yeah, it's dirty. Um, she sees on her window-.
Speaker 2:It's dirty in the bed later too. It does get dirty in the bed later.
Speaker 5:Um, but she finds a dirty handprint on her window, Um, and she's you know she says it looks like mud, when I was expecting it to be blood or something. But you know, that's too it's poo Too much to ask for right.
Speaker 1:Um so she's like-.
Speaker 6:Is that shit, is that fucking poop, is that poopy that will?
Speaker 3:never not make me laugh.
Speaker 5:It's pretty fucking good. But yeah, so she finds the fucking handprint on her window right, and then she goes outside and she's like I'm going to, you know, take a look at this from a different angle and she sees that the window sill is like fucking just covered in mud and that on the top of the window, like where the actual like outer window meets the halfway point, there's another handprint on that. So it looks like someone was trying to like push the window up, but it just left mud, mud hand.
Speaker 2:Mud hand.
Speaker 1:Mud hand on the window.
Speaker 5:And yeah. So she basically says that she cleans the windows regularly, that she had just cleaned it a couple of days ago and that you know this is proof that the stalker had been there within the past couple of days. There's no she doesn't you know. She basically ends up chalking it up. She's like someone's fucking with me again.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Like that's what it is someone's fucking with me and it's like bitch, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 3:Yep. Someone has no life. Somebody is dedicating all of their free time.
Speaker 4:So yeah, that's so pranking a stranger.
Speaker 5:Right, like and that's really all we get from that video. It's a big ass hand too.
Speaker 2:It's a big ass hand.
Speaker 5:She does like put her hand, like up to that print.
Speaker 3:It's like twice the size.
Speaker 5:It's huge, like the fingers of that print could like wrap around her fingers. It's kind of fucking wild. But that's all we get from that. So the next video is called I Must Be Mad and it starts with her just kind of like sighing and not knowing what to say. She's been waking up to noises outside of her bedroom window like every night and she's kind of getting, you know, irritated by it. And every time she checks there's nothing there. She'll hear the noise, check the window, nothing's there. She'll stop, hear the noise, check the window, nothing's there. So she says she's going to set up a sleeping bag in her lounge, which I assume is the living room, but she's going to stay up and basically catch whatever is making the noise. And she's fairly positive that she can get a shot of her stalker so that she can take it to the police. And she basically, at this point is starting to doubt her own sanity because she literally calls it I Must Be Mad and she's literally telling you as the audience, like hey, like you probably think I'm pretty loony, right, but I'm going to do this thing and here we go and that's all we get from that.
Speaker 5:And then the last video that I have is called Terrifying Night, part One, and this is kind of where the series starts to take a turn, I want to say where we get into the thick of it all. So this video so we know that she wants to catch her stalker, right. So this video starts with this big loud bang and she was filming like previously already had it set up filming outside of her window how she had been doing from like the movement video that we saw she's like trying to see. You know, she has it like set up like right outside her window. So she takes it and starts filming inside of her home. This is where it gets kind of nuts. And then the power seems to not be working and she can't like turn any lights on in her house.
Speaker 2:So she hears a noise in her house here in the basement and flip the breaker.
Speaker 3:What are they called? You need to call my dad at 430 in the morning.
Speaker 5:The tripper.
Speaker 3:The tripper.
Speaker 5:Yeah, so she can't get the lights turned on. She hears a noise in her house instead of like outside of her house, but she can't fucking like figure out what it is or where it's coming from. And then all of a sudden the power comes back on and she's in her room now and she finds this little like like little dirt acorn thing in her bed. Oh yeah, and then as soon as she like goes to pick it up and look at it, the power cuts again and then her door to her room starts like violently fucking shaking and like rattling, and then the fucking video cuts.
Speaker 1:Hmm.
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Speaker 3:Where are we? We are on video 29. Yeah, that's where we're at. So the last one we listened to was terrifying night part one, and I am going to go ahead and go over terrifying night part two, the description of this one I just wanted to share. It says hey guys, after some thought, I've decided to upload what happened after terrifying night part one. If you haven't seen the first vid, you should watch it before this one. There's more to come which I will upload in the next day or so, lou. So this video opens up. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:My nose is leaking all over the place.
Speaker 3:My nose is leaking. All right, we're fine.
Speaker 4:It's the vodka.
Speaker 5:It's the spirit, it's not vodka, that's for sure.
Speaker 3:No, it's definitely not vodka, it's grain alcohol 100% neutral spirits distilled from grain.
Speaker 2:Yep. Well, isn't vodka, just water and alcohol.
Speaker 5:It's just water and potato.
Speaker 3:It's potato based.
Speaker 2:Well, I think, by definition, the only ingredients that can be in vodka is Potato, alcohol and water.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's fair. So they just ferment potatoes and then distill it and then pour it in water? That tracks.
Speaker 2:I think, by Russian law at least, vodka has to be well, the percentage matters too. I think the legal definition of vodka in Russia is 40% alcohol and then 60% water, the only thing that can be in it Well.
Speaker 1:Jay's surprise is telling us that spirits and grain.
Speaker 3:Alcohol is essentially just moonshine, made legally, which that tracks, because moonshine actually tastes good.
Speaker 2:I'm sure that's Well. Moonshine is just unaged whiskey.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:They just make whiskey and then they don't put it in a barrel.
Speaker 3:That shit's so good. I love moonshine.
Speaker 5:I do too actually.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's super sweet, Anyway. So this terrifying night, part two. It opens up with Louise looking at a window which has been barricaded by a chair at this point, and then when she pans over and we see that the door has also been barricaded in the first. So this video is like eight fucking minutes long or some shit. It's very long. It's one of the longer videos we're actually going to watch. The first four minutes of this are just her spent basically hyping herself up to go open the door right after it was shaking and stuff.
Speaker 3:So this is directly after the fact. It's a little bit lighter out now so you can tell some time has passed, but she's still trapped in the lounge. So after she hypes herself up, she goes and she opens the door. Finally she's got a knife in her hand and then she's in like this little like hallway area with some more doors and the next three minutes are ladies Piping herself up, piping herself up to open the new you can do this, you can win. Yes, it's just piccolo from fucking the.
Speaker 1:ABC of RIDGED. You can do this.
Speaker 3:So eventually, another three minutes goes by, she's hyping herself up and she actually opens her bedroom door. Finally and one of the things I'm sorry I forgot One of the things she does before she actually opens her bedroom door is she like zooms into part of the like the window and the blind is pulled a bit so you can see into her room and you can kind of see, like you can't see much. It's mostly there's a blind covering it, but you can see that like there's no shadows in there or anything like that. You can tell that it's empty. Yeah, and so after this, we she gets into a room and, sorry, this is that's the next video that she actually gets into her room. She keeps like zooming out, right, she hypes herself up, hypes herself up to get into her actual bedroom door and she just chickens the fuck out because I think she hears a noise from the inside of her room. She runs back into the lounge, she sits down and she zooms into her bedroom window from the lounge and that's where you can actually see somebody just standing in her room and she like freaks the fuck out and then it cuts more or less. It basically ends with her freaking out and saying like I know I closed that door. I know I closed that door in reference to her bedroom door.
Speaker 3:And after this we get the terrifying night part three, and she now works up the courage to open her bedroom door. Finally she puts a knife in her hand and she throws the door open. She's shocked to see her room in basically complete disarray, like there's just shit everywhere. And if you'll remember the last time there is dirt, it's very, very fucking dirty. I mean, if you'll remember the last time we saw her bed, I think it's when she found that little like acorn thing, like the dirt acorn or like whatever the fuck she found in her bed.
Speaker 3:And the one thing you'll remember is that her bed was perfectly made and her room was in like perfect, like it was neat and tidy and clean. Now we're seeing it and it looks like somebody turned over the whole goddamn room looking for something. Like her comforter is thrown off, there's literal dirt all over her bed. There's just shit everywhere In the covers, slash dirt. She does find a wallet and she moves to go get it and she goes to reach for it and as she reaches for it she like notices something and then freaks the fuck out and runs out of the room. Not gonna lie, I had no idea what she saw when this was happening.
Speaker 4:I see when she grabs the wallet or whatever.
Speaker 3:You see the mattress it looks like something was sitting on it, because it raises up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so in the next video and the mattress and everything is like covered in mud and shit too.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's covered in dirt. It's like somebody took a fucking trowel full of dirt and just like threw it all over the bed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly Same dirt from the handprint Wow.
Speaker 3:Dirty hands, dirty bed, wow.
Speaker 5:You know what they say about a dirty window.
Speaker 3:You got a dirty taint.
Speaker 6:You got a fucking ghost, I guess Big cock.
Speaker 1:Dirty window.
Speaker 5:Fat cock, big socks.
Speaker 3:It rhymes, it works. So that's the end of the third part. So we move on to terrifying night part four Gigantic penis.
Speaker 6:And that's what we're landing on PENIS.
Speaker 3:Way too hot.
Speaker 4:I understand what that video. I understand that she's freaking out because she like grabs that wallet and then she sees the like bed lift up or whatever and she freaks the fuck out and dips out of that room. I would have maybe been like, oh sick of wallet, is there cash? She's like I've been my first interaction.
Speaker 6:Is there cash?
Speaker 3:She would have felt really bad later, just a bit bad. So in this next one, part four, we cut back to the lounge and we see the doors very, very closed again and she goes over how she's barricaded herself back in the lounge and she's going to basically stay there because she doesn't trust the other points of entry. She reviewed the tape and she does confirm that the bed does move, almost like somebody's getting up off of it, and she says that while she was there she felt like there was another person in the room with her. It's like she could feel a presence and she felt it get up off the bed, which is when she freaked out, like in the video you can hear her like gasp, and that's, I'm assuming, is when she felt the thing get up and saw the bed move. And then, when she ran and screamed, is when she felt it move closer to her, because that's what she said she felt she felt like some being some entity, just like get closer, and that's why she freaked out.
Speaker 3:She also shows the wallet and she shows that she's completely disassembled it to take everything out of every pocket and separated on the floor for us, so you can see what's in there, and there's a whole bunch of money. There's some coins, there's some papers, there's some receipts, there's a driver's license and there's a checkbook. And she's going over it and she's getting increasingly like disturbed and it's almost like it's harder and harder for her to keep her composure. It's almost like her going over this wallet is distracting her from the horrors that have been affecting her up until now. So she shows the wallets and she shows the. There's a driver's license for somebody named Margaret Watts and also there's a checkbook with two names there's Margaret Watts and there's J Watts, who we assume is whoever Margaret Watts's partner is assuming, and it was used as far back as 1993. There's a bunch of receipts. There's a bunch of money in the 10 pound or 10 pence and 50 pence coins, which apparently a loony and a toony loony and a toony both.
Speaker 3:There is a magazine clipping and it's it's a listing for a house, a Bel Air house in Dunnich, which oh heck, oh shit, I literally cannot. I can't now. You're done, done it. I can't think I. The only reason that's included is like a slight nod, right. I have to assume, but I don't really know Like I mean the premise is, if you've read the Duhnch horror in your reading through the story, like there's a slight similarity to it, so I could see the knowledge is done at your real place.
Speaker 4:Music, it's several real places.
Speaker 5:It's not in fucking.
Speaker 3:London. I mean, the one that we're talking about is definitely not in London. I'm sure there is a Dunwich in London or in England somewhere, but the that's a very A very Dunwich horror.
Speaker 5:It's a New.
Speaker 3:England. The Dunwich horror is about a family who gets or uh, Essentially get isolated from people they know and then get haunted by something in their house.
Speaker 2:Wilbur Wately.
Speaker 3:Yes, wilbur Wately. Wilbur Wilbur. Yeah, so it's. I can see that it's being a nod, but I also don't know enough about this and like what might cross over. So who knows?
Speaker 5:Um, let's just reach out to.
Speaker 3:Yeah, let's Call uh HP, We'll uh, yeah, We'll get his thoughts.
Speaker 4:Huh, is this the HPCU? Yes, yes 100%.
Speaker 5:Yes, they yes.
Speaker 3:So after she goes over some of the different items that are contained within this wallet, she uh, it becomes very obvious that she's like struggling to keep it together. She basically breaks down into tears at this point and she's like you can tell that she's snapping at some point. She does not have the same mind that she had when she came into this.
Speaker 4:Um. Let's see my sweet summer child.
Speaker 3:Ooh, good one. That was a good one. It came out of nowhere.
Speaker 5:You, alright, didn't even fucking. No warning, none, just Just snot, just right out my mouth, alright.
Speaker 3:Uh, so after that is the end of that last video, um, which is the part four to the terrifying night. So after this we get one called Margaret Watts. Now this is a video of?
Speaker 2:Did you say something about the fact that these are like these, ter? Aren't these terrifying nights dated and the days are like two days apart? So is she just like sitting on the floor in her bedroom for like two days at a time?
Speaker 3:So that's. That was one of the things that I was gonna. I wanted to bring up is that the dates on these are compared to like the work being done, and especially with the motivations behind said work.
Speaker 6:I feel like they would have done a lot fucking sooner Like way sooner.
Speaker 4:Like wait, it's out there. If I'm noticing some weird spirit shit or something like this, I'm catching it live and on camera Bitch, get a hotel room. What is you doing? Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Get the fuck out of my house. All the, all the. Get the fuck out of that house, man, the terrifying night videos, all of them. They get uploaded two days apart.
Speaker 1:The moment she's next to one is it's not the upload dates either.
Speaker 2:It's the dates in the titles.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Which leads me to believe that she's sitting on her bedroom floor for two days at a time.
Speaker 3:Right Like eight. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense, and from what she said in the description, she said that she would upload more than in a day or so, so it leads me to believe that she's breaking these videos up, but also from what I know about video editing, why the fuck would you do that?
Speaker 4:So the moment. That's another. The moment I saw the silhouette of a man outside my door, I'd be like I'm going to a holiday and I'm checking in for at least a week. I'd be like, oh weird.
Speaker 3:I don't live here anymore.
Speaker 6:Yeah, weird how that works Weird. Um.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so the dates are all wonky. They're several days apart, and so afterit's two days apart from all the terrifying night videos, and then it's a solid five days after she uploads again with the Margaret Watts video. And I know everyone's busy, everyone gets burnt out and they work and stuff, but if I'm going home to a house that's doing this shit. What does she do? See, that's the other thing. I have no idea what she does for work.
Speaker 2:Oh no, she doesn't do anything.
Speaker 3:She doesn't work. She's on Monster all the time, oh yeah.
Speaker 5:She's on Monster, all the time looking for a job. She's job-losing. She was supposed to have one with the gym and they told her now fuck off. And she was like I'm good, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3:So she does nothing, which means she has just a bunch of free time, so I guess that makes a little bit more sense. So she goes on a researching rampage and she gets all the information she can about Margaret Watts and she ends up finding the phone number to a house and she calls it and a man picks up and Louise says that she's looking for Margaret and the guy says he has this weird reaction to it, like what, why, like, why are you looking for Margaret? And he gets like a little bit upset that she's asking for her and he's like why, like, what are you doing? Well, we learned that Margaret has been like the man we're speaking to is J-Watts, the other person that's listed on the checkbook and we also JJ Abrams.
Speaker 1:It's a pen name Ice JJ Fish. No, no, no.
Speaker 4:He delivered Panda Express to my work the other day. You toldagain yeah, again.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you had multiple run-ins with this man.
Speaker 6:I know, yeah, both Panda Express deliveries.
Speaker 4:Pretty great yeah. Life works in mysterious ways.
Speaker 3:Soit moves in mysterious ways. So we learned that J-Watts is the man that's also on the phone now as well. He says yeah, I'm J-Watts, like that'sMargaret was my wife. But the weird thing is that she's been missing for the last 10 years and I kind of gave up looking for her a couple years ago, like it just was not happening and I had to move on. And they start talking about stuff and they talk about this information for a long time and he just seemed super incredulous and just like shocked that somebody is calling him about it. And she says that she found her wallet, she's got her driver's license. Because he even says something to the effect of you, you must have found somebody else's information you had to have. She's like no, I've got the driver's license. It says Margaret Watts, and then your name is attached to the checkbook. This thatand the conversation eventually peters out and he exclaims that he wants to get in contact with her and like show face to face and talk to her before they can actually make plans. He ends up freaking out and like getting off the phone and hanging up and the line goes dead and she just Louise, just starts repeating that like this isn't good, like this isn't good. And then she shuts the camera off and that's the end of the video.
Speaker 3:The next one, called Really Weird, which is uploaded on June 15th of 2007. And it's Louise and she shows us her door, which is unlocked and the key is missing, or so she says. She tells us that every night before bed she always locks the door and puts the key in the same place, and she does a close up. We see the key is missing, we see the door is unlocked and she's just, she's just freaking out pacing. Honestly, her mind is like cracking at this point. And then she goes.
Speaker 3:I actually found the key. It was sitting right here on my floor but it's covered in mud. She close ups it and you see a bunch of mud on like the actual key portion of it. It's like filling the hole to put it on a key ring. And then she like freaks for a second again. She says it's moving by itself and you see the key start to like roll towards the end of her hand and it shoots out of her hand. She screams and the video goes dead again. Next video we get is called EVP recording. Yeah, and Doug had told me this earlier and honestly I, when we were picking sections for this. I didn't really know how this this got broken up, so all of the information is is in these last videos. This is where you get all the closure.
Speaker 4:Yeah, this is, this is all the fun stuff right here. Yeah, oh yeah. This is the GABA to the ghoul, the GABA to the ghoul.
Speaker 3:So this next one's called EVP recording Two GABA to ghoul, two GABA for ghoul, two GABA for ghoul mortals.
Speaker 6:It all ties together.
Speaker 3:It's just one big or a mad lib. So EVP recording this, it says June 18th 2007. And in this one, louise goes into her bedroom and it's dark out, or it's dark in her bedroom. She essentially she pulls the wallet out that she found and all the different items that were contained within onto her bed and then she pulls a tape recorder out and she says I'm going to do an EVP recording, I intend to ask this ghost some questions and we're going to see what happens. And then she goes through her list of questions and she asks things like is there anyone here? Can I ask you a few questions? Are you Margaret Watts? Et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 3:But she always she ends with the question what do you want? And she sounds a little shaken up when she's saying it and so she stops recording, she rewinds it and she plays the whole thing back and then nothing weird happens. Nothing weird happens. She goes through the whole thing. The very last question she asked, which was what do you want? She swears she hears something, and so she rewinds it, cranks the volume and she plays it. I have no fucking idea what would said. You could definitely hear a male voice and it's like a deep voice.
Speaker 4:To me it kind of sounded like like leave my home, yeah, get out of my home. The generic kind of.
Speaker 3:I thought I heard like get out or something like that. But I thought, it was like.
Speaker 5:It was like show Bob's show.
Speaker 3:And the gene, and the gene and the gene. Yeah, it's really hard to make out. You can kind of infer, like, the direction of the message from the context, but you can't really hear exactly what it says. So after this she freaks the fuck out, starts screaming a bunch more and the video cuts very quickly. Okay, wowie, sally, wow.
Speaker 1:Robert.
Speaker 3:Zubbert Wow, it sounds weird without saying that the Wallace Hit the Wallace of Salists. So after the EVP recording video, we oh I'm sorry, not the EVP recording the worst night ever video is the next one coming up? I think I just started talking about that. Is that right? It's been. It's been five minutes since.
Speaker 2:I was talking. I don't remember exactly what I was talking about. I'm talking to a lot of emotional stuff.
Speaker 5:I don't have a single remember.
Speaker 4:That's fair, my man's on the roller coaster.
Speaker 3:I'm almost positive. I was talking, I was starting to talk about worst night ever, which was uploaded on June 24th of 2007. And considering some of the videos we've seen in the past 30 some odd episodes of this if this is the worst night, you're about to have a bad fucking time. So this, this video opens up, with Louise talking about how much, about how she caught her hand in her bedroom.
Speaker 3:She caught a hand in her bedroom window on camera, and there's nobody home that night to to go out to like to do that and she's like freaking out, she's hyperventilating, she's like going in circles kind of. She talks about how she packed a bag and she's ready to go. She can't stay there anymore. And as she's talking, she hears this super loud bang off off camera and she like stops and she like looks around and she starts cautiously investigating her door and then she goes up to it. Something like bang, super loud against her door, she screams and she runs outside into the street from here. She like looks around, looks for like an exit and she goes oh right, I have a car. And she goes through a car and she looks at it and there's fucking.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah, yeah, I have an escape route, right.
Speaker 3:I can go places.
Speaker 5:She looks at a car, white people in a haunted house 100% 100%.
Speaker 3:So she, she sees her car, she gets through a car and she looks at it. She goes, Holy shit. There's someone in the car.
Speaker 3:She sees somebody sitting in her car or nor and she goes Fuck, I like there's somebody in my car, Like I'm freaking out, I don't know what to do. So she goes back inside and she's muttering to herself and she's very clearly losing her mind and she's muttering about how she doesn't know where to go. And she gets inside and she stops and she freezes and there was a door on the way out that she slammed shut while she was running away. And she gets. She gets back inside and she sees that door and it's now about halfway open and she knows for a fact that she closed it because she had to get out that door to get out of the house and that was the door she slammed.
Speaker 4:So she's not really a point. Yeah, she made a point to be like oh no, I, I closed that door and she's kind of like scared, but like she's not like freaking out. She's like oh, I remember closing this door. There's a lot of shit happening. That's the last thing on the list of like. Oh, I thought I closed that door Well she's a man in your car there's a man in the house.
Speaker 5:She also says that like 40 different times throughout this fucking series.
Speaker 3:If there were a quote from this series, it would be. I thought I closed the door because that that happened the like the first time she was dealing with this, when she was trapped in a lounge and she was trying to work up the courage to go open her bedroom door. That was like it's a trope here is that close that door?
Speaker 6:Me self.
Speaker 3:Yeah, close that door in it. And they don't stay closed, they just don't. So she goes back inside, she sees the doors closed and she she softly says that she closed that, and right as she finishes that sentence, the door opens a little bit more like there's someone behind it, and she screams her fucking head off and from here she sprints directly to the bathroom, and this scene reminded me so much of post content from like the very end of that series when he sprints in the bathroom and then gets like dragged the fuck out of it, like the, the, the, seeing the door and the handle, it just it reminded me of it and it flooded my brain with post content.
Speaker 3:So that's where my brain was at for this episode.
Speaker 5:Is it have we been doing this long enough where we can start like revisiting topics? Oh yeah, 100%.
Speaker 3:Let us know, Let us go Redux If you guys, if you've been here for a while.
Speaker 5:do you want to listen to the same shit again? Let us know. Send us an email, Maybe a face.
Speaker 2:This house has people in it. No, no.
Speaker 6:Go our flag. This is yes, this is our flag. We'll do.
Speaker 3:Ash Vlogs part two.
Speaker 5:part two yeah, ash Vlogs. It'll be great.
Speaker 3:We just did it, but we'll do it again. We'll do it again. Fuck it, I can't do it again.
Speaker 3:Ash Vlogs month, let's go so. So Louise is in the bathroom now and she's freaking out, she's hyperventilating and she's like trying to process what's happening. And as she does, she becomes increasingly more terrified of everything around her, her whimper to start to grow more into cries and as that happens, the bathroom door handle turns and like almost starts to open and she races to hold the door shut. When she gets there, she starts hyperventilating and she's just breathing super hard. There's tears running down her face and she starts breathing like faster and faster and it's almost like it's harder for her to take a full breath and at the end she's like really struggling to take a breath and as the lights go out, she's like oh, the battery is going to die on my camera, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yep, that's right. The battery was dying on her camera, so the light actually for the for the camera goes out before the recording stops, and which always happens when your battery dies.
Speaker 4:It doesn't just everything off, it just kind of stretch over the course of three, three, fourths of a second Right, yeah, no, nothing to read into here.
Speaker 3:So as the light dies, she does exclaim and she, like she tries to yell out more or less, but it's in very labored breathing that she can't breathe. It's almost like something's sucking the air right over her lungs. So she's saying that she can't breathe and the video cuts and we're done there. After this we get a video called Lizzie's here, and this one I do want to read off the description for this one. It says hi all, lou and Lizzie here. Lizzie's come to stay and we are getting drunk. We've got a week of relaxing planned. We're going to be seeing the sights and getting drunk. Sorry, that was Lizzie, I'll let her have her own. Say now, lizzie here. Hi all of Louise's friends. I've come to cheer Lou up. The video you are about to watch has been edited to remove all references to Joel. I'm being budged off the keyboard now, so I have to let you go. See you soon, lizzie. It's Lou back now. Here's to a cool week free of strangeness. We'll shoot some videos over the week and post them. If anyone has emailed me and I haven't gotten back to them, I'm sorry, I'll mail you soon. Love lots, lou and Lizzie.
Speaker 3:So in this video we learned that Lizzie is back in the London area. If you'll remember, this is the friend that lived, I think, in Northern London. Well, lou is in South London, so she's back and they are hanging out and apparently they she's here to essentially help cheer Lou up because she's had a fucking, a fucking time. They talk about lose fish. I mean they just they try to keep her mind off of everything. They spend a lot of time on the aquarium and like what's in there, how long they've had them. She says she got the whole thing for like 15 pounds plus another one, so she's got two total fish tanks and that's helping keep her mind off things. And then there's a. They talk about the weirdness that's been happening and she mentions that her coat is missing from the laundry room where she put it. And at the end of the sentence the audio goes super, super glitchy and slow. It's almost like it slows down by like two fold the video actually does that.
Speaker 4:It's a couple times through a couple of videos. It does that, yeah, and it's after this happens. You usually in the video or video which is yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the video cuts out right after the audio starts going super slow, and that same thing happens here. So after all of that happens, after the dead video is done, there's a. The rest of the video is essentially about them drinking and asking about uh, lose friends, lizzie's friends where they've been, what they've been doing, and essentially just catching up. There's not a whole lot of strangeness to this, aside from the mention of her coat going missing from the laundry room after she put it there Like that was a very, very quick cut to some weirdness. And then finally, finally, we get to the very last video in this entire series and it's simply called Please Help. In All Caps, and this one, the description is very important, honestly. So if you haven't read it, go read it. But it says don't.
Speaker 3:I don't know what's been going on. When I got into the bedroom a few minutes later, lou wasn't there. I don't understand where she could have gone. There was just her mobile phone and the camera. This is what was on the tape. Are you messing with me, lou? Because if you are, it isn't funny. Is this some kind of stunt? Does anyone on here know anything about it? Seriously, I'm really worried. This isn't like Lou at all. I've been back to the house and it's just like it was when I left it. It doesn't look like she's been back. I'm going to take this tape to the police so it might get pulled. Watch it while you can and please, if you can help, let me know. Thanks, lizzie.
Speaker 5:This is like the first time that we see a description actually matter. Yeah, this is it.
Speaker 3:I included a couple of my descriptions just to show you what they were going to be like, but this is one of.
Speaker 4:this is the one that, like this one, matters, and this video makes no sense without this description, like at all, the video itself is strange to me because like it's just two gals hanging out in a haunted house Right and there's like nothing happens.
Speaker 3:It doesn't look like anything actually happens. Well, there's feet.
Speaker 4:There's feet. Oh no, a lot happens in this video but like the weird thing is, it starts off like the last video ended, with her like gasping in the bathroom for air because some say I can't breathe. He's like fucking with her. And then the next video is her hanging out with her friend drinking wine in the house like nothing happened.
Speaker 5:Well, so this is the thing, this is how I interpreted this video, and I don't I don't really know there's no like yes or no for how this like how you're supposed to interpret like a lot of these right? So yeah, when I was watching this one, the like kind of like jarring jump that we take from the last episode to this episode we get what I like to trope in like a typical, like paranormal episode of something as the are they possessed yet or not?
Speaker 5:Because that's kind of the vibe you get where it is when someone knows they're in a fucking haunted house and they start acting like it's normal and then bringing others into the situation is when you're like that bitch is possessed now, huh, it goes from like zero to a hundred.
Speaker 3:So because like nothing's happening and the lights go out and then just shit hits the fan and then it's just, it's a dead sprint all the way to the end and the end well, we'll get there in just a second. So, yeah, so again. So the last part of this description. So after she gives her thanks, she says I got cold feet last night and I pulled this vid. I wasn't sure if showing it was the right thing to do. I'm posting it again now as I'd like anyone who knows anything about what's happened to come forward. I'm going to the police tomorrow, so if anyone knows anything about Lou's disappearance, please get in touch now. Thanks, so that's a super like foreboding message to read right before you're watching this video.
Speaker 3:Because, you go into this thing Like you see Lou, like in the last video, and honestly you see her the whole time in this video Like it's she's like happy. The last one too.
Speaker 4:She was, she was she was definitely crying in the bathroom and not being no, I mean when are like friends around, like you see, like that total shift of friends here and it's like when Lizzy shows up.
Speaker 5:I'm curious how many people actually read the description of a video before they watch it.
Speaker 2:Like see, that's a, that is I have to remind myself to even look at them when we do this shit.
Speaker 3:That is a learned behavior on my part, for sure, because before we started doing this I did not, but after, like I have, Like seriously, I don't know what you're talking about, but I just kicked my cat in the head on accident.
Speaker 4:Oh, so it happens in this, this final way. Now he's just to it, it's just.
Speaker 3:So in this, so in this video, with this this super ominous preface as the video description, here's what happens. This is a direct continuation from the last video. It actually replays the last two seconds of the how was it called? Not? Please help Lizzy's here? It's the last two seconds of Lizzy's here. It gets replayed at the very beginning of this video to let you know that this is happening right afterwards, and so it shows it and it keeps going afterwards and it's it's them talking for a second and then it cuts to black and the video, the camera, pops open again and we see Lou sleeping on the couch in the lounge and we hear Lizzy in the background saying like, hey, like, this is just me. I'm checking on Lou. I know she had told me that she's been struggling with a lot of stuff here lately and this was called me there's ghosts.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like there's some weird shit going on here. I'm just going to check everything out with this camera, just to give her and me some peace of mind. So she does. She takes a tour of Lou's house by herself just to check everything out, make sure everything's okay. And she's walking through. Everything looks fine in the bedroom. She walks out, she makes some comments about like she doesn't know why the house is set up like this or like this, that and the other, and just a bunch of comments by everything is just, it looks kind of normal. So everything looks normal. And there's a, there's a hard cut, and we come back to the video, and it shows Lizzy and Lou talking like frantically, like they're talking something through You're not sure what yet, though, but they're freaking out, they're like they're trying to you finally understand. They're trying to get out, they're trying to leave and they, for whatever fucking reason, they cannot.
Speaker 1:Thank you yeah they.
Speaker 4:I don't understand, because they're like they're trying to leave and they're like where are the keys?
Speaker 3:and she's like it's on the door and to go? No, it's not.
Speaker 2:I have doors in England that you can unlock without the key on the end.
Speaker 4:So we do get a. We are saying it's on the door, in the door.
Speaker 3:It's in the door. She leaves it in the door, leaves it on the door.
Speaker 5:It doesn't matter Either way. There was like this, like lock up on the top of the door, and she shows us yeah, she shows us exactly where she puts her keys.
Speaker 3:Every day the fuck leaves her keys in the lock. That's when it's literally it's. It's like a hook right above the lock. The British oh OK, it's just right there. So like she's showing that and she's screaming that, like they're not there, and Lizzy is like how do we get out? Why can't we get?
Speaker 4:out, she starts freaking out. She's like they're on the door. They're on the door.
Speaker 2:And at this point I'd be at the window.
Speaker 3:I just feel like for fucking chairs going through the window.
Speaker 4:Oh 100 percent, 100 percent. But this, like I like felt this, like the moment that she was like where are the keys? They're on the door. No, they're not.
Speaker 1:She's like they're on the door.
Speaker 2:I just started to panic immediately breaking down like I felt that the acting is incredible. Yeah, I saw anxiety with that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, 100 percent.
Speaker 2:Like her whimpering in the videos where she's like filming.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:So it's so believable.
Speaker 5:It's so convincing and she does such a good job I have so many things to say about this, but I need you to finish.
Speaker 3:So this last video it shows that's a fun conversation.
Speaker 2:I have so many critiques, I need you to stop.
Speaker 3:You just stop telling me how good it is. So one thing I will mention is that Lizzie does preface this by saying that it's about 11, 32 pm when this is happening, saying that lose a lightweight. And so she goes to the house, sees everything is fine and she's like OK, that's fine, comes back again. They're frantically trying to get the door open. The keys are missing, the lock won't open, even though it locks manually from the inside. When they're screaming they're trying to get out. I think Lizzie finally realizes what's happening, that they're trapped.
Speaker 5:I was happening right now. We're just immature, that's all that's happening.
Speaker 3:Yeah, 100% is something I said I don't realize.
Speaker 5:No, it was just me saying the thing and then Matt making it sexual.
Speaker 3:And now he's in good soul. Oh my God, the glasses are coming off. Wait for it.
Speaker 5:I don't even know what you're saying. I don't even know what you're saying.
Speaker 3:You just sell the Swedish chef.
Speaker 5:I just kicked my cat.
Speaker 6:I just heard it.
Speaker 3:That's convulsing. What is happening right now?
Speaker 5:It's because Mike keeps trying to talk but we can't understand a fucking word he's saying. And Doug kicking his cat again, oh yeah.
Speaker 6:No.
Speaker 5:I definitely did. He's like hanging out under my feet and I fucking took the CK right off his name.
Speaker 6:I just like. I imagine like a guy and a lady like that and he's just like super into it and he's just like no, no, hang on, I got a critique. He busts out like a clipboard. He's got like his glasses, like to the brain. He's just like so this is what you did wrong.
Speaker 5:Editors know cut this all, cut out all of this. Editors know not funny. Wow, he's always, because that's for sure, cut right for sure?
Speaker 3:Nope, it might not be, who knows? Either way. So Lizzie and Lou screaming bloody murder, the lights. As they're screaming, bloody murder, the lights go out. Lizzie screams something about looking for the trip box, which is the breaker box in an American. Lou goes to look outside, apparently, and as she goes to lock the door, someone like or like open the door. Someone just bangs the everything fuck out of the front door. So she screams again, runs back inside. Lou and Lizzie are standing facing each other like kind of debriefing about what's happening. Lou freaks out and turns the camera to her left and she says I swear to get like something touched me, I'm not sure what. So we see a shot of her arm. When we see like four different marks, almost like fingers, and the audio slows down a whole bunch, lizzie begins to panic a bunch and something has heard screaming from the other part of the another part of the house, and I know you wanted to say something about this, doug.
Speaker 5:No, I go ahead Okay.
Speaker 3:Oh no, I know it sounds like All right, it was, it was Mike.
Speaker 6:It was a, it was a, it was a, it was a well-hung scream. It was a, it was a, it was a, it was a. It sounds like when Tom gets like a hammer on his foot he's like it was legit. It was legit Just.
Speaker 3:It was a tuned down will help scream is what it was.
Speaker 5:Someone just turned to the base now, but yeah yeah, it was pretty good, yeah, it was pretty funny.
Speaker 3:I lost my shit when I heard that. So they start panicking. They hear this scream and Lizzie goes we have to get out of here. And she fucking bolts. So Lizzie bolts and she gets ahead of Lou and in the process, as they're running out of her bedroom, the door slams shut, which traps Lou inside and you can hear Lizzie on the other side saying like, oh my God, what's happening? Or like something like that. So Lou is locked inside her room and we see from Lou's perspective as she tries to get out. There's a bunch of banging, there's a bunch of frantic turning and we also see that the camera just like drop and then it just cuts. It's a super, super quick one after the other and that is fucking everything that we are left.
Speaker 4:It's not even just like a cut, it's like a slow-mo, like it slows down the audio cuts.
Speaker 2:It's very strange, it's very strange, yeah, but you do see the feet.
Speaker 4:You see some feet. You see some feet.
Speaker 5:They show feet for free Two pair Two pair Free feet Two pair Two pair feet, Two pair.
Speaker 4:Free for free. Air Force ones baby.
Speaker 2:Air Force. They're like long and gray and appendage yeah, they're not gray, it's, they're alien, for sure they're not.
Speaker 3:Don't belong to me. I mean they might.
Speaker 2:They're not. They're the Babylon as toes.
Speaker 3:This is the.
Speaker 4:Bob a Duke.
Speaker 3:Bob a Duke.
Speaker 5:Daddy Buk. Yeah, it ends very Key icon Scary.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Key icon.
Speaker 2:No, he, it ends very well, it ends very well. He has a top hat. Ask him for a friend.
Speaker 3:You know it's either like top or like supreme power. Bottom One of the two the.
Speaker 5:Bob a Ducie, he a bottom for sure.
Speaker 2:He's not just a bottom. He's not just a power bottom, he's a trampoline. He's a trampoline, oh.
Speaker 1:Holy shit, I see strong man, I'm strong with this gussie.
Speaker 4:So that's it, that's yeah, that's what we're left with, and that's it for done.
Speaker 3:From the description, we can surmise that Lizzie found a camera and a cell phone in the bedroom, but no person, which means what the fuck happened.
Speaker 4:It's wild because, like, do we want to?
Speaker 3:Question. I know we've kept this very secret.
Speaker 2:It's a left.
Speaker 5:Yeah, what a question, though. Who uploaded the last video, Lizzie?
Speaker 3:Lizzie, but how?
Speaker 5:does she have her fucking YouTube logins and shit.
Speaker 4:She had it before she comments about it.
Speaker 2:You think we're putting passwords on the.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, you're right, it was probably just past the password was password right, or it?
Speaker 3:was just like there, it was just linked to it was just. Louise, yeah, I mean she was typing in the last one, but that's because she had access. But maybe it was autofill. But what did autofill come out? Because I know autos saved didn't come out to 2008. Well, sure, just a year after this.
Speaker 4:Who knows, I thoroughly enjoyed this, like when it halfway through the first. I get it because, like this is, I would say, one of these starting like Unfictions. You know what I mean. Like this is one of them that started everything.
Speaker 5:It's. I don't know if I would consider this an unfiction. I would.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this is straight up a Fondant or yep.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I guess.
Speaker 4:I guess what would I say? Unfiction? I mean it's written off as not a movie. It looks like it's a blog. It's all on YouTube.
Speaker 1:It's not in the jayson's yeah, they're right at all yeah exactly.
Speaker 4:No, yeah, and that's like a park.
Speaker 6:Park.
Speaker 4:No, I feel that, though I enjoyed it, I think, because it was so such a new genre. They didn't know what to do, which would explain the like, the, the, the first half of bullshit, what that you don't really need?
Speaker 2:I think the first half of bullshit though. They could use it at the setting in the care.
Speaker 4:Yes, I think they could have done more with it than what they did, though Is what I mean.
Speaker 2:I don't think they needed to, honestly, I think if they would have done any more isn't like the first 30 minutes of paranormal activity bullshit, it's all bullshit.
Speaker 3:It's all you're trying, it's so yeah, the my thought process is just like with any fountain footage horror movie You're trying to set up some sense of normalcy. You're trying to make the main characters look like they're normal fucking human beings, and that's almost all of the Blair Witch project bullshit.
Speaker 4:I'm looking at too much like it's a movie, because I get a movie like Even in the beginning if there's bullshit in the beginning of it, they sprinkle in Like, like it's fast and like hints of what's gonna happen, like, for example, like where she finds like the coin. Yeah, in this Introduced that like day one, because in the first video she's like I've been here for ten days, but that's not even.
Speaker 5:Yeah, like day ten is a minute and a half in right now. I'm saying so like mm-hmm, it's, it's hard.
Speaker 1:They have to.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I agree with you saying, they have to sprinkle in that normalcy first, to make it seem like oh, here's a character that we can, like you know, identify with.
Speaker 3:This person is not an actor. Here's the thing?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I set up the. Why is she in a new location which they?
Speaker 4:did. Yeah, exactly that's why you have two videos of Scooby-Doo shampoo or whatever right. Yes, you're right, I'm also of the entire video.
Speaker 2:if the entire series is like hey, I'm blogging for my family and shit like immediately starts going down, it's Un, it's totally unbelievable and also it doesn't matter anymore, like, yeah, none of the shit you were just talking about like matters at all.
Speaker 4:There's like there's a couple things that I want to bring up with this as well that like so I know, matt, you mentioned before it this, this whole thing. It benefits and Hurts by it being made 16 years ago on a shitty camera. Yeah, it benefits it because you can hide a lot of like the effects or whatever and everything seems more real because it's such low quality, right.
Speaker 4:But I think that also hurts it, because some of the things where she's like like, for example, she's like oh, there's someone in my car, I couldn't see, fucking shit.
Speaker 5:I couldn't be honest. I didn't see shit.
Speaker 4:I feel like really yeah, I feel like some of the.
Speaker 5:I like, I thought I did, but I was like I don't know if I really did or not.
Speaker 3:That one was super fucking obvious, like I saw that before she said anything.
Speaker 5:Well, it looked like a hooded figure, but at the same time I was like what the fuck am I looking at like? I wasn't like a.
Speaker 4:Thousand that I knew what I was looking at.
Speaker 1:But when she said it I was like yeah yeah, I wouldn't have known you because, you just can't tell yeah and like, but I mean, I feel like it was a modern day thing.
Speaker 4:Yeah, if it was a modern day thing and we had the better camera and everything, you would be able to see that better.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah again. I feel like part of the mystique said you can't hide in professions as well.
Speaker 4:I feel like, yeah, and that's what I'm saying, like it would have helped if I could see it better. But at the same time I feel like part of this is the mystique and the suspense is I can't fully see what she sees and I think that adds to the, the horror a little bit, like I don't know what's freaking her out.
Speaker 2:I can't really see it all the way. Lets you invent the horror by filling in the gaps in your own. Yeah, cuz yeah oh yeah around the apartment stuff You're like did I just see something?
Speaker 3:Yes, yeah, but again, that's what I was saying before, because everything's pixelated down, because that's that's part of why I think that's where my enjoyment from this part came, or this whole series came is simply because those super pixelated, like Not fully detailed things like my brain could like would fill in gaps and like put things moving. Yeah, I both love the fucking bush that we were talking about earlier. I wholeheartedly, for a solid minute while I was watching this, I thought for a fact that that was supposed to be like a monster or some sort of person.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5:Well, see, that's the thing. That's. That's exactly what I was talking about earlier, when I was like I am so conditioned To be looking past what I'm watching now that I'm like alright, there's like I'm looking in the corners of shots instead of actually watching the shot.
Speaker 2:So like there's this shot where she opens her bedroom door and there's a coat hanging on the front door.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, dude same. Oh yeah, I know exactly what shot you're talking about. Yeah it.
Speaker 4:Again, I both love and hate that. It's low quality. I love it because it helps and I hate it because it doesn't help at the same time. Very weird, I like it, it.
Speaker 5:I think I think the reason I like it in this one is because it almost brings me back to kept their e. Yeah, because it's almost that low quality and that like that kind of like Grainyness to where what you're seeing is like they even do this. It's almost like unparalleled how how the shots in this and kept their e actually do the same kind of like Spooking yeah, minus, like the cryptic, like second and a half shots.
Speaker 5:And yeah, right, right, he has a whole it's an energy like yeah, they knew what they were doing right, whereas this was, like, literally just meant to be.
Speaker 4:Since we're here um just wait till we do our low quality shit on this bad boy Just basically take Mike's camera Fucking mini VHS baby.
Speaker 3:But can you play that like a trumpet?
Speaker 1:Boing.
Speaker 4:Let me like a trumpet, more like a tuba, cause your cock is so fat, that's cock. Thank you.
Speaker 5:Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3:Hey man, if you're ever looking for a blow job, I know a guy.
Speaker 5:So can we all agree that this was done well for being 16 years old?
Speaker 3:Yeah, this was a fucking masterpiece for being 16 years old and I know like I wanted to try and present this like that. It was actually a girl.
Speaker 4:There's shit today that can't hold up to this.
Speaker 2:Oh, 100%, and that's kind of my point is that I think this is way better than like lots of Tik Tok, words and shit 100% yeah, some.
Speaker 4:of the shit we've talked about.
Speaker 2:I know we've got something to do with the fact that it was made by a filmmaker.
Speaker 4:I was about to say. I know I kind of ripped the band-aid off early, but yeah, back in like 2007 when this, when this was being made, a lot of people thought it was fucking real.
Speaker 5:Oh, it wasn't until just read the fucking comments Date.
Speaker 3:That yeah it wasn't until about 2010.
Speaker 3:Most of them thought this was real, but that also led us created into the fact that this is like one of the earlier YouTube AR, like yeah, honestly, mike, I'm going to lend some credence to the fact that you call this an unfiction simply because, like, in the loosest sense of the word, it is because it's. It's not fiction, but it's not nonfiction, it's an unfiction. It's not real, but it's not not real, it's as real as your brain lets you make it, and that's kind of why this was so impressive 16 years ago, because that didn't really fucking exist.
Speaker 5:Which is upsetting, because I feel like it's definitely immersive and I don't think it got the. I don't think this really got the credit it deserved because they did it so early on in the YouTube world 16 years ago and the most popular video has under 300,000 views.
Speaker 3:Right, and that's that's kind of.
Speaker 4:They have one that's about 500,000, I think the last one Either way under a million.
Speaker 3:It's under a million, like 16 years.
Speaker 5:Yeah, Jesus, and that I mean that's saying something, though, like for us, like I feel like we've become kind of, like you know, internet horror snobs, essentially, yeah. Yet here we are looking at this like and I hate to say it almost ancient piece of media.
Speaker 3:16 years is ancient when it comes to the internet.
Speaker 5:That is doing better than some things that we've covered in the past. You know, couple years, yeah, 100% and that and that's kind of that's kind of awesome because a it feeds into my love of just like found footage, horror films, but it also kind of feeds into the like they were doing something different before. We were saying people needed to start doing something different. Right, Like we didn't even realize.
Speaker 2:And I'll say it again, and I know I really upset some people, but I really think a lot of it has to do with the fact that in 2007, people weren't making money on YouTube.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, people weren't doing stuff with that intention.
Speaker 5:I love that.
Speaker 2:I know that this was like an audition for this actress and that this was like a film that was made by a filmmaker, but it's like he didn't even put his name on it. Right, and there was like hey, YouTube is this cool thing, let's do it.
Speaker 3:Let's fuck it, let's do it.
Speaker 5:And it's fun because she was like super humble about it she's like no, no, no, she's like, I'm not the star. The writers, the star.
Speaker 3:Speaking of that, do we want to talk about the interview? That might as well.
Speaker 4:So so, before we touch on it again, a lot of people thought this was real up until about three years later, in 2010, when we finally got like an interview, yeah, an article about this.
Speaker 5:This was from 2022.
Speaker 3:No, yeah, dude, this is last year.
Speaker 4:This is in 2022. There's one from 2010 by the Venetian that I read.
Speaker 1:Okay, cover this.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the Venetian you go ahead the Venetian, but they covered it as well. But yeah, go ahead and go into it a little bit if you'd like.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, I mean so, penis, there was an interview with the actress that played Louise Paxton from the, and this is kind of where we get the information that this was called in the dark because nowhere, yeah, you don't know that. It doesn't say that shit anywhere, but this is where we get it and it's by. So the person who plays Louise Paxton- is an actress.
Speaker 3:Yeah, named Zoe Richards, and yep, you are right, it's VenetianVasecouk. I don't know how credible that is or anything, but this is a whole interview with Zoe, who plays the part of Louise Paxton.
Speaker 4:I think the Venetian also interviewed the director, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but I'm going to touch on just the. It was not long, it was a super short piece and it basically goes over the fact that it confirms that this was a fiction piece and it confirms that there were people paid to play the parts. So everybody who was worried that this was actually like a thing that was going on, they can calm their fucking tits about it.
Speaker 5:Yeah, there was a lot of people going like hey, please, please like reach out. Please reach out. Louise, please like reach out like someone like message me back.
Speaker 4:You don't have to, though. A lot of those were fake as well. The director in one of the interviews that said, I was the one doing a lot of the comments. Yeah, you can.
Speaker 3:I will say you can tell the ones that like were, and I think this is just simply because we've researched so many of like these similar topics where people your sag insurance is about to expire. That's one of the comments. But no like we've gone through so many fucking YouTube comments that we can tell the difference between like a plant that's supposed to be there versus like.
Speaker 2:I'm not, I'm an idiot. Well, I think there's one thing that's really funny is that I appreciate there.
Speaker 5:There was like one person I forget the name that was like definitely a branded fucking comment is like rag I think. But there was, there was another person. It was like they were like hey, I'm not trying to like poo poo on your videos, but like why the fuck is the police not involved at this point? Yeah, they just like wouldn't shut the fuck up about every video and it was like literally every video, every comment, like it was the same thing.
Speaker 5:And it was like, bro, like chill out, like how are you not understanding what's happening at this point?
Speaker 4:Right, Well, keep in mind, this was like 2007.
Speaker 5:I get it, but like at this point, like oh no, paranormal shit's happening and they keep uploading videos to YouTube, like get your head out of your fucking ass, because it wasn't 2008 yet, so nobody could be 2000 late, fuck.
Speaker 3:I mean, I kind of want to, I kind of want to look into, like, the believability for 2007, because, again, that's when paranormal activity came out and I'm going to go ahead and say it. That's when, like the mainstream started to be, like they got alerted to the fact that, hey, there's a whole genre of movie called found footage horror that toes the line of fiction and well, found footage in general I feel like was kind of getting over because we had Cloverfield come out around right, oh yeah.
Speaker 5:I think there's actually an original. There's an original found footage and I don't. I don't actually think it's the, the alien one the McPherson tapes.
Speaker 3:Mcpherson tapes.
Speaker 5:That's the original found footage film that's from like the 80s, right late 80s, I want to say it's early 90s early 90s Okay, I mean Blair, which was almost 10 years before 96, 97.
Speaker 3:So like this this trope has been around for a bit, I will say they did a fantastic job with what they did.
Speaker 5:I honestly I think I think YouTube was a cool way to do it, but they would have. I think they would have struck gold if they would have just made a movie, like they would have.
Speaker 4:I disagree personally, see, I don't think there is as much of a premise here to make it a one, just a one shot hour and a half long thing. I think breaking it up into small YouTube segment chunks work perfectly.
Speaker 5:You know, I think they would have, I will, I would have. I would have assumed that they would have done it different if it was a feature length film, though, like Plus that's just.
Speaker 2:I've said somebody else. I'd rather watch an hour and a half of this uncut and watch Skinner Inc again.
Speaker 3:Dude, I still have not watched that and I need to.
Speaker 5:Skinner Inc is fine for what it is it's. It's it's just an art piece and that's really all I can say about it.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 5:It's not something that's not one of my favorites, that's for sure.
Speaker 4:I hear it's just a giant atmospheric piece and that's about it.
Speaker 5:It's supposed to make you feel like you're like a little kid and you don't know what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 3:Essentially, what you have to do is take a peyote before you fucking watch it, and then it'll work.
Speaker 2:Cool, it's just fine, that's really all I can say about this is devolving into a let's keep the movie.
Speaker 4:talk to dad, we can't not talk about it.
Speaker 5:But I actually did want to say one thing about this that I think they did well. Is that so like for someone that I like?
Speaker 5:I am a big found footage fan, like I love watching found footage and I love the love of found footage there is a certain amount of dread and like uneasiness that comes with doing these, where when you're watching it and like it almost comes from like that, like the shakiness of the camera and the, the, the exasperated fucking whining that comes from the, the character behind the camera, where a lot of the things that I would really like basically base what I think is scary off of now kind of comes into play with the movie Hell House.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh, my God.
Speaker 5:Because I think that is a terrifying movie.
Speaker 3:That's one of the most terrifying movies that I've ever seen.
Speaker 5:I think for what they did in 2007, where they basically don't show you anything, almost amplifies the scary factor for this series, even though it lets your mind flood itself with its biggest fears right.
Speaker 2:Unbridled affection Never going to end.
Speaker 5:This has been. Don't look at this. Slap your pains against your beans, guys. Goodbye. And now we stop. We just stop right here. Wouldn't that be some shit? Okay, no, but yeah. Okay, we're just gonna Game with.
Speaker 3:I'm gay, we can just stop you Like we're just fucking hard cut done episode.
Speaker 2:I kind of just like cut it off there All right?
Speaker 1:well, this was a thing and we talked about it.
Speaker 4:Nope, you know how you know, but no, we have to shout out, shout out.
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