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Don't look under the internet. I did something. Did you sleep? Did you go to sleep and you threw your back out? Honestly, yeah, that's exactly what happened. Two nights ago I went to bed and I woke up and I was like, oh god, this sucks. And then last night I woke up at 3.30 and I'm like I can't move.
Speaker 4Do you remember a time where you could have been like, yeah, I fell down 19 flights of stairs yesterday and I woke up today and then I ran a 5k and I was fine.
Speaker 2I don't, but I watched you do it twice. Yeah, you watched me miss all the stairs and just hit a door.
Speaker 3Hey guys, you've seen me do that too. I wish I saw it, but I saw the aftermath.
Speaker 4What does it mean stairs? I literally just fell forward and missed every stair and went through a door.
Speaker 2It always reminds me of in that scene from Deadpool 2, when they're all skydiving, oh yeah and the guy with the mustache, and he's just Peter. Yeah, Peter, he looked like him just going down the stairs.
Speaker 4You're my sugar bear, yeah, 100%, hello, everyone Hello.
Speaker 2Welcome, wait, welcome, you gotta. No, it's like an acapella.
Speaker 4Okay, got you.
Speaker 2Okay, welcome.
Speaker 4Welcome, hello.
Speaker 1Nailed it, fucking nailed it. We did it. Yeah, we did it, man. Good job Thanks.
Speaker 3So you guys are gonna do something.
Speaker 2I think you all will notice something we're in the same room. Yeah, we're in the same room. It's diluted classic.
Speaker 4We don't have that pervert mat with us today, that's like the word of the day. That's how you introduced me to your child today.
Speaker 2I know. Well, it's just a fun word to say Pervert, you got the hard.
Speaker 4B, but you said sex pervert, like you specified.
Speaker 3I'm not wrong you told your less than one year old child that this was a sex pervert. You introduced me as a sex pervert, am.
Speaker 4I wrong or am?
Speaker 3I.
Speaker 4No, but I just think I should be able to divulge that.
Speaker 2I want to share that about you.
Speaker 3You're deeply obligated to let you know. You outed him and that's not cool, it's not cool man.
Speaker 2You're trapped in your sex dungeon.
Speaker 4Let me know I can't finish that sentence. Let's just keep moving forward.
Speaker 3We're getting off topic here.
Speaker 2Yeah, we're back in the same room. Hello everyone, Don't look under the internet the show where us three haven't been in a room recording together in Since I think Like a year, almost.
Speaker 3No, not a year, but what episode did we do? I was here last week?
Speaker 2Yes, but all three of us.
Speaker 3No, you were with us, for Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared.
Speaker 2One of the episodes yeah, that was a sweaty night. We had to share a microphone.
Speaker 1I remember that night, I guess sweaty just thinking about it.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's been a minute, but I'm excited for it and, who knows, maybe this will come back to being the norm. It depends on if we wake a sleeping baby tonight or not?
Speaker 4Yeah, if that happens, that's just.
Speaker 2Then it won't become a norm, because it's done. I like when my wife doesn't rip my testicles out.
Speaker 1She already did bro.
Speaker 2No, I haven't had a vasectomy yet. I still have my penis.
Speaker 4You might, I would do that and not tell her yeah, that's what vasectomies are Penis removal.
Speaker 2Yeah, exactly, obviously, stay away from that.
Speaker 4You leave a penis alone.
Speaker 3Penis way too hot. It's a.
Speaker 2Brooklyn Nine-Nine reference.
Speaker 3Which is RIP, don't Try.
Speaker 1Don't don't, don't, why, why, my Captain?
Speaker 2Holt.
Speaker 3That was the. I think that's the one that hurt the most out of every this year. That hurt, yeah, that's like right up there with like Chester Bennington, you know.
Speaker 4Yeah, I mean that one hit me a little harder.
Speaker 2Chadwick Boseman, Stanley, Stanley. He had a good life though.
Speaker 3I'm not upset about. Stanley.
Speaker 4He had a very good life.
Speaker 3He was about to be on borrowed time, I mean he probably practically already was on borrowed time. He was already on borrowed time no.
Speaker 2Andre, it's RIP to a real one. Hey, what are we talking about today? What?
Speaker 4are we doing?
Speaker 2I don't even know, so, because we got together, we thought it's still a silly one today, do we?
Speaker 3even like say welcome to Don't Look Under the Air. Yes, I do.
Speaker 2Welcome. Oh, I guess I didn't introduce our names, though, that's Doug.
Speaker 3Hey.
Speaker 2That's Jason what up, and I'm a talking vestibule. What you know, a vestibule.
Speaker 4Yes, like that.
Speaker 2No, please explain Actually.
Speaker 4I do Like a corner store.
Speaker 3Like a bodega. Like a bodega, all right.
Speaker 4I'm starting to think. You don't know what that is A vestibule.
Speaker 2Yes, yes, like a bodega.
Speaker 4I'm pretty sure A foyer.
Speaker 3I'm sure. Yeah, A vestibule. I thought it was like a table.
Speaker 4No, I thought it was like the foyer to a home.
Speaker 3I thought it was a Latin word, I'm so.
Speaker 4Let's look it up. I guess this is.
Speaker 3It's a hauler lobby next to the outer door of a building, oh shit.
Speaker 2So it's me a talking hauler lobby by the. What is it outside of a building?
Speaker 4It's literally a foyer.
Speaker 2It's the hall that leads from the inside to the outside, not foyer Right.
Speaker 3Yeah, I got it, so we're both wrong.
Speaker 2here it's solidary.
Speaker 3And I thought it was a table, so let's just move on from this topic.
Speaker 4Honestly, that was a very good intro to what we're actually doing today. I don't think we could have backed into anything better than that.
Speaker 2I want to start us off with a little douloudi, a little housekeeping A bum. Your head A little housekeeping the most sink it's going to be in quite some time, unless we're back next week. Here's the thing, y'all. Here's the thing when it comes to the housekeeping.
Speaker 3When it comes.
Speaker 2When it comes, the housekeeping when it comes, I don't really think I have any.
Speaker 3Why I missed last week's recording. So did you say all those sweet, sweet new patroons that we had? Here's the thing.
Speaker 2Here's the thing. Here's the thing, here's the thing. So we have these. I don't remember many of these names, but you guys are like we already said them all. That doesn't tell me anything, but you guys are like we already said them all. Were these the names that we said last time that I wasn't here? Yeah right, I don't remember. So I'm going to list off a couple and you're going to tell me if you're new or not Ready.
Speaker 3Okay, Guess who didn't listen to last week's episode no.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1I don't know, doug, so we have the Jelly.
Speaker 2Bean Goblin. We have Mage of Silence. Was I that drunk last time? Probably. We have Claire Aiden, that one sounds. We have GP Angel and Marshala John.
Speaker 3Did we?
Speaker 2have any new fourth wallers? This is the fourth wallers.
Speaker 1Oh my.
Speaker 4God.
Speaker 2Marshala Longjohn, marshala Longjohnson.
Speaker 1And if I go, into the patreons.
Speaker 2Oh my God, guess what we have. We have. We have a couple in patreons as well. We have Seeth or Seth. It looks like it's like death with an S. So Seth, death with.
Speaker 4S.
Speaker 2We have Mansai Sperm, aren't we all, though? And we have Lucas Woodward. I'm just going to say I think Mansai Sperm takes it up there with a jug of hot cheese.
Speaker 4Oh, it's close 100%. I cannot get over big jug of hot cheese and it was simply because Doug got broken when Uh-huh. What did I say it was like jig bug of hot cheese or some shit, Like you just were crying.
Speaker 3That sounds right. That sounds right. I love incorrect wordedness. I will say human size sperm.
Speaker 4You're close to taking the title. That's close. But big jug of hot cheese I love. You're still number one for sure.
Speaker 2I love incorrect jokes like words when it makes a fun joke. There's that one Reddit post of a guy and he's like I'm going to drink Nyquil and Dayquil at the same time, I'll let you guys know what happens. And his next post, like eight hours later, is just Hoppital.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's one of my favorites.
Speaker 2Oh, my God that shit gets me. Speaking of Reddit, though. Yeah, speaking of weird random ass shit on Reddit.
Speaker 3Or 4chan, or 4chan, or 4chan.
Speaker 2But first off, thank you to all you new members and subscribers. You can go to patreoncom or diluticom. Patreoncom, slash diluti pod, chucking something or chucking nothing, but you get bonus material, you get discounts on merch, you get exclusive merch. You just get some fun stuff. So go check it out, go become a member, make your daddy happy and by your daddy I mean me but on Reddit, okay, on Reddit, what we got going here today is a couple of fun little Okay, I'm taking the mouse away from me A couple of little Reddit stories, not so much stories, I think that's just goofy gaffes.
Speaker 4Oh shit, I can't I can't and whatnot I came.
Speaker 3If you're seeing this on YouTube, it's probably titled something like creepy, weird internet mysteries Top 50 weird internet mysteries.
Speaker 4Watch Mojo. Welcome to Watch Mojo.
Speaker 3Watch Mojo.
Speaker 2Today we're telling you a bunch of shit we've probably said in many of our other videos, and we're going to talk to you about it in the most mundane and dumb voice. Number five Burger King, burger King.
Speaker 3That is.
Speaker 2Now we're probably going to get sidetracked quite a bit because I miss having boys in my basement.
Speaker 4I know I had to.
Speaker 3I was going to say right there, but John Wayne Gacy Like Wayne Gacy over here, yeah well no.
Speaker 4I think this is more like what the fuck did I find on Reddit or, honestly, the internet?
Speaker 2We've done these before, but there are.
Speaker 4Why did I?
Speaker 3look under the internet.
Speaker 2Yeah, We've done these before, but they're always super fun. They're super easy to do when we need a break from deep divey shit, oh my.
Speaker 4God.
Speaker 2We're just calling it Reddit on Reddit, but it's fun and the algorithm loves when we talk about Reddit.
Speaker 4So here we are it really fucking does?
Speaker 2So we each came up with a little thing we found on the Reddit and none of us know.
Speaker 4And all of us know. None of us know any of the things that the other two of us have found which is fun. Because we get to experience the crazy just like they did.
Speaker 2It's a good time, Jason. You said you had a long one. Yeah, would you like to start us off, Pocky?
Speaker 4Okay, I have a couple of avenues that we can go. There is one that I really want to talk about, because I can't stop thinking about it. Let me hear daddy. Okay, so it is longer. I'm going to try to make it a little bit shorter.
Speaker 3You don't got to, are you sure? Just do a sum.
Speaker 1Are you?
Speaker 3sure, just do a quick, give me the clip.
Speaker 4Notes Are you sure about this, Mike? You want to be able to read all of that. No, I don't want you to do that.
Speaker 3I don't want to read that anymore. Yeah, give me the clip notes.
Speaker 4All right, so here's the clip notes. I found a subreddit called r slash fed legs and Fed legs. Yes, and this is a. So I'm going to show you guys as I kind of read through this, so just as this is a preview of what it kind of looks like. So the front page, you've got this woman like dressed in yellow and she's got yellow leggings on. It just says in Nashville, and there's another woman with yellow leggings and then there's another woman with yellow leggings. Do we see a theme? Okay, so yellow legs is the theme here. Okay, let's get into the about and this.
Speaker 2Did they just say woman with yellow legs? Is that the about?
Speaker 4This is no. It says a lot more, a lot, lot, lot more. So apparently this is a subreddit. And again, this is r slash fed legs, fedlegs. And it's all about this man named Charles Fed Ostrog, charles Fedleg, which I mean he becomes known as that, so he started something called Ostrog achievements, and it's he's more commonly known as Dr Fedleg in his little university he's got his doctorate.
Speaker 2I think I'm really not, is it the? Equivalent of a Dr Phil doctorate where he does not have it no longer.
Speaker 4I will throw rocks through your window. I will let you determine that after I talk about what he does Sound good. Yes, all right. So very simply says.
Speaker 4Dr Fedleg is a man with a vision and a mission to create a perfect world. This includes solving crisis after crisis, saving the planet's sentient and non sentient creatures, and to restore what he believes to be modesty to those who live on the earth. Dr Fedleg believes the women of the planet have lost just that. Provocative clothes seem to be treated as casual nature to them Short dresses, skirts, shorts and low cut tops. He is determined to restore order and has devised a way to do it simply, effectively and, in his mind, artistically.
Speaker 4And so it goes over like a bunch of reasoning about like where he came from. It goes over his history a little bit and apparently he grew up in a very, very broken home to one Harry and Chrissy Ostrog. Harry, his dad was very, very, I mean, he was a fucking pig. He talked about how he would not sexually or anything like that, but like, just abuse the shit out of his kids, and especially his daughter or Charles's sister, and he would always harp on her for, like, your clothes aren't appropriate, your dresses are too short, basically saying like you are not, you smoke too tough, you can't go like that and it's honestly reading this first part it got me so fucking angry because Just stop it.
Speaker 2Man Like your dress is yeah, sounds like one of those like yes, and he was.
Speaker 1And so this is his dad.
Speaker 4Yeah, so his son, Charles Ostrug, or Dr Fedleg. He grew up with his father just being a terrible, terrible person and the one instance that stood out in his mind was when he saw his sister come home super late and she was wearing a super short skirt and her dad came out of his bedroom and just lost his shit. He beat her, he beat his mother and a bunch of other stuff. Horrible, horrible story. After this happened, Charles left. He started his own practice, and you might be asking what that practice is.
Speaker 3I was gonna ask oh.
Speaker 4I'm gonna get there.
Speaker 3I don't know what kind of doctor it is.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, no, this is not going anywhere that you think it might be fucking going Um A cometary. So yeah, I know I mentioned earlier that modesty has left the world and it's mostly the women's fault, according to I did mention that earlier you're right.
Speaker 3I did hear Mike say that earlier too.
Speaker 4yeah, Now I will say I'm gonna just blanket statement this now None of us here actually agree with that kind of logic and thinking. This is just a story that we found on the internet. Jason doesn't speak for Doug. I'm trying so hard to keep us monetized right now, you guys are just pissing money away, whatever 30 cents a week. That's more than I had last week okay.
Speaker 2Is that what it is?
Speaker 3I don't know I have to look at the analytics oh yeah, it is, but so so he starts his own practice.
Speaker 4and what is his practice? Well, his practice is to bring modesty back to the world by forcibly painting women's legs yellow.
Speaker 3Oh, God that is just the most crazy thing I've ever heard in my life. What?
Speaker 2Y'all got fucking quiet as hell when.
Speaker 3I did that.
Speaker 4Because I stopped for fucking dramatic effect. And then that happened.
Speaker 3I was like, oh no, I can't not sneeze right now, holy shit, so go ahead, go ahead, what's up?
Speaker 2So he paints like on pictures or on like the actual ladies, the actual ladies.
Speaker 4So he has a practice and apparently he goes out and with his team and his team convinces women who have incredibly nice legs. That is their target. That's the caveat, because you have to have very nice legs and you have to be showing them off. No, no cankels no, cankels, I did not mean to hit that, I am sure.
Speaker 2Yep.
Speaker 4Okay. I even when he's not here. Moots here. Moot is here, oh God, he's sticking spoons in my ass right now, oh God. So, yes, this is his practice. He paints women's legs yellow, apparently. What that does? It removes the, the allure like the provocat the provocat provocativity, provocativity.
Speaker 2Provocativity. Yeah, that's it Honestly if anything, it just makes me more attracted to Simpson's character.
Speaker 4We'll see this, this Reddit, like if you go through it you're going to actually see where she is. There she is, Yep Look at this. March.
Speaker 3Simpson.
Speaker 2And now I'm more, and now I have a boner.
Speaker 4And then there's this one Like that's a video of someone. Yeah, that's someone just painting their foot gold. Some closeups and so.
Speaker 2I'm not a foot person. I don't understand the hype. You're fine, everyone's got them.
Speaker 4They do and I don't get it either.
Speaker 3That's what someone that does have a foot fetish would say. That's what they would say I don't know about the whole foot so this guy, dr Fedleg, is out there.
Speaker 4He's got a team of people that go out and apparently he expanded his team and trained other people to know how to verify. He's really got mentoring boots on the ground kind of thing, like he's got agents and he essentially he's got women that work for him too, and they apparently are the ones that help make other women feel more comfortable about this whole thing. I don't know fucking how.
Speaker 2No, no, it's not weird. Like hey, no, come with us With a spray paint can and he paints your legs yellow. No, I know, it's not as weird as you think. It actually feels very nice. It's very sexy, like very sexy.
Speaker 4We're going to sensual, it's just.
Speaker 2It's nice, it's sexy, but in a respectful way. Respectful way. I'm respectfully horny.
Speaker 4Respectfully horny. You're yellow now, so he's got this whole practice going on and so there is so much you saw the wall attacks that I showed you guys right, there is so much to this that I can't really go over it. It's this whole history of his family and why he does these things. The guy isn't religious. It's not a religious reason, and I thought that was where my mind went, like immediately, because the thing that whenever I hear someone shouting that women need to dress the way they want them to, that goes mostly with the Christian.
Speaker 2It's hand in hand with religious.
Speaker 4Just any type of religion always has some kind of commentary on what people wear, and it's mainly women, and that's all about control.
Speaker 2Laurie follows this one Jewish lady on Instagram and apparently if you're like and only it might be Orthodox Jew, but if you're like, super in it, like following and it to win it In it. To win it Like you're not allowed to show other people your hair. Yeah, this woman's got a full head of hair, but she has to wear a wig out. Yep, and what? And when it's her time of the month. She's seen as in pure and the husband will not touch her. They won't sleep in the same bed because she's dirty.
Speaker 4That means on Sundays they literally don't do anything, which means they hire someone called a Shabbos Goi to do all their work for them. Shabbos Goi, shabbos Goi.
Speaker 2Yeah, and there's a thing called like yeah you should know this, mic you.
Speaker 34% is a shit.
Speaker 2Yeah, the Yikvid, I think it's called the Yikvid and it's like this water, that's like blessed, and when she's, the little lady, is done with her time of the month, she has to like bathe in it or something, and that's obviously, she becomes pure again and then her man is allowed to touch her again because there's gonna be a cut here.
Speaker 3Just insert the like static noise. Thank you, it's something like that.
Speaker 4It's extreme, like if you're into that cool, but it's so extreme 100%. But that's what this guy is doing. And he goes over it and he says, like the solution to this.
Speaker 2Yellow legs.
Speaker 4It's so simple and so cost effective. You just paint their fucking legs yellow.
Speaker 2I wonder if it's like a trauma thing because he, his sister, got Molly whopped for. There are theories about that for being scandally clad. So now he all those bruises.
Speaker 3You know when they're healing, they turn yellow.
Speaker 4That could be a thing.
Speaker 2That could be part of it that could be part of it.
Speaker 4I think it is the trauma, because the way I, if I so, the way you're thinking about it, if I'm hearing you correctly is he experienced this trauma of his sister just getting her ass beat because she wore a skirt that was too short. Right Now, he doesn't want any other, anyone else, to have to experience that. So instead of letting them be what his father would have thought of as provocative, he paints their legs yellow.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's like a normal human being. Right, they cover them up. Yeah, I bet that, the bruises being yellow thing has something to do with painting him yellow.
Speaker 4That's a good you said that. Yeah, what a dark place.
Speaker 2Some people think yeah.
Speaker 3It's some people think it's sexual Things I didn't think we'd be talking about, but that's fine.
Speaker 4I saw this and I'm like I can't think about anything else now, Like I just there's a man out there who has a business, who's painting women's legs yellow.
Speaker 2She'll put a trigger warning up before all this. Just be on the safe side for domestic abuse.
Speaker 4I mean yeah, probably honestly in like I did.
Speaker 3TW. The whole editor put it real quick Trigger warning, something like that.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's none of the none of what happened in his childhood, especially what his dad did to his mother's daughter. That was all horrible, awful. And what this guy's doing, I can't tell if it's actually awful. No, I mean because the dad no right, but no, no 100%. But like, do I think this is right to do to anybody?
Speaker 3No, because you're misleading them. You're misleading them Like you don't condone yellow legging.
Speaker 4I don't know, I don't like, I don't know. Like what kind of scam is this? Like what? You know? What is the end goal here?
Speaker 2You know those horror stories of like someone, like being like drugged, and they wake up in a bathtub full of ice and their kid's missing.
Speaker 4It's that. But some wakes up in your legs, your legs are yellow, like what the fuck?
Speaker 2No, I got yellow legs.
Speaker 3How much did I drink yesterday, like what happened?
Speaker 4But yeah, there's a bunch of speculation about, like, what this guy is actually doing this for. No one can really confirm it, and he won't either. No, all he says is it's not religious, he's an atheist. He's doing it because he wants to pervert, not perverse. I mean, yeah, unpreverse.
Speaker 2Accidentally yes.
Speaker 4Reverse, perverse, the perverse of whatever the fuck this is. He wants to make sure that women are being decent and he thinks he's the man for the job and he thinks yellow is the color for that job. Maybe he's.
Speaker 3So why is there a?
Speaker 2subreddit that's I don't know because feet and legs Five years old, that like feet and legs and because it sounds like she would just like I like that for sure.
Speaker 3It's like r slash rate my feet 100%.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I think that's exactly what it is.
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Speaker 4But there was even a post commenting saying after five years of this being a subreddit, it's like we've gained a ton of traction, like there's a lot of you here now. I want to know if that's not the reason. Post legs and chat.
Speaker 4If that's not the reason, I want to know why the fuck these people are there. What are you doing here? I don't know. Like what have you guys ever heard of anything like that? Like, I've heard of weird treatments, like weird like one off homeopathic treatments for things, but this isn't treating it like an illness.
Speaker 3Well, it's like it's just the fact that he's saying, okay, it's not religious really blows everything I feel like I would have had to talk about out of the water.
Speaker 4And that's like.
Speaker 3He's just like nah, I'm just kind of like a misogynist. He's like the Joker bow with yellow legs.
Speaker 4Well, Batman, you'll see that I'm painting all of Gotham's women's legs yellow I don't know, man it's, it's a trip, it's a weird rabbit hole to dive down. That's for fucking sure. Feel free to explore to your heart's content.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'll, I'll stick to my.
Speaker 4This is this is definitely an instance of do not look under the internet. Let us do that for you, because I'll stick to my clown girl subreddit.
Speaker 2Thank you.
Speaker 4I'm a little bit of a bug.
Speaker 2You know what it is.
Speaker 3Was it like I'm getting clown?
Speaker 4girl honk heaven. Yeah, girl honk, heaven, yeah that's actually a Facebook group weeks ago. I think I think I remember you saying skinny girl, skinny clown girl, honk heaven.
Speaker 3I don't actually know the full name, but I think it's just like girl honk heaven.
Speaker 4Girl honk heaven.
Speaker 3What the fuck? Clown girl honk heaven.
Speaker 4But I'm going to. I'm going to there. There's a lot more that I could talk about with this, like the, his cult following his employees, his his agents like and this is his yellow.
Speaker 4Hester Prynne comes up in this story. So I'm not going to go over that part of it because honestly, there's some some cool tidbits in there. If you guys actually want to check this out, I won't like ruin the whole thing. I wouldn't call it ruining, it's just divulging weird fucking information. So if you want to check that out, go check it out. It's Dr Fedlegs is a fucking weird as subreddit, but I enjoyed my time on. I'm a weirder person coming out the other side. I'm more much right now yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't know how to feel. Sounds right.
Speaker 4Um, yeah, that's, that's my, my longer one. I have a couple more that I could talk about, but you guys would like to share with me what, what you found on Reddit that made you go. What the fuck? Wowie Zowie, wow, bert Zaubert. Well, isn't that a fun story about yellow legs and stuff? I feel like we should do a an old fashioned deludi toast. We're all in the same room as is ancient history at this point. I can't remember the last time we were actually all in Mike's basement.
Speaker 3It's been a while it's, it's. It was well, all of us in the base. How's your?
Speaker 2sun pump is doing a lot better, as you can see by the stains on the floor. It wasn't going good for a bit, but now it's good.
Speaker 4Okay, yeah, looks good.
Speaker 2Well.
Speaker 4I fixed it. Cheers boys, which, which, which classic toast to be doing.
Speaker 3Can we try and do all of them at once?
Speaker 4Okay, which one are you doing?
Speaker 2I know what you're doing what are you doing and I got one different from yours, okay, All right, this is going to go terribly. Cheers everybody here's to you Fuzzy duck, fuzzy fuzz, fuzzy fuzz.
Speaker 3If you can't come in or come on.
Speaker 4This is Christ, that is unlistable.
Speaker 3I had to like wait a minute because mine's so short.
Speaker 4Cheers everybody.
Speaker 2Fuzzy duck, fuzzy, fuck, fuck, fuck you, fuck, you, fuck you. All the lip smacking sounds that you could need, just like classic. So dumb bliss, you're up next. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I wanted to go into the four 4chan, the chan of four, the fouring of the chans, the fouring of the chans. Because a lot of weird stuff happened on 4chan and I actually was never really a big part of 4chan Me neither I couldn't get past all the n words. That's true. Yeah, it was a lawless land.
Speaker 3It was a lawless land and I was not a part of that community. And one thing I did find out researching this topic that I've done is that, holy shit, the community for 4chan was large and very, very active. Yo, yeah, it's huge.
Speaker 4It should have been like what Reddit is now.
Speaker 3It. Basically it was racist Reddit. Yeah, 100% Racist To a degree, although I will say that going through this specific thread on 4chan was actually fairly clean. I didn't see anything really weird. Came on on skates. It was the posts that came like after like a year or so after this post. Like that are on the actual post where, like weird stuff started happening and it was like okay it was already well done and so, either way, all right. So I'm talking about the I am God 4chan event.
Speaker 4That is a string of words, and I am a god.
Speaker 3It's right, fucking up our alley If I didn't think that there was, like there's almost enough for a whole episode on this, but I don't think there is. It was like borderline brushing that, like can we do a whole thing on this?
Speaker 2No, no, we can't. If we could do a whole episode on the bridge, we could probably do a whole episode. We probably could.
Speaker 3But there's no reason for that, I think. I think I can sum this up fairly quickly there's no reason to do bad episodes yeah, right, so this is the I am God 4chan event. I don't know, I would like I said I wasn't on 4chan. I wasn't, I didn't follow any of this shit. Oh.
Speaker 1God.
Speaker 3This all took place in 2014, on one day, one whole day, and I will classify this as an ARG.
Speaker 2Hmm, what is it?
Speaker 3Yeah, I know right, it's kind of crazy so it doesn't make any sense. I mean spoilers, ARG, whatever, I don't know. Actually, there's really no resolution, but we'll get there, so as is most ARGs, I guess right.
Speaker 4I kind of figured that none of the things we brought out today would have like a satisfying.
Speaker 3I haven't even talked about this yet. I've already given away everything.
Speaker 2It's either they have an unsatisfying ending, no ending, or it's a marketing Right right.
Speaker 1Or the ending is more crazy.
Speaker 3Yeah All right, let's get into it. I guess All right. So this all started on 4chan in 2014, on their paranormal board or the X board. So a user basically writes in he says, hey, my friend took his computer in to get repaired. He's been having a bunch of anomalies happening in the computer. He's seeing all these. He's seeing all of these fucking files Seen. Part of this you might have. You might have seen the image. The image is fucking wild.
Speaker 4I think that's what I've seen.
Speaker 3So he's like, yeah, like they have all these files that are showing up, his lights are flickering, they're hearing like weird noises, this and that this actually reminds me of Jesus Christ. This actually reminds me of a movie that we watched that I will name later on.
Speaker 2It's just feet and.
Speaker 4Anyway, right, yes.
Speaker 3So, like I said, yeah, so OP starts saying, well, we'll call OP PC, because that's what his name is on the thread, but he starts talking about his friend, takes his computer and blah, blah, blah. All these weird things are happening in this dude's house and he's basically reaching out to 4chan to get some kind of explanation. So basically people are like, oh, this is just you know, this is your run of the mill course on malware. Or like the weird noises, the lights turning on and off, this, and that that's just coincidence. Like I think you're thinking too far into this. Chill out, bro. Basically, they're like you're stupid.
Speaker 4Get out of here, fuck off.
Speaker 3Yeah, pretty much. And then the internet's like yo, you said he has these files coming up on his computer. What are they? Can you send us a file?
Speaker 3And this is where we get our first image that PC posts to the thread. Now we get this weird image. It's all like black and red and there's really nothing to surmise from this. You can't feasibly be like I know what that is right off the bat. You're just looking at it and you're like oh okay, that's one of the files. Great, Like for sure. And then PC ends up posting a second image and now we have two parts to this whole and the internet does what it does best and someone ends up deciding that they're going to dig a little deeper and basically they notice that these two parts look like what could potentially be a full image of a face. And now this face isn't complete. With these two images You've got like almost like two fifths of a face. You've got the dome at the top and you've got basically what looks like the jaw and like the bottom, like of a lip, and it's really hard to make out because people first thought that bottom image was Florida.
Speaker 1And.
Speaker 3I okay, you know maybe let me just pull this up for you guys, this is his forehead. Just so you can see what the image looks like in full. So this.
Speaker 4I like that one. The fucking MS paint.
Speaker 3This is just man Right, okay, I can't fucking pull up the fucking whole image, of course. Okay, fucking goddammit Stupid piece of shit, yeah, so basically this is the this is the image that we're looking at. Okay.
Speaker 4So it's like a red, like no pupils. Somebody is making a yeah, so they get this top and see a little Florida in that.
Speaker 3They get this top image and then this bottom image and they think this is Florida for some reason. I don't know. I guess I can kind of see it, but it's like kind of whatever.
Speaker 4If you're looking at like okay, you're getting, like you're getting these strips, these images that he's pulling.
Speaker 3Are these strips?
Speaker 4Yeah, okay, hold on, all right, and the original energy is solving them right now In the original image.
Speaker 3You don't see that? All right, Okay.
Speaker 4You don't have.
Mysterious Encounters and Cryptic Messages
Speaker 3You don't see that? All right, okay, now moving forward. So basically, like I said, someone takes the time and they're like all right, I think I, I think I figured out what this is, but we're missing a whole bunch of it. And then the internet's quick to act, to edit the image and they notice that part of the top left of the original image is a little bit like the black that's. There is a different color, black than the rest of the black that's there. And of course, someone puts it into a photo editing software and they mess with the saturation and they find a binary code, what looks like a QR code, but it's not quite a QR code, it's just a binary code. And then there's a word inside of it.
Speaker 3You can't really tell from here, but it's, there's like a word in there and letters, but I have no idea what the fuck that's wild that in 2014, it took like it didn't take them that long to figure out what everything meant, but like it took them long enough where it would took the whole day, which is kind of funny, because right now we have, like Google translate, which in 2014 we also had, but like maybe people just weren't translating in Google at the internet up until like 2020.
Speaker 2It always translated into a dead language. I'd be like hello, it goes, bonjour. Crazy gibberish that's not real.
Speaker 3So, yeah, like we get, we get these two images and the internet's like quickly finding out that there's stuff hidden in them. And so, yeah, we get this sequence of code in the top left image, or in the top left of the first image, and it is a, it's binary, and it ends up translating into the word God, and that's all we get. So then OP or PC receives another photo from their friend and this new image, after another bit of editing, now fits perfectly with the other two, and it seems that there's really only two more images that are missing from that whole stack that you know.
Speaker 1I just showed you.
Speaker 3And at this point someone finally translates the text from inside of that binary picture which deciphered into I am. So we get the words I am God, I am a God.
Speaker 3Apparently it was Welsh, was the phrase, I don't know. So yeah, basically people start to tell the friend what the message says. He's like yo, they're like yo. You need to tell your friend what this says is kind of fucked up. And then this prompts the friend to ask a PC if he can sleep over at his house, because he's kind of like tripped out and freaked out. Now you know, and then no now imagine why.
Speaker 3And then, from the time that the friend asks OP if he can stay at his house, more stuff starts happening in the friend's house and so he decides that he's going to grab his camera and just start filming so that he can, like have proof to show everyone. And we get this little video clip and it's literally just this dude inside of his house, just like kind of filming, and you see like some windows and there's all this shit, and then, like right at the end of the video, he kind of like like waves the camera over and you see this window, and then you see this little tiny red blurb, just like right at the corner of the like the window.
Speaker 4And then it just cuts. Okay.
Speaker 3So something's there and if you stop the video, it's really really creepily. Similar to the image that we're starting to piece together is what it looks like you're seeing at the bottom of the window.
Speaker 4So I really hope you're about to tell me that there is a man living inside Rudolph the red nose. There's nose it is. That's it. Damn it, I guess it won.
Encounter With Supernatural Image on 4chan
Speaker 3We're done here. Yeah, so in that video, if you were to take the audio and actually like kind of clean it up a little bit, one of the things you also get from that video is this disembodied voice basically saying something along the lines of like, don't run from me, or you like can't escape me, something along those lines.
Speaker 1You can't really, yeah, drink your over.
Speaker 3No, you basically can't really make it out, but like people are, you know, have their theories right.
Speaker 2Milk is good.
Speaker 3Oh, so funny. Milk is good. Oh, God damn it. All right, so I'm going to go ahead and get the audio. Milk is good, god damn it, all right. So, basically, friend sends OP another image and this is this image is of the mouth. You get the. You get the whole ass mouth portion. Which is this image which is okay, which, like if you weren't seeing it all yet, like you get the fucking eyes, and then like you get the fucking mouth, and now it's like sinister.
Speaker 2Yeah, At that point you know what I'm saying. Definitely yeah, it's a Darth Maul.
Speaker 3There's a bunch of people posting that on the thread, like they're like I figured it out, it's Darth Maul and like kept posting pictures, but this is for quite a while. Yeah, pretty much like it, there's a level of foreshadowing. That is just people that are trying to figure it out and then people that are adding zero significance to the post.
Speaker 4It's 1% of the former and 99% of the latter, yeah 1000%.
Speaker 3So, yeah, now we have, you know, we have image four and basically it starts to get kind of creepy from here. So we have users trying to post on this thread and they can't post, like they start trying to post and there's a capture that comes up and the capture is the fucking last still from the image of the video, with the face at the corner of the window.
Speaker 3And people are like what the fuck? Like, how is like, how exactly? And people are sharing screenshots of them and their capture on this thread. And basically people are like yo, I'm having problems at home now. My electrical like stuff is like going haywire. We're here, we're getting texts from random numbers, what the fuck? All these strange things are happening. We're hearing strange shit at home and basically one user goes y'all, we fucked up. This thing, this God that is presenting itself to us right now, is literally jumping from like user to user because we're doing the video.
Speaker 4They're pulling and reviewing the images and it's the right thing itself. It's literally yeah, it's the fucking.
Speaker 2They're pulling of the ring. Yeah, or what's that movie with them? Was it when a stranger.
Speaker 1What's that?
Speaker 2That with the phone and it's like boo.
Speaker 4Oh, what a miss call.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's a, it's a. They're doing a one missed call.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4But, so it's bad. It's real bad yeah that's, that's fair.
Speaker 3So we end up getting have you seen the Japanese? That's not here All right. So we get our final photo from an upload from an anonymous user on the thread and it actually says don't lose it. I don't really know what that means oh like, two Like yeah, like loose, like footloose. Yeah, like Kevin Bacon like foot least, loose least your feet.
Speaker 1Too many, too many loose foot.
Speaker 3You're feet are loose, but yeah, it says, don't lose it. And then there's a picture of PC's friend's bedroom and then at the bottom corner, there's the final image in the same image. It's weird and basically Users now finally dub this the face of God. We have the full image, we have all five parts and once we get this OP, just disappears. There's no more updates from OP. We hear nothing from the friend. Literally, this takes the span of one whole fucking day and then poof.
Speaker 3That's nothing no, no more. Like there's no resolution, my house.
Speaker 2Nobody fucked with you having that picture on your computer. Here Is it I?
Speaker 3mean I'm connected to your internet. Oh, that's off of that right now, real quick. Um, but yeah, so it's really wild. You can literally go to the archive, for it's like archive dot four clubs, but you can see the whole 4chan event and everything that's posted in it still to this day. Huh, takes place in one whole day.
Speaker 4I'm gonna read through this. That's creepy.
Speaker 3It's pretty good. Like I was actually very surprised at how like invested I got towards the end of it. I was like this is pretty cool.
Speaker 4Like this reminds me of a quiet part, loud a little bit, a little bit.
Speaker 3Yeah, no, I thought it was pretty cool, I thought it was nice because it, like it had a good touch of like what we talk about normally, but then it also had that like feeling of like fuck, like what happened like there's literally no resolution. I have no idea what happened, because OP just disappeared, like they never posted again. We get the final image and then bam nothing.
Speaker 4Well, 203 people got to see God.
Speaker 3Yeah, and that was that the rapture 200 people leave 2014 is why we now live in like a fucking Different universe or something.
Speaker 4Yes, oh, hey, that's actually, it's one of my other ones that I picked, but I'll say it, is that your hole?
The Mysterious Coffin and Viral Marketing
Speaker 3That's the whole thing. I am God. Yeah, that's, I am God. Event on 4chan.
Speaker 4I kind of want to go look at that, because that sounds creepy and it sounds right at my fucking alley. Yeah, you'd like it for sure. Okay.
Speaker 2Yeah okay, michael Michael so, michael, michael, a little bit of backstory to mine, oh god so for this I was like when do I even begin to fuck cuz like I? I've already talked about all the things I've stumbled upon and I want to do something outside of a glitch. In the matrix I found some fun ones, like these guys that Are from Portland but they drove to New Mexico and they found a Ruby Tuesdays and the people in the Ruby Tuesdays was like hey, welcome back to work. And they're like what?
Speaker 2So it was like thing, where they're like it's a weird time dimension thing that they think they fell into, and I was like that's fun, that's hilarious I want to go to something different thing.
Speaker 4Okay to the matrix. So I read that one I was like oh it's fun.
Speaker 2It's a photo, yeah, okay. So I went to our WTF, and quick, because that's where, like the bridge, one came from, that's where, like the, the guy who had the his, his extension cord tampered with and felt like a sim card in it. Oh yeah, that's where those came from like oh, I like those.
Speaker 2WTF is very good from there and I'm like I fucking love these sounds great. So I went to their most controversial and then I went to their like top of all time, went to both and I found out people like Four, five years ago, even two or three years ago, are really fucking stupid.
Speaker 3Oh yeah because I'll find some there's still, yeah, they're still stupid.
Speaker 2I'll find some on there and it's like, oh, I see these, these weird Comments on videos. That and they're commenting about cryptocurrency and has nothing to do with the video. I'm like and they're like what is this? Some weird ARGM like, no, it's a scam account, you fucking idiot. And it's like that all over. It's like oh, I found this weird Tiktok. It's just these pictures of people's faces and then descriptions, a weird link to what looks like a crypto scam.
Speaker 4I'm like that's because it is a crypto. That's not a script. There's nothing. What about that's by the collection of pictures and part of a script for somebody who's yeah?
Speaker 3Did you? Did you give them your social yet, or?
Speaker 4no, do it.
Speaker 3Can I yes? What are they?
Speaker 2waiting after me. Yeah scouring through all these, I found one of the top ones that the people looked at. It was super hot for like a day. It looks like kind of like yours. It went for like a week ish and then everyone's like I See where this is going. So Okay, this is called. I came home to this in my driveway, I don't want to touch it. Continue, and essentially it is from what it's from user Kamaleti Nine years ago.
Speaker 4Can I describe real quick what you just showed us? Sure? So, with no context whatsoever. All it says is what was it? What was the caption? One more time, I came home to this in my driveway. I don't want to touch it, it's just a fucking full-sized coffin.
Speaker 2It's just a coffin. I would open it, but it looks used, like supremely used, and so if you go into the comments Everyone the comments is like don't skip down for now.
Speaker 2Everyone the comments is like hey, go open it puss. And he's like I don't want to do that. And then they're all just like do it puss. And he's like, okay, I'm gonna do with that, do it. So he opens it and and Inside he finds let me see if I can find it inside he finds a couple things. Yeah, ooh, here is the liver.
Speaker 4And it links to an M Guru. I'm I'm actually very curious about this inside he finds two things, he's not a fortune.
Speaker 3There's a fortune cookie.
Speaker 2I was a key, okay, and he finds a scrap of paper coordinates on. That is lucky, lucky lottery numbers. That is in this coffin so he shows us to reddit and I'm ready.
Speaker 3I think he set this up himself, oh.
Speaker 2Reddit. A user on Reddit gets like super into this. He's got like a fetish for keys. He'll even tell you in a minute here I'll get to it. And so he's like yo, I looked up those coordinates, there are two a cemetery in Germany. And he's like here's the thing. I live in Germany, I live close to there. Send me the key, I will go to this graveyard for you and the, you, the.
Speaker 2I will stick that key up my ass oh he's like no, I'm not, I don't want to do that, like you don't do this. And he's like no, like I love keys.
Speaker 4Literally. I should you know, shut that chat down immediately.
Speaker 2If you, he says hail the nine, he says oh P. If you mail me the key you found, along with the coordinates, I will travel and find out what it goes to him. Clearly, seriously, I am German, I am obsessed with keys. I have family in Gershwal or how much well and we'll carry out your quest.
Speaker 3This guy says what's the link that? What's that image?
Speaker 4is click it. Yeah, I just want to see what that is Just a quest giver from Wow.
Speaker 2And so everyone's like, yeah, give him the fucking key, because this dude knows what he's going to fucking do nine years ago, okay. Yeah, this is nine fucking years ago and so he doesn't give him the key. But the guy long mind ago. The good shit. I just shrunk.
Speaker 3That's how long ago mine was from to is 2014.
Speaker 4Anyways, I'm going to just stop here I'm going to start saying that's how long mine ago.
Speaker 3How long ago? How long mine ago? It typically does happen on the internet around 2014. Yeah, it was a great year for stupidity when tutorials came out.
Speaker 2Yeah, Also goes forever. And so another way this is nine years where the fucking comments it is. And so another user is like, all right, I'm going to go out to that cemetery and get fucked OP, because OP pretty much just stops commenting on it. He's like, nah, I'm not going to send him to key. And so another user is like all right, I'm going to go out there. And so he goes out to this, um, this graveyard, the cemetery where the coronets are, and he finds, like almost to a T, like where the drop pin for this coordinates is like. He finds like a plot or the row.
Speaker 4He doesn't find this specific but it's an undug like a grave that has not been dug up yet.
Speaker 2We're getting there. So goes through all this shit. They go there to the cemetery, right, they go to the cemetery. Okay, there is nothing unnatural about this cemetery.
Speaker 3It's just a normal cemetery, it's just a normal cemetery.
Speaker 2There's no locks for this key to go into, there's no hidden, there's no like. Like, there's no meetup, there's no person there. Like are you the key master and for you to be like? I'm the gatekeeper?
Speaker 4No fucking way, no fucking way, nothing happens.
Speaker 2No fucking way. And then everyone on the internet's like I'm pretty damn sure you have to dig up that grave.
Speaker 2No, everyone on the internet's like pretty fucking positive, this was all just one giant marketing point, because OP immediately stops commenting on anything. It doesn't give any more information. But we do find out where the coffin comes from. And the coffin comes from a company in Germany close to that cemetery, and that cemetery buys coffins off of them. And so we pretty much are like is this just some sort of very like, did they attempt to do some sort of viral marketing? And then someone in the comments was like pretty sure, this is viral marketing, people. And they just shut it down. So somebody guessed what it was and they were like and we're done, that is the running theory, because this literally just ends with no good. It does not have a resolution. Someone in the comments is like I'm pretty positive, this is viral marketing for a coffin company. Silence from then on.
Speaker 4That is, that's a strange. This one's a little worked in to launch a viral marketing campaign.
Speaker 2This is not that great of a thing, but I want to talk about it because the way it starts off, I'm like yes, this is a box of crazy situations.
Reddit Mystery and Ghostly Diner Experience
Speaker 3So it goes fucking nowhere. So is OP in Germany. Is that what we can assume? I?
Speaker 4don't think so because one of the comments you scrolled past said like if you are in Germany, why do you misspell Golderschlag Like you're American?
Speaker 2Yeah, this guy's not German, he didn't have the umla above the owl, and you wouldn't.
Speaker 4if they were German, you would do that. Yeah, we're American. This guy's not German at all, so since we've all kind of gone over one, we had a little bit of time left.
Speaker 2We got like Doug, you don't have a short one.
Speaker 3you said right, I didn't grab another one, no worries, that was.
Speaker 2That was a lot I have another one that's going to be short because I'm going to TLDR the fuck out of it, okay.
Speaker 4And then I want to spend like the last like five minutes trying to figure out something from I don't want to say childhood, more like my teen years, and I'm going to ask discord for help. So we'll talk about that in just a second, but yeah what do you got Mike?
Speaker 2So, um, sorry, cord play. So TLDR. Um, there is, uh, there was a story called the homeless man by Fad, and on Reddit this guy posted a $50 bill and a note. And he's like hey, I was just scrolling down the street or strolling on the street and this homeless man came up to me, gave me a crisp $50 bill and this, uh, a piece of paper with the this weird shit on it. What is it? And Reddit was like oh shit, that's a by Fad, uh, hex, or some shit like that. It was a uh, uh, it's a Cypher thing.
Speaker 4Oh, a Cypher.
Speaker 1Thank you.
Speaker 2And so they decipher it and it read out uh, basically saying there's more money to come. Um, and it gave like this, like address, it was like meet on like 53rd and third at the hot dog stand. And so Reddit was just like Yippee, let's all go. And so, like, a bunch of Redditors went and then, like a bunch of cops even showed up and, um, they found another code and with that code it, they basically deciphered it to say hey, um, you technically got here, but you had help, you changed the rules and they'll so lie. And then it's. And then it goes on to say look for Mr Input, which I think is a dope name. Okay, I don't know. It said sorry. The first one said look for Mr Input.
Speaker 2So everyone went to this this meet up at the hot dog stand and look for a man named Mr Input. He went, went there, but they found another note and was like hey, you guys are sucking up, you guys suck. So here's another clue Look for the blue J. And so they went to this, this other uh address, and they looked for the blue J and went basically down this entire rabbit hole of of clues and tricks and ciphers, all for it to lead nowhere again, mike.
Speaker 4I'm going to it literally.
Speaker 2It ended on them going to look at one address and then there was no note or nothing and it ended you didn't, but it was another one that started Nope, nope. Okay, can I do one more as more? But this isn't a Reddit mystery, it's a glitch in the matrix.
Speaker 4Okay. So there's a story which is a matrix.
Speaker 2There's a story in the in glitch in the matrix of this family.
Speaker 3They went traveling and but they didn't really travel and there's nothing, and nothing happened.
Speaker 2Doug, no. So they went traveling right, and so they went through, uh, this old town, like they were like it looks like it's like step away from being abandoned, like they only need one more economic collapse and that's it for this town. And so they're going through this town. They're, like me, hungry. So they found this strip mall, and at the strip mall they find this little like podunk diner and so they go into the diner and they say that, um, everyone there is like super quiet, no one's really talking, but they're all staring at them and everyone in this diner is, like they've noticed, like a lot of the people that diner have like bandages on them. All right, that's fucking weird. And they said the lighting is real gray, like everything's real gray and like foggy, kind of like like a restaurant in like the nineties, where you could smoke at it.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, okay, you mean a Denny's in the nineties? Yeah, oh yeah, a grandmas table.
Speaker 2If you know where a grandmas table is. So they're like this is weird, whatever, this is orders and food and fucking get out of here. So no one talked to them. The only person I talked to them was the waitress that took their order and also rang them out and everything. So they got their food and they're like they're eating and everything and they're like this is the worst fucking food I've ever had in my fucking life.
Speaker 1This shit sucks, dude.
Speaker 2And so straight back they're, they're driving away and they're like we're going to write this address down so we don't forget it and we never come back. That's what normal people do.
Speaker 3That's what normal fucking people do Right. You can't just be like, yeah, the Denny's on third is fucking terrible.
Speaker 2Yeah, exactly so they, they do this. And so OP is talking to I believe it was like his stepdad or something like that. And step bro, step bro, and they, they tell the stepdad everything that's going on and the stepdad is like get the fuck out of here. And this is like a day or two later stepdad is like what? They're like yeah, dude, shit was like the worst fucking food ever. Does he think that's? How do I know? Okay, wild, they're like what, why? And he's like let's take a trip up there. And so they go up there and the place is burnt down, like completely burnt down, and the amount of like people that were killed in this like diner, were the amount of people they saw with like the bandages and everything. And that's when they clear it up later they're like oh, the people we saw the bandages were like hospital grade, like gauzy Burn victims yeah, where? And she like that.
Speaker 4Huh.
Speaker 3So it's just a looked. So it's just the white woman.
Speaker 2So they're like oh, everything tastes super weird. And they're like, yeah, yeah, right, and the stepdad or whatever is like yeah, I think you just ate a like a ghost diner, Because this place does not exist anymore.
Speaker 3This sounds like a night in 2009 after taking a bunch of ecstasy.
Speaker 4Sounds like I'm happily married and all of a sudden the lamp looks flat.
Speaker 3Oh my God, the lamp, the lamp story. I love that we should have talked about that tonight. What the fuck? That was a fun one.
Speaker 4That was a fun one.
Speaker 3Did we already talk about that?
Speaker 2Mike and Mike and Moody Munchies. Moody Moody Munchies.
Speaker 3That is a good one.
Speaker 4Mike and Moody in the morning.
Speaker 3There's like this weird, like tick, tock, like thing about that right now, like that story, like it's just like resurged and like I laugh every time.
Speaker 4I see like the when you're happily married but all of a sudden the lamp looks flat Like it's just a random ass picture and, like nobody in the comments section, has any fucking idea what's going on.
Speaker 3It's so funny.
Speaker 2It's the if you know, you know it's been a tech talk I want to cover empty world so bad?
Speaker 4I do too. I also want to cover. I can taste the walls, and we have to do that, but I can't find it anywhere. It's a hard to tricky one. It's a very, very difficult one to find. So I'll do that, but the last little bit, I would like some help. I need some help. Yar, I see, yar. Indeed, I spent the better part of the day Like I found my like a selection of different things that I could talk about today, and I remembered something today that it sent me on a wild goose chase trying to find if I can find this shit again and what it was. It was a bunch of chat logs from like the early 2000s, and it was. It was like a virtual chatter. They used to call it virtual, which just means virtual sex, like an aim, like aim sexting, more or less.
Speaker 3They want to have cyber sex, more or less. Please send Bob and Vagene.
Speaker 4And yes, exactly that. So it would start off something like that and the person's name was like Jolly Roger something, and it would start off kind of normal. It would start getting a little sexual. But somewhere a fucking switch gets flipped and this person goes like full, like fucked up pirate. Like there was one. He was like he was getting into it with this girl and she was like saying what she wanted to do to him.
Speaker 2He was saying what he wanted to do to her Puts me peg leg, getting you and all of a sudden he's like I'm going to lay you down in the, in the brig of my boat.
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Speaker 4I'm going to pry that battleship of an ass apart and like shit like that and it was fucking ridiculous. Jolly Roger something and he was notorious in the early 2000s for having these super fucked up pirate fetish like sex chats. Does anybody on discord know what the fuck I'm?
Speaker 2talking about Just listeners and just like any well discord.
Speaker 4I want immediate answers right now, but yeah if Jason needs to know I need to fucking know because it's driving me insane.
Speaker 3There's only two people in discord right now, so I don't know how much help they're gonna be. You help?
Speaker 4I just remember reading these things and laughing my fucking ass off because, holy shit, let's let you talk about this without hearing the pirates. Oh my God, I see he's just put me peg leg in yours.
Speaker 2See, you have no idea what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3No, I didn't know any of this shit. So fuck.
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Speaker 2You know, you could say it could segue fuck your bird scooters. Sham it, you get you. Oh, do you have?
Speaker 4it. You can just say fuck your boots, but if you want to take it, go for it, did you say?
Speaker 3fuck your boot, bird scooter sham it.
Speaker 4The awkward silences are going to take it away, Jason. Yeah, if you want to cram it please, please, just call me, cram it.
Speaker 2I don't know if you did it intentionally, but at work I dropped off this pair of keys. Do we got my to this advisor? Parakeet a pair of keys? Yeah, okay, to an advisor, and I had a little frog guy and he goes cram it. I'm just like did you know? You know cram it.
Speaker 4His name is my name too. Anyway, jason, take it away. I know you got it, man, I'm drinking.
Speaker 2I do what.
Speaker 4I'm doing. I know you want me to take it. All right, this is us at the Looney Potted Gmailcom. Please, love of God, if you know what the fuck I'm talking about with Jolly Rogers like sex chats or something.
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Internet and Self-Discovery Through Spiritual Connection
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