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Doug, Mike and Jason get self-deprecating as they cover this mysterious YouTube series that's about...something? I'm not quite sure. Hopefully you have a better idea than I do by the time you finish this episode.
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Speaker 3:I guess we can do whatever we want now.
Speaker 2:I love doing that. I don't like that part of the story Welcome.
Speaker 3:I can't do that. The whole fucking episode.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would appreciate it if you didn't actually, that'd be super cool.
Speaker 3:Would it be hard to talk while you have an erection? Yeah, everybody.
Speaker 4:It's me, it's Crusto the Clownb, fuck the clown, fuck the clown, fuck the clown-o.
Speaker 3:Hello everybody, it's a terrifying sentence to hear my friend's clowns laid eggs while she was gone. The only reason that makes that better is knowing that your friend has an aquarium.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's true. The silence is deafening.
Speaker 2:Welcome everybody, don't look under the internet. A show.
Speaker 4:A show.
Speaker 3:Yep, you're technically correct A show.
Speaker 1:I'm going to say we're a show, a show.
Speaker 2:That's Jason, hello, hello. That's Doug, hello, and I'm Cheers to that.
Speaker 4:Give me a name. Give me a name.
Speaker 2:Give me a name, give me an actor, and I'll try to do an impression of them. But don't be like, oh, fucking Neve Campbell or something Well for Brimley, Stephen Wright, God.
Speaker 1:But you just I don't.
Speaker 3:Can you do Stephen Wright? Who the fuck is Stephen?
Speaker 1:Wright.
Speaker 3:Stand up comedian. He's like Supreme Dry Humor. Well, if you don't?
Speaker 2:know? See, the guy that died. Is he the guy where he's?
Speaker 5:like yeah the one dead guy.
Speaker 2:He's like Rice is really cool when you want to eat a thousand or something.
Speaker 3:That's Mitch Hedberg. Very similar comedians, though I'm actually not sure Stephen writes the live.
Speaker 4:Very funny though.
Speaker 2:You're very funny.
Speaker 4:Well, good job, mate. Welcome to. Don't Look Under the Internet.
Speaker 2:Click, click Anyway. So I'm going to start this off, right off the rip boys, With a little bit of a deludy Housekeeping Head.
Speaker 4:Housepeeping.
Speaker 2:Housepeeping, first and foremost, got a couple people I want to shout out, one being Val, who, val AKA Should be Varus, varus me, varus me. Wait, is this one person? Yes, this is unfortunately the one that we skipped over the next. Oh no, that's Like boys, that's right.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, we are so sorry. Mike is so sorry Mike.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to give an overall Mo bad, mo bad, mo bad, mo, mo bad. I also want to give a shout out to Shuie Shuaba Shuie.
Speaker 4:Shuaba Shuie Shuaba Shuie Shuaba Shuie Shubert. This is not a smart show. Shuie Shuaba Shuie Shuaba Shuie Shubert, shuie this is not a smart show.
Speaker 3:No, sorry, this is not a smart show at all.
Speaker 4:This is not a smart shot at all. We hear noise and we just we roll with it.
Speaker 2:Those are the two people I wanted to give a shooting shooting shout out to. Thank you, so so so fucking much Want to let the people in on a little something.
Speaker 3:Why are you getting so?
Speaker 2:sexy with your mic. Those are you. Those are you that are on YouTube right now have probably noticed. Those of you that are not on YouTube probably haven't noticed. We're in the same room again and you've probably noticed. It's back in my basement it is, and you've also probably noticed all the shit's back, which can mean only one thing we're back, baby.
Speaker 5:We're back, baby, 100% we're back at it.
Speaker 2:Turns out, it's not as fun recording a thingy when I'm alone in a creepy basement with shit to your internet it's actually sad, it's a lot better, a lot better, when there's two other men in here. So if I'm in a basement and there's scary noises, I can throw these two at the noises while I run up the stairs in safety. And also it helps with the internet issue because I don't have to worry about it. It's on YouTube now.
Speaker 4:I can wipe my hands clean of any tech problems again. Oh, your boy just like pulls a cord out of something and he's like we don't need that your boy can be tech illiterate once again, oh yeah, I'm very happy about that.
Speaker 2:I don't need you to be like plug in the Rex dudes to the X-Hax cable.
Speaker 4:We are overjoyed, and we don't do that with you. That saves us all of 10 whole minutes and the beginning of every episode.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so it's all gonna be on, doug. So really I count this as an absolute win. But all the banners back up, doug. Duck down real quick. You wanna know what's my favorite part? No, get out. Get out, the fucking way. We have two mega mind DVDs there, look at them, pretty bitches.
Speaker 2:So here's the deal, everybody. If, first and foremost if, you wanna become patrons and get your name shouted out, you can go to patreoncom, slash deludhipotter, you can go to deludycom, become a member. There you get some cool stuff like bonus merch and discounts on said merch too. Our PO box in the description is semi mega mind DVDs, because I want some mega mind DVDs.
Speaker 4:Also, if you sent us a box like five to six months ago and it got returned to you, the box was too big for our PO and then I never went and got it again.
Speaker 2:So re-send my bad, resend it our way. Oh also, you guys are probably wondering it's we're seeming about 25% lighter today.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we look better we shaved off some fat.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're about 25% lighter. You might notice Moot's not here.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, yeah, he's busy.
Speaker 2:He's a very busy boy right now. He's got school stuff going on.
Speaker 3:Like going on.
Speaker 2:He's getting smort. He's getting smort while I'm getting smunk.
Speaker 3:I don't know what that means Getting dumped, dumped.
Speaker 2:But yeah, Moot's not here this week. He'll be on not next week because, here's the spoiler we are not recording an episode next week because it is Christmas.
Speaker 4:Today is.
Speaker 2:Christmas.
Speaker 1:Take a break, thank you. Today is Christmas for you If you listen to the rest when you're hearing this.
Speaker 4:it is Christmas, so happy Christmas. Enjoy this non-themed episode whatsoever.
Speaker 3:I see you guys did a real good job at. Christmas on the table today.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we didn't. Even my presence is a presence.
Speaker 3:I got a Fistmas beer here with my name on it.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna Fistmas you later. You wanna Fist?
Speaker 3:me with my beer Sure.
Speaker 4:Sideways. It's the only way I can get All right.
Speaker 3:Anyway.
Speaker 2:So yeah we're not recording next week, so the week of Christmas don't expect much from us. That's your Christmas present. That's your Christmas present, so pretty much like subtraction of us January 1st nothing's coming out, yeah, which will help because we will be hung over.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, the new year. We're doing a Mario Party themed party and I'm pretty excited about it.
Speaker 2:Same, I don't even really like Mario that much, but you know what I'm excited for, what the thing that we, the thing we were talking about today, that is that I don't understand.
Speaker 3:How much practice does one person need?
Speaker 4:We need to really lay ample groundwork for this one.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Because, watching the entire series is about 15 minutes, just about.
Speaker 2:I would argue less.
Speaker 4:It's very possible. Oh, I guess there is that one, there is that one. Well, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:That's the. You're gonna go ahead and just say a blanket trigger warning.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:There is gonna be.
Speaker 4:So maybe distressing Notes of distress depression probably.
Speaker 3:Depression, self deprecation, yes.
Speaker 4:So, Violent imagery. I'll say that this one's for you.
Speaker 2:So all through this, which is fun, fun for the whole fucking family yeah. So just keep that in mind. And we're gonna make jokes about it, probably because that's just how we. You know the term is gallo humor. I didn't know that was the term for it.
Speaker 5:Oh gallo.
Speaker 2:But it's like basically the dark humor where, like, if you're in like a shitty situation, might as well laugh about it. Yeah, you can make jokes about it and it's gallo humor because you're making crack and jokes right before you die oh okay, it's that level of like dark humor kind of stuff Okay, and you can probably expect that kind of stuff from.
Speaker 4:You know what episode is this? It's probably like one 30 or something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just about If you haven't figured it out by now. We do enjoy the dark humor and we use humor as a coping mechanism to deal with things that we find uncomfortable. I use alcohol Apparently this is one, 34.
Speaker 4:134. Wow, I know right, oh fuck.
Speaker 2:So today we're not talking vegetables. There's no carrots here, no, but we are talking carrots, carrots, carrots.
Speaker 3:This is happening earlier than I thought it was going to.
Speaker 2:We're talking about a little thing on the YouTube that you can find called Carrot 963. And I just want to.
Speaker 4:I want to preface this A preface. Nobody's talking about this. There's really no we're going to talk about it.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, exactly, and we're not even going to know what the hell we're talking about.
Speaker 4:There's one person who talked about it AKA Nexpo.
Speaker 2:Tweet at me Nexpo. That'd be cool.
Speaker 4:Big ups Nexpo Seven out of 10.
Speaker 2:Wood bang.
Speaker 4:No chewing, if you understand, it's fine. Anyways.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is a weird one. This is a weird one. I don't fully understand what the hell's happening. No one does.
Speaker 4:Zero people do. This will probably be a short analysis, to say the least, but we're going to try and talk about it the best we can.
Speaker 3:We're going to try to make sense of something that I don't think was intended to be made sense of.
Speaker 2:Made sense of, yes, but I just really don't We'll figure it out, but first this episode is sponsored by.
Speaker 4:Spiritus.
Speaker 2:Spiritus spirits. They didn't cut us a check.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they did. We've got one hay penny coming in the mail from them. We weren't supposed to tell Mike, were we?
Speaker 3:No About the deal we got with them. Yeah Well, that's why we're the only ones drinking it.
Speaker 4:Yeah that's fine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I will not touch that because, well, I have to work tomorrow and if I touch even a drop I don't think I'm going to I might explode Wait wait, can I have the four roses? Oh yeah, I'll take a small dabble in that. Yeah, wait, you didn't not grab a cup.
Speaker 4:I have a Coke.
Speaker 2:You have a Coke, I have a Coke if you got roses in your.
Speaker 4:Coke, you got some crack. I'm doing it wrong, oh my.
Speaker 2:God. I got some crack in my Coke.
Speaker 3:That means you're from the 1960s Cracked cocaine.
Speaker 4:Let's go, all right hang on.
Speaker 2:Before you do the toast, we got to do a classic. What are you drinking? What are you thinking? There's a bottle here and it's empty. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So what are you guys gonna?
Speaker 4:have.
Speaker 2:That's gonna make you stay in my basement tonight. Spiritus.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we got some spirit.
Speaker 4:Spiritmus Miragus.
Speaker 3:Miragus.
Speaker 4:Guava juice. I mean if we need some of that. We need some of that.
Speaker 2:We need some of that.
Speaker 4:Large fried chocolate shake and we're unmonitized Spiritus. The thing you shouldn't drink because it's pure alcohol. It's literally 99% alcohol.
Speaker 3:It's just grain alcohol, and it's not. It doesn't taste good and I'm drinking.
Speaker 4:It'll make you go blind.
Speaker 3:Tastes like a vaccine.
Speaker 2:It tastes like you licked, but I'm drinking four roses.
Speaker 4:That's funny, you're good, thank you. It's a punch For those of you who don't know. No, you know, and Mike's bad at what he does. So here we go.
Speaker 3:Take a shot drink to that here's a clink, drink Clink.
Speaker 4:Conk. Oh shit, I need chaser on lock for this one that fucking up right now. I'm gonna borrow you.
Speaker 2:So while you're doing that, I'm gonna start this off. While you guys die, do you think? Take a time? I'll try to hear. Just try to cap my shot glass, yeah, that'll. Yeah, see, it's already affecting you. You're already drunk, so what better place to start with? So warm though we need to chill that.
Speaker 3:That actually makes it worse oh.
Speaker 2:Gotta love an alcoholic. It's worse when it's cold.
Speaker 3:It gets hotter, like as you take it. I don't understand that.
Speaker 2:So I'll start us off. You guys can just quiver. That was bad today.
Speaker 4:Yeah well, because we're in a humid or a moist basement if there was anything in my throat that was gross, it killed it immediately.
Speaker 3:Oh, that calm over that leftover come all the last Christmas.
Speaker 4:Yeah, all that Christmas come is now gone.
Speaker 3:She if you guys stay long enough, maybe we'll go over our Christmas time rituals and you'll find out what that means.
Speaker 2:So where do we start other than the beginning boys?
Speaker 3:That's where that's the place, probably depending on what point of the episode we're in. It might be the beginning, but it might not be, and I don't know if you guys Found this, but your puzzled looks is telling me no.
Speaker 4:So keep going, mike, all right so there was okay, I think, I think I might know, but go ahead.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna cover the first four episodes here. They're, I think, first off all these episodes, videos for this thing. There's what 15 total 16 17, technically they are all, on average roughly about a minute long.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but between like 12 seconds to like.
Speaker 4:Most of my were 40 seconds yeah there's one 10 minute video that you can watch in 10 seconds. Yeah, if you know where to watch.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. So just like I did with Crazy lady Bond skinny yeah, was it by skinny. I don't want, where I lumped them all together.
Speaker 5:No that was there for us, that was ghost lady, her house haunted.
Speaker 2:The hi, I'm Mary. Mary, no, the newer one we did. House haunted.
Speaker 4:Son, british lady, grandma died. We just did this. Dark in the dark.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna lump all these together. We are actually brain dead the videos are called in order Something gibberish which translates to the inexplicable urge to push people away.
Speaker 3:This is the that word.
Speaker 2:It just means that or that specific, like I can't see the word too well, because it's one of those like Mour bar trarenkeit, you made that up.
Speaker 3:No, german it is.
Speaker 2:Yes, the next one is Intanner code in me, which means you thin eyes. The next one is righteous indignation and the. English is a is multiple languages. That all just translates to the word failure, I Francisco. So all of these the first one is where we get some little bit of information. In the first one it starts off immediately and it looks like a VHS tape and it says rewind before Removing from machine be kind rewind.
Speaker 2:Yeah, pretty much. Yes, jack Black film. It goes on to essentially just be like hey, we're with you, we didn't forget about you. You thought that we would, we didn't, and and I've been working on something special for you for a reward. I'm gonna reward you've been very patient, so congratulations for that one.
Speaker 2:And then we get some weird glitchy glaches that happen 13 seconds, I know right, but we get some weird glitchy glaches that happen and during those glitchy glaches you get this piece of Text that pops up and it pops up within like a fraction of a second. Like it is hard to even get a frame of this shit.
Speaker 2:It's one, for there was a couple of those in this series, yeah there is one frame of getting this and it says it's Matt in proper order and would be the first one to taste it. If the prince's present was one of the raw meat, he must need to have it cooked and make an ob oblation, a blation of it. If that's it, that's what she can't. And then it keeps going on saying things like they tried to separate us. I Will help you, don't be upset, I hear you. And then you get this weird, ominous stuff at the end. It's like if they try to communicate, don't listen, and it just keeps repeating that don't listen, don't hear them, don't look at them. And then it cuts and then we are.
Speaker 2:We get like, actually what looks like VHS footage and it's all like it's outside stuff and it's nothing. It just looks like someone's looking at like the sky, pretty much through, like trees and stuff, and it looks like it's like dust outside. It's very, very strange, very weird, very strange. They're strong in the, the details of the video. There's no comments. All the comments for these have been turned off. Yeah, no comments.
Speaker 4:No comments.
Speaker 2:Also, if you thought you're gonna get help in the comments, no, absolutely fucking no, but I can't even have a discussion and if you go to the Like more details, part of it, where it shows you like the views and all that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the only thing you get is like a countdown from the number 17. So as this says 17, the next one says 16, 15, 14, thus on and up forward, which makes me think maybe that's the order. So maybe we view this in reverse, but we'll go into that later. Maybe possibly, I don't know. So the next video is when we get a couple things, where it pops up saying things like it seems you have no desire for a real connection. I will correct this. You seem anxious, are you afraid? And we're about to get a bunch of glitchy, glatches. And this is where you start getting a little bit more into the downturn of things, where it's a little Depresse, I would say.
Speaker 2:It says things like no one will miss you.
Speaker 3:Just a little wrap.
Speaker 2:It's like no one will miss, you cares. And then it's like, oh, we're gonna download things or no. It's like, um, we didn't realize that you had these kind of attributes to you. And it names off things like over generalizations, catastrophizing things, personalization, control, fallacies, blaming, emotional reasoning. And it's like we didn't know you're into that stuff. You have a heaven reward fallacy. We didn't think you believed. And Then it goes on to say I'll make note of that, we're glad you are precondition, so we're getting this.
Speaker 3:It feels like fucking writing in my like my chart.
Speaker 2:That's what it kind of feels like that right, like is this, like you're at the doctor's office, it's just gonna get reviewed later, like yes you are, you're getting reviewed by quarterly reviews coming up I need to.
Speaker 3:Need to look at your file. Says here you suck, you, just you fucking suck. You're really bad.
Speaker 2:It says it a lot actually, but now next it says something. It says I'll have to get rid of some more things wired in your subconscious before we start. So this feels like some like Just snips of sim. Yeah, some weird like matrix downloading your brain Type of shit. You know what I mean. Yeah so it goes on to say it comes up kind of like a DOS thing, the command prompt the command prompts.
Speaker 2:It says terminating logical reasoning, replacing with emotional based, deleting positive reinforcement, updating generalizations, terminating independence. And the last one just says replacing with depth, and then it cuts off.
Speaker 3:You are getting captain Jack Sparrow as a brain now, yeah, you're gonna have to do the weird one. But not my choice.
Speaker 2:Just happens. I'm gonna assume that depth is supposed to mean depression but it's off seed over? Really no right Right. Yeah. And then it goes on to say I have loaded up some mantras. I need you to repeat these right and this is, this is.
Speaker 2:Take a deep breath. I'm like, oh, cool, cool, cool. It says say these, say these out loud as they, as they are like displayed to you on the screen. I'm like, okay, this will be fun. And it goes on to say things like I'm not good enough, I Deserve nothing in this life. It's just like you suck. And then it goes on saying you're doing great, sweetie, just a few more, and then we'll begin the process. And then it cuts and now we're. What I want to say is back to that. We're like VHS, like tape, but this time, instead of like an overview during like dusk, it looks like it's dark outside. Now we're just kind of looking at like some blurry trees and whatnot, but so far, just sad. I feel worse watching this than I did before you just opened up.
Speaker 3:I opened up this point two solid minutes of just go fuck yourself the video.
Speaker 2:I don't like that. And then it's you get this thing that says you the next one's righteous Ignition says you live your life like there is a part two. No, I don't. That's like the afterlife.
Speaker 3:You live your life like you're going to die.
Speaker 1:I'm not like I have an extra life. No, yeah, there's something afterwards.
Speaker 2:That makes more sense. It says you live your life through validations.
Speaker 5:I feel, personally attacked.
Speaker 2:And then it goes on to say you are going to slip, you are going to fail. Well, that's not really nice of you to say. And then it says it just pops up and it says a constant stream of, and then wild glitches happen. And then there's text that goes up that just says too much, too much, too much, too much, and it's to me, I think this is supposed to represent, like a overstimulation.
Speaker 3:When you bust a nut, but she keeps.
Speaker 2:And now it says to regulate this we advise you to, and then it gives off another fun little list for you.
Speaker 4:And this again we don't condone the shit coming out of.
Speaker 2:I don't want. So it says this is what we advise you to pick fights. No, instead of throw stuff, break stuff.
Speaker 3:I thought of fucking lip biscuit break stuff when I saw these four little.
Speaker 2:Let's just do what stopped 99 all over.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they are the reason that went to 100%. 100% because that's what went on, and they started breaking stuff.
Speaker 4:Did you watch the fucking documentary?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I always thought they were just like part of it. No, they started it.
Speaker 4:They started it, yeah, and that's when the shit river flowed, yep.
Speaker 2:It goes on to say stop eating, hurt yourself. A lot of things that here at doodly we're going to tell you don't do, don't, don't do that, no, don't do that. And then we get it. It glitches, and then it says like a adding paranoia, like it's downloading it into your brain. It says adding paranoia, and then it glitches. And then you get this other thing that pops up on the screen and it says we recommend the following while we upload your file Be angry, move backwards, destroy progress, judge others, project the situations.
Speaker 3:Gaslight me, daddy. So I read the move backwards like, literally like get angry Walk backwards. I'm a backwards man. I'm a backwards man. Step back.
Speaker 2:But yeah, all in all, just very depressing shit and I don't like that very much. So I'm going to say fuck you, karat 960. Fuck you, fuck who. So the next one, the failure one. It starts off this time with that VHS style tape and it's kind of looking over a couple of buildings. It's during the day, you don't really see too much. It's just like it kind of reminds me of like an industrial park type of deal.
Speaker 3:It looks like the view that, like 93% of the world has. You know what I mean. Like I feel shit. This is just what. Like it's just boring, like there's this part of a town, there's a street, and like it's just not. It's not, it's just nothing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so it goes on to tell me that I'm a failure. So that's fun, good. It says some that you've done so many fuck ups and you still have not done anything of worth. So this is to Brooklyn 99. Dot really bummed me out. Yeah, this is this says the bubble you live in will have to burst someday. Is everyone having fun? Yeah, having a fun time.
Speaker 3:I'm finding it really hard to like. Is this a good time to?
Speaker 4:mention that the word cure is Estonian for the devil.
Speaker 2:Oh, this is a good time for that. I didn't know that carrot or a carrot.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's Estonian for devil, and it's also like a. It's like a swear, like a meaningless like swear, like like god damn or something like that.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 3:I looked at a few of the etymologies for it. Most of it is just meaningless garbage. But in Estonian it means devil.
Speaker 2:It goes on to be even more of a downer. Back to this says things like you're full of excuses day in and day out, but you don't actually try to solve your problems. That's cool. Always blaming others and never taking responsibility that's cool. It says you continue to lie to yourself. We both know you're full of shit, fucking assholes. People all have always taken advantage of you. They always know how pathetic you are. I'm like boy. If I am, no wonder no one talks about this, because it sucks.
Speaker 3:You just feel like bad after it yeah.
Speaker 2:And then this says you're. You are watching this because, and before the rest of it can go on and you cannot read what it says. You hear Jason blowing a dude yeah, it's pretty great. And then it just goes on to tell you that you're not special, you are nothing. Over and over again. But hey, guess what? We cut back to that great, great skyline view right back to my child of whatever the fuck this place is.
Speaker 4:It's like they're showing the inside of my mind.
Speaker 3:It's like Gary Indiana, it's for sure.
Speaker 2:Gary.
Speaker 1:Indiana.
Speaker 2:So that is the first four episodes of this.
Speaker 5:Good.
Speaker 2:Now I know what you're thinking. It can only get better from here, right?
Speaker 4:Absolutely it will.
Speaker 5:So that is Christmas like one of the most depressing holiday for a lot of people.
Speaker 2:We're just stacking this on top of it, aren't we? I hope you're having a good day everyone.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Duluth is going to go out there and just tell you that you're a very important person.
Speaker 3:You should feel bad about yourself you should feel great about yourself.
Speaker 2:Oh, and no matter.
Speaker 4:Think about all those kids that aren't getting presents today, when you're opening up just a ton of presents and just living in a house and having lots of food Clean water.
Speaker 2:Just remember this. Remember how good you have it. No matter how alone you think you are, you never really are. Someone always has your back, okay.
Speaker 3:Now that I'm glad you had that last part, because it was real creepy up until then. You never really are.
Speaker 2:I'm never alone. Someone's always in the corner.
Speaker 4:Literally has a camera in your toilet.
Speaker 2:I'm right next to you all the time In your toilet.
Speaker 3:Nice rethral camera installation yes.
Speaker 2:So, jason, yeah, you can take us away from here.
Speaker 1:I guess, so Maybe get us on, on track.
Speaker 2:On track of sorts, I hope.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:Okay, all aboard the sad train still.
Speaker 3:Maybe Yours kind of came at us really really, really fucking hard Right off the cuff, it's like you suck Fuck you Go, fuck yourself. You're terrible. So the next one we get is called Don't Hurt Me.
Speaker 1:Don't Hurt Me. I'm Scared. Don't Hurt.
Speaker 3:Me and also don't hug me. This is it's just super eerie, creepy music and you can tell that it's it's somebody going like for a walk in the woods and there's a super hard cut of like this glowing green barrel. It's almost like it reminds me of one of those, like those plastic barrels they used in Breaking Bad to like melt bodies yeah.
Speaker 3:It looked just like that, oh, like the blue vats. Yeah yeah, it was nighttime. It's glowing green, then hard cut back and we go back to the woods. But this time it's nighttime edition. You can't really see anything. You see a flashlight, erratically, like erratically shake across the screen and that's the whole fucking video. Not going to lie, I will say one of the things I noticed while watching at least my section of these is that these videos aimed to make you feel things Right.
Speaker 4:Like there was no, it's yeah, it's definitely atmospheric.
Speaker 3:It's not really like we lose.
Speaker 4:I think we completely lose no more text gone on every video going forward. There's no longer like a woman being just berating you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh yeah, I forgot to mention that all the text is in a woman's voice. That is like that typical, like you suck your piece of shit, fuck you, you never forget where you came from, that kind of voice.
Speaker 4:It was funny doing research because I'm just like watching these videos and like this is just like laying in bed just hearing this woman like talk shit to me and I'm just like good, this will make great.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yes, yes.
Speaker 3:But no, so, like, so each one of mine I was looking for, like the feeling that went along with it, because I think that was what whoever made these was kind of going for. It meant to like emulate a different feeling. This one, it was just like the unknown, the fear of the unknown, like you're in the middle of, like you don't really know what's going on. You've been dropped in the middle of something like woods during the daytime, woods during the nighttime. It doesn't matter if you don't know the woods you're lost.
Speaker 2:It's kind of tapping into that fear of that fear of being lost, the fear of being isolated and all yeah, yeah, it almost doesn't matter.
Speaker 3:The fear of being naked and afraid both of those things 100%.
Speaker 4:And it almost doesn't matter if it's night or day, right Like it's still the same lost.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're still lost, so it's kind of hectic and it gives you that sense of like fuck, I need to find something familiar. Fuck, very, very, very lost. But that's all we get for that video. The next one is called Be Mine. This one's super short. It's literally some more like earring music and it's like the super hazy, like this one made me feel like I was waking up from like a drugged haze or like a like a really fucking bad hangover or something. It's almost like you open your eyes and like it's sunrise or sunset. Everything's kind of blurry. You can't really like focus on anything that slowly starts to come into focus and, as you like, you know that it's outside in the woods somewhere, but you can't really tell what anything is. And that's the whole fucking video there. It's like it's it's several seconds, it's not long at all.
Speaker 3:The next one we go to is called Transfix. This one is more of the same. This is more haziness and it's so. This one, it's almost like the camera is the viewpoints of whoever's the subject, I guess, and it almost looks like whoever the subject is being dragged along like the floor of, like the outdoors or the woods Same woods they saw we saw in. Don't Hurt Me, not sure, but this one is. This one gave a huge feeling of like helplessness and it's just like here. It's almost like you're just laying there being dragged across the floor. I have no control over what's going on, you're just kind of along for the ride. And that was called Transfix. And the very last one in my series is it's the Greek word for fate. I don't know how to pronounce it in Greek Food Food.
Speaker 1:I don't know what that. I don't know what one of those letters is I don't know how two of those get pronounced.
Speaker 4:So like an upside down H.
Speaker 3:U thing and I can't remember. I took Greek in high school, but that's fucking eons ago. At this point, this is so. This is the one we've been talking about. This is the 10 minute long video. I'm glad you got that and me.
Speaker 4:I honestly I'm not going to lie I originally thought I had this.
Speaker 1:That's why.
Speaker 4:I picked my section because I was like I'll give them the short ones, oh gotcha. And then I realized after recounting that it was the last one in your section.
Speaker 3:I was like fucking whoops and it really it was not a big deal.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3:And you'll see why in just a second. So for the majority of this video we're going to see, it's like a shot of a wood paneling and like a shadow of a spinning fan, almost like a ceiling fan, and that's all we see, and for seven solid fucking minutes. That is all we see legitimately. And after this checkpoint we hard cut Yep, anything else we want to destroy.
Speaker 2:No, I'm pretty good, you sure you got a lot. I'm pretty cozy right now. So you look, fucking cozy, you're cozy.
Speaker 4:Um boys back in his home.
Speaker 3:He's got boys in his home. I have boys in my house.
Speaker 2:You know I'm comfy with it.
Speaker 3:You don't even have to put the milkshakes out. So seven minutes of this fan spinning and we cut to a hand like a handheld VHS camera or like a home movie camera or something. And it's this. It's somebody's holding it and they're walking. You see the exterior of a house and you see a window. They slowly get closer and closer until they can like peer through the blinds and we see this woman who was doing something beforehand and she finishes up and she walks away from the window. Almost kind of looks like she was cleaning. And then we snap right the fuck back to two minutes and 37.
Speaker 4:Reality.
Speaker 3:Oh, there's the fan spinning. Exactly, this one was almost like a. It almost like lured you into his false sense of security for seven minutes. I hate a false sense of security.
Speaker 2:Give me a real. I get so safe, and then wham, it's false Basket.
Speaker 3:It like lures you in with like the spinning fan, almost like nothing's going to happen, and then you get this really sinister shot of somebody looking into a house from the outside. Whoever's inside clearly has no idea that this is happening.
Speaker 2:And so this is a regular, like a stalking situation. Yeah, 100 percent.
Speaker 4:Definitely looks that way.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, that's what I got from it. And this one, this one kind of made me feel a little apprehensive Again. After the like, the safety net of the spinning fan kind of got ripped away and we now know that, oh, this is a video about somebody who's stalking. Is it a target? Is it like, is it just somebody that he knows? I mean, I don't think so. Right, you don't?
Speaker 4:see videos Fun part. I know We'll never know, I know We'll never fucking know.
Speaker 3:And that's why I'm like, I'm my, my wheels are spinning. I'm trying to like find some some way for this to fucking make sense, especially because that's the last video in my series and that's the last thing that happens in that video. Maybe the sense is the friends you make along the way, I have no friends. What do we take a?
Speaker 4:shot about.
Speaker 3:Oh, actually I'm actually considering telling Doug. He's not my friend anymore for making me watch all of this.
Speaker 2:You're welcome. Cheers, mike, cheers. Okay, have fun. Guys, I'll be here. I don't take shots anymore. I'm out of that stage in my life.
Speaker 3:Oh, but with that Doodles you get some shit to say to us.
Speaker 4:So my first video is just entitled trial, but it's like scratched out, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Most of the text in these titles is like super fucked up.
Speaker 4:And this one is. It's really short nine seconds. It's literally. It looks like if you were to like put an old ass VHS and hit play and then nothing happens. So the more I rewatched it, the more I realized it looks almost like somebody took something and put it under a microscope with no light behind it. It's really weird. That's really all that happens. There's some weird noise and that's it. If I had more time, I would have probably tried to take these videos like audio and try to run them through like a spectrogram or something. People did that.
Speaker 3:I didn't find anyone who did that I found a couple of comments on the the next bow analysis video saying they took some of the videos from the series and they ran it through it. They said, yeah, I thought for sure this word like nothing, really nothing, wow, okay, so it's just creepy music.
Speaker 2:That's not as fun, but that's fine, we're back at the KFC murder chicks.
Speaker 4:Everybody. It's a ploy, and then that's that's it. That's all that is. And then the next video it starts off glitchy. It looks like maybe like a thumb, like almost looks like a thumb, like I don't really know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, how to describe it? Garnish one.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's garnish. And then there's a weird part. We get this like really blurry screen and you hear like a man and a woman having some sort of like it sounds like an altercation it does. I literally wrote down sex, are they in? Pain, or are they having sex Like?
Speaker 3:that is a fine line.
Speaker 4:I don't really know. I guess we could play it technically.
Speaker 3:You want to.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's like it's very short.
Speaker 5:Oh, I don't think we need to, I think, mike.
Speaker 3:No, he nailed it. He nailed it. So like that's great, yeah, I'm good If you want to say that you should probably have it play through the road.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I need to fucking put it into Bluetooth because I think you know you're plugged in like plug.
Speaker 3:plug in, Change your sound settings to the roadcast.
Speaker 4:I'm going you fuck.
Speaker 2:Come on, there we go. Oh sorry, I was supposed to whisper that.
Speaker 4:Hopefully that didn't change anything in discord. All right, yeah, I can.
Speaker 1:I can hear us All right.
Speaker 2:That's definitely fucking. I know right. It's like you can hear the guy going.
Speaker 3:Ah, ah ah is that what you said? Yeah, play that one more time.
Speaker 4:I need to hear that. I know right it's. It's hard to like tell I guess it's not. That's fucking it's fucking it's, fucking it's because it's repetitive.
Speaker 2:If it was an argument, it'd be different. Vocal like tones, it's repetitive, it's going, him going, ah, ah, because he's hitting them back shots and she's taking those, them back shots.
Speaker 4:She's taking those back shots. You heard it here first. She is taking them back shots, or vice versa, because he's going ah ah, he'd be taking back shots.
Speaker 2:You know what that's?
Speaker 3:playing again. That sounds like playing again Does it sound like a pegging. Is this something like a pegging?
Speaker 4:I don't know, I really don't know.
Speaker 2:I think that's true Sure they meant to take bad shots.
Speaker 3:All right, we're the Taffy Scots issue, will Smith chime, and she's definitely given it her O R OKA. Not on, I don't know if she is he is, he is either. She sounds like a porn star. Given the he's kind of fake he's either in pain or getting his prostate dis cuc Mauro tour, I'm gonna play one more time.
Speaker 2:All right, I'm going to play one more time. You know what I can slow it down, Actually hold up. Oh, now it sounds more like when I do it.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, Fucking Kelly's nephew.
Speaker 4:Oh, where's this going it?
Speaker 3:has just discovered that people around him laugh if he looks around and goes yeah oh, he does not know you. That's amazing, it's so fucking funny.
Speaker 4:It's so funny Anyway yeah, anyway, so Drop a comment. Drop a comment. This video is 10.
Speaker 2:If you think it's fucking, or if you think it's a screen match drop a comment.
Speaker 4:Leave a like comment. Subscribe for fucking.
Speaker 3:Bring that bell. If it's sex, bring the sex bell.
Speaker 4:This video's 10 seconds, by the way, if anyone wanted to know We've talked about this video the most, I think. So yeah, we get that, and then At least depressing that there's people potentially fucking. Literally the last part of this is just a white screen with just some creepy music, oh yeah. So my next video wowie-zowie.
Speaker 3:Wowie-zowie Supert.
Speaker 4:Like I mentioned, it's got the name is. There's really no name. It's just brackets with boxes inside of it, but literally it's just a video of this guy walking through the forest.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, what are you actually touching on this one?
Speaker 2:Shut up, Doug.
Speaker 3:I wanted to bring this up. So while watching the analysis video by Nexbo, I noticed when he shows a shot of all the videos in this either playlist or the uploaded videos there's one thumbnail that doesn't line up with the rest of them, and I'm assuming it's because the thumbnail shows a dead rat or something like that. It literally looks like somebody is like prying apart the chest cavity.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like a dissection.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and I don't know Like I reversed image search this. I went onto the fucking Internet Archive to try to find. I uploaded this. It existed on YouTube beforehand. I couldn't find shit, so I know what this is. And even the playlist that you watch these through. It says one hidden video. I'm assuming it's this one, but I have no idea what the fuck it is. It looks super fucked up and I'm really upset that we don't have access to it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm sure it probably either got flagged or taken down or something like that, something like that.
Speaker 3:I just wanted to bring that up just because I would not have remembered that at all, whatsoever.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and that video that I was just talking about. It's literally just them walking through the forest with music to the background. That's it. There's nothing. It's in the day. It looks like you have to kind of crawl around through this low set of trees. That's it. That's what happens. My next video is all. I think it's Japanese. I meant to actually get the language but it translates into wrong address and it's literally just dash cam footage of someone driving down the highway to creepy music. Good, that's it. That's all it is. That's literally the.
Speaker 3:I mean there's a loose story kind of coming together here Is there Because I can't find it we're getting there, we have some time to talk about it in just a minute here. Let's let Doug get through the rest of it. So the next video.
Speaker 4:I'm not even gonna Poofta Puftas, pufta, pufta.
Speaker 2:Pufta. What is it, miss Poofer? Miss Poofer, you fucking missed Poofer.
Speaker 4:This is literally just two seconds long of someone filming a tree. Yep, yeah, it's, that's Hooray, literally all it is man I could have.
Speaker 1:To be fair, Pufta.
Speaker 3:Translate into Lust Okay.
Speaker 1:That's fair, like you, have a log.
Speaker 2:What's Like? You have a hole. You have a log. What Like a tree? You have a giant shrimp. Did I miss?
Speaker 3:something.
Speaker 2:Like a log, I don't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 3:What are you talking about?
Speaker 2:Lust Like a dick. I get that Like a log, like a big old dick we're reaching.
Speaker 4:We're reaching on that, but that's fine. What's the next? What's the next title?
Speaker 3:Translate to so the next title it's Air Laden, which translates to batches. That's interesting Like a log.
Speaker 2:Like a tree Like a dick. It's a tree, yeah, like a dick, like a dick.
Speaker 3:A dick batch.
Speaker 4:So this one's interesting because it looks like it's filmed on a fish island, but in the dark, and you just see this repeating little light flicker across the screen and I don't know if batches has to do with anything about. I don't really know what that has to do with anything in this, because it's so hard to make out Like you're inside a room and then it just like starts to glitch on one light source in a dark room, and that's literally all we get from that video.
Speaker 3:Yeah, these last four are probably the most cryptic, very abstract.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the last three videos make you feel like you're like what is all this? Because it's a very big transition from the first four videos to everything behind it. But the next one is Obli.
Speaker 3:And it's French and it's translated to freeble wobbles, weeble wobbles, but they forget. All the time it translates to forget.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay, because we're now pretty much just back into a prairie. Yeah, you got it this one I actually have.
Speaker 3:So this one yeah, like Doug said, we're walking along with this prairie, it's like this wildlife preserve area. There's a path and that's all it is. But very, very briefly, at the beginning we get a. I think it's Sorry, not at the beginning, it's the last, like fifth, of the video and it's as they they look. It's a little bit before that. I'm just live coaching you here. We get this. It's a cut and it's it just cuts to like a another picture of, of, like the of rocks. Here's the picture, if you want to see it. I managed to isolate it and it's it's literally just of the of the ground, like it's just of some rocks and shit, like I thought it was gonna be something more sinister, but no, it's, it's I don't know. There we, there we are. Yeah, I know I spent far too long trying to like pause right on the do the rocks, the transition, anything.
Speaker 3:No, dude, like it's nothing, it's, it's just the floor, like all of it Outside.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's all of we ble, I got the last one. Ok, go for it, man. It's called resolution, which translates to the word Hell yeah, a lust like a log in Estonia, which is like a tree.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean. Direction.
Speaker 2:Right Got it.
Speaker 1:It's called resolution.
Speaker 2:It's 28 seconds long, yep, and it's a man filming the woods, yep, yeah, ain't nothing else to it, it's just a dude out in the woods. So how do we feel that being?
Speaker 3:the last video.
Speaker 2:The last thing you see is like a bundle of what looks like tree bark. Oh yeah, it's like somebody was like on a pile.
Speaker 3:It looks like something that somebody made and I wish I knew what like that looks like tree bark, like me, like a pile of tree bark. Yeah I'm. I don't know what I was supposed to get out of like out of the end of that one, but so are we going?
Speaker 2:So that was it. That was the last episode.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was the last video for this whole thing.
Speaker 2:Yes, Now here's. Here's the thing that I'm thinking. This was made seven years ago. This was made seven years ago, which means it probably wasn't that great.
Speaker 3:Yeah, things that were made seven years ago are bad.
Speaker 4:They typically are super terrible.
Speaker 2:I don't want to say that like I'm a bad man or anything.
Speaker 3:But those numbers in the description there's numbers in the description.
Speaker 2:The last one is number one, so something tells me we should have watched this in reverse.
Speaker 3:So if you look at it like that so the order we have right now as an upload order these are the, the translations of the titles in that order it's the inexplicable urge to push people away euthanize, righteous indignation, failure, don't hurt me, be mine, transfix, fate, trial, garnish, no title, wrong address, and then lust, batches and forget and resolution, and then resolution at the very end. Now, if you do it in the numbered order, you get that in direct reverse, which is resolution. Then it goes forget batches, lust, wrong address, something we can't really tell, garnish, trial, fate, transfix, be mine, don't hurt me, failure, righteous indignation, euthanize, and the inexplicable urge to push people away. If you look at that in reverse order, it could kind of be like a down spiral. It's the, it's the order of emotions you're supposed to feel after you do something terrible.
Speaker 3:And if you take that emotion and you look at the scenes that have been given to us, you get in reverse order. In reverse order, you see a bunch of shots of the woods. Right, there's one that's supposed to be of like a dead animal that we can't watch, unfortunately. I wish I had that piece for this. But then you get like the fan spinning and then there's like watching the woman and that's the video titled hate. And then you move up to the next one called transfix, and you get almost like somebody's been drugged and is being dragged through the woods, and then you get somebody waking up from a drugged something.
Speaker 2:So it's a man who stalked a lady, drugged her and brought her to the woods, and did something to her Prop, I think.
Speaker 4:I think it's some sort of martyr, yeah, I was going to say If we look at it that way, you know, it's the end of the episode, like, if you watch it in reverse, it's the murder all the way up until this person no longer knows how to feel and is going through those depressive states and whatnot. It's very open to interpretation.
Speaker 2:It's very, very. The thing about this is there is no right and or wrong answer.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and since we don't know who the fuck made this Now here's something fun.
Speaker 2:He doesn't know shit.
Speaker 3:Mike's got the creator shit.
Speaker 2:No, this is stupid, but I did try to look up the creator Me and Dougie Media we're like, yeah, we know why I did this. But I looked at the creator, looked up Karat 963, creator and I got a bunch of related searches. Look at these, jason. Is this not weird? I got related searches says Karat 963. Creator of Naruto. Creator of Roblox, creator of Free Fire. Creator of Squid Game. Creator of anime you creator of anime code creator of him.
Speaker 2:Weird, a lot of weird shit. Now, why would this be popular? Because if I click on like creator of Naruto, for example, it then goes on to give me a Masashi Kishimoto, the guy who made Naruto. Where you come with this, but as I do that, it gives me pictures of the Naruto guy, but then it gives me obviously the Karat 963 ARG.
Speaker 3:Very weird right? It's not weird at all.
Speaker 2:It's not weird at all, because this is just. Wait a second, this is Go ahead. Are you piecing something together? Keep talking, okay, well, we're gonna burst your bubble a bit here. That's fine. Nothing weird at all. This is just. We may have just connected him to something.
Speaker 4:But oh, are you gonna go to the Wayback machine? I was about to, Anyways, so I just had that same thought. Yeah, go ahead, Mike.
Speaker 2:This is just so you'll notice that this is on Yahoo.
Speaker 3:I want to wait to hear this.
Speaker 2:Oh, motherfucker, famously reliable search engine Yahoo. So this is probably just Yahoo's algorithm.
Speaker 4:It's literally just like you put these two words together. You know what they were.
Speaker 2:So here's a bunch of popular searches. Pretty sure that's all that happened. Go to Google then. Oh, I did that and guess what? You get Nothing. It rhymes with Mata Mata you get Mata.
Speaker 3:Oh right, you get the three search results you come up with for this fucking shit. Okay, got it.
Speaker 2:Karat963Creator. And this is what you get. Are you ready? Are you watching? It's just the stuff relating to Nexpo's video.
Speaker 3:Okay, well, that's super, super upsetting.
Speaker 2:You get a TikTok. There's a TikTok, that's fun, but that's it. So you get. Isn't that fun? Let's try Aromat Seasoning on an Apple. Do you want to do that? Would you like to do that?
Speaker 4:No, okay, I did just Google 963 and like if it had any special meanings and the first thing I see is that it's one of those like angel numbers.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, it's like 666, but it Well, I mean it equals the same number.
Speaker 1:Like if you were to add up 666.
Speaker 3:9 plus 6 plus 3 is obviously the same thing If you're into golden math 669 and then, 6 plus 3.
Speaker 4:I'm not a fan of anything with the word math in it.
Speaker 3:That's fair. I am a fucking nerd when it comes to math, and I'm realizing that the older I get. Dude 693.
Speaker 2:693, right, 693. Yeah, 6. You have the 9. You have the 9.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then 6 plus 3 equals 9. 12.
Speaker 1:So then what?
Speaker 2:do you have 18.?
Speaker 1:What are you talking about?
Speaker 2:6 plus 3. Equals 9, right. And then you have another 9. So you have 2 9s, right? Yeah, alright, flip them around. What do you got 66. And then add that 3 and then add that 3, and then what do you got?
Speaker 3:9 plus 9 is 18. No no no 1 plus 8 is 9.
Speaker 2:No and then from the 66. 69. You have 69.
Speaker 4:Hey, Remember, remember remember, we fucking got there bro.
Speaker 3:I don't know why I continue to like watch you put together things in your brain. And my first thought is like oh my God, mike's put together something really smart Like let's do this.
Speaker 2:I've been known to do that you have.
Speaker 3:It's very rare, but when it happens, even I am proud of myself Like part of you dies, though, when I'm like, oh, he's onto something here, and then all of a sudden it's like that, it's like it just said, oh 69.
Speaker 2:Here's the fun thing With this you can't really find anything on the creator.
Speaker 4:No, fuck no.
Speaker 2:There's no information on this other than this YouTube channel and next.
Speaker 4:Oh, that was what I was gonna do. You can like. You can like find people's emails off of YouTube, and I'm meant to do that, and I will unread it, even like on r slash ARG.
Speaker 2:Someone brought this up like 7 fucking years ago and it's got two comments and it's just people going whoa, yeah, no, it's, and I was going to mention this too.
Speaker 3:That's it. That's all it is. I wish it was more on this.
Speaker 4:Like you, know it sucks. They have more subscribers than us.
Speaker 2:Well, because you know, it was probably at one point like oh, what's? This Seven years, but then it made no sense.
Speaker 4:That's fair. Seven years? Yeah, I don't know. We're creeping up on you. Kiraat, nice, all in all.
Speaker 2:I would love to get more information on this. So if you are the creative Kiraat and you are out there and you're listening for some dumb reason, if you want to send us an email at thelulipatacom and give us a little bit more of a scoop, I won't say no. That'd be pretty dope. I would like to pick a brain a little bit, see what's going on in that bad boy Also. Oh, you know how we did the Godzilla episode yesterday. Yeah, last week. Oh shit, I was going to bring this up earlier and I forgot. Let me show you guys all some. It's not good, it's not my grundle.
Speaker 2:It's kind of sad. No, I promise what are we doing?
Speaker 3:Yeah, what do you? Oh no.
Speaker 4:Oh, no, like just now.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry. Yeah, he died on Saturday.
Speaker 3:Literally on Saturday. What a tough fuck.
Speaker 2:Kampachiiro, and he is the guy who he's the man in the suit actor for Godzilla during the Hasei era, which was my favorite era that I was mentioning that on the show Are you telling me that a week later, the man in the suit died. The man in the suit dies. It's 76. Mm-hmm. The Hasei actor, hasei Godzilla, himself has passed.
Speaker 3:Well, we can rest easy, knowing that no one else will turn into a mutant. It's gonna end it right there. Huh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't know, no one else will turn into a mutant. Yeah, I'm Walter Cronkite.
Speaker 4:Cookie crumbles.
Speaker 2:Dog yeah, froze, right, I got. Seriously, I have to stop killing.
Speaker 4:yeah, dude, god, this is kind of fun, that's shit.
Speaker 3:It's a little fucked up Like. It's almost like your. Like your idea of how the podcast should run is is almost it's like a prediction machine for which Well-known celebrities are going to die.
Speaker 2:I forget what the other ones were, but this has happened like three times. It's a.
Speaker 3:It's like a Mayan calendar for overpaid clowns.
Speaker 2:Is what your brain is.
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Speaker 2:And we'll go out there on a limb.
Speaker 4:Why is this the first time I'm hearing of them? Chacha cha, happy birthday. Oh yeah, he's sharing a birthday with Jesus right now.
Speaker 2:Birthday was actually Thursday. Like to us it's this coming Thursday, but to the people it was past Thursday.
Speaker 3:So anyway, it's four days ago.
Speaker 2:Happy birthday, dear.
Speaker 4:Andy cha cha cha.
Speaker 2:Happy birthday to you. And mini.
Speaker 3:Hey, you gotta you ever a present request journey.
Speaker 4:And it's easy, it's just twenty six dollars. At the loony dot com.
Speaker 2:Anyway, that's all I got for housekeeping, because we have some fucking ketchup to play before. Yeah, hug yourself and love yourself.
Speaker 3:She's not wrong, she's a babe. So we have been severely lacking on creating this wonderful epic of a of a piece of literature known as wet hot Allosaurus summer.
Speaker 4:Why don't you go ahead and just read what we have?
Speaker 3:I will, and I'm also realizing something that, as we are writing this we are, we are dubbing ourselves lowly, foust, as our Is our collective pen name here.
Speaker 4:Well, we'll make sure to Put her Somewhere, if she's real here's.
Speaker 3:so here's what we have. I know it's been a minute, so you guys might have forgotten our, our Golden story so far.
Speaker 2:We're creating a Sexual novel.
Speaker 3:Yes, we are writing our very own sexual novel, no, called what hot allosaurus summer. Here's what we have fade in exterior, a penis that is too hot. Attached to this penis is a man named Roy. Roy just got off the night shift at Jiffy Loub. Roy sure knows how to lube a car. He knows how to lube me too. That being said, I haven't met Roy yet. Before I regale you with our sex life, let's talk about how I met Roy. And now we have to talk about we have to okay.
Speaker 4:Roy's a dinosaur, right.
Speaker 3:I am assuming, I don't know we haven't.
Speaker 4:We have to get a little Roy. We have to still in the sandbox. We need to include dinosaurs, so I got, I got us.
Speaker 3:Are we just pretending that, like dinosaurs, being integrated into society? Yes normal and not addressing it like at all.
Speaker 1:I got. Why would?
Speaker 3:we address it, it's normal.
Speaker 2:You can see it. Read that last sentence again. I got.
Speaker 3:You got this. Do we have a pen?
Speaker 4:I don't.
Speaker 3:I.
Speaker 4:Don't just there's some over there, done, I got it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay, all right. So lessons is before I regale with, before I regale you with, our sex life. Let's talk about how I met Roy.
Speaker 2:It was a sunny day at the dinosaur zoo.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'm glad I like that we're staying away from the dinosaur petting zoo. I'm glad that we're staying away from Like where he works like Jiffy Loub.
Speaker 2:That's good. Oh shit, maybe we should go back my.
Speaker 3:I know I hit 3000 miles on my vehicle. I'm serious, like I want. Do you see how many pages we have to fill up?
Speaker 4:We'll get to the Jiffy. Loub, yeah, we'll get to the jiffy. You could be like it was a. It was a wet hot.
Speaker 2:Summer day. It was a wet, hot summer day at the dinosaur petting zoo.
Speaker 4:Okay, I like that. I think zoo we have to they're not wait.
Speaker 1:There's no peace. Reality happening.
Speaker 2:He's a dinosaur. I need to know but that means that we treat them like animals.
Speaker 3:I need to know something. I need to know our dinosaurs like, living among their people, like equals.
Speaker 4:Yes, that's if, if we're gonna be sexting it and we are definitely oh yeah. We're sexting a zombie. If we're, we're having a wet hot house or a summer that's they have to live to be fair.
Speaker 3:That does not imply intelligence To be fair. But what do you say, Mike?
Speaker 2:We. This is a. This is a little decision. Summer day.
Speaker 3:This is a pivotal note, do you? I'm saying?
Speaker 4:it has to be. They have to be equals, Otherwise we're literally writing beastie ality fine.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, let's, let's, okay, it's.
Speaker 2:Fabio equal to the women that he's fucking? No, he's an idiot with. Yeah, they're equals. So no dinosaur pedigree. It was a wet, hot summer day, okay it was a wet hot.
Speaker 3:Let's okay. Let's talk about how I met Roy.
Speaker 2:It was a wet, hot summer day. You gave me a broken try.
Speaker 3:I gave you a couple.
Speaker 2:Try them all odds are. None of them work.
Speaker 4:And that one's a sharpie, or that was a sharpie.
Speaker 3:It was a wet hot hot summer day comma.
Speaker 4:Janine said that because he works at J Fee live, that means he's speedy, fast what hot summer day comma and.
Speaker 2:My car needed service and we just and we just arrived at the beach.
Speaker 4:I am so curious. Hey, you know it doesn't have to make any sense, we just arrived at the beach Okay beach.
Speaker 2:There we go. That's another sound.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we have to fill this page tonight.
Speaker 2:Yes, all right, and we just arrived at the beach, me and my friend. Do you want me to write?
Speaker 4:Jessica.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no one's gonna be able to read this if I keep doing this. I can write fast, but not well.
Speaker 4:Me and my friends Jessica Carly hold on, hold on and Josh, me and my friends.
Speaker 2:Jessica, carly and Josh, we want to add oh, me and my friends Jessica, carly and Josh are Started to unload the trunk of all of our beach gear period for it for. Okay, yeah period. Started to unload our trunk of beach gear, and unload could mean multiple things. Oh yeah, we're gonna fill this with tons of suggestive language. Obviously All right, Jason, take it from here Um.
Speaker 3:We began to mosey down the beach keeping an eye out for the perfect spot, when we noticed a Group of shirtless Alasaurus Playing beat Beach volleyball, obviously danger zone by yeah, by Kenny Loggins, can you?
Speaker 2:logins Kenny Rogers.
Speaker 3:Yes by Kenny Rogers. Even better, are we trying top gun? But like, yes, everyone in the military is From the perspective of, not like the people in the Air Force, but like from the like the beachgoers that watch them.
Speaker 4:So we were looking for the perfect spot when we noticed a. How did you word it? A?
Speaker 3:Group of a group of shirt shirtless Alasaurus, is it? That's all sources, right? Oh sorry, alasaurus is.
Speaker 2:Hello, they're all dead.
Speaker 3:I don't think they won't be offended.
Speaker 4:Playing volleyball can't believe we're so. What was happened?
Speaker 3:to playing volleyball. Yeah, playing beach volleyball. Oh, shirtless, shirtless. That's important, doug. There's shirtless, don't worry, don't you fucking worry, I made them shirtless, all right, you know what? Let's leave it. One more, one more, one more coherent thought, and we'll leave it there. This is. We've done some good exposition here, mike.
Speaker 4:That's when my my jowls started quivering at the site.
Speaker 1:I don't know. No, you got your sentence.
Speaker 4:You got us one to this one. I shit, my pants got a bill to it.
Speaker 2:So, put as the four of us laid our beach towels and umbrellas down, I was hit in the legs by a volleyball.
Speaker 3:It rather Rather slimy and wet volleyball oh this will be your introduction to mystery. Yeah, come up with a name and everything my name is Trish.
Speaker 2:What's yours? Oh, what a nice name. How do you pronounce that?
Speaker 3:moist volleyball.
Speaker 2:I don't know what an allosaurus sounds like, so that's what I'm going with. Well, the other source is kind of big are they raptors.
Speaker 3:Most dinosaurs are yeah.
Speaker 2:Alasaurus kind of small.
Speaker 3:Small, but I mean it's still like big we have.
Speaker 4:we have wet hot and we've Moisted all over the place it was moisted, jason.
Speaker 3:Warm, hot, wet, moist. What do you have to say to the people, the beautiful people? Guys, please stay tuned for more hot Dino action, because this is.
Speaker 3:This is the number one dinosaur smut podcast Primarily. Secondarily we look into weird creepy internet topics, but primarily this is the the hottest venue for for Dino porn literature that you could possibly get your hands on. So open up them ears, but obviously stay paranoid, obviously. Obviously anybody could be listening to what you're listening to. So if you listen to dino porn, greg over the NSA probably knows that's how you know it's the looty certified.
Speaker 1:I.
Speaker 3:Fucking contacts you, greg.
Speaker 4:That's a dumb bliss.
Speaker 2:What do you gotta say to the people?
Speaker 4:I'm just gonna go with a hearty just slap those beans and beans together. It's been a while since I've really, just, like you know, had y'all just go and do that. So Slap them together. Oh, frills no flu maybe think about dinosaurs while you're beating your shit this time. That's that's it. That's all I got. Maybe Doug sent you.
Speaker 3:That thought process, mike. What do you, what do you get for the people?
Speaker 2:Um, hug yourself, love yourself. After this episode, you, we all, could use it so again, just just remember, if you ever think you're alone, I will, I will say this.
Speaker 4:I just realized that Shoei Shuba is in the the discord right now. Shoei Shuba, you got your shout out today, just so you know yeah, all right, everybody have a day.
Speaker 2:We love you, kisses oh.
Speaker 3:Cheers, doug and Mike, let's get the fuck. Cheers we love you. Goodbye, we love you.
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