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Don't Look Under the Internet
DLUTI 134 - Kurat 963
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Doug, Mike and Jason get self-deprecating as they cover this mysterious YouTube series that's about...something? I'm not quite sure. Hopefully you have a better idea than I do by the time you finish this episode.
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Speaker 3I guess we can do whatever we want now.
Speaker 2I love doing that. I don't like that part of the story Welcome.
Speaker 3I can't do that. The whole fucking episode.
Speaker 2Yeah, I would appreciate it if you didn't actually, that'd be super cool.
Speaker 3Would it be hard to talk while you have an erection? Yeah, everybody.
Speaker 4It's me, it's Crusto the Clownb, fuck the clown, fuck the clown, fuck the clown-o.
Speaker 3Hello everybody, it's a terrifying sentence to hear my friend's clowns laid eggs while she was gone. The only reason that makes that better is knowing that your friend has an aquarium.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's true. The silence is deafening.
Speaker 2Welcome everybody, don't look under the internet. A show.
Speaker 4A show.
Speaker 3Yep, you're technically correct A show.
Speaker 1I'm going to say we're a show, a show.
Speaker 2That's Jason, hello, hello. That's Doug, hello, and I'm Cheers to that.
Speaker 4Give me a name. Give me a name.
Speaker 2Give me a name, give me an actor, and I'll try to do an impression of them. But don't be like, oh, fucking Neve Campbell or something Well for Brimley, Stephen Wright, God.
Speaker 1But you just I don't.
Speaker 3Can you do Stephen Wright? Who the fuck is Stephen?
Speaker 1Wright.
Speaker 3Stand up comedian. He's like Supreme Dry Humor. Well, if you don't?
Speaker 2know? See, the guy that died. Is he the guy where he's?
Speaker 5like yeah the one dead guy.
Speaker 2He's like Rice is really cool when you want to eat a thousand or something.
Speaker 3That's Mitch Hedberg. Very similar comedians, though I'm actually not sure Stephen writes the live.
Speaker 4Very funny though.
Speaker 2You're very funny.
Speaker 4Well, good job, mate. Welcome to. Don't Look Under the Internet.
Speaker 2Click, click Anyway. So I'm going to start this off, right off the rip boys, With a little bit of a deludy Housekeeping Head.
Speaker 4Housepeeping.
Speaker 2Housepeeping, first and foremost, got a couple people I want to shout out, one being Val, who, val AKA Should be Varus, varus me, varus me. Wait, is this one person? Yes, this is unfortunately the one that we skipped over the next. Oh no, that's Like boys, that's right.
Speaker 3Oh my God, we are so sorry. Mike is so sorry Mike.
Speaker 2I'm just going to give an overall Mo bad, mo bad, mo bad, mo, mo bad. I also want to give a shout out to Shuie Shuaba Shuie.
Speaker 4Shuaba Shuie Shuaba Shuie Shuaba Shuie Shubert. This is not a smart show. Shuie Shuaba Shuie Shuaba Shuie Shubert, shuie this is not a smart show.
Speaker 3No, sorry, this is not a smart show at all.
Speaker 4This is not a smart shot at all. We hear noise and we just we roll with it.
Speaker 2Those are the two people I wanted to give a shooting shooting shout out to. Thank you, so so so fucking much Want to let the people in on a little something.
Speaker 3Why are you getting so?
Carrot 963
Speaker 2sexy with your mic. Those are you. Those are you that are on YouTube right now have probably noticed. Those of you that are not on YouTube probably haven't noticed. We're in the same room again and you've probably noticed. It's back in my basement it is, and you've also probably noticed all the shit's back, which can mean only one thing we're back, baby.
Speaker 5We're back, baby, 100% we're back at it.
Speaker 2Turns out, it's not as fun recording a thingy when I'm alone in a creepy basement with shit to your internet it's actually sad, it's a lot better, a lot better, when there's two other men in here. So if I'm in a basement and there's scary noises, I can throw these two at the noises while I run up the stairs in safety. And also it helps with the internet issue because I don't have to worry about it. It's on YouTube now.
Speaker 4I can wipe my hands clean of any tech problems again. Oh, your boy just like pulls a cord out of something and he's like we don't need that your boy can be tech illiterate once again, oh yeah, I'm very happy about that.
Speaker 2I don't need you to be like plug in the Rex dudes to the X-Hax cable.
Speaker 4We are overjoyed, and we don't do that with you. That saves us all of 10 whole minutes and the beginning of every episode.
Speaker 2Yeah, so it's all gonna be on, doug. So really I count this as an absolute win. But all the banners back up, doug. Duck down real quick. You wanna know what's my favorite part? No, get out. Get out, the fucking way. We have two mega mind DVDs there, look at them, pretty bitches.
Speaker 2So here's the deal, everybody. If, first and foremost if, you wanna become patrons and get your name shouted out, you can go to patreoncom, slash deludhipotter, you can go to deludycom, become a member. There you get some cool stuff like bonus merch and discounts on said merch too. Our PO box in the description is semi mega mind DVDs, because I want some mega mind DVDs.
Speaker 4Also, if you sent us a box like five to six months ago and it got returned to you, the box was too big for our PO and then I never went and got it again.
Speaker 2So re-send my bad, resend it our way. Oh also, you guys are probably wondering it's we're seeming about 25% lighter today.
Speaker 3Yeah, we look better we shaved off some fat.
Speaker 2Yeah, we're about 25% lighter. You might notice Moot's not here.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, yeah, he's busy.
Speaker 2He's a very busy boy right now. He's got school stuff going on.
Speaker 3Like going on.
Speaker 2He's getting smort. He's getting smort while I'm getting smunk.
Speaker 3I don't know what that means Getting dumped, dumped.
Speaker 2But yeah, Moot's not here this week. He'll be on not next week because, here's the spoiler we are not recording an episode next week because it is Christmas.
Speaker 4Today is.
Speaker 2Christmas.
Speaker 1Take a break, thank you. Today is Christmas for you If you listen to the rest when you're hearing this.
Speaker 4it is Christmas, so happy Christmas. Enjoy this non-themed episode whatsoever.
Speaker 3I see you guys did a real good job at. Christmas on the table today.
Speaker 2Yeah, we didn't. Even my presence is a presence.
Speaker 3I got a Fistmas beer here with my name on it.
Speaker 4I'm gonna Fistmas you later. You wanna Fist?
Speaker 3me with my beer Sure.
Speaker 4Sideways. It's the only way I can get All right.
Speaker 3Anyway.
Speaker 2So yeah we're not recording next week, so the week of Christmas don't expect much from us. That's your Christmas present. That's your Christmas present, so pretty much like subtraction of us January 1st nothing's coming out, yeah, which will help because we will be hung over.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, the new year. We're doing a Mario Party themed party and I'm pretty excited about it.
Speaker 2Same, I don't even really like Mario that much, but you know what I'm excited for, what the thing that we, the thing we were talking about today, that is that I don't understand.
Speaker 3How much practice does one person need?
Speaker 4We need to really lay ample groundwork for this one.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 4Because, watching the entire series is about 15 minutes, just about.
Speaker 2I would argue less.
Speaker 4It's very possible. Oh, I guess there is that one, there is that one. Well, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2That's the. You're gonna go ahead and just say a blanket trigger warning.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2There is gonna be.
Speaker 4So maybe distressing Notes of distress depression probably.
Speaker 3Depression, self deprecation, yes.
Speaker 4So, Violent imagery. I'll say that this one's for you.
Speaker 2So all through this, which is fun, fun for the whole fucking family yeah. So just keep that in mind. And we're gonna make jokes about it, probably because that's just how we. You know the term is gallo humor. I didn't know that was the term for it.
Speaker 5Oh gallo.
Speaker 2But it's like basically the dark humor where, like, if you're in like a shitty situation, might as well laugh about it. Yeah, you can make jokes about it and it's gallo humor because you're making crack and jokes right before you die oh okay, it's that level of like dark humor kind of stuff Okay, and you can probably expect that kind of stuff from.
Speaker 4You know what episode is this? It's probably like one 30 or something.
Speaker 3Yeah, just about If you haven't figured it out by now. We do enjoy the dark humor and we use humor as a coping mechanism to deal with things that we find uncomfortable. I use alcohol Apparently this is one, 34.
Speaker 4134. Wow, I know right, oh fuck.
Speaker 2So today we're not talking vegetables. There's no carrots here, no, but we are talking carrots, carrots, carrots.
Speaker 3This is happening earlier than I thought it was going to.
Speaker 2We're talking about a little thing on the YouTube that you can find called Carrot 963. And I just want to.
Speaker 4I want to preface this A preface. Nobody's talking about this. There's really no we're going to talk about it.
Speaker 2Well, yeah, exactly, and we're not even going to know what the hell we're talking about.
Speaker 4There's one person who talked about it AKA Nexpo.
Speaker 2Tweet at me Nexpo. That'd be cool.
Speaker 4Big ups Nexpo Seven out of 10.
Speaker 2Wood bang.
Speaker 4No chewing, if you understand, it's fine. Anyways.
Speaker 2Yeah, this is a weird one. This is a weird one. I don't fully understand what the hell's happening. No one does.
Speaker 4Zero people do. This will probably be a short analysis, to say the least, but we're going to try and talk about it the best we can.
Speaker 3We're going to try to make sense of something that I don't think was intended to be made sense of.
Speaker 2Made sense of, yes, but I just really don't We'll figure it out, but first this episode is sponsored by.
Speaker 4Spiritus.
Speaker 2Spiritus spirits. They didn't cut us a check.
Speaker 4Yeah, they did. We've got one hay penny coming in the mail from them. We weren't supposed to tell Mike, were we?
Speaker 3No About the deal we got with them. Yeah Well, that's why we're the only ones drinking it.
Speaker 4Yeah that's fine.
Speaker 2Yeah, I will not touch that because, well, I have to work tomorrow and if I touch even a drop I don't think I'm going to I might explode Wait wait, can I have the four roses? Oh yeah, I'll take a small dabble in that. Yeah, wait, you didn't not grab a cup.
Speaker 4I have a Coke.
Speaker 2You have a Coke, I have a Coke if you got roses in your.
Speaker 4Coke, you got some crack. I'm doing it wrong, oh my.
Speaker 2God. I got some crack in my Coke.
Speaker 3That means you're from the 1960s Cracked cocaine.
Speaker 4Let's go, all right hang on.
Speaker 2Before you do the toast, we got to do a classic. What are you drinking? What are you thinking? There's a bottle here and it's empty. Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So what are you guys gonna?
Speaker 4have.
Speaker 2That's gonna make you stay in my basement tonight. Spiritus.
Speaker 3Yeah, we got some spirit.
Speaker 4Spiritmus Miragus.
Speaker 3Miragus.
Speaker 4Guava juice. I mean if we need some of that. We need some of that.
Speaker 2We need some of that.
Speaker 4Large fried chocolate shake and we're unmonitized Spiritus. The thing you shouldn't drink because it's pure alcohol. It's literally 99% alcohol.
Speaker 3It's just grain alcohol, and it's not. It doesn't taste good and I'm drinking.
Speaker 4It'll make you go blind.
Speaker 3Tastes like a vaccine.
Speaker 2It tastes like you licked, but I'm drinking four roses.
Speaker 4That's funny, you're good, thank you. It's a punch For those of you who don't know. No, you know, and Mike's bad at what he does. So here we go.
Speaker 3Take a shot drink to that here's a clink, drink Clink.
Speaker 4Conk. Oh shit, I need chaser on lock for this one that fucking up right now. I'm gonna borrow you.
Speaker 2So while you're doing that, I'm gonna start this off. While you guys die, do you think? Take a time? I'll try to hear. Just try to cap my shot glass, yeah, that'll. Yeah, see, it's already affecting you. You're already drunk, so what better place to start with? So warm though we need to chill that.
Speaker 3That actually makes it worse oh.
Speaker 2Gotta love an alcoholic. It's worse when it's cold.
Speaker 3It gets hotter, like as you take it. I don't understand that.
Speaker 2So I'll start us off. You guys can just quiver. That was bad today.
Speaker 4Yeah well, because we're in a humid or a moist basement if there was anything in my throat that was gross, it killed it immediately.
Speaker 3Oh, that calm over that leftover come all the last Christmas.
Speaker 4Yeah, all that Christmas come is now gone.
Speaker 3She if you guys stay long enough, maybe we'll go over our Christmas time rituals and you'll find out what that means.
Speaker 2So where do we start other than the beginning boys?
Speaker 3That's where that's the place, probably depending on what point of the episode we're in. It might be the beginning, but it might not be, and I don't know if you guys Found this, but your puzzled looks is telling me no.
Speaker 4So keep going, mike, all right so there was okay, I think, I think I might know, but go ahead.
Speaker 2I'm gonna cover the first four episodes here. They're, I think, first off all these episodes, videos for this thing. There's what 15 total 16 17, technically they are all, on average roughly about a minute long.
Speaker 3Yeah, but between like 12 seconds to like.
Speaker 4Most of my were 40 seconds yeah there's one 10 minute video that you can watch in 10 seconds. Yeah, if you know where to watch.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah. So just like I did with Crazy lady Bond skinny yeah, was it by skinny. I don't want, where I lumped them all together.
Speaker 5No that was there for us, that was ghost lady, her house haunted.
Speaker 2The hi, I'm Mary. Mary, no, the newer one we did. House haunted.
Speaker 4Son, british lady, grandma died. We just did this. Dark in the dark.
Speaker 2I'm gonna lump all these together. We are actually brain dead the videos are called in order Something gibberish which translates to the inexplicable urge to push people away.
Speaker 3This is the that word.
Speaker 2It just means that or that specific, like I can't see the word too well, because it's one of those like Mour bar trarenkeit, you made that up.
Speaker 3No, german it is.
Speaker 2Yes, the next one is Intanner code in me, which means you thin eyes. The next one is righteous indignation and the. English is a is multiple languages. That all just translates to the word failure, I Francisco. So all of these the first one is where we get some little bit of information. In the first one it starts off immediately and it looks like a VHS tape and it says rewind before Removing from machine be kind rewind.
Speaker 2Yeah, pretty much. Yes, jack Black film. It goes on to essentially just be like hey, we're with you, we didn't forget about you. You thought that we would, we didn't, and and I've been working on something special for you for a reward. I'm gonna reward you've been very patient, so congratulations for that one.
Speaker 2And then we get some weird glitchy glaches that happen 13 seconds, I know right, but we get some weird glitchy glaches that happen and during those glitchy glaches you get this piece of Text that pops up and it pops up within like a fraction of a second. Like it is hard to even get a frame of this shit.
Speaker 2It's one, for there was a couple of those in this series, yeah there is one frame of getting this and it says it's Matt in proper order and would be the first one to taste it. If the prince's present was one of the raw meat, he must need to have it cooked and make an ob oblation, a blation of it. If that's it, that's what she can't. And then it keeps going on saying things like they tried to separate us. I Will help you, don't be upset, I hear you. And then you get this weird, ominous stuff at the end. It's like if they try to communicate, don't listen, and it just keeps repeating that don't listen, don't hear them, don't look at them. And then it cuts and then we are.
Speaker 2We get like, actually what looks like VHS footage and it's all like it's outside stuff and it's nothing. It just looks like someone's looking at like the sky, pretty much through, like trees and stuff, and it looks like it's like dust outside. It's very, very strange, very weird, very strange. They're strong in the, the details of the video. There's no comments. All the comments for these have been turned off. Yeah, no comments.
Speaker 4No comments.
Speaker 2Also, if you thought you're gonna get help in the comments, no, absolutely fucking no, but I can't even have a discussion and if you go to the Like more details, part of it, where it shows you like the views and all that.
Speaker 2Yeah, the only thing you get is like a countdown from the number 17. So as this says 17, the next one says 16, 15, 14, thus on and up forward, which makes me think maybe that's the order. So maybe we view this in reverse, but we'll go into that later. Maybe possibly, I don't know. So the next video is when we get a couple things, where it pops up saying things like it seems you have no desire for a real connection. I will correct this. You seem anxious, are you afraid? And we're about to get a bunch of glitchy, glatches. And this is where you start getting a little bit more into the downturn of things, where it's a little Depresse, I would say.
Speaker 2It says things like no one will miss you.
Speaker 3Just a little wrap.
Speaker 2It's like no one will miss, you cares. And then it's like, oh, we're gonna download things or no. It's like, um, we didn't realize that you had these kind of attributes to you. And it names off things like over generalizations, catastrophizing things, personalization, control, fallacies, blaming, emotional reasoning. And it's like we didn't know you're into that stuff. You have a heaven reward fallacy. We didn't think you believed. And Then it goes on to say I'll make note of that, we're glad you are precondition, so we're getting this.
Speaker 3It feels like fucking writing in my like my chart.
Speaker 2That's what it kind of feels like that right, like is this, like you're at the doctor's office, it's just gonna get reviewed later, like yes you are, you're getting reviewed by quarterly reviews coming up I need to.
Speaker 3Need to look at your file. Says here you suck, you, just you fucking suck. You're really bad.
Speaker 2It says it a lot actually, but now next it says something. It says I'll have to get rid of some more things wired in your subconscious before we start. So this feels like some like Just snips of sim. Yeah, some weird like matrix downloading your brain Type of shit. You know what I mean. Yeah so it goes on to say it comes up kind of like a DOS thing, the command prompt the command prompts.
Speaker 2It says terminating logical reasoning, replacing with emotional based, deleting positive reinforcement, updating generalizations, terminating independence. And the last one just says replacing with depth, and then it cuts off.
Speaker 3You are getting captain Jack Sparrow as a brain now, yeah, you're gonna have to do the weird one. But not my choice.
Speaker 2Just happens. I'm gonna assume that depth is supposed to mean depression but it's off seed over? Really no right Right. Yeah. And then it goes on to say I have loaded up some mantras. I need you to repeat these right and this is, this is.
Speaker 2Take a deep breath. I'm like, oh, cool, cool, cool. It says say these, say these out loud as they, as they are like displayed to you on the screen. I'm like, okay, this will be fun. And it goes on to say things like I'm not good enough, I Deserve nothing in this life. It's just like you suck. And then it goes on saying you're doing great, sweetie, just a few more, and then we'll begin the process. And then it cuts and now we're. What I want to say is back to that. We're like VHS, like tape, but this time, instead of like an overview during like dusk, it looks like it's dark outside. Now we're just kind of looking at like some blurry trees and whatnot, but so far, just sad. I feel worse watching this than I did before you just opened up.
Speaker 3I opened up this point two solid minutes of just go fuck yourself the video.
Speaker 2I don't like that. And then it's you get this thing that says you the next one's righteous Ignition says you live your life like there is a part two. No, I don't. That's like the afterlife.
Speaker 3You live your life like you're going to die.
Speaker 1I'm not like I have an extra life. No, yeah, there's something afterwards.
Speaker 2That makes more sense. It says you live your life through validations.
Speaker 5I feel, personally attacked.
Speaker 2And then it goes on to say you are going to slip, you are going to fail. Well, that's not really nice of you to say. And then it says it just pops up and it says a constant stream of, and then wild glitches happen. And then there's text that goes up that just says too much, too much, too much, too much, and it's to me, I think this is supposed to represent, like a overstimulation.
Speaker 3When you bust a nut, but she keeps.
Speaker 2And now it says to regulate this we advise you to, and then it gives off another fun little list for you.
Speaker 4And this again we don't condone the shit coming out of.
Speaker 2I don't want. So it says this is what we advise you to pick fights. No, instead of throw stuff, break stuff.
Speaker 3I thought of fucking lip biscuit break stuff when I saw these four little.
Speaker 2Let's just do what stopped 99 all over.
Speaker 1Yeah, they are the reason that went to 100%. 100% because that's what went on, and they started breaking stuff.
Speaker 4Did you watch the fucking documentary?
Speaker 2Yeah, I always thought they were just like part of it. No, they started it.
Speaker 4They started it, yeah, and that's when the shit river flowed, yep.
Speaker 2It goes on to say stop eating, hurt yourself. A lot of things that here at doodly we're going to tell you don't do, don't, don't do that, no, don't do that. And then we get it. It glitches, and then it says like a adding paranoia, like it's downloading it into your brain. It says adding paranoia, and then it glitches. And then you get this other thing that pops up on the screen and it says we recommend the following while we upload your file Be angry, move backwards, destroy progress, judge others, project the situations.
Speaker 3Gaslight me, daddy. So I read the move backwards like, literally like get angry Walk backwards. I'm a backwards man. I'm a backwards man. Step back.
Speaker 2But yeah, all in all, just very depressing shit and I don't like that very much. So I'm going to say fuck you, karat 960. Fuck you, fuck who. So the next one, the failure one. It starts off this time with that VHS style tape and it's kind of looking over a couple of buildings. It's during the day, you don't really see too much. It's just like it kind of reminds me of like an industrial park type of deal.
Speaker 3It looks like the view that, like 93% of the world has. You know what I mean. Like I feel shit. This is just what. Like it's just boring, like there's this part of a town, there's a street, and like it's just not. It's not, it's just nothing.
Speaker 2Yeah, so it goes on to tell me that I'm a failure. So that's fun, good. It says some that you've done so many fuck ups and you still have not done anything of worth. So this is to Brooklyn 99. Dot really bummed me out. Yeah, this is this says the bubble you live in will have to burst someday. Is everyone having fun? Yeah, having a fun time.
Speaker 3I'm finding it really hard to like. Is this a good time to?
Speaker 4mention that the word cure is Estonian for the devil.
Speaker 2Oh, this is a good time for that. I didn't know that carrot or a carrot.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's Estonian for devil, and it's also like a. It's like a swear, like a meaningless like swear, like like god damn or something like that.
Speaker 4Okay.
Speaker 3I looked at a few of the etymologies for it. Most of it is just meaningless garbage. But in Estonian it means devil.
Speaker 2It goes on to be even more of a downer. Back to this says things like you're full of excuses day in and day out, but you don't actually try to solve your problems. That's cool. Always blaming others and never taking responsibility that's cool. It says you continue to lie to yourself. We both know you're full of shit, fucking assholes. People all have always taken advantage of you. They always know how pathetic you are. I'm like boy. If I am, no wonder no one talks about this, because it sucks.
Speaker 3You just feel like bad after it yeah.
Speaker 2And then this says you're. You are watching this because, and before the rest of it can go on and you cannot read what it says. You hear Jason blowing a dude yeah, it's pretty great. And then it just goes on to tell you that you're not special, you are nothing. Over and over again. But hey, guess what? We cut back to that great, great skyline view right back to my child of whatever the fuck this place is.
Speaker 4It's like they're showing the inside of my mind.
Speaker 3It's like Gary Indiana, it's for sure.
Speaker 2Gary.
Speaker 1Indiana.
Speaker 2So that is the first four episodes of this.
Speaker 5Good.
Speaker 2Now I know what you're thinking. It can only get better from here, right?
Speaker 4Absolutely it will.
Speaker 5So that is Christmas like one of the most depressing holiday for a lot of people.
Speaker 2We're just stacking this on top of it, aren't we? I hope you're having a good day everyone.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2Duluth is going to go out there and just tell you that you're a very important person.
Speaker 3You should feel bad about yourself you should feel great about yourself.
Speaker 2Oh, and no matter.
Speaker 4Think about all those kids that aren't getting presents today, when you're opening up just a ton of presents and just living in a house and having lots of food Clean water.
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Speaker 2Just remember this. Remember how good you have it. No matter how alone you think you are, you never really are. Someone always has your back, okay.
Speaker 3Now that I'm glad you had that last part, because it was real creepy up until then. You never really are.
Speaker 2I'm never alone. Someone's always in the corner.
Speaker 4Literally has a camera in your toilet.
Speaker 2I'm right next to you all the time In your toilet.
Speaker 3Nice rethral camera installation yes.
Speaker 2So, jason, yeah, you can take us away from here.
Speaker 1I guess, so Maybe get us on, on track.
Speaker 2On track of sorts, I hope.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 2Okay, all aboard the sad train still.
Speaker 3Maybe Yours kind of came at us really really, really fucking hard Right off the cuff, it's like you suck Fuck you Go, fuck yourself. You're terrible. So the next one we get is called Don't Hurt Me.
Speaker 1Don't Hurt Me. I'm Scared. Don't Hurt.
Speaker 3Me and also don't hug me. This is it's just super eerie, creepy music and you can tell that it's it's somebody going like for a walk in the woods and there's a super hard cut of like this glowing green barrel. It's almost like it reminds me of one of those, like those plastic barrels they used in Breaking Bad to like melt bodies yeah.
Speaker 3It looked just like that, oh, like the blue vats. Yeah yeah, it was nighttime. It's glowing green, then hard cut back and we go back to the woods. But this time it's nighttime edition. You can't really see anything. You see a flashlight, erratically, like erratically shake across the screen and that's the whole fucking video. Not going to lie, I will say one of the things I noticed while watching at least my section of these is that these videos aimed to make you feel things Right.
Speaker 4Like there was no, it's yeah, it's definitely atmospheric.
Speaker 3It's not really like we lose.
Speaker 4I think we completely lose no more text gone on every video going forward. There's no longer like a woman being just berating you.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh yeah, I forgot to mention that all the text is in a woman's voice. That is like that typical, like you suck your piece of shit, fuck you, you never forget where you came from, that kind of voice.
Speaker 4It was funny doing research because I'm just like watching these videos and like this is just like laying in bed just hearing this woman like talk shit to me and I'm just like good, this will make great.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1Yes, yes.
Speaker 3But no, so, like, so each one of mine I was looking for, like the feeling that went along with it, because I think that was what whoever made these was kind of going for. It meant to like emulate a different feeling. This one, it was just like the unknown, the fear of the unknown, like you're in the middle of, like you don't really know what's going on. You've been dropped in the middle of something like woods during the daytime, woods during the nighttime. It doesn't matter if you don't know the woods you're lost.
Speaker 2It's kind of tapping into that fear of that fear of being lost, the fear of being isolated and all yeah, yeah, it almost doesn't matter.
Speaker 3The fear of being naked and afraid both of those things 100%.
Speaker 4And it almost doesn't matter if it's night or day, right Like it's still the same lost.
Speaker 3Yeah, you're still lost, so it's kind of hectic and it gives you that sense of like fuck, I need to find something familiar. Fuck, very, very, very lost. But that's all we get for that video. The next one is called Be Mine. This one's super short. It's literally some more like earring music and it's like the super hazy, like this one made me feel like I was waking up from like a drugged haze or like a like a really fucking bad hangover or something. It's almost like you open your eyes and like it's sunrise or sunset. Everything's kind of blurry. You can't really like focus on anything that slowly starts to come into focus and, as you like, you know that it's outside in the woods somewhere, but you can't really tell what anything is. And that's the whole fucking video there. It's like it's it's several seconds, it's not long at all.
Speaker 3The next one we go to is called Transfix. This one is more of the same. This is more haziness and it's so. This one, it's almost like the camera is the viewpoints of whoever's the subject, I guess, and it almost looks like whoever the subject is being dragged along like the floor of, like the outdoors or the woods Same woods they saw we saw in. Don't Hurt Me, not sure, but this one is. This one gave a huge feeling of like helplessness and it's just like here. It's almost like you're just laying there being dragged across the floor. I have no control over what's going on, you're just kind of along for the ride. And that was called Transfix. And the very last one in my series is it's the Greek word for fate. I don't know how to pronounce it in Greek Food Food.
Speaker 1I don't know what that. I don't know what one of those letters is I don't know how two of those get pronounced.
Speaker 4So like an upside down H.
Analyzing Creepy Videos, Speculating on Meaning
Speaker 3U thing and I can't remember. I took Greek in high school, but that's fucking eons ago. At this point, this is so. This is the one we've been talking about. This is the 10 minute long video. I'm glad you got that and me.
Speaker 4I honestly I'm not going to lie I originally thought I had this.
Speaker 1That's why.
Speaker 4I picked my section because I was like I'll give them the short ones, oh gotcha. And then I realized after recounting that it was the last one in your section.
Speaker 3I was like fucking whoops and it really it was not a big deal.
Speaker 4Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3And you'll see why in just a second. So for the majority of this video we're going to see, it's like a shot of a wood paneling and like a shadow of a spinning fan, almost like a ceiling fan, and that's all we see, and for seven solid fucking minutes. That is all we see legitimately. And after this checkpoint we hard cut Yep, anything else we want to destroy.
Speaker 2No, I'm pretty good, you sure you got a lot. I'm pretty cozy right now. So you look, fucking cozy, you're cozy.
Speaker 4Um boys back in his home.
Speaker 3He's got boys in his home. I have boys in my house.
Speaker 2You know I'm comfy with it.
Speaker 3You don't even have to put the milkshakes out. So seven minutes of this fan spinning and we cut to a hand like a handheld VHS camera or like a home movie camera or something. And it's this. It's somebody's holding it and they're walking. You see the exterior of a house and you see a window. They slowly get closer and closer until they can like peer through the blinds and we see this woman who was doing something beforehand and she finishes up and she walks away from the window. Almost kind of looks like she was cleaning. And then we snap right the fuck back to two minutes and 37.
Speaker 4Reality.
Speaker 3Oh, there's the fan spinning. Exactly, this one was almost like a. It almost like lured you into his false sense of security for seven minutes. I hate a false sense of security.
Speaker 2Give me a real. I get so safe, and then wham, it's false Basket.
Speaker 3It like lures you in with like the spinning fan, almost like nothing's going to happen, and then you get this really sinister shot of somebody looking into a house from the outside. Whoever's inside clearly has no idea that this is happening.
Speaker 2And so this is a regular, like a stalking situation. Yeah, 100 percent.
Speaker 4Definitely looks that way.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, that's what I got from it. And this one, this one kind of made me feel a little apprehensive Again. After the like, the safety net of the spinning fan kind of got ripped away and we now know that, oh, this is a video about somebody who's stalking. Is it a target? Is it like, is it just somebody that he knows? I mean, I don't think so. Right, you don't?
Speaker 4see videos Fun part. I know We'll never know, I know We'll never fucking know.
Speaker 3And that's why I'm like, I'm my, my wheels are spinning. I'm trying to like find some some way for this to fucking make sense, especially because that's the last video in my series and that's the last thing that happens in that video. Maybe the sense is the friends you make along the way, I have no friends. What do we take a?
Speaker 4shot about.
Speaker 3Oh, actually I'm actually considering telling Doug. He's not my friend anymore for making me watch all of this.
Speaker 2You're welcome. Cheers, mike, cheers. Okay, have fun. Guys, I'll be here. I don't take shots anymore. I'm out of that stage in my life.
Speaker 3Oh, but with that Doodles you get some shit to say to us.
Speaker 4So my first video is just entitled trial, but it's like scratched out, oh yeah.
Speaker 3Most of the text in these titles is like super fucked up.
Speaker 4And this one is. It's really short nine seconds. It's literally. It looks like if you were to like put an old ass VHS and hit play and then nothing happens. So the more I rewatched it, the more I realized it looks almost like somebody took something and put it under a microscope with no light behind it. It's really weird. That's really all that happens. There's some weird noise and that's it. If I had more time, I would have probably tried to take these videos like audio and try to run them through like a spectrogram or something. People did that.
Speaker 3I didn't find anyone who did that I found a couple of comments on the the next bow analysis video saying they took some of the videos from the series and they ran it through it. They said, yeah, I thought for sure this word like nothing, really nothing, wow, okay, so it's just creepy music.
Speaker 2That's not as fun, but that's fine, we're back at the KFC murder chicks.
Speaker 4Everybody. It's a ploy, and then that's that's it. That's all that is. And then the next video it starts off glitchy. It looks like maybe like a thumb, like almost looks like a thumb, like I don't really know.
Speaker 3Yeah, how to describe it? Garnish one.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's garnish. And then there's a weird part. We get this like really blurry screen and you hear like a man and a woman having some sort of like it sounds like an altercation it does. I literally wrote down sex, are they in? Pain, or are they having sex Like?
Speaker 3that is a fine line.
Speaker 4I don't really know. I guess we could play it technically.
Speaker 3You want to.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's like it's very short.
Speaker 5Oh, I don't think we need to, I think, mike.
Speaker 3No, he nailed it. He nailed it. So like that's great, yeah, I'm good If you want to say that you should probably have it play through the road.
Speaker 4Yeah, I need to fucking put it into Bluetooth because I think you know you're plugged in like plug.
Speaker 3plug in, Change your sound settings to the roadcast.
Speaker 4I'm going you fuck.
Speaker 2Come on, there we go. Oh sorry, I was supposed to whisper that.
Speaker 4Hopefully that didn't change anything in discord. All right, yeah, I can.
Speaker 1I can hear us All right.
Speaker 2That's definitely fucking. I know right. It's like you can hear the guy going.
Speaker 3Ah, ah ah is that what you said? Yeah, play that one more time.
Speaker 4I need to hear that. I know right it's. It's hard to like tell I guess it's not. That's fucking it's fucking it's, fucking it's because it's repetitive.
Speaker 2If it was an argument, it'd be different. Vocal like tones, it's repetitive, it's going, him going, ah, ah, because he's hitting them back shots and she's taking those, them back shots.
Speaker 4She's taking those back shots. You heard it here first. She is taking them back shots, or vice versa, because he's going ah ah, he'd be taking back shots.
Speaker 2You know what that's?
Speaker 3playing again. That sounds like playing again Does it sound like a pegging. Is this something like a pegging?
Speaker 4I don't know, I really don't know.
Speaker 2I think that's true Sure they meant to take bad shots.
Speaker 3All right, we're the Taffy Scots issue, will Smith chime, and she's definitely given it her O R OKA. Not on, I don't know if she is he is, he is either. She sounds like a porn star. Given the he's kind of fake he's either in pain or getting his prostate dis cuc Mauro tour, I'm gonna play one more time.
Speaker 2All right, I'm going to play one more time. You know what I can slow it down, Actually hold up. Oh, now it sounds more like when I do it.
Speaker 3Oh my God, Fucking Kelly's nephew.
Speaker 4Oh, where's this going it?
Speaker 3has just discovered that people around him laugh if he looks around and goes yeah oh, he does not know you. That's amazing, it's so fucking funny.
Speaker 4It's so funny Anyway yeah, anyway, so Drop a comment. Drop a comment. This video is 10.
Speaker 2If you think it's fucking, or if you think it's a screen match drop a comment.
Speaker 4Leave a like comment. Subscribe for fucking.
Speaker 3Bring that bell. If it's sex, bring the sex bell.
Speaker 4This video's 10 seconds, by the way, if anyone wanted to know We've talked about this video the most, I think. So yeah, we get that, and then At least depressing that there's people potentially fucking. Literally the last part of this is just a white screen with just some creepy music, oh yeah. So my next video wowie-zowie.
Speaker 3Wowie-zowie Supert.
Speaker 4Like I mentioned, it's got the name is. There's really no name. It's just brackets with boxes inside of it, but literally it's just a video of this guy walking through the forest.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, what are you actually touching on this one?
Speaker 2Shut up, Doug.
Speaker 3I wanted to bring this up. So while watching the analysis video by Nexbo, I noticed when he shows a shot of all the videos in this either playlist or the uploaded videos there's one thumbnail that doesn't line up with the rest of them, and I'm assuming it's because the thumbnail shows a dead rat or something like that. It literally looks like somebody is like prying apart the chest cavity.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's like a dissection.
Speaker 3Yeah, and I don't know Like I reversed image search this. I went onto the fucking Internet Archive to try to find. I uploaded this. It existed on YouTube beforehand. I couldn't find shit, so I know what this is. And even the playlist that you watch these through. It says one hidden video. I'm assuming it's this one, but I have no idea what the fuck it is. It looks super fucked up and I'm really upset that we don't have access to it.
Speaker 4Yeah, I'm sure it probably either got flagged or taken down or something like that, something like that.
Speaker 3I just wanted to bring that up just because I would not have remembered that at all, whatsoever.
Speaker 4Yeah, and that video that I was just talking about. It's literally just them walking through the forest with music to the background. That's it. There's nothing. It's in the day. It looks like you have to kind of crawl around through this low set of trees. That's it. That's what happens. My next video is all. I think it's Japanese. I meant to actually get the language but it translates into wrong address and it's literally just dash cam footage of someone driving down the highway to creepy music. Good, that's it. That's all it is. That's literally the.
Speaker 3I mean there's a loose story kind of coming together here Is there Because I can't find it we're getting there, we have some time to talk about it in just a minute here. Let's let Doug get through the rest of it. So the next video.
Speaker 4I'm not even gonna Poofta Puftas, pufta, pufta.
Speaker 2Pufta. What is it, miss Poofer? Miss Poofer, you fucking missed Poofer.
Speaker 4This is literally just two seconds long of someone filming a tree. Yep, yeah, it's, that's Hooray, literally all it is man I could have.
Speaker 1To be fair, Pufta.
Speaker 3Translate into Lust Okay.
Speaker 1That's fair, like you, have a log.
Speaker 2What's Like? You have a hole. You have a log. What Like a tree? You have a giant shrimp. Did I miss?
Speaker 3something.
Speaker 2Like a log, I don't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 3What are you talking about?
Speaker 2Lust Like a dick. I get that Like a log, like a big old dick we're reaching.
Speaker 4We're reaching on that, but that's fine. What's the next? What's the next title?
Speaker 3Translate to so the next title it's Air Laden, which translates to batches. That's interesting Like a log.
Speaker 2Like a tree Like a dick. It's a tree, yeah, like a dick, like a dick.
Speaker 3A dick batch.
Speaker 4So this one's interesting because it looks like it's filmed on a fish island, but in the dark, and you just see this repeating little light flicker across the screen and I don't know if batches has to do with anything about. I don't really know what that has to do with anything in this, because it's so hard to make out Like you're inside a room and then it just like starts to glitch on one light source in a dark room, and that's literally all we get from that video.
Speaker 3Yeah, these last four are probably the most cryptic, very abstract.
Speaker 4Yeah, the last three videos make you feel like you're like what is all this? Because it's a very big transition from the first four videos to everything behind it. But the next one is Obli.
Speaker 3And it's French and it's translated to freeble wobbles, weeble wobbles, but they forget. All the time it translates to forget.
Speaker 4Oh, okay, because we're now pretty much just back into a prairie. Yeah, you got it this one I actually have.
Speaker 3So this one yeah, like Doug said, we're walking along with this prairie, it's like this wildlife preserve area. There's a path and that's all it is. But very, very briefly, at the beginning we get a. I think it's Sorry, not at the beginning, it's the last, like fifth, of the video and it's as they they look. It's a little bit before that. I'm just live coaching you here. We get this. It's a cut and it's it just cuts to like a another picture of, of, like the of rocks. Here's the picture, if you want to see it. I managed to isolate it and it's it's literally just of the of the ground, like it's just of some rocks and shit, like I thought it was gonna be something more sinister, but no, it's, it's I don't know. There we, there we are. Yeah, I know I spent far too long trying to like pause right on the do the rocks, the transition, anything.
Speaker 3No, dude, like it's nothing, it's, it's just the floor, like all of it Outside.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, that's all of we ble, I got the last one. Ok, go for it, man. It's called resolution, which translates to the word Hell yeah, a lust like a log in Estonia, which is like a tree.
Speaker 3You know what I mean. Direction.
Speaker 2Right Got it.
Speaker 1It's called resolution.
Analyzing a Mysterious Video Series
Speaker 2It's 28 seconds long, yep, and it's a man filming the woods, yep, yeah, ain't nothing else to it, it's just a dude out in the woods. So how do we feel that being?
Speaker 3the last video.
Speaker 2The last thing you see is like a bundle of what looks like tree bark. Oh yeah, it's like somebody was like on a pile.
Speaker 3It looks like something that somebody made and I wish I knew what like that looks like tree bark, like me, like a pile of tree bark. Yeah I'm. I don't know what I was supposed to get out of like out of the end of that one, but so are we going?
Speaker 2So that was it. That was the last episode.
Speaker 3Yeah, that was the last video for this whole thing.
Speaker 2Yes, Now here's. Here's the thing that I'm thinking. This was made seven years ago. This was made seven years ago, which means it probably wasn't that great.
Speaker 3Yeah, things that were made seven years ago are bad.
Speaker 4They typically are super terrible.
Speaker 2I don't want to say that like I'm a bad man or anything.
Speaker 3But those numbers in the description there's numbers in the description.
Speaker 2The last one is number one, so something tells me we should have watched this in reverse.
Speaker 3So if you look at it like that so the order we have right now as an upload order these are the, the translations of the titles in that order it's the inexplicable urge to push people away euthanize, righteous indignation, failure, don't hurt me, be mine, transfix, fate, trial, garnish, no title, wrong address, and then lust, batches and forget and resolution, and then resolution at the very end. Now, if you do it in the numbered order, you get that in direct reverse, which is resolution. Then it goes forget batches, lust, wrong address, something we can't really tell, garnish, trial, fate, transfix, be mine, don't hurt me, failure, righteous indignation, euthanize, and the inexplicable urge to push people away. If you look at that in reverse order, it could kind of be like a down spiral. It's the, it's the order of emotions you're supposed to feel after you do something terrible.
Speaker 3And if you take that emotion and you look at the scenes that have been given to us, you get in reverse order. In reverse order, you see a bunch of shots of the woods. Right, there's one that's supposed to be of like a dead animal that we can't watch, unfortunately. I wish I had that piece for this. But then you get like the fan spinning and then there's like watching the woman and that's the video titled hate. And then you move up to the next one called transfix, and you get almost like somebody's been drugged and is being dragged through the woods, and then you get somebody waking up from a drugged something.
Speaker 2So it's a man who stalked a lady, drugged her and brought her to the woods, and did something to her Prop, I think.
Speaker 4I think it's some sort of martyr, yeah, I was going to say If we look at it that way, you know, it's the end of the episode, like, if you watch it in reverse, it's the murder all the way up until this person no longer knows how to feel and is going through those depressive states and whatnot. It's very open to interpretation.
Speaker 2It's very, very. The thing about this is there is no right and or wrong answer.
Speaker 4Yeah, and since we don't know who the fuck made this Now here's something fun.
Speaker 2He doesn't know shit.
Speaker 3Mike's got the creator shit.
Speaker 2No, this is stupid, but I did try to look up the creator Me and Dougie Media we're like, yeah, we know why I did this. But I looked at the creator, looked up Karat 963, creator and I got a bunch of related searches. Look at these, jason. Is this not weird? I got related searches says Karat 963. Creator of Naruto. Creator of Roblox, creator of Free Fire. Creator of Squid Game. Creator of anime you creator of anime code creator of him.
Speaker 2Weird, a lot of weird shit. Now, why would this be popular? Because if I click on like creator of Naruto, for example, it then goes on to give me a Masashi Kishimoto, the guy who made Naruto. Where you come with this, but as I do that, it gives me pictures of the Naruto guy, but then it gives me obviously the Karat 963 ARG.
Speaker 3Very weird right? It's not weird at all.
Speaker 2It's not weird at all, because this is just. Wait a second, this is Go ahead. Are you piecing something together? Keep talking, okay, well, we're gonna burst your bubble a bit here. That's fine. Nothing weird at all. This is just. We may have just connected him to something.
Speaker 4But oh, are you gonna go to the Wayback machine? I was about to, Anyways, so I just had that same thought. Yeah, go ahead, Mike.
Speaker 2This is just so you'll notice that this is on Yahoo.
Speaker 3I want to wait to hear this.
Speaker 2Oh, motherfucker, famously reliable search engine Yahoo. So this is probably just Yahoo's algorithm.
Speaker 4It's literally just like you put these two words together. You know what they were.
Speaker 2So here's a bunch of popular searches. Pretty sure that's all that happened. Go to Google then. Oh, I did that and guess what? You get Nothing. It rhymes with Mata Mata you get Mata.
Speaker 3Oh right, you get the three search results you come up with for this fucking shit. Okay, got it.
Speaker 2Karat963Creator. And this is what you get. Are you ready? Are you watching? It's just the stuff relating to Nexpo's video.
Speaker 3Okay, well, that's super, super upsetting.
Speaker 2You get a TikTok. There's a TikTok, that's fun, but that's it. So you get. Isn't that fun? Let's try Aromat Seasoning on an Apple. Do you want to do that? Would you like to do that?
Speaker 4No, okay, I did just Google 963 and like if it had any special meanings and the first thing I see is that it's one of those like angel numbers.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, it's like 666, but it Well, I mean it equals the same number.
Speaker 1Like if you were to add up 666.
Speaker 39 plus 6 plus 3 is obviously the same thing If you're into golden math 669 and then, 6 plus 3.
Speaker 4I'm not a fan of anything with the word math in it.
Speaker 3That's fair. I am a fucking nerd when it comes to math, and I'm realizing that the older I get. Dude 693.
Speaker 2693, right, 693. Yeah, 6. You have the 9. You have the 9.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2And then 6 plus 3 equals 9. 12.
Speaker 1So then what?
Speaker 2do you have 18.?
Speaker 1What are you talking about?
Speaker 26 plus 3. Equals 9, right. And then you have another 9. So you have 2 9s, right? Yeah, alright, flip them around. What do you got 66. And then add that 3 and then add that 3, and then what do you got?
Speaker 39 plus 9 is 18. No no no 1 plus 8 is 9.
Speaker 2No and then from the 66. 69. You have 69.
Speaker 4Hey, Remember, remember remember, we fucking got there bro.
Speaker 3I don't know why I continue to like watch you put together things in your brain. And my first thought is like oh my God, mike's put together something really smart Like let's do this.
Speaker 2I've been known to do that you have.
Speaker 3It's very rare, but when it happens, even I am proud of myself Like part of you dies, though, when I'm like, oh, he's onto something here, and then all of a sudden it's like that, it's like it just said, oh 69.
Speaker 2Here's the fun thing With this you can't really find anything on the creator.
Speaker 4No, fuck no.
Speaker 2There's no information on this other than this YouTube channel and next.
Speaker 4Oh, that was what I was gonna do. You can like. You can like find people's emails off of YouTube, and I'm meant to do that, and I will unread it, even like on r slash ARG.
Speaker 2Someone brought this up like 7 fucking years ago and it's got two comments and it's just people going whoa, yeah, no, it's, and I was going to mention this too.
Speaker 3That's it. That's all it is. I wish it was more on this.
Speaker 4Like you, know it sucks. They have more subscribers than us.
Speaker 2Well, because you know, it was probably at one point like oh, what's? This Seven years, but then it made no sense.
Speaker 4That's fair. Seven years? Yeah, I don't know. We're creeping up on you. Kiraat, nice, all in all.
Death of Hasei Godzilla Actor
Speaker 2I would love to get more information on this. So if you are the creative Kiraat and you are out there and you're listening for some dumb reason, if you want to send us an email at thelulipatacom and give us a little bit more of a scoop, I won't say no. That'd be pretty dope. I would like to pick a brain a little bit, see what's going on in that bad boy Also. Oh, you know how we did the Godzilla episode yesterday. Yeah, last week. Oh shit, I was going to bring this up earlier and I forgot. Let me show you guys all some. It's not good, it's not my grundle.
Speaker 2It's kind of sad. No, I promise what are we doing?
Speaker 3Yeah, what do you? Oh no.
Speaker 4Oh, no, like just now.
Speaker 2I'm sorry. Yeah, he died on Saturday.
Speaker 3Literally on Saturday. What a tough fuck.
Speaker 2Kampachiiro, and he is the guy who he's the man in the suit actor for Godzilla during the Hasei era, which was my favorite era that I was mentioning that on the show Are you telling me that a week later, the man in the suit died. The man in the suit dies. It's 76. Mm-hmm. The Hasei actor, hasei Godzilla, himself has passed.
Speaker 3Well, we can rest easy, knowing that no one else will turn into a mutant. It's gonna end it right there. Huh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2I don't know, no one else will turn into a mutant. Yeah, I'm Walter Cronkite.
Speaker 4Cookie crumbles.
Speaker 2Dog yeah, froze, right, I got. Seriously, I have to stop killing.
Speaker 4yeah, dude, god, this is kind of fun, that's shit.
Speaker 3It's a little fucked up Like. It's almost like your. Like your idea of how the podcast should run is is almost it's like a prediction machine for which Well-known celebrities are going to die.
Speaker 2I forget what the other ones were, but this has happened like three times. It's a.
Speaker 3It's like a Mayan calendar for overpaid clowns.
Speaker 2Is what your brain is.
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Speaker 3She's not wrong, she's a babe. So we have been severely lacking on creating this wonderful epic of a of a piece of literature known as wet hot Allosaurus summer.
Speaker 4Why don't you go ahead and just read what we have?
Speaker 3I will, and I'm also realizing something that, as we are writing this we are, we are dubbing ourselves lowly, foust, as our Is our collective pen name here.
Speaker 4Well, we'll make sure to Put her Somewhere, if she's real here's.
Speaker 3so here's what we have. I know it's been a minute, so you guys might have forgotten our, our Golden story so far.
Speaker 2We're creating a Sexual novel.
Speaker 3Yes, we are writing our very own sexual novel, no, called what hot allosaurus summer. Here's what we have fade in exterior, a penis that is too hot. Attached to this penis is a man named Roy. Roy just got off the night shift at Jiffy Loub. Roy sure knows how to lube a car. He knows how to lube me too. That being said, I haven't met Roy yet. Before I regale you with our sex life, let's talk about how I met Roy. And now we have to talk about we have to okay.
Speaker 4Roy's a dinosaur, right.
Speaker 3I am assuming, I don't know we haven't.
Speaker 4We have to get a little Roy. We have to still in the sandbox. We need to include dinosaurs, so I got, I got us.
Speaker 3Are we just pretending that, like dinosaurs, being integrated into society? Yes normal and not addressing it like at all.
Speaker 1I got. Why would?
Speaker 3we address it, it's normal.
Speaker 2You can see it. Read that last sentence again. I got.
Speaker 3You got this. Do we have a pen?
Speaker 4I don't.
Speaker 3I.
Speaker 4Don't just there's some over there, done, I got it.
Speaker 3Yeah, okay, all right. So lessons is before I regale with, before I regale you with, our sex life. Let's talk about how I met Roy.
Speaker 2It was a sunny day at the dinosaur zoo.
Speaker 3Okay, I'm glad I like that we're staying away from the dinosaur petting zoo. I'm glad that we're staying away from Like where he works like Jiffy Loub.
Speaker 2That's good. Oh shit, maybe we should go back my.
Speaker 3I know I hit 3000 miles on my vehicle. I'm serious, like I want. Do you see how many pages we have to fill up?
Speaker 4We'll get to the Jiffy. Loub, yeah, we'll get to the jiffy. You could be like it was a. It was a wet hot.
Speaker 2Summer day. It was a wet, hot summer day at the dinosaur petting zoo.
Speaker 4Okay, I like that. I think zoo we have to they're not wait.
Speaker 1There's no peace. Reality happening.
Speaker 2He's a dinosaur. I need to know but that means that we treat them like animals.
Speaker 3I need to know something. I need to know our dinosaurs like, living among their people, like equals.
Speaker 4Yes, that's if, if we're gonna be sexting it and we are definitely oh yeah. We're sexting a zombie. If we're, we're having a wet hot house or a summer that's they have to live to be fair.
Speaker 3That does not imply intelligence To be fair. But what do you say, Mike?
Speaker 2We. This is a. This is a little decision. Summer day.
Speaker 3This is a pivotal note, do you? I'm saying?
Speaker 4it has to be. They have to be equals, Otherwise we're literally writing beastie ality fine.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 3Yeah, let's, let's, okay, it's.
Speaker 2Fabio equal to the women that he's fucking? No, he's an idiot with. Yeah, they're equals. So no dinosaur pedigree. It was a wet, hot summer day, okay it was a wet hot.
Speaker 3Let's okay. Let's talk about how I met Roy.
Speaker 2It was a wet, hot summer day. You gave me a broken try.
Speaker 3I gave you a couple.
Speaker 2Try them all odds are. None of them work.
Speaker 4And that one's a sharpie, or that was a sharpie.
Speaker 3It was a wet hot hot summer day comma.
Speaker 4Janine said that because he works at J Fee live, that means he's speedy, fast what hot summer day comma and.
Speaker 2My car needed service and we just and we just arrived at the beach.
Speaker 4I am so curious. Hey, you know it doesn't have to make any sense, we just arrived at the beach Okay beach.
Speaker 2There we go. That's another sound.
Speaker 3Yeah, we have to fill this page tonight.
Speaker 2Yes, all right, and we just arrived at the beach, me and my friend. Do you want me to write?
Speaker 4Jessica.
Speaker 3Yeah, no one's gonna be able to read this if I keep doing this. I can write fast, but not well.
Speaker 4Me and my friends Jessica Carly hold on, hold on and Josh, me and my friends.
Speaker 2Jessica, carly and Josh, we want to add oh, me and my friends Jessica, carly and Josh are Started to unload the trunk of all of our beach gear period for it for. Okay, yeah period. Started to unload our trunk of beach gear, and unload could mean multiple things. Oh yeah, we're gonna fill this with tons of suggestive language. Obviously All right, Jason, take it from here Um.
Speaker 3We began to mosey down the beach keeping an eye out for the perfect spot, when we noticed a Group of shirtless Alasaurus Playing beat Beach volleyball, obviously danger zone by yeah, by Kenny Loggins, can you?
Speaker 2logins Kenny Rogers.
Speaker 3Yes by Kenny Rogers. Even better, are we trying top gun? But like, yes, everyone in the military is From the perspective of, not like the people in the Air Force, but like from the like the beachgoers that watch them.
Speaker 4So we were looking for the perfect spot when we noticed a. How did you word it? A?
Speaker 3Group of a group of shirt shirtless Alasaurus, is it? That's all sources, right? Oh sorry, alasaurus is.
Speaker 2Hello, they're all dead.
Speaker 3I don't think they won't be offended.
Speaker 4Playing volleyball can't believe we're so. What was happened?
Speaker 3to playing volleyball. Yeah, playing beach volleyball. Oh, shirtless, shirtless. That's important, doug. There's shirtless, don't worry, don't you fucking worry, I made them shirtless, all right, you know what? Let's leave it. One more, one more, one more coherent thought, and we'll leave it there. This is. We've done some good exposition here, mike.
Speaker 4That's when my my jowls started quivering at the site.
Speaker 1I don't know. No, you got your sentence.
Speaker 4You got us one to this one. I shit, my pants got a bill to it.
Speaker 2So, put as the four of us laid our beach towels and umbrellas down, I was hit in the legs by a volleyball.
Speaker 3It rather Rather slimy and wet volleyball oh this will be your introduction to mystery. Yeah, come up with a name and everything my name is Trish.
Speaker 2What's yours? Oh, what a nice name. How do you pronounce that?
Speaker 3moist volleyball.
Speaker 2I don't know what an allosaurus sounds like, so that's what I'm going with. Well, the other source is kind of big are they raptors.
Speaker 3Most dinosaurs are yeah.
Speaker 2Alasaurus kind of small.
Speaker 3Small, but I mean it's still like big we have.
Speaker 4we have wet hot and we've Moisted all over the place it was moisted, jason.
Speaker 3Warm, hot, wet, moist. What do you have to say to the people, the beautiful people? Guys, please stay tuned for more hot Dino action, because this is.
Speaker 3This is the number one dinosaur smut podcast Primarily. Secondarily we look into weird creepy internet topics, but primarily this is the the hottest venue for for Dino porn literature that you could possibly get your hands on. So open up them ears, but obviously stay paranoid, obviously. Obviously anybody could be listening to what you're listening to. So if you listen to dino porn, greg over the NSA probably knows that's how you know it's the looty certified.
Speaker 1I.
Speaker 3Fucking contacts you, greg.
Speaker 4That's a dumb bliss.
Speaker 2What do you gotta say to the people?
Speaker 4I'm just gonna go with a hearty just slap those beans and beans together. It's been a while since I've really, just, like you know, had y'all just go and do that. So Slap them together. Oh, frills no flu maybe think about dinosaurs while you're beating your shit this time. That's that's it. That's all I got. Maybe Doug sent you.
Speaker 3That thought process, mike. What do you, what do you get for the people?
December Shoei Shuba Monthly Message
Speaker 2Um, hug yourself, love yourself. After this episode, you, we all, could use it so again, just just remember, if you ever think you're alone, I will, I will say this.
Speaker 4I just realized that Shoei Shuba is in the the discord right now. Shoei Shuba, you got your shout out today, just so you know yeah, all right, everybody have a day.
Speaker 2We love you, kisses oh.
Speaker 3Cheers, doug and Mike, let's get the fuck. Cheers we love you. Goodbye, we love you.
Speaker 5Welcome back to inner night For this December monthly message. We want to encourage safety and growth from personal means. Your personalized spiritual guide suggests for this month that you protect yourself from the winter storm approaching. Check your tires on your vehicles so you don't crash. Make sure your home is snow and cold proof. Check for unusual tracks from the snow and avoid areas with animal tracks that seem unnatural. And be kind to the reindeer with glowing green eyes. If you are friendly, they are friendly. Your fortune for this week is you will find that people around you will naturally come to you during this time. Make sure to still keep time for yourself. We personally also suggest that all full members stay clear of religious topics and avoid problematic family members during the holidays. You are more than welcome to celebrate the holidays with others. Just be careful of those who might wish to ruin your chances at happiness and peace for their own greed. That is everything for this week. Remember to send a message of encouragement to another member. We are everywhere. Good night.
