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Speaker 3:I can't. I can't, I can't. I can't I can't.
Speaker 5:I can't.
Speaker 4:I can't. Hello everybody. Welcome to Don't Look Under the Beans. Don't Look Under the Beans, don't Look Under the Internet. Where Mike eats beans Under the internet and looks at the internet at the same time Two things we told him not to do, and yet here he is and beans the internet.
Speaker 6:Listen Also. Everyone say hello to Mike's mom.
Speaker 3:Y'all came over, I didn't have a lot of time to make dinner, so my dinner consists of me frantically putting together a PB and J and making a can of beans, because why don't you put the beans on the PB and J?
Speaker 4:That is a good question.
Speaker 3:I didn't think of doing that.
Speaker 4:I mean, you're right there.
Speaker 2:Your man Saber.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's got some umami in there, bacon like the beans.
Speaker 6:This is. This is good beans, what's? This Good bean this good beans, this good beans.
Speaker 4:Mike, you kind of look like a baked bean.
Speaker 2:Thank you, appreciate that Okay when my beans has a little bush.
Speaker 3:But welcome everybody that there's Jason.
Speaker 2:They are bush beans.
Speaker 3:That's a Doug. Hello, that's a Matt. I guess, and I'm the new bean daddy Doug. Doug, you're out New bean daddy, new bean daddy. Doug's out Mike's in his bean daddy, so that's just how it is.
Speaker 6:Are you going to start saying the? Thing?
Speaker 3:then, I mean legally. I think I have to.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you can go ahead and figure out a new way to say it. Doug's just going to leave.
Speaker 2:I've been saying it for three years now.
Speaker 4:I don't know how many more ways I can help people to slap them together.
Speaker 3:Doug's suing for the trademark of slap beans and beans. Well, on that note of introductions, I have a good old fashioned deludi Clap Above Keeping your head. We got a couple patrons and a website members that I want to shout out Websites. I want to shout out First and foremost. We got a couple patrons here I want to shout out to, and here's the names are you guys ready? We have random Tasmanian, random, random Tasmanian.
Speaker 6:Have you guys seen this? There's a whole subreddit dedicated to maps that don't have Tanzania on it.
Speaker 4:There's also one. There's a whole thing about fucking it. What is it? The place that doesn't exist, finland, finland, finland don't exist.
Speaker 3:Nope, what do you think of?
Speaker 4:the name random Tasmanian, random Tasmanian Do better.
Speaker 2:I'll give it extra points if they can get somebody else to subscribe to the Patreon with the name specific Tasmanian.
Speaker 4:Wait, if they're from Australia, then the name tracks for me.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:If they're from Australia, then I'm cool with that.
Speaker 2:Otherwise, if they can prove that, you can raise yourself from like a six to like a nine if you can get somebody else to be named twinsies with you.
Speaker 3:What about? We have Simon redacted. What was that last name? Simon redacted.
Speaker 4:Still didn't catch that.
Speaker 6:Are you getting?
Speaker 4:that at all. No, I didn't catch that last part, one more time.
Speaker 3:Simon redacted.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you're cutting out or something.
Speaker 6:I'm sorry, I don't know how to gauge a name that I can't hear.
Speaker 3:What do you guys think? Of the name Simon redacted.
Speaker 2:I think I give it a redacted.
Speaker 1:I also think it gets a redacted.
Speaker 6:That's fair. What about God for stupid?
Speaker 3:Trixie Teebee. Trixie Teebee.
Speaker 5:Is that Teebee or Teebee? I'm going to go.
Speaker 3:Teebee like a.
Speaker 4:Teebee, teebee, please make sure you don't have. Teebee before taking a dump.
Speaker 2:It alliterates, so I'll give it a seven.
Speaker 6:I do love me some alliteration.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I like it, because Mike can't pronounce it. Yep.
Speaker 3:Then how everybody likes everything. And then we have a website member. We have Smopez Smopez. 10 out of 10. Great name, smopez.
Speaker 4:Hell yeah.
Speaker 3:Thank you Smopez that concludes.
Speaker 4:It made me laugh, does anybody?
Speaker 2:have anything else to say.
Speaker 3:There's a donation on the fourth wall that you should read Shit ass. Wait, you fucking my ass. There's a donation on the fourth wall. Mine doesn't come out. Oh there, it is Reading this. Well, I guess the. Louise, cancel, isn't it?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I didn't hear that I didn't even hear it again, like I straight up did not hear it.
Speaker 3:Reading this counts as saying the end word.
Speaker 2:Thank you King, thanks King.
Speaker 3:And next week it will just be not Mike. I also want to give a shout out to Aetopolis on our Discord. They thought they were having Discord issues. They actually subbed their significant other onto our Patreon, but they thought they were having payment issues and they're like you know, let me know, because I haven't seen anything for the last three months or whatever. Let me know and I'll make back payments.
Speaker 3:I'm like you don't do that and he's like never mind, I fixed it, but just be safe. I sent money over the Buy Me a Coffee. Oh shit, I'm like fantastic, you're donating.
Speaker 4:I was actually going to say we have a bunch of people donating already for our donation month. We have a bunch of people that donated to the. Buy Me a Coffee, which is probably going to be like our main.
Speaker 4:Honestly One of our main ways for people to donate during our diluteathon, as opposed, and you can also go to our website and do it, but yeah, those are going to be like the main ways to do that. I think we had like three people buy us beers and we're calling them cancer beers because we're donating cancer.
Speaker 6:Okay, trademark.
Speaker 2:Cancer beers Tm.
Speaker 4:They don't give you cancer, they help fight it.
Speaker 6:They don't give you cancer, they just cause cancer.
Speaker 3:Don't forget any donations for the rest of the month and all money going towards for the month gets donated to the American Cancer Society Hell yes, yeah, help us do some good for some good people.
Speaker 2:Cancer.
Speaker 4:That concludes society that concludes cancer.
Speaker 2:Forever. We solved it, we solved it.
Speaker 3:That concludes housekeeping. Hell yeah.
Speaker 2:Diluteathon March 24th 8am.
Speaker 3:8am, be there.
Speaker 2:Or be a piece of shit.
Speaker 6:Diluteathon, diluteathon, you know, because people didn't just get tired of hearing that. In case you wanted to hear it again, there it is.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Do we? Okay. So what are we doing, guys? Why are we here?
Speaker 1:I know we've got a bunch of exciting stuff oh Part two.
Speaker 3:There's a two part.
Speaker 4:It's a two per For Daisy's Brown Daisy's.
Speaker 3:Brown. Oh my God, matt forgot we're doing it.
Speaker 4:That means he might or might not have watched the second half of the videos.
Speaker 6:I did. That was my favorite, just hey, what are we doing tomorrow?
Speaker 4:And so I just blanket covered everything and I was like I don't know what he's asking.
Speaker 2:That message and got in the shower and like halfway through my shower was like, oh, I'm an idiot.
Speaker 6:I remembered that was fantastic. We are doing part two of Daisy Brown. Last week I think, mike, you were the one we left off on. Yeah, you want to do. You care if I just give us a quick little catch-up on, like what was happening, what we talked about Major players, plot points.
Speaker 3:Oh God, I got to remember shit. Oh, fuck me.
Speaker 4:Okay, all right everybody pause and go listen to the first episode, all right, no, no, no, it's fine, it's fine, I can do this.
Speaker 3:I just need a quick refresher because I spent all my time watching the other shit. Honestly, I just need to look at it. I just need to look at it, shut up. I remember like the face painting. What the face paint, make up the makeup. Let me do my thing.
Speaker 6:Okay, so we start off.
Speaker 3:That was a aggressive start off and it's like we get straight up introduced this thing called Alan, which is this little mutant freak straight up Alan potato thing, and it looks like a cum sock baby, we come. Yeah, we established that and so throughout the rest of the videos you find out, alan only eats sugar and adapts into him drinking sugar water and that seems to be working because he's growing tubers and roots and what not. Out of him he's growing what look like veins and such.
Speaker 2:Who made Alan?
Speaker 3:Alan was made by a woman named Daisy's Nope yep, yep, yep, yep, I jumped the gun. And so this woman named Daisy's taken care of Alan. Where's the dad? We don't really know. Peace out.
Speaker 1:He probably pees the fuck out.
Speaker 3:He ain't around, it seems. So he went to go get milk. Daisy's kind of just taking care of Alan on her own. He's blind and doesn't really know what's going on, because he's Alan and essentially she puts makeup on him.
Speaker 2:She's just Alan's are.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and she's just putting you know having a day of everything and put makeup on him having a good time. Then he pulls out her hair. It's not a good time anymore. No but then it's okay, because she makes some hash brown, so it's fine. And then Alan makes a little drawing, and by a little drawing I mean he just kind of like has a seizure on a piece of paper and that's what it looks like. Yeah, so, and that's kind of where we left off is Alan can draw now, kind of.
Speaker 6:So if you had to give Alan a three word description, what might you put to that?
Speaker 3:Gross Sock baby Come sock baby Come, sock baby Yep.
Speaker 6:Yeah, yeah, gross, gross is a good one.
Speaker 3:Blue Slimy. The movie eval evolution.
Speaker 6:With fucking David DeCovidon.
Speaker 4:Jesus.
Speaker 6:Christ.
Speaker 1:Holy shit Forever. If you ever want to watch a movie where head and shoulders is the solution to a fucking invasion there you go.
Speaker 3:The movie splice I don't think I've actually seen that movie. It's not good. Adrian Brody has sex with oh is that the creature thing?
Speaker 6:Yes, kind of like species, but the modern day version of that. Okay.
Speaker 3:So where do we pick up from here, I guess?
Speaker 6:Well, so you said we just learned that Alan can draw. Right, he sure can kind of, and it's I mean draws, it's a word that we'll use. We'll use it because pen paper colors and it looks like it happened. So after that we're going to go ahead and get into a video named late night itching. Late night itching.
Speaker 2:Now, this is Late night, dumpster, baby, baby.
Speaker 6:This is essentially just a black screen. I mean you can tell that she's like she's filming something, probably herself, but it's in a very, very, very, very dark room. It's an 11, it's about 11 and a half minutes long and it's the middle of the night and Daisy gets her camera out and she says that she can't sleep. All we hear is Daisy's, daisy's voice, and then we hear like this weird, like like this screechy noise that doesn't really explain it too much. In the beginning she says she's tired, she can't sleep, she's been having a bunch of nightmares and she figures that it's better to stay awake than it is to go to sleep and have a nightmare and then be tired in the morning and just to help occupy herself. She starts just talking to people who I can't respond to her, but she asks some questions, basically to like get more, to know what's your favorite.
Speaker 6:What's your favorite food? Food which is what's this just like? Get to know. You questions to her audience. However, she realizes pretty quickly that they can't respond to her and she says, you know, leave some comments underneath the video and maybe I'll respond. And then she starts talking about how she talks about being worried about and that her dad's notes on Alan are not hidden in the attic. So if you guys remember, she was digging and rifling through the attic with a bunch of weird stuff and she was kind of doing, she was doing a video about like the stuff she was finding in the attic and how she doesn't really recognize it. And then she she has like what's up?
Speaker 3:I just realized Matt's go. You're really sponsored by liquid death over there. You got three different cans.
Speaker 6:Well he, he brought somebody else into the circle.
Speaker 4:We all got two of us over here with them too?
Speaker 6:Yeah, I popped my liquid death cherry this weekend, and is this a?
Speaker 3:good time to do a what we drink.
Speaker 6:Fuck it, we might as well what are we drinking?
Speaker 3:What are we thinking? There's a bottle here and it's empty. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, what are you drinking like?
Speaker 3:I'm drinking the finest tea in the South Farthing. I'm drinking a tea that is called the Shire.
Speaker 6:Oh, nice, very cool, and my axe and my and I fucking get, I fucking get it.
Speaker 2:Hey Doug, how do you feel about Lord of the Rings?
Speaker 4:I subscribe to the Patreon and you can find out.
Speaker 3:Yes, you can down here because of that.
Speaker 6:Oh my God, that was so much fun. Oh my fuck.
Speaker 4:Okay, because I will crush your hopes and dreams, if you like, lord of the.
Speaker 6:Rings and you will make two other people.
Speaker 3:It'll be very wrong, so it's fine, don't worry about it.
Speaker 6:Am I? What are you guys drinking? Am I wrong? What are we drinking?
Speaker 4:We are drinking smoke wagon bourbon. It is a straight bourbon whiskey out of Las Vegas, nevada.
Speaker 6:It's very fucking good it's actually really good.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm pleasantly surprised.
Speaker 6:I know this isn't going to sound like it's good, but it tastes like you're kind of drinking a bonfire.
Speaker 2:It kind of sounds really like a smoky. It actually sounds really nice.
Speaker 3:There's a place that by me, that I go to eat at constantly, and they just got a little smoker for drinks and stuff. And when they got in, the guys like we just got this in. Well, I mean, you like smoke, your old fashioned, I'm like yes.
Speaker 4:And then he's like I see, was like yo, you want me to smoke. And then he was like you have to finish all the hams on this.
Speaker 2:Tap first. You want to get fucking smoke some.
Speaker 3:I was like what else can you smoke? And he brought me water. He's like you want me to smoke your water? I'm like, yeah, and he did it.
Speaker 1:You just smoke a bunch of shit.
Speaker 5:He did, he just smoked shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was that song and it just tastes like you're drinking a water by on any instrument.
Speaker 6:Bonfire. Well, cheers to that. This tastes like a bonfire, smells like a bonfire. Cheers everybody. When you hear it Must be a bonfire.
Speaker 6:It must be. Drink. Hardly knew her, okay. Anyway, what were we talking about? We were talking about I was in the middle of talking about the late night itching video, that's right.
Speaker 6:So she's asking her viewers a bunch of things and she starts talking about how her dad's notes in her in the attic and we've been hearing more and more about this about notes on Alan that her dad has a collection of, simply because her dad created Alan, according to Daisy. She wonders why her dad would even hide something so important in the first place. She does no idea where, like her, like her dad's lab is or where any of these notes were taken, where the experiments were taking place, like what was happening, anything. She has nothing to go on. So she's frantically, she's thinking about how she needs to find these notes for Alan in order to take care of them, and we hear more scratching, just, and she talks about how her scalp is healing and there are scabs and she's been nervously picking at them and so that's the sound we've been hearing is from when Alan attacked her and bit, like it just ripped her hair out asshole, he's an ass. So that's the scratching that we're hearing. Alan hasn't drawn anything more.
Speaker 6:Apparently Daisy's left markers out and the one of the last things we see that she talks about is she goes, what's Christmas? And she goes over about how she knows, like like it's on the 25th and like this, that she knows it's like it's a, it's a holiday. But she doesn't really get the concept of holidays because she then goes on to say, like well, people ask me what am I doing for Christmas? And I'm like what are you talking about? Like it was just a how much Jehovah's way. And at first she goes. She goes, I know like Jesus was born on that, on December 22nd. Oh wait, no. And she corrects herself. She's like actually, no, sorry, the 25th. But she says yeah, we've never really celebrated it. She asked about what people do on that holiday. And then she basically says, like Alan's not around, he's sleeping. People don't like it when he's not on film, but she didn't want to wake him up and the last time she accidentally woke him up he bit her so hard that one of his teeth got stuck in.
Speaker 1:Her head Was in her head where, like you, sing.
Speaker 3:He died shortly after. You lose a tooth and then when you're out you're out.
Speaker 6:So that's the entirety of this video. It doesn't sound like there's a whole lot going on here. However, if you've been paying attention, you've been listening to part one. I know that there is a subplot.
Speaker 1:Well, matt this is going to be. You are going to be so fucking confused I'm so excited who the fuck's Daisy Alan.
Speaker 6:So we get the subplot that we've been talking about in these, these hidden captions that Mike and Matt have talked about up until this point, and so I get a bunch in this video as well, and this one. It seems like a almost like a one sided conversation, and this is what we get. It says hello, hello, is anyone there? Hello, can anyone hear me, please? Can anyone hear me? Hello, the door is stuck. And a bunch of banging noises. Doctor, doctor, can you hear me? A bunch of clawing noises, more desperate clawing.
Speaker 3:I'm adding atmosphere. No, I know, thank you, I appreciate it, we get another.
Speaker 6:next one says a stop, you'll kill yourself if you keep that up. Just calm down. The doctor is coming back. What will he think if he comes in and sees you've bloodied yourself for no reason? I, I'm sorry, don't be sorry, just calm down, it'll get handled. Should we at least try to move it? You can't spend all night worrying in circles, I know, but everything happens for a reason. We I OK, at this point in the series I do I could not tell who the fuck this was between. Like this was very, very random. As we go forward it becomes more clear, that's for fucking sure. The it seems like it's from the perspective of like two things that were like we can call experiments, call monsters and call whatever we want, but two things that can we just go ahead and call them Dr Curtis at this point.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:OK, we've said it right, I just I want to make sure that we did. The last episode calls him Curtis. Ok, perfect, that's when we covered.
Speaker 6:I mean cowboy Curtis. So these, from what I gather, these seem to be two of the experiments that Dr Curtis was working on, talking to each other, one of them being just super worried, super freaked out about everything, and the other one trying to calm him down, saying the doctors can come back, and this is assuming that he left them just by themselves in wherever the fuck his lab is. That's the end of the video. After this, we get another cooking video about eight minutes long, almost nine minutes, and this is so. This one is another cooking video and it is inspired by one of her favorite series called Kitchen Princess Princess.
Speaker 3:It's a manga series best hentai I've ever read.
Speaker 6:I was actually going to ask is it like? Is it hentai like? No, I think it's just a hentai adjacent.
Speaker 3:I think it's just a young adults manga.
Speaker 6:OK, that's fine. I didn't do any research into what that is. I'm sure there's an Easter egg there for anybody who knows anything about it.
Speaker 4:It seems to be family friendly, as it's coming up on Crunchyroll.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah, then probably, and so she said she was going to have. Ok, this is. She said she was going to have Alan propped up in the chair for the video and he kept scooching and she didn't want to get hurt. You hilarious. Is this, the. This is the blue chair video right. This is like the very, very or is it the pizza one? It was, oh you're right, I'm sorry the last. The last cooking video was that was the blue chair one. Ok, this is the pizza one.
Speaker 4:You guys remember the blue chair, because it's kind of important actually.
Speaker 6:Yes, if you do remember the blue chair, she focuses on it too long and she does pretty much directly say like, like, if there were a tutorial going on, just have someone like Alan sitting in this like it's very, very apparent what she's getting at, yeah, and so this is another video, and this is inspired by, again, the her mango books called Kitchen Princess, and she was going to have Alan in a chair but he kept scooching and she didn't want him to get hurt. So she starts going over her ingredients and she definitely looks very new, like very, very not seasoned to cooking.
Speaker 3:Our ass is like green.
Speaker 6:Yeah, she's like I hope this isn't too spicy. And she's like I don't know, there's a lot of seeds. I don't know if this is going to be too much. I put pepper on this. It might be a little spicy.
Speaker 4:Not.
Speaker 6:Uh, um, not ever, even the way she, just like, spreads the dough out Like she made cafeteria-y-ass rectangle pizza the shit you get on Friday.
Speaker 2:You can go to like a Gordon's food service and buy that stuff and, like sheets, fucking, hook yourself up. Do you want to do that?
Speaker 1:Yes, I do want to do that to myself a lot. Yeah, fuck yes.
Speaker 6:Hell yeah.
Speaker 3:You're a stronger man than I am.
Speaker 6:So she, she keeps going over all these ingredients for making pizza. Later she's seen eating part of the green bell pepper saying, oh, this isn't spicy at all, and then she flattens the dough. So after she makes this whole pizza and it's very apparent she's never fucking made pizza before she then decides to tell us how she makes Alan's sugar water. So if you guys remember, Alan pretty much only eats sugar. So she gets water and she gets sugar and she puts both in a bowl and she's like there it is. As soon as it hits the floor, Alan comes flying over and just like spills the water, fucking everywhere. And so he's been sleeping up to this point. And then she then goes over saying that he sleeps for several days and then when she makes this shit he wakes up and acts like a puppy who's never seen Kibble before.
Speaker 3:He's a he'll drink like a couple of these bowls an hour.
Speaker 6:Oh, just make a bigger bowl. Just fill the toilet. I don't like. What do you do? Give?
Speaker 4:the man a bucket.
Speaker 6:You know what? I think we did get it fucked up. I think this is the one with the blue chair. I'm almost positive. This is the one with the blue chair. I was trying to I've been trying the very beginning very beginning it's like, yeah, right there, right there, oh, there's cool, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:So this is where the blue chairs is actually another video, but that decides the point.
Speaker 6:The 100 percent. But this is a very, very, very clearly a an Easter egg for Alan tutorial it's. If you guys have not checked that one out, I haven't. If you, if you like this stuff, you'll like that stuff. If you like, I'll stay away.
Speaker 4:I'll go over the whole thing at the end.
Speaker 6:We'll go over that a little bit more and that's the end of this video. We get another subplot from Conversation, and this one we can. We can tell this is a conversation between Daisy and her father, curtis, and this is. I'm not going to go over the whole thing, I'll go over the gist. It's essentially a conversation between Daisy and her dad, where her dad is pulling out these questions from a box that apparently they use to answer some of the more difficult questions Daisy might have as she's growing up.
Speaker 6:And there's there's things like are there other religions? There's things like what's the difference between lakes and oceans? The very last oh yeah, can I marry a girl is one of them, and the last one is do I have a mother? Now, I will say most of these don't really. They do get answered in some capacity, but the thing that is outlined here is the fucking emotional abuse that is happening between Curtis and her daughter, or his daughter, daisy. Is very clear that this person is trying to control everything that this girl thinks, trying to basically tailor, make her personality to what he wants, and that's why he's going over things such as can I marry another girl. He says, daisy, that's a stupid question and no, you can't.
Speaker 2:I'll just bring this up and just like interrupt you because I want to please. But like yeah, this isn't in these videos, but I did find this later that there was there's like a Twitter exchange where somebody asked Daisy what her favorite holiday is and she's like Columbus Day and people are like oh yeah.
Speaker 2:She's like she's like because Columbus seemed like a cool dude and they were like but you know, you like committed genocide and stuff and basically, like in this Twitter exchange, it's revealed that, like her dad used to like rip pages out of her pages out of history books right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so this was the damn. There's another part of this that I want to explain, but I'll wait till later. Actually.
Speaker 1:We probably all watch the same video.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, the, I'm guess. Yeah, it's the yeah.
Speaker 6:I literally have only watched the, the Daisy Brown stuff. So if you guys have some input to give, please jump in, interrupt me and do it.
Speaker 4:Well, basically, no, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 6:So, since Matt brings that up, this is one of those instances where the Twitter is actually going to help you while you're watching these videos and reading these, the subplot, these, these unheard like captions, more or less.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I guess if you can line up the Twitter and the videos you're watching, good on you.
Speaker 6:Seriously, we didn't really do that for obvious reasons, but yeah to be fair, a lot of the stuff that was on Twitter didn't hit until, like, either it's been removed and you can't fucking see it anymore, because I had to use the way back machine to get anything pre July, I think, 2018. I think that's where it ends right now, and the video that I'm talking about was uploaded before that, so, like it's, it was really hard for me to get a hold of any of the the actual tweets. However, I think I got enough of probably you Damn you.
Speaker 6:Damn you doge man. But either way, if you can, find this. Twitter thread and line this up with stuff. It's going to help explain, like why she, why, why she might not have all the information about stuff, and that the Columbus Day one was a big one, that basically that everybody know that her dad is leaving information out and essentially teaching her what he wants to teach her, not like what the facts are, and that's the whole. That's her whole life and I wrote in caps what a fucker.
Speaker 3:What a fucker. What a fucker.
Speaker 6:The next one is a very short update video called Alan grows it's. It's under two minutes long and it's just a very short video on how Alan has grown. The roots that we saw last, those little like blue bandaged piece of shit things that were coming off of them, they were. They've twisted together to form like a larger, thicker, stumpy branch, almost like a limb is forming, but it looks absolutely like a root system.
Speaker 3:He's starting to look like like a goddamn mandrake.
Speaker 6:He from Harry Potter from.
Speaker 3:Harry Potter yes.
Speaker 6:Oh my god, that's perfect. Yeah, he's got a bunch of acne like the zits are fucking insane.
Speaker 3:It's me, Alan. There's a huge bump on his head, growing at arm.
Speaker 6:And so I like. So Daisy's like showing all this stuff and she's like turning them around, and then we hear her scream and the video ends and that's because Alan bites her. Alan is very vocal in this video and then once again we get some subplot and all it says is I'm starving, the doctor is going to come back soon, any day soon or any day now. Doctor wouldn't leave us like this. I know he wouldn't, and that's it. And I think that's just a continuation of that, not the last video, but the only I know the last video, not the question, sorry.
Speaker 6:My first video where the two experiments are having a conversation. Jesus Christ, I have some. I need to fucking cut shit out. Okay, you're so thorough. I have to not be. I need to stop You're too good at your job, fuck off. Say less word.
Speaker 2:Me and more, okay, okay.
Speaker 6:Okay, okay, okay, let's go on, on turn. Next video we got is New Year. This is just about four minutes long New.
Speaker 3:Year New.
Speaker 6:Alan, new Year, new Alan. The first thing we're going to notice is that Daisy has bruises and she's got her hand wrapped up in gauze and she essentially tries to cover all that up to hide what's happening. And this is kind of a resolution, a New Year's resolution video, as she talks about what she wants to do in 2018. She said she let like stress get to her in 2017 and she's not going to let that happen in 2018. She's going to help Alan grow. She's going to help herself grow. Just, you know the cookie cutter stuff you hear and she's interrupted. I'm going to hit the gym.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm going to hit it. I'm going to read more. I'm going to do it on your face, yeah All the top ones.
Speaker 6:She's interrupted by a clip that is is it's not supposed to fucking be there. It's literally middle of a sentence. She just gets cut off and it's Alan dragging the camera as he shows off that he's able to a move. The camera B hit record and C he's mobile. He's fucking mobile, everybody.
Speaker 3:He can move around. It's just as scary as when my child first got mobile and I'm like she's moving. I don't like it. Yeah, it's, she can do the stairs, put her down and then I turn around because I'm like I've done this before and I turn around, she's gone. I'm like what happened? Where'd it go?
Speaker 2:Do you have a moment where you're like maybe I just forgot where I put her?
Speaker 6:Did I leave her in my car?
Speaker 3:No, that's what the tracking device is. Put the air tag in her. Just give it no God. We put that in when she came out the micro shipper, yeah, the belly buttons for just kind of like Does she have a really sick. Not yet we're holding off on those. I don't believe in vaccines like that. Oh dope Raby's shots cause silliness.
Speaker 2:Oh, silliness.
Speaker 6:Just that was the most like General fuckery that was the most wholesome dad line that really was.
Speaker 4:Raby's cause is silliness.
Speaker 6:It's it's. It's happened quick Mike.
Speaker 3:Oh, just wait. Oh gosh, our dad Moots gonna help.
Speaker 6:Oh gosh, golly, gee. So this again. This was a clip of Alan, who picked up the camera, interrupted her video and now we move on. She finishes her sentence and that's the end of the video. Subplot, time, subplot, my favorite. So this is these only show up when we see Alan moving around in that clip that's interrupting it and it says God, I'm sore. It's like my whole body is wrapped up in Charlie horses like a virgin in puberty. But this is doable, sorry.
Speaker 3:You dumb bitch. Oh shit, this is bad here.
Speaker 6:But this is doable, I can handle this. The muscle first must be torn before it can be reformed. Fiber of a fiber, cell by cell. Let's reform Now. This is. This is a. This is a hard one to get a grasp on, because these are actually the thoughts that Alan is having as he's scooting around with the camera.
Speaker 3:I imagine he's like he's got to like grunt through it. Oh yeah, that's all that's.
Speaker 6:Bit by bit, fiber by fiber. I don't know why, but I thought you were gonna go. Every kiss begins with K.
Speaker 3:We're not advertising for that.
Speaker 6:That's what.
Speaker 3:I thought you were going to think Alan sounds like Bane from the Dark Knight. Pre-pubescent.
Speaker 6:Bane.
Speaker 3:Fiber by fiber.
Speaker 6:Fiber by fiber, cell by cell.
Speaker 2:Cell by cell Cell by cell Cell by cell After the basement I was born.
Speaker 1:I was born in the sun pump.
Speaker 4:I was born in the sun pump. Born in the sun?
Speaker 6:Yes, born in the sun. So all these are our little little thoughts we get from Alan, and this is actually this. I think this is the first time we've gotten like a thought process from Alan, is it? It's possible? I can't remember if we got some of this in subplot in the previous videos. I don't think we have those, simply because he's just useless until now. Yeah, and up until now is a very loose statement. So next video is artistic video. This is a little longer, it's almost seven minutes and it we show. We see a video of Daisy drawing and she draws a horrendous snowman in her horrendous plant Like he steals her markers.
Speaker 3:A precious Omari Correctly appreciated.
Speaker 6:Jesus Christ. Oh my God, she draws the snowman. She then goes on and tried to draw. She tries to draw a princess from her kitchen princess Manga series when Alan scoots over with paper in his mouth and she's like fuck off, dude, like get out of here, I'm trying to do something. And she's like, oh wait, what is this? And she looks at these drawings that Alan made and I'm the artist. And then literally like it's like a, it's a good fucking drawing.
Speaker 3:This was the.
Speaker 6:It's like an angled shot from underneath.
Speaker 3:I don't think this was supposed to be as funny as it was to me, but I was cracking up about the yes later on, when you'll, you'll get.
Speaker 6:Yeah, 100%. I'm not far off, mike. So she sees these two like I think it's two drawings of her and they're really really good, and it's like from his perspective.
Speaker 3:It's like his perspective, like shaded and color.
Speaker 6:Yes, it looks fantastic and like it's. She's just shocked and the video cuts and we cut to back. Yeah, we just hear fucking screaming, and it's Daisy just screaming at Alan, being like how do you do it? What do you know? Just like yelling at this, this poor potato.
Speaker 3:Did you draw these? Did you draw these? Draw these? Who does number two work for?
Speaker 6:Where the drugs going and apparently Alan just starts cackling and laughing it is so fucking creepy because you can tell it's a laugh, you just can fucking tell. And she asks can you see? And he keeps laughing. And so then we cut back and Daisy's holding Alan and she's not, not, not hang up and you can, you got.
Speaker 3:You can't pass up the funniest part where she's like. You hear her like bitch slapping the shit out of her.
Speaker 1:She's like, it's like.
Speaker 3:In my head. I'm just thinking like if I would have saw this mutant creature thing that has been blind the entire time at least I thought it was and all of a sudden it comes up to me with like these very beautiful pieces of art that it's drawn of you. So obviously it looks at you as some sort of like like high end figure, because it just drew her twice, right, obviously looks up to you, no pun intended, at some point, and her first reaction isn't to go. Oh my god, this is incredible.
Speaker 6:This is incredible.
Speaker 3:You can see, holy fuck. No, her first instinct is to be you, where is she? Where is she, jesus?
Speaker 6:yeah.
Speaker 3:It's instinct is to interrogate this thing and beat the shit out of it. It's fucked.
Speaker 6:And it does just do a Joker?
Speaker 3:laugh at her.
Speaker 6:Yeah, all, 100%, he's maniacally laughing and you can tell so after the screaming and the hitting and the abuse is done. We cut back and we see Daisy is holding Allen and she's kind of just giving up.
Speaker 1:She's we're all good, no, she's accepted the fact that
Speaker 6:he's not as how she said he's not as blind as I thought he was. Which.
Speaker 1:I'm not a. He is handy capable, but not completely capable.
Speaker 3:He's just like me.
Speaker 6:She says like me, for real, for real. He's growing more intelligent and he's she stutters.
Speaker 1:He says the word powerful.
Speaker 6:More mature, more intelligence. Am I getting too hurtful now or no, you lost me. Okay, she realizes that. She realizes that she shouldn't have called him powerful because apparently she's fucking terrified of Alan, and we learned that from here. She hangs up the drawings and that's the end of the video. Obviously, we have more subplot, and this is Daisy essentially trying to calm Allen down by telling him a story, and it's just just what you think it is. It's a story about her dad saying that he does love them and he wishes he were there, but he's not. And then she talks about this beautiful queen who lives in the moon. I can't help but think that that's a reference to the queen of the Lunarians from monument mythos. She was in love with the queen of the stars, and I'm going to ask this as more of a meta to you guys Does this specific story come up again? I don't think it does.
Speaker 4:Oh, the captions from this one. Yeah the star queen. I don't think so Cool, I'll leave. So I don't know.
Speaker 6:I just want to make sure before I completely skip this.
Speaker 3:So are we sure that this is her telling a story to Alan, because I don't think it was ever really. I mean, I didn't perceive it as that personally.
Speaker 6:Well she says dad loved us and she doesn't have any brothers or sisters except for Alan, and that's not brother or sister.
Speaker 3:I took it as some mysterious figure talking to Alan, because while she's like talking to the camera before she even goes to get Alan or anything there's like. Let me tell you a story and it goes to the story like almost from the beginning.
Speaker 6:It says so. The very last line says we will see dad again, I promise.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6:I took it as some strange figure, there could be another.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there could be another.
Speaker 4:There's very much possible.
Speaker 3:I could be wrong, but that's how I perceive it.
Speaker 6:That's fair, but up until this point, like we don't have any reason to believe.
Speaker 1:It's anybody else.
Speaker 6:That's true. Fair. That's why I guess I took this to be.
Speaker 4:Fair game Daisy and Alan Fair game.
Speaker 6:Swing and a miss.
Speaker 4:Fuck.
Speaker 6:Dirt ball. Next we have friendship bracelets. I gotta blow pass this guys. I'm already 45 minutes in and waking.
Speaker 3:That's a dirt ball.
Speaker 4:It's from the Biggs.
Speaker 3:It was a baseball game. It was great. From Mr 3000? No, shut the fuck up, okay.
Speaker 6:So this next video is called friendship bracelet. This one's closer to 10 minutes and this one is essentially Daisy locked in a room because Alan has been fucking violent. God, he's abusive, he's a piece of shit sometimes. He's not that big, he's tiny.
Speaker 3:He's the size of a football kid.
Speaker 6:You have all the advantages, just punt him. So she makes a friendship bracelet and essentially doesn't go the way she wants because she did it wrong and didn't follow the directions. That's a very sad video. It's not great. Hey, she's making a friendship bracelet by herself, not great.
Speaker 3:So she realizes that she's also like bandaged and bruised.
Speaker 6:Yeah, her foot's all bandaged up.
Speaker 3:She's locked in her room.
Speaker 6:Almost kind of like she's hiding from someone. And that might key you into what has happened since the last video and in the previous videos, where Alan has been getting more and more violent and so she's making a friendship bracelet which gets fucked up and so essentially she turns it into a braid. She's got that fucking green dull pepper again. She's chomping on that. She's like you with onions. Yeah, exactly, 100%, 100%, 100%. We hear Alan and he's like groaning and he bangs on the door and she sounds terrified of Alan. She's like nothing, it's fine and like super anxiously, almost like he's coming to get her and I don't know there's.
Speaker 3:She's like oh, I've had to close my door at night because he wants attention.
Speaker 6:Right, I was totally gonna skip the fuck over this. She talks about a dream lady who was in her house when Daisy asked who she was. She essentially just says that Daisy, she wants Daisy to grow up healthy. And then the lady fell through the floor and left behind a puddle of what looked like pomegranate juice with jello like chunks.
Speaker 3:That is the description. You do not want your blood and semen to mix like that. You should know you don't.
Speaker 6:Now take this with a grain of salt. This is a description from somebody who is very, very, very sheltered. You don't know what that means or what that is. Most of us, if they saw somebody falling into a pool of blood on the floor, we would know it is such Ghost, ghost, ghost, g-megma and just like the rest we get some subplot.
Speaker 6:And this this time it is the interim. This I think it's the intermodelog of Daisy's father Curtis, while he's doing his experiments, creating his creations, etc. And this is essentially like why can't I get anything done? And he starts to talk himself out of doing it and it wraps all the way back around. The reason he's doing this is because of his daughter. He does it all for Daisy and he says I love you, this is for you. Um, I have two more videos left, guys. That's it. I will get through these last two as fast as possible.
Speaker 3:Daisy, I'm making this freaky mutant blue potato smurf for you For all for you.
Speaker 6:Potato smurf, potato smurf.
Speaker 2:Oh no.
Speaker 6:Um. Next one's called we're Back, nine Minutes Long and this is a video that is.
Speaker 3:Dinosaurs. We're back, we're back Terrifying movie.
Speaker 6:Um, this is actually filmed by Alan and it appears as if he's walking and not just kind of scooting because he's like up more and it's he's doing like a what's what's the movie? Okay, skin of a rink. Um, he points the camera at Daisy, who's asleep on the couch, and Alan pulls the blanket off, which wakes him up. And she wakes up saying dad, and then realizes it's just Alan.
Speaker 3:It's like. It's like a fucking, it's like for fucking child's play when, before you find out, he would kill her and it's like from this perspective walking around. Yeah, yeah, you're right, yeah, that.
Speaker 6:Oh, 100%. Oh, yeah, it was. It was well done and it made it look like like Alan was. I mean, it was growing Um. The next clip we get in the video is one of Daisy's vlog updates. She's got some sweater on that she found in the attic.
Speaker 6:Um, she mentioned that she hasn't been around for an entire month. And um, she said a lot's been going on, um, and apparently Alan's jaw got fucked up and like she sewed it back together with needle thread and some felt, keeps happening to him. Keeps happening. He just keeps like Burst the furrow, deacroposing, and shit. Right, fucking, stay together, man. Um Stopped uh the king, they just stop, um we see her plants, they're just stuck together.
Speaker 6:Same Same, same same. Uh, we do see Alan's drawing corner and we see how many more drawings he's done in the recent month and there's a lot more human faces on the wall now. Um, alan's wrapped up in this blanket. When we cut to another shot, we get the blanket pulled off the head and he is much, much fucking bigger. He's got teeth. He's got like this slimy sheen skin and we see Very sparkly.
Speaker 3:He's like a vampire from Twilight.
Speaker 6:It's like a cocoon is almost like covering his body or something.
Speaker 4:He a bit slimy.
Speaker 6:Yeah, um, and there's a this bandaged area where apparently he popped a cyst and Alan just starts fucking screaming and freaking out and Daisy's like comforting him, ask him if he wants to draw, and she gasps and once again I'm assuming she gets bit by Alan again. I would assume. So yeah, um, we get some text that says that Alan uh, she lost track of Alan a couple days ago and she, he was chasing a squirrel.
Speaker 3:He's in the vents.
Speaker 6:He was showing predators, like behavior which all I can think of is telltale shimmer the dog and thing Um, and that that kind of clues us into thinking that he might be a carnivore, or at least an omnivore at this point.
Speaker 3:You mentioned this.
Speaker 4:I was what he just went over.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that's literally. Yeah, I just talked about that. Um, do, do, do, do. Oh, yeah, the very last clip we get Daisy holding her finger out and it's got like this string tied to it and she goes over how people tie things to her string or to their finger or a string around their finger to help them remember things, and she ties a string around her finger to always help her remember to know where Alan is, which I think is very awesome. Right, like the rest, we get some subplot.
Speaker 3:She could just tie like a balloon around him, like people do with tortoises.
Speaker 4:She should do one of those like child leashes yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, my son, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 6:Just like the other videos, we get subplot, and this is. This is a conversation between Daisy's father, curtis, and one of his coworkers. Again, I'm almost positive. Um, wrong, okay, I don't know actually. Um, essentially it's there, people are asking where he's been, everyone back at the lab is worried about you and they just show some genuine fucking concern for this man who's been showing some very, very, very concerning signs at work. And at one point, um, child protective services is like threatened. Um, are we surprised? No, not fucking at all. And like, honestly, they should be called because this man sucks.
Speaker 6:Um, it sucks, dude, yeah, and so this is kind of where we learned that uh Curtis has been like on track with these things ever since Daisy was a kid. And now I'm going to go to my last video, called quiet video. This is about six minutes long and this video is about how Daisy. It starts with Daisy being worried about Alan because she hasn't really heard anything from him lately. Um hasn't eaten in days, um, and apparently he hasn't been growing right. So she covers him in fabric like just puts a bunch of shit all over him.
Speaker 6:I mean, if he ain't gonna make myself look pretty right, she like makes a cocoon for him and like, so is it, uh, up to his neck, and she says that his head's too, or his head is too large for his body and that's the reason he has trouble moving. Um, which is concerning, because his head was pretty fucking large before. Um, apparently there is almost zero skin that is connecting his head to his body and Daisy's like crying because she thinks that he's in pain. Um, it's also revealed that Anch, or Anch Anch, has this branch like limb Anch.
Speaker 3:sounds like the woman who serves you coffee at a diner at like three in the morning. Cup of Joe Anch.
Speaker 6:Um. So Daisy also says that she thinks that, uh, this like stump, like the branch, like limb that he's been growing is going to turn into a hand, um, and he tries to use it to rip it, like that stuff that Daisy had sewn into his face, and she's like, stop, this is what's holding you the fuck together. Like, stop it, stop it, stop it. Um, she's upset and he's not, he's just shutting the fuck down. And the rest of the video is essentially narrated by this text on screen. Um, it says since Alan can't talk, uh, she's staying quiet as well and apparently he eats meat now as Daisy. Uh, she shows like these chicken cans that are all stacked up. She searched more of the attic and she comes across these little tiny, like colorful uh, statues of children and she essentially goes over a description of each of them. Um, she says her favorite statue is of the two little girls in dresses holding a cake and some flowers. She's been going outside more and more and she updates us and, like, this is again more and more and more, more updates. And she gives uh finally a new update on her plant, saying her flower is budding. And the text on screen says look, my Daisy is starting to grow. Daisy, you say, I do.
Speaker 6:Um, once again, let's get some subplot going here. We, literally we just get toys Boys. Dad, come up here. I found a secret door what do you mean secret door in here? It was covered by the dresser, but there's a door that leads to a secret upstairs. Upstairs, I found little dolls up here. What are these from Daisy? Ow, what the hell? Ah, did I tell you dad, stop about snooping in places you don't belong. Now you can kind of figure out what's happening here.
Speaker 6:Um, the rest of this goes on and it's essentially physical abuse towards her daughter or his daughter, simply for discovering something that she didn't know existed and acting on that childlike curiosity. Um, he beats her. Um, she starts crying and whimpering and he literally is just like oh, for God's sake, get up. I can't. And this is just like. This is just so fucked.
Speaker 6:Um, and all of this dialogue is being shown, while Daisy is showing the camera and the small statues that she had found in the attic. These, this kind of implies that these are the toys slash dolls that she found in that secret room. Um, it doesn't. She doesn't show any signs of actually like having this memory have an imprint on her at all, which I thought was kind of weird, because if I had, like this, this, these things attached to a memory, that was super bad for me, unless I had gotten rid of that completely from my brain, from my own sanity, I would remember this, I think, but Daisy has chose no signs of remembering any of this, and that's fucking weird. However, with that, I am going to say fuck it, I am done.
Speaker 4:My time is done. Cheers.
Speaker 6:My fucking God.
Speaker 3:You know what I just realized, what you realized oh my God. Alan looks like the bunnip.
Speaker 2:The bunnip.
Speaker 3:Yeah, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. I gotta find the holy shit.
Speaker 4:I got a lot of shit on my YouTube, alan looks like the bunnip, oh my. God, oh God, that fucking animatronic, yeah, amazing. All right, well, we don't have time for bunnip, so let's move on to the next video Doug, you plow ahead.
Speaker 6:I need to fucking piss. All right, that's fine.
Speaker 4:So this next video, just so everyone knows, this is video 27 that we're on right now, and this one's called unexpected growth.
Speaker 4:It's about three and a half minutes. The description of this video says wow, you guys, Allah is growing. Still I am not scared. Also, excuse my voice, I've been under the weather. There's a lot of like little hidden things in the descriptions of these videos. If you take extra like letters and like like wrong letters and stuff like that, you'll find little like Easter eggs and shit like that, Anyways. So that's the description of this video.
Speaker 2:Anyways, I'm not gonna explain them, I'm not.
Speaker 1:I'll let you guys, you fucking pig, exactly you fucking figure it out.
Speaker 4:We not a single person has touched upon those in any of the videos yet, so I'm not going to start. So, anyways, this video opens up with Daisy playing with a bunch of dirt and she's basically like I'm going to repot this plant, yada, yada, blah, blah, blah. And then she hears this noise and basically she starts like hearing this, like this, like voicing and then, very old man style.
Speaker 4:Yeah. And so she starts walking up the stairs and she goes into the room, into a room, and basically Alan has gotten himself up onto a bed and is like inside of these covers. And so she, she literally starts having a conversation with with Alan. And it's like really like subtle because, as far as we know, Alan hasn't really been talking. Feed me, Daisy. And she's like oh, you can talk. And he's like I can't know, Are you happy? And like it's just a really awkward, weird conversation.
Speaker 4:And so she actually goes up to him and she's like about to touch him and he's like don't touch me like super, like jarringly loud and it like it actually kind of like I was like, oh shit, I was scary, but he's very vocal. He's like don't sew me up anymore. Like stop sewing me up. Like, because my, my interpretation is that I don't think he's growing right because Daisy keeps like trying to fix him holding him back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's like um binding his bone.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he needs to, like you know, shed his skin or like something. You know what I'm saying, because I mean, essentially, he looks like a necrotic ball sack right now.
Speaker 6:So, like I'm so happy, that's what I came back to.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't know, but the whole video is that you know he's he's actually in her dad's bed and he's just like sitting there and she's like you want to say anything to the people of YouTube and he's like hello people, I am Alan.
Speaker 3:I am Archer leader of the Gorgon night and basically says, like don't worry about me and she's like all right.
Speaker 4:Well, thanks, alan, and basically that's where the video ends.
Speaker 6:Are we just glazing over that small soldier's reference? Yes, okay.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I can't, I can't.
Speaker 6:I have to just keep going, Go, go go, just rip Anyways.
Speaker 4:So yeah, hidden captions. In this video it says doctor, before you go, the skin around my hands is cracking and peeling. Could you take a look at them? Doctor, please move Lithop. I'm leaving and you're taking the little one with you. Why? What did I say about questions? I'm sorry, doctor, but that one has always been troublesome. Just be careful. Goodbye, lithop. When will you be back? And that's all we get. So we know that someone named Lithop is talking to a doctor.
Speaker 3:Bad name.
Speaker 4:That's what we know in that one. It is. So there are better ones, there are better names out there, okay, so basically James. There you go. No, so sorry if your name James, so the next video is called my Dad's Tape and it's about seven minutes long. Hey, hey, hey, hey hey, hi.
Speaker 1:Hi, hey Hi.
Speaker 3:It's a thingy, it's a thick. We did the thing. We did the thing.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so it says in the description. It says I found this in a stupid cupboard. I should have found long time ago. Ha ha, I'm so silly sometimes. I feel so happy right now. Guy Also sorry Alan wasn't in this video. I know most people watch for him. So, basically, daisy.
Speaker 4:This video starts with Daisy and she said she's made a discovery and she's basically like got a bunch of tapes and stuff strewn about in front of this tape player and she says that like oh, I found this tape. It says Daisy, please listen on it. And she puts it into the tape player. So we start hearing Daisy's father actually explain that he's not going to be in her life anymore and that she'll be able to handle this and that everything is fine.
Speaker 4:And it's really just lots of apologizing for hurting her and he wants her to know that he's always loved her. And basically he mentions Daisy's mom, rose, and how they are looking more and more alike every day. And, yeah, she kind of says goodbye to the camera and you kind of think, ok, well, the video is going to end here, but it doesn't actually turn off. She kind of puts it down and then we see her set the camera down and she starts kind of cleaning up and then she just kind of comes and lays right in front of the tape cassette player and she just keeps listening to the same part of the tape over and over again just paying her mortgage.
Speaker 4:Yeah, who knows?
Speaker 4:She keeps replaying this part of her where her father keeps saying I love you over and over and she's like literally like pressing play listening to it. You hear her rewind it, pressing play and it's literally like she does it like 40 times and it's like the whole last half of the video. It's like wild. But, as is tradition, we get a bunch of hidden captions and this one says is everything OK? Yes, I have a question. Ok, I will answer it the best I can. Are you scared of me? Answer, daisy, if you want me to be really honest. Yes, sometimes I am. Why? Well, you've hurt me before and that was when you were small. You must not be scared of me. Your dad, he made me for a reason. He why did he make you too young to understand? But I'm older than you. Leave now, I'm tired. No, but Alan, you can talk now. Please answer my leave, daisy. I'm not stupid, I need to know. Leave. Chuckling Curtis was right. You really are a nosy brat.
Speaker 6:So we seem like just like younger or older brother, younger sister or vice versa.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and I mean shit. I think Alan is just as abusive as her father is 100%, and there might be a good reason for that, which we'll cover later on.
Speaker 3:But the entire time during that video. The only thing I can think of is my dad's tapes and your dad's tapes. Say bye to the player. I have no idea why I can't like hear it without that going on in my brain and I think I'm wired funny.
Speaker 6:Pneumonic devices are working.
Speaker 3:We already knew that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's fine, but not always useful. So the next video is super short and it's titled Meat Strawberry and the description says I'm sorry one more time.
Speaker 2:We just can't get away from the meat.
Speaker 4:Meat, meat. So it says, I found this gift from God outside a few dates ago. And it starts with an update and she's very excited about this.
Speaker 1:A few diro. How long is that list?
Speaker 4:How many dates are in a wek? How many meatballs?
Speaker 2:Do you think how many wek in a month, how many wek in a?
Speaker 4:month. It's a new thing, strawberry, anyways. So yeah, she says I've got an update and she's very excited about this one. It's a fucking cat and it's fucking adorable.
Speaker 4:It's fucking adorable and she found it outside and she names it Strawberry. And it is very clear in this two minute video that Alan does not like the cat and he says it's not a friend. And then he slams the door in Daisy's face and then it ends with a welcome to the family Strawberry. It's very short, it's very straight to the point and it's really. I mean, the cat is fucking adorable. I could watch this video over and over again, but yeah, so we immediately. All we know is that Alan does not like this cat and she has a new family member.
Speaker 4:But we do get some more hidden captions, as we do. And it says you all keep asking is it real, is it fake? Well, of course it's fake to you, but I made all this. I couldn't un-make it if I wanted to. Am I crazy? Yes, definitely, but nonetheless, I truly hope you enjoy what I made. I also hope this introduction isn't too jarring. I couldn't help myself. You won't hear from me again. I just wanted to introduce myself. Now back to the show. Sincerely the author. So this is the first time we hear of someone named the author. There was a lot of different thoughts that I was going through in my head when I read this for the first time.
Speaker 3:I can't read.
Speaker 4:The first thing I said was well, I really wish I could read this so, essentially, in this video or in these captions, we, from what I gathered is all right. Is Daisy the author? If not, who is the author?
Speaker 6:obviously, it's Strawberry.
Speaker 3:If.
Speaker 4:Daisy is the author. I don't like that. I don't like that this is happening.
Speaker 6:Correct.
Speaker 4:But I don't think that's the case, to be fair. But also, is it any of this real then? Because I started questioning. I was like is this real? Is what Daisy's going through real? What's real and what is it now?
Speaker 2:Everything's real except for the cat.
Speaker 4:Yeah, probably yeah yeah.
Speaker 6:Well, they're talking about puppet use. They're talking about the cat.
Speaker 4:So I will say the next series of events is kind of sucked. So I'm going to just go to the next video and it's entitled I'm Outside and the description of this video says things aren't good. I hate myself. We are going down a perilous tube here now with Daisy. As you will see, upcoming Usually it starts off with Daisy outside. She's literally covered in dirt and blood. She's got no fucking shoes on. Her knees are scraped up to shit. She's got like blood stains on her hands and she's just kind of sitting there and she's just kind of and it seems like Alan has essentially chased her out of the house. She mentions that Alan's been very mean now for a while and that this isn't the first time it's happened and she kind of starts to not really know what to say. You can kind of tell that she's just like talking to talk and she says we're gonna turn this night around and then it's just kind of a lot of fodder talking about nothing. She's continuously saying oh, I'm not afraid of cars anymore. I'm not afraid of cars anymore.
Speaker 6:That's totally what people who are not afraid of cars say.
Speaker 4:And then she's like, oh, what's your favorite animal? And she's like, oh, mine's a cat. And then she's like, yeah, but I'm not afraid of cars. And then, just like mid conversation, she just fucking gets up and starts sprinting back to the house. There's a very clearly obvious reason, coming from the last video she's in the house with, or she's out of the house, but she does not have her cat, and it's like as soon as she says that piece of where she's like, oh, my favorite animal is a cat, you can tell she gets started. She starts to get kind of like fucking antsy and then it's just like, boom, full on, sprint to the house, and that's where the video ends.
Speaker 4:Now the hidden captions in this one say where did the doctor take the one, though? And then it says Lithup, stop, you're sounding obsessed. And then it says I am obsessed, it's been a week, he's never been gone this long. And why did he take the mean one? We all know this, we know. We all know just as much as you do. Stop asking these stupid questions. I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be rude, it's just my hands are starting to scab up again. When the doctor comes back, you know he'll fix it up, you'll be just fine. I'll go to sleep and stop thinking about such silly things. So clearly there's two things talking to each other, because they mentioned the mean one, which has to be Alan.
Speaker 6:Has to.
Speaker 4:And you know, maybe these are other things similar to Alan right.
Speaker 6:Like we don't know the name Lithup. Is this a continuation of some of the things in some of my videos? Then, yep, because it sounds like it. Yeah, no, it is. So do we learn that one of those things talking in one of my videos is Lithup?
Speaker 4:Correct Yep. So Lithup is a sort of a new name that we're getting. We might have seen it in one of theirs, I'm not sure.
Speaker 6:Oh, that's right.
Speaker 4:But Lithup is a new-ish character that we're going to be seeing a lot more of. So the next video is nine seconds and it's entitled Strawberry is Gone, and the description says Strawberry is in heaven. Now she's gone, and it's my fault. I was so stupid to think that anything full of life and love and joy could survive here. I hate myself more than I hate Alan. I hate myself for having these hateful thoughts, but they're the only thing in my head now. Why am I so stupid? Why did dad tell me I was smart when I know I'm not? I'm an idiot. I let this happen. It's pronounced studpid, studpid. I'm studpid.
Speaker 3:It's like a good, it's like an off-brand, mr Pid. Yeah.
Speaker 6:Now she goes over her typos and shit and there's an explanation for why she keeps them.
Speaker 4:Yeah. But if you listen to part one, you'll know.
Speaker 3:Do we want to talk about the Twitter real quick, because I found a spot that aligns a little bit with them.
Speaker 4:Go ahead, yeah, Please.
Speaker 3:So there's a spot, there's a moment in the Twitter where everything seems kind of normal, that Daisy's just posting random stuff, she's just asking people questions and whatnot. And then it kind of divulges into like oh, I'm an idiot, look at me, I'm Daisy and I'm studpid. And it gets very immature and very self-hating and the words get kind of alllike. It kind of turns into a mix of like that SpongeBob, like and you do, you do, you text and like other things.
Speaker 3:And there's a moment where someone asks or says hey, we're Strawberry, we miss him. And then Daisy responds back. I do too.
Speaker 1:It was delicious.
Speaker 3:Oh, so what? So Imy understanding is that it's possible at this time of the videos and I'm like Alan also hijacked her Twitter Because Alan just goes on, a giant. Twitter tirade just bashing Daisy, bashing her followers, just calling everyone stupid.
Speaker 5:They're like if you follow me.
Speaker 3:You're an idiot Like you should not be listening to my videos. You're a fucking moron. If you come around here and listen to me, you need to leave. I'm not giving you good content. You suck Just like messaging random people in the threads. It's like you're an idiot. You're an idiot, you're an idiot.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the next video actually is very clear that something like that is going on. So in the last video, the Strawberry is gone. There's two captions that are hidden. It's just as dear God, why did you let this happen? It's clearly just Daisy, you know self-loathing. That's really all it is. So the next video is called Q&A with Alan. It's about three and a half minutes and the description is well, here it is, and this starts off with Alan and Daisy literally yelling about how to film video, and Alan's basically like you fucking suck at filming. And so they've decided to do a Q&A and they are going to address what happened to Strawberry, and Alan is like got hit by a car, stupid bitch.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's right. Like literally calls the cat a bitch, Stupid bitch right.
Speaker 4:And Daisy's like she's like I've forgiven, like I've chosen to forgive Alan for what he's done. He clearly killed the cat and Alan is just like not being nice, like he just is not having it. He starts bringing up Daisy's dad and they cut to this new scene and he's basically just like where's your dad? Where's dad, like what's going on with dad and like literally just like tormenting this woman.
Speaker 3:She sucks, daisy sucks, alan sucks, alan does suck and she's like visibly like upset, like she's like shaking in her seat and everything, like she's nervous doing tics and everything.
Speaker 2:He's like.
Speaker 4:No, she's like no, she's clearly like. She's like captive in her own home. And, yeah, basically Alan is like you can kind of tell Alan's aware of like. You know that her dad created him and couldn't fix him. Essentially, and you know, like I said, he keeps asking about where, the, where her dad is, and it just turns into this like screaming match and she's like why can't you just be nice, like, or she's like, she's like, can't you see? I'm trying to be like, nice to you and he's like I can't see and like.
Speaker 4:I'm on remember like a straight dick hole and yeah, like it's just it's. You can tell that there's just so much fucking tension Like you can literally cut it with a creepy hand to.
Speaker 4:Yes, you, you start to see that Alan is growing and he's got a full blown manhand oh yeah, full blown blue manhand, and it's very unsettling. But yeah, the whole end of the video is just like Daisy like straight screaming at Alan and then Alan just being like where's dad, where's dad, where's dad. So it's, yeah, it's, it's pretty. It's pretty rough to watch, to be quite honest with you. But we do get more hidden captions and it says is the doctor dead? Don't talk like that. Why isn't he coming back? If the doctor is gone, then he must have had someone to replace him. I hope they come soon. Sounds like Lithop is talking to someone. We don't know that for sure, but it does seem like she's talking about Daisy's dad, curtis, not coming back anymore. So we move on to the next video. It's called hateful thoughts. This video is depressing. It's not great.
Speaker 6:Not at all.
Speaker 4:I'm going to sum this up in the best way I can trigger warning for like really hard depression and kind of like I guess you know like just really on, the mental health in this video is off the charts. It is is bad. So we open up with Daisy laying on the floor. There's no more descriptions anymore in the YouTube videos, by the way. She's laying on the floor, she's crying and like laughing and she starts talking and she's clearly distraught and has like no idea what to do with her life. She mentions that Alan isn't going to be in the video anymore and she says she's having very hateful thoughts. And she mentions this a few times, the hateful thoughts. She says how much she hates Alan now and that she's not scared of him anymore and she starts to rip up all of Alan's drawings and kind of just tossing him around. Alan needs to get his ass kicked.
Speaker 3:Like this is that kid on the playground who talks shit and has not gotten his ass kicked somehow.
Speaker 4:He's the kid that just needs an ass whooping to.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're going to look like that and be a bully.
Speaker 3:Yeah right, you have one weird manhand.
Speaker 4:Well, it's full manhands, but we'll get there. So she ends up saying that he ruins everything when he comes around. Why is he so much better? And that everybody wants to only see him and not her. And she's like basically beating yourself up, because she thinks that Alan is like this is a gift from God, essentially, and that her videos are only popular because people want to see Alan, which is technically true. But she's like I don't know what's in the basement, I don't know how to cure Lynx disease, I don't know who the author is, and she's like blaming her father for all of this. She's like why did you fucking make him? Why did you leave? I just want to be happy. Like I don't know what to do, just got so bad. And she's like, you know, freaking the fuck out. And she's just you know, everything I do makes everything else worse.
Speaker 2:And it's just a fan. So they want to see Alan.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:She, she's very it's because he's a giant blue fucking monster, because he's like a necrotic ball sack.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he is.
Speaker 4:He is a necrotic ball sack Somehow got past the censorship on YouTube, that's very true, yeah, and long story short, she ends the video saying she wants to be dead. So that's, that's this video. Feel free to blue chair, skip over it. Yeah, you see the blue chair in this video as well, and yeah, so in this video there are a lot of, there are a lot of hidden captions, and this is like. These ones are pretty, pretty pertinent to the story I want to say but the hidden captions in this one says Curtis was right about you. He said you were secretly evil.
Speaker 4:I'm not doing this, alan. Do you know that you killed your mom? I don't have a mom. You had one. She's just gone because of you. You're not making sense. Stop talking to me. You killed her as a baby. I? How? No, that doesn't make sense. Don't touch me. Listen to me when I talk to you. No, it only makes sense. You got rid of one parent, so you, you got rid of one of your parents, so you got rid of the other one too. Your dad was right about another thing about you. You really are a fucking crybaby. Clearly, this is Alan talking to fucking Daisy. It's brutal, daisy. I mean, I get why Daisy is going through what she's doing. Alan is a huge piece of shit. It's very clear that you know Alan is cut, cut from a different cloth. You know probably one of the ones that she sewed on him. Yeah, oh shit.
Speaker 6:That was Woody and quick and I'm not used to that. That was good. That was good.
Speaker 4:All right, I got, I got two more videos. They're both kind of fucking long, so I'm going to get through these as fast as I can. All right, so this next video is called the Basement. And boy, howdy does this video open up with just the worst hunchback thing ever, the hunchback of oh my God, yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 4:So basically it opens with Daisy now and screaming at each other, like it always do, as it has been. She mentions that she's going to, she's going to film him so that everyone can know, like how terrible he is. And you know, he mentions Alan mentions that he hates Daisy. So they both hate each other. They just fucking don't. They don't like each other. But Alan is like full blown humanoid now he's got these weird fucking human legs but like his head is still sewn onto this like weird body with just like a bunch of cloth everywhere and like rags, like I don't even know how to describe it really. But he just looks like, yeah, like the hunchback and odor down. So Daisy knows if, basically she she mentioned something about how, like if you, if, if Alan kills her, he's also going to die. So like that's kind of why he's not. So they get in this weird tussle and basically he like fucking sends Daisy to the shadow realm.
Speaker 4:He's mind crush. He basically says you're in the basement now, bitch. And yeah. So we cut to the basement and it's got this really like kind of like Coltie looking vibe going on. She's got this like red candle that she's walking around and like looking at shit and like there's sheets draped all over the place. You can't like you can kind of see stuff, but you kind of really can't, and it's really really dark. Like the whole video is just dark as hell. And a lot of the video is her just like in the basement looking at stuff while the hidden captions for this episode plays. But she finally finds like she like bumps into something like like a couple of times she's like oh, it's just hair and it's like why is it?
Speaker 2:why is it hair?
Speaker 4:It's just hair, it's just hair, it's all hair, but she.
Speaker 2:But then she moves on and then she's like oh, these cycles rapidly between like having a total meltdown and just being remarkably cool about things.
Speaker 4:Yes, absolutely. And it's kind of funny like while she's doing all this, you can kind of like hear Alan upstairs like farting around and shit and like he's just like who knows what Alan is doing up there.
Speaker 3:You know, he's doing the fucking Tom Cruise. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the.
Speaker 4:The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the. It's just hair, and that just hair actually turns out to be A fucking thing with a paper plate on its face, acting as its face.
Speaker 2:My favorite thing about this is that, like this dude's in his basement just fucking creating life forms and like she's like oh, this is a mask, and he's, and so like the best mask he can do is like a paper.
Speaker 4:I think. I think Litha did it herself. I'm not sure, though.
Speaker 2:So how'd she get it?
Speaker 4:That's true, she just like slammed her face into it.
Speaker 4:Blue man. Yeah, so we hear, we hear this new voice and it's Litha talking to Daisy and asking if she is the doctor, and they come to the conclusion that it's the daughter of the doctor, and we then find out the name of the. The thing we're seeing is a Litha, and she explains that she's a part plant human hybrid, which would make sense now, because now we kind of can assume that maybe Alan is also part plant hybrid with human DNA, and there seems to be a handful of monsters down in the basement because there's actually another voice, actually a couple voices we hear, yeah, in the background, but they don't seem to ever come to fruition as far as like meaningful characters in the story. So it's a one and done, we hear them, kind of thing. Then Litha basically is like hey, can you fucking take this mask off of me? And Daisy's like oh yeah, sure, and then it obviously has a hideous monster face underneath the mask and Daisy's like, oh my god, we're just gonna put this back.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and fucking.
Speaker 2:You see Daisy basically run out of yeah, she's like super chill and nice and Super chill, super nice, and Daisy's just like nope no more of that you're a should have kept that plate on girl.
Speaker 4:But yeah and yeah, basically she drops the camera, runs upstairs and you hear Litha be like, hey, miss brown, you drop your camera.
Speaker 3:And what a nice young lady.
Speaker 4:Last thing that we see is Litha comes up from the basement and you just see Alan like towering over Daisy on the counter and Alan kind of like oh, you've grown up with a like blah, blah, blah, blah, like being a dickhead, so it's very interesting to see this last part. It's Interesting to see kind of the development of these characters and realistically like it's, it's about to turn into a sitcom.
Speaker 3:Two plants and a human baby two plants and a baby.
Speaker 4:Yeah, cuz we know, alan remembers, even though Alan was this like little bean before, like now he like isn't. And he remembers let up and he's like, oh, you were the little one. Or she says that, oh, like you were the little one. So you know, let's up, remembers Alan, alan remembers lift up. So it's like this weird dynamic that, like these young little Monsters like still remember from the day they were created. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 4:So the hell of a memory.
Speaker 4:The hidden captions in this one say ah shit. Oh god, curtis, can I help you with something? Jesus Christ, curtis, what is this? What did you do to my legs? Getting child protective services is going to be a bit difficult now. Eh, curtis, why are you doing this to me? What happened to you? Curtis, please just answer me. Why are you doing this? You didn't used to be like this. Please just look at me. I am looking at you. This is you in this jar right here. Oh my god, please, curtis, please, I'm your friend. Please just look at me and say my name. I'm begging you. Oh, since you were bringing it up, you don't have a name anymore. From now on, you have several names and you're going to be split between several new experiments. No, you're not. I know you. I know you miss her. Oh, sorry, I miss one.
Speaker 5:Yeah, is this a dream.
Speaker 4:Am I dreaming this? No, you're not. I know you miss her. Shut up, you're a logical man. Do you really think you're going to be able to bring her back like this? I said shut up. I'm begging you to stop all this, not for my sake, but your little girl. You think she'll ever find out about this? Do you think this is going to help her adjust? Please answer me. Dot dot dot. Rose would hate you for what you're doing. Ah, tomorrow morning you lose your vocal cords. Good night, this isn't going to end well for anybody, curtis, and that's where those stop. Hmm, it sounds fun. So let's, let's, let's go over that, right? This is a hefty, hefty clue to what's happening. So I have a couple theories off of this set of captions, and essentially it sounds like all the other things that he's made are from this co-worker of sorts from before.
Speaker 3:Yeah, basically, I'm assuming, kidnap cut up that real human DNA.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that real human DNA. However, I don't think Alan is cut from this person. I don't believe that Alan is from the same person.
Speaker 6:I don't think so.
Speaker 4:I believe that Lithup and the other monsters might be, but I don't believe that Alan is, and I will go over that after this final video. Yep which is seven minutes long and basically it starts with Daisy is packing up a bag and you can see she's still bruised up and beat the shit and she's just putting a bunch of stuff in her bag. You see the the kitchen princess and some books and a journal and she's a lot of the things that she found like early on, like the cards and the tip and yep, all that stuff that you see from before.
Speaker 4:You see her put in there, you see a lithup's mask being put in there and she kind of like it almost seems like she's kind of sneaking around the house, like she's walking really slow, she's kind of tiptoeing around. Also, alan is a full-blown grown man now, like just a full-blown grown man, much more humanoid, very weird looking and, again, basically, as she's sneaking around, she gets into the kitchen and, like fucking Batman Goddamn Alan just like swoops up from behind the counter. He's like what the fuck you doing? And she's, she's like what do you need that for? Because she's still like kind of grabbing supplies and stuff. And yeah, he's like full-on, blown, standing up straight and he calls her like his. He just call you be calling her names and it's not great because they're they're, you know, pretty, they're kind of slurish.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they're very slurish and yeah, so he notices that she has lithup in her bag as well or not in a different bag, I should say, because apparently I don't know the correct sizing and how lithup looks.
Speaker 2:But all we know is that there's a Very tall from the basement.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it did right, but then she was just like a head and Like and it's just really weird. But so basically, as Alan and Daisy do, they start fighting, like physically fighting and and pops his ass. She does, she punches him straight in his dome sack.
Speaker 1:You see, you?
Speaker 4:basically he sees her fist and then he sees the ground and then she just fucking.
Speaker 3:You and you hit in the ground.
Speaker 4:And then basically we see, well, what looks like a. Like she just straight curb, stomped him out and basically there's blue everywhere. There's blue on her foot like double.
Speaker 2:D Double da, but Bobo D Bobo died. History X disaster Straight up fucking curb.
Speaker 4:Alan's head is smashed in and the next thing we know is Daisy fucking runs out of the house and she keeps fucking running, and then for a couple more minutes she runs, and then for another minute she's running, and then the interest force gump starts, and then she hits a lake. And once she hits this lake it kind of seems like all is right with the world. She sits down and that's it.
Speaker 3:Oh, she has like lithop with her Kratos and yeah the head yeah, cuz she's just rotting with her on the back. It's just like what's what's going on, man, so yeah she's running with.
Speaker 4:Let up. They've. They've now escaped the house, essentially, but, as is tradition, we have some hidden captions, and this is what's gonna make sense of this last video. Actually, it says, miss brown, you're wearing the bracelet. Of course I am. It's very nice, I Made it just for you. Mm-hmm, is everything okay? Are you just not hungry? Yeah, everything's fine. I'm just thinking about you. Know the plan, are you worries? Kinda yeah. Wanna hold on me want to hold on me.
Speaker 3:Get some dogecoin.
Speaker 4:That's. That's actually my spelling mistake, but uh.
Speaker 4:She says sure, come here, want to talk about it? Sorry if I'm asking too many questions. No, I like your questions and I'm thinking about everything that can go wrong. And what if everything goes right and we make it out of here? I don't know anything about the outside world. I don't even know if we're gonna get out of here at all.
Speaker 4:Miss Brown, may I just say I've been living in the basement my whole life. I didn't even know there was an outside world and I'm sure it's scary at parts and I'm sure we're gonna have problems, but if we don't try, we'll never have a chance of being happy. I Was scared to go upstairs but you were there, so it was worth it and even if the plan does go wrong, I'm just so glad I even got to meet you. I'm great Well grateful for however much time I have with you. Dot, dot, dot. Don't cry, miss Brown. Lilth, thank you. I feel like I've known you my whole life and you just feel like family to me. We are family, miss Brown. I love you, lithop. And those are the, those are the, those are the words, those are words those are the words they happened.
Speaker 4:It's pretty clear that this is premeditated. Essentially, let's open Daisy, we're gonna escape the house. I don't think they wanted to kill Alan per se, because obviously as much as they needed Alan. She didn't want to kill him like she loved Alan.
Speaker 3:But she was to kill him. They wouldn't have been sneaking around from the get go.
Speaker 6:Exactly if they would have just fucking done it and been done with it.
Speaker 4:Good, oh, so there's a lot of things that lead me to believe a few different things. So, now that we're at the end of this, is the first one.
Speaker 1:the shot yeah, sure, now that we're done, knowing things we can drink.
Speaker 4:Basically, we have to take this in as a whole and we have to like kind of like motion around he's not a P oh he's hot P oh, just smacking your thing, but whiskey in it, whiskey putting in it, okay.
Speaker 4:So, basically, there's a lot of things that we need to consider here, right, and they're pretty obvious. If you like. Once you hit the end and you take a look back, you can be like, oh wow, that makes a lot more sense, I guess. Right, I think one of the biggest things is that as you go through and learn about who made what and how things are being made, so I, curtis, made these, all these things out of human plant DNA. He took a co-worker, used their DNA to splice it with human plant DNA and made these crazy things. We get lithop and all the other monsters, but Alan Seems to be cut from a different Person and I think that person is Curtis himself.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we see a lot of the same, like things happening from her dad and from Alan, and Somehow Alan just happens to know things that Curtis is thinking or thought. Yeah which is the biggest clue for me same oh, he thought you were a fucking cry baby and that you you know a piece of shit, kind of stuff like that he's abusive. How would he know that? But if you live abusive, yeah, yeah yeah, so that's my big thing.
Speaker 4:I think Alan is Curtis's DNA and I think everything else is that other person. But yeah, I don't know, it's kind of crazy. It's just. All of this is like I Don't know. What do we think? What do you guys think?
Speaker 3:Can you TLDR the plot?
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it's actually pretty short, it's full metal alchemist, including that part where they put a girl and a dog together man's wife dies during birth.
Speaker 4:Man wants to bring woman wife back.
Speaker 2:Man uses DNA why he's doing it, though I mean it could be assumed, I guess, but I don't know if that's ever explicitly stated. No, I don't think that's explicitly said.
Speaker 4:However, if you watch the interview with the girl who made, it.
Speaker 5:I go over that in a minute.
Speaker 4:She, she says a lot of stuff that kind of resonates with a lot of the stuff we're gonna probably talk about but, yeah, yeah. So man you know, makes mutations, tries to make the perfect mutation to get wife back. It doesn't seem to really be working. I think Dad goes crazy or something, maybe gets killed by Alan or someone.
Speaker 6:Or is an asshole part of me thinks that he actually split himself up into some of these and that's why he's not around anymore? Yeah, I don't really try and give Daisy a mom back. I don't know if that was a selfless thing, because usually in these stories where there's like this dickhole, asshole Scientist of a father, there's like some intention that he sees as good or something like that.
Speaker 2:I don't know if that's case, let's up does say that he, when he leaves, that he takes the mean one with him. So like he's, he and Alan, it coexist at some point, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Well, yeah he made. He made Alan, so he had to have been with him at some point, right?
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, but I guess it without her saying that you could like theorize that maybe he killed himself creating Alan like turned himself into Right and that.
Speaker 6:That's why that that story about the, the co-worker who he was gonna remove the vocal cords of, but was like and he's like I'm gonna split you into several different experiments Maybe that's what he's referring to, especially if he's still alive and sitting there, although something has been done to him, but he's not sure what he's still there. Yeah, that's very true. That's the thing that, like that little piece of information is kind of what solidified it for me that Alan and Curtis are essentially the same fucking thing right, yeah, and I so, going back after, I watched it for the second time.
Speaker 4:So I watched it through, I made my notes right and then I, I watched a couple other people yeah.
Speaker 4:I watched it through the first time and I had my own like thoughts on it right, and then I watched a couple other people's like explanations and then I watched Through it again, just because we had a week and I needed a refresher. But it was just like I still don't. I I don't personally see a spot where there's ever a direct this is how the dad died or didn't die, or where the dad is like yeah, there's that creator interview and she says that it's acceptable to her that there are multiple Explanations where he went.
Speaker 4:So I mean, I just like I didn't write it. So whatever you guys think is fine.
Speaker 6:Do you guys want to hear about that?
Speaker 3:since we're talking about it, yeah, real quick, I took it as the whole my dad's tapes, as him just straight up just abandoning them. Oh, not, not him dying. I took that as him just dipping they I think the experiments and everything got way over, yeah, way over his pay grade. He's like I can't deal with this, I'm out and just yeah, I think he just kind of how I fall as well.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I could absolutely see that One of the things that might give people who are watching this a clue into what the meaning behind all this might mean. There's a video that might benefit you and it's it's an interview with somebody named Jules dapper who, as we Come to find out, is the creator of the series, of the series for Daisy Brown and, okay, also plays Daisy. She does, she plays as Daisy herself. I mean, for some of it, yes, and she goes.
Speaker 6:She basically goes on to why, why she created this, what creative outlets or inspirations drove her to it, and one of the biggest reasons she actually made this series is because a lot of the Things we see in the series are a direct correlation to things that she experienced in the past, with her childhood and a lot of experienced trauma, and she'd been building.
Speaker 6:She had this, this story of Alan having like a Monster created by a dad who then leaves, as that's been like that trope apparently, was stuck in her brain for years and she'd been slowly, slow cooking this whole story and she's been Baking in essentially like her past traumas, because apparently she didn't have the best childhood growing up, and she takes those experiences, even with the pre-creation process of this. She goes on to say how Everybody who read this story and like the idea for this story looked at her and said this is fucking stupid and the people that are gonna watch this on the internet gonna laugh at you and you look like an idiot. And the person who said that was like her significant other at the time someone that she was like.
Speaker 4:I thought I loved this.
Speaker 6:I thought like I thought this was the person and she. She refers to this person as an ex in this video.
Speaker 3:So clearly I mean thank God, very fucking good, and I don't think this person understands what the internet was like at this time, because this was what 2016, 2017 2017 2018. Yeah, yeah, this was like prime time for a bunch of freaky weird shit on. Youtube yeah, dingus yeah. So good job getting out of there watching your mr Beasts and watch something good and infomartional.
Speaker 4:No I like mr Beasts, he's good. No, he's dumb.
Speaker 6:He does good. He does good things. For what? For what clout? But he does them what. What have you done? Yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 4:Mr Beasts is actually a kind of a fucking genius, not gonna lie as far as marketing.
Speaker 6:Thank you follow the algorithm and that's what made him his money. If you watch the video and how it happened, it's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's so way he talks about it.
Speaker 6:He's like it's easy, like he's like this just makes sense in my brain. Why didn't you do it?
Speaker 3:My brain doesn't work like just be a sociopath, yeah, and don't care about a single other soul other than yourself. Pretty much.
Speaker 6:I think, he actually entertainment like yeah, making money means if you yeah, you just have to not give a shit about human life. So the interview with this creator, jewels dapper. So she talks about how she just received a fuckload of just non-support, anti-support, if you want to call it that um, constant reminders of failure, fear of failure in the future, reminders of failure in the past. All in all, just a horrendous, horrendous time For jewels dapper. She then reveals, as she's talking about this, she kind of is all over the place and she's very scatterbrained, but to me, that just says that she fucking loves this. Like she has so much to say that she doesn't, she can't, like stick to one Path and that should all the time, hundred percent. I love seeing that because you, you can, you recognize passion in somebody and she was very passionate about this whole.
Speaker 2:He does also say that she doesn't like revisiting it like at all.
Speaker 6:That's, it reminds her of like yes, things that she went there and that's the reason she made this video. That's one of the things she addresses.
Speaker 5:Is that people keep asking her yeah.
Speaker 6:They keep asking her and they want to talk about it with her this, that, the other and she just does not want to fucking Revisit this and she goes.
Speaker 4:So you think we should try and get around the boggles? No, I don't. I don't think we should. We just talk about her job.
Speaker 6:Yeah, let's, let's talk about her life.
Speaker 2:I like what she's doing really hard when she was talking about how her dad did the voice of her Curtis on the tape and like he sounds like he's in pain because the family cat was like biting his arm or something it's called method acting sweaty.
Speaker 6:She's very fucking funny.
Speaker 4:She's very, very quirky. Yeah, kind of tell by the whole like video that yeah really enjoyed making it and. Probably do a lot of other cool stuff.
Speaker 6:She's a true creative.
Speaker 4:She's got a very creative, very smart.
Speaker 6:Yeah, she, she can spend something from nothing, and it sounds like she's passionate about doing that.
Speaker 3:So it's a shame when you get like a one and done out of a creative mind like this, because like I know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's working on more.
Speaker 4:Oh well, the good thing, oh yeah, the good thing about that kind of thing, though, too, is that you get something like this, because they're passionate about this one, like big.
Speaker 3:thing we're gonna do right now? We're not gonna get like some bullshit Afterwards, you know yeah, I just mean like you've had we could tell you're creative, like I want to see more that you can come up with. You know what I mean it's like. It's like Picasso just painting one painting.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, like yeah, probably not.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't think it needs a part two really. I think I'm not saying a part two, but like another, like he's another project coming up. I would love to take a look into that. Oh yeah, she even said.
Speaker 6:I think she said in this video like as of right now, like I mean maybe in the future, but as of right now, nobody has thought about a single iota of details about doing a part two.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this is done. She goes like this is done, this is done, the book, the book, and yeah, but give me another thing, cuz obviously you have good ideas, I want to see another thing.
Speaker 6:Well she's passionate, and if you're passionate about this and you have the drive to make something like this, and it means something yeah, it's gonna be good so and I just like that because you get like creators, and I don't mean this in a bad way, but like no me in a bad way fine, you get idiots.
Speaker 3:You get creators like Alex Knaz is yeah who just here comes, monument mythos, chapter 5, and it's like, all right, what if you made something else?
Speaker 6:I'm excited to see more creations because it's a fun universe.
Speaker 4:But I'm just saying, like obviously in a carnous season 2.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but I'm like obviously you're very smart and creative, let me see what other ideas you have. Don't just extend this out. Don't make this the office season 12. Yeah right, get this. Just just give me some more me some fresh.
Speaker 6:That's it, that's a whole. That's a whole other discussion that you and I can have a very long conversation about well.
Speaker 4:Okay, so there's. There's one other thing I want to mention. I have one one last part before.
Speaker 6:I want to do anything else. Um, it was just a little tidbit that I thought that was fucking hilarious. I might have actually mentioned this last week it's been a week, I can't remember but in there's a video and it's named quiet video and I had a message for somebody named Eva, and Eva was one of the people in her life that was essentially supporting her, giving her hope and just helping her be Closer to the best version of herself that she can be, while everybody else around her was just.
Speaker 4:That was one of the the descriptions that I had mentioned when I started that there's like little there's little Easter eggs and yes and like nods to stuff.
Speaker 6:Oh, that's right, we did talk about this. Well it's. This was so fucking funny to me because she was like I put this in here for Eva, and the funniest part was the only person who didn't see this was a yeah, she wasn't.
Speaker 4:Everybody else saw it but her.
Speaker 6:Yeah, and they were like they started asking about like who's? Who's this new character that we're talking about? Who's Eva? What is she?
Speaker 3:doing. It was gonna be some freaking ugly muppet. Is it season?
Speaker 6:two like what is it? Like it was just all over and she literally just goes. I fucked up because he didn't mean to do that, but that's Honestly like the. The whole interview with Jules was a super refreshing experience, especially after watching everything that is Daisy Brown, because Daisy Brown has a very good story, but to me anyway it's. It can be a little hard to watch sometimes, not because it's shitty, not because this, not because that it deals with tough topics and it fucking highlights them.
Speaker 2:So yeah, this is a really the. I think the video where she is like ripping apart the tape and like having a meltdown is very difficult. Yeah, yeah, I actually re.
Speaker 4:I skipped that one when I rewatched. This, it's just I it's, yeah, it's distressing like it's not fun to watch. Like it's real as fuck, like she's a great actor apparently.
Speaker 2:Well, I think it's because, like she said, a lot of this stuff is like metaphor and stuff for real stuff she went through and I feel like you can actually like feel that coming out in that video Especially, and you can like hear her feel like saying some of the things that she's thought about herself and it's just really difficult to listen to it, it's very, yeah, it's hard, it's a, it's a hard one, it is to be honest, though I'm.
Speaker 6:That's part of why I like enjoy this series so much. Is that so Some of the? There are some visual things that I can say that I have some issue with.
Speaker 2:However, I will talk about the puppet and like how the cracking, like, yeah, how Alan cracking became a plot point because, like she did a bad job making the puppet.
Speaker 6:And it was like falling apart. Yeah, and that's, that was one of the things that, like, it was so hard to get into that part of it. But you have to remember this is one fucking person doing it and she was a young college student at the time.
Speaker 6:Young college like this is an experiment. That's what this is. It's a passion experiment, but it is an experiment. However, I would say that all of those little little details about the creation of Alan, like all the monsters, like the stuff that she was learning on the spot, didn't really affect the story. Like at all no one side. Like once I saw Alan the for the first time in the first video.
Speaker 4:Like she seemed pretty good at like.
Speaker 5:Basically Reality calling it audible suspecting reality she was very good at that yeah
Speaker 3:yeah, well, and like I'm on record to say, you can have the shitties looking thing in your ARG or what analog horror or fiction or whatever, what have you? As long as the story is compelling, it doesn't matter, correct?
Speaker 4:Honestly, I feel like that almost added to the like To the like the real, the fake realness of it almost, which was kind of interesting because and it helps because she's like oh, because, as far as we know, this is the only monster.
Speaker 3:She even says oh, you guys don't know what monsters are, so like yeah, this for all we know in this universe, monsters Just look like that. Yeah, it's the only one in existence that we know of. At that point.
Speaker 2:I think it's funny because, like if you settled upon this and you really didn't know what was going on, you might think that this was just like some totally mentally unstable woman who thinks her little puppet is real right.
Speaker 4:I Really wish that this had come out in like 2000 and like nine or ten.
Speaker 6:Oh, that'd be prime time, because it would not have gotten it's filmed like it should have been.
Speaker 4:It would not have got the recognition in the desert.
Speaker 6:It would have 10 years later.
Speaker 4:I think we would have gotten I don't know. I think there would have been like a more of a like weird cult following for this yeah had it have happened like a long time ago. I don't know why I just I feel like it would have just hit different Gives me well, like early media, like early cult followings for it youtube beginnings Like
Speaker 3:you know what I'm saying? Like puts out on what is it fucking put locker, is that it? Yes, put locker, what the fuck.
Speaker 6:Um but so there's.
Speaker 4:There's one thing I wanted to bring up. There's a great not like that she. She very clearly loves the media of what she's doing. Um, I don't know about that. Um, there's so little she. She loves what she does and she loves the people that also do what she does. Um, she follows all of like, all of the like good on fiction, arg, like all those creators, right? Um, there's a bunch of there's a bunch of nods to Alan tutorial throughout the whole fucking day my dad's tapes my dad's tapes.
Speaker 4:Uh, every man hybrid fucking. Um there's this house, has people in it. Like, literally the links disease is the biggest one.
Speaker 6:Like it's a very clearly with the fucking queen. Queen lives on the moon.
Speaker 4:I think I don't know if that's an actual reference, because I don't know if I think that's came out before that.
Speaker 3:But Um, oh, that's a good good point I might even at those. I think it's 20, 20, 20, 19 20, 19 through now.
Speaker 6:I think that's actually oh.
Speaker 4:Yeah. So, either way, if you like, look at her twitter. Uh, she follows all of those people, all of the creators. Uh, she even says, like you know, it's like it's more of an homage, like a nod, uh, just like a, like a thank you to bring these things in. She wasn't trying to like okay. So I watched nightmind's video and he spends like 10 minutes talking about gamejacking but then goes on to proceed to be like this, isn't that? And I'm like bro.
Speaker 1:Are you saying it's annoying?
Speaker 2:when content creators spend the first 10 minutes of their content talking about nothing and not getting to the point yeah, you know what.
Speaker 4:I'll just stop talking about that.
Speaker 3:No, but I thought I'd delete that bit.
Speaker 4:I will say he made it seem like he was about to shit all over fucking Daisy Brown and then he doesn't. And that's fine, because I mean Daisy Brown isn't my favorite topic, but it's definitely a good one and I'm glad we covered it.
Speaker 3:But I didn't like it at first. It grew on me. I'm gonna take us away.
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Speaker 6:Yeah, oh shit, oh shit. We should the.
Speaker 4:Bluebee Thon, we always forget this.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that's this weekend, Well that's when they hear this.
Speaker 4:Fuck out of you If you want to have a stream of consciousness. It's not next weekend, it's this weekend.
Speaker 2:When people are hearing this, it'll be this weekend, according to the podcast Jason.
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Speaker 6:Do that.
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Speaker 6:That's, that's why this was set up, all weird and stupid. I recognize a one person mic.
Speaker 3:So we just we shoot the shit and we, we, we attempt to stay on track with it.
Speaker 6:It's pretty great and it sounds very similar to what we do. Yeah, I need to check this podcast.
Speaker 3:Yeah. So go take a peek over there within the next couple of weeks. You'll probably see my ass being stupid, as per usual. And it's about all I got. What do you got, jason? And I want to say, if you got teeth, fucking sending me peel boxes and you're forgetting one you're forgetting to say something.
Speaker 6:You are.
Speaker 4:You're the, you're the happy birthday dog.
Speaker 3:No, I'm not that vain.
Speaker 4:God damn Forget to say you said you're going to take over something and you're not doing it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're going to take over something.
Speaker 4:You're going to start. Where's your penis?
Speaker 3:Oh, slap your penis against your beans a hole and shove a tooth in there. Why is that?
Speaker 6:Why are we taking what we're switching this up? I'm not sure.
Speaker 4:I'm not going to talk about being Lord. Oh, you are.
Speaker 6:I'm being a shitty, shitty, being Lord or something. Oh yeah, bean eating shit, Jason.
Speaker 3:what do you guys say for people?
Speaker 6:as always, stay fucking paranoid. If a blue potato grows eyes, teeth and vocal cords, shut that shit down. Just write fucking now, immediately. Just don't deal with it, otherwise you'll have to deal with it in like eight weeks, and nobody wants that. Other than that, I don't know. Do whatever you want, as long as you're not hurting anybody. That's all I got.
Speaker 4:If your name is Alan, fuck you Sorry.
Speaker 6:No, you're not. Don't fucking lie, moody.
Speaker 2:Moody's point Do you think Alan felt like a man when he pushed her around? She felt better.
Speaker 4:now Keep the good questions to the bonus bro, why everybody have a beautiful?
Speaker 6:night, love you Maybe.
Speaker 4:But fuck you.
Speaker 5:Hey guys, I'm just calling to let you know about my experience of time and how I don't believe it exists. I had a dream this month, before anything happened. I had a dream that I was in this cabin and I was looking for a hairbrush and it ended in being a trashcan. Six months later I was teaching or not teaching, I was being a counselor out of summer camp. This girl was freaking out because she did not know where her hairbrush is. I look in the trashcan same hairbrush, same place, same situation. This is happened before.
Speaker 5:One time I lost my key. Obviously, everyone does that. I was dreaming. Okay, that was weird. A week before, I had a dream where I was. This is my key. That was the whole plot of the dream, and I ended up finding them under my bed because my cat had been playing with them in the dream. In real life. A week later, I was looking for my keys. To not find them. For the last year I looked into their method. Right there, I cannot exist. I feel like those steps happened before and then I dream Time. Just it's fucking weird, bro.
Speaker 2:I don't look under the internet.