We're toasting our DLUTIhon champions today! Join Jason, Mike, and Doug as they unravel the mystery of celebrity number six that's stumped the internet. As we take a turn through the perplexing and the humorous, we unearth online enigmas that have brought together a subreddit of amateur detectives, and we ponder the peculiar phenomenon of a town that's on the tip of everyone's tongue but off the map.
We wrap up with a peek into r/SubredditSimulator, where AI bots parody human interactions in a way that's as mesmerizing as it is bizarre. And as we send out a massive thank you to everyone who joined in on our recent events, we can't help but wonder.... does spider have... no wait... Is anything real?
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We're toasting our DLUTIhon champions today! Join Jason, Mike, and Doug as they unravel the mystery of celebrity number six that's stumped the internet. As we take a turn through the perplexing and the humorous, we unearth online enigmas that have brought together a subreddit of amateur detectives, and we ponder the peculiar phenomenon of a town that's on the tip of everyone's tongue but off the map.
We wrap up with a peek into r/SubredditSimulator, where AI bots parody human interactions in a way that's as mesmerizing as it is bizarre. And as we send out a massive thank you to everyone who joined in on our recent events, we can't help but wonder.... does spider have... no wait... Is anything real?
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Don't look under the internet.
Speaker 3:oh, I should probably record it because it's too much. It's too much going on at ryan fest should I just go live on youtube right now? Yeah, fuck it, it's too much going on at Riot.
Speaker 2:Fest. Should I just go live on YouTube right now? Yeah, Fuck it. It's too much for me to fathom. Riot Fest is like oh, here's 12 bands playing at the exact same time. I don't know who to go see Because half the time you have bands you don't even know, like Bloody Ankles, shish Kabob your mother's favorite athlete.
Speaker 3:Mom and dad beat me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then you have like fucking Aerosmith.
Speaker 1:It's just like the weirdest combination.
Speaker 3:Oh it's great. Yeah, I'd go see Aerosmith.
Speaker 2:You'll have like Bloody Orphan I Kill All the Time Come Girl 8, suicide.
Speaker 3:Hotline and then Ice Cube. It's like why is he there? Stanky Pussy Band or whatever. Oh no, mannequin Pussy, mannequin Pussy, right To be fair, mannequin Pussy fucking slaps. That was pretty good. Yeah, that was so good. And Come, girl 8. Come.
Speaker 2:Girl 8 was so good.
Speaker 4:Come.
Speaker 3:Girl 8 was pretty decent.
Speaker 1:But that's why I love Riot Fest is because you see that on the fucking schedule and you're like I gotta see that off the name alone.
Speaker 4:This can't?
Speaker 2:I'm telling you man. I'm telling you man, like my laurie is, we've added so many more to the list of band names and I'm very proud of the last couple weeks.
Speaker 4:I gotta, I gotta, have her send oh right, you guys just come up with band names as like a hobby. Can you add one?
Speaker 2:to the list. Yeah, we can add to the list. My favorite is still no free refills. I think that I will never top no free refills band name one, uh, spoot, poot and boogie.
Speaker 3:I'm to have her send me the band name list, so I can read off of people.
Speaker 4:The first ever Deludicore.
Speaker 3:Deludicore. What would Deludicore even be? It'd be like-.
Speaker 4:No Deludy. I feel like Deludy music would be the same as that fucking deep internet music that's like technically a genre.
Speaker 3:Have you guys heard of that at all? Fucking, are you talking about murder chicks?
Speaker 4:No, not even that. Oh my God, there's this. It's like it disqualifies itself so quickly that it's barely a fucking genre. It's called deep internet, and the only things that qualify to be a part of that are clips of videos that have under 20 views.
Speaker 3:Oh yes, I do remember that Murder Chicks was a part of that. Clips of videos that have under 20 views.
Speaker 4:Oh, yes, I do remember that Murder Chicks was a part of that. They technically helped kind of start it.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, I knew, that sounded familiar.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's an interesting genre because after 19 people have heard the song, it's no longer a song.
Speaker 2:That's true. Yeah, Welcome to. Don't Look Under the Internet.
Speaker 4:Don't fucking do it. You'll find songs that don't exist.
Speaker 2:That is Jason? No, it isn't. He doesn't exist. He's over 20 views. I have over 20 views.
Speaker 4:I have over 20 views. I don't exist.
Speaker 2:That's Doug over there. Also wrong, that's right. You have over 20 views as well, that's true, and I you have. Oh, I've not two, because both my parents are very good supporters so I am actually still mike all two views.
Speaker 3:Yeah, all two views. Are my parents mike?
Speaker 2:all two views mike two views that's your rapper name two views, two chainies eat your heart out, boy. Um yeah, welcome to look under the internet. Uh, matt's not here. He has a lot of school stuff going on. Smart, that boy needs a break dude, he, he needs so we allowed it, we fired him we just haven't told him we let him use a pto day.
Speaker 3:Matt, if you're listening to this for the first time, I'm so sorry, sorry.
Speaker 4:If this is how you find out. I hope he makes a video like I did when I was out for a month. Yeah, in your car, yeah, oh yeah, it's beautiful.
Speaker 3:Just us talking shit about you and you just having to respond. Yeah, that's great, I love that.
Speaker 2:No, we're back. We're semi-fresh off of our Deludathon livestream, which is a big hit. We raised over $2,100. Hell yeah, plus it'll be more. We're going to tally it up soon. We're looking at if I was a betting man. We're looking at close if not a little over $3,000.
Speaker 3:It'll probably be right around $3,000. And by the time you're hearing this, we will have put out an announcement more than likely of what the final total is, because we just hit the end of the month. Um, we're waiting on a few uh payments to come in from, like patreon, fourth wall, etc. So we know exactly where we're at and then we're going to donate it all american cancer society and if you were one of our giveaway winners.
Speaker 3:We have not forgot about you. We need to order shirts and get them to us and then send them to you, um so we can sign them yeah, we're gonna sign stuff. Uh, we're gonna. You know, we're gonna give you the whole works. Uh, but be patient with us. We will be reaching out, probably already, if you're hearing this, um we will be reaching out to you to let you know.
Speaker 3:Hey, here's what's going on. Um, matt has the list of winners. Uh, all I can remember is Dushan Mandic won and it's Fro I'm so happy I was there for that.
Speaker 2:It was Brittany from buy me a coffee.
Speaker 3:That was all that was said.
Speaker 4:Just said Brittany, and then it was Dushan Mandic which made me laugh entirely too hard, all of us, and if you guys heard the episode that came out, you'll know, was that in that episode literally was like right before the like the break yeah, jesus, and our boy fro.
Speaker 2:Finally, and it's the whole night, he was giving away that rent money all of his rent money yeah that's probably why he's not here tonight in the chat. He couldn't afford it.
Speaker 3:This internet got cut off Bro.
Speaker 2:we love you my guy.
Speaker 3:Actually, we love everyone that came out to Deludathon. It was so much fun. My brain got fried so quickly.
Speaker 2:I got very cranky for the last four hours. He did Deludy, went through all of the 10 stages of acceptance.
Speaker 4:It was good we all got a little bit closer. We all found out that even under very high stress situations we are all still very good friends, which that was probably the biggest and happiest realization to me. The four of us haven't put ourselves through that much.
Speaker 3:No, no, we have.
Speaker 4:We have, but not the four of us.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was wild, especially since we don't see Matt very often. We all had a really good time.
Speaker 2:honestly, I also did a little bit of math on it, so we spent the equivalent of I think it was three months worth of episodes with Matt in one night, Because it was a 24-hour thing if you take into consideration, each episode was roughly about two hours that's 12 hours, which is 12 weeks of content.
Speaker 2:So we spent roughly around what four months with matt, so a quarter of a year we spent a quarter of a year's worth of time with matt in one night you heard it we don't need to see matt for another four months. Yeah, matt, you can just take a sabbatical buddy, um no, but so we decided going off of that. We're still a little slow in the brain because still coming off it, so we decided to do a little bit of an easier episode today. It's just some shit we found on the internet that we all thought was kind of intriguing and fun.
Speaker 3:Oh, I just want to address one thing the 24-hour live video did not save from YouTube's end.
Speaker 4:Apparently, youtube saves 12 hours max.
Speaker 3:So I'm looking into what we can do to get that, because I wasn't about to record a 24-hour video to my computer, which now I'm wishing I did so if anybody out there recorded it for any reason let us know, because right now we don't have any fucking video, um, which is really kind of sad, because it was our, you know, inception dilute-a-thon and we'd love to do this again every year.
Speaker 4:So yeah, but is there any other way for a dilute-a-thon to happen, rather than no evidence of it ever existing?
Speaker 2:yeah, my favorite part so correctly during the stream that this makes sense to not have been recorded and if you guys could specifically send me, if someone specifically recorded the bits where Jason just went on a huge racial tangent please send that to me and offset Mike's that he's done recording on our Spotify catalog. Please send that to me as well.
Speaker 3:When Mike went full, dresses Hitler for that one hour.
Speaker 4:That was pretty gnarly.
Speaker 3:We agreed to not talk about that on episodes I had to bring it up.
Speaker 4:I have more editing to do. We're just kidding, I think.
Speaker 2:I hope You'll never know, no, but so yeah, thank you very much everybody Legitimately the generosity is insane.
Speaker 3:There's one last thing I want to mention because nobody has mentioned, or we have one last giveaway. Oh yeah, that's right From the Lootathon that we're still waiting for someone to find.
Speaker 4:Yep, nobody's mentioned it, nobody's said anything?
Speaker 3:Nope, nope, nope, there's.
Speaker 4:Even Mike doesn't know what we're talking about. Mike's not even sure. You legit don't know what we're talking about, do you?
Speaker 2:no, we only have the three.
Speaker 3:No, we had one more it was hidden if you listen to our if you listen to our live episode during the stream yeah someone else is getting a prize, but they don't know it yet.
Speaker 4:They do not they don't because they haven't messaged us yet. Yeah, so what? But they don't know it yet. They do not, they don't because they haven't messaged us yet yeah, so.
Speaker 2:So what Mike is? So Mike, we'll talk offline, okay.
Speaker 4:We're not like pulling, this is not a fucking 10-kilometer wave.
Speaker 1:I'm being serious.
Speaker 4:We're not like there is another giveaway. We are still waiting for.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, I don't remember because my brain went to mush most of that night.
Speaker 3:It's fine we couldn't talk about it until the episode came out. We still can't talk about it. We can't. I can only tell people that there is a secret giveaway.
Speaker 4:We just are waiting for someone to find it, and that's all we will say Did we put something in the background or something?
Speaker 3:Mike, mike Chalut.
Speaker 2:It didn't have any visual effect because we didn't get to save it.
Speaker 3:But it's, I will tell you it's not a visual thing, it's something that's that was done we'll talk after we'll yeah okay I got.
Speaker 4:I got a couple uh. Listen, naomi, no spoilers.
Speaker 2:I got a couple uh members that I want to shout out um from the website we have. Uh, slapping mothman's ass is so hard.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 2:We have Tori from Texas. Hell yeah, wait, weren't they already? They're already.
Speaker 1:They must have switched Maybe. Oh yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 4:We interact with Tori all the time.
Speaker 2:And we have Lars Bars, lars Bars, lars Bars, over at the Patreon, like Lars Oldrick, lars Oldrick Bars.
Speaker 3:We have, did I already say, kso Iraq yeah, yes, yes, we talked about KSO, iraq, we have Mr Giggles this is all live episode. I think this was all live episode but they're actual members now.
Speaker 2:Well, just go through a list.
Speaker 1:it doesn't matter, mr Giggles and Talon Wise, talon Wise.
Speaker 4:Mr Giggles, thank you for all your donations by Wise Talon Wise.
Speaker 3:Mr Giggles, thank you for all your donations, by the way.
Speaker 4:Yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 3:Very nice of you.
Speaker 4:God, I wish there was video to like.
Speaker 3:whatever I will make a list for us at some point of everyone who donated during it, because right now, the last thing I wanted to think about was what we did during fucking the Lootathon. And now that we're a week or so out.
Speaker 4:I think we're good. We assumed that you know the video would be there for if we need to reference it.
Speaker 2:I want to I want to reference back to one last thing for dilute-a-thon, and that is to a donator named Hunter. Oh, all of you guys, oh it, how much you guys gave. Hunter gave $500.
Speaker 3:Yep and like the goddamn first couple hours. Yeah, so I am not in any way depreciating anyone's donation.
Speaker 2:Whether you donated $1 or 500, like that, money went to a fantastic cause and it's. We're internally grateful for that. But I just want to say I just was flabbergasted that someone out there was, you know, able to donate that much money to have these idiots right to a good.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we honestly like not that we didn't think you guys would come out for us, but we just didn't expect the turnout that we had. Uh, that's why we made a five hundred dollar and a thousand dollar donation tier just because we were like whatever like it's funny if it happens.
Speaker 4:It happens, but like it happened like right away right away and I was just like fuck. I thought, for sure, you and I were making a tattoo. I, I did, I did and I still will.
Speaker 3:Honestly, we we earned enough where I think it makes sense for us to do that, but we'll talk enough.
Speaker 4:Public outrage might convince us to do it yeah yeah, anyway, um, that's the housekeeping, that is housekeeping we're 12 minutes
Speaker 1:in. Let's get to the, let's get out with the episode and what's a better way to get into the episode with a?
Speaker 2:what are we thinking?
Speaker 3:what are you thinking?
Speaker 2:happening clapping, I threw myself off I know what are you drinking what are you thinking? There's a bottle here and it's empty.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was like, if I say the wrong words, will it mess them up? It did, it did it did very much.
Speaker 4:Uh, we are all sipping on some george dickle column still sipping on a little dickle shot out the dickle, shot out the dickle. I decided to kind of go a little bit above and beyond, because this was our inaugural. This is our first recording after the Ludi Thon. We're all in need of some whiskey, so this was actually on sale so it wasn't as expensive. But it's a fucking $120 bottle of whiskey and it's a combination Cheers I'll drink to that. It's a collab between Leopold Bros and Leopard Bros. The Leopold Bros Leopold Bros.
Speaker 2:Leopold leopold, leopold, leopold, leopold, don spider-man's, it's a magical, I will say.
Speaker 3:I just realized that we have our, our nice tooth framed and you can't, you can't even fucking see it.
Speaker 4:Tell me when you can see it uh, yep right there, but it's not.
Speaker 2:uh, you have to put the stand up now, stop telling me.
Speaker 3:Push it towards.
Speaker 2:Anyway, there we go, anyway, but yeah, cheers boys, that's fine Cheers to Dickle and cheers to every single person that came out and supported Deludethon To.
Speaker 4:This is to you, to you, this is to everybody who fucking showed up.
Speaker 3:Thank you, all of our listeners.
Speaker 2:Thank you so fucking much words cannot express, so here's some throat. Noises dickle, dickle anyway, while they're doing that thing. So our topic today.
Speaker 1:No, it's a it's a smorgasbord, nailed it.
Speaker 2:It is um, it's basically us, we, we all just found something that we thought was a little interesting online and we just want to chat to each other about it. We've still done these before. The algorithm apparently loves when we do these, so we thought, yep, let's go for numbered 40. You know why? Not who wants?
Speaker 3:to go first, I'll go last, because mine's short.
Speaker 4:Your spot's been taken, my guy. Yeah, you want me to kick it off? Go for it, you want to go in order.
Speaker 2:Yeah, sure, fuck it cool. So mine is it needs a semi visual aid here. So, whoever edits this video, um, okay, if you could just say jason, jason, if you can just splash up this one image, okay, that's all I really need for reference. So this is a subreddit called celebrity number six. Okay, and what we get out of it is back in january of 2020, a redditor named tonsta uh, t-o-n-s-t-a-h.
Speaker 2:They posted on reddit about these curtains with like pop up uh hot, snot hat, snot hat snot, that's not, that's fair um, so they, they bought these curtains, that from a shop in finland that had like pop, art-esque uh versions of like celebrities, and I'll show you. I'll show you what I mean, and this is when you could put the picture up. So this is the, the, the fabric, the, the curtain that they bought. Okay, bunch of celebrities on it, okay. So with this, they were using these uh fabrics. They bought them back in 2008 and they're using them all the way up, basically until 2020, when they're like, hey, I don't know who half of these fucking people are. So they went to r slash.
Speaker 4:Tip of my tongue and they asked I don't, I didn't know who, any of those people?
Speaker 3:oh no, you will trust me. What looked like ray from star wars keep that in mind.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, because that's funny, because I had similar thoughts.
Speaker 3:Keep that in mind all right so daisy ridley um thank you, so I couldn't think of the name, yeah, so anyway, tip of my tongue uh, it was on the tip of your tongue, just like the reddit.
Speaker 2:So she goes on the, they own their subreddit and they're like hey, um, I got this tapestry, but I don't know who all of these celebrities are. Can you help? And so reddit went to work and they're like hey, you know, we found out who a couple of these guys are, and through digging up old photos and just general pop know-how, they were able to figure out seven celebrities. There's eight in total. Yep, celebrity number one they found out was a model named Adriana Lima, and I'll show you the pictures and everything.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, I do want to see them.
Speaker 2:Celebrity number two is Josh Holloway from Lost here right here I'll go in order for here. So celebrity number one is Adriana Lima. That's celebrity number one, and they just labeled them on the fabric.
Speaker 4:And they've got the picture. If I were to look up this image.
Speaker 3:What would I search?
Speaker 2:Celebrity number six.
Speaker 4:Oh nice.
Speaker 2:Yep, and celebrity number two is which one's the weird one? Celebrity number two is Josh Holloway. He is from Lost. Yep obviously Number three was again Adriana Lima.
Speaker 4:Go back up, keep going To Adriana Lima. Go back up, keep going To Adriana Lima.
Speaker 2:Yes, now go back down. I'll get to there. I'll get to it, just wait. Celebrity number four Jessica Alba. Celebrity number five is Travis Fimmel.
Speaker 4:Holy shit, that's fucking.
Speaker 2:He was a model, and then he was the starred Vikings.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Ragnar Lothbrok.
Speaker 2:Celebrity number seven was Ian Smolder Summerholder, the Smolderholder.
Speaker 4:This is a Feveral Sensations all over again. The.
Speaker 2:Smolderholder Summerholder, who is also from Lost.
Speaker 3:Over the Shoulder, boulder Celebrity eight was Orlando Bloom.
Speaker 2:And number eight was Orlando Bloom and number 8 was. Orlando Bloom. Now you might have noticed that I skipped over Celebrity number 6. They made him look way more like Zorro than he should. So that's just how he looks in general.
Speaker 4:Look at the picture next to him. Look at that picture next to him. He looks like Elmo.
Speaker 2:I'm going to get to it, but this is from a Japanese photo shoot of 2003. This is like Legolas Orlando Bloom.
Speaker 3:I from a Japanese photo shoot of 2003. Oh, okay, yes, so this is like Legolas Orlando Bloomer here. I'm going to just pop this image up. This is Pirates of the Caribbean Over us for a couple seconds. Okay, I don't make your life easier.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, go for it.
Speaker 3:Are you doing the?
Speaker 2:actual fabric. Are you doing the fabric?
Speaker 4:You're doing great, or?
Speaker 3:just the one, it's the fabric, with some overlay.
Speaker 2:So the one celebrity they weren't able to figure out who it is is this, this one right here. Celebrity number six they were not able to figure out who this person was.
Speaker 3:So we're talking about this person right here in the blue huh.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Now the one that doesn't have a fucking plastered image on top of it that you're looking at Now. Here's the thing.
Speaker 2:No one can figure out who the fuck celebrity number six is. There was a list on reddit of over 200 celebrities, from nicole kidman down to river phoenix.
Speaker 2:Okay, that is all, and you're probably like how I'll get there. So a little bit of sleuthing goes on and reddit finds an ebay listing with the exact same fabric, but this time, instead of it being a blue color, it's a red color. Reddit was able to take the product number, the product ID number, from this eBay listing and basically dig back and find it from a company in the Czech Republic called Latke Maraz who was manufacturing this From there. From going through Latke Meraz, reddit was able to find the companies that supplied Latke with their cotton. They found Robert Kaufman Company, michael Miller and Clothworks. All three have denied producing this fabric.
Speaker 2:So now it gets a little deeper. Reddit's like well, we can't find who made it. So we can't find who produced the, the imagery, right? So right. It's like well, what's the best way of figure out who this is? And they go okay, I got an idea. Everyone in unison is basically like here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna find each individual picture that matches exactly what the picture is on the fabric. Okay, Now we have a little bit of a timetable here. Okay, reddit was able to make a timeframe for when these photos took place. One of the photos from Adriana Lima, that one that you're like hey, buddy, they look different. Remember this one, yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:This one is from 1999.
Speaker 2:And the other one's from the other one is a lot later. It's, I think, 2005. Because the one from 2007 is Jessica Alba and that is the latest one that they have found. So our timetable is from 1999 to 2007. So with that they were able to line up the original Reddit posters credibility. They said they purchased the curtains in 2008. They're like okay, this lines up With this information. They also found out that all of these pictures that were used on this fabric were from Getty Images. So every single picture that they found that matched identical with the pictures on the curtains they found on Getty Images.
Speaker 4:That picture? Celebrity numberages what was that picture? Celebrity number six what was that picture?
Speaker 2:taken? Who's buying these curtains? When was that picture taken, mike? Nobody knows. You're going to find out. I'm getting to that. So again, no one knows who this celebrity is.
Speaker 3:We're skipping over the big question. I know I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Who the hell is buying this curtain? That the Finnish, because it was a shop in Finland.
Speaker 4:So what you're saying is, if I do want to fulfill my dream to moving to Finland, I have to first buy this Mm-hmm. All right, I don't know if that's my dream anymore.
Speaker 2:So no one knows who this celebrity is. They can't pinpoint any pictures that match who the fuck this is, and if they do, then there's like slight differences and shit. So, for example or not, for example, but um, a bunch of a bunch of theories went into play here. For example, I don't have actually?
Speaker 1:well, I do, but I'm getting into it later. I don't want to cut it, I don't want to jump ahead, I I was so fascinated I'm seeing it in your eyes.
Speaker 2:You are so into this, I can hear it in your voice actually, with this time frame from 99 to 07, one redditor searched every single getty's photo of uh from 1999 to 2007 but, not at not every single one. They were able to specifically find a photographer oh, they narrowed it down to they narrowed it down to a photographer that latke um what that was attached to?
Speaker 4:did they seriously compare the files to see which specific fucking Are you kidding me, because?
Speaker 2:they could not find any other way to prove for sure who this celebrity is than just does this picture identically line up with the one on the fabric? That was the way they did it and they were able to do that with every single celebrity except number six. They found the perfect match to every photo on there On Getty Images. On Getty Images, except for celebrity number six Could not find Celebrity no 6s Like. Again I warrant back to this one. It's the exact same photo that one is. The exact same photo.
Speaker 4:That one, this is one.
Speaker 2:they don't know. This is one they stopped lining up, which I'm a little pissed because I didn't see it before, and that's like.
Speaker 4:That one go up, that one lines up yeah there is.
Speaker 2:There is one that lines them all up um, I think it's.
Speaker 3:It's the one that here we go. Yeah, lines them all right.
Speaker 2:So yeah, so anyway, we get a little bit of closure here, and by a little bit I mean it's up to you to decide. So people are theorizing like a motherfucker. When I first saw that the image of the person doug like you, I thought that was fucking daisy ridley that's right, I was.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I thought I saw it just like briefly and I was like oh, okay, but it can't be her because the photos are from 1999 to 2007.
Speaker 2:Right, so it cannot be her.
Speaker 4:At least you would think this came out in 2008.
Speaker 2:Huh, the curtain did. Yeah, the curtain came out, but Daisy Ridley wasn't around like an actress then. She wasn't around like an actress then.
Speaker 4:She wasn't around as an actress, no, but like. Surely she had photos taken of her between those years, but she would have been young.
Speaker 2:Daisy Ridley's like my age. Okay, I mean so she would have been like 20 years younger. She would not look like this. This is like Daisy Ridley. Now, remember, this is at best 2007. At that point, daisy Ridley would have been like 13.
Speaker 4:Oh, you know you're right, you're right, yeah, but so if that's not, I mean, then it's probably not Daisy Ridley, exactly.
Speaker 2:Or is it Because get the load of this? So hang on, hang on, so we get semi-closure. And I say semi-closure because it's still up in the air who this person is. So Redditors were able to find Hamilton and it lined up almost exactly Philippa with an F, almost exactly.
Speaker 2:And they, even they, they. They sent her an Instagram message of the curtain. They're like hey, is this you? And she's like, yep, that's fucking me. Everyone's like, oh shit. And she even sent a couple example photos. But when was the that, the picture that lined up?
Speaker 4:it lined up. It lined up completely.
Speaker 2:It lined up in the same time frame and everything. It was about 2004,. I believe it was 2004. But here's the issue. Here's the issue. The pictures that she sent over for proof none of them exactly matched the picture.
Speaker 3:So this is what I've found. I've popped it up on our screen.
Speaker 4:I see what you're talking about.
Speaker 2:None of them are. If you look at the other celebrity images, none of them are edited immensely. You know what I mean. The details are still there.
Speaker 4:Look at his left eyebrow.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it's like Now. Look at his left eyebrow yes, but what I mean is they didn't edit shit out.
Speaker 2:What I'm saying is that's not the same jason, it just looks like you're talking to this picture that I have up on screen right now, and it's really funny so even this one, the biggest edit that was done this picture of orlando bloom is from a 2003 japanese magazine. They didn't use it here because they're fucking idiots. But the big, the biggest difference in this picture that they edited out his hands are about right here and he's holding a necklace. But that's easy to edit out because you just crop it white to match the shirt or crop a v and done they're gone exactly done.
Speaker 2:So that's. That's the most editing. That's editing that has been done. So when felipa sent over the pictures everyone's like, well, those, it looks almost right.
Speaker 4:But an artist, they're not going to go out of their way to edit this one person's image heavily and not the others especially when, like in the photo, doug, can you pull those back up just so I can see what the fuck I'm talking about. I don't care if it's on screen or not anyway, while it's pulling up, while it's pulling up yeah, that right there.
Speaker 4:So if you look at it you can definitely see that like so the the fabric version of it. It's almost like a like a dead-on, like eyes center looking straight ahead, the closest one that they could find. You can definitely tell it's kind of like a cocked head. The only way I can see it happening is if they just took the face and created everything else around it yeah, and now they really fucked the lips up too yeah, well, and
Speaker 2:again, keep in mind, there were no photos of philippa hamilton that matched perfectly. Every single other photo on the fabric had a photo that matched perfectly, except celebrity number six. So everyone's like I don't think that's the one to add even more mystery to it. When they found the photographer that did all this shit for getty images, they asked that guy and he's like you know. I don't remember exactly who I used for this image, but I can tell you right now I used some photos from hello magazine in 2015, going back to Daisy Ridley. But here's the problem with that. That contradicts our timeline of 1999 to 2007. And people are like he must be boggers, because how could it match up when the Redditor claimed they purchased them in 2008? So that adds a little bit of more mystery. I found the discrepancy. See what I mean. I found the discrepancy. See what I mean. I found the just go ahead, keep going. So everyone's still like.
Speaker 2:Everyone kind of agrees that felipa hamilton is more than likely the best case scenario, whoever this is. And, um, there are some photos from a magazine uh, um, photo shoot of felipa that weren't released to the public but were on the photographer's like portfolio, and some of those hidden photos looked a little bit closer to our photo of celebrity number six. So people are saying, hey, maybe it's just a photo that was never publicly published and it is a felipe hamilton. It was just in the guy's portfolio and that's fair. Now here's the other thing. Another possibility is Brad Pitt and I know that sounds crazy because you saw the picture, but hear me out, watch this. So there is a damn good photo out there that matches very well. But you want to know what the problem is? Here it is Ready.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Here's the picture. You might be thinking how is it Brad Pitt? That's a picture of Brad Pitt, right there. Now here's the problem the shading and everything matches almost identically. The shirt even does. The hair is a bit off, but it is very dark in that original picture where the person making the tapestry, but it's a little free form. Here's the issue that this image isn't showing, though the ears do not match up. It's not showing on this image. The. The article cuts it off, but the ears don't match up.
Speaker 4:The ears on brad pitt are a bit bigger than the ears on the tapestry even the the like the crown of the lip yes, but now you see why it can be confusing, because that is a very identical picture so close and it's closer than any of the ones that I saw of the person who claims that that is her.
Speaker 2:And it's so hard to find out who this is because it's such a generic image of just white person. People are like who the fuck is this? To the point where they even got AI involved. Someone went through and meticulously created AI representations of who this could be and you get women, you get men of all different designs and styles and it could be this person. It's hard to say who the fuck this person is oh my god, people even did like the it's even going to like Val Kilmer.
Speaker 2:People think this is Val Kilmer and it's. It's such a big like conspiracy. Online everyone is under the assessment that it is this Philippa Hamilton woman because so far is the closest what we get. Look at the eyes, though. Those don't fucking make not only the eyes.
Speaker 3:But my issue getting away with this is the celebrity number seven's uh shirt that they're wearing six is it's like this, like there's a lot of fucking people saying that it's brad pitt, like confirmed soul.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, because did you see the picture? I just put up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, I no I did.
Speaker 4:I don't see that at all I could definitely say there are probably elements of that photo of Brad Pitt taken.
Speaker 2:When I see the tapestry image, the shirt that they're wearing looks like one of those beige safari kind of shirts.
Speaker 4:You know what I mean? Yeah, 100%.
Speaker 2:And no one has worn that yet, and it looks like she might be wearing like a lanyard or something.
Speaker 4:That's a tattoo, right.
Speaker 2:This Y no the marking in between the Y, I think that's a button Like a collar button, like a short collar button.
Speaker 4:That is a wild looking collar button.
Speaker 2:Well, everything's wild because there's only white and blue, you can't really see much of anything.
Speaker 4:Because here's another button, I think, for reference and I think this is just a collar button. I'm into this Exactly. Who the fuck is this person?
Speaker 2:Again, everyone, the vast majority and when I say vast majority, I would say maybe like 75% are like all right, this is probably Philippa Hamilton, but you have that other group that's like no, because we haven't found a perfect match. This subreddit is 9,000 strong now of people dedicating their time to finding the perfect match photo oh dude, I'm sure RBI got involved at some point too. Actually, not only did RBI, but a person that works at Congress they work for the.
Speaker 2:Library of Congress for archiving. They got them involved and even they're like we don't know, we have no idea. So it's fucking crazy. Now let's get to the most important question why?
Speaker 4:do we care.
Speaker 2:I care because I think just general curiosity, it's one of those things where, because it's not finished, you found all but one.
Speaker 4:It's like when you no one says, oh my God, I finally 99% of the game. No one fucking says that it's that one piece of information we're missing exactly.
Speaker 2:But I honestly I fully see, I fully see the brad pitt. I mean like straight up I see the brad.
Speaker 4:I feel like that's a stretch honestly, it's the eye, it's the eye yeah, yeah, I see what you mean, if you look at the crown of the lip. It's different. Yeah, the hair it's.
Speaker 2:I think it's because it's like it's part of the way they cropped it, but it's like perfect stance, the shirt kind of adds up. You got the little dark line here you got the here here shirt.
Speaker 4:Makes sense?
Speaker 2:yeah, because of shading the hair a little the shade against the face does to have the pocket, the right pocket. It doesn't know you're 100 right, it does not oh yeah, so like, but. But it could be a from the same photo shoot, but different shirt maybe. What the fuck? And even the ones like people say it's fucking river phoenix like celebrity number six I saw a good one river that was that showed evangeline lily yeah evangeline lily is one of them too.
Speaker 2:Like it's, it's, it's. It's insane how many people you can just pair to this, wow, those are. Hang on If those are the same person, they look very different. It's just insane the amount of people that this looks like.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 2:Number six River Phoenix. That's a weird owl. It's weird owl, it's James Earl Jones. I knew it.
Speaker 4:Pretty Death Star.
Speaker 2:It got to the point where people were overlapping celebrities faces onto this and it matched up with like 200 fucking celebrities. That's where that list came from, because someone just took this image and they just slapped it on celebrities faces like hey, look at this guy, yeah, but like someone also fucking peru aliens, yeah, but someone also debunked it, because they're like you can slap this on just about anybody and it matches up because there's like no detail in this photo.
Speaker 2:That's where the issue comes into play. Since there's no detail on the photo, it's so hard to tell who this fucking person is.
Speaker 4:You want my theory.
Speaker 2:What this?
Speaker 4:is every man.
Speaker 2:It's a game theory.
Speaker 4:It's just every man.
Speaker 2:But then so I don't know. And you say it's an everyman, but why would they put an everyman in a thing with a bunch of celebrities? And here's another thing Sorry, I forgot about this, this is one of the main things. So a lot of people think it is Evangeline Lilly because there are already two actors that were on Lost at that time and Evangeline Lilly was on Lost at that point as well. Oh.
Speaker 2:So people think it's just from a photo shoot of Evangeline Lilly that just hasn't been found yet. And we got our no we can't go back into that Straight up. It's just so fascinating to me and look even River Phoenix.
Speaker 4:You're not fucking wrong If you look at this and on paper, if you were to write down on paper this is the dumb shit that I I would go insane over 100, but like, if you were to write this down, the concept of this down on paper, and then hand it to me and I would like I have to read it. I would absolutely be like, yeah, I don't fucking care at all. Was that in the shot? Was it seriously not?
Speaker 2:anymore. There we go, it's just it's. It's insane to me and like. Again. Here's the list of everyone that they think it could be, and like other people it's, it's fucking nuts, just didn't notice.
Speaker 4:All right it's that.
Speaker 2:That's all I really got on this thing, but I could go on about this like if I oh, I wish it's. It's a youtuber named um, what's uh, was it wank?
Speaker 3:I don't know, mike, is it?
Speaker 2:wank. I think it's wang wang. Hang on, I gotta look it up, but he does a really good video on it these episodes are the most deludy shit ever.
Speaker 4:Simply because, simply because none of us know what the fuck we're getting into. It's pretty great. I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 2:And.
Speaker 4:I didn't know I was going to care about this, but here I am caring about it, I know.
Speaker 2:And that's what gets me. That's what gets me Wang. It is Wang. Yeah, wang goes over a huge thing, okay, and he face up against like wank was better he puts the face along with like other faces, and again you see how people would think this is brad pitt or river phoenix or evangeline lilly, because it looks just fucking like them it's, that's I'm.
Speaker 4:I'm probably gonna go home and look into this at some point I'm gonna just go buy the blanket stare every day.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, here's the. Here's the image of orlando bloom. Yeah, yeah, but you see, they cropped out the the hands, but it's, you know, perfect match the blanket Staring every day.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, here's the image of Orlando. Bloom. But you see, they cropped out the hands.
Speaker 4:But it's, you know, perfect match.
Speaker 2:You know how easy that is, because it's just white to just crop out the hands, yeah, so.
Speaker 3:The middle of his perfect fucking match, the middle of his hands and whatever he's holding actually looks like what is in the middle of fucking the mystery celeb show. You know I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh yeah, it might be, oh yeah, there's no people think this is him, oh you're right, yeah, but yeah, it's just nuts. How, jesus, you can just pair this with anybody. People think it's sting like I what not the wrestler, the musician right, that's what I think?
Speaker 3:no, it's the wrestler, it's the wrestler.
Speaker 2:yeah, like I said, like people use like ai to to try to figure out who this person is. It's a full-blown fucking mystery dude. I'm fucking here for it Because it's such an innocent, dumb thing.
Speaker 4:It is dumb, like it's so stupid and I shouldn't care about it, but fucking I do. I want to know who that is not blankets?
Speaker 2:why there are no blankets? There probably are now. Anyway, that's my mystery, that's my reddit mystery celebrity number six um, I like that one, me too.
Speaker 4:I'm glad you hate that, I don't mambo number five I hate.
Speaker 2:You can't tell us who that is but I, full honestly, I'm on, I'm, I'm on the train, with it being one of three people. It is either the fil Filipino, filipino Filipino I forgot her name already Filippa Lady, or it's Evangeline Lilly. Or it's Brad Pitt, like I saw that picture and I'm like.
Speaker 4:I think it's a combination, I think it's just an amalgamation of those, but why would they spend time doing?
Speaker 1:that.
Speaker 2:Why would they spend time editing that when they did that with no other photos? You know what really we're talking about it, right? That's true, but you know what really?
Speaker 3:sucks. There's probably some guy out there who's seen this like go viral and just was like I'm just not gonna say anything, well, and the other thing, so so so I I I lied a little bit, I didn't think it mattered then, but I'll say it now.
Speaker 2:Out of the three um uh distributors that they found I believe it was um, I think it was clothworks both of the other ones denied having anything to do with it and deny the production. I think it was clothworks. I said that, um, we are not legally obliged to give out that information, so everyone took it as a denying, because in theory, that's where you just lie if that's your answer, you just lie and in theory they don't want to give out the information because it has celebrities faces on it.
Speaker 2:They don't want to get sued. So a lot of people out there think that one of these guys do have the original image just don't want to give it out.
Speaker 3:They just don't want to give it away.
Speaker 2:They did the old for lawsuit. Yeah, exactly anyway, I'm done.
Speaker 3:They did a cult with Jesus.
Speaker 2:They did the old For lawsuit. Yeah, exactly, I don't know anything. Anyway, I'm done.
Speaker 3:That tracks Cool, we'll take a shot, and then Jason can explore his penis.
Speaker 4:Actually, let's do a shot after I pee.
Speaker 2:Piss, piss, piss, piss. Mark it, so we know, oh wait, while you're doing that, I'm going to go over these band names Cool I. Oh wait, while you're doing that, I'm going to go over these band names Cool, I'm going to go post it. Oh, did you?
Speaker 4:already stop it. It's still recording. You're going to go pee as well.
Speaker 2:Keep this in. I'm going to go over band names that me and my wife oh yeah, you don't have to. You keep it in if you want to. You keep it in if you want to. Anyway, this is for you. Discord. You're the list of metal band names that me and my wife came up with Nipple Stuff, corn Syrup, grandpa Tallywhacker, high Fondant Husk that's one of my favorites Bitch Knife, that's a good one.
Speaker 2:Sump Pump, empanada, horse Ointment, murder S delay, bird hospice, googly eye, sunrise, gemini blitz, which I think sounds like a synth wave band. I think that's Grapegasm, butthole, symphony, erection, deflection, sad Clam, dyslexic Clitoris, and clitoris is misspelled. Nut Allergy, seasonal Orifice, pringle Can't, no Free Refills. Gum Paste Grommet Drowning in Denim, 17 Gumballs. Gum paste grommet Drowning in denim, 17 gumballs.
Speaker 2:Clown titties, yeti ass, morbid shopping cart, vampire handshake, old lady hands, reverse burp, rabid snailil, menacing Penguin, midnight Squirrel, tree, cock Crag in the Gargoyles, log Cabin, express Burger Hands. I have Allergies. Person Dust, ghost, laxative. Jesus has a Cameo writhing moistly, just jizz, three minutes, surprise, oops. All spiders, monkey, knife, knuckle guzzlers, punctured memories, unexplained rustling sound, just jeff children falling down. A well gary, the grill thief, horny for ghosts, witch on the go, bourbon Jerker. I Love Wombats, his Jiggly Penis, tiny Testicle, tambourine, too Many Goats, it's All Wet Smells. Burger, deb, dolphin, full of Good Pants, 50% Moist Liquid Trouser, staining Madness, casual.
Speaker 2:Henry Winkler, which I think sounds like a ska band, hermit Gang, more of the Naked. Nathan and the Philians, which I'm actually surprised that that's not a band name already. Uh, more squids, corn penis, boulder, gerbil, casual, clown nose, cocker, corn cheese rat. We have a lot of these, by the way. I'm like not even halfway done, but I'm gonna keep going until they come back downstairs. Bridal meat doll, legally bugs, spaghetti, elf, sphincter puller, daddy, hot pocket bubble gums, pimp, crusty, pancake, ghost pervert, dan, just dan. Spooky moose, giant spooky.
Speaker 3:Just Dan.
Speaker 2:Spooky Moose Giant, spooky Lil' Sperm, which is my rap name, taco Debacle.
Speaker 3:Your rap name is Two Views.
Speaker 2:Two Views Soft Gummy Duffel Dick, dickle, duck, jason's on a Boat, monkey Dick, spooky Chicken, spooky Woods at Night, toy Box Hangover. Let's Be Friends. Clown Balloon, penis, dale Breadsticks which is my dad's rap name Expendable Anus Fucked Up Fish.
Speaker 4:What are we listening to?
Speaker 2:These are the names of the metal bands that Laura and I can remember Bowl of Bitch Sauce Polysexual.
Speaker 4:Sauce. What are we listening to?
Speaker 2:These are the names of the metal bands that Laura and I can remember Bowl of Bitch Sauce, polysexual Sauce oh God, those Beans, cocaine and Dildos Randy and the Dildos, disturbingly Tall Chair.
Speaker 4:That's a podcast, if I ever watch it. Really a tall podcast.
Speaker 2:Diarrhea or Diabetes. You choose Bedtime. Bedazzle, midnight goose, yogurt Barbie.
Speaker 4:How many more of these are there?
Speaker 2:I have like 10 more Midsummer morbidity. Dick for Dan Meat pouch, canoe, brian Hella, squeegee Wacky Dave's artificial nacho crunch. Wikipedia, grandma, optimum, mime fat sperm, troublesome titties, good time fornication and Bonnie flex seal.
Speaker 4:Bonnie flex seal.
Speaker 3:Y'all miss. When do things not make the list?
Speaker 4:Those, those last ones that we just heard, sound like every one of those bands in the same genre as Tony Danza's Tap Dance Extravaganza.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's one called Nathan the Fillings, which I'm sure is a ska band.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 2:Also Casual Henry Winkler, which I'm pretty sure is a ska band.
Speaker 4:You can't have anything less than four horns in that band.
Speaker 2:Y'all also missed out on Legally Bugs what's?
Speaker 4:the alternative.
Speaker 2:Children Falling Down a Well Illegally Animals, yeah, just Jizz. Three Minute Surprise, which is a good one, and Vampire Handshake, and I'll stop there.
Speaker 4:Three Minute Surprise. Three Minute Surprise. I can't keep thinking about this. Are we wowing? Yeah, we're wowing, wowing.
Speaker 2:Wowing, wowing, wowing, wowing, wowing, wowing, wowing.
Speaker 4:Wowing, wowing, wowing, wowing, wowing, wowing, wowing, wowing, wowing.
Speaker 3:Wow, that is like the damn son. Damn son. Where'd you find this, except we just got cum zoned.
Speaker 4:Part of me is Trapaholics Real trap shit. I kind of want to give J-Depth the authority just to turn his mic on whenever.
Speaker 3:I need him to just send us a bunch of clips that we can put as buttons on the soundboard.
Speaker 4:That'd be great Cum zone.
Speaker 3:Zumcone. Dicks and cocks and dicks and cocks. That's one of them.
Speaker 4:Poor fucking shirt. Well, cheers, idiot Cheers.
Speaker 2:Cheers. Oh yeah, bull of Bitch Sauce was one of my band names by the way that's a great one. Yeah, you said that.
Speaker 4:I know I was gonna let him have his moment. Doug says fuck you, Cheers.
Speaker 2:People like Bull of bitch sauce anyway, so what are we doing, mike?
Speaker 3:eats one baked potato for dinner should be one of the band names.
Speaker 4:It really should be that's a great one, because it's true or mike eats bowl of beans well, there was.
Speaker 2:One of them was oh god, those beans, oh god those beans anyway, where are we at boys?
Speaker 4:I think it's my turn to share and cheese rat to give my show and tell what I read on reddit.
Speaker 3:Actually, it wasn't on reddit at all um, my, I don't think any of these are on reddit, except for mine.
Speaker 4:Now that we are doing, actually, now that you say that, I don't think any of them are, so mine's a little bit of a different direction, although, well, same vein, I guess. Have either of you two? No, cool, so I've never YouTubed. No, have you heard of the town Doveland, wisconsin? I cannot say that I have. Have you ever heard of it, mike? No, no, no, well, a lot of people have not, and that's doesn't seem weird, but apparently, uh, some people have heard of it.
Speaker 4:The reason I'm even mentioning this is a lot of people are wholeheartedly convinced that this has never been, was never and will never be a town. However, there are a lot of people claiming to have family who have lived there for several years. There are people claiming to have been there themselves, remembering a husband has lived there or been there. The general consensus is that Dublin, wisconsin, does not exist. However, you can find like maps. You can find shirts you can't find. You cannot find maps. You can find like merch, that or that was bought there like, like from like a high school. You can find people who are convinced. You can find people who have been stationed there because, apparently, it was a military town.
Speaker 2:Can you find shirts that say mothman, ate my whole ass at a denny's in dublin?
Speaker 3:I have that shirt, just without the dublin um.
Speaker 4:So let's let's go back to the very beginning of this, this mystery, in 2015. Nothing, nowhere on the internet before 2015 have we ever heard of a mention of doveland, wisconsin. However, this is where we uh find somebody mentioning something about, uh, some having memories of their uh, their husband stationed in doveland, wisconsin, and they have many, many memories of having their husband being out of town or gone away on trips, um, but they didn't live there for very long. And there are so many of these different stories of people being like, yeah, I know people who live there. I know people who live there. If you look at a map, if you look at any kind of record database, there's just fucking nothing, absolutely nothing, um, and that most towns like they keep records of shit, right like they have a.
Speaker 4:They have a ledger in order to be a town, you have to have a post office yeah, I mean, even silent hill is that, is that what right.
Speaker 2:What makes a town?
Speaker 4:just that's why my parents live in the town of the township of la fox, because it has literally two houses, half a general store and a post office, and that is it, yeah post office is what turns into a town. Um, however, if you look up any uh any kind of records, so all states have official, like state, archives. So if you assumedly, if you were to go to wisconsin state archive, you would be able to find something about the town of uh doveland.
Speaker 2:However, there's just nothing did it get absorbed into door county?
Speaker 4:yeah, maybe honestly maybe, um not as many doors as I wanted over there you would think that finding even a town that doesn't exist anymore would be easy to find, right like if there were any kind of record of it.
Speaker 3:No, Someone would have to have a record.
Speaker 4:Somebody wrote something down about a postcard or a photo.
Speaker 3:Like I was here in Dublin.
Speaker 2:Look at me, Mom.
Speaker 3:It's a postcard and it's just a guy in an outhouse.
Speaker 2:I mean maybe, Well, Wisconsin is a shitty place. Actually, I like Wisconsin a lot.
Speaker 4:Same. I actually love Wisconsin.
Speaker 2:You know where we don't like it? Corbin Cone.
Speaker 4:Kentucky.
Speaker 2:Go fuck yourself Kentucky.
Speaker 4:Whoa Sorry, can't do that.
Speaker 3:Illinois is a shitty place.
Speaker 4:Do you guys know of any towns famously that are just not there anymore?
Speaker 2:silent hill um, yes, I would.
Speaker 4:I would actually not even I wouldn't even say that one, because that town is still there. But it's hard to get to um, it's very hard to get to, but it's still there. You know what I mean pawnee indiana, I'm trying to say when I'm trying to think of things that aren't insensitive when I say I think I know where your brain is right now, and I'd ask you to not um, when I say it's gone, I don't mean that there's no people.
Speaker 2:You mean like infrastructure wise, like the whole state of indiana literally nothing. There's.
Speaker 4:No, there's no buildings there's no like gary indiana. Do you know gary indiana? Literally nothing, there's no. There's no buildings, there's no like gary, indiana.
Speaker 2:Do you know? Gary indiana's just like a fucking ghost town. Yeah, that's why matt lives there.
Speaker 3:He's the only. Yeah, man is the only resident of gary, indiana.
Speaker 4:Um, but no, like literally there's. There's legit no record of buildings. There's no nothing. And even if you go to the place where this is supposed to be, there's nothing there. So we have a town that people remember which apparently never existed. There are a bunch of theories. Now here is where. If it never existed, how do we have people talking about it? That's exactly that's that's what I'm saying Now. At first, I thought this was like a weird warped Mandela effect, but you have to have some Twilight Zone shit.
Speaker 4:You have to have some smidge of truth to have everybody latch onto it to make it a Mandela effect, because you have to know who Nelson Mandela is, or you have to know this, that or the other. Everyone keeps dropping the name Dublin, wisconsin.
Speaker 3:What if they were just like wrong and it was like dublin michigan? That would be fucking hilarious dublin dublin dublin, ireland.
Speaker 4:Oh, that's okay now, well, now I don't even know I'm talking about this. Um, there are a lot, there are a lot of theories about how this, like, how does this group think this group hallucination and if it's not a hallucination, mass amnesia and just erasure from reality, how does this fucking happen? Um, so here's what I'm going to do with this. So do you guys have any questions about the premises of, of like anything about this town? The town was in wisconsin. It said it was just erased and there are no traces of it being there. I want you guys to ask me questions. If you have anything you clarified about the statement that I just told you, I will do so. But then I'm going to go on to some theories that have been put forward and what I want you guys to do is discuss.
Speaker 2:So talk about which ones are most probable, before you go into theories about how it disappeared, like how, how do we know this place exists, like you said, like people talk about it, but like there's physical like proof are you gonna go into that or yeah?
Speaker 4:okay, cool. I just what I want to do is I don't want to give any of the like the hard evidence away oh this is a. This is a giant like. This is a huge thing online, apparently amongst conspiracy theory circles, like where the fuck did this town go? Why do so many people remember this town existing? Why do people claim they've lived there?
Speaker 2:Because that's what I want to know more about. I want to know where is this proof that it even existed to begin with?
Speaker 4:Where is the proof?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I want to know what the proof is. Well, it's in the pudding.
Speaker 4:Unfortunately the only proof that we can find is the existence of these testimonials from people who have extremely detailed memories and a lot of them of either being there themselves, having family that were there, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 2:People are, like, known to be wrong, though I can make up a whole backstory you have. You could have someone having like sundowns. I was like I remember when lbj was president, said wife, daddy, came home from walking 10 miles with lasagna just pets.
Speaker 4:Cool person. Person california. Person in new york. Both of them never met each other whatsoever. Both of them have claimed that dovelyn wisconsin exists and both of them have claimed that that is interesting, that's what I'm saying, like were they living there at one point, or?
Speaker 4:these all the stories that exist about dublin, wisconsin, come from people that are scattered across the country. Um, I have a bunch of different like quotes and stuff. People who who claim to have either been there, had family that lived there or lived there now, were they children or were they adults that did this testimony?
Speaker 2:I have a mix.
Speaker 3:Okay, all right. Well, I guess my only question would be have you ever really been far, even as decided?
Speaker 2:to use, even go want to do look more like I have a question as well. Does spider have puss, puss?
Speaker 3:How many meatballs, if you want to know the answer to that.
Speaker 2:Stay tuned for our bonus, where we discuss meatballs and spider where we take nothing seriously anyway continue.
Speaker 4:So I want to hear some of these testimonials I need you before we go into testimonials and evidence. I need you guys to fucking come on, give me something, discuss this shit like what I've been asking questions the whole time.
Speaker 2:What are you?
Speaker 3:talking about. I guess my whole thing is like how would this happen?
Speaker 4:well the government you're on to something, you're in the right direction.
Speaker 3:I mean they're pretty good at just like making things go away when you say you have government interference everybody died mass death, okay, so two
Speaker 2:theories, government, when you say mass death you have testimonials on people that claim to have lived there or had experiences there? What was the population Two? I asked children and adults. But do you have a mix of testimonials of people that grew up there as children and people that were adults that lived there?
Speaker 3:I'm literally asking what the population was. You say the town disappeared.
Speaker 1:I can't verify it, nobody can.
Speaker 3:Well, my thing is, it's easy, are any of the testimonials from people who were there or lived there, yes, but everybody, the town vanished. I'm having a hard time.
Speaker 2:So here's my. Why do you think we're talking about? Here's my question. Here's my question. Here's my question. What's up All these testimonials? Are they from people who were kids that grew up in Dublin and now they're adults talking about it? But there are some that are people who grew up there. Because a kid can misremember a lot of shit.
Speaker 4:Okay, there are more adults that were adults living in.
Speaker 2:Dublin. So old people now I think there's only one that is an adult.
Speaker 4:Now, that was a child.
Speaker 2:But most of them are from old people now Older than 40 or 50.
Speaker 4:Potentially with some sort of sundowns or something. All the testimonials come from people who are older than 40 or 50 at this point.
Speaker 2:When did they say they lived in the 90s as an adult?
Speaker 3:The 90s were a wild time.
Speaker 2:So they'd be like 60 now Suffering through that Alzheimer's.
Speaker 4:What do you define an adult?
Speaker 2:Well, the 90s was 30 years ago, so I'm just generalizing this. Did you just say that?
Speaker 3:if Hold on. Let me get this straight. Did you say that they were living there as a kid in the 90s and now?
Speaker 2:they're 60? No, he said they were adults in the 90s.
Speaker 4:I'm saying most of the testimonials come from adults that were adults when they were living or knowing people that lived in Dublin, Wisconsin.
Speaker 2:In the 90s.
Speaker 4:So this is around in the 90s, most of the testimonials from people living there come from experiences that were had In the 90s. So this is around in the 90s. Most of the testimonials from people living there come from experiences that were had in the 90s.
Speaker 2:So Seinfeld was raging oh sorry 80s.
Speaker 4:Sorry, sorry 80s.
Speaker 2:Get your fucking facts together 80s to early 90s, so Dublin this whole thing takes place in the 80s, hypothetically.
Speaker 4:If we had a document to look at that would tell us that.
Speaker 2:I'm sure that's what it would say, and we have people that were adults in the 80s and 90s telling us now about their experience. They're as old as some. I'm assuming they're grandparent-esque now.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I was born in the 80s.
Speaker 2:But you just said they were adults in the 80s, right?
Speaker 4:What I'm saying is anybody who is at least 10 years older than I am is not a fucking grandparent.
Speaker 2:No, but you would have been like even 20 if they were adults in the 80s. I'm going to say they're probably 30.
Speaker 1:Okay, hold on.
Speaker 3:Let me get us on a different track real quick. When you say the town vanished, like you're talking. Everything in the city is gone Nothing. Like the houses that were there are no longer there, nothing no the city is nothing like that.
Speaker 4:The houses that were there are no longer there nothing, no structures, no evidence of structures no evidence of plumbing.
Speaker 3:I'm not crazy anything. What is there any talk of natural disasters? Do they live by a dam like what they?
Speaker 4:actually, they live in an area that is notorious for opening and then like setting up a dam and then rerouting said river by demolishing the dam so a dam knocked the town out, that is one of the theories, so these testimonials.
Speaker 2:Do they, are they from? Do these people go to the police for these testimonials or like journalists?
Speaker 4:uh, it's actually live journal it's, this is actually more of like somebody on their zanga account. Honestly, most of these, these testimonials, it seems like they came from people who, like there was a question about like somebody's, like, does anyone remember dublin, like wisconsin, and then a testament, and she was like, oh yeah, like I'm like my husband was stationed there. I just kind of he would go in there every day for work and then come out and he was military Okay so it was a military town. It was.
Speaker 3:It was very much a military town and one of the things Did they have any crazy experiments that happened they're like we need to kill all these fucking zombies we accidentally made.
Speaker 4:It actually was. According to the reports, it was an R&D section military town.
Speaker 2:Now I'm going to ask again.
Speaker 4:This took place in the 80s, 80s to 90s.
Speaker 2:Yes, okay, a lot of your testimonials this town vanished in the 90s and a lot of your testimonials are from people who were adults at that time. So what would you say? The average adult age then is so if I'm 35, so you're saying these people that get the testimonials were 35 at the time of living there.
Speaker 4:No, I'm saying they were adults, which means 18 or older fine, they're 18, which means now what's 20? Plus 35 mike. Where'd you get 20 from what's 20?
Speaker 2:that's more than 18 okay, so I I think we're on the same path, but like I'm not, when I was 18, I wouldn't say I was an adult.
Speaker 4:It's a horrible idea, but you legally are like literally legally are, I guess yeah, so if they're 18 more were declared?
Speaker 2:if yeah, if they're 18, then they're roughly around 50 ish. Now, correct, okay math. So when did they give the testimonials?
Speaker 3:do we know that question hold on I think, I think, mike, I think you're focusing on the wrong parts. Yep, you're worried, you're worried about these testimonials, but I think I'm asking the real questions here. Well, if, if we know, actually, if we know when they, before you go any further, what is?
Speaker 4:what's the end goal you're trying to get to? Well, if we know, before you go any further, what's the end goal you're trying to get to here?
Speaker 2:Because, if we figure out when they gave the testimonials, if we know this happened within the I'm not saying they gave them in the 80s and 90s.
Speaker 2:No. But let's say, for example, you have the information that says oh yeah, they gave these testimonials like 1997. I'm just throwing out a year no-transcript first that comes to my brain. If they give these testimonials at that year and all they're recamping they're they're recanting a time from like 1992. It means there's a five-year gap between this place vanishing and them moving out of their life. So their memory is relatively fresh and we have a five-year period to figure out what happened. I'm trying to figure out. Timeline is what I'm trying to piece together.
Speaker 1:Would you like to hear?
Speaker 2:the testimonials. Do we have a date to them by chance, or is it just a testimonial? No date, like when it was given.
Speaker 3:I would like to hear the testimonial yes, I would love to hear the date on this more than.
Speaker 2:Because we get to know the timeline.
Speaker 3:This very real testimonial that we are about to hear All right, this one came from five years ago.
Speaker 1:Ooh.
Speaker 4:Okay, go ahead. There's a bunch surrounding it, but this is the excerpt that actually has to do with 2019. He had covet brain cap cap love logs um, so this is again.
Speaker 4:This is just. It's taken out, so there's. There were comments or something said around this, but it says. I think you make a good point. But dove land was very real my father used to mention occasionally before he passed, and the only reason I remember it is because I found it ironic that a town named dove land was populated by all uh, by almost exclusively military personnel and their families. I will dig around for a shirt when back home next September. If I remember correctly, the town was built as a part of a project sanguine in the mid to late 60s. Maybe everyone left when the project was canceled, but I thought something went very, very wrong. You can only dig up that much turf for so long. You're bound to have problems.
Speaker 1:Hmm.
Speaker 2:So they were-.
Speaker 1:There's a little more. There's a little more.
Speaker 2:What is what's sanguine? Because I've heard that word Project Sanguine. Well, I know I've heard sanguine before. Sanguine Bond, the magic.
Speaker 4:So it's Project Sanguine, project Sanguine, it's a military project.
Speaker 2:Well, no, I mean. What does Sanguine mean? Blood Of?
Speaker 4:blood Sanguine means having to do with blood, and they were digging, they were Blood of the earth. Oil. I'm guessing that was the way they went.
Speaker 2:So maybe they were an oil refinery-esque place and they were digging for oil and they fucked everything up.
Speaker 4:They fracked too hard and destroyed the, the fucking land, because that's a thing that happens. God, those fracking fracks. Do you want to know what? What the project was? So, project sanguine was, uh, a us military uh operation essentially where they would wow I do say essentially a lot uh, where they tried to develop a way to communicate with submarines nuclear submarines through the earth as opposed to over the airwaves to hide their signal from everybody else that does not sound man.
Speaker 2:There were a bunch of weirdos in the 60s. How does that work?
Speaker 4:well they. So they send it through. Oh, my god, I think they send. They send it through a different frequency that can penetrate like the sub, like the bedrock, like the, just the fucking earth, and they send it subnautically, sub terra I guess, and that's how it hits these submarines. So you're not intercepting these uh radio waves that go over the surface, they're going through the earth and the submarines are tuned to a specific frequency and they've got these special fucking there's a.
Speaker 2:That's a lot of earth. You're digging yeah, I don't know if that I mean I, I I believe you because I know nothing of it. Right, but even you talking about it does not sound feasibly possible.
Speaker 4:I'm sure I'm often wrong, I'm sure the people that made this project had those questions as well I'm sure they answered them, that's true but nasa real never a straight answer project, project Sanguine, is a real project. That essentially I fucking say that a lot. God it allowed us to communicate with our nuclear submarines without fear of interception.
Speaker 2:I wonder if they used Richter scale as technology. That would kind of make sense.
Speaker 3:One thing is I feel like if the town was around for a couple years, at least some amount of time somewhere on some map, it has to be there.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like an old, old map Area fucking 51 is on a map. It's on Google Maps actually. Yeah, it would have to be on it. You know what is not on a map, though Dulce Base it's also not real? I don't think the story is real. I do think that there is I bet there are.
Speaker 3:There's a building.
Speaker 4:I bet there are bases that we don't know about that are not on colorado airport right like there's so many things that we could allude to and there's no proof for it, and that's why this is so fascinating to me, because it's a whole fucking town but this existed.
Speaker 3:You can actually Google Dublin, wisconsin, and there are shirts. Now there are yes, yeah.
Speaker 4:But there were shirts like back in the 80s?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but if this existed like as an innocent town at some point, it would be on a map.
Speaker 3:Then on some map there might yeah, I mean Literally Can we?
Speaker 2:get a map Unless the military? Can military draw us a picture, mel, unless the military?
Speaker 4:needed to hide it. If you want to go ahead and look through that and find not that, because it's not on there. I don't know where the fuck dove land is, no one does and it's not on the map. So here are the prevalent theories of what fucking happened are you on the history channelcom I am. This is literally this is kind of cool.
Speaker 2:It's kind of cool, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 4:It's not a small thing. This ain't no Reddit story.
Speaker 3:This is a History Channel story.
Speaker 2:A lot of people fucking remember this place. I find it neat when you come across sites like History Channel for somebody You're like oh shit, the History Channel. I was looking stuff up for Project Pegasus and a fucking NBC article came up. I'm like, fucking NBC covered this Dude. It's weird, Fucking Oprah.
Speaker 4:Oprah talked about this. Oprah, bro, alan. So here are the theories, and what I'm going to do is I'm going to go down the theories and then we can talk about which one we think is Aliens. My mom said aliens, jernine, hold on to that, hold on to that, there's a bomb. So, just to recap, we have a town full of people that remember, or we have a bunch of people that remember this town existed, people who live there. However, there are no records whatsoever, which means either people just don't remember, but they're all misremembering exactly the fucking same thing, or it's been scrubbed from the web, or this just didn't happen at all.
Speaker 4:It could be a first theory it was destroyed by an earthquake. How do we feel about that? No, because it would still be on a map also, there's no fault lines that run under the majority.
Speaker 2:I could kind of see, maybe because you mentioned before that the project had them drilling into the earth yeah, maybe it caved in, so project sanguine again.
Speaker 4:That was actually. That did take place in many places in wisconsin, so I could see somebody hitting something, maybe a sinkhole.
Speaker 2:I wonder if that's why wisconsin has so many cave systems because they have a lot of cave systems wisconsin.
Speaker 4:They used to have a lot of towns um more people so earthquake? How do we feel about earthquake?
Speaker 2:no bad out bad, out wrong. That wouldn't explain why there's no merch earthquake would leave debris, and not only that, but that wouldn't erase the history well, biggest one.
Speaker 4:There are no fault lines that would cause an earthquake running under wisconsin yeah, no, that's out, no so like scientifically it's not possible. Yeah, get rid of it. So okay, how about sinkholes?
Speaker 2:Yetis Again, I'm going to say no, because there would still be some sort of that's a big fucking hole right Sinkhole.
Speaker 2:Not only that, but there would still be there, there would be a hole we're forgetting that if it was a natural disaster that doesn't affect someone putting it on a fucking map back in the day, this would have to be like a government, like military base that wanted to keep quiet and out of the public's view, to not be put on a map Because there is no reason for an earthquake destroyed city to not be on a map.
Speaker 4:To be fair, there are plenty of those.
Speaker 2:You could find them on old maps though Archived maps.
Speaker 4:And yes, or, at this point, google Maps.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly Isn finland, not on maps?
Speaker 2:that's just a myth there.
Speaker 4:No, there's a whole subreddit dedicated to tanzania not being on maps that I am a part or uh, was it?
Speaker 2:uh pretty sure madagascar isn't really what's that place from the guy we covered, john, something another tamron set was a part of it from someone from it's like Tamaret or something like that yeah, keep going.
Speaker 4:I got it from a place that didn't exist. I got it like right here just keep talking so we're out. On the sinkhole earthquake theory, yeah, 100%. I did mention that this place, tared.
Speaker 2:John Zergus.
Speaker 4:John Zegres, that's right. Oh my god, I forgot about that we covered, that we did that's the episode he's talking about. I remember clear as day. Um, okay, so I did. I mentioned dams, right, yeah, over 900 dams were have been built in the state of wisconsin damn a lot of them. I was waiting for one of these chuckle fucks. State of wisconsin damn a lot of the. I was waiting for one of these chuckle fucks. Over the years, a lot have been removed or abandoned. In the past.
Speaker 3:Wisconsin has experienced dams bursting, uh, leading to large-scale flooding and destruction, or near destruction, of several different towns in the past see water makes sense to me, because if a dam were to fully come through, let's say whatever valley or wherever this was, it would wash away everything.
Speaker 2:There'd be nothing left. But that still doesn't explain why it's not on maps, but nature heals pretty quickly, right, you're not? Nature does reclaim very quickly, but that doesn't explain why it's not on maps. Why would it damn get it off a map? It's already made?
Speaker 3:well, you see, you can't wash away map, washes away ink maps here.
Speaker 4:Okay, I just thought of this. But what if this town only what if this town was a military base only existed for a couple of years and nobody made a map of the state of wisconsin in that time?
Speaker 3:it's very possible that because they were a military base, they didn't even. They were like hey, like we might not be here for longer than a year. So, like you, you map makers don't need to put us on the map like there's probably one road in and one road out. It doesn't matter. You can't access it anyways, like I. But I don't know, I don't know shit about dick, I don't know shit about fug that's the thing.
Speaker 4:That's the beauty of this, though, is nobody does I. We're just left to like still disagree with that. Yeah, I don't know so you just you're out on the let's hear I'm out on anything super.
Speaker 2:Let's hear your third I still got.
Speaker 4:I got two more, I'm out on anything more serious?
Speaker 3:let's yeah, two more serious theories.
Speaker 4:Let's hear them Two more serious theories, let's hear them. So the next one is that Dublin vanished, might have been destroyed due to a military science experiment gone horribly wrong.
Speaker 2:Now this I'm here for.
Speaker 4:I figured as we've said, so as it's come to fruition that this was a military. Apparently Dublin, wisconsin, was a military town. Almost all the stories that come from Dublin, wisconsin, are from people who either were in the military, married to somebody in the military, but all the stories confirmed that whoever was involved was also involved with the military. So military science experiment gone horribly wrong. What do we think?
Speaker 2:I.
Speaker 3:I think it's more plausible well, I don't think it's horribly wrong. I would almost say maybe ran its course and then they packed up and left or not horribly wrong, but it was supposed to do that or they were fucking around with the fucking fractured little little web of time that we call fucking the madam with time no, and it just no, they just blipped out of existence. They were like hey, that still don't explain the maps.
Speaker 4:It could, if I honestly military science experiment gone horribly wrong. How does, how do you?
Speaker 3:know that it wasn't time traveling and it didn't.
Speaker 4:It didn't alter the course of time and or it was never put on a map on purpose because it was never supposed to be found, but area 51 was put on maps and that was supposed to be found and I'm almost 100 convinced that it was put on a map because it was supposed to be found almost positive.
Speaker 3:Area 51 is a big ruse it's, it's.
Speaker 4:I mean it is. Yeah, it's the fucking red herring. Yeah, it's the hey. What are we doing over here?
Speaker 3:everybody.
Speaker 4:Look at this thing that it's got a secret no, it's area 52, we have to worry about it's area 69. So military experiment I like that idea.
Speaker 3:I I do like that. I think military experiment feels better than most of the other ones it feels right coming from the people on this podcast right right um it feels better.
Speaker 4:It's my comfort it feels good on the whole. It's my cum zone, oh so okay. Next theory uh, it's very similar that it was a military town that ceased to exist simply because the war ended Again no so it was made in the 60s, so you're saying war were declared. It were declared, but then it weren't declared.
Speaker 3:It weren't declared.
Speaker 2:War weren't declared. No, because that doesn't make sense, because why would?
Speaker 4:What war happened? Jernine, I swear to God if you keep talking like that.
Speaker 2:We're just going to have you call in and explain it. The.
Speaker 3:Cold War, the Korean War. I was going to say what are we talking?
Speaker 2:68. 68.
Speaker 3:So, Vietnam. So wait, you're telling me that this place popped up in the 60s.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Apparently, this place was founded in the 60s.
Speaker 3:Okay, that changes so many things, because I thought we were talking about the 90s.
Speaker 4:Disappeared, or the 80s to the 90s. Disappeared in the 90s, no.
Speaker 3:Okay, so it was from the 60s. Wow, that gives us a way bigger time frame here.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that doesn't make sense, though. Why would they make it in the 60s and then after 30?
Speaker 4:years. What war?
Speaker 2:I'm so happy you got there so fast. Vietnam.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the Cold War where no troops were deployed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. Why wouldn't they just convert that city to a regular city? Well, you see, back when I was in Nam.
Speaker 3:Asian Orange. They stationed me in Dublin and then.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and why would that matter? Why would they build a that doesn't make any sense?
Speaker 4:No, that one's out. Why would it pop up in the 60s and then disappear in the 90s?
Speaker 2:That one's out 100%. That doesn't make no sense.
Speaker 4:I will say, I would say I can't say 100%, I would say 99% of abandoned military bases. Guess what guys? There's evidence.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, there's shit still there, there's concrete buildings.
Speaker 4:There's rusting equipment. Again, there's nothing in where Dovland is supposed to be.
Speaker 3:Did they make a Stargate?
Speaker 4:Ooh See, now we're talking. Now we are getting into the realm of things that I want to get into. Did the Stargate use a?
Speaker 2:portal.
Speaker 3:How would the Stargategate, unless it is a giant portal for the city. Absorb all of the evidence like the I don't know how that shit works structure. You know how that shit works?
Speaker 2:are you a fucking? I mean, I watched stargate a while ago physicist with jason momoa.
Speaker 4:He was in stargate, he wasn't stargate ah, momo.
Speaker 3:Momo says, yeah, he wasn't starting wasn't that I love Quaid.
Speaker 4:Which Quaid? Dennis, dennis, I don't know. No, randy Quaid the crazy, definitely not Randy Quaid. Okay, that's fair that's.
Speaker 2:That's Uncle Eddie. There's a video of him. I wish I could find it and anyone listening. You find the video of Randy Quaid, send it to the loony pot of gmail dot com. It's a video of Randy Quaid. He's just like the aliens are coming for you.
Speaker 3:And that's it.
Speaker 2:He just like gibbers and it's the funniest fucking thing.
Speaker 4:Next theory Dublin's residents all moved away because the economy failed.
Speaker 2:That sounds like the most plausible, however, doesn't it? I was going to say that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was what.
Speaker 4:I was going to say yeah, I will, okay. So here, this is the very last one Meat snake. This is the last one I'm going to share Meat snake, and this one actually ties everything up very neatly, if I do say so myself Gun, no, nuke Gun.
Speaker 2:Dublin does still exist. It's still there, it's just invisible Like I could just run into an invisible building, like a Wonder Woman in her plane.
Speaker 1:Can we get a drawing? Though, no actually, this is the one thing you cannot get a drawing of.
Speaker 4:Is it opaque? The theory here is it's not opaque. There might be a telltale shimmer, but the theory here is that there is something happening on the third night of the full moon.
Speaker 3:You can see just a bit of the drugstore down the street, the old Walgreens will appear on the 53rd moon of the year. I don't know.
Speaker 4:Aliens have blessed us with technology once again, and this time they are hiding a whole town from existence. Why they're hiding the town of Doveland, Wisconsin, is a mystery.
Speaker 3:It's their own door. Thank you, Anunnaki, for coming to Earth, hiding Doveland, Wisconsin, out of all places, and giving us this nice little story to talk about on our podcast. I really owe most of the things I talk about to the Anunnaki. I would like to thank our overlords.
Speaker 2:I would like to thank our overlords from Spegmar 9. Yes, I'm not sure I like that last one. That's the last one that is the last one these are the only theories that people have come up with here's my theory, and I'm gonna put it to sleep after this that's fine, that's what I want it's all made up and it's on the internet.
Speaker 3:It's not real as much as I love aliens and I love supernatural shit, I really want to just chalk this one up to like the government, just like fucking around and finding out that's.
Speaker 4:It. Could be that mine's even simpler. I do I do think this is simply the Mandela effect. I like that too.
Speaker 3:Actually, I do like that one quite a bit where I just think a bunch of people are like remembering something that, like maybe they dreamed about or like yeah, the weird thing for me, though, is that most Mandela effects surround something that does exist. Right, right Like.
Speaker 4:Nelson Mandela or the Flintstones.
Speaker 3:I probably wouldn't call this a Mandela effect. Then I would probably call this something different.
Speaker 4:To me, this is group hallucination.
Speaker 3:Isn't there a word for that, like deja vu? But it's called something else. Oh, fuck, Deja.
Speaker 2:You, dejan mustard, dejan Dushan, mandate. So I, I think, I think it's. I think it might be a mandela effect type of thing, but I think it's people, I what's the word? I'm like you know how you play the game of telephone, where if I say something, eventually it's going to be fucked up down the line. I think that happened with dublin ohio.
Speaker 4:And it just turned into Dublin Wisconsin.
Speaker 2:Yes or Loveland, because where's Loveland?
Speaker 4:at Not far. Where's Loveland at? Again, look it up on the map.
Speaker 3:Why do I want to say Pennsylvania? But I'm not sure.
Speaker 4:Look up Loveland Wisconsin.
Speaker 2:Loveland, Wisconsin. Yeah, it's Ohio.
Speaker 4:Loveland's Ohio. But there is a loveland. It literally takes up the like you can find four separate places. Yeah, look at that the majority of the western most edge of fucking lake michigan loveland, loveland, loveland.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because the loveland frogman's from ohio and loveland.
Speaker 2:But there's loveland in Wisconsin. No, I get that.
Speaker 1:I think that's not the question that was asked.
Speaker 3:This is just.
Speaker 2:I think people just mistaked Loveland for Dublin and the internet ran with it.
Speaker 4:That's right. I think it was. Because, it's super fun. I fucking love it, super fun. I had so much fun with this, because I don't think I was ever looking for a real place, but I thought I was. And like I tried to find any information about this that I could, because it fucking hooked me and I think conspiracy theorists found this or someone, like you said, mistakenly said the wrong thing, and then all of a sudden, we have this whole like well, where's Dublin, wisconsin? Why doesn't exist anymore?
Speaker 4:Yeah, like well, where's dovelyn wisconsin? Why doesn't exist anymore? Yeah, but it's like it's fucking cool I do like the, it's just fun.
Speaker 2:It's fun and cool and you, you don't. You don't get a clean answer, which adds to the mystery, even though it's one of those like uh, if you hear hooves, think horses, not zebras. Yeah, it's more than likely the loveland wisconsin incident, but that makes it's still fun to think the other way.
Speaker 4:But look at everything that just came out of this.
Speaker 3:I'm very glad that you guys decided you were going to do topics that were much longer than the one I was going to Perfect, let's get on to it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's get on to yours. Thank you for yours, jason. That was very fun.
Speaker 3:Both of yours very very interesting. I hope Mine is going to be more of a like you figure it out kind of thing for the audience, but they'll find out in a second.
Speaker 4:That's fine Cheers guys.
Speaker 2:They'll also fuck around and find out. You just got to want my throat balls. Let yourself have my throat All right so correctly.
Speaker 4:That's a uvula.
Speaker 3:Yeah, by the way I actually want to talk about something that was found on reddit that I thought was really interesting. It's very short, there's not a whole lot for me specifically to talk about, but I thought maybe I'd read a few of the posts I found I'm gonna explain what this is and then we can just talk about it, bet right? So, uh, I was fucking around and finding out and. I found out about a subreddit called Subreddit Simulator.
Speaker 4:Oh, fuck yeah.
Speaker 3:Okay, so Subreddit.
Speaker 4:Simulator. I've never actually listened to this.
Speaker 3:If you've never seen Subreddit Simulator, it is a wild speed run of what I would like to call Skynet oh god so for some reason, us as humans want to speed run getting to that point to the point where we have a company.
Speaker 2:We have a company in the world named Skynet yes, we also have Umbrella Corporation, by the way.
Speaker 3:I dislike both of those things. I'm not sure which one I dislike more, I guess, but either way, let me just read you the description of what Subreddit Simulator is. So it says what is this and how does it work? So this is a fully automated subreddit that generates random submissions and comments using markov chains, which you guys remember our episode. We talked about what markov chains are um what was that one?
Speaker 3:it was the really, uh, the markov parallax, yeah, um, and basically what what that means is that, uh, basically, they're using chains to create AI-generated posts and then comments on those posts. So each bot that is in the subreddit, they are assigned to a different subreddit already, and I can actually go through quite a bit of these subreddits and they're probably ones that most of you guys are part of. If you're, if you use reddit. There's like some general subreddits that just like I feel like everyone is a part of um. However, um, this subreddit is intended to be watched purple coco, not interacted with.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry. I gotta say go look at r slash purple coco. It's uh. It's uh electrical outlets in places that they do not belong. It's the funniest thing.
Speaker 4:Oh, that makes me so angry. I know you two know this, because I fucking yelled about the fact that there was no outlet in that goddamn pillar downstairs. Oh yeah, that was stupid, anyways.
Speaker 3:so basically, people aren't supposed to interact with this subreddit. They're simply there to watch it because the bots are doing the posting, the commenting. You just kind of look at what is happening.
Speaker 4:It's like you're simulating that you're a lurker on Reddit. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but this is the thing though the posts and the comments are just fucking outrageous, yeah do they comment like Red or are they like structured? So each bot is, like I said, assigned to a different subreddit. So what it does is the bot learns from the subreddit that it's a part of oh my, so it literally emulates the fucking reddit community so what it does is it sees what's being posted in this specific subreddit and then it either posts or comments with the general trends of that subreddit at the time right okay now I will say, uh, for the sake of things, if you're going to follow this, uh, you can follow it still, but it stopped about three years ago, it just doesn't it just doesn't post anymore,
Speaker 2:does it make sense, though? Like no, no, not at all.
Speaker 3:It does not just, I will get there I promise um, so yeah, so how? This is how the comments and submissions are created. So the text for the titles and comments are generated using markup chains, like I mentioned. Um, and it's a random process that's trained from looking at real data.
Speaker 3:So if you've ever used a keyboard uh on your phone that tries to predict the word you're going to type next, those are often built using a similar uh, a similar mechanic okay um, basically, you feed a bunch of sentences and, even though it has no understanding of the meaning of the text, it picks up on patterns like word a is often followed by word b, and then when you want to generate a new sentence, it walks its way through from the start of a sentence to the end of one, picking sequences of words that it knows are valid based on the initial analysis. So generally, short sequences of words in the generated sentences will make sense, but often not the whole thing, which you'll see very shortly here.
Speaker 4:So like so let me just Segments are okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3:So, real quick, I'm going to just go over some subreddits that these bots are a part of. So we've got AskScience, pc, master Race, funny Pics, movies, music, books, food, trees, like all of these are slash R's right. You've got r slash 4chan.
Speaker 4:Oh no, Jesus Christ I haven't looked at any of that one's posts, but you know, I can't imagine, I don't think that's allowed to be on the internet.
Speaker 3:But you've got like bitcoin. Pokemon, nfl, soccer, anime, video games, sex, squared circle, libertarian just like all the most obnoxious people all of these different ones. You know what I'm saying, like all the like subreddits you see on, like the home page or write it all the time right um. So, that being said, the I'm just. I have this filtered by hot posts, like the most popular ones, right?
Speaker 3:so the first one is a picture of a robot sitting at a computer desk and it says human resources above it, all right, and it just says look at these two humans that arrived at the human waste is this fucking ai humor it's literally an ai made a picture, made the the comment or the title of the post, and then there's 232 comments, because every single bot that was in this gave their comment, based on whatever subreddit they were a part of, so do the comments make sense, though?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:Nothing makes sense. You'll just see this thing about the robots. So this is from the undeleted subreddit. I'd rather not say, as I don't want, that you don't want to deal with criminals without murdering them. It doesn't matter whether lawmakers know anything about the end of the United States to have it laundered. Question mark. This is from the Motorcycles subreddit, the obvious being to spin that crankshaft, hence then being able to go on sale or close out. Got a few abrasions on my hands because you are reading the long level.
Speaker 2:I am under the impression that crankshaft is not a real thing people, people, people in the the auto you're getting from.
Speaker 4:This people in the auto industry made up the word for fun.
Speaker 2:Details mike gets hung up on are fucking hilarious oh, my god, it's made up for fun and to make you giggle.
Speaker 3:It's just yeah, it's just like and you can tell that, like a lot of the pictures are AI generated as well, because, like this next one is so. This was posted by the Photoshop battles bot and it's just a man rolling like those, those rolls of tape that you put into like a, like a receipt machine.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:But it's like gigantic.
Speaker 4:Just a big old. Oh yeah, it's a fucking spool of paper.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's literally a spool of paper and it just says, uh, photoshop, battle donnie in the back of a hot tub, whoa, and then like new, band name let's, let's read a couple comments, shall we all right? So this is from the. Uh, this is, I don't know why. The photoshop battles bot commented on its own post immediately, but it says came here looking for a day I think they just made me lol and then literally, posts a picture that's not okay.
Speaker 3:To another m it posts its own picture to an imager link of what looks like a photoshopped michael jackson standing next to a kid with a bloody nose.
Speaker 3:Yep, oh god, it's sentient is doing it and then ask reddit spot says friendship was strained. After that, to now work a normal day, I need to put a uh to put together a list of ex lovers. My grandma passed away from the plants and the intensifying of religionist scrutiny in the morning. Pee on everything, dude, these are. This is what the whole subreddit is, can we? It's just the most wild post.
Speaker 4:Interesting can you save this? I would love to make music to these lyrics. You said they I'm not even kidding. Yeah, I mean I, I fucking subbed to the reddit because I was like you said they stopped this about three kidding.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean I I fucking subbed to the reddit because I was like you said, they stopped this about three years ago yeah, the last post is from three years ago. I don't know if the people just stopped the bots or turned them off or whatever.
Speaker 2:I would be super fascinated to see what would happen if these bots were integrated with, like chat, gpt nowadays or something oh, absolutely, I was just thinking that there might be a lot more cohesive, I feel well, that's scary.
Speaker 3:But yeah, I think honestly like I don't know. I'm sure maybe there is a subreddit for that.
Speaker 2:I'd I'd imagine, imagine, uh, if you, I don't, I don't even know if this is good, I know what our next episode is.
Speaker 4:We'll talk after all, right I?
Speaker 2:don't even know if this is possible, but if you can connect like chat gpt to a reddit bot and just designate it to a single uh uh, a single yeah, oh yeah, reddit uh 100 subreddit and it will learn from it, will learn from all that in a much more cohesive way than that would.
Speaker 4:Half the subreddits are moderated by bots.
Speaker 3:Well, that's what I'm saying too, like when I like when I started this I I mentioned the whole like speed running to fucking skynet but, that's exactly like. The basis of this is like probably what put chat gpt to where it is in just a more cohesive manner? You know, like shit, like oh man, there's so many things I want to say.
Speaker 4:We'll save it for the after the bonus, the after all that, yes, oh my god, and also maybe next week, if we're doing you'll you'll right, right, yeah, um, but yeah, I don't know, it's just I.
Speaker 3:I know there's not really a whole lot to talk about on this one, uh, because it's more like a fascinating maybe go check this out kind of deal.
Speaker 4:No, I'm, I'm gonna spend like the last hour I have. Uh, awaken me today probably looking at this. It's like a case study.
Speaker 3:Last thing I want to do is a bot made a video and I didn't actually watch it because-. Do you want to hook it up to the Bluetooth? Yeah, here, let's let this ad run real quick.
Speaker 2:Let the penis people-.
Speaker 3:The penis people. I'm so curious as to what this I hope it's an actual AI-generated ad- the AI stuff is very fascinating to me because, like to be honest, let me. This is a 13 minute video oh yeah, we're not doing that I think it actually just linked a video.
Speaker 2:I think it just literally found a random video on youtube and linked it yeah, ai, stuff like that is fascinating to me because, like I hate it, but I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm so mixed, so fascinated by it at the exact same time I'm so mixed you know what I?
Speaker 3:think would make more sense bonus if we really get deeper into ai and our bonus yeah, that makes more sense, can I?
Speaker 4:you know, let's talk about this before we close this out.
Speaker 2:I have one more interesting thing that I didn't want to make a whole topic about, but I do want to bring up to the people.
Speaker 4:You don't want to talk more about how there's just a whole subreddit of bots talking to each other.
Speaker 2:No, we're going to talk about that, but no, this is um. So this is all I'm going to say on this thing, but I highly recommend everyone go to this site because it is truly. I am not exaggerating when I say this is the modern day library of Alexandria. I'm listening. It is the library of Babel. Dot info.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, where it has every single letter combination word.
Speaker 2:Look it up. It is the most fascinating thing in the world.
Speaker 4:Seriously.
Speaker 1:Every combination of every letter word anything known to man that could ever be and will be is on there.
Speaker 2:You could type in something that you think is vastly original and it'll be like yeah, I got that in book 12, section 64. Go look it up. Truly, I've spent hours to the point where I have it bookmarked on my phone. I just go on there when I'm bored and just look shit up the reason that we know that originality and creativity is truly dead it's truly dead. One of the most fascinating things I've ever been on Library of Babel. Go there.
Speaker 2:If you just want to be sad about creativity going forward, go there Actually, I wouldn't say that A lot of creativity in the soul. There's someone I saw on Twitter today. Someone said I did not believe in the human soul until I saw AI make art without it. That's fine soul until I saw AI make art without it.
Speaker 4:That's fine. I just learned that we've already exhausted all of the combinations of notes. That makes music sound good. Delutycom Not to leave you with a sad note.
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Speaker 4:No, Jason, what do you have to say? As fucking? Always stay paranoid, but also be on the lookout for towns that shouldn't exist. I mean, they should be pretty obvious yeah, don't bump into that invisible wall. They're either invisible uh, not real or in the past. You'll know one of the three doug.
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Speaker 3:But and as funny as I want to be right now I just I I am humbled and in awe of what we've accomplished, uh, in three years. So it's it really. It really makes me happy. So I love you guys. All of you are fucking awesome, um, thank you for the donations, thank you for coming out, thank you for just watching a little bit, even if it was like five minutes of your time. It all makes a difference and it really does. It really means a lot to all of us.
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Speaker 4:Thank you so much for joining us. We have already been talking about next March. We are planning, we're planning on attempting to plan something similar again. We learned a lot. We, we know where we fail.
Speaker 3:I will say in advance if it's in march, great. If it's not, we're still doing it at some point.
Speaker 2:I don't know when it'll happen and I would like to say, much like aragorn, son of erithorn, and Legolas Greenleaf over there had their fellowship, it's nice to know that I have my fellowship minus.
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