BATFROG! Cthulhu corner this week with BATFROG! Tsathoggua is a bat and a frog. From the mind of Clark Ashton Smith and H.P. Lovecraft... The seal of the Black Stars lurks.... and waits..... for it's next meal to quite literally accidentally fall into it's mouth so it can eat because it WON'T FEED ITSELF OTHERWISE. It's a conversation that dances on the edge of a Lovecraftian abyss, punctuated by the distinct plucks of email humor, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (to hell), Bob Hope, and a few tidbits about this Eldritch horror. Tsathoggua, not Bob Hope.
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BATFROG! Cthulhu corner this week with BATFROG! Tsathoggua is a bat and a frog. From the mind of Clark Ashton Smith and H.P. Lovecraft... The seal of the Black Stars lurks.... and waits..... for it's next meal to quite literally accidentally fall into it's mouth so it can eat because it WON'T FEED ITSELF OTHERWISE. It's a conversation that dances on the edge of a Lovecraftian abyss, punctuated by the distinct plucks of email humor, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (to hell), Bob Hope, and a few tidbits about this Eldritch horror. Tsathoggua, not Bob Hope.
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Don't look under the internet I'm recording it and I too am recording and I'm james mcavoy and welcome mr tumness himself, james McAvoy, and welcome to Mr Tumnus himself and welcome to Don't Look Under the Internet, a show where James McAvoy will stop by every now and then and put his two cents in. So, James, are you aware that there's a?
Speaker 4:war going on right now, Two wars actually.
Speaker 2:Two wars, two wars Two wars why?
Speaker 1:do I keep entertaining this?
Speaker 4:It's a very fucking skit.
Speaker 2:I won't get into that People should email their favorite jokes to the podcast email, and then we'll just beat them to death.
Speaker 1:We will beat them. Not your favorites, we are the champions of beating a dead horse.
Speaker 3:Yeah, pretty great Speaking of dead horses, that's Doug what's up, brothers? Hello, mike, that's Matt nay.
Speaker 1:I'm huffing glue. He's right off the bat. The horse is the same horse the horse of theuses.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's how you know I'm winning this episode because I broke. Mike so early that he just said he was Mike.
Speaker 3:Yeah, hello brother, what's up?
Speaker 5:what's up, brothers?
Speaker 3:so we're gonna kick this off with a little deludy class above your head, oh that got me pretty damn good. I'm not gonna lie, that was funny, hello brothers. Um. So we had a couple people who want to shout out here today. Um, first and foremost, we're gonna play the classic game we always play do your name be suckin?
Speaker 1:and the first one we have is birdface, birdface md yes, I'm there for that b-i-r-d
Speaker 5:birdface md bird dr bird, yeah.
Speaker 1:I like to think of like I'm going a flat.
Speaker 5:I like it, dr Bird Okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I like to think of like like I'm going in for my regular, like my prostate exam and a man with a pigeon head's gonna come and be like let me take a look.
Speaker 2:Does he know Harvey Birdman?
Speaker 3:He might, maybe it's his brother Attorney at Bird Law. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Well, next we have the shromping, the. What the shromping?
Speaker 3:The shromping.
Speaker 5:Like shrimp, but with an O the shromping. Is it like a shrecking or it's like a shromping? I don't know what to tell you. Man, I don't make the rules here.
Speaker 2:It's what it is.
Speaker 3:It's shromping.
Speaker 2:I think it's a shrimp joke.
Speaker 1:It's shrimp humor. You wouldn't get it.
Speaker 2:You mean to tell me a shrimp humor? Our Discord's all about shrimp humor lately. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1:Is it really yeah? Oh hell, yeah, dude.
Speaker 3:Oh man, I miss everything. I'm not in Discord ever. So, I come to Discord every Tuesday night at 7 pm and that's when I record. And occasionally on game nights.
Speaker 2:I read everything that gets posted there, but I don't respond. I just do it to make sure King's doing his job.
Speaker 3:The watchful eye, you're micromanaging his Discord.
Speaker 2:I send King lots of passive-aggressive messages. There you go.
Speaker 5:I feel like I haven't gotten any good responses back from King lately. I just tell him he sucks all the time and seems to be doing a good job.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because I passive-aggressively tell him what to do. That's why he's doing a good job.
Speaker 3:That concludes our segment on the housekeeping.
Speaker 1:Concluded Good job everyone.
Speaker 5:Two decent names. We'll take it this week.
Speaker 3:What are we today?
Speaker 4:What are we talking about today? Dead horses, at least dead horses.
Speaker 3:We've covered that. We have done dead and we've beat them.
Speaker 4:We have beat the shit out of them. How about frogs? You guys want to do frogs today?
Speaker 2:I almost ran over a frog with my lawnmower this week. Holy shit, that sounds traumatic as fuck. Can you imagine?
Speaker 5:I just watched Mr Toad's Wild Adventure, or whatever the shit it's called today.
Speaker 3:What the hell is that?
Speaker 4:You've never seen that it's a Disney movie.
Speaker 5:It's really old. Basically, a toad gets, I guess, drunk and steals a car. And then gets arrested.
Speaker 2:This is a Disney movie. Yeah, what yeah?
Speaker 5:no for real A frog getting a DUI. Is this the same as Prostitute Mickey? It's Mr Toad and Ichabod it's like a double feature movie, but yeah, it's pretty funny. Uh, what? The mr toad's a wild guy. His ride at disney is him just getting drunk and then going to hell, yep okay is it?
Speaker 4:what are the best rides there?
Speaker 3:is the movie just 90 minutes of like. It starts off with him getting arrested and then the the rest of it is just like his court procedures.
Speaker 5:Let him get his fingerprinted it's no, it's no joke 30 minutes of him going into what they call motor mania, stealing a car and then going to court that's one badass. He said it's an old movie.
Speaker 2:It was just a different time. You wouldn't get it yeah, you wouldn't. You wouldn't understand toad humor getting a dui was just just a regular Tuesday for your average alcoholic father. And frog and frog Hold some fun for the whole family, no so this frog.
Speaker 3:we're talking about a frog today, kind of we are.
Speaker 4:I mean that's the closest thing I could, the closest animal I could put to it that actually exists on Earth Bat frog, it's like a frog bat.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3:Fat frog.
Speaker 1:Fat frog, fat frog.
Speaker 3:I'm going to try to pronounce this name, because you told it to me like five minutes ago and I forgot it already.
Speaker 4:I know you did. You got it, man, I believe in you.
Speaker 5:Do you have the wiki pulled up? Yeah, I do.
Speaker 3:I have the wiki pulled up with this freaky-ass name. It's a Cthulhu corner, hey that's what we're doing, hey. I'm Cthulhu To Sathagagua, sathagagua, holy yeah.
Speaker 4:Sathagagua.
Speaker 2:You got there quicker than you got ephemeral.
Speaker 4:I'm impressed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's impressive. How did you get the word? It's mostly consonants. I watched TikTok.
Speaker 3:I'm not even trying it, so I'll tell you this.
Speaker 5:If you want the shorter version, go to our TikTok at dilutypodcom. But this one's more fun. This one is very fun. This one is very fun, but you were very close, mike. It's Sathakua. It almost sounds like Q's. Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 3:I hate them already.
Speaker 4:Another way to pronounce it is Zathakua.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 3:To Sath-a-ga-goo-a.
Speaker 4:T-S-A-T-H. That's bad. That's probably the worst one you've done. T-s-a-t-h. That's bad.
Speaker 3:That's probably the worst one you've done oh, it has it down here, also known as Zathakua wait before you go through that.
Speaker 5:Don't do that.
Speaker 4:Yet we're going to make you do that as a bit the part that you're going to want to look for, mike, is the under relatives, where it says HPL and then circle in teal and blue letters and there's a whole bunch of yellow names great, I can't wait. Well, neither can I anyway, what are we doing right now, though? I don't know right now.
Speaker 5:I think we should just go into it, because talk about what the fuck this frog yeah I think that makes sense, right? I think so um.
Speaker 4:So I know we have talked about many of these Cthulhu deities and we've mentioned Sathagua quite a few times. He kind of ties into I say he, they kind of tie into like every fucking story.
Speaker 3:Yeah, way to not misgender the frog bat goblin thing Good good.
Speaker 4:Very very.
Speaker 3:They go out of their way.
Speaker 4:They go out of their way to make it apparent that it is not a he or she, is a they.
Speaker 3:So, they woke frog, woke liberal frog.
Speaker 4:Does it have blue?
Speaker 2:hair.
Speaker 4:It doesn't have any hair actually. Unless you consider the hair inside its mouth?
Speaker 1:I know that was a terrible sentence, so Sathagoules have any hair.
Speaker 4:actually it must be considered the hair inside its mouth. I know that was a terrible sentence.
Speaker 3:So Sathagua.
Speaker 4:Whales have hair in their mouth. They do Baleen. Yum Sathagua is also known as the Sleeper of Nakai, and they were an entity within the Cthulhu mythos Originally created actually, so this is going to be the first. Sorry, it was introduced by HP Lovecraft but very like briefly. It was mentioned in nine stories, but this is one of the few times that Lovecraft never really gave. Like he mentioned the name and that's it.
Speaker 4:There's a couple that he does that with, but things like Azathoth is one Azathoth, he actually yeah is one of them, but as a false as one, as he actually, yeah is one of them. Sathaguas is another one, but yog sathath, and like nair lefantap, he actually has like information and stories and like an origin of, like where these things come from, or like a descendancy or something like that. Lovecraft never did that with sathagua. Instead, the majority of what we get is from, uh, the author. Where is it? Clark ashton smith, and it's clark. Ashton smith was in charge of something called the hyperborean cycle, which I've mentioned before, probably in our yig episode, if I'm thinking correctly, um sure yeah, but I'm trying to think, if we did, did we talk about this or not?
Speaker 3:I don't remember, so could you give us a?
Speaker 2:refresher.
Speaker 5:You're boring me, it's it's just a hyperborean in a nutshell, it's just a series of short stories. Um, just they're inside of the setting of hyperborea, that's it yeah, if you guys remember.
Speaker 4:Actually you guys remember us talking about the hyperborean war between like yig uh, sathagu and cthulhu at the very beginning of the Earth's formation.
Speaker 3:Is that?
Speaker 4:the one with the Migos, that was yes, they were the vampires.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that sounds familiar.
Speaker 4:Yes, yeah, the Migos, the vampires, and then the Mountains of Madness actually gives you like the in-depth details, if you can consider them that, about what kind of happened in hyperborea between the war between, or of the war between sathagua and yig, to see who would control the surface of the earth. What does the cube come into play.
Speaker 3:I've heard, I've heard about the cube in the movie the cube. Have you ever seen the cube?
Speaker 4:yes, you know what was in that briefcase what uh the the this guy, the one that vincent is carrying around yeah, this guy, he opens it up and it glows orange.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you never get a bunch of imitation crab meat it's probably, it's probably schrump okay, an imitation crab meat.
Speaker 4:It's schrump and imitation crab meat okay into a very dense cube. That's why everything wants it, because it's expensive. But no, I think the I think the Yacoubian cube. Honestly I haven't found too too much Like nobody wants to write about it and I don't. I think I know why. I think it's because nobody wants to put a start point to like this whole mythos and then have to fucking explain it If we could talk about the Yacoubians another time.
Speaker 5:I have a good. I haven't. I did a little tiktok on them too.
Speaker 1:They're uh interesting, interesting peoples if you want to call that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah, um, yeah, we will go into the cuban cubes, but just know, sathagua came to earth. Um, we covered this in our cthulhu timeline. We did it also in mountains of madness as well as our Yig episode. We touched on a little bit of all of this. This is going to go over more of the the frog bat side instead of the snake God side, so in Clark Ashton's Clark Ashton Smith's hyperborean cycle. This is where we learn a little bit more about Sathagua, like why he's here, what he's here to get, who he rules and, essentially, why he surrounded himself with all of the things that he has. And again go back to our Mounds of Madness episode, and you'll hear a little bit about that as well. Oh, thank you.
Speaker 3:That was a long one, I got better things to do with my day.
Speaker 4:Everybody on earth does, um. So yeah, like I said, uh never really was described. He appeared. He actually is in third place for the amount of mentions in lovecraft stories, with nine just under uh near Lethizep at 10, and then Cthulhu and Shub-Niggurath at 11 of each of those. So honestly, you could make the argument that Lovecraft didn't really create Sathagua, just kind of shat the name into existence and then people kind of took it and ran.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I wish I could do that. Just like come up with an idea and everybody else does the work for me, and then I have like a legacy yeah, clown shoes for your hands and run away I mean I'm really surprised that smegmar 9 hasn't been stolen yet.
Speaker 5:So I same.
Speaker 4:We're about to see an influx of metal bands. Just a heads up yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3:I kind of fucked myself on that one, huh yeah, you did, that's okay literally just good content you have all your secrets away, all your money.
Speaker 2:Well, now it's out there in the world as proof that if somebody you came up with it first, so somebody steals it you can sue them yep, that's fair, the only you have to just adjust the date to when the episode came out.
Speaker 4:Um, what else was I talking about? Oh yeah, um, yeah. The other authors that that talk about seth Agu are going to be Robert Howard and Robert. Block Two Roberts, robert squared. Block Two. Robert Two furious Bobcube. But that's kind of a Bobcube. Bobcube, that's kind of just an intro to who Seth Agu is. What they are. Doug, do you have anything about?
Speaker 1:more of a physical description about yeah, yeah, what am I looking at?
Speaker 4:yeah, give me the image while you do that, I'll put that picture discord.
Speaker 2:I think that says it all right um, so the first description.
Speaker 5:Uh, I'm gonna read a couple quotes because they're pretty funny. The first description we get of Setakua in the mythos is when a protagonist actually encounters one of the entity's idols and it just says so, this is from the tale of Santampra Zairos. Never read it. Um, good reason. Uh, so it goes. He was a very squat and pot-bellied. His head was more like a monstrous toad than a deity and his whole body was covered with an imitation of short fur, giving somehow a vague sensation of both the bat and the sloth. His sleepy lids were half lowered over his globular eyes so he ain't even a bat the tip of a queer tongue issued from his fat mouth.
Speaker 5:Uh, you'll see. You'll get more, more descriptors later, but um, if you were to look at this thing, he's kind of got a bat head on a toad body, um, and uh, some.
Speaker 5:So another descriptor is uh, let's see where does this one start. Uh, you shall shall know Seth Agua by his great girth and his bat-like furriness and the look of a sleepy black toad which he has eternally. He will rise, not from his place, even in the ravening hunger, but will await in the divine slothfulness for the sacrifice which we'll get into, actually all of that in a little bit, um, but yeah, this guy is, he's usually sleeping, uh, he's so fucking lazy, like he's the most lazy deity there is uh brother
Speaker 5:he, he will not leave his chambers uh unless, like, he's being like mortally threatened, um, if he's deserved uh disturbed, like from sleeping, he will literally just eat the person. Like. If it's like a d like, if it's a worshiper, a cultist, whatever it may be, he will just eat them, um, unless the person that awakens him uh has a sacrifice as an offer, in which case sathagua will eat the sacrifice instead and then just go back to sleep. So there's been a few times where this hasn't been the case, but like I'm talking typically that like this thing is just a fat piece of shit, like so why would anyone be a cultist to this thing if all it does is sleep and then eat you if you try to wake it?
Speaker 2:up. I would respect him, I do.
Speaker 5:Honestly, he's like one of the. That's a great question.
Speaker 1:I don't actually have an answer for that, However he's like one of the most feared gods there is, for some reason.
Speaker 2:He's just a big. It just eats people. That's hardcore. Yeah, pretty much If I was hanging out around somebody and they just ate a person whole.
Speaker 1:I'd be like you know, what this guy gets it.
Speaker 3:This guy gets it that got me.
Speaker 5:He's playing 40 chess um, I think one of the big reasons why he has like the cultists he does is because, so like, he's kind of similar, um to cthulhu and like other deities who can, like, change their appearance and size, but seth akua can actually shape, shift, uh, so essentially he can become anything he wants, but, uh, you know, he could be thousands of feet tall if he wanted to. So that's pretty intimidating to people like, especially humans. Um, and he's also been noted, uh, of giving, like, like offering cultists, you know, knowledge and gifts, um, uh, the way to like open gates to other worlds, uh, just a lot, of, a lot of different things he like, basically, will give his followers for just feeding him and keeping him, you know, hungry, without him having to actually leave his little fucking ice cave um but, he basically yeah, and he's actually one of the only deities that can uh communicate, uh with humans, like in english and or, well, any language really, but he can actually communicate without having to be like a telepathic insanity kind of thing, just yeah with, you know, with his, his mouth hole he can
Speaker 4:actually do that um is this the first one that we've come across that doesn't talk to people through their brains and he actually uses like a mouth.
Speaker 5:I mean other than Nyarlathotep, I guess.
Speaker 4:Even then, he mostly does telekinesis. Yeah, he did. He talked to you through telepathy.
Speaker 5:But doesn't he take the form of humans and talk to people?
Speaker 4:Yes, when he was the pharaoh in ancient Egypt, he did take the form of humans to gather the masses In ancient Egypt, he did take the form of humans to gather the masses.
Speaker 5:Yeah, so I mean, either way, this is one of the few things that actually will talk to humans. So the only other thing is he had a completely different shape, like altogether when he. I guess he was ruling Saturn at one point, so Perfect.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's high praise. Well, that's why that place went to shit, I guess he was ruling Saturn at one point Perfect. Yeah, that's high praise.
Speaker 5:Well, that's why that place went to shit. Yeah, I'm wondering. If that's why, what is it the cats of?
Speaker 4:Saturn. Are you talking about biker mice from Mars?
Speaker 5:No, no, the actual Lovecraft story.
Speaker 4:Oh, is it Saturn? I think it is.
Speaker 5:Cats of Saturn. I think you're right. Why can't I think of it?
Speaker 4:Oh hell, I'm looking it up now. Yeah, cat from Saturn.
Speaker 5:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4:I wonder if that has anything to do with. Oh yeah, that's from the Dreamlands.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, is there also the women from Mars and the men?
Speaker 5:from Jupiter. Oh damn, we should have fucking talked about the.
Speaker 4:Dreamlands. That's what we should have done. Oh well, next time, next time.
Speaker 5:But yeah, so anyways, that's pretty much his form, his shape, his bio Fix his bio. This is his tender profile here, in case that's your thing Interesting. But other than that I did mention he kind of has a cave that he likes to preside in. Do you have more about that, jason? I do actually.
Speaker 3:Yeah, tell me about this cave.
Speaker 4:That's what's important I want to know about this rock formation Cave in bio. First thing I do want to mention is there was I'm going to keep coming back to the mountains of madness episode because there's there's so much from that episode that I wanted to say then. But I knew that we haven't talked about sathagu aside from doug's tiktok, um. So I wanted to kind of wait until now, but when we were talking about at the mountains of madness, when, uh, I believe it was, I believe it was. No, it was not, it was what's his name? The main character, the narrator I can't remember his name Danforth and his buddy.
Speaker 4:They went up and they found, like this plateau, and they found these two cave, like what used to be caves, almost it's like the inside of a cave, but it's almost like wind had eroded it down, had eroded it down, and one side you have a shrine and like a throne and a bunch of other stuff and a bunch of effigies to the, the snake, god, uh, yig. On the other side you see the same kind of like formation, except it was just completely ruined. And then they go on, they talk about the? Uh, the necotic manuscripts and about how this cave, uh, formation might have been the shrine to Sathagua, which refers to the Necronomicon, and so what they actually found were the two. It's almost like the. It's like this city was split in half between people who supported and followed Yig and people who supported and followed Sathagua, and I think what happened in the city is that these two different sides eventually reached ahead and all-out war happened and whoever won got driven underground. And this is everything that we saw in that story was kind of a a go fuck yourself to both sides.
Speaker 4:But speaking of the dwelling in this, this cave, um, if he's not on earth, sathaguua normally resides in a secret cave in the bowels of Vormithadreth. Actually, we're just going to do the full quote you must win that secret cave in the bowels of Vormithadreth, beyond the dens wherein abides the elder most eons, the god Sathagua. You shall know Sathagua by his great girth and his bat-like furriness, the look of a sleepy black toad which he has eternally. He will rise, not from his place, even in the ravening hunger, but will wait in divine slothfulness for the sacrifice.
Speaker 3:So where is said cave of wonders?
Speaker 4:It's in the bowels of Vormithadreth.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, where is bowels of?
Speaker 4:vormithadreth. Yeah, yeah, where is vormithadreth?
Speaker 2:a being. Yeah, it's on the continent of hyperborea.
Speaker 4:Okay, no it's, it's actually it's a planet. It's called. It's on the planet of vormis. Vormithadreth is, I'm guessing, a province on that planet or a state or a country or whatever the fuck they have over there.
Speaker 5:I don't know, but it's a continent of Hyperborea, basically a volcano.
Speaker 3:Neat, so can he just teleport. Time shares at Earth when he's not over at.
Speaker 4:Vermesius when he's not vacationing in Jackson Hall.
Speaker 2:He has a time sharing Gary.
Speaker 4:Gary and Deanna, fuck yeah.
Speaker 3:But so, but Fro, though, can he like teleport or something? Is that how he's getting from Earth to other place, or?
Speaker 4:If he can. It's not written about or like written down. A lot of, I mean, I'm sure you're aware of this a lot of the things that we talk about in cthulhu corner is we can't get left to our own devices, because they explain a bit and then they just kind of stop because they can't um, but either way, I digress um this. So his, his little sanctuary in hyperborea, um the planet of Vormis, these are two locations that we very well know that we could find. Sathagua, like Doug said, incredibly lazy, refuses to leave his chambers unless mortally threatened.
Speaker 3:I get it now I really do Dude.
Speaker 4:I fucking get it I identify with Sathagua so fucking hard. I used to want to go out all the time. Now just put me in a dark room and leave me alone.
Speaker 2:I was on board when you said Harry Girth.
Speaker 4:I knew somebody was going to pick up on that, but anyway.
Speaker 4:So the dwelling that he's in is almost described like a slum. It's almost described like a slum For somebody who's an outer god. He kind of lives in filth, or, sorry, they kind of live in filth. It's described as being a squat, plain temple of basalt blocks without a single carving and containing only a vacant onyx pedestal. Remarkable thing about it was its story, for it was a link with the fabled elder world, compared to which even cryptic yoth was a thing of yesterday, and that goes into a whole bunch of other stories. So from this it actually does say it suggests that sathagu can use this dwelling place as a means of getting around instantaneously wherever. So I would assume that, yes, he can teleport so yeah, yeah, just, uh, yeah, basically he can.
Speaker 5:Because he can, he basically went from saturn to earth, to hyperborea and then, I think, back to earth or something like that hyperborea is technically on earth, but it's like a parallel dimension. It's what happens if the flat earthers are right, correct. Yes, essentially. I don't know if you've ever seen that, Matt.
Speaker 1:Yes, it's outside of the ice wall. Thank you, Matt.
Speaker 5:He's not kidding.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 4:I know he's not.
Speaker 5:I hate that, but the water mountains.
Speaker 3:We say that this thing is not a he or a she, it's a they. But I'm starting to think it's a he because of the room that it has. It's so barren. You ever see, those Dudes are simple. You can give me a room with just a TV and a chair and. I'm good. I'm good. I think he's a dude. Based off of that, that's. All he needs is just four walls and a door and he's set. He's very easy to just. Oh yeah, he's super easy to please. Exactly.
Speaker 4:Absolutely. Yeah, I'm honestly like we're kind of gloating about him right now, but once we get a little forward, I don't think we're going to be doing that so much anymore. But so we've got again. Like Doug said, we've got Hyperborea, slash, earth slash, parallel, whatever. We've got Vormis. He also lived or sorry, they also lived for a very long time on the planet Yuggoth, which is that's where that's the elder things, correct? Yes, I want to say it's either Elder Things or Migo, it's the Migo colony, migo colony.
Speaker 3:Classic.
Speaker 4:Migo, Classic Migo. So apparently Seth Agu had something to do with either ruling over or watching over the Migo for a while, along with its parents. I'm not even going to try to pronounce any of those. That's what Mike is for, oh good, oh good, here we go Doug, here we go. Eventually, seekranosh moved to Seekranosh or apparently Seekranosh is another word for Saturn and that was almost like a pit stop on the way to Earth.
Speaker 5:Right.
Speaker 4:Yep.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that makes sense, because I believe Yugoth is also a big stopping point for elder gods, the circle k on saturn is pretty balling, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2:they always have the precious honey buns and the taquitos, always on point, never sell cooking.
Speaker 4:Other than all that, the only last place.
Speaker 5:They were said to reside is in the ruined underwater city of Yuth, near the Bahamas. Gotta, stop by the Bahamas when you're so, if you want to visit Good old Earth.
Speaker 4:Sathagua, just go hit up the Bahamas, maybe you'll find the bat frog, the lazy bat frog of death. That's all I have for dwelling places. He's very lazy. I can't really imagine why they would get up and move so.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I don't know. Which makes sense, because I have a bunch of stuff about the people that do his bidding essentially, hey, Bird scooter Successful Bird scooter, like his servants, bird Bird scooter.
Speaker 1:Successful Bird scooter Bird Bird.
Speaker 4:His servants, yes, his servitors, sink.
Speaker 2:Sink.
Speaker 5:Was that too late? Did we sink too late? Alright.
Speaker 3:No, that was perfect, sink, sink.
Speaker 4:Sink.
Speaker 3:Okay so.
Speaker 5:Seth Agua's will is usually carried out by what is called a formless spawn. Sink, sink, alright, are we good? Welcome everyone to Don't Look Under the Internet.
Speaker 4:God, you can listen to any one of our episodes and it would be the exact same thing, as any other episode.
Speaker 1:Mike's just dying.
Speaker 5:I don't know. It was like four or five episodes ago and someone was like this is the most normal intro you guys have had in a while and I'm not sure if I should be scared or happy and I was like, yeah, okay, I want everyone to know we do try to do it normal every fucking time.
Speaker 3:all right, let's make a commitment next week when we record we all, we're all in suits, straight to business. We do get a good intro going.
Speaker 5:Okay, cool, I would, I would love to do an episode where we just are all like straight face, no jokes, the whole time and just see how that performs over like everything else we do million views. That's gonna be really hard we'll sit there and just be, like you know, giving them the fucking uh number 15 yeah, laughing, yeah.
Speaker 4:Anyways, back to set the go Back to Satagua. Yeah, batfrog boy, wowie, wowie zowie.
Speaker 5:Walbert zob, balbert Nailed it All right.
Speaker 1:So yeah.
Speaker 5:Formless Spawn. In the story at the Mountains of Madness, hp, lovecraft actually states that there's a few daring mystics that hinted at a pre-plestiocense origin I'm not sure if I said that word right, but for the fragmentary narcotic manuscripts and have suggested that the devotees of Satagua were as alien to mankind as Satagua itself. And this is basically referring to the formless spawns, and just later they'd later get mentioned that you know they're worse than formless star spawn, which are, uh, cthulhu's deity servitor things. Um, so, all in all, they're not good, they're bad. Um, have we had? Do we ever fight? Have we fought any formless spawns on anything?
Speaker 4:I can't think of any like I don't know if we've seen any at the mansions of madness or and oh yeah, no, there's, there's one in the mansions of madness and uh, there's a and a scenario. Essentially, you show up, everybody drink, uh, where it's at this university and like this gate's opening, and it's just shitting these fucking star spawn and then eventually, I think it's, I think they actually throw in the leogar, which is a formless massive spawn.
Speaker 3:But maybe that's as close as we get. Maybe I didn't hear correctly, but are these things like a part of him, like he produces them?
Speaker 5:no, they're just like straight up, like black goop, sentient black goop, that does they come to him and be like, yeah, we're gonna work for you, buddy uh, yeah, how did they?
Speaker 3:come to be to him, I guess, is what I mean.
Speaker 5:That's a great question, so moving on.
Speaker 4:I got this. I got this the powers of deduction. So Sathagua hung out on Yuggoth for a while, right yeah?
Speaker 3:And we remember that the Mego were there.
Speaker 4:Correct, he was.
Speaker 3:Yuggen yeah Off. We remember that the Migo were there, correct? He was the Yogan yeah Offset. Takeoff, quavo, the Migo and the.
Speaker 4:Elder Things don't fucking like each other. The Elder Things created the Shoggoths, which are a formless black goo, to do their bidding. The Migo made the formless spawn, which is almost the same fucking thing. Are these pretty much just symbiotes, like Venom?
Speaker 3:symbiote.
Speaker 5:That's a very good way to look at this.
Speaker 1:This one for sure is yeah, like.
Speaker 5:This thing is like legit just like like yeah, it's yes it's eminem, um, uh, yeah. So basically there's a couple other species that do some shit for him too. He's the patron god of the Vormis, so they're furry little anthropod creatures that live at the mountains in ancient Hyperborea. The humans in Hyperborea also worship him. His cult has fluctuated over time. At one point it was replaced with the worship of Yaoundé. I don't really Yaoundé, I'm not familiar with that one?
Speaker 1:Can I get a with the worship of Yaoundé? I don't really Yaoundé, I'm not familiar with that one Can.
Speaker 3:I get a Yaoundé, yaoundé.
Speaker 5:I'm not super familiar with that one Same, but from that one story I was talking about Satampra Zeros he actually becomes no longer worshipped by humans and then all of his temples are abandoned. And yeah, they just. They were like man, this guy sucks, fuck this guy?
Speaker 2:Is somebody smacking their boner against the table? I hear that too.
Speaker 4:I thought that was Mike. Oh okay, oh it's.
Speaker 5:Doug, I didn't realize you could hear that Put your goddamn cock away, sir, was it? It's Doug? I didn't realize you could hear that Put your goddamn talk away, sir, was it?
Speaker 4:this yes. Your boner's so fucking loud. I just remember, never mind what, I'm not the only one here right now.
Speaker 2:I just remembered. I just remembered your boner. Oh yeah, what did?
Speaker 5:we say what did we say? The boner's noise was.
Speaker 1:Oh fuck screams sometimes oh yeah, what did we say. What did we say?
Speaker 3:the boner's noise was oh fuck uh what there was the sound effect. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah oh man, good stuff.
Speaker 5:Yeah. So where was I, now that we're past the boners, talk um other species? Yeah so, uh, some other random fucking aliens worshiped them. Um most notable, the migo, as we've already kind of talked about. Um star vampires, which uh are awesome, by the way, uh they're great.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry to keep cutting you off, but vampires keep getting brought up and I'm curious Are these vampires like what we know, like they suck blood? No, not really no. What makes it a vampire? I don't know, it's called it.
Speaker 4:It's called that I think that's it? No, I'm sure there's a.
Speaker 5:Like a life force sucker or something I think you might be right, when we go kathaga and the fire vampires we'll uh it's just a project calling around more I've I've covered all of this on our tiktok, by the way, so feel free to go learn about fire vampires, kathaga vormis, whatever you want um anyways. So, uh, fucking, he's a guy doing some stuff with some other guys, yeah.
Speaker 2:Dude playing a dude disguised as another dude, but yeah, that's really it.
Speaker 5:There's like a lot of like, really like niche ones that I'm just not going to go over because like I can't pronounce half of these things. So I kind of pick and chose pronounce half of these things. So I kind of pick and chose uh, I will say I do see the word uh, nopkeks or whatever. Uh, which are going to be in the death may die expansion and I'm pretty excited because they're like bears with like six arms oh, that sucks, and yeah, they can like shoot.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, I'm terrified and also very excited for that yeah, In this world do they have the right to bear arms? No, they're all illegal, so they're going to get arrested.
Speaker 4:But they are unedited though.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, I thought this was Saturn.
Speaker 5:Alright, so. I hate you so much the truck stop on Saturn is just like a constant. Well, seriously though, they're like yo, they're literally like yeah, this is like a stopping point for Elder Outer.
Speaker 1:God Dang Martians taking their germs.
Speaker 5:Yeah exactly Fucking. It's just a big old fucking truck stop.
Speaker 2:Space libertarian.
Speaker 5:Aliens fucking. It's just a gut, it's a big old fucking truck stop space libertarian aliens.
Speaker 4:Holy crap. We need to do an episode of like putting all the cthulhu mythos, deities and and creations into like political parties well, judging by some of the names, they all be republican I knew you couldn't resist.
Speaker 5:Can't not go there, all right, so this is a good spot for this. Why don't we put Mike on the spot?
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's time.
Speaker 3:Is this another bit where I get canceled.
Speaker 4:Yeah, more than likely, Honestly.
Speaker 5:Maybe it depends on how well you do with these. Should we just have him read off the family tree or should we have him just go over the family and see where he goes?
Speaker 3:quit banging your boner against the table damn it, throw it away.
Speaker 5:I can't so what's really throwing me off what's really throwing me off is because I can't hear myself in my headphones when I talk. I can't hear the dumb shit I'm doing outside of my headphones so, like the fact that I'm like hitting the table with this every once in a while, I don't I have to be fidgeting, so I've got my fucking, my ice cube my fucking cube um yeah, oh, he has one too.
Speaker 3:My favorite part is the only word you've used to describe this thing that keeps slapping us. The table is ice cube, and this entire time you're like I can't stop smacking it. Oh, he has one too for anyone not on the video got no idea what we're talking about that's a good sound look, jason and doug both have one.
Speaker 5:That's crazy they're like four dollars and they're the best squishy thing I've ever felt in my life wow so let's go over the family.
Speaker 3:I guess I'll do that. I suppose, yeah, let's, let's hear over the family. I guess I'll do that I suppose.
Speaker 4:Yeah, let's hear, what do you got about Sathagua's family?
Speaker 3:So do you want me to read this family section or just go down the list of names? Like Doug said, which one do you guys want me to do?
Speaker 4:How about I give a basic overview of the family and then we let you tell the people what the family's name is and what their relation to sathagua they are?
Speaker 3:I don't know if that answered my question, but let's do it yes, it did. He's going to read that part, and then you're going to list off the name cash, yeah, cash monkey cash monkey cash monkey that monkey, monkey yeah, uh, let's do it okay.
Speaker 4:so if you guys remember me mentioning what's his name, smith is his last name. I'm not scrolling back up because this webpage keeps failing me. So Smith is the reason that Clark, that what? Clark Ashton Smith. Clark Ashton Smith. Thank you.
Speaker 2:John Jacob Clark Ashton Smith. Thank you, john Jacob Clark Ashton Smith. That's his brother.
Speaker 4:So he actually is the one that put Sathagua's family together and he kind of took Lovecraft's notion of mythology within the Cthulhu mythos and he also kind of paired it up with the Greek pantheon and he assigned different familial relationships to his gods. Now we've been doing this thing and the reason that this happened is because of his dwelling place of Saturn kind of aligns with the Roman Greek god pantheon. Of Saturn kind of aligns with the Roman Greek god Pantheon. So, mike, would you be able to read out the name of Sathagua's uncle?
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:He's from.
Speaker 3:Saturn. His name is Zool. Before you laugh, let me just throw this in the chat so you can see what the fuck I'm working with. Hang on, hang on. I think this is the hardest one I've come across, yet hands down oh it literally looks like someone just took the keyboard and went.
Speaker 1:I'm almost positive that's what happened.
Speaker 3:It's just Icelandic. That's what I'm working with.
Speaker 4:You got this man. I believe in you.
Speaker 3:He's got two letters down Hizulquagmizaha, hizulquagmizaha letters down his zoo quag minza ha, his quag minza ha, considering this word is never meant to be said by human tongues.
Speaker 5:You did fantastic am I gonna die I that's probably the best thing to hope. You're summoning demons currently.
Speaker 3:Yeah, better percent we have to move, get the sub pump. What's going on?
Speaker 4:so is that prior to?
Speaker 1:your fire escape plan, you gotta grab the Honey we have to move.
Speaker 2:Get the sump pump, let's go. Is that part of your fire escape plan?
Speaker 4:You gotta grab the sump pump. Everyone get in. So Hizulquagmzaza, no, it's.
Speaker 3:Hizulquagmzana.
Speaker 4:Thank you, we had the resident expert.
Speaker 3:I forgot.
Speaker 4:Yeah, is the uncle of Sathaguaagu, and this is all covered in the parchments of panam, and that is, uh, hyperborea's leading genealogist and noted prophet. Um, that's panam p-n-o-m, and so he's got a bunch of writings that tell about all this kind of stuff, so that tells us about his uncle. Um, apparently both smith and Lovecraft agree that Sathagua is one of the descendants of Azathoth, but no one can really determine which one. I mean, that's kind of obvious, though.
Speaker 3:But they don't know where he is on the family tree.
Speaker 4:They don't know where he actually fall or where they actually fall in the family tree. They have suppositions and they have hints, more or less, but that's but we're. That's all we're kind of working with.
Speaker 1:Hmm, Um he had.
Speaker 4:Oh, that's a whole that sounded meaty. Oh, that was meaty it was girthy.
Speaker 1:It was very girthy.
Speaker 4:Um. So the one of the first sons that Seth Agua had was named Kazad. It was girthy, it was very girthy. So one of the first sons that Sathagua had was named Kazadura. Thank you, Mike. And this one was absolutely I think it was devoured, but absolutely destroyed in a fit of jealousy. You're born, I'm jealous, Goodbye. Sathagua had at least two children with his wife named shathack, I think it's shathack, but shathack works just as well I prefer shathack yeah, now and going forward.
Speaker 5:Did you look at the picture of shathack?
Speaker 3:I have not yet, but I'm gonna fucking now it's fucking flubber, oh my god it is flubber with a plague man mask on.
Speaker 5:Yeah, wow huh, oh, what, huh, huh, what's up?
Speaker 2:YouTubers, I'm coming at you today with 10 shat hacks.
Speaker 4:So the children that Seth Agua had with shat hack, the first one's name was Mike Osadagowa. Osadagowaa osada goa. Yeah, oh, hell yeah, um, don't give me this. Also known as what is this?
Speaker 3:no, we're not doing that, I'll be nice. Uh, also, no, no, no, I got it okay, zavill pogua you're gonna be an expert at pronouncing rullian names. I am channeling my inner. What's his face? The mad Arab guy that spawned it all, Abdul Azharab Him. I'm channeling him.
Speaker 5:You know what, very nice. You know what Zivil Pugua looks like? No, squid Squid, squid Squid.
Speaker 2:Squid. I feel like that's the safest bet when you're talking about Lovecraftian things.
Speaker 3:Yeah, something with tentacles. Yeah 100% Cosmic horn and tentacles go together, just octopus.
Speaker 4:Acopus, another kid, this one. You don't have to pronounce this one Vroom yeah.
Speaker 3:Vroom.
Speaker 4:So Sathagua sired the sun.
Speaker 1:It's Vorm Asagawa sired the sun.
Speaker 4:It's Vorm, and also known as the Patriarch of the Vormis, which is the people of it's, the planet Vormis, and that's where you hear about his throne room. It's got a huge tie to this place. If we keep going down, we get Asagawa's daughter, or Zephyugua's daughter, also known as. Safatclip. Safatclip Safatclip who was actually president on earth at some point, and that is where she mated with a Vormi, which is one of the people of Vormis, and gave birth to I don't like this one.
Speaker 3:Um, just be careful. Nigasin cool. Yeah, that's it. Nigasin is the home I think it's just zom like a very chesty.
Speaker 4:He's like zom zom.
Speaker 5:Oh, this, a lot of these. Hey, shut up real quick. This answers our question. Keep reading, mike.
Speaker 3:Who is?
Speaker 4:Oh nice, who is?
Speaker 3:to sentence regain the Azathonian ability To reproduce asexually and become the formless Bonk.
Speaker 4:So they did make them, they did yes, same, I just thought they were kind of An offshoot of, like the, the Kirkland brand, shoggoths, apparently not. That's cool, I didn't know that. Another child of Sathagua, or possibly another name for somebody that was previously mentioned. Yep, yaboo, yaboo.
Speaker 3:Yaboo y'all and the descendants of this deity include Nush just come on, man, let's do it and nush the eternal and guiles grenier and bob hope bob hope you also have hippolyte le sorcier and clark ashton smith the guy we've been talking about the whole time.
Speaker 5:Those last few descendants are so fucking niche, so niche.
Speaker 4:The only reason we have them is because HP Lovecraft wrote just a letter to a guy and talked about it, I will say that Lovecraft's letters are super interesting if you ever want to dig into inspirations.
Speaker 3:So Clark Ashton, he helped find the information. Lovecraft and Clark Ashton Smith knew each other, so Lovecraft was like you're my buddy, I'm going to make you some sort of godly being in my stories. Well, he made himself that, but yes, oh so he's got a little bit of a fucking complex, huh, maybe? Oh so he's got a little bit of a fucking complex, huh, Maybe.
Speaker 5:So just so you know, Clark Ashton Smith is a fictional character that HP Lovecraft wrote.
Speaker 3:Correct, I thought they were buddies.
Speaker 4:They're buddies. They're real good friends.
Speaker 2:The book of Clark Ashton.
Speaker 1:Smith oh.
Speaker 3:Lovecraft is schizophrenic, yeah yeah, the book of Clark Ashton Smith. Oh, lovecraft is schizophrenic, god Cool.
Speaker 5:I wanted to wait a little further in to do this but we're like pretty much at the end.
Speaker 4:So we're at the end, so let's rip the fucking bandaid off.
Speaker 5:Yeah, so Lovecraft ended up writing all of this, but he wrote that a guy wrote about all of this.
Speaker 3:So Clark ashton smith was his like pseudonym name or whatever. Like how uh?
Speaker 5:no, it was just a guy. He wrote into a story that he wrote this guy.
Speaker 3:So let me be clear that clark said that smith wrote the story, though right?
Speaker 4:let me be clear. Clark ashton smith was an was an author, an american author. He was also a character in the lovecraft mythos who is part of the family tree of sapagua, but he's not real he is real, but he didn't just said he wasn't correct this the thing, the person we just mentioned, clark ashton smith, being a descendant of Seth Agua. That is a fake person.
Speaker 2:So if I wrote a book and then said that there was a character in the book named jk rowling, so yeah and then said she wrote the book so, but she didn't write the book is basically what's happening here.
Speaker 3:So here is this a joe hill situation where it's actually stephen king's kid just calling himself clark ashton smith is real.
Speaker 4:He's a real author real writer he's one of the big like heavy writers heavily influenced by lovecraft.
Speaker 5:Uh, yeah, a lot of the story comes from lovecraft writing about him in some of these situations. Uh, a lot of it is actually written by him, by, like, clark gushen smith, but yeah, it's just funny that he does that in his stories. Was what I was getting at.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's similar to like Houdini how in Trapped with the Pharaohs. Literally, it's Harry Houdini who is the main character and gets trapped under the in one of the basements of one of the pyramids in Egypt. Obviously, that didn't happen, as far as I fucking know. However, the main character is Harry Houdini, and Harry Houdini was a real person. Houdini's in lovecraft stories oh, constantly, that's fun.
Speaker 3:Lovecraft was obsessed with houdini I can imagine he was a man who escaped to death a lot well, it's.
Speaker 4:It was the weird, it was that like that, not normal, and that's what lovecraft loved. Yeah, so that's the. Yeah so the the. Since we're on the topic, that Smith was considered one of like the three biggest weird, weird horror writers of like the early 1900s, and it was Lovecraft, it was Clark Ashton Smith and Robert E Howard, and they all kind of contributed to this weird fucking horror. And all three of these authors all pulled inspiration from Edgar Allen Poe. Do you think they ever collabed?
Speaker 3:100%. They wrote stories together.
Speaker 4:I'm pretty sure Clark Ashton Smith and Lovecraft collabed at some point.
Speaker 5:Oh, they had to have yeah For half the shit For half the details they come up with and stuff.
Speaker 4:Yeah, 100% I think they do, but I think it's kind of cool, excuse me. I think it's cool that not only did lovecraft know this other horror writer that was one of, like, the big three horror writers, he actually took the time to like write him as a character in his own mythos that's fun yeah, that's. That's super cool to me, it's like a little homage?
Speaker 5:if yeah, if, yeah, that, yeah, that way it's hard to know. Sometimes too, there's so much mythos and stuff that, just being able to I haven't read it all, obviously I don't know. I'm sure there are people that have but deciphering what's Lovecraft and what's other people's is really only You'd have to go and look at a wiki or something to know what's other people's is really only, yeah, like you'd have to go and look at like a wiki or something to like know what's going on. Because, yeah, there's a lot like a lot of this stuff I know about but I've never read and like I don't know if there's a good place for to get just like a complete fictions of other people's lovecraft writings like I have for Lovecraft.
Speaker 5:So like a TLDR, but specific, to like that author's mythos, right, right so but yeah alright be cool to get you know what else would be cool, your mom. What, oh wait, is she here?
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Speaker 4:I know you are Matt, am I almost all day, every day, for the next however many days? You could also and hear me out? I'm sure you have a countdown.
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Speaker 4:Are we counting the ones from the late?
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Speaker 2:Well, the stream is gone forever now, so we should probably put fair, so we can what we've salvaged, yeah, um oh matt, the only thing I gotta say to you is um, oh, pure, but po box.
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Speaker 2:Send Megamind merch too. I want merch too. I want to take that. We've said this before, but I really want, yes, there to be so much megamind stuff that mike can open one of those like side of the highway, billboard things, where it's like come see the world's biggest collection of whatever the fuck, but it's just megamind stuff, world's biggest megamind collection two miles out how?
Speaker 4:funny, would that be. Yeah, can we please make that happen? That would be, oh incredible. If that's our only goal with this podcast, I'm happy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and then I want each and every one of you to just go out there and hug a stranger. They may not like it, you may not like it, but you'll grow as a person in some way by doing it. Doug, what do you got to say to the people?
Speaker 5:I don't know. I guess Wise words Be cool.
Speaker 4:Wise words from a dumb man. Be cool.
Speaker 5:Be fine to do and stuff.
Speaker 3:Awesome, we may. Also, since we're talking with Doug here, you may not hear a whole heck of a lot from Doug coming up here lately. He's going to be going to Disney soon, so we may be a little absent of Doug in the next couple episodes.
Speaker 5:So don't be, alarmed.
Speaker 3:Good riddance.
Speaker 4:If you guys see a new podcast where a man just lives in Disney by hiding underneath the rides, you might have found out what happened to Doug and why there's only three of us.
Speaker 2:A guy tried to do that because there's like a abandoned island or something at disney world that used to be a smaller park inside the park and like he tried to, like he swam to it and then tried to live there and yeah they're pretty.
Speaker 1:On top of that, it's.
Speaker 4:Uh, it didn't last very long discovery island, or whatever yeah, oh, oh, I think I need to look up that. Sounds fucking interesting as hell.
Speaker 5:Uh, jason there's a good uh, there's a good youtube uh channel of a guy who does uh uh fuck, I forget his name, but he does uh uh urban exploring and he does like all the disney stuff. He like climbed up fucking everest and got like on top of the shit. He got on top of disco yeti and like he does all this crazy shit. So sounds like it kind of Disco Yeti.
Speaker 3:He does all this crazy shit, sounds like Kind of sounds like that guy was a Mr Beast video. I spent 12 days in an abandoned island at. Disney for $100,000.
Speaker 5:No, I'm sure he didn't make a fucking cent off of that shit. Probably not.
Speaker 3:Jason, what you people say.
Speaker 4:Paranoid, stay. I don't know. Go read up on some bullshit that you can't comprehend or understand or know what any of it looks like, because it's super interesting, I don't know, or make your own fucking world, write about it and open up the rights so all of us can help expound on it. Cash.
Speaker 3:Moot.
Speaker 2:Sick.
Speaker 4:Sick, sick. You got it man Dead on Cash Mood Sink, Sink, Sink. You got it man Dead on Beginning of the episode.
Speaker 3:Beautiful Mike, what do you have?
Speaker 4:to say to the beautiful people I already said my piece, but I'll also say go to.
Speaker 3:Ghoulish Mortals in St Charles, illinois and tell them that Dilute Essential. Put a smile on their face. You could also go to Undefined Graphics, mike mike lowey, for any of your graphic art or photography needs, because the man is a legend and a genius at that stuff um he fucking is he's busy right now too yeah, look at the midnight movie distillery. That's the our, our friends over at ghoulish mortals. That's their podcast as well.
Speaker 4:Um, and mike, have you been featured on any um any programs lately?
Speaker 3:none that are recorded. Uh, still trying to piece that together because my schedule has been absolute awful anyway. Uh, that's all I got and I hope you all have a blessed rest of your day. May jesus christ be with you through your days. Redact that goodbye everybody. This is walter cronkite with abc news. Don't and I'm signing off james mcavoy mr tumness, that's right, how are you?
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