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Speaker 3I will be the first to say that not a single word of any of the things that have just been said will be making it into the main episode. So if we just want to start off yeah, I got an idea.
Speaker 4So, speaking of things that sound weird, I had one of my employees do very well and I got feedback from someone and they said that they are the top banana and I didn't know how to feel after they said that, so I just said thank you.
Speaker 5Top banana implies that there is a submissive bottom banana. It really does.
Speaker 1They don't know the tub monkey.
Speaker 5Yeah, no, but I feel we were watching. But someone was like scrubbing a monkey. It was like cartoon. They're like scrubbing a monkey in the bath and I'm like, look at that tub monkey. I'm like that's a fantastic band name Tub monkey.
Speaker 4No, no that's. We have to stay far away from that that is a band that came straight out of Alabama.
Speaker 3Is what that?
Speaker 4is, that's worse than Chency.
Speaker 2Speaking of things that sound like racial slurs.
Speaker 5Yeah, I don't know. I just was like that's hilarious, that sounds like a band name. I forget what the other band name I came up was. It was like jockstrap terror or something.
Speaker 4We have a whole list of them, I'll have to get this. That's easy. Welcome to Don't Look Under the Internet, that's.
Speaker 5Mike, I think we're back in. We're back in, baby, that's me.
Speaker 1That's Matt. That's.
Speaker 5Matt and that's Jason. I'm Jason. We're going to avoid everything that I said before I gas.
Speaker 3Yeah, we're not even going to bring it up.
Speaker 5I'm feeling good today, boys. I'm feeling alive. I'm feeling well. New job training is going fantastic. Oh, that's right. He's bad at it. I'm bad, I'm horrible.
Speaker 3Is.
Speaker 5Doug your boss. Technically not yet, but will be soon. And then the fun thing is oh, please.
Speaker 2That's what the worst review is.
Speaker 5That's what I'm saying. I'm so excited for the day that it's like a Tuesday and I'm working and Doug's like hey, man, I got to write you up for this. And then he comes to my house an hour later what up, bro? Yeah, with a clipboard. He's like I didn't have time during the work.
Speaker 4I'm going to sign this.
Speaker 5He just gives me a performance plan on the show.
Speaker 1Oh, my God, I'm going to do.
Speaker 5Ludi after dark where I write up Michael for improvement errors. I'd listen to that shit.
Speaker 4Michael lost us a customer today.
Speaker 5No, so this speaking of, I actually don't have a.
Speaker 3So I was going to.
Speaker 5I saw speaking of part two.
Speaker 2The Ludi housekeeping.
Speaker 4All right.
Speaker 2We do House Keep it above your head.
Speaker 1Your house.
Speaker 4In Clean.
Speaker 5Kept. I have a house.
Speaker 2I don't have any new people this week, right?
Speaker 5We don't have any new people, but we have another announcement that we want to make.
Speaker 2I know.
Speaker 3I'm ready to make it you sound like you got something Do you want me to make it.
Speaker 2No, you want Matt to do it, so last last year around this time and I think we've already mentioned this before we did charity month in February. So for the whole month of February we did where, if you go to the website or if you go to buy me a coffee and you send us money, we take all that money at the end of the month. And we donated to a charity this month. We didn't get around to announcing that in time, or this February we didn't get around to announcing that in time, so we pushed it back to March and so by the time you're hearing this episode, March has already started. So for the entire month of March, if you go to the Ludicom or you go to buy me a coffee, slash the Ludi pod and you give us money, we're going to take all that money at the end of the month.
Speaker 4And we're not going to donate it. I'm joking, yeah, and then we're just going to keep it, and so that's the end of the housekeeping, no.
Speaker 2So last year we did fundraising in support of our patron Zane, who passed away. This year we're going to honor Mama Doug, who passed away around the same time. So we're going to let Doug pick a charity in her honor and we're going to take all that money and we're going to donate it in her memory and then, also, towards the end of the month, we're going to have a special event. That's going on and we'll probably have more details about that next week.
Speaker 4So yeah, you can look at our socials. We'll probably end up announcing our whatever we do at the end of the month through socials before you adhere it on an episode.
Speaker 5So by the time this episode comes out, more than likely we'll have a better grasp on what's going on at the end of the month.
Speaker 4Yeah, we're just crossing some teas and dotting some eyes at the moment, but yeah, it should be a fun little surprise for everyone.
Speaker 5We're finally doing the Deludi. Only fans, you want to see some real Peans and Beans, you'll head over to oldfanscom.
Speaker 3Yeah we got a backlog of fax holes to send to people. We've been waiting for three years Doug's been taking a picture every day and his ass has gotten worse.
Speaker 5Looking over the years, he told us he wasn't going to he said to me point blank.
Speaker 3He said while I'm doing this, I will not be wiping. Yeah, I have not wiped once you guys are in control of how clean Doug's asshole is it leaves like kissy prints when I sit.
Speaker 5Anyway, that's the end of Deludi housekeeping All right, we've all some people in the disco.
Speaker 4We've kept the house, let's get into it shall we let's get out of here.
Speaker 5The only good part of your ass is the meat, the ass meat.
Speaker 4I do have a meaty ass.
Speaker 5And that's going to get us over to my bird scooter, which is part two of meat. It's what's for the life. Meat, it's meat. It's a car, it's a car and it's when do we leave off? Last month, we want to do a.
Speaker 4TLDR. Yeah sure, we basically went through all the different living organisms.
Speaker 1Oh, pretty much.
Speaker 4Yeah, we, we covered trimmings meat steaks, mimics harvesters, the host of influence, monoliths, the crawl, the, the original, the.
Speaker 3OG sex.
Creepy Creatures and Meat Pets
Speaker 4The OG sex. We mentioned something called the singularity, which is very briefly very, very briefly. And then I ended the night with a cook at home kitchen cheese crawl, penne cook along, where we watched them use a thing called well, I guess it's just a flavor. Yeah flavor enhancer to cook, some crawl with a little pasta and that that that boils is where we ended.
Speaker 5That dish needed like a side salad or some sort of fresh something to make it pop. It didn't really have much.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's true, it did look a little, a little rough.
Speaker 2It made me want to share Jim.
Speaker 5So, with that being said, where do we start off with part Well, part two.
Speaker 3We're going to start off with episode or video nine, I guess, and from here. So everything that we listened to up until this point was almost like a it's almost like a video encyclopedia about these different creatures that popped up on earth a while ago and like what they, what their purpose is, where they live, what they do, what you should do if you encounter one, etc. From here we start delving more into like the singular instances of people, like owning a pet. That is one of these, like neat trimmings things, and that's what actually the next video that we go into it's called it's so fucking uncomfortable.
Speaker 3It's so uncomfortable but it's called guide to owning a pet trimming. It's about five and a half minutes long and it's I mean in true analog horror fashion. It starts with like the VHS glitches and like the warped audio of somebody talking to you and it says lady basically saying like people all over the place own pets, some like the furry, cuddly ones, someone, some like the cute ones, but some like the, the abnormal ones. And then it starts to go over this, this whole guide about how to own a pet trimming, which, if you remember, are those little meatballs that grow on the, the crawl, and then they fall off and they turn into the most useless animal known to mankind. They essentially screech a whole bunch. They don't eat anything, their whole purpose is to eat.
Speaker 5They just eat trash. They eat trash, that's right. They just eat the scratch. Trash, trash Other than that they literally are like oh, you want to feed it the perfect, like the perfect meal, for it is like it's like boxes and cans and shit.
Speaker 3It's like no, they have like eggshells and like compost, yeah, like compost shit, but yeah, so they eat the compost and garbage and just stuff that nobody wants. Aside from that, they scream a bunch and they're. They are the very, very bottom of the food chain, such as like the like. They're below rabbits, which means I think rabbits eat these things.
Speaker 5I've seen a pissed off rabbit. Once you don't fuck with a rabbit.
Speaker 3You don't. Those things can hurt. Got sharp teeth and they jump real high.
Speaker 2They can eat surprisingly tough things too. Rabbits used to eat through, like the plastic lattice underneath my mom's desk which is actually like super thick. You wouldn't think they'd be able to. They got some choppers, boy.
Speaker 5Let's not forget the movie. The practically beavers night of the leapest oh.
Speaker 3Loops.
Speaker 5Yeah right yeah, the giant bunnies that movie fucks. I saw that on TV and it scared the shit out of me.
Speaker 4If I remember correctly, it's called the Easter Bunny kill, kill, and it is bad oh really bad title Give that.
Speaker 3So yeah, so we get this video. It goes over like how you take care and maintain these meat trimming pets. It gives you a temperature between 18 and 20 degrees Celsius, which is pretty average. That literally it says if you want to make this thing comfortable, just toss a fucking box on the floor with some blankets in it. It loves sleeping in boxes, apparently, so it's kind of like a cat. They also eat cat or dog food, so you know, if you have a cat or a dog or the food of those things, you're good. They like Apple Cores, they like banana peels. They do wine like fucking horrendously like it is almost unbearable, at least for me. I don't think I could be around one of these things for much more than like five, ten minutes.
Speaker 4I believe last or last episode I mentioned that they basically sound like the giant child from Resident Evil. Yeah, village, yep.
Speaker 3It's just that constantly and okay, not constantly during their active hours. So they only they wine constantly in their active hours. Yeah, they like it. As long as you can get over the noise at the active hours, you'll be fine.
Speaker 2I know why why would I own there basically a human baby, but way worse than every way imaginable?
Speaker 3It take all the bad things from human babies, amalgamate it and just put it in a box in your living room and that's what everyone to think about.
Speaker 4How bad children.
Speaker 5Do that thing. I gotta make a call.
Speaker 2All your friends lives by constantly not being able to do anything.
Speaker 1How selfish.
Speaker 5God think about others before you have a child.
Speaker 3See, it goes over that, it it. It does say that it can't play like fetch or tug or anything like that, like a normal pet would do.
Speaker 4Just tug me little little guy, come on, nope, don't, don't do that.
Speaker 1Don't tug the monkey Don't sit. Yeah don't tug the monkey, please.
Speaker 3Um, so they can't play that. They do love to watch TV and listen to the radio. They like, absolutely love it the part of this video where it shows the, the, the trimming watching TV. It just looks so fucking happy.
Speaker 5It's like forget, just churn this whole thing.
Speaker 4Oh yeah.
Speaker 5They it's like a it's, it's a skinless raccoon, but it's like an actual.
Speaker 3Like it's a thing that, yeah, it's, it's like a prop. It's a prop like this is made this.
Speaker 2I think these things are paper mache. They look like they are, but they're very well done.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2Oh yeah they almost look drawn.
Speaker 4Yeah, like I know it's a. I'm pretty sure it's a real prop, but it almost has this like drawn. Yeah, characteristic to.
Speaker 3It's kind of weird. I think I said this last episode, but if you, if anyone, has seen the dear David series, it looks like the, the little fucking thing from that. It's very similar, at least in like quality and like how it looks. But either way, so this thing loves TV, I love radio. Pretty much any stimulus that doesn't force it to do anything this thing very much enjoys.
Speaker 1Hey, it's like.
Speaker 3Mike, that sounds all right. Hey, actually it says loves, affection.
Speaker 4I am a skin. You might be a. You might be a Michael.
Speaker 5Why did you go a little more, you freeman? Yeah, might be a Michael.
Speaker 4I Don't know. I would like a half went into it and then like kind of stop myself.
Speaker 3So Dugs really bringing his full ass to this one full ass about.
Speaker 2Michael. He enjoys stimulus. That doesn't.
Speaker 3It's not hard to take care of these fucking trimmings. It really isn't. If you can get past the screaming at four in the morning and the fact that they don't have skin but they're constantly bleeding by it's, this might be just for you. This video made me very uncomfortable. I don't know if it was like the creature itself or like the the tone the video take.
Speaker 5Either way, I felt like horrendous, for these things and it make me feel uncomfortable. I would just. This whole video is like who the fucking want this?
Speaker 3that Just made me feel bad for the creature.
Speaker 1Like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3So that's the entirety, the meat trimmings video how to take care of it where it should be, where to keep it where it sleeps all that good. So if you are interested in owning one of these horrendous meat creatures, this is the video for you. The next one is called meat snake specimen. How did Mike? How do they get your nickname? That's? Isn't that your screen name on?
Speaker 5reddit meat snake specimen, yeah, yeah the archived footage.
Speaker 3So this one's about three and a half minutes long a little bit longer and this one was. This one was very interesting and also Terrifying it was. It was kind of an informational and it was like something you'd see again the history channel or something, with like the different slides, the black and white and it's. It goes over the sizes of meat snakes and then it shows this fucking meat snake that is like wedged in in a subway tunnel. Now, if you guys will remember from last episode, we talked about the sizes of the meat snakes and we talked about the time you say the sizes of sweet meat snakes, I get a little bit harder.
Speaker 5Well, let's see you dummy thick meat snake got all in the subway.
Speaker 3Or so this is just chubb mad up real quick to showed snake showed snake towards, not so these meat snakes. If you remember, they've got this coating like this, this Connective tissue coating that runs the length of it and it's super dense, super durable. It was hard to get through. This thing has the same thing, but it's Way darker and denser and apparently nothing that they used to try to like. Take a sample of the specimen to study. It Would cut through it nothing.
Speaker 2Snake that smoked a pack a day for 30 years.
Speaker 3Yeah, pretty much it's. It's incredibly. It's almost like the, the outer layers made out of, like hyper coagulated blood. It's like that dark, dark red, that dark meat, yeah, and it's. It's completely blocking this whole subway tunnel.
Speaker 5It's like that scene from men in black to with Jeff, oh, jeff, yeah.
Speaker 3Holy shit, I haven't thought about men in black, two in a long time.
Speaker 5No right.
Speaker 2I forgot existed. I thought about men in black three, but not to me.
Speaker 4I've been thinking about men, but Not to three or Never mind in.
Speaker 3So we see this giant meat snake and there's. They'd go over the story of them trying to study it, figure out how it got so huge, and apparently it's covered. It's covered in this what they call an evolved carapace, and it is it's. It's Resilient, even to like radiation. It does not let radiation through. Apparently, it smells like scrambled eggs. This whole video is simply just about the snake. That. That blacked it and most farts almost farts.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3It's like the smell. You smell right before you fart.
Speaker 4It's the the smell between the poop and the fart. Yeah that comes out with the fart.
Speaker 3We're getting really getting hung up on the right details here.
Speaker 4I just want the listeners to know yes, I need them to understand.
Speaker 3I think I think we've made this clear. Yeah, that's the entirety of the meat snake specimen archived footage video. Finally, we get to the Honestly, probably one of my favorite videos in the series. It is also, I think, the second longest. It's 21 minutes long. You, I mean, if you can skip out on your favorite nightly sitcom for the night, go and watch this. It's terrifying.
Encounter With Mimics in the Night
Speaker 3I will say that this one's called the mimic defense Instructional tape. Now, I know we covered mimics. We talked about how I have a love hate relationship. It's, it's horrendously terrifying. We talked about the mimics a bit and we talked about how terrifying they can be, but the tone of the video that that we were talking about earlier, I forget it was just the mimic video that, like the Informational, they didn't make it seem like horrendously horrifying they would be. They made it seem like a predator, that's for sure. But they did not go into the details that this one does. And because this one? So give you a heads up. This is gonna give you an actual account of somebody or you, some people, who encounter a mimic, more or less this video should have been called Trim 15 Minutes from this video.
Speaker 5Trim 15 Minutes, yeah.
Speaker 3I mean to be fair. It does set up some plot, but either way it starts off and goes over essentially about how there's increased missing persons on a global scale, rising mimic attacks and populations as well. They talk about how they can contort their bodies to hide in really, really small spaces like water tanks or under sheds or just spaces you would never think to look for them, I guess. Yeah, maybe Mike's ass, who knows? We then cut, we get to a almost like a home video at night of these two people walking out in the middle of nowhere at night. They're talking about where they're going and they're going to a trailer park.
Speaker 1Classic mistake 100%. This is.
Speaker 3So they're walking and the guy Wood by the way it's smash, it's smash Wood.
Speaker 5I had a crush on her when I was like, when I was a little kid. I was like, oh, the blue-haired one.
Speaker 2Where all your problems started.
Speaker 5A blue-haired trailer park, yeah.
Speaker 3I think I just put together the ear, referencing at a netting.
Speaker 5I feel, old.
Speaker 4I think, instead of saying smash now, it just would Wood.
Speaker 3Wood Again. I also thought you were just saying wood like tree wood. Wood, wood.
Speaker 5Plank, all right.
Speaker 3Chicken Got it Anyway. So it shows these people they're talking about where they're going and they talk about an incident and they don't really give any details about it. You can assume they're talking about like a mimic attack of some sort or some incident that happened with one of these creatures, but they don't say anything explicitly. They keep talking, they keep walking, they keep going and they see it's literally 15 minutes of them walking to their destination and talking about things and getting more and more freaked out.
Speaker 5Yeah, they're like. I think they're like trying to like make a like, a like a home movie or something.
Speaker 4Well, they're in a trailer park, so you know what they're doing.
Speaker 3I know I have a theory on what I think is happening here and I understand the video camera, but I can't get into it now.
Speaker 5I think we need to go over that no, I think, because I think the guy mentions he's like let's go over there to get a better shot, because I think they're like oh, yes, filming for a movie, you're right, but I do have a theory about the whole thing and it just could be me overthinking the shit out of it.
Speaker 3But if it's what I think it is, it's actually really well done. But speak your truth. Anyway, these people are walking, they're going to a trailer park. You hear dogs bark at some points and there's a comment made about how that isn't good. And if you remember from the mimic informational video that we talked about, they go over how, like dogs barking at night at nothing, this that there's a whole lot of, I don't like how sensually you were so loud.
Speaker 5Sorry, I'll just.
Speaker 3I'll just turn your mic off. Get wrecked, yeah. But so they talk about how dogs barking, as well as like silence in the area, like bigger animals if they go nuts, sure, that's something to be worried about. At night, if you don't hear any wildlife, that's also kind of something to be worried about, because that means they're staying away from something. So they say it's not good.
Speaker 3They find this abandoned car and this is this remind me of, just straight up, the Blair Witch Project. They just film. That's just like the Blair Witch Project. So it's, it's very Blair Witch.
Speaker 3They find this abandoned car like oh, it's a creepy shot. And they, they film it for a solid like 10, 15 seconds. I thought it was pretty like pointless for them to do that, but anyway, anyway, they, they keep going and they finally get to their destination. And they get there. There's nothing there. And the guys start talking about how strange this is. Like what? There was literally just people here, like they were just here. They were just here. I don't understand what's going on.
Speaker 3And then they change the shot and it's this guy standing from the camera and he almost starts giving like a report, almost like a. It's like he's a hobby investigative journalist or something like that, and he almost wants to like find out what happened, this incident at the trailer park, and he's he's doing it in a way that makes him seem like the, like the host of the show or something Cronkite, walter Cronkite, but yeah he talks about there's a grizzly murder. Police were acting weird and then eventually the case was actually claimed as a suicide, which doesn't make sense. The trailer park was abandoned shortly after and they're here to find out what happened. So we find out, the guy's name is Chris and he asks the girl a question, or rather makes a statement, and two seconds later I forget what he says, but literally two seconds later he's just fucking not there, like not even close. Can't see him Not.
Speaker 5Yeah, she just turns around, turns back and she's like Chris, absolutely gone.
Speaker 3He really just said. He just said something to her. So I'll wait. I'll wait on that point. So she heads back to the car and when she gets there, I now understand why they filmed the car so long, because we see a mimic like clawing its way out from underneath it with these giant, terrifying eyes and go to like this, this chase scene. She runs into a house. The mimic breaks down the door.
Speaker 5And they're like eating the dude. Yeah, as well. It's like, it's like in his torso or something too.
Speaker 4Yeah, he's like like laid out on the ground and it's like oh, it is Okay.
Speaker 3So that actually I actually didn't notice that. That actually shoots my theory to shit. I was actually. The reason I think he was gone is I thought he was a mimic Lurt, one of the alpha mimics luring her to the middle of nowhere, using the trailer park as cover to get that her into a group.
Speaker 5That would have been cool. But yeah, I think you just see his dead body. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that would have been cooler.
Speaker 3Right, I was. I saw that. I'm like holy shit, this is fucking awesome.
Speaker 5Because that would line up with the whole day. Yeah, and why is that?
Speaker 3Why are they doing this at night? Why are they going out there? And he needed a reason to bring her out there to be alone so they could feast. That was what I thought was going on, but since I didn't know that he was literally eating the guys or Chris's body.
Speaker 4Yeah, I thought he was fucking alpha mimic, sigma, mimic and his fucking Sigma.
Speaker 5Now I will say I appreciate, so, like I feel, like any any other, like we want to call this unfiction analog. I don't think there's an analog or it's like a hybrid. Is it analog or so you would any other analog or would have just given us like, maybe like a still image with a shitty like Microsoft or like. You know what I mean.
Speaker 5Like like, like pencil drawing clip art like image of 100 percent of this, this creature, but like remit costume. It's not like the best looking costume is. It looks to me it looked like like a dude in a jumpsuit with like a hoodie on and they just put like big ol eyes on the hoodie. But like fucking props for props, or do you made a prop? You made a costume. That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2Yeah, the costume in the first mimic video is much better.
Speaker 3It is. I agree it looks better in that video, for sure I think that's because all they need was a hand and a head.
Speaker 5This one definitely is a lot more, like a little lower budget, but I am always going to say like your shit can look like ass, as long as the story is great.
Speaker 3It's fine.
Speaker 1Oh, like movies that have the worst fucking CGI.
Speaker 5But it doesn't fucking matter because the movie itself is good.
Speaker 1You know what I mean? Oh yeah.
Speaker 5Like the fucking what's? What's the name of the parasite guy he made host. Oh, the bear doesn't matter anyway, but the movie, the host like it, was made like 2006. The creature does not look all that good.
Speaker 3It's such a good movie.
Speaker 5Janky, but like, the movie is fantastic.
Speaker 3So good, it's very good. It's one of my favorite movies, yeah, so it's fine, I was at a Bong Joon?
Speaker 4What's the fucking name? The director. Yeah, you got it, dude.
Speaker 5Yeah, no, I know.
Speaker 4But I think that's actually like what? Is it something? I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm scared to say the name.
Speaker 5But yeah, yeah, like, so it may not have looked the best, like it kind of it. Yeah, it's Bong Joon Ho, bong Joon Ho, yeah. Like Parasite and a couple other movies. Yeah, train of Busan didn't he Possibly.
Speaker 4I don't know all the fucking movies, but probably I want to watch the prequel to that.
Speaker 3Anyway we're getting the movies.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3We're going to movie town very quickly Going to movie town.
Speaker 4He did do train of Busan, just so you know. Oh nice.
Speaker 3Okay, so, yeah, so we see the mimic devouring Chris, the other guy that went to this trailer park with this girl. So she runs into this like the closest house home that she can find the mimic come or sorry, that's my last point. I mean it breaks down the door, like the window in the door, like to like open the door from the inside because it's locked, which showcases intelligence to that fucking horrifying.
Speaker 3Eventually he lets himself or it lets himself inside, where we then see it like dragging her out into out of a room, and then it like leans in to obviously start just feasting, and then it just glitches the fuck out and that's the end of the episode. And that is the entirety of my portion for these videos.
Speaker 5I love me a good found footage. What are we?
Speaker 3drinking. What are we thinking? There's a shot that's in here. It's scary. Is that your first one? Or is that? Oh God?
Speaker 5Oh God, this is sitting there marinating in the air. I think it's been burning the air out of the air.
Speaker 3It's been stripping everything that's inside the glass off of it.
Speaker 5It's clean, it's self clean, oh right.
Speaker 4It's the cleanest thing you could ever put in your body.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm trying to get through this fucking spiritist so we don't have to look at it anymore.
Speaker 5So yeah, what are you drinking? What are you thinking? There's a spiritist and it's empty, almost, it's almost empty. Oh, it's getting there, I'm just having water.
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Speaker 2Oh yeah, I'm also drinking liquid death.
Speaker 4It's the tea version in my liquid
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Speaker 5Come on now.
Speaker 2I am sponsored. That's where I got this.
Speaker 3So funny story I've been talking about this.
Speaker 2Yeah, so funny story. I had known this guy who works a lot of events that are like festival type things around like the alternative music scene, and I was talking to him recently and I was like, hey, there's this running gag on our podcast where I like constantly harass liquid death and I'm like addicted to liquid death and try to get them to sponsor us. I was like, is there any way you could hook me up? And he was like, yeah, I got you. So he knows somebody at liquid death because he works these events all the time and he sent them my address and he like explained the situation to him and he was like, yeah, like apparently this is like a running bit and yeah, they sent me this shirt in this thermos and now I'm like I'm official.
Speaker 4So we have their address. We can harass them via mail.
Speaker 5Yeah, we have an in.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm going to keep her out. They fucked up.
Speaker 5You know it's super cool, it's such a free shit. I want a paycheck, baby steps.
Speaker 2I believe that's a slow burst.
Speaker 5This, yeah, this will be our big break. Once we get that liquid. That's awesome.
Speaker 4As long as we have one liquid death product in every episode.
Speaker 5Doug show the label. What are you doing?
Speaker 4You can't see it because the red light Come on, I'm going to send this Send them this episode so that they can see how well, we show their products.
Speaker 5Yeah God, I'm just so fucking thirsty.
Speaker 3Like you should murder that God.
Speaker 5Jim.
Speaker 1I could murder a thirst right now Exactly.
Speaker 5I need to murder my thirst with a cool liquid death. Cheers everybody when you hear the clink.
Speaker 3You know what to fucking do. I'm gonna talk.
Speaker 5I just have normal boring water.
Speaker 2Do you have a story about your?
Speaker 5water. I got out of the tap, got out of the sump.
Speaker 4The dive.
Liquid Death and Harvesters Anomaly
Speaker 5The sump of water is disgusting. I need real water like a liquid death. I won't lie, though, I've been drinking a little bit more liquid death because of you fucking people, and I got to say I don't remember the names of them, but they got the lime one that I like, and they have a melon one that was pretty, I'm sorry, a berry one, which was a berry Berry to live or something. Yeah, it was like berry to live in the lime one I don't remember the name of, but it was.
Speaker 4I think the sparkling waters, huh.
Speaker 5I'm not a tea.
Speaker 4I'm not a cold tea, I'm not a tea person either, but I love the rest in peach and the armless Palmer.
Speaker 2It's legally not armless Palmer anymore.
Speaker 4Yeah, sorry, the dead billionaires or something.
Speaker 3I still have not tried a single liquid.
Speaker 2They're good, they're good, it's right. Here Are we going to get started like this.
Speaker 3I know, especially with a comment like that, that makes it to the episode.
Speaker 5We're just like yeah, no, they're good, they're cheap too.
Speaker 4It's like two bucks a can, and I'm sure if you like, 12 pack or whatever, I wouldn't say it's cheap. Are you sure?
Speaker 1It's definitely worth it.
Speaker 5That concludes the sponsorship.
Speaker 4If we could get some very old topic.
Speaker 3But yeah, that's the end of my little portion for these videos, matt, what do you guys?
Speaker 2Yes, I have more videos, four more videos to be precise.
Speaker 2The first video is titled this is my book report on carnivore, on Vita Carnis species anomaly report. So this is a video that is sort of like an informational presentation on a strange anomaly that happened at some point between August and October of 1989. And the first thing that we're shown is this map that is like a population density map of like some sort of or actually it's harvesters. They tell us that. So it's a population density map of harvesters and so there's a red dot everywhere that there's a harvester. And as it goes on through August to October, we see the population density map of harvesters. We see the population greatly expand and like shift around rapidly. And so when we get to the end of these population maps we get some blurry photos of like kids playing in a forest, and then it's kind of interspliced with shots of stuff like growing on the screen, and then all of a sudden the screen goes black and we hear sounds of children screaming in the background, which is always a fantastic sign and I love that sound.
Speaker 5Didn't at all make me scared for my future.
Speaker 2How did this whole episode hate kids Right?
Speaker 4I can't wait until your kids start saying some like weird shit.
Speaker 5Yeah, the hat man's in my room. Okay, so I'm pulling the exact opposite of parenting in horror movies. You know, in every horror movie a parent's like. Oh yeah. No, they're like. Oh, mommy, I saw a guy in the room. It's just your imagination. No, I'm like all right, we're moving.
Speaker 1That easy.
Speaker 4We have to move.
Speaker 2If Amelia told you that she wanted a pet trimming, what would you say? Okay sure.
Speaker 1Without ever knowing what it'll do in the basement.
Speaker 4And it'll enjoy down there with my daughter.
Speaker 5But I swear if Amelia's ever just like daddy. I saw the crooked man in the window again.
Speaker 1Oh God, no Cool Crooked man stay here.
Speaker 5We're gone. Like, have fun with your new home. Cool, we're going to the American, that's your new home.
Speaker 2That's your new home. Here. It is early, so anyway we see this black screen, we're going to stay at the hotel room and then we just see shots of so much blood and after we see the blood we see a family photo again and like it looks in this family photo, it looks like all of the faces are like Photoshopped onto the people.
Speaker 2I don't know if that's really relevant or not, but in this version of the photo one of the kids is now blacked out, so we can assume that something bad has happened to one of these children.
Speaker 5We got another prop too, which I enjoyed. We got like a face with where, like the face, like melts off down to the skull.
Speaker 4Yeah, and I enjoyed that again he's like I love Raiders of the Lost Star Dude he's crushing it with the fucking props.
Speaker 1That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3This is fucking great.
Speaker 5I love it, dude, hell yeah.
Speaker 2So you are a prop whore. We get more screaming, we get more photos of the family in the forest, and then we get another picture, and now mommy's dead this time, and there are references to like there is now half of what once was. So we can basically assume that this event is. This family went to this forest in this area that's very densely populated by these harvesters, and the harvesters did away with half of this family. The next video is called flavor enhancer commercial, and that is exactly real quick.
Speaker 4I'm pretty sure this is the family that I mentioned in the newspaper article when I was going.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, this is definitely the same event. Yeah, previously been mentioned.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2So the next video is flavor enhancer commercial, and that's exactly what it is. It is just a commercial for flavor enhancer, and we've mentioned flavor enhancer before. So it's a product that's made by this company called Nutriarcho and it's a special spice that you're supposed to put on the meat that comes from the crawl Right, that comes from the crawl and it's supposed to make it basically tolerable. And they tell us the same sort of things that we've been told before. So like apply below 60 degrees Celsius. And the first part of the commercial is pretty ordinary, like and now we can just put that shot on anything.
Speaker 5It's like put it on your soup, yeah, yeah, but there are like.
Speaker 2As the commercial progresses, though, we get more and more instructions and they start out fairly tame and they're like yeah, just like, put it like, put it on the stuff, make sure that it's applied below 60 degrees. Feed it to your kids is one that it really likes to emphasize, and but where it gets starts to get weird is where it keeps repeatedly telling you that it is required and is crucial to everyday eating, and it tells you that multiple times, over and over again.
Speaker 5My favorite part is, as is doing, that they're just slapping the shit on a piece of white bread.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2They're just like applying it to everything at this point.
Speaker 5Put it on everything Consume, consume.
Speaker 2It's very hypnotized.
Speaker 5I gotta say yes by the end of the night. There's two things that I have a hanger in for liquid death bread and some fucking flavor and flavor.
Speaker 2Absolutely. Make that shit, put the flavor enhancer in the liquid death. It'll enhance the murder. So after we're told it's crucial to day, every day, eating over and over again, then we just it devolves into you must, you must, you must, you must. And then we have hands that come out from the bottom of the screen and they're reaching towards the flavor enhancer.
Speaker 2Gimme, gimme gimme, and that is pretty much the entire thing. The one thing that you will note from this video is that it repeatedly shows us the new Triarko logo, which is a black circle with a red triangle, smack dab.
Speaker 3It's a cult symbol. It's just a cult symbol. Yeah, it's very culty looking. I saw it and I'm like, oh, that's not fucking obvious.
Speaker 4And in one of my videos there's like a flash in the screen. I believe it's during I can't remember which video it is. I have it in my notes, but oh, it's in the host of influence. It flashes a like a black circle with the red triangle in it and it's like a half a second thing. So we you actually have been seeing it a whole lot throughout the video.
Speaker 3It's very new world order, like very new world order.
Speaker 2Speaking of new world order, the next video is called Uncovered Documents and this is a disclosure of a confidential report, and the report seems to be about flavor enhancer and it's basically just a report about Nutriar and apparently, to what I feel like should be nobody's surprise, this shit's been making people sick, mad, sick.
Speaker 5No, you mean to tell me this isn't a report on how fiscally successful they are. Well, I'm sure they are. Oh, it is Because you must, you must, and it's required for everyday eating.
Speaker 2I'm sure they're making money hand over fist.
Speaker 5That's part of the issue. God, they just made, they just made cocaine. Put the cocaine in your Brondo, put the cocaine in your children. It's what children create.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2So like we get more information about the report, it's making people sick. It's kind of implied that it's like rotting people's brains away, because the report is sort of spliced together with videos of just like ants and then we see like a scan of a brain with like dots kind of inside of it. So it's kind of I think it's like trying to tell us or imply that like this shit is literally eating people's brains.
Speaker 3It gives you spondiform encephalitis.
Speaker 2Yeah, sure Science, boy Science boy.
Speaker 2And then the video kind of ends with another, with like a newspaper snippet, and if you pause the video and read it, the snippet says the private organization of containment and research consult association society parentheses carcass has been experiencing backlash from government agencies about cooperation and violation of newly introduced policies of blank, blank, blank blank. So that's it for this video, carcass. What that be we find out sort of in the next video. So the next video is called Message and it's very analog-horror-y. It's like a typing video where the letters come in like and it says New Log, message to Carcass. So there's a short video of a monolith. We've talked about the monoliths before. It describes a little bit about them. It's not really any new information that we haven't heard before. But what happens after this is we get a schizo video.
Speaker 5It is like a it's a kid's that is the way to describe it yeah.
Speaker 2It's a. Charlie Day like pins and Polaroid pictures.
Speaker 3Pepe.
Speaker 2Silvia yeah, it's a Pepe Silvia board of pictures stuck to the wall and like red string drawn between things, and this person is.
Speaker 2There's a individual who is putting a conspiracy together about the flavor enhancer and it's a message to, I guess, us, like we are supposed to be the protagonist in this sort of like situation, but he talks to you about needing to meet you and that you need to do something for them to help them figure out what they quotations are covering up.
Speaker 2So there's not a whole lot of extra information in this video, but basically what we gathered from this is that this person is trying to put together like this conspiracy that involves Nutriarcho and they also mentioned that, like people who have tried to uncover this before, which is these carcass, people have received backlash from the government, like was mentioned in the last video, and so now we've got like this underground organization of people who are trying to put this conspiracy together and figure out what's going on here. Things escalate significantly further in the next video, which is titled Facility Zero, and this is the like the season one finale, the spoiler alert there's gonna be a second season, but this video is a mission briefing, like we go from these videos that are just like analog horror and like horror style videos. To just like full fucking action movie military like Tom Clancy, style fucking.
Speaker 5Rainbow six winner. It is rainbow six.
Speaker 2That's. It's fantastic. I love it. I love this video. And so we get a screen that's like a military mission briefing and some comms that are playing over top of it, and the idea is basically that there's a team that stationed outside of a facility and so the mission starts and the like. This squad is sitting outside of this facility and between them are some harvesters that are blocking their path, and so one of the guys who's on the squad shoots like snipes one of the harvesters and takes it out so that they can move into the facility.
Speaker 4And then the rest of the video is basically Can I make a comment real quick that I've been wanting to make since? So remember when we saw the video that says guns, don't do anything to these things, yeah, yeah. Okay, just remember that, go, keep going.
Speaker 2Yeah, so the rest of this is kind of like body cam and security camera footage for the most part and it's done and it's. I don't know if this is done in a video game engine or if this is like blender or something, but it's. It looks like a video game but it there's like a lot of overlays over it and stuff to make it look more real. I love this.
Speaker 1It's like machinima. Basically, I enjoyed it a lot yeah.
Speaker 2It's very nostalgic for me to watch this and I absolutely fucking loved it.
Speaker 2But we get body cam footage of this squad, kind of like moving through the forest into the facility, and then it's spliced together with security cam footage.
Speaker 2We see some dudes who are just like standing in a hallway and they appear to be maybe guarding it, but they're kind of just like standing still, like they're like not all there, and then the people who this squad that we've been following eventually breach the facility. They find this hallway, they take those dudes out and then they're standing in front of this door and they're given instructions to breach and they breach the door and as soon as they open it they start opening fire and we see some very short shots of what appears to be a cult gathering and it's like all of these people who and we can only see their silhouettes and they're gathered around these dots that are like floating above them and there's just a bunch of screaming and gunfire and then the feed cuts out, but we don't know who won the struggle or if these people, if they just gun down these cultists and that's the end of it. But that's all we get in this video.
Speaker 4So I I loved this.
Speaker 2I thought it was fucking cool. It's so cool.
Speaker 4This is one of my favorite topics.
Speaker 2Aside from the first mimic video, this video is my favorite part of the series.
Speaker 5It reminded me there's someone on YouTube that makes similar videos about like SCPs. Yeah, they don't make enough of them and I need them. They're like movies. Yeah, If it takes forever to do, I'm sure and I'm like this shit is fucking great Cause it's like perfect, like this is the kind of shit that you need when, like obviously, you can't get fucking 40 people in like military gear, cultist gear, you can't get all this shit in real life, making it a fucking game engine Like it's it's the perfect idea.
Speaker 2We have this now. That's what we used to do in 2004. Yeah, with like Halo 2. Halo yeah, yeah. Bring this shit back. Please bring this shit back.
Speaker 5Yeah, again it's. It might not look the best. I think this looks fantastic Like.
Speaker 4I fucking loved it.
Speaker 1It feels great, like you said it's good enough, even if you have to do it on a low budget.
Speaker 5Yeah, Like if, even if you have to do it like low budget, like you're just fucking screen recording like a fucking Halo party and it's like you guys act like these things, We'll act like these guys. It still gets the point across you know what I mean. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3This is all right. Yeah, the visuals don't matter, as long as you tell the fucking story.
Speaker 4Right, exactly, and I think they did a great job all around Like full blown, just really enjoyed the whole story and I actually, you know I've been left with wanting more, so that that's great A in my book this I know I've said this a couple of times and this might be one of my favorite episodes that we've covered Same Full stop, now there's.
Speaker 5There's one thing about this that I think would have made it better, but I just don't think they they probably didn't have the budget for the time to do it this way. I think, instead of doing it like in the slideshow aspect where they started it off, doing it like a fucking national geographic documentary, I think would have been great, like, imagine, like you know, those Nat Geo or like history channel things.
Speaker 5Wild trimming. Yeah, yeah, it's like. It's like documentary style where they're you know how, like you got those ones now where they're like this animal might look Look at the elephant in the, in the, the wild, or whatever. Oh look, it's beautiful. If they would have done that shit, that kind of shit with this, If they had the budget to do that, I think this would have been like fucking perfect Cause, that is that like well, this is just a good reason for people to go fund this guy on Patreon.
Speaker 5This would be a perfect, like mockumentary type of thing.
Speaker 3Hell yeah, oh, this would be so good.
Speaker 5If this had this, this, you could make like out of everything we've covered. I think if you gave this guy like $50 million to make like a full blown fucking like.
Speaker 1I would watch 10 fucking seasons of this Well produced series you could this has enough content in it to make a fund.
Speaker 2There is so much you could do it. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5So much and you could keep it interesting. It's just like SCP in that aspect where there's so much shit that you can make a series out of it, Like and they kind of do it like archive 51 or whatever.
Speaker 3Oh yeah.
Speaker 5Sort of SCP-ish.
Speaker 3No, the. The, the series that we are alive, is an SCP audio drama space.
Speaker 5Yeah, either way, but it's like you. There's so much that could be done with this, there's so much possibility with this, and and if this guy ever needs some sort of crowdfunding, y'all better step up and do it, cause I want to see more of this shit and I'll be in there, okay, so this guy's obviously got a great vision. That fucking-.
Speaker 4Before we get too gushy over this, which I know we will at the very end, right, I want, we need to go over two more things. Well, really one thing, but I want to. I want to just lay out a timeline of everything that happened in the story, just as like a little refresher.
Speaker 4It's a little because we've covered a lot of things but we didn't really give you guys a sense of the timeframe. But after that there's something that we didn't cover from our videos that we're going to cover. That might even give more insight into why we think some of the things that we'll probably bring up in a little bit about this. So real quick, just as a refresher for everyone. Timeline All right, 1931,. This is when the crawl first is documented.
Speaker 1It's in periods yeah, 1939,.
Speaker 4World War II promotes rapid growth of crawl and other meat creatures Cause. Remember war? Yeah, 1945, war ends and then cult activity surfaces and massive meats like the meat snake, yep. And then we skipped to 1970, where we record the biggest size increase in population of meat. I'm just going to call it meat, meat.
Speaker 4Of meat In 1971, this is when the monoliths appear. So this is, you know, 40 years after the first crawl shows up, these monoliths just appear out of fucking nowhere and encircle what we know as Hudson Bay. Yeah, so in 1983, that's when we get the Mimic attack video. That's the video that Jason just covered. 1986, mimics are straight up a threat to humanity and they are basically, I guess the state of emergency is declared.
Speaker 3That was what they were talking about War, war, war, war. It was the war war In the video. They were talking about how it's dangerous to be out because of the rise in Mimic populations and their proximity to like human population. So that was the start of the scare for that.
National Meat Team Releases Misleading PSA
Speaker 4So this brings us to our first video. The National Meat Researchers release the Vita Karnas documentary, the first like seven videos.
Speaker 5The PDAs or not PDAs? What's it called the PDAs?
Speaker 1That's public display of affection.
Speaker 5No, what's it called PSA, PSA. Thank you, PSA public service.
Speaker 4PSA. So yeah, the national meat team fucking releases their PSA on meat and basically now, knowing what you know, we know that that might not be the good guys in this situation. They may know a lot about meat but they might not be telling you the truth AKA guns don't hurt these things, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 2So you brought that up and I don't want to derail too hard, but I thought the guns don't hurt these things was specifically about mimics.
Speaker 5That's what I thought too.
Speaker 4But they did say it specifically about mimics, but they also were telling you that they don't work on them.
Speaker 3It's not working. It's the Vita, Karnas.
Speaker 4But they wanted you to think that, at least that's what I'm taking from it, because, karkis, straight Up is like shoot the meat Literally like look, look at us do what it works. Yeah, yeah, but that being said, all out that was a lie.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think it was a lie.
Speaker 4I think it was just the meat team was just like lie the meat team Lie to you, the meat team, team meat. But we're almost at the end of the timeline. So 1990, they released the documentary and then that same year, nutrico releases the flavor enhancer and we see a six month decline in human health. Current day, I guess we can call it 2020, whatever you want to call it, or 2022, whatever this came out, the later half of the videos come out and then Karkis fights back, and that's currently happening. So the now.
Speaker 3The struggle is currently so. The military action plan with the cultists and everything that's like present day Yep, the now so the now now, not the then now.
Speaker 4The now. Now, one other thing we learn in one of the last bits of Matt's video is that the singularity has a big red upside down triangle on it. So now we know that that is the symbol of the singularity, which will make this next bit make way more sense, because we're going to cover a storybook that, essentially, is hidden within all of these videos, and I think, matt, you had like the whole thing right.
Speaker 2At the end of all of these videos, or briefly, like a frame or two. Well, not all of the videos, but a lot of the videos. A good majority yeah a good majority of them. Throughout the series there are a frame or two of what appear to be like children's fairy tale storybook pages and so if you put all of these together like full disclosure. We had to get these out of the YouTube comments because some of them are like I don't know how people even read them.
Speaker 2I tried to read mine, and I couldn't read it at all. It was just.
Speaker 4Oh, they're so fucking hard.
Speaker 2Yeah, so the storybook as we know it at the moment goes once about a time there was a distant kingdom. The kingdom was, the royal family were magical. They traveled land and sea to discover new places and learn what and that there's obviously a bit of a code, all yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, travels. On one of their expeditions a great storm struck. It was so powerful it swayed the boat. The royal family rode and pushed the prince out and into the sea. After being stranded at sea, the young prince eventually was cast to an island injured. The prince stumbled his way into a nearby cave. The prince used what magic he could to put himself into a healing sleep. But the prince's sleep was long. He slept for what seemed like forever. As he slept, the land around him changed and grew. It was Unrecognizable from when the prince first arrived. But the sleep still needed time to heal the prince much more time. But it kept the prince safe while he rested, guarding him from the elements as the land changed.
Speaker 2Outside the cave, during a time of hardship, lived the island critters. The critters were struggling in this hard time. There was barely any food to go around. They would go and gather whatever they could, although one day the critters found a cave while searching for food they found the prince in his trance and in his healing sleep. The critters were so awestruck and enchanted by the prince's magic. Who is this creature? Why are they here? Are they dangerous? A thought was brought up. What if this creature could use its magic to help them. It may grow food or heal sickness. They continue to argue about the prince and his magic and in the end the majority of the critters agreed that the prince was Dangerous and should not be meddled.
Speaker 1Hell.
Speaker 2Although the critters ignored the rest of their fellow kind. Yeah, although the other critters ignored the rest of their fellow kind. Instead, they secretly visited the slumbering visitor. They snuck what little food they had and carefully fed it to the prince, greatly hastening his recovery one day.
Speaker 4There's jammed it down the sleeping man's throat. They're just like eat, eat eat, you won't show.
Speaker 2It'll be fun One day that's definitely what you should do to people who are passed out crammed food.
Speaker 3Yeah, they might be hungry, you don't know one day the principal suddenly thanks to the critters assistants.
Speaker 2Now I'm just thinking of, like nurses, those patients rooms and just like Cramming burger and like a fucking turkey leg Well. Matt, I hate to.
Speaker 3I hate to break it to you this way, but that's exactly what happens in hospitals.
Speaker 1I want to get it. I want to get a coma.
Speaker 2Thanks to the really good to do thanks to the critters assistants, the healing process had finished very quickly. The prince had fully recovered and was now fully awakened, aware of his surroundings. Surprised by the sudden awakening the credit the critters ducked and hid from the prince's site. One of the critters build up the courage to meet the now awake stranger. They crawled to the prince's side and extended their hand and friendship. The prince reached back and together they had formed the bond that will change their fate.
Speaker 2Their critters led the prince out of the cave up to the top of the hill and the Prince had been that the prince had been buried under and showed them the forest. This is our home, full of wonder and beauty, although the forest struggles to provide for all of its critters and we are facing disaster. Can you help us? The prince stood back, spread his arms, and before he and before him glue a bright light, the mystical shapes and colors, lights and figures. The critters watched with wide eyes, such sublime brilliance. The prince completed his display. The prince completed his display. He vowed, with the power he had held and the help of his kingdom, he shall heal their home and Wait. There's a couple more that I have in my notes. I had to dig these up out of my own notes Um dig all in there the prince gathered what he could and then set sail onward.
Speaker 3Once the prince and that's it wait.
Speaker 2Like there's gotta be one missing there may be one missing. I'm very sorry, but that's okay.
Speaker 2So that's the end of the ones that we could get from the YouTube Comments. So the next ones are the ones that I wrote in my notes, but I think there may be at least one between that and this. But the next one I've got is the prince gathered what he could and then he set sail onward. Once the prince returned home, they will come back to the island and return to the critters. I can like it's just a picture of the prince sailing away from the critters. So I assume what happened at this point is like he Gave them the magic or something and was like all right, I'm fucking out homie Later. Yeah.
Speaker 4Okay, so now that we know that story, do you you want me to break it down a little bit, I guess.
Speaker 5I mean, I have no idea what the fuck is happening.
Speaker 3If you, if you've watched all the videos and you put line up things that are said in the Story and things that happened in the plot or narrative of the videos. You should see some similarities.
Speaker 5I I know what's going on, but Doug, say it out loud in case.
Speaker 4I, so I will, I will TLDR this shit out of this.
Speaker 2So the glowie light thing is the singularity. Right yeah, the print, the prince is the singular right.
Speaker 4So the prince? That being said, the prince is the singularity. The critters are humans. We have the humans that wanted to interact with the singularity and we have the humans that didn't. Obviously, the humans that did, we can assume, is the cult that we're seeing yeah and the ones that didn't, we can assume, are what? Maybe Carcass?
Speaker 3right.
Speaker 4We can assume that basically we see the singularity show up and and you know it's asleep in Hudson Bay, and Then people find it and the shit basically starts to spread its seed. You know all the all the crawl starts happening. We see all of the harvesters and the, the monoliths show up, basically to protect Hudson Bay and keep the prince safe. Or the singularity, because it's now, it's doing its part and it's healing the land and it's, you know, providing essentially for its cultists and the earth itself the creatures.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh my god, it's a bay, that the flavor enhancer is just old bay.
Speaker 4But other than that, I mean, yeah, that's pretty. It's pretty. It's just a real big metaphor for everything that we saw happen. All the flashing lights we see, all the, all the like in some of the storybook photos, like the prince is like sailing on that ship, like he was talking about, and the flag on the ship is literally just a circle with a upside-down red triangle in the middle of it. Like all the imagery is there and I think it's kind of neat, like it's a cool little thing, that like.
Speaker 4Tied the story together inside of the story, so, like as the things were happening, you get the like. Like as things were happening, you got a story page for Like that was kind of guiding you along right. And then there was one thing I wanted to say. I like that we've left off on Like season one, right? Yeah, because as we know it right now, the singularity is just a prince.
Speaker 4Yep it has not yet become king, correct, and I like the idea of that quite a bit like what more can the singularity do? We don't. We still don't really know much about the Singularity, we don't know much about the monoliths, with that which, honestly, I think are probably the neatest Creature out of all of them, especially when you, when you learn that they they weren't dropped, they grew.
Speaker 3Yeah, they came out of the earth and you're like what, and that's the other thing.
Speaker 4There's no, we don't know if, like the Vita, karnas is like an alien lifeform or not. You know and like from here exactly like where did the prince come from? Like did it drop out of the sky?
Speaker 3like we don't know, we have. No, we have more questions. Answer, but distant king, this fucking.
Speaker 2What a distant kingdom.
Speaker 4That's where the prince came from, oh well, yeah, that's, but we don't know if that's like.
Speaker 3I thought you said the gout.
Speaker 4Tatooine.
Speaker 1Yeah, war.
Speaker 4We're declaring the federal trade. Tell my wife, it all comes full circle. It all comes full circle.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah, shout out to the fucking creator, darren Colloy. How do you say it?
Speaker 4Colloy.
Speaker 5Colloy, I think this guy's got a fucking idea and I think, is executing it. It's real good, wonderful, I think. Keep it up.
Speaker 2There's such a good idea here and there's so much going on. So we've talked about that before and I feel like a running trend is like hey, they have this universe or this idea and they have all these ideas and then they just like shit out all these ideas, but they don't actually know what to do with them and then it just kind of falls apart. This is cohesive, which is great. I feel like they know what to do with these ideas instead of them just being like shit out and then just like never followed up on.
Speaker 3They definitely. They planned this one and they're accounting for everything and I think that's really allowing them to like tell a story with this, whereas a lot of like the analog horrors that seem good ideas but kind of ramshackle in their execution. It keeps you interested at first but then they kind of peter out over a while, whereas this one, like Doug said, it leaves me wanting more. I need to know more about this shit. I love it.
Speaker 2It does a lot of different things too, but it feels cohesive. So, like it does like the analog, the stereotypical analog horror shit. But then it also does machinima, basically, and then it also does like found footage horror and it does all that shit and crans it together in a way that works, which is awesome.
Speaker 4And as, like you know, as kind of how much analog horror is being stuffed on our throat right now because of how popular it's gotten, I will say this is the kind of analog horror that I want more of. If you're going to do something, let's get a mixture of. I don't want to watch more training videos. I don't want to watch the newscast anymore. Give me something new to work with, but still make it feel like analog horror, which I think this provides. But yeah, no, just going off of like wanting more. That last video for me, is when everything kind of clicked or started clicking a lot better, because if you pause it at the right time, you see them going into the little ritual room and there's like I don't know if it's like a painting or if it's like six smaller singularity orbs, because when they're describing it, they almost describe the singularity as like another creature and not just maybe one A single.
Speaker 4Yeah, like I don't know if there's just one singularity or more, but It'd be funny if there were two singularities.
Speaker 3Yeah, I think that'd be great.
Speaker 4But either way I was just like fuck yeah. And then I was like damn it, that's the last fucking video, and here we are, here we are.
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Speaker 3Hell yeah, we got some creative ideas. We're actually about to hit a brainstorming session on a few things, so definitely keep your eyes and knees peeled on socials.
Speaker 5Keep your butt ready for next.
Speaker 2Keep your buttholes open and your monkey tug-able. Yeah, there you go, keep your monkey tug-able.
Speaker 5And anyway, so we can also. I just completely lost my train of thought Google phone number. There you go. Google phone number 6309099366.
Speaker 2Hey, keep that monkey tug-able for me. You can. Oh shit, you too. Oh shit. I don't know why I have a game of bed diesel I never, knew my father.
Speaker 1I hate this Family.
Speaker 4You want a corona.
Speaker 2I don't know why I have a game of bed diesel.
Speaker 4I don't know why I have a game of bed diesel.
Speaker 2I don't know why I have a game of bed diesel.
Speaker 1I don't know why I have a game of bed diesel. I never knew my father. You want a corona?
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Speaker 1PO Box in the description.
Speaker 5Speaking of the PO Box in the description. If you want to send us any fun things, we will.
Speaker 4I'm regularly checking it now. So if you send us something and it sits for five months, it won't get sent back to you.
Speaker 5Yeah. So send us some shit, send us some mega mind DVDs and.
Speaker 3Our collection is growing. Yeah, it's growing. Doug, move your fat head.
Speaker 5Move your fucking head, doug, there you go. Look at that, it's getting there. It's a stack. Point to it, doug. Yeah, see it's a stack.
Speaker 4Hey, 10, 12, 14, 16. 17 mega minds. 17 mega minds. Who has more?
Speaker 5Comment in the comments below. Give me them. I want to become the Guinness Record holder for mega minds, but not the stupid, shitty show that they're making. That's just going to suck. They ruin mega mind. Anyway, I'm going to end on that. They ruin mega mind, mega mind is a real thing. But, the movie's still great, so send me DVDs, Jason. What do you guys say to people? You people.
Speaker 3As fucking always stay paranoid. If you see some weird, weird colored veins growing out of your floor or like your garden, just go ahead and put those right in your mouth, just directly. That's it. Talk to those boys, please.
Speaker 5Okay, doug.
Speaker 4Doug. Oh geez, when can I go with?
Speaker 3this Doug, doug Doug.
Speaker 4Doug, no Doug.
Speaker 3I think we actually just erased, doug yeah.
Speaker 5Who was that? From South Park Tugger.
Speaker 3Oh, my God what.
Speaker 5South Park is fighting around the world. It's like fucking.
Speaker 4It's like Russell Crowe, it's Russell.
Speaker 5Crowe on this little tugboat no.
Speaker 1Tugger, holy shit.
Speaker 5That's an old one. All right, Doug, say something people.
Speaker 3He erased his brain.
Speaker 4Yeah, seriously, I like shut down. I just hear the like windows shut down. Music going on, yeah, but instead of slapping your peens and beans, figure out if slapping meat works Just like any meat. Like just specifically trimming.
Speaker 3Put your beans and beans on a trimming.
Speaker 5Right on it. What do you got for us and the folks at home?
Speaker 2For some reason, literally the only thought I can have now is Doug describing getting a hand job is getting a Doug tug and I broke me too.
Speaker 5So there we are 40 bucks gets you a Doug tug.
Speaker 3And don't be confused. That does not mean Doug is going to give you a hand job.
Speaker 2You're going to tug on.
Speaker 3Doug.
Speaker 4I mean somewhere. I'm getting tugged on.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 5That's great. The Doug tug we have to. It's like a boat with your face on it. Can you make it?
Speaker 3like Thomas the take engine, my face is like actually coming out of the boat Mid journey right now. Smell to get this done.
Speaker 1Chris.
Speaker 5First image is part two. Everybody, we love you. Long time we love your long time, your long time. Have a nice, wonderful day.
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Speaker 3Goodbye Time to look up a Doug tug. Bye, Hi you guys.
Speaker 1I'm Griffin, I listen from Canada. I just wanted to say you guys were really cool and you make my day so much better when I go for walks and listen to your podcast. I have four teeth for Orphan, if he's so pleased to have them Again. You guys are just so cool. I hope you guys have a good day.
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