Don't Look Under the Internet
Welcome to the internet! We told you not to look, yet here we are. If you don't know, this is a podcast about strange and mysterious internet oddities. Join Doug, Jason, Matt and Mike as they dredge the deepest, darkest, most deranged depths of the internet so you don't have to. Each episode will attempt to uncover the truth behind some of the weirdest, creepiest, and most complicated mysteries the internet has to offer.
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Embark on an offbeat odyssey through the digital underbrush with us, where anime tunes and yearnings for Dragon Ball GT abridgments playfully intertwine with the quirky knowledge of Naomi, our social media guru. We'll meander through a wonderland of oddities, from the delightful to the macabre, sharing stories sparked by our patrons' inventive usernames and unwinding the humor that binds us together in internet camaraderie. Prepare for chuckles and nods of agreement as we traverse the landscape of the viral, the eerie, and the undeniably captivating.
This week, Mike, Jason, and Naomi share the weirdness they found online. Let me tell you, it's not what we expected. A channel with 136 subs, a serial killer's confessions, obituary pirates, and Pete the Meat Puppet are waiting for you! Come explore this terrible set of media!
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Speaker 4Anime music artist an anime music artist that's a whole thing. But like why did you say anime music artist?
Speaker 2because the the thing he was just singing sounded exactly like the intro to an anime no, that's fine, I just the term music artist was what?
Speaker 3I was, I have had.
Speaker 2I don't know if it's an anime band. I don't know if that's correct either A musician.
Speaker 3I have had the Dragon Ball GT intro song stuck in my head Because Team Four Star is doing a commentary of Dragon Ball GT. Now. They're not doing a dub over, they're not doing the whole bridge thing.
Speaker 2I just want them to finish the entirety of the Buu saga.
Speaker 3They can't, I just want them to finish the entirety of the Boo saga.
Speaker 2They can't. They did the snippets, they did the snippets, which is fun.
Speaker 3At least they were able to do that. It's sad because, like, did you watch their like goodbye video and they're like we can't handle the lawsuits anymore. We're like, oh no.
Speaker 2That's fair.
Speaker 3Anyway, don't look it up on the internet. That's us Internet Horror Comedy Podcast.
Speaker 2Come this way. Okay, you're stupid.
Speaker 3That's Jason. Hello, you're stupid, that's Doug.
Speaker 4Hello, I'm Doug. Doug looked great today.
Speaker 3Oh look, it's also Moot.
Speaker 4Hey Matt, what's up, buddy, oh?
Speaker 3I thought you were gonna do something, but uh, we tricked you guys. It's not doug, it's actually naomi, our social media consultant consultant.
Speaker 4Consultant guru, if you will guru, guru guru I hope you like all my memes. They're pretty fun I do what.
Speaker 3What the fuck was the reggie rock thing?
Speaker 4have you not seen the reggie rock?
Speaker 3no, I'm not on tiktok.
Speaker 4I don't know what that was so there's just this account literally will just like edit videos. What's what's that? One video of like miranda cosgrove where she talks about her like her favorite swear word.
Speaker 3What's your favorite word?
Speaker 4I don't know it's just, it's like reggie probably rock. It's like Reggie Probably rock, reggie rock. And now it's Reggie rock, cunty, reggie rock with a handbag, and they put eyelashes on Reggie rock. It's the whole thing.
Speaker 3You know what? I'm fucking here for it, dude, Speaking of cunty. I like it Speaking of cunty. I'm going to hit us with a good old fashioned diluity Clap Above your head First and foremost. Again, naomi's here. She's subbing in for Doug and Matt because she's worth at least two. You know what they say two Naomi's in the bush is worth one moot in the fern.
Speaker 4Doug plus Matt equals Naomi, but I am Doug.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, but Matt plus Doug is Naomi, so you're like 90% Doug, but you got that 10% of the You're 10% moot, 20% Doug, 15% concentrated power, 5% pleasure. What is that?
Speaker 4SpongeBob thing, it's 99% kelp, or what.
Speaker 3Oh yeah it's 98% kelp, 2% evil, 99% hot gas. Yeah, that's it. I couldn't remember what it was. I fumbled my way through that shit. Anyway, we have a couple patrons and website people that I want to shout out here. So, first and foremost, we have on Patreon Naomi, you get to play the game with us.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I get to play. Is your name stupid or not?
Speaker 3Yeah, is stupid name, bad name. We have Platinum Ace.
Speaker 2Plat Ace, platinum, ace Sounds like a race car driver. It's like Speed Racer's douchey older brother.
Speaker 4Or just his cousin, as long as he's douchey.
Speaker 3So are we thinking it's okay?
Speaker 2It's fine Right down the middle, I think.
Speaker 3We have the chicken that didn't cross the road, the chicken that didn't cross the road.
Speaker 4Was it like the chicken's friend? The other one did cross the road and that's the chicken that didn't cross the road. Was it like the chicken's?
Speaker 2friend. The other one did cross the road and that one was just left behind. Or did he watch his friend get?
Speaker 3the chicken that did not cross the road.
Speaker 2I think we're just we're analyzing this too much. Good name chicken, not road chicken is that the new netflix?
Speaker 3is it chicken?
Speaker 4is chicken? Is chicken or road?
Speaker 3or road, and then we have holy fucking shit, mike, you're not fucking real yeah, yeah 10 out of 10. That's great, perfect 100 correct but who am I?
Speaker 2did you're not, mike?
Speaker 3we also have are you?
Speaker 4are you moot I?
Speaker 1don't know, we're all, I think we're all a little bit. Yeah, we're all a little moot. I think we're all a little moot.
Speaker 3We're all a little moot when we all have more than just half a brain cell that fires. We are mad because we're using our smartest capability, and when we're even the slightest bit of smart, we're the worst mad.
Speaker 2We're like Matt, who just woke up after an hour nap, after not sleeping for like a week binge drinking yeah, binge drinking.
Speaker 3Wake up from a power nap, matt yeah, uh, we also have black marians, black marians, black marians, black marians, oh black marians. That's all we have.
Speaker 2Strong fucking work, guys. Thank you so, so, so much for coming out and supporting us. Yeah, we appreciate it.
Speaker 3Like we said last weekend, we got all of our money pretty much ready to go from Deludathon. Everything is pretty much wrapped up. We just have to get the actual merch delivered to us so we do some special stuff with it to the people that won that merch. We haven't forgotten about you guys, but YouTube pretty much just confirmed that we can have the money. So that is currently on its way to us now. So we are going to be making that donation Honestly around maybe time this drops, maybe a week after.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm hoping within the next week or two.
Speaker 3Yeah, but it just took a while again. We, we benched it briefly last week. Youtube literally was like hey, uh, you want your money, hurry up, I'm gonna have to wait a month and we're like, all right, cool, cool, cool, no doubt a whole month yeah, and then they took 30 of it because youtube.
Speaker 2So um, don't worry, we're we're paying for that, yeah, we, we, we get.
Speaker 3We have our own money that we're pumping into that. That's shitty. Yeah, so all that is being taken care of. Deludathon is basically wrapped up to where we will be sending the money out, sending the merch out.
Speaker 2I got all the shirts ready you just have to hit print.
Speaker 3Yep, that's it, yeah, and we're going to be good to go. So thank you for bearing with us, being patient with us everybody. I know it's been kind of a long thing, and thanks again for hopping in and being a part of that, but it's about to come to full close hell fucking yeah, um now. We gotta start planning next year you gotta start next year and I bet it's gonna be weird. It's gonna be very weird, almost like what we're talking about today.
Speaker 4What are we gonna be weird?
Speaker 3that's the question and there's no answer really to that question, except what we want to make of it. The question that is the answer is what do we want to make of this chicken road? So, with naomi on, we decided, hey, we're just gonna have fun with it. We have a couple of goofy gals, um, and we do some creepy shit, some some scary, spooky stuff on YouTube.
Speaker 2Creepy passes, this is just going to call any of what we're talking about today Scary. No, Mike said mine, mine's pretty mine.
Speaker 3I discovered this and I was actually shocked. We have not talked about this yet.
Speaker 4So, I'm excited. It's not creepy but it's distressing.
Speaker 2I figured yours would be uncomfortable. Yeah, it would be a good word to put towards that.
Speaker 4Well, there's also the dumb part, and then the uncomfortable part.
Speaker 3Yeah, dumb and comfortable, dumb comfortable, dumb comfortable. It's another it's another, just fun. What did we find? Episode? We should come up with a name.
Speaker 2Should episode we should come up with a name. Should we just call this like fucking?
Speaker 3um, looked under the internet show and tell. So on that note, we, we each did some homework, we each did some math. Oh no, it's Waluigi De Lu. Du E G Waluigi so on that note, we each did some homework, we each did some math, we each failed at that math and we came up with some fun things to talk to each other about. Boys and girls. Who wants to?
Speaker 2go first, all ages.
Speaker 3I do not care. I would like to not go first. Would you like me to start?
Speaker 2it off. Since I'm on this side of the table, might, I would like to not go first. Would you like me to start it off, since I'm on this side of the table?
Speaker 3Might as well, you're already talking, okay, so Clink a dink bitch.
Speaker 2Okay, wow. In honor of. Matt. He's not here, so we're drinking some of his stuff.
Speaker 3This became. My stuff. This became my stuff too, as he shudders Only because, like, I usually mix it and I haven't had a 50. I haven't had a 50 down my throat. No, what are we drinking? There's a bottle here and it's empty. Yeah, I just put some 50 every willie down my throat mike's got 50 in his throat yeah, 50 of evan williams is in my throat.
Speaker 3Um, that's what we're drinking. Is evan williams, naomi? Did you bring a alcohol or anything? No, I, 50% of Evan Williams is in my throat. That's what we're drinking. Is Evan Williams, naomi? Did you bring alcohol or anything?
Speaker 4No, I just have Werder.
Speaker 3Werder, werder, that's fine Hydration. So here's what I'm talking about today. So in my discoveries, I came across a YouTube channel named Robert Helpman.
Speaker 2Oh, my God.
Speaker 3I'm so excited. Okay, this stuff came out about eight years ago. It's 10 episodes and they're all about 45 seconds to a minute long, some go I want to say one goes maybe like a minute and a half. Like they're very short and it's only 10 of them. This is why I'm surprised we didn't talk about it. So this is a little bit of a visual thing. I'm going to talk about it. So this is a little bit of a visual, visual thing I'm going to talk about not every episode, obviously, but I'm going to talk about a broad spectrum of what this still so if you go to robert helpman and that's uh helpman like h-e-l-p, and then man with two ends at the end.
Speaker 3This is what it is, what? So?
Speaker 4it's about a corpse named daisy, and uh, wait, I I found this in my my searching and I just I couldn't I. It creeped me out too much to do it, but I did read about this.
Speaker 3So it's about a corpse named daisy and in each of these videos they again. They're about a minute long. Each of these videos is just this corpse, just sitting in one position. It does not move, and you'll get like reversed audio, um, or, and you'll get reversed audio that comes in, or like creepy music that's playing. Like in the first, one of the first most popular uploads from this one, daisy and Friends. It's just this corpse in a body bag, not even a body bag.
Speaker 2It's in like a trash bag. Yeah, it looks like a duct tape trash bag.
Speaker 3Yes, it is sitting on a chair and you just hear the buzzing of flies around it.
Speaker 4How old is this channel?
Speaker 3eight years old yeah, so about 2015 2016.
Speaker 4I'm surprised this is still up. I'm especially that middle one, 3.4 million views.
Speaker 3The one with the stairs is the one that I saw yeah, that's why I was like how have we not heard about this?
Speaker 4yeah, I thought I part of me thought maybe you covered it, which is why I was like I can't, so a lot of it.
Speaker 2We should have a lot of this is still up in the air.
Speaker 3Essentially every episode is daisy in another room and position and in some of the videos, towards the end or somewhere in the middle um, it's in the middle you'll get a cut to these random sputterings of words. Um, it's just like a little one frame. You get some weird words and it's gone. And at the end of a bunch of them you'll get this man, this chubbier guy that comes in and he'll have a plastic, fucking grocery bag over his head so you can't see who he is, and he always does something with the body. It's not necessarily anything bad, but like, for example, in Tucking Daisy in, he is just sleeping next to the body Under the sheet and then right at the end it cuts and he vanishes and the body is still there.
Speaker 3In Daisy Tumble, it looks like Daisy fell down the stairs and then at the end the man grabs her and pulls her down the stairs. In Daisy Makes a Mess that's Silly Goose down the stairs. And uh, daisy makes a mess that silly goose. It is just a video of this kitchen. And then he just brings the body in and plops it down on the countertop there and from to me it looks like just starts cutting away at it. You can't really tell, though. My favorite is daisy playing, where it's just this body hanging on a door, yeah, and this man comes in and he pulls a fucking paranormal activity and just stands there wobbling for a good like 25 seconds and just starts stabbing the body. So you're probably asking what does it all mean?
Speaker 2yeah, I mean I can tell you a little bit.
Speaker 3So in every single video, like I mentioned, every single video about halfway through there's a little and there's text that comes up. Um, all of it's random, so the fact that people were able to figure out what the hell it means or where it comes from or anything, is fucking astonishing.
Speaker 3It's literally just random words, um, so people were able to decode it oh, jesus, okay, it comes from a poem called the gay lady, and this is what all the text, when you put it together, reads. That's what it says. Go ahead and read it, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2It says I can read it out if you want.
Speaker 3No, I got it. It says there was a lady all skin and bone. Sure, such a lady was never known. It happened upon a certain day. This lady went to the church to pray. When she came to the church style there, she did rest a little while. When she came to the church yard there, the bells so loud she heard fucking slant rhyme slant rhyme um, when she came to the church door she stopped to rest a little more.
Speaker 3when she came to the church, within the parson prayed against pride and sin. On looking up, on looking down, she saw a dead man on the ground and from his nose onto his chin, the worms crawled out, the worms crawled in. Then she, unto the parson, said Shall I be so when I am dead? Oh yes, oh yes. The parson said you will be so when you are dead. Hear the lady screams. Isn't that fun? Isn't that fun for everybody?
Speaker 2So wait, that has to do with these videos that is the random text.
Speaker 3Jarble that's in. Oh.
Speaker 2I thought you were saying this video series had something to do with this poem named the gay lady.
Speaker 3We don't, no one knows so this is the crazy thing it has all these views, but no one has been able to crack what the fuck any of this stuff means. People don't even truly know who the creator is.
Speaker 2They tried Google, searching it.
Speaker 3Let me do that real quick. No one even knows who the creator is. It's a fucking mystery. Now, one of the other interesting things is there was a man who died in 1986. He was an Australian man whose name was Robert Heltman. Okay, now, sorry, there was a woman that is attached to this man's name. Her name is daisy bates. Now, this man, uh, robert helpman, he did buy the film rights to make a biography on this daisy bates woman. Um, I don't fully understand who this daisy bates woman is. Uh, there's still a little bit of mystery around her, but that is the closest connection anyone could make to what the fuck any of this is. So there is some sort of connection there.
Speaker 3Now, people think that this is some kind of just art film it kind of looks like it yeah, and other people have made the um, uh, the assumption that each video, basically this person is a mass killer, this robert helpman is a mass serial killer and each video is a different daisy, yeah and each position is where he killed them in and he's propping the bodies back up, essentially push him down the stairs, settles in hung him makes a mess chopped them up.
Speaker 3Leaves this one, she escapes so this could be one where the daisy that he tried to kill actually does escape and oh, oh my God.
Speaker 2So this is like a memoirs of a serial killer done through art house.
Speaker 3Entirely possible. No one truly does know.
Speaker 4It's horrifying, I really I got so spooked when I looked I'm like I don't know.
Speaker 2I'm not sleeping tonight.
Speaker 4No, that's really how I felt and I'm like. They probably know I was like they already, so no, this is cool. I mean, it's freaky as fuck it's like that that that screenshot of the, the, the one on the stairs, the tumble is scary. Now here's the other thing.
Speaker 3in some of them there is reversed audio, okay, and in one of the videos called feeding the birds, um, you could find the audio and apparently it says and my lovely red robe with its trimmings of white is as black as the black of a black winter's night. Mwahaha, it's all because I have to climb down the many long chimneys you have in this town Before I could possibly come out and greet you. I must take a warm bath and then perhaps I'll meet you. Don't think that I mind getting dirty like this, for it's something I'd really be sorry to miss. I have to go down all these sooty old places to bring gifts to the children and smiles to their faces.
Speaker 2Santa Claus.
Speaker 3Mm-hmm, it's very weird. No one really understands where the Santa Claus connection goes and the comments are just filled with hypothesis Like yeah, this is an art film. Yada, yada, yada. People have they think they found who this person is. Oh, there is a like alexa, there's like this russian video called the elixir of immortality. People think it's the same person because it matches the same body style and the elixir of immortality. I haven't not delved too deep into it.
Speaker 2It's on youtube, so it can't be that bad no, I haven't dived too deep into it.
Speaker 3This reminds me of the guy that was making the homunculus.
Speaker 2Leave the audio on.
Speaker 3I'm not going to do that. This is a long thing, but remember those videos of the guy. That's like I made a homunculus he's injecting an egg and it grows. It reminds me of that a little bit, but it's just an 11-minute video of this guy just mixing a bunch of shit together. I didn't fully go through it so I don't know what he entire video, but people do think it's this guy because there's other uploads and whatnot. Uh, apparently he matches body type, um, and kind of a view, because you don't get really a good view of the guy's face in the robert helpman videos, yeah, um, but you do get like a general, I don't know like outline look of his face. So people are like, oh, that looks like this guy, but still there's no like bona fide there's no answer like see
Speaker 2the creator hasn't come out and been like yeah, it's an art film, you know that weirds me out, because the fact that my brain immediately went to if there was a serial killer that needed an outlet to like, share what he's done, but not tell anyone that right, there is the way the fuck but it's the way to do it, but it's so scary it's why, though, like yeah, it's very like an art house film and I hope it is that, but it's very art house film.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, like it's it. That's what it screams to me and I don't really think somebody would be stupid enough to like outline their, their killings like that. And I mean we run into that all the time with our args, that we go down fucking ash vlogs was notorious for this shit, um, but it's still.
Speaker 3It's fucking like why yeah, um, another thing that people connected with the elixir guy is because a lot, a lot of the comments that you could find in the robert helpman um videos and a lot of videos that are talking about it are in polish and that's where the and um the the um the guy you just showed the guy that I showed.
Speaker 3I thought it was russian. It might be polish I don't know the language, if I'm being honest. So people are like maybe it's not a russian thing, maybe it's a polish thing. Um, but I, yeah, I I don't know. It's definitely an interesting one.
Speaker 2I stumbled upon this from that weird, that fucking playlist you found, yeah, so for the people out there if you want the best playlist you'll ever have in your life.
Speaker 3Literally just search on YouTube. Old YouTube Horror.
Speaker 2You want me to just link it to the episode.
Speaker 3We could, but just so they know what I'm talking about, in case we forget.
Speaker 2If I forget, and it's not in the episode description.
Speaker 3Mike will tell you Old YouTube horror. There is a thing with 200 videos 199, from Donut Productions and it's called Scary Nostalgia Videos and it is the weirdest fucking shit on there. It's got shit that's commonly known today and it's got some obscure shit. I saw one that's called the Sound of Pl of plastic and it was like a 20 second video and it was just some nonsense that was like yeah right it was just some like tim and eric style, like cutting and editing adult swim type stuff, and it has like 5 000 views and it's just the weirdest fucking thing, but highly recommend digging through I don't like any playlists.
Speaker 2I know, I know I highly recommend digging through that playlist.
Speaker 3I don't like any of the thumbnails that I'm looking at right now. I know I highly recommend digging through that playlist though, because there's just so much weird shit in there Like Pete the Meat Puppet probably is in there Pete the Meat Puppet more than likely.
Speaker 2Why the fuck didn't I do that? Well, you know what we're probably doing multiple videos.
Speaker 3He's a meat puppet, if we're being honest. Um, honestly, that's really all I had. I don't have a huge amount to really talk about on this one, um mostly because I watch through it. I do too, but I will. I also admittedly didn't do like the heavens amount of research that we typically do.
Speaker 4Um, well, it's also kind of a mystery, like there didn't seem to be a lot of information on it. There really isn't, and I I kind of like that, if, of what's going to happen today, we're just not going to know why things are the way they are, but I want to know yeah. I want to believe, but that's the intrigue here.
Speaker 2Well, that's I actually. I've been thinking about that and since we've been doing this show, I think I've realized something about myself is I don't care about things if I know everything about them, Like I just don't just don't.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't know everything about them. Holy shit, yeah, I interested.
Speaker 2I cared a lot more about the glitter conspiracy before, before I knew it all and like now people like if I, I caught myself, like oh my god, we did the super fun episode last week, and like it was all about glitter. And like the first two people, I told that too it was a little exciting. But the third person I'm like you know what we did an episode on glitter. Yeah, okay, here it is, I do it, yeah, but I know everything now.
Speaker 3So I don't know too much eating a payday okay, can you choose me first?
Fascination With YouTuber G Song
Speaker 2it's not like you're driving tink, tink when you hear the clink gross turtles having sex. Jason, I think you're up, I think I might be. Tell me your dumb shit while I open this candy bar wrapper, I did I'm honestly not sure which one to do now, because technically I have three that I could talk about. You know what? If I don't talk about this one.
Speaker 2I'm going to talk kelly about it and kelly is gonna hate that I can't get it go ahead anyway no, bring me back, bring me back okay um, so I I didn't I wasn't really sure like what to what to look for. I tried looking up some old videos that I remember and I did find. Well, I found. I found one of them, and Naomi reminded me of another one that I definitely need to share with the world, especially this fucking podcast, and I'm if I, if we have more time at the end maybe I'll do a second one, but the first one. Normally I like the like the super weird, chaotic, over the top stuff. This is like drastically different stuff. This is like drastically different. I found just a random guy, just some dude, just a guy, just a man, some fucking dude, on youtube. Um, if you search for the name, g song j-i-e, space, s-o-n-g oh, my 9 000 videos.
Speaker 2There are over 9 000 videos this person has uploaded and he has 136 subscribers. That's it um. The ranges on these videos are anywhere from four seconds to like 11 hours. Oh no, I think there's a 12 hour video somewhere didn't fucking watch that yes, um when you first started.
Speaker 3Gotta at it. You've got to be fucking kidding me, dude.
Speaker 2Dude, I see you. Yeah, you found the playlists. I'll get to that First, the first thing that you see when you open up this man's fucking YouTube page. So first off, let's talk about the profile. Was he playing Magic? I think so. Oh no, those aren't.
Speaker 3Man.
Speaker 2No, those are sand, no, no, those aren't man. No, those are sand. No, no, no, no, oh, my God, no, no, he does not. So, first off, the profile picture is a man with sunglasses, holding a piece of lettuce against his lips with a fork. What I mean that's, you know, it's not too weird, that's not too weird. Oh, and then you start looking through his videos and you see Play All. You're like okay, he's been uploading for 10 years.
Speaker 4Yes.
Speaker 2I mean, how do?
Speaker 3you deny him Let me get to it.
Speaker 4Mike's like I'm jumping ahead of you. He's like I'm just going to tell you everything 30 minutes no.
Speaker 2Dude oh is it vertical? That's the nap video, anyway, I watched six hours of this content. I need you to know there's a fuckload. I am not exactly sure what this man does, what he does for a job. He shows his profile on LinkedIn and it says he's like an administrator slash professional and I don't know what that means because that's like a vague way of saying office person.
Speaker 4It's just like a guy, a guy in an office.
Speaker 2Um, there's, there's a lot going on here, there's so much so you get these weird videos of him showing every, almost every video he takes. He starts off by either showing you his analog watch or the like, the very bottom 12 hour.
Speaker 4Yes, there's a 12 hour video there is a 12 hour video.
Speaker 2Yes, uh, oh no, that's the only 11 hour 55 minutes. There's a 12 hour. Um. There is a 12 hour video. Yes, oh no, that's the only 11 hour 55 minutes. There's a 12 hour. There's so many that are 11 hours long. So it almost always starts with him filming like the time and the date or saying the time and date, and he's almost always in a restaurant like a fast food chain, like you can even see it front page. He's an IHOP. Don't know what he's doing in ihop. I've watched a bunch of these videos. Look, he's ihop again.
Speaker 2I hop again there's nine more videos that go that way.
Speaker 4Yeah, all from his same ihop visit okay, and if you like, does he have like an extra battery?
Speaker 2on his camera or something.
Speaker 4He's got three cameras with him at all times there's gotta be some like how does he film all?
Speaker 2he's Dude, he's making shorts, he's got shorts. He's got so many SD cards those things you saw earlier those are SD cards. Those are almost all the SD cards he uses to record and he fills one almost every fucking day. That's why there are over 9,000 videos in 10 years.
Speaker 4I want to know more about this man's like. I know he filmed so much of his life, but I want to know like what he doesn't. What is it that he doesn't film?
Speaker 2I wonder what he does. Oh my God, this has to be. I'm so happy you said that, because what he does put on film includes, like the police arresting him for trespassing. There are three separate videos of him getting arrested at Walmart. There are two videos I found where he set the camera up to show him being detained in his own home. No, mike isn't fully invested. Oh, I know this is Mike's week after this, like 100%.
Speaker 2I love this kind of shit. I fell down this too, because I saw this and I'm like I don't really care.
Speaker 3Look, he just set up a camera.
Speaker 2Just in a random random dudes they're everywhere and there's so many people that are like I don't want you to record me, and he's like okay, and then he just keeps doing it.
Speaker 4Where does he live? Florida, florida, okay okay this is how deep I went, based on.
Speaker 2Based on signs and different, different pieces of text that I found in his videos, I actually found his house. I am not sharing that. I will not share that because he does not need that kind of attention. If people want to check up on him from afar, awesome. I could definitely see this being a channel that a lot of people would be very invested in. Now I will say it is multilingual. About half the videos are in what I assume is either chinese or japanese. Oh my god, 100 sure how did you okay?
Speaker 4how did you find this? Oh my god I need to know because he only has 136 subscribers dude so he also.
Speaker 2No part of the algorithm is gonna pick this up. Well, to be fair, I also.
Speaker 4We didn't say this like. All of the titles of the videos are like it's all the camera, it's all the cameras, it's like. Also didn't say this. All of the titles of the videos are like it's all the camera, it's all the camera. He didn't rename them. It's like P104567 or something.
Speaker 2It's not, and they're not even in the right order. No, they're wildly out of order.
Speaker 4So there's no way to look this up, not at all.
Speaker 2The most this is going to tell us is I could have done this, but I don't care, because it shows what cameras he's using in the mirror. The only thing that's going to tell us is what type of camera he's using and what the resolution the image is in and I don't care.
Speaker 3He's blurred out every license plate, which means he edits all these videos.
Speaker 4Yes, well, some cameras will do that automatically if you have a filter over them. Youtube also might do that.
Speaker 2Yeah, because Google does that for their like um maps and stuff now that you say that, because I thought the same shit that mike did, I'm like wait a minute he has time.
Speaker 4I mean, it's very possible that he also does. But I know that they have like filters and stuff.
Speaker 2I don't think I don't think he has time during the day because the amount of uploads he does makes up for almost 24 fucking hours of each day. If you go through all of these, videos.
Speaker 4Does he just hang out at home?
Speaker 2No, he goes to Walmart. He does like reviews. Oh my god, that's right. It's not of the food. He does not review the food at fast food places.
Speaker 4He reviews things. Oh my god, let me be clear.
Speaker 2Yes, he does review things, but it is not the food at fast food institutions. The most I've seen him comment on are the floor, the ceilings and the windows. Okay, now, before we go any further, I do this is about the time where I had this realization. I do kind of think mental illness is at play here and I do want to mention that just because I don't want anyone like thinking like making fun of this guy or anything like that, because we shouldn't be doing that. What I'm, like, most fascinated about is just the sheer amount of media that this in 10 years, that this man has been able to contribute to the fucking internet and none of it has anything to do with anything.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's just. I'm amazed at how much there is, how, like, what does he do when he's not filming? I just want to know.
Speaker 2Okay, let's take a visit over to his playlists. Let's look at that. That's a whole other thing, because this isn't all his videos oh, it's saved videos and stuff. However, it does include all of his videos, and there's one playlist that has 2500 fucking videos in it. We'll go back up in a second. A lot of these titles are very strange wait what it? Yep, uh, where is it? One video, two video, one, 24, there's all his sd cards. There's a, there's 135 plus whatever.
Speaker 4All that is of him just filming his sd cards I think I love this man, this is incredible, like I, just I don't have this determination for anything I'm trying to see, if I can find where he is called. Funny moment like 45 videos of john denver concert yes and then you get down to where is it.
Speaker 2Where is that? Where is the playlist? Oh, there, that one had 900 no, there's one with 2600 fucking videos in it, and it just there's so many here, and so if you count through all of his uploaded videos, you get over 9 000. Yeah, look, this is. This is the most confusing thing to me next to each other in the playlists, both of which is 55 videos and 89 videos respectively, in two playlists called british military music and american military music, and I don't, I don't understand.
Speaker 4I understand some of this and I didn't.
Speaker 3Yeah, I thought I understood until you started mentioning all these playlists, I thought he was just making a a history of his life that might be part of it, but I also think now you're like what about the british military music?
Speaker 2I think he might be exploring, like American culture and history.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2Which cool, awesome. I'm happy that you're doing that. We don't have a lot. It's mostly terribleness and mayonnaise, but like-.
Speaker 3Here he is getting arrested.
Speaker 2Yes, this is the one at Walmart. Yeah, he's getting trespassed right here. He's got like six more videos at different Walmarts of him being arrested. There's like a bunch of videos of him police showing up to his door and banging on it and him being like hold on one second and he sets a camera up and then goes and answers the door and they arrest the shit out of him.
Speaker 4My fucking God, how did you find this? That's what I want to know, because there's no identifiable way to find this? No, there's nothing.
Speaker 2Everything's stupid, the only way that I found this. So I got a recommendation from Reddit and it reminded me of when we were looking up like those random-ass YouTube ARGs and shit like TriGF and like doing like the WebDriver torso shit and stuff like that. If you search two completely unrelated search terms in youtube, you will get some some of this. You will get the super low subscribers and I was looking through reddit and somebody said he's just posting his fucking shit.
Speaker 2Yes, this is linkedin. Yes, guys, if you guys aren't watching on video, I've got mike just exploring random videos on this channel. So yeah, he's got 9,088 videos, 136 subscribers. Naomi, can you read out the about the description for his channel?
Speaker 4Okay, yeah, November 16th 2017. There are 827 videos now in this playlist or folder titled with surrounding. It is early in the evening at 1836 on November 16th 2017.
Speaker 2That is his channel description, must have removed it. He's not on LinkedIn anymore. I mean, I wonder why.
Speaker 4He has been on YouTube since 2011.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh, he has been on youtube since 2011. Yeah, I, just I again. I don't want to convey any kind of disrespect towards this man whatsoever like at all, I'm purely just interested I know this is fascinating seriously, I'm so happy that you guys think I thought. I thought I was just oh, like hey I know I'm a weirdo, but I thought I was like an uber fucking weirdo.
Speaker 4Well, this is so wild to me, Like I just don't have the patience for anything.
Speaker 2Okay, so we're in playlists, let's look at videos. If I do this and I just go, oh, okay, and you just keep going.
Speaker 4I wanted to see what is most popular video.
Speaker 2Oh, most popular. Yeah, let's see. I think it's one of the most 8,000. It's a nine minute video. The arrest at Walmart was the second.
Speaker 4So this is this, is this is this.
Speaker 2The third. I don't need that. One's one of the most famous videos. That's actually the only video that I found any kind of like paper trail on the internet about he is in Florida. Yes, he's in Florida, he's near Pensacola, but that is all we're going to say. That's it. Okay, mike, cool, because you are about to find out exactly where he is. Is this where he lives? No, oh, not currently. No, that's his old place of residence, god I know way too much about this man.
Speaker 4You don't know so much how the fuck do.
Speaker 3I know about this man. You're just like Jai Song's biggest fan.
Speaker 2See, biggest fan. I didn't. What if we just so here. This is his most famous video. I just watched that one. Yeah, and so this one's. It's all in it's. It's not in english at all and this is a. I think it's him leaving a review somewhere. This guy is big on reviews. He walked into an auto parts store at once and they said, yeah, we're busy, we have to leave your car overnight, and he goes, but I want my car fixed. And he was like I don't understand. I came to the place that fixes cars and you're telling me to wait, and they're like yep. And he's like no. They're like yes, no, they're like yes. What are you talking about? I don't know what. I don't know why this is so popular. He's just showing us his phone and computer. He's turning on mobile hotspots. He's doing great.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, there's so many altercations with his like, I'm assuming, the people he lives with yeah, you see, you see these people all the time oh, you can tell by we're in florida by that guy, that's for sure the mutton chops on him. Look at him. They get so angry at him.
Speaker 2Look at this douche oh yeah, dude, they people get so mad at this guy and like he, I will say he's very stubborn and he's very. I don't even know, man, it's, he's just interesting. He's just interesting, like it's, I fell down a fucking rabbit hole and again, like I just it happens, you're like it's fascinating, like it's it's wild.
Speaker 49000 videos is a lot, especially when they're not like. It's not like their're 22nd video.
Speaker 2No, there's some that are, but most of them are like 5, 10, 15 minutes, and I like then he has 12 hour videos. Right, and there's the 12 hour videos and I don't. That doesn't make sense. Plus, he's got so many like restaurant reviews, but again it's not the food. He shows the food, but then he talks about the ceiling, the walls and the floor. He's like, oh, it's a nice shiny floor and it brings the whole place together and the ceiling it's all one color and that's good. What why?
Speaker 4What metrics are you using here? Mike is fully investigating.
Speaker 2Again. Mike is set for the year. He's just going to watch. He's going to check out this. Mike is set for the year.
Speaker 3He's just gonna watch this man.
Speaker 2This is fucking nuts dude here's the reason they broke a TV.
Speaker 3Yeah, he just straight up broke a TV he's kind of an ass.
Speaker 2Again, I don't want to disparage against the mentally disabled.
Speaker 3but that wasn't like that a minute ago.
Speaker 2Yeah, he's prone to tantrum, like he gets angry at people a lot.
Speaker 3You'll learn so much doing this, but I I don't know if learning is the word I'd use.
Speaker 2Learning is not the word to use. You will be absorbing.
Speaker 3My brain only has so much storage.
Speaker 2You're about to replace baby.
Speaker 3CPR with G-Song Sorry, Amelia's birthday.
Speaker 2I'm worried about G-Song. I gotta watch this man. Well, I don't really know what else to say about this. The only other thing I do want to ask is everybody's opinion on what the fuck you think is going on here. Oh, if we do want some further reading, you can go into that document and click on those three videos, and those three videos are probably the three most wild videos in the playlist. If you want to, that's 100 up to you, though. Hi, like what? What is this man doing?
Speaker 3can you imagine hi welcome to part 102 on Jisung Jisung.
Speaker 2Jisung's life.
Speaker 3That would take forever for someone to cover.
Speaker 2There's so many videos from every day.
Speaker 3I wonder if you're the first person to talk about him on YouTube.
Speaker 2I might be.
Speaker 4I don't know.
Speaker 2Someone mentioned it on Reddit, saying they found this a while ago and they were like whatever, it was weird, but they didn't care.
Speaker 4That's the only comment I've seen about this, and now we're here, we're talking about it.
Speaker 2This is like my new TV show. When's the next season come out? What's G-Song doing?
Speaker 3No one has mentioned this man. You are the first to mention this man.
Speaker 2Awesome, I gotta be known for something I hope.
Speaker 3I don't like the implication are you a middle aged Asian man, jason? What?
Speaker 4are you implying I'm implying that you're the first person to talk about him?
Speaker 2oh, not that I am him no, I mean have you ever seen me and him the same? I haven't seen you film 9000 videos 200 videos a day, like what have we done the math on that. He's been on YouTube since 2011 let's do it real quick, because we're here and Mike hates math well, if it's 11 years, can't?
Speaker 3no? No, it's a little under 900 because it's around 800 a year 90,000.
Speaker 2It's around 800 a year.
Speaker 3I want to90,000? It's around $800 a year.
Speaker 4I want to know how much a day, though, so figure that out.
Speaker 3Because it would be $900 a day if it was over 10 years. Because 9 times 10.
Speaker 2Two and a half videos every day.
Speaker 3That's my boy. Every fucking day.
Speaker 4For almost 13 years. No breaks For 13,. Almost 13 years.
Speaker 3No breaks.
Speaker 4For almost 13 fucking.
Speaker 3that is insane God well, he's a content farmer. Maybe that's what it is he's just making content.
Speaker 4He's just making content, yeah Fuck. Well, that kind of goes into what I was talking. I was going to talk about was content farming.
Speaker 2I also hate that all we've been talking about for the past four weeks has been AI and how the internet's not real and how everything is fake.
Strange Online Content Trends
Speaker 4And now here's G-Song or whatever it is. Well, now we have I just went down a bit of a rabbit hole Not just content farming, but obituary pirates. What Yar? No, straight up. So this is what you this is what you? Yeah, I did not find a singular video about this, but in my search of, like a fun thing to talk about, it was either this or like how, this man who uploads videos of toilets flushing just regular toilets, which we could also go into, let's go up I'm sorry.
Speaker 2Did you say the obituary farm like farming?
Speaker 4like. So what people do? It's a type of content farming. They go through, they have these people have bots who go through obituary sites and find people's names and their obituaries and post them on youtube. But they'll take a video of like their face but it'll be like this person's name, like if you like. Someone said they went to go look up their like old high school friend who had passed recently their name and then they found like youtube videos of just like and they're called obituary pirates okay what are they doing with the faces?
Speaker 2yeah, is the purpose to like make people not be able to find.
Speaker 4Well, I'm thinking like I'm thinking just like clicks on their videos, but the videos are just like of men usually just walking with like them just filming themselves, like I couldn't find a singular video that didn't also have like somebody's name on it too.
Speaker 2Oh, so they're literally including obituaries places that they shouldn't be just for like clicks yes. What the fuck.
Speaker 4And then I got. I knew about, I've known about content farming forever, but then I found the channel Troom Troom, troom, troom.
Speaker 2Troom, troom.
Speaker 4Yes. What does that mean If you look In English please? Oh well, look it up. We have to look it up because it's a content farming channel that I think is out of Eastern Europe.
Speaker 2Is it T-O-O-M?
Speaker 4T-R-O-O-M. Troom Troom, troom Troom. I guess I had heard of them before, but like I really went on in like a investigation of this channel, so not if you go to like I have heard of this one if you go to like their yes, their popular videos, it's just like nine hacks to like prank your school friends I watched these with laurie once because I was like what is this and it's? But now but their youtube shorts are so strange now and they just I mean they just upload thousands of.
Speaker 2Is this just ai shit?
Speaker 3well, it's not ai shit, but it's just content for them. They just put out shit to put out shit and it's ridiculous they put out like it.
Speaker 4Have you heard of five minute crafts?
Speaker 2uh, is it crash to take five minutes?
Speaker 4it's to, but they take the most ridiculous way to get there. So they're like oh, you want to like. If you lose, if your shirt's messy, you can just draw a map around the stain on your shirt. So, like, it'll be fine, like, it's like. It doesn't make any sense. But they just want people to click on the videos. That one I think I learned as a foot fet fetish video like because they put feet and everything. But this is just like. I don't want to get views. I uh, it used to not be. What is it? Oh what, it's straight up. But like, it's just like. But all of their videos are usually about like, being in the classroom and pranking your friends, but their youtube shorts are I watched a uh, an interview by someone who they are an actor who acts in those weird like Tomska covers.
Speaker 3You know those weird mobile games where you get the ads oh yeah, that make no fucking sense. Yeah, so online you'll find a bunch of them where it's mobile games from people that the ads don't make sense. They got real people in them and, um like, you'll find one from like fucking I don't, I don't know, crush the crush, the apple, the game or whatever, and it'll be like people just like doing weird bits and skits. And in one of these tomska covers it, because they steal one of tomska's old bits and they do it in the commercial oh and so he talks to, um, a person who's like oh yeah, like I have an acting career, I just act in these.
Speaker 3They make up the script in like half an hour. Mostly it's ai generated, sometimes it's not, you know, it's just some weird shit. And, um I I went down a rabbit hole there and I found someone who acts in these like trum, trum, yeah, videos, and they're like yeah, a lot of it's just like ai generated slop or it's just like they just come up to us with props and they're like this is what you're gonna do, just do this, and they give us like 300 bucks for the day and I walk away with a check and it like it's.
Speaker 4It's been around for like 10 years, so I don't think it used to be like but, like here's jason, you can just here.
Speaker 2Here's a video it sounds, it doesn't look like, no, it does it does.
Speaker 3They do talk, but like this is it's a lot of times it's weird language too.
Speaker 2It's not even talking I can't imagine anything they'd be saying right now.
Speaker 4It'd be helpful, they're giant candy versus miniature candy, funny pranks, and it's it, like it doesn't make any sense no it's just like, and they post like they used. I don't know if they still. That was the whole fucking thing.
Speaker 3Yeah, wait oh, no, oh, it's just, that was the intro here.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, they show you okay a lot of it too.
Speaker 3It's not even that it's like, um, the worst part is a lot of it. It's not even that it's like content farming.
Speaker 4I mean it is it technically is their their main like um uh uh.
Speaker 3Their main like age bracket that they're trying to get at is like young children. Yeah, no, it's ridiculous, it's goofy, gacky, random, lol, colorful things, so like people are sitting like children in front of these to watch them, because the children crack up.
Speaker 4They've really had to crack down on YouTube kids because it just has all this.
Speaker 3Troom. Troom is on YouTube, kids and shit because of that, yeah.
Speaker 2I mean, I can see why they would, especially with this stuff. It's bright colors, it's just happy themes. It doesn't make sense. It makes no fucking sense.
Speaker 4It doesn't make sense at all. But that was just it really, and I had kind of known about this, but not to the extent of what I ended up-. Funny pranks Finding, but it's just like anything. That's like bro, but I stop pranking me. I don't know anything about.
Speaker 2I don't know anything about like scps, but I was reading that a lot of them is a lot of ai stuff now, like this could be this I would classify this as an scp yeah, there are 23 million subscribers to this channel yeah, and they I mean 2.7 000 videos. Still not even a third of what fucking G-Song uploaded. I think 5-Minute Crafts might be the bigger channel.
Speaker 4They have 80 million subscribers. Fuck, it's all just gobbledygook.
Speaker 2You're getting right-clicked.
Speaker 4I realized that I don't know why. I thought that my computer does, and they're crafts that don't make a lick of sense.
Speaker 3If you take this stamp and rub it on a Q-tip I don't know why I thought that my computer does, and there are crafts that don't make a lick of sense here. Let's, if you take this stamp and rub it on a. Q-tip.
Speaker 2I just keep doing it. I'm just going to keep touching it. Wait, no, I saw the one I want. Nope, that's not the one I want. Which one?
Baffling Balloon Hacks and Rants
Speaker 3do you want. This is invigorating for me.
Speaker 2Good, the toothpaste one. These are like all over 16 hacks that work. Look at the balloon. Look at it working. These were all over Facebook. You put the balloon over a toilet paper roll. Okay.
Speaker 3I'm following, so I don't know what we're making, but I'm following. You won't, you pull it back and it's like an air cannon for confetti.
Speaker 4Oh, okay, so it's like a popper.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm. See that one makes a little you just told me how to design something that will ruin my house.
Speaker 4Yes.
Speaker 2What is?
Speaker 4They're sticking toothpaste in a balloon and tying it.
Speaker 3Yeah, because then you poke a hole in the bottom.
Speaker 4How do you? Oh, it's an anti-stress ball. It's a stress ball. See like why that's toothpaste.
Speaker 2Toothpaste costs more than stress balls. No.
Speaker 4Just saying this part of the internet is fascinating to me because it's wild. What gets people to click on videos?
Speaker 2Are they making a basketball right now?
Speaker 4They did just make a basketball.
Speaker 3Are you fucking kidding?
Speaker 4me? Have you watched them make clothes before they take boxers and make it into a bra? That was fun.
Speaker 2Before, after oh, we're a podcast. It's got tape on it.
Speaker 4Okay, they're putting balloon into a jar of pasta to seal it to be a lid of a jar. That doesn't see these are balloon hacks, okay, that jar that they just used came with the lid see you're understanding the question why. Why does?
Speaker 2this exist.
Speaker 4Look, look, no, no jason, it's a coaster.
Speaker 3It's a coaster, you idiot. That's how you make a coaster.
Speaker 4They have broken Jason.
Speaker 2Look, use the balloon as a sponge, Jason. This fucking channel makes me so angry.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's what it does. They'll use it as a sink Ready.
Speaker 2You had one of those before you put the fucking. I'm so mad at this channel.
Speaker 3I've seen this exact video.
Speaker 4This has 181 million views, and.
Speaker 2I'm sure there's at least 50 million of those people that were like, oh, this is fucking helpful.
Speaker 4Yeah, no, I can't Assholes, Sorry. I'm getting real heated about this, let's do one more.
Speaker 3I'm ashamed with how many of these I've actually seen, because I was flabbergasted by what I was looking at.
Speaker 4No, it's so interesting. I'm surprised I haven't seen any feet, sponge and pepper. Most of these are like, really filled with feet. They made a pepper into a little pot for a flower. Here you go. Buddy. Jason is losing his mind right now. He literally why.
Speaker 3Because that pepper's gonna mold that pepper's gonna go bad.
Speaker 2Pots don't go bad. That's why we put it in fucking clay.
Speaker 4Because it doesn't mold Exactly. See, you're understanding. Like I said, you're understanding the problem.
Speaker 2Oh good, we're going to put zucchini in a fucking bag with soil, with dirt. Oh, cut it in half and just put it right in there. Scoop, just season the dirt, hold on. This is what happens.
Speaker 4This is why we don't look.
Speaker 3Throw some anchovies in there, guys, it just grows, just like that. What?
Speaker 2is the point of the fish? Look at the cucumber. They came out like little dicks.
Speaker 3Yeah, dude, you get cucumbers that way With fish.
Speaker 2Yeah, soil plus fish equals cucumbers.
Speaker 4Yeah, look at this guy Look at this fucker. Oh, here's a pine cone. We're doing some pine cone hacks.
Speaker 2Putting some palm fronds in a pine cone.
Speaker 3This must be great for the audio platform.
Speaker 2Yeah right, yeah, no this is yeah, yeah, we'll, we'll link. I we'll link everything we're talking about in our look it's growing, for sure, but this is, this is a collection of those fucking videos that takes a problem that doesn't exist and says here's a solution exactly, and that's they get clicks and they get money like 80 fucking million subscribers Look up the AdSense for this.
Speaker 4Oh God.
Speaker 3They're making money.
Speaker 4That's what I mean.
Speaker 3You can probably go to Social Blade. They'll probably tell you there. They make bank Social Blade. I don't know if they'll tell you their money.
Speaker 4It'll tell you about a general amount of how much they're making. Ooh, buddy, they're the seventh, they're the first how-to rank. They're the seventh in the country, just channel.
Speaker 2Yeah, they make, wow between $20,000 and $320,000 a month.
Speaker 4And yearly, Wow what a gap Yearly is?
Speaker 2It's probably somewhere in the middle of that, a million dollars a month or a million dollars a year, probably where they're at.
Speaker 4Just for that For what you watched for things that make me very angry, and this is what's, and this is what's happening with the obituary pirates. It's not nearly to the extent of this, but it's like a phenomenon. These people are just like taking these private names and they're like just games and they're like just putting them on youtube for clicks.
Speaker 4It is insane to me why still and I still can't believe I had so angry one time 27 billion yes video, yes, yes billion. And this is just on youtube. This isn't including facebook, which is really.
Speaker 3It was really popping on the facebook.
Speaker 2Yeah, like so that's probably double that, holy shit, and that still only gets them an A Fucking slackers, and this is my favorite Five Minute Crafts.
Speaker 4Go to Walmart and order now what?
Speaker 2are we ordering.
Speaker 4What does that mean? They don't have supplies.
Speaker 3They might, they might in certain. Wait, what's Water?
Speaker 2bottle kit.
Speaker 4They do have supplies, rock hunting. They do like you can buy rocks at walmart. Now, I'm sorry I just like.
Speaker 2I I straight up just went down this full rabbit hole. I've heard, sorry glow-in-the-dark rock hunting.
Speaker 4Thank you, there you go because we need to see them what I'm. His brain is broken, jason has broken.
Speaker 2I'm just so angry, doesn't it?
Speaker 4frustrate you that like we could just do that.
Speaker 3Yes, that's why it's annoying, like if you make like, you make a call to be a shit person and I'm so angry, I'm just so angry. Doesn't it frustrate you?
Speaker 4that we could just do that.
Speaker 2Yes, that's why it's annoying If I want to be a shit person and be like I'm going to fucking rot people's brains for a living and make $3 million.
Speaker 3If you stick this crayon up your nose, a rose petal will grow.
Speaker 2Deluty season two we're going to fucking misinformation everywhere.
Speaker 3We're going to tell you how to grow teeth. We already do that. We did look under the internet and it wasn't pretty and we didn't appreciate it. You know what?
Speaker 2else isn't good. Do you guys have a round for another video each, or are we done?
Speaker 4I have nothing else to give. If you have something. Do you want to talk about Pete the Meat?
Speaker 2Puppet. Are we at our threshold or do we want to talk some rubber Johnny and some Pete the Meat Puppet?
Speaker 4You can go on about Pete the Meat if you want. I also had a thing that I found that wasn't necessarily like a weird YouTube thing, but like have you guys watched that Sizzler commercial that came out in the 90s?
Speaker 2No, why does that sound familiar?
Speaker 4It is a five minute Sizzler commercial. Sizzler was is a restaurant. I don't know if they're still around. It is the most American propaganda thing I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2Is this the one? Oh no, that's 30 seconds, Never mind Five minutes 1991.
Speaker 4Oh.
Speaker 2I'll look it up. Keep talking.
Speaker 4Yeah, someone said it. They're like this is probably what you see at the end of the final rank of Scientology, oh my, God.
Speaker 2So the final boss is the sizzler manager. I could not have sound but like, okay, it already doesn't make any I can't believe it.
Speaker 4There is a four-year-old playing baseball and there is a song that goes along with it, just talking about freedom and america, but it's sizzler was.
Speaker 3Freedom isn't free genuinely. That's not far off.
Speaker 4I watched this this morning and I'm like I don't know I need somebody else to watch this, because it like why do they make a five minute commercial?
Speaker 3hey, timmy, you want to go to sizzler for dinner, so this is a food restaurant and they're playing baseball this is I so first impressions.
Speaker 2Just looking at this, this reminds me of a hey, we're gonna promote the nuclear family here yeah, oh, it's very, it's very much got that energy, that like.
Speaker 3Nuclear, oh it's so. Nuclear.
Speaker 4It's so nuclear.
Speaker 3Nuclear, god damn it. What happened Nuclear?
Speaker 2Geek energy. It's got that nuclear energy.
Speaker 4Oh, thank you, Nuclear.
Speaker 3Thank you, Mike's broken that nuclear oh thank you, nuclear.
Discussion of Pete the Meat Puppet
Speaker 4Thank you, mike's broken as well, I think. I think I think that I've collectively broken both of them yeah, I'm going to, I'm not going to watch this whole fucking commercial when I get home. Yes, I need it. I just who the hell five minute? I don't need to. This is not something that like is worth talking about, but it is very. I just want everyone to watch it because I couldn't believe it um.
Speaker 2Are you hooked up through bluetooth mic or is that me?
Speaker 3I don't, I'm not hooked up to nothing. Why?
Speaker 2because I have a video that we have.
Speaker 3Two videos are you gonna talk about pete the meat puppet?
Speaker 2I can talk about pete, or I could talk about rubber johnny do pete the meat puppet.
Speaker 3He's me puppet.
Speaker 2Okay, I will do pete the meat puppet and I. I know that Kelly doesn't listen to us, but if she does, and she does hear this one, she is going to be so fucking happy because she loves this video.
Speaker 3Can we get away with playing the audio?
Speaker 2I don't see it. It's a YouTube video.
Speaker 3Copyright is a thing, though.
Speaker 2But we're talking about it.
Speaker 4Yeah, a lot of people react to things.
Speaker 2It's the same thing.
Speaker 3We're literally, we are, we are using it for an illustrative point like this is what we're talking about here it's like we're trying to make money off the fact that they made a thing. We'll see if the lawyers agree they will.
Speaker 4I'll tell them this episode is just all over the place.
Speaker 3I'll email them. Legal zoom. I still have that free half hour session.
Speaker 2We still have to fucking schedule that anyway. Um, okay, yeah, sorry, I'm looking at it. I still have that free half hour session. We still have to fucking schedule that, anyway, okay, yeah, pete the Meebo, sorry, I'm looking at it. I don't have it pulled up because I wasn't ready. I'm sure I'll make this sound fine. Who? Knows Cool. So I found this. I think this is over COVID. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4This is a long time ago. Wait, wait, wait, wait what I re-found it over okay, because I was like I found it.
Speaker 2We used to watch this like 10 years ago. Yeah, this is like a. This is when did I? I don't remember when, no, when I no genuine.
Speaker 4It's probably when I first met you that we, like you, sat and watched a bunch of weird shit yeah, it was it had to be it had to have been and it probably was. So it's probably been like 10 years since I've watched this. Honestly, oh god, I did not rediscover this, but I saw. I saw someone's talk about it the other day it's horrendous, but okay.
Speaker 2Um, so, pete the meat puppet. I don't, I don't know anything about it, it's just a staple in my past. Um, it's a very strange oh wow, okay yeah, oh wow, oh wow. This is more graphic than I thought no, it's, it's so disturbing I'm watching the meat part. Never mind, they're making his cock right now thank you you're so welcome. Thank you, pete.
Speaker 3Thank you, pete, for your sacrifice is that the meat in the meat puppet probably there's the pete in the meat puppet.
Speaker 2It's his Peter, his Peter, his.
Speaker 4Peter.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 4Peter, all right.
Speaker 2I have this pulled up. I'm going to turn up the volume and everybody. I am so sorry for this. How long is?
Speaker 4it? Why is this not coming out? Isn't there like? Isn't like one half less weird than the other? Doesn't it get the last?
Speaker 2half is not that weird, less weird than the other.
Speaker 4Doesn't it the? Last half is not that weird.
Speaker 2I mean it's all fucking weird, but the first half is just kind of jarring as to what's happening.
Speaker 4It's been a long time I haven't watched it. It's a good song, though.
Speaker 2It's very catchy, you guys, you'll hear it. Here we go. This is Pete the Meat Puppet everybody.
Speaker 3I love it. It's great Very. Very, this was. You were singing this in the Nards, oh God.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, oh, my that's right, oh, my that's right. Okay, what?
Speaker 4Out of beef. Out of beef.
Speaker 1Face out of bacon. It's thick. I need everyone to know that the visuals going along with this are horrendous.
Speaker 2Be a good boy, beat and find that meaning of life so this is literally just a black and white music video of a meat puppet, terrifying child named pete the meat puppet um. This was posted 15 years ago by the channel diesel um and it has over three million views. It also I mean, I listen to it at least once a week in my own head because it's just stuck there for fucking ever. And it's all about this lady that that worked at the butcher. Uh, at the butcher, she made a child out of meat because she was lonely. It's beef Pinocchio. It's beef Pinocchio. At one point they show somebody like sculpting, like his dick and like a bunch of other stuff, and she builds it grows when he tells lies maybe.
Speaker 2I hope that the basis of this was not beef Pinocchio beef Pinocchio Beef.
Speaker 3Pinocchio.
Speaker 2That's not safe.
Speaker 3It's 97% lean meat puppet 95% lean beef Pinocchio.
Speaker 2Lean beef Pinocchio. By the way, this video with this music to it is three and a half minutes long.
Speaker 4I could never.
Speaker 2Sorry four minutes long.
Speaker 4It's just so unsettling.
Speaker 2I have no idea. Okay, so the top comment oh, my fucking god Says I cleaned out urinals. My manager said hey, kid, I like your style. Okay, you and me both the fuck. On the meat puppet Mike is so done with this.
Speaker 3He's so done with this. Yeah, he's over it with this episode can I go ahead and give a big old uh. Go to delugecom or delugepodcom, whatever your choice is. Either one don't matter, any other uh links that lead to delugecom.
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Speaker 3My boy is doing shit for like rings of saturn and he does stuff for like fucking slipknot literally tortilla man is like reacting to his shit oh yeah, I did see that.
Speaker 4I'm waiting for the day that Sean.
Speaker 2Crahan is like hey, would you just come shoot for our fucking next art project? And now he's just made of gold yep, um liquid death.
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Speaker 3Go to any of his videos and comment. Deluty sent me. Hell yeah and get this man going.
Speaker 2That, hell yeah. And uh, get this man going, yeah, that'd be amazing. Hell yeah, get this man paid.
Speaker 3Yeah, fuck yeah, he spends enough of his life uploading to fucking youtube j-i-e-s-o-n-g jay song. Um uh, jason, what do you gotta say to people?
Speaker 2I I'd say, stay paranoid. But, like after, my brain is mush guys, I like the, the things that I, that I've been through this past week and the things that these two dropped on me today. I'm like I don't know what's real anymore.
Speaker 3Us. You dropped 9,000 videos on me.
Speaker 2You dropped our song on us. There's also that, and you also.
Speaker 4I think what your brain is being taken up by is information about him. You know you're like that's weird.
Speaker 2That and also anger about those fucking videos.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's terrible.
Speaker 2Like, oh, you could do this and I'm like, yeah, if you want to be real hard about it. You fucking asshole. Why is beefpinocchioai $200?
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Speaker 3Naomi, what do you got to say to the people?
Speaker 4Follow us on social media for all my sweet memes.
Speaker 3No, you're just consulting what you don't post. I post them remember.
Speaker 2She's plugging her own service. No, she's plugging her services, no, mike doesn't post memes.
Speaker 4No, she's plugging her services. No, mike doesn't post memes, I post memes. I made deludy tubbies. You're a consultant.
Speaker 3Right, she still made them. We can consult people. Okay, right, right.
Speaker 4I don't know how a consultant works. What are?
Speaker 3you talking about? Do consultants not just give advice? I thought that's what a consultant was. They provide material.
Speaker 2Here, here, let me be your social media manager.
Speaker 4I I thought, that's what a consultant is they also provide material here here, here, Cool, I didn't know that. Let me be your social media manager. I manage. No, no, no.
Speaker 3Social media management slash consultant. Also, why are you talking like?
Speaker 4I'm committing a crime.
Speaker 3Because we're about to commit a crime.
Speaker 4I work hard.
Speaker 3I thought we weren't allowed to have employees.
Confusion and Incoherence in Conversation
Speaker 2Okay, I can tell you all about that. You're not getting paid for this. None of the two people that are listening to us right now will want to hear about that.
Speaker 3I don't know how any of this works. I'm scared.
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Speaker 2To see Naomi's stuff. My brain is mush too where we explain things to Mike great and Beef Pinocchio to Doug and Matt Beef. Pinocchio, we have to oh god, I have to explain that to them now anyway, everybody.
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Speaker 2Pinocchio, actually I'm going to send this to Matt and be like hey, make sure this attaches, can you buy this anyway? Love you all lots your name Pinocchio? Yeah, I mean actually.
Speaker 3I'm gonna send this to Matt Be like hey, maybe this attaches. Can you buy this?
Speaker 2Anyway, love you all lots your name at beef Pinocchiocom. I think should be our fucking email.
Speaker 3Have a. Have a wonderful rest of your day.
Speaker 2I'm gonna keep dealing with this. Go, I got some shit.
