Don't Look Under the Internet
Don't Look Under the Internet
Navigating the Digital Underbrush: We Looked Under the Internet...
Embark on an offbeat odyssey through the digital underbrush with us, where anime tunes and yearnings for Dragon Ball GT abridgments playfully intertwine with the quirky knowledge of Naomi, our social media guru. We'll meander through a wonderland of oddities, from the delightful to the macabre, sharing stories sparked by our patrons' inventive usernames and unwinding the humor that binds us together in internet camaraderie. Prepare for chuckles and nods of agreement as we traverse the landscape of the viral, the eerie, and the undeniably captivating.
This week, Mike, Jason, and Naomi share the weirdness they found online. Let me tell you, it's not what we expected. A channel with 136 subs, a serial killer's confessions, obituary pirates, and Pete the Meat Puppet are waiting for you! Come explore this terrible set of media!
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Speaker 4:Anime music artist an anime music artist that's a whole thing. But like why did you say anime music artist?
Speaker 2:because the the thing he was just singing sounded exactly like the intro to an anime no, that's fine, I just the term music artist was what?
Speaker 3:I was, I have had.
Speaker 2:I don't know if it's an anime band. I don't know if that's correct either A musician.
Speaker 3:I have had the Dragon Ball GT intro song stuck in my head Because Team Four Star is doing a commentary of Dragon Ball GT. Now. They're not doing a dub over, they're not doing the whole bridge thing.
Speaker 2:I just want them to finish the entirety of the Buu saga.
Speaker 3:They can't, I just want them to finish the entirety of the Boo saga.
Speaker 2:They can't. They did the snippets, they did the snippets, which is fun.
Speaker 3:At least they were able to do that. It's sad because, like, did you watch their like goodbye video and they're like we can't handle the lawsuits anymore. We're like, oh no.
Speaker 2:That's fair.
Speaker 3:Anyway, don't look it up on the internet. That's us Internet Horror Comedy Podcast.
Speaker 2:Come this way. Okay, you're stupid.
Speaker 3:That's Jason. Hello, you're stupid, that's Doug.
Speaker 4:Hello, I'm Doug. Doug looked great today.
Speaker 3:Oh look, it's also Moot.
Speaker 4:Hey Matt, what's up, buddy, oh?
Speaker 3:I thought you were gonna do something, but uh, we tricked you guys. It's not doug, it's actually naomi, our social media consultant consultant.
Speaker 4:Consultant guru, if you will guru, guru guru I hope you like all my memes. They're pretty fun I do what.
Speaker 3:What the fuck was the reggie rock thing?
Speaker 4:have you not seen the reggie rock?
Speaker 3:no, I'm not on tiktok.
Speaker 4:I don't know what that was so there's just this account literally will just like edit videos. What's what's that? One video of like miranda cosgrove where she talks about her like her favorite swear word.
Speaker 3:What's your favorite word?
Speaker 4:I don't know it's just, it's like reggie probably rock. It's like Reggie Probably rock, reggie rock. And now it's Reggie rock, cunty, reggie rock with a handbag, and they put eyelashes on Reggie rock. It's the whole thing.
Speaker 3:You know what? I'm fucking here for it, dude, Speaking of cunty. I like it Speaking of cunty. I'm going to hit us with a good old fashioned diluity Clap Above your head First and foremost. Again, naomi's here. She's subbing in for Doug and Matt because she's worth at least two. You know what they say two Naomi's in the bush is worth one moot in the fern.
Speaker 4:Doug plus Matt equals Naomi, but I am Doug.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but Matt plus Doug is Naomi, so you're like 90% Doug, but you got that 10% of the You're 10% moot, 20% Doug, 15% concentrated power, 5% pleasure. What is that?
Speaker 4:SpongeBob thing, it's 99% kelp, or what.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah it's 98% kelp, 2% evil, 99% hot gas. Yeah, that's it. I couldn't remember what it was. I fumbled my way through that shit. Anyway, we have a couple patrons and website people that I want to shout out here. So, first and foremost, we have on Patreon Naomi, you get to play the game with us.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I get to play. Is your name stupid or not?
Speaker 3:Yeah, is stupid name, bad name. We have Platinum Ace.
Speaker 2:Plat Ace, platinum, ace Sounds like a race car driver. It's like Speed Racer's douchey older brother.
Speaker 4:Or just his cousin, as long as he's douchey.
Speaker 3:So are we thinking it's okay?
Speaker 2:It's fine Right down the middle, I think.
Speaker 3:We have the chicken that didn't cross the road, the chicken that didn't cross the road.
Speaker 4:Was it like the chicken's friend? The other one did cross the road and that's the chicken that didn't cross the road. Was it like the chicken's?
Speaker 2:friend. The other one did cross the road and that one was just left behind. Or did he watch his friend get?
Speaker 3:the chicken that did not cross the road.
Speaker 2:I think we're just we're analyzing this too much. Good name chicken, not road chicken is that the new netflix?
Speaker 3:is it chicken?
Speaker 4:is chicken? Is chicken or road?
Speaker 3:or road, and then we have holy fucking shit, mike, you're not fucking real yeah, yeah 10 out of 10. That's great, perfect 100 correct but who am I?
Speaker 2:did you're not, mike?
Speaker 3:we also have are you?
Speaker 4:are you moot I?
Speaker 1:don't know, we're all, I think we're all a little bit. Yeah, we're all a little moot. I think we're all a little moot.
Speaker 3:We're all a little moot when we all have more than just half a brain cell that fires. We are mad because we're using our smartest capability, and when we're even the slightest bit of smart, we're the worst mad.
Speaker 2:We're like Matt, who just woke up after an hour nap, after not sleeping for like a week binge drinking yeah, binge drinking.
Speaker 3:Wake up from a power nap, matt yeah, uh, we also have black marians, black marians, black marians, black marians, oh black marians. That's all we have.
Speaker 2:Strong fucking work, guys. Thank you so, so, so much for coming out and supporting us. Yeah, we appreciate it.
Speaker 3:Like we said last weekend, we got all of our money pretty much ready to go from Deludathon. Everything is pretty much wrapped up. We just have to get the actual merch delivered to us so we do some special stuff with it to the people that won that merch. We haven't forgotten about you guys, but YouTube pretty much just confirmed that we can have the money. So that is currently on its way to us now. So we are going to be making that donation Honestly around maybe time this drops, maybe a week after.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm hoping within the next week or two.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but it just took a while again. We, we benched it briefly last week. Youtube literally was like hey, uh, you want your money, hurry up, I'm gonna have to wait a month and we're like, all right, cool, cool, cool, no doubt a whole month yeah, and then they took 30 of it because youtube.
Speaker 2:So um, don't worry, we're we're paying for that, yeah, we, we, we get.
Speaker 3:We have our own money that we're pumping into that. That's shitty. Yeah, so all that is being taken care of. Deludathon is basically wrapped up to where we will be sending the money out, sending the merch out.
Speaker 2:I got all the shirts ready you just have to hit print.
Speaker 3:Yep, that's it, yeah, and we're going to be good to go. So thank you for bearing with us, being patient with us everybody. I know it's been kind of a long thing, and thanks again for hopping in and being a part of that, but it's about to come to full close hell fucking yeah, um now. We gotta start planning next year you gotta start next year and I bet it's gonna be weird. It's gonna be very weird, almost like what we're talking about today.
Speaker 4:What are we gonna be weird?
Speaker 3:that's the question and there's no answer really to that question, except what we want to make of it. The question that is the answer is what do we want to make of this chicken road? So, with naomi on, we decided, hey, we're just gonna have fun with it. We have a couple of goofy gals, um, and we do some creepy shit, some some scary, spooky stuff on YouTube.
Speaker 2:Creepy passes, this is just going to call any of what we're talking about today Scary. No, Mike said mine, mine's pretty mine.
Speaker 3:I discovered this and I was actually shocked. We have not talked about this yet.
Speaker 4:So, I'm excited. It's not creepy but it's distressing.
Speaker 2:I figured yours would be uncomfortable. Yeah, it would be a good word to put towards that.
Speaker 4:Well, there's also the dumb part, and then the uncomfortable part.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dumb and comfortable, dumb comfortable, dumb comfortable. It's another it's another, just fun. What did we find? Episode? We should come up with a name.
Speaker 2:Should episode we should come up with a name. Should we just call this like fucking?
Speaker 3:um, looked under the internet show and tell. So on that note, we, we each did some homework, we each did some math. Oh no, it's Waluigi De Lu. Du E G Waluigi so on that note, we each did some homework, we each did some math, we each failed at that math and we came up with some fun things to talk to each other about. Boys and girls. Who wants to?
Speaker 2:go first, all ages.
Speaker 3:I do not care. I would like to not go first. Would you like me to start?
Speaker 2:it off. Since I'm on this side of the table, might, I would like to not go first. Would you like me to start it off, since I'm on this side of the table?
Speaker 3:Might as well, you're already talking, okay, so Clink a dink bitch.
Speaker 2:Okay, wow. In honor of. Matt. He's not here, so we're drinking some of his stuff.
Speaker 3:This became. My stuff. This became my stuff too, as he shudders Only because, like, I usually mix it and I haven't had a 50. I haven't had a 50 down my throat. No, what are we drinking? There's a bottle here and it's empty. Yeah, I just put some 50 every willie down my throat mike's got 50 in his throat yeah, 50 of evan williams is in my throat.
Speaker 3:Um, that's what we're drinking. Is evan williams, naomi? Did you bring a alcohol or anything? No, I, 50% of Evan Williams is in my throat. That's what we're drinking. Is Evan Williams, naomi? Did you bring alcohol or anything?
Speaker 4:No, I just have Werder.
Speaker 3:Werder, werder, that's fine Hydration. So here's what I'm talking about today. So in my discoveries, I came across a YouTube channel named Robert Helpman.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:I'm so excited. Okay, this stuff came out about eight years ago. It's 10 episodes and they're all about 45 seconds to a minute long, some go I want to say one goes maybe like a minute and a half. Like they're very short and it's only 10 of them. This is why I'm surprised we didn't talk about it. So this is a little bit of a visual thing. I'm going to talk about it. So this is a little bit of a visual, visual thing I'm going to talk about not every episode, obviously, but I'm going to talk about a broad spectrum of what this still so if you go to robert helpman and that's uh helpman like h-e-l-p, and then man with two ends at the end.
Speaker 3:This is what it is, what? So?
Speaker 4:it's about a corpse named daisy, and uh, wait, I I found this in my my searching and I just I couldn't I. It creeped me out too much to do it, but I did read about this.
Speaker 3:So it's about a corpse named daisy and in each of these videos they again. They're about a minute long. Each of these videos is just this corpse, just sitting in one position. It does not move, and you'll get like reversed audio, um, or, and you'll get reversed audio that comes in, or like creepy music that's playing. Like in the first, one of the first most popular uploads from this one, daisy and Friends. It's just this corpse in a body bag, not even a body bag.
Speaker 2:It's in like a trash bag. Yeah, it looks like a duct tape trash bag.
Speaker 3:Yes, it is sitting on a chair and you just hear the buzzing of flies around it.
Speaker 4:How old is this channel?
Speaker 3:eight years old yeah, so about 2015 2016.
Speaker 4:I'm surprised this is still up. I'm especially that middle one, 3.4 million views.
Speaker 3:The one with the stairs is the one that I saw yeah, that's why I was like how have we not heard about this?
Speaker 4:yeah, I thought I part of me thought maybe you covered it, which is why I was like I can't, so a lot of it.
Speaker 2:We should have a lot of this is still up in the air.
Speaker 3:Essentially every episode is daisy in another room and position and in some of the videos, towards the end or somewhere in the middle um, it's in the middle you'll get a cut to these random sputterings of words. Um, it's just like a little one frame. You get some weird words and it's gone. And at the end of a bunch of them you'll get this man, this chubbier guy that comes in and he'll have a plastic, fucking grocery bag over his head so you can't see who he is, and he always does something with the body. It's not necessarily anything bad, but like, for example, in Tucking Daisy in, he is just sleeping next to the body Under the sheet and then right at the end it cuts and he vanishes and the body is still there.
Speaker 3:In Daisy Tumble, it looks like Daisy fell down the stairs and then at the end the man grabs her and pulls her down the stairs. In Daisy Makes a Mess that's Silly Goose down the stairs. And uh, daisy makes a mess that silly goose. It is just a video of this kitchen. And then he just brings the body in and plops it down on the countertop there and from to me it looks like just starts cutting away at it. You can't really tell, though. My favorite is daisy playing, where it's just this body hanging on a door, yeah, and this man comes in and he pulls a fucking paranormal activity and just stands there wobbling for a good like 25 seconds and just starts stabbing the body. So you're probably asking what does it all mean?
Speaker 2:yeah, I mean I can tell you a little bit.
Speaker 3:So in every single video, like I mentioned, every single video about halfway through there's a little and there's text that comes up. Um, all of it's random, so the fact that people were able to figure out what the hell it means or where it comes from or anything, is fucking astonishing.
Speaker 3:It's literally just random words, um, so people were able to decode it oh, jesus, okay, it comes from a poem called the gay lady, and this is what all the text, when you put it together, reads. That's what it says. Go ahead and read it, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2:It says I can read it out if you want.
Speaker 3:No, I got it. It says there was a lady all skin and bone. Sure, such a lady was never known. It happened upon a certain day. This lady went to the church to pray. When she came to the church style there, she did rest a little while. When she came to the church yard there, the bells so loud she heard fucking slant rhyme slant rhyme um, when she came to the church door she stopped to rest a little more.
Speaker 3:when she came to the church, within the parson prayed against pride and sin. On looking up, on looking down, she saw a dead man on the ground and from his nose onto his chin, the worms crawled out, the worms crawled in. Then she, unto the parson, said Shall I be so when I am dead? Oh yes, oh yes. The parson said you will be so when you are dead. Hear the lady screams. Isn't that fun? Isn't that fun for everybody?
Speaker 2:So wait, that has to do with these videos that is the random text.
Speaker 3:Jarble that's in. Oh.
Speaker 2:I thought you were saying this video series had something to do with this poem named the gay lady.
Speaker 3:We don't, no one knows so this is the crazy thing it has all these views, but no one has been able to crack what the fuck any of this stuff means. People don't even truly know who the creator is.
Speaker 2:They tried Google, searching it.
Speaker 3:Let me do that real quick. No one even knows who the creator is. It's a fucking mystery. Now, one of the other interesting things is there was a man who died in 1986. He was an Australian man whose name was Robert Heltman. Okay, now, sorry, there was a woman that is attached to this man's name. Her name is daisy bates. Now, this man, uh, robert helpman, he did buy the film rights to make a biography on this daisy bates woman. Um, I don't fully understand who this daisy bates woman is. Uh, there's still a little bit of mystery around her, but that is the closest connection anyone could make to what the fuck any of this is. So there is some sort of connection there.
Speaker 3:Now, people think that this is some kind of just art film it kind of looks like it yeah, and other people have made the um, uh, the assumption that each video, basically this person is a mass killer, this robert helpman is a mass serial killer and each video is a different daisy, yeah and each position is where he killed them in and he's propping the bodies back up, essentially push him down the stairs, settles in hung him makes a mess chopped them up.
Speaker 3:Leaves this one, she escapes so this could be one where the daisy that he tried to kill actually does escape and oh, oh my God.
Speaker 2:So this is like a memoirs of a serial killer done through art house.
Speaker 3:Entirely possible. No one truly does know.
Speaker 4:It's horrifying, I really I got so spooked when I looked I'm like I don't know.
Speaker 2:I'm not sleeping tonight.
Speaker 4:No, that's really how I felt and I'm like. They probably know I was like they already, so no, this is cool. I mean, it's freaky as fuck it's like that that that screenshot of the, the, the one on the stairs, the tumble is scary. Now here's the other thing.
Speaker 3:in some of them there is reversed audio, okay, and in one of the videos called feeding the birds, um, you could find the audio and apparently it says and my lovely red robe with its trimmings of white is as black as the black of a black winter's night. Mwahaha, it's all because I have to climb down the many long chimneys you have in this town Before I could possibly come out and greet you. I must take a warm bath and then perhaps I'll meet you. Don't think that I mind getting dirty like this, for it's something I'd really be sorry to miss. I have to go down all these sooty old places to bring gifts to the children and smiles to their faces.
Speaker 2:Santa Claus.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm, it's very weird. No one really understands where the Santa Claus connection goes and the comments are just filled with hypothesis Like yeah, this is an art film. Yada, yada, yada. People have they think they found who this person is. Oh, there is a like alexa, there's like this russian video called the elixir of immortality. People think it's the same person because it matches the same body style and the elixir of immortality. I haven't not delved too deep into it.
Speaker 2:It's on youtube, so it can't be that bad no, I haven't dived too deep into it.
Speaker 3:This reminds me of the guy that was making the homunculus.
Speaker 2:Leave the audio on.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to do that. This is a long thing, but remember those videos of the guy. That's like I made a homunculus he's injecting an egg and it grows. It reminds me of that a little bit, but it's just an 11-minute video of this guy just mixing a bunch of shit together. I didn't fully go through it so I don't know what he entire video, but people do think it's this guy because there's other uploads and whatnot. Uh, apparently he matches body type, um, and kind of a view, because you don't get really a good view of the guy's face in the robert helpman videos, yeah, um, but you do get like a general, I don't know like outline look of his face. So people are like, oh, that looks like this guy, but still there's no like bona fide there's no answer like see
Speaker 2:the creator hasn't come out and been like yeah, it's an art film, you know that weirds me out, because the fact that my brain immediately went to if there was a serial killer that needed an outlet to like, share what he's done, but not tell anyone that right, there is the way the fuck but it's the way to do it, but it's so scary it's why, though, like yeah, it's very like an art house film and I hope it is that, but it's very art house film.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, like it's it. That's what it screams to me and I don't really think somebody would be stupid enough to like outline their, their killings like that. And I mean we run into that all the time with our args, that we go down fucking ash vlogs was notorious for this shit, um, but it's still.
Speaker 3:It's fucking like why yeah, um, another thing that people connected with the elixir guy is because a lot, a lot of the comments that you could find in the robert helpman um videos and a lot of videos that are talking about it are in polish and that's where the and um the the um the guy you just showed the guy that I showed.
Speaker 3:I thought it was russian. It might be polish I don't know the language, if I'm being honest. So people are like maybe it's not a russian thing, maybe it's a polish thing. Um, but I, yeah, I I don't know. It's definitely an interesting one.
Speaker 2:I stumbled upon this from that weird, that fucking playlist you found, yeah, so for the people out there if you want the best playlist you'll ever have in your life.
Speaker 3:Literally just search on YouTube. Old YouTube Horror.
Speaker 2:You want me to just link it to the episode.
Speaker 3:We could, but just so they know what I'm talking about, in case we forget.
Speaker 2:If I forget, and it's not in the episode description.
Speaker 3:Mike will tell you Old YouTube horror. There is a thing with 200 videos 199, from Donut Productions and it's called Scary Nostalgia Videos and it is the weirdest fucking shit on there. It's got shit that's commonly known today and it's got some obscure shit. I saw one that's called the Sound of Pl of plastic and it was like a 20 second video and it was just some nonsense that was like yeah right it was just some like tim and eric style, like cutting and editing adult swim type stuff, and it has like 5 000 views and it's just the weirdest fucking thing, but highly recommend digging through I don't like any playlists.
Speaker 2:I know, I know I highly recommend digging through that playlist.
Speaker 3:I don't like any of the thumbnails that I'm looking at right now. I know I highly recommend digging through that playlist though, because there's just so much weird shit in there Like Pete the Meat Puppet probably is in there Pete the Meat Puppet more than likely.
Speaker 2:Why the fuck didn't I do that? Well, you know what we're probably doing multiple videos.
Speaker 3:He's a meat puppet, if we're being honest. Um, honestly, that's really all I had. I don't have a huge amount to really talk about on this one, um mostly because I watch through it. I do too, but I will. I also admittedly didn't do like the heavens amount of research that we typically do.
Speaker 4:Um, well, it's also kind of a mystery, like there didn't seem to be a lot of information on it. There really isn't, and I I kind of like that, if, of what's going to happen today, we're just not going to know why things are the way they are, but I want to know yeah. I want to believe, but that's the intrigue here.
Speaker 2:Well, that's I actually. I've been thinking about that and since we've been doing this show, I think I've realized something about myself is I don't care about things if I know everything about them, Like I just don't just don't.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know everything about them. Holy shit, yeah, I interested.
Speaker 2:I cared a lot more about the glitter conspiracy before, before I knew it all and like now people like if I, I caught myself, like oh my god, we did the super fun episode last week, and like it was all about glitter. And like the first two people, I told that too it was a little exciting. But the third person I'm like you know what we did an episode on glitter. Yeah, okay, here it is, I do it, yeah, but I know everything now.
Speaker 3:So I don't know too much eating a payday okay, can you choose me first?
Speaker 2:it's not like you're driving tink, tink when you hear the clink gross turtles having sex. Jason, I think you're up, I think I might be. Tell me your dumb shit while I open this candy bar wrapper, I did I'm honestly not sure which one to do now, because technically I have three that I could talk about. You know what? If I don't talk about this one.
Speaker 2:I'm going to talk kelly about it and kelly is gonna hate that I can't get it go ahead anyway no, bring me back, bring me back okay um, so I I didn't I wasn't really sure like what to what to look for. I tried looking up some old videos that I remember and I did find. Well, I found. I found one of them, and Naomi reminded me of another one that I definitely need to share with the world, especially this fucking podcast, and I'm if I, if we have more time at the end maybe I'll do a second one, but the first one. Normally I like the like the super weird, chaotic, over the top stuff. This is like drastically different stuff. This is like drastically different. I found just a random guy, just some dude, just a guy, just a man, some fucking dude, on youtube. Um, if you search for the name, g song j-i-e, space, s-o-n-g oh, my 9 000 videos.
Speaker 2:There are over 9 000 videos this person has uploaded and he has 136 subscribers. That's it um. The ranges on these videos are anywhere from four seconds to like 11 hours. Oh no, I think there's a 12 hour video somewhere didn't fucking watch that yes, um when you first started.
Speaker 3:Gotta at it. You've got to be fucking kidding me, dude.
Speaker 2:Dude, I see you. Yeah, you found the playlists. I'll get to that First, the first thing that you see when you open up this man's fucking YouTube page. So first off, let's talk about the profile. Was he playing Magic? I think so. Oh no, those aren't.
Speaker 3:Man.
Speaker 2:No, those are sand, no, no, those aren't man. No, those are sand. No, no, no, no, oh, my God, no, no, he does not. So, first off, the profile picture is a man with sunglasses, holding a piece of lettuce against his lips with a fork. What I mean that's, you know, it's not too weird, that's not too weird. Oh, and then you start looking through his videos and you see Play All. You're like okay, he's been uploading for 10 years.
Speaker 4:Yes.
Speaker 2:I mean, how do?
Speaker 3:you deny him Let me get to it.
Speaker 4:Mike's like I'm jumping ahead of you. He's like I'm just going to tell you everything 30 minutes no.
Speaker 2:Dude oh is it vertical? That's the nap video, anyway, I watched six hours of this content. I need you to know there's a fuckload. I am not exactly sure what this man does, what he does for a job. He shows his profile on LinkedIn and it says he's like an administrator slash professional and I don't know what that means because that's like a vague way of saying office person.
Speaker 4:It's just like a guy, a guy in an office.
Speaker 2:Um, there's, there's a lot going on here, there's so much so you get these weird videos of him showing every, almost every video he takes. He starts off by either showing you his analog watch or the like, the very bottom 12 hour.
Speaker 4:Yes, there's a 12 hour video there is a 12 hour video.
Speaker 2:Yes, uh, oh no, that's the only 11 hour 55 minutes. There's a 12 hour. Um. There is a 12 hour video. Yes, oh no, that's the only 11 hour 55 minutes. There's a 12 hour. There's so many that are 11 hours long. So it almost always starts with him filming like the time and the date or saying the time and date, and he's almost always in a restaurant like a fast food chain, like you can even see it front page. He's an IHOP. Don't know what he's doing in ihop. I've watched a bunch of these videos. Look, he's ihop again.
Speaker 2:I hop again there's nine more videos that go that way.
Speaker 4:Yeah, all from his same ihop visit okay, and if you like, does he have like an extra battery?
Speaker 2:on his camera or something.
Speaker 4:He's got three cameras with him at all times there's gotta be some like how does he film all?
Speaker 2:he's Dude, he's making shorts, he's got shorts. He's got so many SD cards those things you saw earlier those are SD cards. Those are almost all the SD cards he uses to record and he fills one almost every fucking day. That's why there are over 9,000 videos in 10 years.
Speaker 4:I want to know more about this man's like. I know he filmed so much of his life, but I want to know like what he doesn't. What is it that he doesn't film?
Speaker 2:I wonder what he does. Oh my God, this has to be. I'm so happy you said that, because what he does put on film includes, like the police arresting him for trespassing. There are three separate videos of him getting arrested at Walmart. There are two videos I found where he set the camera up to show him being detained in his own home. No, mike isn't fully invested. Oh, I know this is Mike's week after this, like 100%.
Speaker 2:I love this kind of shit. I fell down this too, because I saw this and I'm like I don't really care.
Speaker 3:Look, he just set up a camera.
Speaker 2:Just in a random random dudes they're everywhere and there's so many people that are like I don't want you to record me, and he's like okay, and then he just keeps doing it.
Speaker 4:Where does he live? Florida, florida, okay okay this is how deep I went, based on.
Speaker 2:Based on signs and different, different pieces of text that I found in his videos, I actually found his house. I am not sharing that. I will not share that because he does not need that kind of attention. If people want to check up on him from afar, awesome. I could definitely see this being a channel that a lot of people would be very invested in. Now I will say it is multilingual. About half the videos are in what I assume is either chinese or japanese. Oh my god, 100 sure how did you okay?
Speaker 4:how did you find this? Oh my god I need to know because he only has 136 subscribers dude so he also.
Speaker 2:No part of the algorithm is gonna pick this up. Well, to be fair, I also.
Speaker 4:We didn't say this like. All of the titles of the videos are like it's all the camera, it's all the cameras, it's like. Also didn't say this. All of the titles of the videos are like it's all the camera, it's all the camera. He didn't rename them. It's like P104567 or something.
Speaker 2:It's not, and they're not even in the right order. No, they're wildly out of order.
Speaker 4:So there's no way to look this up, not at all.
Speaker 2:The most this is going to tell us is I could have done this, but I don't care, because it shows what cameras he's using in the mirror. The only thing that's going to tell us is what type of camera he's using and what the resolution the image is in and I don't care.
Speaker 3:He's blurred out every license plate, which means he edits all these videos.
Speaker 4:Yes, well, some cameras will do that automatically if you have a filter over them. Youtube also might do that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because Google does that for their like um maps and stuff now that you say that, because I thought the same shit that mike did, I'm like wait a minute he has time.
Speaker 4:I mean, it's very possible that he also does. But I know that they have like filters and stuff.
Speaker 2:I don't think I don't think he has time during the day because the amount of uploads he does makes up for almost 24 fucking hours of each day. If you go through all of these, videos.
Speaker 4:Does he just hang out at home?
Speaker 2:No, he goes to Walmart. He does like reviews. Oh my god, that's right. It's not of the food. He does not review the food at fast food places.
Speaker 4:He reviews things. Oh my god, let me be clear.
Speaker 2:Yes, he does review things, but it is not the food at fast food institutions. The most I've seen him comment on are the floor, the ceilings and the windows. Okay, now, before we go any further, I do this is about the time where I had this realization. I do kind of think mental illness is at play here and I do want to mention that just because I don't want anyone like thinking like making fun of this guy or anything like that, because we shouldn't be doing that. What I'm, like, most fascinated about is just the sheer amount of media that this in 10 years, that this man has been able to contribute to the fucking internet and none of it has anything to do with anything.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's just. I'm amazed at how much there is, how, like, what does he do when he's not filming? I just want to know.
Speaker 2:Okay, let's take a visit over to his playlists. Let's look at that. That's a whole other thing, because this isn't all his videos oh, it's saved videos and stuff. However, it does include all of his videos, and there's one playlist that has 2500 fucking videos in it. We'll go back up in a second. A lot of these titles are very strange wait what it? Yep, uh, where is it? One video, two video, one, 24, there's all his sd cards. There's a, there's 135 plus whatever.
Speaker 4:All that is of him just filming his sd cards I think I love this man, this is incredible, like I, just I don't have this determination for anything I'm trying to see, if I can find where he is called. Funny moment like 45 videos of john denver concert yes and then you get down to where is it.
Speaker 2:Where is that? Where is the playlist? Oh, there, that one had 900 no, there's one with 2600 fucking videos in it, and it just there's so many here, and so if you count through all of his uploaded videos, you get over 9 000. Yeah, look, this is. This is the most confusing thing to me next to each other in the playlists, both of which is 55 videos and 89 videos respectively, in two playlists called british military music and american military music, and I don't, I don't understand.
Speaker 4:I understand some of this and I didn't.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I thought I understood until you started mentioning all these playlists, I thought he was just making a a history of his life that might be part of it, but I also think now you're like what about the british military music?
Speaker 2:I think he might be exploring, like American culture and history.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Which cool, awesome. I'm happy that you're doing that. We don't have a lot. It's mostly terribleness and mayonnaise, but like-.
Speaker 3:Here he is getting arrested.
Speaker 2:Yes, this is the one at Walmart. Yeah, he's getting trespassed right here. He's got like six more videos at different Walmarts of him being arrested. There's like a bunch of videos of him police showing up to his door and banging on it and him being like hold on one second and he sets a camera up and then goes and answers the door and they arrest the shit out of him.
Speaker 4:My fucking God, how did you find this? That's what I want to know, because there's no identifiable way to find this? No, there's nothing.
Speaker 2:Everything's stupid, the only way that I found this. So I got a recommendation from Reddit and it reminded me of when we were looking up like those random-ass YouTube ARGs and shit like TriGF and like doing like the WebDriver torso shit and stuff like that. If you search two completely unrelated search terms in youtube, you will get some some of this. You will get the super low subscribers and I was looking through reddit and somebody said he's just posting his fucking shit.
Speaker 2:Yes, this is linkedin. Yes, guys, if you guys aren't watching on video, I've got mike just exploring random videos on this channel. So yeah, he's got 9,088 videos, 136 subscribers. Naomi, can you read out the about the description for his channel?
Speaker 4:Okay, yeah, November 16th 2017. There are 827 videos now in this playlist or folder titled with surrounding. It is early in the evening at 1836 on November 16th 2017.
Speaker 2:That is his channel description, must have removed it. He's not on LinkedIn anymore. I mean, I wonder why.
Speaker 4:He has been on YouTube since 2011.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, he has been on youtube since 2011. Yeah, I, just I again. I don't want to convey any kind of disrespect towards this man whatsoever like at all, I'm purely just interested I know this is fascinating seriously, I'm so happy that you guys think I thought. I thought I was just oh, like hey I know I'm a weirdo, but I thought I was like an uber fucking weirdo.
Speaker 4:Well, this is so wild to me, Like I just don't have the patience for anything.
Speaker 2:Okay, so we're in playlists, let's look at videos. If I do this and I just go, oh, okay, and you just keep going.
Speaker 4:I wanted to see what is most popular video.
Speaker 2:Oh, most popular. Yeah, let's see. I think it's one of the most 8,000. It's a nine minute video. The arrest at Walmart was the second.
Speaker 4:So this is this, is this is this.
Speaker 2:The third. I don't need that. One's one of the most famous videos. That's actually the only video that I found any kind of like paper trail on the internet about he is in Florida. Yes, he's in Florida, he's near Pensacola, but that is all we're going to say. That's it. Okay, mike, cool, because you are about to find out exactly where he is. Is this where he lives? No, oh, not currently. No, that's his old place of residence, god I know way too much about this man.
Speaker 4:You don't know so much how the fuck do.
Speaker 3:I know about this man. You're just like Jai Song's biggest fan.
Speaker 2:See, biggest fan. I didn't. What if we just so here. This is his most famous video. I just watched that one. Yeah, and so this one's. It's all in it's. It's not in english at all and this is a. I think it's him leaving a review somewhere. This guy is big on reviews. He walked into an auto parts store at once and they said, yeah, we're busy, we have to leave your car overnight, and he goes, but I want my car fixed. And he was like I don't understand. I came to the place that fixes cars and you're telling me to wait, and they're like yep. And he's like no. They're like yes, no, they're like yes. What are you talking about? I don't know what. I don't know why this is so popular. He's just showing us his phone and computer. He's turning on mobile hotspots. He's doing great.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, there's so many altercations with his like, I'm assuming, the people he lives with yeah, you see, you see these people all the time oh, you can tell by we're in florida by that guy, that's for sure the mutton chops on him. Look at him. They get so angry at him.
Speaker 2:Look at this douche oh yeah, dude, they people get so mad at this guy and like he, I will say he's very stubborn and he's very. I don't even know, man, it's, he's just interesting. He's just interesting, like it's, I fell down a fucking rabbit hole and again, like I just it happens, you're like it's fascinating, like it's it's wild.
Speaker 4:9000 videos is a lot, especially when they're not like. It's not like their're 22nd video.
Speaker 2:No, there's some that are, but most of them are like 5, 10, 15 minutes, and I like then he has 12 hour videos. Right, and there's the 12 hour videos and I don't. That doesn't make sense. Plus, he's got so many like restaurant reviews, but again it's not the food. He shows the food, but then he talks about the ceiling, the walls and the floor. He's like, oh, it's a nice shiny floor and it brings the whole place together and the ceiling it's all one color and that's good. What why?
Speaker 4:What metrics are you using here? Mike is fully investigating.
Speaker 2:Again. Mike is set for the year. He's just going to watch. He's going to check out this. Mike is set for the year.
Speaker 3:He's just gonna watch this man.
Speaker 2:This is fucking nuts dude here's the reason they broke a TV.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he just straight up broke a TV he's kind of an ass.
Speaker 2:Again, I don't want to disparage against the mentally disabled.
Speaker 3:but that wasn't like that a minute ago.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's prone to tantrum, like he gets angry at people a lot.
Speaker 3:You'll learn so much doing this, but I I don't know if learning is the word I'd use.
Speaker 2:Learning is not the word to use. You will be absorbing.
Speaker 3:My brain only has so much storage.
Speaker 2:You're about to replace baby.
Speaker 3:CPR with G-Song Sorry, Amelia's birthday.
Speaker 2:I'm worried about G-Song. I gotta watch this man. Well, I don't really know what else to say about this. The only other thing I do want to ask is everybody's opinion on what the fuck you think is going on here. Oh, if we do want some further reading, you can go into that document and click on those three videos, and those three videos are probably the three most wild videos in the playlist. If you want to, that's 100 up to you, though. Hi, like what? What is this man doing?
Speaker 3:can you imagine hi welcome to part 102 on Jisung Jisung.
Speaker 2:Jisung's life.
Speaker 3:That would take forever for someone to cover.
Speaker 2:There's so many videos from every day.
Speaker 3:I wonder if you're the first person to talk about him on YouTube.
Speaker 2:I might be.
Speaker 4:I don't know.
Speaker 2:Someone mentioned it on Reddit, saying they found this a while ago and they were like whatever, it was weird, but they didn't care.
Speaker 4:That's the only comment I've seen about this, and now we're here, we're talking about it.
Speaker 2:This is like my new TV show. When's the next season come out? What's G-Song doing?
Speaker 3:No one has mentioned this man. You are the first to mention this man.
Speaker 2:Awesome, I gotta be known for something I hope.
Speaker 3:I don't like the implication are you a middle aged Asian man, jason? What?
Speaker 4:are you implying I'm implying that you're the first person to talk about him?
Speaker 2:oh, not that I am him no, I mean have you ever seen me and him the same? I haven't seen you film 9000 videos 200 videos a day, like what have we done the math on that. He's been on YouTube since 2011 let's do it real quick, because we're here and Mike hates math well, if it's 11 years, can't?
Speaker 3:no? No, it's a little under 900 because it's around 800 a year 90,000.
Speaker 2:It's around 800 a year.
Speaker 3:I want to90,000? It's around $800 a year.
Speaker 4:I want to know how much a day, though, so figure that out.
Speaker 3:Because it would be $900 a day if it was over 10 years. Because 9 times 10.
Speaker 2:Two and a half videos every day.
Speaker 3:That's my boy. Every fucking day.
Speaker 4:For almost 13 years. No breaks For 13,. Almost 13 years.
Speaker 3:No breaks.
Speaker 4:For almost 13 fucking.
Speaker 3:that is insane God well, he's a content farmer. Maybe that's what it is he's just making content.
Speaker 4:He's just making content, yeah Fuck. Well, that kind of goes into what I was talking. I was going to talk about was content farming.
Speaker 2:I also hate that all we've been talking about for the past four weeks has been AI and how the internet's not real and how everything is fake.
Speaker 4:And now here's G-Song or whatever it is. Well, now we have I just went down a bit of a rabbit hole Not just content farming, but obituary pirates. What Yar? No, straight up. So this is what you this is what you? Yeah, I did not find a singular video about this, but in my search of, like a fun thing to talk about, it was either this or like how, this man who uploads videos of toilets flushing just regular toilets, which we could also go into, let's go up I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Did you say the obituary farm like farming?
Speaker 4:like. So what people do? It's a type of content farming. They go through, they have these people have bots who go through obituary sites and find people's names and their obituaries and post them on youtube. But they'll take a video of like their face but it'll be like this person's name, like if you like. Someone said they went to go look up their like old high school friend who had passed recently their name and then they found like youtube videos of just like and they're called obituary pirates okay what are they doing with the faces?
Speaker 2:yeah, is the purpose to like make people not be able to find.
Speaker 4:Well, I'm thinking like I'm thinking just like clicks on their videos, but the videos are just like of men usually just walking with like them just filming themselves, like I couldn't find a singular video that didn't also have like somebody's name on it too.
Speaker 2:Oh, so they're literally including obituaries places that they shouldn't be just for like clicks yes. What the fuck.
Speaker 4:And then I got. I knew about, I've known about content farming forever, but then I found the channel Troom Troom, troom, troom.
Speaker 2:Troom, troom.
Speaker 4:Yes. What does that mean If you look In English please? Oh well, look it up. We have to look it up because it's a content farming channel that I think is out of Eastern Europe.
Speaker 2:Is it T-O-O-M?
Speaker 4:T-R-O-O-M. Troom Troom, troom Troom. I guess I had heard of them before, but like I really went on in like a investigation of this channel, so not if you go to like I have heard of this one if you go to like their yes, their popular videos, it's just like nine hacks to like prank your school friends I watched these with laurie once because I was like what is this and it's? But now but their youtube shorts are so strange now and they just I mean they just upload thousands of.
Speaker 2:Is this just ai shit?
Speaker 3:well, it's not ai shit, but it's just content for them. They just put out shit to put out shit and it's ridiculous they put out like it.
Speaker 4:Have you heard of five minute crafts?
Speaker 2:uh, is it crash to take five minutes?
Speaker 4:it's to, but they take the most ridiculous way to get there. So they're like oh, you want to like. If you lose, if your shirt's messy, you can just draw a map around the stain on your shirt. So, like, it'll be fine, like, it's like. It doesn't make any sense. But they just want people to click on the videos. That one I think I learned as a foot fet fetish video like because they put feet and everything. But this is just like. I don't want to get views. I uh, it used to not be. What is it? Oh what, it's straight up. But like, it's just like. But all of their videos are usually about like, being in the classroom and pranking your friends, but their youtube shorts are I watched a uh, an interview by someone who they are an actor who acts in those weird like Tomska covers.
Speaker 3:You know those weird mobile games where you get the ads oh yeah, that make no fucking sense. Yeah, so online you'll find a bunch of them where it's mobile games from people that the ads don't make sense. They got real people in them and, um like, you'll find one from like fucking I don't, I don't know, crush the crush, the apple, the game or whatever, and it'll be like people just like doing weird bits and skits. And in one of these tomska covers it, because they steal one of tomska's old bits and they do it in the commercial oh and so he talks to, um, a person who's like oh yeah, like I have an acting career, I just act in these.
Speaker 3:They make up the script in like half an hour. Mostly it's ai generated, sometimes it's not, you know, it's just some weird shit. And, um I I went down a rabbit hole there and I found someone who acts in these like trum, trum, yeah, videos, and they're like yeah, a lot of it's just like ai generated slop or it's just like they just come up to us with props and they're like this is what you're gonna do, just do this, and they give us like 300 bucks for the day and I walk away with a check and it like it's.
Speaker 4:It's been around for like 10 years, so I don't think it used to be like but, like here's jason, you can just here.
Speaker 2:Here's a video it sounds, it doesn't look like, no, it does it does.
Speaker 3:They do talk, but like this is it's a lot of times it's weird language too.
Speaker 2:It's not even talking I can't imagine anything they'd be saying right now.
Speaker 4:It'd be helpful, they're giant candy versus miniature candy, funny pranks, and it's it, like it doesn't make any sense no it's just like, and they post like they used. I don't know if they still. That was the whole fucking thing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, wait oh, no, oh, it's just, that was the intro here.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, they show you okay a lot of it too.
Speaker 3:It's not even that it's like, um, the worst part is a lot of it. It's not even that it's like content farming.
Speaker 4:I mean it is it technically is their their main like um uh uh.
Speaker 3:Their main like age bracket that they're trying to get at is like young children. Yeah, no, it's ridiculous, it's goofy, gacky, random, lol, colorful things, so like people are sitting like children in front of these to watch them, because the children crack up.
Speaker 4:They've really had to crack down on YouTube kids because it just has all this.
Speaker 3:Troom. Troom is on YouTube, kids and shit because of that, yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, I can see why they would, especially with this stuff. It's bright colors, it's just happy themes. It doesn't make sense. It makes no fucking sense.
Speaker 4:It doesn't make sense at all. But that was just it really, and I had kind of known about this, but not to the extent of what I ended up-. Funny pranks Finding, but it's just like anything. That's like bro, but I stop pranking me. I don't know anything about.
Speaker 2:I don't know anything about like scps, but I was reading that a lot of them is a lot of ai stuff now, like this could be this I would classify this as an scp yeah, there are 23 million subscribers to this channel yeah, and they I mean 2.7 000 videos. Still not even a third of what fucking G-Song uploaded. I think 5-Minute Crafts might be the bigger channel.
Speaker 4:They have 80 million subscribers. Fuck, it's all just gobbledygook.
Speaker 2:You're getting right-clicked.
Speaker 4:I realized that I don't know why. I thought that my computer does, and they're crafts that don't make a lick of sense.
Speaker 3:If you take this stamp and rub it on a Q-tip I don't know why I thought that my computer does, and there are crafts that don't make a lick of sense here. Let's, if you take this stamp and rub it on a. Q-tip.
Speaker 2:I just keep doing it. I'm just going to keep touching it. Wait, no, I saw the one I want. Nope, that's not the one I want. Which one?
Speaker 3:do you want. This is invigorating for me.
Speaker 2:Good, the toothpaste one. These are like all over 16 hacks that work. Look at the balloon. Look at it working. These were all over Facebook. You put the balloon over a toilet paper roll. Okay.
Speaker 3:I'm following, so I don't know what we're making, but I'm following. You won't, you pull it back and it's like an air cannon for confetti.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay, so it's like a popper.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm. See that one makes a little you just told me how to design something that will ruin my house.
Speaker 4:Yes.
Speaker 2:What is?
Speaker 4:They're sticking toothpaste in a balloon and tying it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because then you poke a hole in the bottom.
Speaker 4:How do you? Oh, it's an anti-stress ball. It's a stress ball. See like why that's toothpaste.
Speaker 2:Toothpaste costs more than stress balls. No.
Speaker 4:Just saying this part of the internet is fascinating to me because it's wild. What gets people to click on videos?
Speaker 2:Are they making a basketball right now?
Speaker 4:They did just make a basketball.
Speaker 3:Are you fucking kidding?
Speaker 4:me? Have you watched them make clothes before they take boxers and make it into a bra? That was fun.
Speaker 2:Before, after oh, we're a podcast. It's got tape on it.
Speaker 4:Okay, they're putting balloon into a jar of pasta to seal it to be a lid of a jar. That doesn't see these are balloon hacks, okay, that jar that they just used came with the lid see you're understanding the question why. Why does?
Speaker 2:this exist.
Speaker 4:Look, look, no, no jason, it's a coaster.
Speaker 3:It's a coaster, you idiot. That's how you make a coaster.
Speaker 4:They have broken Jason.
Speaker 2:Look, use the balloon as a sponge, Jason. This fucking channel makes me so angry.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what it does. They'll use it as a sink Ready.
Speaker 2:You had one of those before you put the fucking. I'm so mad at this channel.
Speaker 3:I've seen this exact video.
Speaker 4:This has 181 million views, and.
Speaker 2:I'm sure there's at least 50 million of those people that were like, oh, this is fucking helpful.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, I can't Assholes, Sorry. I'm getting real heated about this, let's do one more.
Speaker 3:I'm ashamed with how many of these I've actually seen, because I was flabbergasted by what I was looking at.
Speaker 4:No, it's so interesting. I'm surprised I haven't seen any feet, sponge and pepper. Most of these are like, really filled with feet. They made a pepper into a little pot for a flower. Here you go. Buddy. Jason is losing his mind right now. He literally why.
Speaker 3:Because that pepper's gonna mold that pepper's gonna go bad.
Speaker 2:Pots don't go bad. That's why we put it in fucking clay.
Speaker 4:Because it doesn't mold Exactly. See, you're understanding. Like I said, you're understanding the problem.
Speaker 2:Oh good, we're going to put zucchini in a fucking bag with soil, with dirt. Oh, cut it in half and just put it right in there. Scoop, just season the dirt, hold on. This is what happens.
Speaker 4:This is why we don't look.
Speaker 3:Throw some anchovies in there, guys, it just grows, just like that. What?
Speaker 2:is the point of the fish? Look at the cucumber. They came out like little dicks.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, you get cucumbers that way With fish.
Speaker 2:Yeah, soil plus fish equals cucumbers.
Speaker 4:Yeah, look at this guy Look at this fucker. Oh, here's a pine cone. We're doing some pine cone hacks.
Speaker 2:Putting some palm fronds in a pine cone.
Speaker 3:This must be great for the audio platform.
Speaker 2:Yeah right, yeah, no this is yeah, yeah, we'll, we'll link. I we'll link everything we're talking about in our look it's growing, for sure, but this is, this is a collection of those fucking videos that takes a problem that doesn't exist and says here's a solution exactly, and that's they get clicks and they get money like 80 fucking million subscribers Look up the AdSense for this.
Speaker 4:Oh God.
Speaker 3:They're making money.
Speaker 4:That's what I mean.
Speaker 3:You can probably go to Social Blade. They'll probably tell you there. They make bank Social Blade. I don't know if they'll tell you their money.
Speaker 4:It'll tell you about a general amount of how much they're making. Ooh, buddy, they're the seventh, they're the first how-to rank. They're the seventh in the country, just channel.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they make, wow between $20,000 and $320,000 a month.
Speaker 4:And yearly, Wow what a gap Yearly is?
Speaker 2:It's probably somewhere in the middle of that, a million dollars a month or a million dollars a year, probably where they're at.
Speaker 4:Just for that For what you watched for things that make me very angry, and this is what's, and this is what's happening with the obituary pirates. It's not nearly to the extent of this, but it's like a phenomenon. These people are just like taking these private names and they're like just games and they're like just putting them on youtube for clicks.
Speaker 4:It is insane to me why still and I still can't believe I had so angry one time 27 billion yes video, yes, yes billion. And this is just on youtube. This isn't including facebook, which is really.
Speaker 3:It was really popping on the facebook.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like so that's probably double that, holy shit, and that still only gets them an A Fucking slackers, and this is my favorite Five Minute Crafts.
Speaker 4:Go to Walmart and order now what?
Speaker 2:are we ordering.
Speaker 4:What does that mean? They don't have supplies.
Speaker 3:They might, they might in certain. Wait, what's Water?
Speaker 2:bottle kit.
Speaker 4:They do have supplies, rock hunting. They do like you can buy rocks at walmart. Now, I'm sorry I just like.
Speaker 2:I I straight up just went down this full rabbit hole. I've heard, sorry glow-in-the-dark rock hunting.
Speaker 4:Thank you, there you go because we need to see them what I'm. His brain is broken, jason has broken.
Speaker 2:I'm just so angry, doesn't it?
Speaker 4:frustrate you that like we could just do that.
Speaker 3:Yes, that's why it's annoying, like if you make like, you make a call to be a shit person and I'm so angry, I'm just so angry. Doesn't it frustrate you?
Speaker 4:that we could just do that.
Speaker 2:Yes, that's why it's annoying If I want to be a shit person and be like I'm going to fucking rot people's brains for a living and make $3 million.
Speaker 3:If you stick this crayon up your nose, a rose petal will grow.
Speaker 2:Deluty season two we're going to fucking misinformation everywhere.
Speaker 3:We're going to tell you how to grow teeth. We already do that. We did look under the internet and it wasn't pretty and we didn't appreciate it. You know what?
Speaker 2:else isn't good. Do you guys have a round for another video each, or are we done?
Speaker 4:I have nothing else to give. If you have something. Do you want to talk about Pete the Meat?
Speaker 2:Puppet. Are we at our threshold or do we want to talk some rubber Johnny and some Pete the Meat Puppet?
Speaker 4:You can go on about Pete the Meat if you want. I also had a thing that I found that wasn't necessarily like a weird YouTube thing, but like have you guys watched that Sizzler commercial that came out in the 90s?
Speaker 2:No, why does that sound familiar?
Speaker 4:It is a five minute Sizzler commercial. Sizzler was is a restaurant. I don't know if they're still around. It is the most American propaganda thing I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2:Is this the one? Oh no, that's 30 seconds, Never mind Five minutes 1991.
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 2:I'll look it up. Keep talking.
Speaker 4:Yeah, someone said it. They're like this is probably what you see at the end of the final rank of Scientology, oh my, God.
Speaker 2:So the final boss is the sizzler manager. I could not have sound but like, okay, it already doesn't make any I can't believe it.
Speaker 4:There is a four-year-old playing baseball and there is a song that goes along with it, just talking about freedom and america, but it's sizzler was.
Speaker 3:Freedom isn't free genuinely. That's not far off.
Speaker 4:I watched this this morning and I'm like I don't know I need somebody else to watch this, because it like why do they make a five minute commercial?
Speaker 3:hey, timmy, you want to go to sizzler for dinner, so this is a food restaurant and they're playing baseball this is I so first impressions.
Speaker 2:Just looking at this, this reminds me of a hey, we're gonna promote the nuclear family here yeah, oh, it's very, it's very much got that energy, that like.
Speaker 3:Nuclear, oh it's so. Nuclear.
Speaker 4:It's so nuclear.
Speaker 3:Nuclear, god damn it. What happened Nuclear?
Speaker 2:Geek energy. It's got that nuclear energy.
Speaker 4:Oh, thank you, Nuclear.
Speaker 3:Thank you, Mike's broken that nuclear oh thank you, nuclear.
Speaker 4:Thank you, mike's broken as well, I think. I think I think that I've collectively broken both of them yeah, I'm going to, I'm not going to watch this whole fucking commercial when I get home. Yes, I need it. I just who the hell five minute? I don't need to. This is not something that like is worth talking about, but it is very. I just want everyone to watch it because I couldn't believe it um.
Speaker 2:Are you hooked up through bluetooth mic or is that me?
Speaker 3:I don't, I'm not hooked up to nothing. Why?
Speaker 2:because I have a video that we have.
Speaker 3:Two videos are you gonna talk about pete the meat puppet?
Speaker 2:I can talk about pete, or I could talk about rubber johnny do pete the meat puppet.
Speaker 3:He's me puppet.
Speaker 2:Okay, I will do pete the meat puppet and I. I know that Kelly doesn't listen to us, but if she does, and she does hear this one, she is going to be so fucking happy because she loves this video.
Speaker 3:Can we get away with playing the audio?
Speaker 2:I don't see it. It's a YouTube video.
Speaker 3:Copyright is a thing, though.
Speaker 2:But we're talking about it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, a lot of people react to things.
Speaker 2:It's the same thing.
Speaker 3:We're literally, we are, we are using it for an illustrative point like this is what we're talking about here it's like we're trying to make money off the fact that they made a thing. We'll see if the lawyers agree they will.
Speaker 4:I'll tell them this episode is just all over the place.
Speaker 3:I'll email them. Legal zoom. I still have that free half hour session.
Speaker 2:We still have to fucking schedule that anyway. Um, okay, yeah, sorry, I'm looking at it. I still have that free half hour session. We still have to fucking schedule that, anyway, okay, yeah, pete the Meebo, sorry, I'm looking at it. I don't have it pulled up because I wasn't ready. I'm sure I'll make this sound fine. Who? Knows Cool. So I found this. I think this is over COVID. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4:This is a long time ago. Wait, wait, wait, wait what I re-found it over okay, because I was like I found it.
Speaker 2:We used to watch this like 10 years ago. Yeah, this is like a. This is when did I? I don't remember when, no, when I no genuine.
Speaker 4:It's probably when I first met you that we, like you, sat and watched a bunch of weird shit yeah, it was it had to be it had to have been and it probably was. So it's probably been like 10 years since I've watched this. Honestly, oh god, I did not rediscover this, but I saw. I saw someone's talk about it the other day it's horrendous, but okay.
Speaker 2:Um, so, pete the meat puppet. I don't, I don't know anything about it, it's just a staple in my past. Um, it's a very strange oh wow, okay yeah, oh wow, oh wow. This is more graphic than I thought no, it's, it's so disturbing I'm watching the meat part. Never mind, they're making his cock right now thank you you're so welcome. Thank you, pete.
Speaker 3:Thank you, pete, for your sacrifice is that the meat in the meat puppet probably there's the pete in the meat puppet.
Speaker 2:It's his Peter, his Peter, his.
Speaker 4:Peter.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 4:Peter, all right.
Speaker 2:I have this pulled up. I'm going to turn up the volume and everybody. I am so sorry for this. How long is?
Speaker 4:it? Why is this not coming out? Isn't there like? Isn't like one half less weird than the other? Doesn't it get the last?
Speaker 2:half is not that weird, less weird than the other.
Speaker 4:Doesn't it the? Last half is not that weird.
Speaker 2:I mean it's all fucking weird, but the first half is just kind of jarring as to what's happening.
Speaker 4:It's been a long time I haven't watched it. It's a good song, though.
Speaker 2:It's very catchy, you guys, you'll hear it. Here we go. This is Pete the Meat Puppet everybody.
Speaker 3:I love it. It's great Very. Very, this was. You were singing this in the Nards, oh God.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, oh, my that's right, oh, my that's right. Okay, what?
Speaker 4:Out of beef. Out of beef.
Speaker 1:Face out of bacon. It's thick. I need everyone to know that the visuals going along with this are horrendous.
Speaker 2:Be a good boy, beat and find that meaning of life so this is literally just a black and white music video of a meat puppet, terrifying child named pete the meat puppet um. This was posted 15 years ago by the channel diesel um and it has over three million views. It also I mean, I listen to it at least once a week in my own head because it's just stuck there for fucking ever. And it's all about this lady that that worked at the butcher. Uh, at the butcher, she made a child out of meat because she was lonely. It's beef Pinocchio. It's beef Pinocchio. At one point they show somebody like sculpting, like his dick and like a bunch of other stuff, and she builds it grows when he tells lies maybe.
Speaker 2:I hope that the basis of this was not beef Pinocchio beef Pinocchio Beef.
Speaker 3:Pinocchio.
Speaker 2:That's not safe.
Speaker 3:It's 97% lean meat puppet 95% lean beef Pinocchio.
Speaker 2:Lean beef Pinocchio. By the way, this video with this music to it is three and a half minutes long.
Speaker 4:I could never.
Speaker 2:Sorry four minutes long.
Speaker 4:It's just so unsettling.
Speaker 2:I have no idea. Okay, so the top comment oh, my fucking god Says I cleaned out urinals. My manager said hey, kid, I like your style. Okay, you and me both the fuck. On the meat puppet Mike is so done with this.
Speaker 3:He's so done with this. Yeah, he's over it with this episode can I go ahead and give a big old uh. Go to delugecom or delugepodcom, whatever your choice is. Either one don't matter, any other uh links that lead to delugecom.
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Speaker 3:My boy is doing shit for like rings of saturn and he does stuff for like fucking slipknot literally tortilla man is like reacting to his shit oh yeah, I did see that.
Speaker 4:I'm waiting for the day that Sean.
Speaker 2:Crahan is like hey, would you just come shoot for our fucking next art project? And now he's just made of gold yep, um liquid death.
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Speaker 2:That, hell yeah. And uh, get this man going, yeah, that'd be amazing. Hell yeah, get this man paid.
Speaker 3:Yeah, fuck yeah, he spends enough of his life uploading to fucking youtube j-i-e-s-o-n-g jay song. Um uh, jason, what do you gotta say to people?
Speaker 2:I I'd say, stay paranoid. But, like after, my brain is mush guys, I like the, the things that I, that I've been through this past week and the things that these two dropped on me today. I'm like I don't know what's real anymore.
Speaker 3:Us. You dropped 9,000 videos on me.
Speaker 2:You dropped our song on us. There's also that, and you also.
Speaker 4:I think what your brain is being taken up by is information about him. You know you're like that's weird.
Speaker 2:That and also anger about those fucking videos.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's terrible.
Speaker 2:Like, oh, you could do this and I'm like, yeah, if you want to be real hard about it. You fucking asshole. Why is beefpinocchioai $200?
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Speaker 3:Naomi, what do you got to say to the people?
Speaker 4:Follow us on social media for all my sweet memes.
Speaker 3:No, you're just consulting what you don't post. I post them remember.
Speaker 2:She's plugging her own service. No, she's plugging her services, no, mike doesn't post memes.
Speaker 4:No, she's plugging her services. No, mike doesn't post memes, I post memes. I made deludy tubbies. You're a consultant.
Speaker 3:Right, she still made them. We can consult people. Okay, right, right.
Speaker 4:I don't know how a consultant works. What are?
Speaker 3:you talking about? Do consultants not just give advice? I thought that's what a consultant was. They provide material.
Speaker 2:Here, here, let me be your social media manager.
Speaker 4:I I thought, that's what a consultant is they also provide material here here, here, Cool, I didn't know that. Let me be your social media manager. I manage. No, no, no.
Speaker 3:Social media management slash consultant. Also, why are you talking like?
Speaker 4:I'm committing a crime.
Speaker 3:Because we're about to commit a crime.
Speaker 4:I work hard.
Speaker 3:I thought we weren't allowed to have employees.
Speaker 2:Okay, I can tell you all about that. You're not getting paid for this. None of the two people that are listening to us right now will want to hear about that.
Speaker 3:I don't know how any of this works. I'm scared.
Speaker 4:The IRS gave me. I'm just logged into my phone. I'm not getting paid or anything. It's fine.
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Speaker 4:I love you all lots you should just send them. Beef.
Speaker 2:Pinocchio, actually I'm going to send this to Matt and be like hey, make sure this attaches, can you buy this anyway? Love you all lots your name Pinocchio? Yeah, I mean actually.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna send this to Matt Be like hey, maybe this attaches. Can you buy this?
Speaker 2:Anyway, love you all lots your name at beef Pinocchiocom. I think should be our fucking email.
Speaker 3:Have a. Have a wonderful rest of your day.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna keep dealing with this. Go, I got some shit.
