Don't Look Under the Internet
Don't Look Under the Internet
DLUTI 155 - The Black Sea-Carpet, Orie Chef, and a Foot Guillotine
Eerie tales from the sea and cyberspace.
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Speaker 3:Hello. Oh my god, Wow great intro.
Speaker 4:We're starting it off like this. We're in a hot one today, boys and girls. Hello everyone. Welcome to Don't Look Under the Internet. It's a show. Yeah, great intro. We're starting it off like this. We're in a hot one today, boys and girls. Hello everyone. Welcome to Don't Look Under the Internet, it's a show. It's a show where you guessed it internet. There's a little horror not that much comedy.
Speaker 3:A little silly it's a little silly. It's more annoying than silly, I mean yeah.
Speaker 4:We're more annoying and frustrating and silly. At least that's what the youtube comments say.
Speaker 2:Um, my comments and the spotify comments yeah, we're making enemies all over the place several people rushed to defend us against a comment that I published like six months ago on the spotify. So thank you. Which one do you remember? Uh, it was something about how annoyed they were that we just like constantly went off on tangents and took like 15 minutes to get to the actual topic. And several people were just like but that's what makes it dilutey. And I was like you're damn straight.
Speaker 4:You're goddamn right. Look at that. That sounded like it hurt. Oh, I kicked something under the table. It's okay, boo. Oh yeah, we have a real wild one today, and by wild one I mean a mild one. Um, I'm gonna start it off with a little bit of the old-fashioned deloady house to keep in I'm gonna interrupt you because I'm gonna forget otherwise, but it is housekeeping.
Speaker 3:We got a package from someone and they sent us this book. Um, the book is called morning glory milking farm and it's an actual book with words in it, not not one that we have to fill and it does mention.
Speaker 4:Anyway, it does mention cock, it's, it's smut kind of a lot.
Speaker 3:it is smut and, to be honest, I don't know if you meant to stay anonymous, but I have no idea who sent this to us, because there was no name, no letter, no, nothing inside of it, just a little package with no note in it, just an.
Speaker 2:Amazon package right to our door.
Speaker 4:We'll keep it that way and they'll know yeah they'll know, If you want to send us things, peep the PO box in the descriptions everywhere. On another note, speaking of people sending us things, we have people that are sending us money. Boy, howdy is that very cool of you guys to do. We're going to play the game. Going to play the game name or bad name Bad or less bad? Over on Patreon. We got Bigfoot's sister bitch fat.
Speaker 3:All right, that one that's a winner.
Speaker 1:There's a bitch fat in these woods.
Speaker 4:Bigfoot's Sister Bitch Fat.
Speaker 2:I'm a big proponent of names that are just random words with no real reason that are also offensive.
Speaker 3:Alright, that one was solid. I like that Best one was solid. I like that Best one we've had in a while.
Speaker 4:I don't think anything unfortunate will ever top fucking Big Jug of Hot Cheese. Big Jug of Hot Cheese is pretty good. What?
Speaker 2:makes that one funnier is it's not Big Jug of Hot Cheese, it's just Big Jug, hot Cheese.
Speaker 3:Big Jug Hot Cheese. Big Jug Hot Cheese.
Speaker 4:Or he's right here a boy, bernard fingal bernard fingal um angle but we have over on the uh website dilitycom. Uh, we got dhoti yiva yiva, oh well it's bad sorry, yeah, your name, and then we have General Silly Walks. Okay, I don't know if that's supposed to mean just General Silly Walks.
Speaker 3:No You're supposed to say, I just take General no they're in the Army.
Speaker 2:Is it about a?
Speaker 4:Monty.
Speaker 1:Python reference.
Speaker 4:I have only seen that movie once, and it was in high school.
Speaker 2:The Ministry of Silly Walks is a thing. Is there a General Silly Walks in the Ministry of Silly Walks?
Speaker 3:If there is, it's lost on us from here.
Speaker 4:Yeah, exactly that's what I would assume.
Speaker 3:General Silly Walks.
Speaker 4:Really that's all I really got for asking Congratulations on one of the worst financial decisions you'll ever make, you'll never recover.
Speaker 2:You'll never financially recover from this.
Speaker 4:I do want to give uh a quick uh update on like today's topic and everything as well, because like today oh, that concludes uh housekeeping over um, yeah, uh. So today we're we're doing kind of a fun one. It's a little bit more laid back. We're doing a couple reddit mysteries Because people seem to enjoy us Just finding weird shit on reddit.
Speaker 3:We got something in the works For next week.
Speaker 4:So we're doing a little easy. Doing a little easier. Next week is going to be very cool.
Speaker 3:I hope you all you probably realize that Jason's not here. He's dead. Oh yeah, we liquidated.
Speaker 4:Very cool, oh you probably realize that Jason's not here. He's dead. Oh yeah, we liquidated that asset of Deludy.
Speaker 2:The amount of money we made, and then he'll die again at some point, I'm sure.
Speaker 4:It all depends on how much money's in the Patreon account.
Speaker 2:Yeah, start a Save Jason fund, resurrect Jason fund.
Speaker 3:Honestly go fund me, but go save me. We didn't get much for selling him. Yeah, no, you got store credit. I did. I took the store credit instead of the cash.
Speaker 4:So yeah, but yeah, just keep your eyes open for next week. Very excited for next week. It's gonna be a doozy, so make sure. If you're a $10 patron, I would recommend doing what you can to get in here. I do believe we are recording Wednesday, though, if I remember correctly. Yeah, we need to let our socials person know that, yes, I'm pretty sure we're recording Wednesday. So if you're listening to this, you've got two days to figure your shit out.
Speaker 2:Really like a day and a half.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so figure that out.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you've got a little bit of time it might change back.
Speaker 4:We'll see. We'll fucking see.
Speaker 2:I don't know we're making an announcement about a thing that may or may not happen. Yeah so, but just be on the lookout for next week's episode Show up Tuesday and Wednesday, just to be safe.
Speaker 4:Even if no one's in here, just kind of hang out anyway You'll never know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, if you're the Discord, we'll tag you, we'll call you names and stuff.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it'll be super fun. Slurs, slurs, yeah, yeah. So we're covering some Reddit stories today. I'm very excited about them. I don't know about you guys, but I discovered mine quite a while ago and, uh, I dig it, it's, it's, it's pretty weird and creepy-ish kind of, and I'm excited, so that's neat, thank you, thank you for that. Um, do you guys want me to go?
Speaker 2:first yeah sure we should. We should have probably established that, but that's all right spot annuity is diluted also it's storming like a mother truck outside, so if I just disappear, well, yeah, we had that this morning.
Speaker 4:I really hope that's air conditioning, because that black drape behind you is moving a little bit.
Speaker 2:No, that's the serial killer that hangs out in my bushes. Oh, but okay yeah he's just waiting for me to let my guard down. Yeah, but you can't when you're on camera, so yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4:Yeah, don't worry, I'll let you know if he comes up behind you, and the best part is we're on a bit of a delay, so he'll beat me to you dead by the time you say that, but I appreciate
Speaker 4:the effort. Um, yeah, I'll. I'll start us off here. So what I'm talking about today is we're getting a little nautical, oh, no nautical, and we're getting to cryptid territory a smidge, oh well, I have been missing our cryptid corner. I'm not gonna lie yeah, I think now that we kind of took it, you know, a step back from it, got a little bit of a rejuvenation, or you know what I mean. Maybe we'll pencil some of that in sometime in the future.
Speaker 3:Maybe that'll just be normal episodes.
Speaker 4:Yeah, who's to say?
Speaker 3:Be on the lookout for our sixth parter on Bigfoot and Bitch.
Speaker 2:Fat Bitch.
Speaker 3:Fat yeah.
Speaker 2:And Bigfoot's sister Bitch Fat.
Speaker 4:So we all know about the bloop yeah.
Speaker 2:We did have we talked about it Like the noise in the ocean?
Speaker 4:yeah, we did. Have we talked about it like the noise in the ocean, exactly, tldr. Back in like the 90s, um, the noaa heard, uh, this like super high pitched, like noise that. Uh, they could not explain what it was coming from, but they were under the impression that it was from a living being. Judging by a whale yeah, judging by the distance of the distance of the of the distance of the sound from the microphone machinery that they're using.
Speaker 4:Uh, they also were able to kind of theorize that whatever made this sound is fucking huge, um, gigantic, so a little bit of a mystery. We talked about it in a real, real, early. Um, gigantic, so a little bit of a mystery. We talked about it in a real, real, early uh video. Um, their episode with um the singer from dead awake so I believe he was on that one. Uh, but go check that guy out. And, um, yeah, so TLDR.
Speaker 4:It turns out that that blue more than likely was just some faulty equipment or it was also theorized that it was, uh, glacial ice kind of scraping against the bottom of the ocean. Those are the main theories. On 4chan, we had and the the 4chan post is gone. You can find it on reddit. Someone uploaded it to reddit. That's why this is technically reddit story for me. Um, but on 4chan, someone posted on there about the bloop and they're like isn't that crazy? Some random guy and this was on, uh, may 25th of 2020 random, uh anon posts and everyone's like, oh, the, the bloop, that must been just like a malfunction. And he's like, oh, nah, that's the black carpet. And, uh, he's like it's a bit of an urban legend amongst deep sea divers like me and everyone's just like and the discord was literally talking about this like today or yesterday, damn it, who's?
Speaker 2:who's spying on me?
Speaker 4:damn you, you spoiled it well, no one check out the discord until this episode comes out, which channel.
Speaker 3:I need to read this but anyway.
Speaker 4:so um the the poster basically goes on to say that he doesn't remember all of the details from all the stories at the moment, but he is going to talk to his buddy to get us some details on a whole bunch of stories that other divers have of this black carpet thing. Essentially, what he does remember is that it is some sort of colony organism like a giant moving coral. It's a giant black carpet of macro by macro biotic cells that crawls over the ocean floor, sifting through nutrients with millions of tiny feelers. Nobody has ever gotten a good estimate of the size, other than it's big and apparently makes a noise similar to this bloop. One guy apparently saw it swimming, slash, riding the currents as well. So it does more than just crawl, uh, on the ocean floor and, uh, everyone in that 4chan post was basically just like this sounds like a giant fucking jellyfish.
Speaker 2:that's terrifying and he's like yep pretty much it's like mushrooms how they make like a network of interconnected shit underneath the soil, except this is on top of the water, yeah, and I'm not sure which is worse. I would say, at least if it's underground, you can't see it wiggling around worse I don't know man, I hate the water as is, so like yeah yeah, water is scarier, but the fact that the mushrooms are concealed makes it scarier I'll eat a.
Speaker 3:I'll eat a fucking mushroom, though oh, I love me a mushroom I'll punch a mushroom right in its face.
Speaker 4:So then the guy goes on. He's like, all right, let me see if I can find some stories about this uh, the black carpet and I can tell you guys all about him. So he leaves for a little bit and he comes back and he's like all right, talk to my buddy, I got a couple stories about this thing. And he goes on to mention that it's a story that his buddy heard from some finnish guy with a very strong accent. Then it's not real. Yeah, he does say, and I'll give him the credit.
Speaker 4:He's like, take a bunch of this with a grain of salt, because a lot of these are just a bunch of, he said she says finland ain't real, it's all made up, agreed, um, but uh, he basically, before he even mentions this, he mentions how some of the claims that he's heard is. He heard a retired sea diver talk about how he's claimed to see it Basically take an entire decomposing sperm whale and consume it and, like, pull it down into the depths, and that I did not like. I did not like the mental image.
Speaker 2:This is worse than mushroom and that I did not like.
Speaker 4:I did not like the mental image. This is worse than mushroom. Yeah, I did not like the mental image of something grabbing a whale and sucking it down into the depths. No, thank you. So anyway.
Speaker 4:Finnish man, strong accent, Said he was doing a deep dive repair of some cables underwater. He assumed that they were fiber optic, but it doesn't really matter too much. He initially thought he was in the wrong spot because he couldn't find the cables anywhere. He starts searching and eventually finds one end, but just one. It's sheared clean through. He gets his dive buddy to stay with that end while he goes and looks for the other end. He's swimming in a straight line in the direction of the line. In his estimation he swam about half a mile before he found the other end of the line. He stressed that the entire half-mile section of this line was completely gone. It was a very big deal because everyone thought it was the Russians, but this guy was sure that it was the carpet thing that did it, because he apparently heard that bloop noise that everyone thinks is the bloop and not you know this giant thing, cluster of thing in the ocean.
Speaker 4:The next story that he gets from us is that I heard it from my buddy, heard it from a guy, heard it from another guy so take this with a very heavy grain of salt but he said that the guy was doing this deep diving in a location. He didn't want to give specifics about it, but just stated that it was a very, very deep part of the ocean. Uh, he starts hearing this like odd noise that people uh associate with the bloop or now the carpet. Uh, the way that it was described was this ultra low pitch, sort of like a creepy distorted whale song. Uh, as he gets closer, he hears the almost static crackling noise as well. The way he hears the almost static crackling noise as well, the way he described it, it was like a million prawns getting cracked open at once. Uh, if that makes, uh, that kind of sound, it kind of I don't like that because that like bone snapping yeah, like the shell of a crab or something.
Speaker 4:Um, he mentions that as he got close to the bottom, the noise, noise kept getting louder and louder and it was at the point that he was thinking that he was hearing some sort of like sonar from a submarine. That's how intense it was getting for him. Um, when he gets to the bottom, he shines a light around trying to find whatever he's looking for. Um, and what he was finding was that the seafloor had literally come to life and just started crawling right past him. Um, was that the seafloor had literally come to life and just started crawling right past him. Apparently, this is one of the better descriptions of this thing, that it's just this giant thing that sits on the seafloor and just kind of crawls away. Apparently, the guy swam back up to the surface to get more equipment, to try to get samples or record this thing. It took him a couple hours to get back to the position and when he got back down there, the thing was just gone completely.
Speaker 4:So, pretty creepy. So far right oh.
Speaker 3:I'm so spooked, I know Right, I know Right, it's pretty creepy, so spooked.
Speaker 4:Yeah, anyway, so there's another one here. I don't think I remember reading this one. Let's see, uh, so we got another one here. This one is like more of like a story, I believe. Um, apparently, this one is like the urban legend that's been around like the diving community. This is like the main one.
Speaker 4:I feel like these people probably just like saw the trash island that's floating out in the pac they might've, but there is, um, I did just see an uh an article where there is another like a colony of like these microorganisms that are the size of the country of Greece, and it's just we're roaming around in the ocean somewhere. It's just a bunch of like, but you got like like little like yeah, basically just like attached to each other, just drifting around. So very well, just could be that um, but anyway, so the ocean's gross.
Speaker 2:I fucking hate the ocean.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm not a fan uh anyway.
Speaker 4:So uh, this one takes place in a submarine, so the submarine is doing some uh patrolling for uh, you know, like chinese or russian or north korean uh submarines. The guys like the story is kind of inconsistent, that the enemy's submarine changes every time. I hear this story so it's meh.
Speaker 2:But he says that for whatever reason, with human rights violations exactly.
Speaker 4:You know one of those commies. Um, so he says for whatever reason, they're not using active sonar because they want to avoid detection. Um, they're just floating uh quote unquote a couple hundred meters off of the sea floor. They're just sitting there chilling and listening, with their sensors trying to detect enemy submarines. When they start hearing the, the boop noise their sensors can't make anything of, and it's getting louder and louder at a more alarming rate. It starts out as something only the sensors can hear, but after a while the crew inside the sub can start to hear it themselves.
Speaker 4:The captain thinks that the only explanation is that there's some new sonar jamming technology or something that's fucking with them. And then Anon goes on to say this is the part of the story that stays the most consistent, probably because it's the most memorable. So a sonar operator shouts out new sonar contact and then the captain says what's our depth? I'm sorry. The crew mate says what's our depth? The captain replies 500 meters. The sonar operator replies but, sir, the sonar says the seafloor is 10 meters below us. The captain says that's nonsense and he walks over to the sonar station and he checks the readings, then walks over to the helmsman and checks the depth. He checks the nautical charts for where they are, and somehow, apparently, the ocean has gotten about 200 meters more shallow. So the captain then orders another ping from the sonar to try to shallow, oh yeah it
Speaker 4:gets better. Again it's better. So the captain then orders another ping for the sonar to try to locate the source of the noise. Sonar operator speaks, speaks up again. He says, sir, the ocean is getting deeper again. Captain asks him to repeat himself. He says the ocean floor is once again at expected depth, sir. Captain takes a look for himself and sure enough, there's no longer them being 10 meters above the ocean floor. There's also a very, very large dot on the screen behind the submarine. Captain asks what the large contact is. Sonar operator says it's an equipment malfunction. The captain then pings again, just out of curiosity, and the equipment malfunction that they stated it being has maintained its shape and is continuing to move away, again just out of curiosity. And the equipment malfunction that they stated it being has maintained its shape and is continuing to move away from the submarine. Apparently it's taking the strange noise with it. So apparently the carpet is that fucking huge where. That's what she said where it basically.
Speaker 4:It basically takes up like a 200 meter depth is what I'm understanding.
Speaker 3:That's a deep carpet.
Speaker 4:This is a big carpet. This ain't your Persian carpet. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 4:This ain't a throw carpet. Is it Berber? Berber carpet? I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 3:This ain't a throw carpet my boy. So Is it Berber? It might be, Is it fucking Berber carpet?
Speaker 4:It's a bit of shag. It's a shag carpet, Anyway. So people keep going on in this Shag, this carpet. I'm going to fuck this carpet. People keep going on about this thing and someone says it sounds kind of similar to a jellyfish, which is an actual colony and is an actual colony of microorganisms. He said this sounds like it could possibly be related to the Portuguese man o' war, which, if you haven't seen what those things look like, it's fucking terrifying. It's like a fucking six-foot jellyfish.
Speaker 2:It's so killer, it's gonna be a, a man or war. Are you assuming it's gender?
Speaker 4:Man or war, who knows? But that that I crossed the line at jellyfish getting that fucking big. That's terrifying. If the jellyfish get that big, what the fuck else is that big out there that we don't see? I don't know.
Speaker 3:Maybe the black carpet. Let's send ocean gate to go investigate they're doing it again they already are.
Speaker 1:I know I saw that, so anyway so people are like is this, so people so?
Speaker 4:people I'll do it again.
Speaker 4:So people are like so this must be like a giant jellyfish. Then, right, and the guy's like well, the way I've heard it described, it shares more similarities with a starfish or sea anemone than a jellyfish. He said that he talked with a marine biologist guy who said he'd seen it, um, that it had some interesting. He's seen it and had some interesting thoughts on it as well. He said that he said some things here that I don't fully understand, so we're going to go through this together.
Speaker 4:His idea is that it's some sort of holdover slash descendant from the very first invertebrate forms of life on earth. He did a whole long talk about how coral is one of the oldest forms of life on the planet and the reason why the ocean and the reason why the ocean is the only place teeming with large invertebrate creatures is because that's where all life first started. In his mind, jellyfish and all our sea invertebrates probably evolved from this thing, rather than vice versa. This giant carpet or whatever would have been one of those very first life forms to ever exist on Earth, technically making them our ancient ancestors. And this is the bit that I don't really understand. Um, so, uh, someone goes on to say hey, this is the closest thing I could find to what they're describing. And they found footage. It's an image, and it says recent ROV expeditions have uncovered new footage of an array of bizarre siphonophores Siphonophores and it kind of just looks like a like a feather, like a blue feather duster.
Speaker 1:Yeah, lying on the ocean floor, yeah.
Speaker 4:And the guy's like, yeah, that's actually. That looks like what I picture in my brain when I think of the black carpet, and I don't see that, but I guess that's kind of this is our best description. Again, it just looks like a feather duster. Um, it's s-i-p-h-o-n-o-p-h-o-r-e-s syncyphonophores. I don't know what that is, but, um, that, that's pretty much it. That's, that's our fucking, that's our our black carpet's our, our black carpet. This thing is apparently also referenced in other crypto books as well. Um, there is a crypto book, um, that someone found on their shelf from the eighties, uh, and it references something called the hide, which apparently is this like flat, uh, fish thing with eyes along the rim. There's a size of a large cow, um, and people are like, oh, this might be that just a bigger version of it. Who the fuck knows? But that's black carpet. What do?
Speaker 2:you think Big ol' underwater I think, when we do find this thing, I want a DeFrank true facts video True facts about the black carpet.
Speaker 3:The black carpet, it's carpet oh really big boy, it's a carpet I would love that.
Speaker 4:Uh, it's bound to happen eventually. He just did one of the exploding plants. So here we are. But the ocean already freaks me out, and I think what freaks me out even more is the thought of things that big Like they say, this thing is a thousand feet long that I can't imagine something that fucking big.
Speaker 3:This is my whole thing with like these, like oversized, like cryptid types how the fuck they hiding so good?
Speaker 4:Well, I mean, the water is a lot of water.
Speaker 3:There's a lot of there's. Yeah, there's like a thousand feet in the ocean is really not that much. I mean the water's a lot of water.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of unexplored water. A thousand feet in the ocean is really not that much.
Speaker 3:I mean that's the size of a decent-sized ship.
Speaker 4:Right, right, well, and keep in mind as well, this thing apparently just rumbles around on the ocean floor. We don't go to the ocean floor that often, as we shouldn't. Yeah, as we should stay the fuck away.
Speaker 3:There's no need to go down there.
Speaker 4:We're not building civilizations down there there's a couple other. We've seen Bioshock I'm playing that right now. There's a couple other stories on here of this thing like grabbing people with these like tentacle things that like come off of it and like it zaps them like what a jellyfish does. That's why everyone equated it to the jellyfish. Um, but like, apparently some of these tendrils are like 20 feet long maybe this is how we got stories of the kraken.
Speaker 4:It's yeah, maybe. Yeah, because it's talking about a guy was just like floating on the water and like he was just like he's like snorkeling and he sees like this tendril thing come up and he's like what the fuck is that? He looks up at his buddy and he like grabs him and he just and then just passes out. Yeah, and his buddy's just like what the fuck I got tased while swimming so this thing's fucking creepy.
Speaker 4:I just don't like big things in the water. I don't like the water at all. Stay far away from the water. Everyone listening? Stay away from the water. Get away from the beach. There's sharks in there. They're gonna eat your face off.
Speaker 2:There's literally no reason for us to be in the water I laid away ago last week for a really long time just like thinking about being on a ship and I've been on a ship before. But then I thought about it some more and I was like why did I do that?
Speaker 3:that was a terrible idea I, I can't even fathom like wanting to go on a cruise. That's.
Speaker 4:Lori's like oh, I wouldn't mind going on a cruise again. I'm like you'll have to kill me and drag my corpse onto that ship in order for me to be on that thing. I'm never getting on a cruise ship.
Speaker 3:How many people fall off of cruise ships? Not only that, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Yeah people do fall, they get drunk and then they hang off the balcony in their room and then fall off.
Speaker 4:Not only that, but ever since I heard about fucking Poopgate or whatever, that one ship was Poopgate. There's a Carnival Cruise Line that broke down in 2012. It had to, like stay offshore and they like ran out of room for everybody's shit, right, and there's just shit, just like pooling up in the in, like the hallways, and they had like baggies of their poop hanging out of their door and uh, yeah, no, no, thank you no shit, shit, fucking paradise over there, shit paradise.
Speaker 4:Well, that's the black carpet. I highly suggest looking more into it because it's super fun. Uh, and I want to bring a cryptid into the mix, because we haven't done that in a while who's next who?
Speaker 3:is, I can go next, I suppose. Okay, um, so I've actually been wanting to talk about this one for a while, but I didn't. I guess these episodes are like the best to to do this with. But, um, did you find it on Reddit?
Speaker 2:No, 4chan Okay.
Speaker 3:So you know. Reddit adjacent, but yeah, so this is. I don't know, you guys probably maybe heard this, but it's just what I would call Ori Chef. I don't know O-R-I-E Chef, I'm not sure if you guys have heard about this one, but essentially it's your classic 4chan X forum post that basically led to a, which is paranormal, right, I Fuck.
Speaker 1:I can't remember.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think you might be right, but it's weird because this isn't really what I would call a paranormal thing. But it's weird because this isn't really what I would call a paranormal thing. Anyways, this post leads to a weird account on Facebook, to a person that was named Ori Chef. So basically, op stated that they were reading an article somewhere on Facebook and they noticed this person was commenting on the post, just saying really outlandishly weird shit, which I guess isn't really like super uncommon for Facebook, but it like piqued their interest. So they said one of the comments was like I want to be cremated before my husband, and basically it was going on and on about like just random shit, like just saying weird things. It was really broken English. English, by the way, uh, it was like a mixture between english and um, what I assume is what I'm not actually familiar with, what the language in the philippines is, but uh, whatever that is sort of spanish why would it be spanish?
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 3:I don't even know how to move past that um no, it's not even South. America bro, the Philippines is in Asia bro oh, my fucking god, I should have just looked up what fucking the language is, but it's tagalog. I forgot. I knew that I couldn't think of it anyways god damn jesus christ I guess keep that in.
Speaker 4:I don't know, I don't know where shit is on a map you should know where the fucking philippines is, at least like what.
Speaker 3:Why is that one at?
Speaker 4:least I don't know people say that about like mexico and canada. What do? You one, at least I don't know people say that about, like mexico and canada. What do you mean? At least I don't know.
Speaker 3:I I'm not sure what I was thinking um anyways. So this poster was just being weird on a fucking uh.
Speaker 2:On another post we just made fun of mike. But the third sentence in the light in the wikipedia article for languages of the Philippines is a number of Spanish-influenced Creole varieties yes.
Speaker 3:Our one Filipino listener is just like no, no, no, he's right.
Speaker 4:Hell yeah brother, I did that on purpose, I know my shit.
Speaker 2:See, the official languages are Filipino and English.
Speaker 4:Oh, english you say oh.
Speaker 3:Anyways, alright, so that's why the broken. Okay, anyways, let's move past this. So yeah, basically just somebody with some broken-ass English being fucking weird on another person's post, and this made OP a little curious. They were like, huh, maybe I should just click on this person and see who the on this person and see, like, who the fuck this person is. So that's exactly what they do. They go to their profile and they realize that something is fucking off. Um, they notice that every single friend of this person is just a clone of the same account.
Speaker 3:What I want you to do, if you haven't, is I want you to go to Facebook. It's going to take you five seconds. I want you to type in OriChef, that's O-R-I-E Chef. When you do this, if you search this in Facebook, there are so many fucking accounts that pop up named ori chef, and I'm talking. I'm talking hundreds, maybe even thousands of accounts with the same. There's, like these two, like three to four images that they use right, it's fucking wild. So things have changed since this first started um, which I believe this like happened in 2018 was when it started to garner a lot of like interest, uh, on online, um, but basically, when it started um, the original account, which at this point I'm not sure which one is the original, um, when I was like looking for it. But basically everything you'll see on these accounts are like weird, just videos of I don't know like animal gore and like there'll be pictures of like her and her family, but like there'll be really weird pictures, like she'll edit them in a certain way that makes them.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they'll be distorted and like um, there was like a like one of them was like a loading bar that said like dead on it and like just like weird stuff like that, like there's really no rhyme or reason to what they're like. All the all the accounts were posting. There's no rhyme or reason to what they were posting and they were all friends with each other and basically every account would have like a handful of other people who were friends with them that would like comment on them like nothing was wrong. So that was really bizarre. What's up?
Speaker 3:sounds like bots it kind of seems that way.
Speaker 4:But we've established this already.
Speaker 3:Each of these accounts had a weird bio that said something different.
Speaker 1:They were all slightly different.
Speaker 3:Bio.
Speaker 2:Did you know that Spanish was the official language of the Philippines?
Speaker 1:for three centuries Until 1863.
Speaker 4:Sometimes we accidentally fail upwards you know?
Speaker 3:Did you know? They also invented the Tootsie Roll.
Speaker 4:It's weird how that works out. I'm happy this turned out for me.
Speaker 2:I was gonna leave it in when we thought Mike was the idiot, but now I think.
Speaker 1:I'm just gonna edit it out.
Speaker 2:Save me from the embarrassment.
Speaker 3:So yeah, Anyways, moving on yeah, a lot of these profiles had really weird shit going on in them.
Speaker 3:Like I said, you'd find like this animal gore and like there's actually like a few that were like alluding to her, like killing her children and just all this weird cryptic stuff that made no sense at all, like at all. So the original poster of the 4chan post actually messaged them like what I assume is the original account or whatever, and basically talked to them and they were like yo, what is going on here? Like why do you have so many accounts? And all they said was Facebook games. Yeah, so they claim that they were making all these accounts just purely for Facebook games. Facebook games, those weren't around that much in 2018. I don't think. Yeah, I mean, clearly, it's not a great answer, right? So her posts are not great either. Like I said, lots of like normal stuff sandwiched between not normal stuff, which is just it's just looking back at some of the posts that people were finding like back in the day, it just it's really like uneasy and it's weird to think that 2018 was six years ago. Um, like now that I'm thinking about it in my head, but, like you know, shit was much different six years ago. But either way, um, some weird of the like, weirder posts that we found, uh were uh, like, uh. So this one post actually actually like started getting a lot of attention from the internet.
Speaker 3:Um, she said something along the lines of um, hey, I want to talk about someone named daphne. Um, my father was friends with her and this is what I remember about her from when I was eight years old. And she says that her dad went to her house and she wanted to have surgery to look like much prettier and he said that that wasn't going to help. And then, when he came back, uh, she said that he, that or he said that she was dead and that she killed herself. And now she's haunting my dreams and it was really stupid. Like I just don't. Like I I had to like basically reword what she said because it was not readable essentially. But, um, if you look at some of her other posts, uh, the story that she said is mostly bullshit. Like you have to assume she would repost a bunch of like creepypastas, but she would essentially make them to seem like they were her stories or they were about her.
Speaker 3:Um, and stealing the thunder yeah, I don't know, it was just. It's just really weird. Some of the imagery you see, too, is really really just really weird. And, um, yeah, she was, uh, just kind of, I think whoever this person was, I think they just kind of started taking this like all of a sudden, like garnered fame, and they were just like kind of rolling with it because, uh, they ended up going um and being featured on dross, which was a youtuber, uh, who I'm not super familiar with. But then nexpo did a video, um on it too, um, and check that out, it's pretty good. And, to be honest, I don't know what the fuck any of this shit means. I don't know what's going on here and there's really no rhyme or reason to it. There's no like factual, like this is what it was, this is who it is. It's just fucking weird. And then, and still to this day, facebook just has a billion, fucking like a billion different versions of Ori Chef on there, and it's really just bizarre to me.
Speaker 4:Where does the chef portion come into play?
Speaker 3:No idea, no idea, I have no idea, not cooking anything. Maybe she cooked someone alive, I'm not sure. Oh, it's just really bizarre.
Speaker 3:Though I thought it was weird, I thought it was just a neat, a neat little like stupid little rabbit hole that you can go into if you really felt like it, you can go and click on every 1000 ori chefs every does every page have its own individual like photos and shit in it I mean, if you click into a lot of them, yeah, there's like random posts but like who knows, like who the fuck knows who's who though you know what I'm saying like and they're all, they're all in, like, uh, the tag along, it seems like, well, some are english, but it like every I don't know. You just click oh well, I'm thinking of those peanut butter uh cookies. Tag a log, um, my bad um. But yeah, no, every, every fucking uh profile isn't like fully fleshed out, but a lot of them do have random shit. But I also think that, because of the original, like you know, people finding that there was just like hundreds of them. I guarantee like half of these are like people that just like made their own, you know. So I don't really know.
Speaker 3:I thought it was weird. The pictures are weird. One of the pictures is like really similar to Jeff the killer, um, but it's a picture that she uses a lot in her actual shit. But yeah, it's just, it's just a bizarre little little thing. And this one's her with lettuce on her head. Look at that, look at that, that's not his head.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so, yeah, yeah, so yeah. You can literally scroll forever like I'm. I can just. There's just so many, there's just so much stuff.
Speaker 1:It's stupid and I hate it well now with mood, with to the weather, yeah, so my thing is not a reddit mystery.
Speaker 2:It's, but it is something I found on reddit. It's a weird website from the early 2000s which I think we've established by now is like my favorite brand of weird internet shit. So this website is 8 march 2003.com and it's not there anymore. But you can find it on the wayback machine. And be careful if you do look at it on the wayback machine, because at some point in like the 2010s it became a japanese porn site and that is very much archived by the wayback machine.
Speaker 2:So if you want that, you can go look at that too but the original version.
Speaker 2:I need to know what date, so I don't go to it yeah, I want to avoid that date specifically anything after 2005, I believe, is, uh, japanese porn, so do with that what you will. Um? So this, this website, is like a really old school website, and it's just a black background with some red text on top of it and it says global public announcement. On this date, an astounding discovery will be revealed to the world. On march 8 2003, something extraordinary will be posted on this site, something that will shock you, something that could have global implications. Something extraordinary will be posted on this site, something that will shock you, something that could have global implications, something that will make you want to rethink your future.
Speaker 4:My story.
Speaker 1:I was only 10.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I was 10 years old.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to rethink everything this was going on and your feeble little mind couldn't even comprehend it oh no.
Speaker 2:So I'm going to summarize the middle portion of this, because there's a very long write-up of what happens to this individual on this website, but it starts off with my story. Due to reasons you will come to understand as you read on, I cannot reveal my identity at this time. Some months ago, while trekking through a mountain range on an amateur photo shoot during my holidays, my attention was taken by a glint of light under a shrub. I discovered it was the sun's reflection off of a piece of broken glass, and there's a picture included of this piece of broken glass by the curved, polished surface on one side. I thought it might have just been from some type of magnifying glass.
Speaker 2:I rummaged around under the shrub wondering if someone had dropped their binoculars, but instead, to my surprise, I found a badly damaged camera lens. I looked at the piece of glass in my hand it was from a fragment from a shattered lens. Beyond the shrub was a rocky terrain that led off of a sheer cliff. I spotted some other parts of the lens scattered about the area. Then I found the main body of the camera. It was an Olympus OM40 SLR, which was in production during the early 80s. The entire camera was smashed and covered in a silvery, soot-like powder, as if it had been thrown under a fire. Yet on closer inspection, there was some oxidization on parts of the exposed metal casing.
Speaker 2:It had obviously been there for quite some time. And then there's a picture of the camera itself and then a picture of the back of the camera. My first thought was that someone must have dropped the camera. Of the back of the camera, my first thought was that someone must have dropped it off, the dropped the camera from the top of the cliff, causing it to shatter on the rocks below, and that there must have been a raging fire through the valley at some stage. Taking a closer look at my surroundings, there were no signs of recent fires.
Speaker 2:Had someone tried to destroy the camera by burning it? When I sniffed the soot, it had had a pungent, explosive like smell to it. I turned it over and wiped the film cartridge display window. The hair on the back of my neck stood on end. There was still film in the camera and so the rest of this kind of details this person taking the film from the camera and taking it back to their dark room to develop it. And they develop it, but then they don't tell you what's actually on it and they explain that they decide to start trying to google to find more information about the things that they see in the photos that are in this film and basically what they say is that as soon as they start doing that, like government operatives or something start tapping their phone and like showing up at their house and stalking them and stuff. And so they took the photos.
Speaker 2:Uh, no, because they were Googling information about what they saw on the photos, and so they decide that they're going to release the information that they find and the photos themselves on 8th of March 2003, which is what this entire website is about. The first page of this ends with I only use computers at internet cafes. I do not remain in one city, state or country for any length of time. I must keep on the move. I must not allow them to stop me or trace my whereabouts. I have set the date for the release in the future to allow time to build publicity With the world's full attention. These secret agencies are privately run. Factions cannot deny or lie to the public about what I will reveal. I know there are some of you who will judge this as some sort of fantastic publicity stunt, but remember, things are not always as they seem. Make no hasty assessment about this event until you see the images and the photos. Reserve your judgment.
Speaker 4:Until then, when all will be revealed.
Speaker 2:Revealed, then you can decide what is or isn't. This can be a dick butt. Maybe is that what's gonna happen. Um, so there are several updates that are made to this website throughout the coming months and we get get some more photos of the camera, and then on January 19th and December 8th, there's a couple posts that, basically, are just more explanation of how this person is on the run from the authorities until March 8th of 2003 itself, when they post the long-awaited update and, uh, I closed the tab that had it in it no, but basically basically, they post a bunch of these photos and um they they start off the post with.
Speaker 2:You've waited five months, you've discussed, you've speculated. There were times when I thought this day would never come. Some of you have doubted my story. Thank you to all who supported me with positive and encouraging emails.
Speaker 2:My story continues and so there's a couple of photos, and there's photos that are like taken out of the side of a airplane, and the descriptions are. The photo above is from a heat damaged film of the burnt camera I found while hiking through a mountain range last year. The images are badly distorted. This photo was clearly taken from the cockpit of a small plane. In the distance you can see pylons towering high above a forest floor in the valley between the mountains. The next shot shows some kind of gigantic ship sitting inside a steel cradle on a man-made plateau between two mountains.
Speaker 2:Why the hell has a secret faction built a super ship on a man-made plateau in a mountain range high above the sea level? And this goes on for pages and pages and pages about how, apparently, some sort of secret faction in the jungle is building a new noah's ark to basically survive the coming flood, and I don't know if they ever really detail why they came to that assumption, other than it's a big ship and they just decided that that must be what it's for. There is more information about the faction, I guess, and this person makes a couple more posts. They're mostly laced with crazy shit like what could cause this? A meteor strike, a pole shift, an earth crust displacement, the earth tilting on its axis, an alien invasion, a massive solar flare, the near passing of another celestial body such as planet X, and that just goes on for a while and then eventually, in like 2005, the website just goes offline.
Speaker 4:Oh cool. So, you can go back. I don't remember any floods needing a or happening.
Speaker 2:So you can go back and read all these schizophrenic posts, but at some point this person does post a disclaimer and say that they've gotten lots of contact from people who are super concerned about this and they're just like I made this up, I 100 made this up just to like, get attention, and there is absolutely no reason behind any of this, but this is kind of it's very long and very detailed and it's basically like one of the early 2000s original creepypastas that isn't really talked about anymore.
Speaker 2:I guess I don't know if it's creepypasta, it's just like schizophrenic ramblings. But the admittedly fake schizophrenic ramblings I don't know. It's just a fun little thing. There is an archive of emails that this person received. Some of them are like oh good job, uh way to post something weird on the internet, and some of them are like I was so fucking worried, why did you?
Speaker 1:do this. Why would you?
Speaker 3:why would you do this?
Speaker 2:to me um this is why.
Speaker 2:This is exactly why I did this, yeah, but there's no mystery here. Um, I did find another thing that I'll go over just like real quick in two minutes, because it's super simple, because, uh, this one is definitely real and this one is called cutoffmyfeetcom. And this is another one that you have to find on the wayback machine and it's from like the same era, around 2002 to 2003, and it's a post on a website from someone named paul morgan. And paul morgan just makes this website and the whole front page is basically hey, you pay me money and I will livestream myself building a guillotine and chopping my feet off, and if you pay me money, you can watch me do that.
Speaker 2:And the reason behind this is, apparently this guy was semi-paralyzed in a boating accident so that, like below the knees, his legs don't work, but they won't give him any prosthetics or anything to actually be able to use his legs because they say that he doesn't need any further surgery, like it's not an active risk to his health, but he really wants prosthetics so that he can run again, and so he's like I'm just gonna cut him off and then they'll have to give me prosthetics that's how that works, yeah and so like his whole fucking plan is just like I'm gonna sell a bunch of tickets to this live stream and people are gonna pay me a bunch of money and then I won't have any legs and they'll have to give me prosthetics and I can use the money from the live stream to pay for him.
Speaker 2:But I guess, like thousands and thousands and thousands of people came to the website but he only sold like 20 tickets to the live stream. So he made one update to the site that explained that he had, like, found a camera crew and everything to help him with it, and he actually posted a picture of him working on the guillotine he was going to use. And then there were no updates after that and the website eventually went offline in like 2004. And so we don't know what happened to this guy's legs.
Speaker 3:It's like the most classic like 2000s website ever with just like clip art of a guy chopping his feet off.
Speaker 2:There's like a logo at the top. That's like an amputated foot, frex.
Speaker 3:Welcome welcome, I love it.
Speaker 4:I love that classic internet look.
Speaker 3:Adult lifelike love dolls. He's got NaughtyToyscom sponsoring him. That's nice, yeah, man.
Speaker 2:At some point you could send donations to Frex Promotions at PO Box 260 in Lumberton Mississippi.
Speaker 4:I wonder if that's still active.
Speaker 3:For $20, you can watch this man.
Speaker 4:Can we send him something? Can we send him like $20 and be like this is for your guillotine? That's weird and interesting. How did you come across this now again?
Speaker 2:I found both these things in the same reddit thread fantastic I just googled like internet mysteries, reddit something, and went through a few pages until I found it.
Speaker 3:That's funny, I think. I think I fucking looked at the same one.
Speaker 2:Uh, when I was looking at stuff, it was mostly just a thread of people that were like I remember this weird thing from the early 2000s but I can't find it anymore, and then other people being like I found it.
Speaker 3:Here you go. It's right here. I love that. Well, that's fucking weird.
Speaker 4:I feel like I came ill-prepared. You guys had some real weird shit. I just had a jellyfish.
Speaker 3:I don't know. You had the black carpet.
Speaker 2:It was just a no sleep post. Oh well, yeah, that was weird. That one is more interesting than the no sleep post on a dedicated website.
Speaker 4:I was really hoping that March 8th 2003 would come up. Oh, by the way, is it just what's the domain for that? 8march2003.com. 8march2003. Stay away from the porn. I was kind of hoping like it was going to be a long con joke and he would have just posted like a fucking, you would have Rick rolled people or whatever they're doing in 2003.
Speaker 1:That would have been wonderful Dancing baby.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that would have been wonderful, all this hype up just for dancing baby lemon party.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we don't want to go there Meat spin oh.
Speaker 3:I found.
Speaker 1:I found the wrong one.
Speaker 2:At least we're not live streaming it this time.
Speaker 3:I can't do anything about it now.
Speaker 4:That's a loss to the archives.
Speaker 3:They didn't save it when that one random titty came up.
Speaker 4:Yeah, well, that's what you get for going to laughinghorseorphusescom. One random titty, a lot of work for one titty. I want to bring up one more, because you didn't bring it up, doug, and we have a couple minutes and I just want to kind of sploosh it on in because we're never going to cover it, the fucking codex guy, I guess so I didn't look too much into it, but there's really not that much information on this bad boy anyway.
Speaker 3:So all I have to say real quick about 8 March 2003 is that it is now a website for a Wuhan college.
Speaker 4:Oh. Well that's good. You can get your education in photography Maybe.
Speaker 2:So you're saying COVID is why they were building the ark? I get it.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, it's full circle. It all makes sense now, now so any hoodles? So?
Speaker 4:the other thing that I was gonna cover, but I decided to go with the giant jellyfish is called the codex gigas, and it's called the codex gigas, or, in other terms, the devil's bible, the devil's wiener. Uh, reason being is that this is the largest medieval uh manuscript ever found in the world. Um, it is 36 inches at length, um, and it is. It's a thick, fucking bitch. It's a thick, three foot thick book. It's huge, um, but um, you'll find everything in here. It's like typical, like romanesque um, monastic uh, monastic, uh, like book productions where, um, you got like the more like papyrus pages, um, and it's got the rougher, like it's what you think of when you think of old book. Um, but this thing was created in the early 13th century in the benedictine monastery of uh podlisius in bohemia. I probably butchered that uh, which is now a modern day czech republic.
Speaker 4:But what's interesting about this thing is a lot of the pages are basically unreadable from time sun exposure, oils from human skin, things like that. There's one page, however, when skimming through it, is a page with. It is just, the entire page is dedicated to a full-length image of the devil, and that is why this is called the devil's Bible, because this page is a very clear image of the Bible. It's a little faded because it's been on display in museums and it's always on that page, so the lights have been kind of wearing away at the color, but this image of the devil is the most clear, uh, image on this book, um, I believe. I believe there is there's like wording on the page as well. It's written in blood, um, from my understanding, if I recall correctly, um, now, the image of the devil.
Speaker 4:He's a creepy boy, um, but it's, it's kind of it's creepy but goofy at the same time. I don't know how to really describe it um, but he, it's definitely something I wouldn't want to see in the middle of the night, uh, but it looks like it's from a smiling friends cartoon, like straight up the. This image of the devil looks like it's from smiling friends. Um, that's really all I got on it there's, it's just a. It's just a bible, like straight up. It's a bible with, um, very beautiful pages, um, but it for some reason there's this one image of the devil that caught everyone's attention and it's like one of the most detailed pieces in this book and, uh, it apparently just a real creepy thing. It leaves you with a real, real daunting feeling whenever you view this, this image of the devil which there he is. Ah, look at them boxers.
Speaker 3:Do you feel daunted?
Speaker 4:I feel uncomfortable. They didn't even draw his wiener. Yeah, he has like boxers on you right and it's even like got little hearts on him, yeah.
Speaker 1:I know, Little box briefs.
Speaker 4:But that's it really. That's why I wanted to bring it up, just because it's a small little thing. I just thought it was kind of cool. Codex Giygas Go look it up if you want. It's a short little thing, but I thought there was more to the jellyfish than that, so I wanted to bring the jellyfish into play.
Speaker 2:Man's over here talking about jellyfish and devils. The fact that the the drawing looks kind of goofy reminds me of something else I saw when I was looking stuff up that I decided not to look any further into, so I don't have a lot of information about it, but I found this one story about a guy who was like like allegedly used software to build his girlfriend.
Speaker 3:Like basically, I fucking read that one too imagine.
Speaker 2:His girlfriend, or like, develop this image that he has of his soulmate in his head. And then he like posted a picture on the internet and he was like this is my soulmate, everybody help me find them. And I was like this is interesting.
Speaker 2:And then I clicked on the link to see the picture and the picture is literally like a, an eighth graders doodle it is like it's just a circle head like the most stereotypically shaped lips you've ever seen in your entire life, and then just like scribbled on hair and like dark rimmed glasses. But it like I could doodle this A hundred percent.
Speaker 4:Meanwhile, he's got this like. He's got this like tape to a pillow. He's got it like propped up on like a broom handle, Just like. Hey, honey, how was work.
Speaker 2:This could be any medium length haired girl with dark rimmed glasses on the planet.
Speaker 4:This is any white woman you can come across.
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Speaker 4:Oh, I think you had me fucking follow them on youtube actually and I, uh I tweeted at haunt hounds, uh, last night, like I fucking love your show, it's so funny because they let out their new episode. And uh, olin rogers retweeted it and he's like thanks, dude, so I'm kind of famous now, uh, so that's a thing and I'm gushing over that.
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Speaker 4:because zach baggins sucks and he doesn't respond back ever um, maybe I get owen rogers yeah we that was more than we got out of Zach Bagans. Yeah, Zach Bagans, if you're listening, come on.
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Speaker 3:I got no Matt first I praise Orthon. I haven't mentioned Orthon and I was thinking, I was literally just thinking about that.
Speaker 4:My boy is out there collecting calcium and bones and living in a cave somewhere. He's starving because I haven't mentioned his name. So I want all of you to go to bed tonight and I want you to rest your arm underneath your pillow, like you would put a tooth under your pillow for the tooth fairy, because he hungry. He needs a bit more than teeth.
Speaker 2:Right now he's gonna take your arm, but look at it this way is that what happened to him after you kicked him out of your house? In the video that nobody's ever seen?
Speaker 4:the video that only you and I know about. Yes, that's exactly what happened, but he will take your arm, but it's for a good cause and you are just benefiting everyone and Orthon's people in the long term. So just do that and it's cool. He'll reward you gratefully in the afterlife. Matt, go for it.
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Speaker 2:If you I think a lot of younger people who listen to us uh probably aren't registered to vote and weren't planning on voting, and you should do that. Like 140 million people who were eligible to vote in the last election didn't do so, and that is how the status quo stays in place.
Speaker 3:Also vote.
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Speaker 3:It takes like all five minutes to go and vote, plus work lets you get like four hours off to go.
Speaker 4:Do it.
Speaker 2:You also don't have to do it Not everywhere.
Speaker 4:I have to do it, like on a day, legally they you in most states it's pretty every every job legally you get at least a minimum two hours off.
Speaker 3:I think Good good good, yeah, you have to. Um, that being said, against your beans, don't write us in.
Speaker 4:Write us in Don't do that, don't do that, nobody wants that we don't even know, I mean we don't even know that they used to speak Spanish in the Philippines.
Speaker 2:You don't want us in charge of foreign relations.
Speaker 4:This is how much you don't want me in the White House. Up until maybe, maybe five to seven years ago, did not know where Washington, washington DC, was on a map.
Speaker 2:I thought it was more recently I thought this was in Washington that tracks for sure we have this discussion because I'm like it's close to Virginia and you're like what?
Speaker 4:Yeah, that tracks, that actually tracks. Okay, let's forget that, cut this out editor. Anyway, everybody. Okay, let's forget that, cut this out editor. Anyway, everybody be cool. That's all I got. Be cool, be nice, be nice, be cool. Bye, bye, bye.
Speaker 2:Don't look under the internet.
