Don't Look Under the Internet
Don't Look Under the Internet
DLUTI 157 - GREYLOCK
We return to the world of analog horror this week. Find out if we hate it! (Matt's not here, so you will be spared lengthy rants.)
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Don't look under the internet nice playing the tummy smacks um to answer your question. Simple, simon. We can't read. Use a bitch. Mike didn't even see what you asked but that's his input. What'd he say? He said when are we going to get that milking farm review?
Speaker 2:Oh, get it Eventually.
Speaker 3:It'll be from Amelia, because Mike is reading that to his daughter.
Speaker 2:Exactly. Well, I guess I don't need that.
Speaker 4:I came into Mike's house today and his daughter Offered me ecstasy.
Speaker 3:That's true she was slinging E all over the house.
Speaker 4:Yeah, she was just walking around with E Simon. You can't, you won't bully me.
Speaker 2:You can't bully me and then I'll bully you.
Speaker 3:No one said no one took any. Nobody said nobody took any.
Speaker 4:I'm past those days.
Speaker 2:To clarify, she offered him a letter E, a foam letter E.
Speaker 3:And it was full of ecstasy, full of ecstasy.
Speaker 4:Right on my face.
Speaker 2:Slangin' Welcome everyone to sam.
Speaker 3:Oh, don't look under the internet starring yours truly you hi, I'm me you I'm also me me, you me, no, I'm me no, yeah, no, I you you this is how we bring this to a grinding hall before we even fucking start michael jason doug hello everybody. Hello, matt is not here he's.
Speaker 2:He's not, he's feeling a little under the weather, dead, he's feeling a little under the weather, so he's taking the night, um, which is unfortunate, because I was really looking forward to his opinion on oh yeah, but that's true, you know what? We'll get there. We'll get there, but welcome everyone's. Don't look on the internet. Internet horror comedy podcast um where you've come a long way, mike.
Speaker 3:I just need you to know that. Thank you, I try.
Speaker 2:I don't know if it's a good place that I've gotten to, but we're saying what we are correctly instead of just not fucking knowing. You're right and you know what else I'll say correctly is we're at deludy housekeeping, so we have a couple names and we're gonna play the classic game. Mike you recording video. Yes, okay, we're gonna play the classic game Name, name. We have Takeshi.
Speaker 3:Takeshi, it's just their name, I'm pretty sure, although I do like that name, I don't mind it.
Speaker 2:Takeshi. It sounds kind of like a samurai, kind of like Like an anime, like when an unknown, mysterious samurai walks in and they're like oh, that's Takeshi, what is he doing here? And it turns out there's a bounty and Takeshi's gonna get him man, we've got a whole backstory for this one.
Speaker 3:I can't hate this one could be better.
Speaker 2:What about the other one, brian Griffin, the dog from Family? Guy. Alright, I'll take that one. That's pretty silly.
Speaker 4:I'm here for it. I like the directness of it.
Speaker 3:It's like they're beating us over the head with a two by brian griffin, you know the one from family the dog from family guy.
Speaker 4:I like it, I'll take it. Yeah, I'll take it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, good names good names this week we're gonna get like. Next week we're gonna get fucking uh four sams, yeah, four sams. You're gonna get like. Uh week we're going to get fucking four Sams, yeah, four Sams.
Speaker 1:You're going to get like what do you think, roger the alien?
Speaker 2:from. American dad, what do you think?
Speaker 4:Bitch fat is doing right now.
Speaker 2:It's a fantastic question, bitch fat, if you're out there are you going to join the the?
Speaker 4:the discord bitch fat. Where are you at with this?
Speaker 3:We want to talk, we need to know what's happening.
Speaker 2:That concludes housekeeping craft keeping so thanks for that.
Speaker 3:Where do we keep those? Oh, you know that's not a question that I wanted to ask my butt, nope. So, boys, the topic for the day is that your segue yes yes, um, okay, no, no, no, let's see how he.
Speaker 2:Let's see how he does this one I I feel like, um, as of late I've been kind of closed off, kind of a little sheltered, uh, and it's. It's like there was like a padlock put over my heart, yeah, and it's just, it's not fun I'm. It's very gloomy and gray. Um, you could say it's a gray lock, that's over my heart right now damn it and um buddy
Speaker 2:we need a boo button. That's what we're talking about. Today is gray lock um, which has easily, easily, become probably one of my top five favorite oh, hell, yeah, yeah, it's actually very good.
Speaker 3:It's real fucking good, this one super dope.
Speaker 2:If you were looking for us to shit on something tonight, it sorry it won't be this one and it's safe to say because, like the funny thing is, you'll notice, with a lot of analog horrors, the first episode is like 850,000 views, and then video two comes out and it's like you got 4,000. And then everyone after that is like 800. It's like what happened here. This one, consistently, is like 250,000, 250,000, 300,000.
Speaker 4:I think altogether it was like close to 3 or 4 million views altogether.
Speaker 2:People are liking this one. I highly recommend it. Fucking dope Funkin' tits. I say let's just get into it and talk about it, because I'm excited to get to the end of it to discuss a bit further, okay, so where exactly do we start off On this beautiful bitch? Of an episode.
Speaker 4:Let me just say, as is tradition, um, when we do these YouTube Like Medias for you guys, uh, it's always preferable for you to watch Along with us. Uh, we're trying to Make this as digestible for you as we can Over our audio medium. Um, so again, we don't super Deep dive, but we're gonna tell you how it is, I guess. Yeah well, so again, we don't super deep dive, but we're gonna tell you how it is, I guess.
Speaker 2:We're gonna leave out. I mean not leave out on purpose, but this is diluity. You fucking figure it out.
Speaker 3:I will say it's taken us this long to say this, but I think you guys have figured this out, that each one of us kind of approach Our topics a little differently. Whereas some of us might go Very heavy handed into some lore and some background and some research, some of us might go very heavy-handed into some lore and some background and some research. Some of us might go very heavy-handed on the tropes.
Speaker 2:Not only that, the way that we take notes as well. You guys are very professional looking.
Speaker 4:I really hate looking at Mike's notes. Y'all are very professional.
Speaker 3:I hate it. No, your notes are a fucking travesty.
Speaker 2:You guys have like bullet points and little suggestions. How do you separate your ideas? I don't have to. These are thoughts. Yes, you do. This is just a string of consciousness. That's why it's terrible to look at it's like you just wrote a paragraph, it's just a block.
Speaker 4:And you have to now. How do you just look away and then look back and be like oh, that's where I was.
Speaker 3:How do you find a specific set of information there? Let's say, I ask you a question about video 10 or some shit. You know what I mean? It's right here. Yeah, all of it, it's all of it, because all that's up here.
Speaker 4:I don't want to see it, I don't want to think about it.
Speaker 2:Mike, I think it's because the way that I make my notes is the way I want to say it.
Speaker 4:That's fair, that's how I want it to come out of my mouth. I don't like planning out everything I'm going to say, because I get drunk and then I'm like Well Changing it up.
Speaker 3:I usually abandon my notes halfway through.
Speaker 4:So let's start At where we always start, and that's video one.
Speaker 3:How many videos do we have to look forward to In this series 12?
Speaker 4:We got 12 videos, but they a lot of them.
Speaker 2:I would say a good. They're hefty good. Five or so are pretty lengthy they're chonky, you see like two hours to finish this front to back.
Speaker 4:Probably around there maybe yeah, maybe two, two, three hours, depending on if you need snacks at some point maybe take a piss, I don't know, jerk it real quick, a quick jerk in between. I don't know if I want a jork after watching some of this but, that's fine. Video one. It's about a minute and a half Go grab yourself a drink, get some wine.
Speaker 3:Straight up cork in it and by it.
Speaker 2:I mean my pinot, pinot grigio.
Speaker 4:Alright, are we good, are we ready?
Speaker 3:You ready to start? I think so. I can't promise that won't happen again.
Speaker 4:Episode All right, are we good? Are we ready? You ready to start? I think so. I can't promise that won't happen again. So episode one or video one, whatever you want to call it minute and a half, not very long, pretty straightforward. It's called Back Online. Basically it starts off with this like kind of gray screen that pops into an emergency like broadcast, like Actually, no, broadcast is the wrong word, it's like an emergency sequence is what's happening and you hear this like audio playing over what looks to be like this old school computer lab kind of place and basically this robot voice is talking and you can tell that essentially whoever is whoever's point of view, we're seeing um is trying to like hack into this override that's happening in wherever they are. I know that's very vague and not very descriptive, but that's all we get. That's like really all we get.
Speaker 3:In this first video we just we see like an emergency shutdown is happening and someone is actively trying to download and extract some data from wherever they are so like oh my god, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, so basically it sounds like you know, it's like a systems coming online or some shit it's almost like the system's trying to go offline and then someone's trying to like yeah, someone's like trying to actively be like no, no, no, no, I'm trying to download shit, like stop, and like you hear it be like uh, I forget what it says, but it's like what do you want to do.
Speaker 4:And then, like you hear something go like Touch you and like it's kind of creepy.
Speaker 3:Well, the only reason I say that is because I just remembered the very beginning of this, because Kelly was interested in what I was. Looking at, and that's the first Time she's ever expressed that sentiment To me for anything I do.
Speaker 4:Don't fuck with me.
Speaker 3:Are you really interested? But she was, and so we Looked. Sentiment for me, you're like anything I do, don't fuck with me. Are you really interested? Um, but she was, and so we looked at the first sequence and when it was booting up, you could tell that like somebody was entering credentials that weren't recognized and then all of a sudden it's like oh, administrator override, like cleared, and then it started saying things about how, like oh, we're booting up at 10, 40 like all that kind of stuff, and it incrementally goes up.
Speaker 4:That's the only reason I ask, like right, because at the end of it, uh, they're like extracting some sort of data and it's like 80 done gotcha and then like okay, like that. So is that?
Speaker 2:what it was saying I must have heard completely different. I, when it was going through it, where it's like 10, 40, I thought it was said deleting. No, no, there's data.
Speaker 4:Someone was extracting data I thought it was deleting. Oh no, no, there's data extraction. Someone was extracting data I thought it was deleting. Trust me, I watched it like 30 times in a row just to make sure, Because at first I couldn't tell what the fuck and the closed captioning wasn't working very well.
Speaker 3:But either way, I love how you and I are. Like Doug, I know this was your video, but we haven't really seen it. But we have a lot to say about it oh no, I've watched all this.
Speaker 4:I would rather you guys have stuff to say During my videos, because I always have stuff to say During your videos, so I don't want to be like that, shut up.
Speaker 4:Moving on. You both are stupid. Episode 2 Is 4 minutes and 40 seconds and it's called To the Mountain. This is an interesting video, for sure. So the video starts off is four minutes and 40 seconds and it's called to the mountain. Um, this is an interesting video, for sure, uh, so the video starts off and you see someone driving along like a one lane, like snowy road, um, and they are listening to what seems to be some sort of like sermon. Yeah, it's like a religious thing. It's very, very religious. Um, there's a lot of good quotes, uh, that come from this little like religious sermon that they're listening to, and the one that sticks out is uh, somewhere along the road you just hear him say the devil has a plan for you, and I don't know why. I just thought that was kind of sick.
Speaker 4:I was like damn rock on um but either way it it's that for like a few minutes and not a whole lot happens. I literally wrote down classic Christian talk blah, blah, blah, um. So you know that. You know that's just two minutes of them going through this symbolism. So we, we see the car pull up to like a gate and you can hear what I assume is the person getting out of the car.
Speaker 4:Um, and then once they do this, uh, you see them start filming inside of the woods and they start, like I don't know, filming the ground. Mostly it. It's a very like found footage-esque sort of uh filming. Uh, I would say um, and as they're filming they come up to this like bloody patch of snow and once they see this, the the camera gets all glitchy and fuzzy and shaky and uh, then it like, when it stops glitching, the blood is gone and like what I can only assume is the same spot they were just filming. And then there's a bunch more walking through the woods and this like distorted voice starts playing, and I can only assume it's really distorted.
Speaker 4:The closed captioning doesn't give you anything with it, but I can only assume it's a distorted version of that christian sermon that was playing in the car yeah, because the voice yeah, the voice is like real close almost yeah, it's like a slowed down version but yeah, so they start filming a bunch more stuff and it keeps happening where they're seeing like a bloody version, the not bloody version, and they're he's like whoever it is is filming this tree and uh, this like trail of blood is coming from the tree, but there's also this like white thing in the tree oh, that's like a.
Speaker 3:Uh, it's like a piece of wood or something. Yeah, I have a plank.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I have no idea what it is, but they keep filming it and it's like gone and then it's there, and then it's gone, and it's there, and then the blood is there and it's gone yeah, it's there and it's real art house very, very art house, um, but that they start filming that and then they stop and then you see them get back in their car and they start driving and they're going like real fucking slow and then they stop and they're looking into this real dark part of the woods.
Speaker 4:Yeah, this just unsettled me because I was watching this at like 11 o'clock at night, so I was like so they start flashing their brights Like into the forest, and they keep doing that, and then it's just like boom, boom, boom, like on the door.
Speaker 3:Did you not see the things in the video?
Speaker 4:You see some Fucking weird shit, I think they're people, they look humanoid. It's very hard to tell what You're seeing but. I think. You see just a faint outline of a Couple things.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know, I was watching it on, like I saw him pop up one, it's that. So they, the brights flash three or Four times, right, three of the times they Come back. The first time that, uh, that you, that he flashes the brights, you see nothing. Second time, you see it Like a figure in the very far distance. Yeah, here, this is the part that I'm talking about yeah so you'll see Two more pop up throughout it's.
Speaker 4:I'm not Surprised. I was. I was like looking really hard, but I was watching it on my big TV in my Living room and I was I'm like far back so I couldn't like see it super well yeah, no, it's.
Speaker 3:It's the two dark figures. It's where you were pointing mike, but a little bit to the left, and there's another one that pops out almost all the way to the left of the screen. You see those two shadows in the back. Yeah, those guys. And then there's gonna be another one. Yeah, yeah that's okay, no one wants to hear me talk about this, though?
Speaker 4:no, no, it's fine, that's what I thought, but I wasn't quite sure. That's why I didn't bring it up. So anyways, um, yeah, they start banging on, like you hear this, like banging on the car, and you can tell that like it visibly, like freaks them, the fuck out. And then the rest of the videos then, just fucking down the road like straight, just booking it um those cheeks be clapping and that's really all the rest of this video is.
Speaker 4:there's not a whole lot of depth. To the last part of this, I think the sermon starts playing and it's like kind of glitchy and like a little more distorted we're all gonna die. Yeah, it's actually really unsettling the way that the radio sounds in this part. I should mention, so if you want some spooky ambiance, this is definitely the part to watch.
Speaker 3:I have a super random question about the sermon and I don't think anyone looked it up, but did. Did anyone look up any of the words from the sermon to see what it was?
Speaker 4:oh, it's the guy who made the show.
Speaker 3:He is okay, yeah okay, I wasn't sure, because this all it reminds me of there's, oh my god, catholic school. Coming back, there was a fucking preacher that he was famous for delivering something known as, uh, hellfire and brimstone Sermons, and they sounded very similar to what's playing in the background of this. So I'm not sure if there was some inspiration there or they found like an audio, but if it's just, it's the creator. Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 4:If you read the comments and a lot of these, a lot of the actors and voice actors, for whatever reason, have been commenting on their videos and garnering a lot of attention. Yeah, that's kind of cool, because they're usually either like one of the top, like three or five comments and uh, they're like hey, I had a blast working with rob. Thanks for letting me do this. Like that's just like interesting like I've never seen that in the comments like that means they're amateurs, right?
Speaker 4:I mean, I assume so, but uh, I'll go into who the guy. The guy who made this is towards the end of this. Okay, perfect, I guess it'll probably make more sense. But either way, sorry, I'm getting real into like the background stuff of this.
Speaker 3:No, no, I get it.
Speaker 4:This is this was one of the better things I've watched in a long time and one of the more unsettling things I've watched in a long time, and that includes like film and TV, like, and. Tv like this is more spooky than like a lot of shit that I've been you know watching lately, and you know me, I watch a ton of fucking shit all the time again if anyone is coming in late or anything, this is called Greylock.
Speaker 3:It's 12 videos on YouTube and it's fucking great if anyone's coming.
Speaker 4:Anyone's coming that's it, end of thought anyways. So we get to episode thrice and this is a seven minute video and it's called orientation protocols. Um, this video starts off with that classic like don't, don't fucking film this shit, or we're gonna fucking sue you.
Speaker 4:Um, at the beginning, like of a dvd or like vhs, you know um, and then it's high piracy yeah, and then it switches over into like a screen for the US Army and it basically starts saying that this is a part of Project Stargate and we're happy to work with a company called Simiodyne. Simiodyne.
Speaker 4:Simiodyne, and we've put this together for your testing pleasures. Do not have sex with me, thank you. I felt the voice coming out and I was like I'll just do it. So, basically, I'm gonna try and make this as short as I can, because a lot of these videos are long and there's a lot of substance to them, but they can be summed up fairly shortly.
Speaker 3:I feel like, if that's if you want to go that route, I will say the entire length of the video is important to like, receive desired effects and that's one thing I fucking love about this series is they don't waste time.
Speaker 4:Yes, I agree with that, and there's actually, I think there's only one video that I disagree with that, and there's actually, I think there's only one video that I disagree with that.
Speaker 4:But overall, the whole thing is good and I feel like it warranted the length of some of the stuff 100% so, that being said, this goes on to say this is for testing candidates with lots of questions, and it's basically there to kind of ease the nerves of those who are about to start testing with, you know, simiodyne, um. So they go into the background of what is being done here and they say that it's a highly confidential parapsychology testing. Now this testing is testing what we know as thought forms. Thought forms, otherwise known as a tulpa, are being used In this test.
Speaker 3:I love how you just scooting right by that. Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 4:If you don't know what a tulpa is, it's a thought form. It's basically when you Manifest. Something in such great emotion that your brain physically makes an entity happen.
Speaker 2:A lot of times it's seen as like a group think.
Speaker 4:One person can do it, a group of people can do it there's a lot of different ways and it basically says that these thought forms in this test are being essentially used as familiars or companions to the creators. Now if you were to make a thought form, a third party aka anyone else could also see this thought I'm a thought form. You might be, you probably are.
Speaker 2:Jason thought me up when he was naked in Bedou once, and this was apparently ideal twink for him.
Speaker 3:This is too reminiscent of the one time, a long time ago, I did mushrooms. I didn't think I was real.
Speaker 2:He was just sitting in bed and then I kicked in the door and I couldn't speak at that time. Jason, you weren't real and I go what?
Speaker 4:And then the whole friend group.
Speaker 3:Just Subconsciously, all was like oh, we remember this guy, yeah, and now that's the only reason I'm here. That's why I don't have a birthday, that's fair.
Speaker 4:So, yeah, other people can see your tulpa when you make it. Basically, these are always manifested In a heightened state of enlightenment and they take physical forms but are more spiritual in nature. So, think like ghosts or like phantoms, but they're not ghosts or phantoms. They act very similar to them, though now, that being said, um, you can actually like talk to your thought forms via, like a ouija board. Are these imaginary friends pretty much, yeah, essentially did?
Speaker 3:we all have thought?
Speaker 4:forms when we were younger. I have to assume so, because I mean think of how, like, how emotional we were. Right, it was all pure emotion, that's all that was happening. Pure emotion, most naivety.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so there's a, there's a. I need funding.
Speaker 4:Somebody get me funding for imaginary friends that's fun, because unit 13's purpose is to see these thought forms through, and they're basically here to benefit society. Project stargate um is being overseen by a man named bernard hayes. What's his number four?
Speaker 4:all right hold on I have a call to make. Um, and basically, uh, unit 13 and project stargate are being led by this man named bernard hayes. Um, he's here to make creating thought forms easier for um, just anyone really. Now, the reason they say that, uh, you know he's trying to make this easier is because a lot of people have a hard time manifesting a tulpa or a thought form on their own. Um, because you like again, you have to be like, really connected subconsciously, to like how your thoughts and emotions are happening. So this guy invents what is called the thought form manifester. And what was his name? One more time, bernard hayes. Okay, um, and basically, with this invention, um, it was just really pretty much just strap in and make a thought form. At that point, Strap on thought form.
Speaker 4:Yeah. So we get to this closer to the end of the video and they start to kind of be like hey, these thought forms, they pose no threats to anyone when they manifest.
Speaker 3:You're right, they were heavy handed on that.
Speaker 4:And when they start saying this, guess what happens? Classic analog horror glitch, glitch, glitch, glitchity, glitch, glitch, glitcherson is happening a lot. And then I actually wrote down, I said cue, lots of glitching um but basically, yeah, they go really heavy handed on saying they're not harmful, they don't mean they won't do nothing. I don't like when you look at things like that behind me.
Speaker 3:There's a shadow that moved on the ceiling and I thought it was like an animal or some shit. I'm like what?
Speaker 2:the fuck it's my tulpa.
Speaker 3:It's Mike's tulpa. He pulled it out and he put it on the table. It's huge.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so they're. They're not harmful. I'm air quoting so fucking hard right now. Um, and then they go. Oh, but here's some side effects after using the device, right tiredness, loss of balance, dizziness, insomnia, vomiting, episodes of temporary amnesia, mild hallucinations, and this will happen for 72 hours after your first session um, and then it's like uh, at the end of the video it goes you need to exercise your mind, so please insert TF2 to learn more, like it's the next video you know what I'm saying so, yeah, that's the end of that video.
Speaker 4:Alright, I have two more videos and they. This next one is longer, so again, I'm going to try and shorten it down a little bit. But episode 4 is 8 minutes long and it's called Unexpected visitors. Um, so the first shot that we see when this video starts is the outside of a house during the nighttime and we see someone kind of like peering into the windows of this house, um, and then that same person that was peering into the house, you see a bunch of, you know, you see them like with their flashlight at the ground and they're walking towards the house, because whoever was in the house turned their lights off, um, or at least the ones near the windows.
Speaker 4:Fucking rude, yeah, right, I was trying to look in there, right, um, windows are four so you can see in. So the person gets up close to the windows and you kind of see, like this back room with a light on, and they're like kind of looking through the windows, looking through the windows, going to another set of windows, looking through you. You don't really see much. And then, finally, they set the camera down and it's kind of like facing the house a little bit, but it's on the ground and you notice that they have now taken off the window frame of the window, like they totally like the screen window.
Speaker 2:And so they straight up B and.
Speaker 4:E into the house and it cuts to a scene of them just like kind of creeping around the house like all slow like, and then it cuts to black and you, well, okay, so let me, let me rewind just a second. So they're in the house and then you see them like slowly, like look up at this like doorway with that leads up the stairs, and then it cuts to black and then you immediately just hear like bloody murder screaming and a dog barking and like you can hear a struggle happening like punching and stabbing and like all this shit and just horrific screaming.
Speaker 4:It's just not great. So then it cuts back to the person and they're just like outside, walking away from the house um nothing happened. Humpty, tumpty, tum yeah, literally like nothing happened. And then all of a sudden it cuts to our favorite boy, max headroom uh, oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 2:I totally forgot he was in this. I saw, but I almost messaged you.
Speaker 4:I was like boy, yeah, and so he's just like. It's like a commercial From god knows when, but there's just A commercial of Max Headroom and then it's like the 80s right, yeah, yeah, sometime in the 80s. And then it's just like ah, by the way, emergency broadcast, emergency broadcast system. Screen happens and they're like this is an alert for a mass Amount of home invaders in your area.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, please lock your doors and make sure you fucking can not, you know make sure you can protect yourself, if you can. Yeah, yeah, it mentions there's there's like a strain of like 45 yeah, a fuckload of like 45 breaking and enterings um, all perpetrated by, like one group of people or something.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they say they're like anti-american.
Speaker 2:They know that, or something they love that they know it's dedicated to one group of people or something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they say they're like anti-american, they know that or something.
Speaker 2:They love that they know, it's dedicated to one group of people, but I can't I.
Speaker 4:I think I know why they did that well, okay, yeah, we'll go over that, I think, a little later. Okay, I'm not 100, this one there's. I will say this, for as much as we can look into this stuff, I think there's a lot of uh speculation to be done on this, because I feel like there's gotta be another season Of this coming out at some point Because there's a lot of questions that I still have.
Speaker 3:That I don't think anybody's really hit or Said anything about. This might just be like a one off. I will say I do love those stories, that it's just. It's like a quick like you open the window to like this whole other universe for a quick second and then it just shuts, like there's no explanations for stuff. You just get to experience part of it for a second and then we're done. So I don't know if there's gonna be more after this, but I would appreciate it.
Speaker 4:I mean, I almost I think it it hits harder if they don't make another season, that's what I think.
Speaker 3:I don't know but I love to see yeah Well, let's keep, let's keep going forward.
Speaker 4:So, during this broadcast system, um, they say that these people have no like possible description, which I thought was kind of creepy. They're like, yeah, they're unrecognizable. There's no, like we don't know if it is because what happens is all of a sudden, um, like they're just like, uh, filming outside, this hand grabs the window and then like it's just like screaming and the the alert signal happening and you just hear that.
Speaker 2:Everywhere they were filming outside. I think there was like noises, like growlings or something outside. You heard something weird, I assume it's a different person filming at that point I think it's different but yeah, they're filming out their window.
Speaker 4:A hand grabs the window and then it, just like you know, you hear this mass murder happening, you hear the emergency broadcast happening and then it starts to glitch out and we get some really weird images. I was trying to pause on all of them the best I could, but there's this really fleshy looking face. It's like don't know, got no features almost um I think, you can literally see like somebody being like stabbed at one point, um, and then there's like this like really fucked up skull.
Speaker 3:There's just a bunch of really weird imagery that happens a lot of body, lots of body, and I'm I can explain a lot of that for in uh in my videos yeah, okay, cool, um.
Speaker 4:So my last video is, uh, video number five and it's three and a half or three and a half minutes. It's called not here, not now and not anymore, and this, this video, is kind of crazy actually. Um. So basically what happens is we start with this blank screen and we just hear two women talking um, and they're like talking about this lady's like baby daddy. And then we learn that this someone is at a doctor's visit, um, and they're checking on the health of her baby because she's pregnant. So we see a shot of like the like ultrasound, like machine, um, and we're basically just looking at that screen and we see the baby in the womb. And then they're like, oh, let's like get some like measurements, let's check it out, let's see what's going on with the baby. And then, as soon as they go to Like actually start like inspecting the baby, it starts fucking glitching Out super hard, this crazy noise Happens, and Then the baby is no longer in the womb and we're looking at the we're looking at the womb.
Speaker 4:There's nothing In there, empty, and the doctor's, like I, can't seem to find the baby like um you know, something every mother wants to hear I can't find the baby. It's gone yeah, and she's like oh, I reassure, like she's like very reassuring, she's like, oh, it's in there for sure, it just, it just happens it's probably the machine, and babies like to hide denial which does happen.
Speaker 2:It took a while to find our kid in there. They They'd just be moving around, are you sure?
Speaker 3:you have a child.
Speaker 4:It's a tulpa. Oh god, she's a tulpa. So the video goes black and you hear the doctor step out and she's like saying something to some other nurse or doctor or someone, and then the woman in the video.
Speaker 2:It gets confrontational sounding out there. They're like what the fuck do you mean? Or doctor or someone. And then the the woman in the video. It's like sorry. It's like it gets like confrontational sounding out there, like they're like what the fuck you mean?
Speaker 4:yeah yeah, and you can hear this like woman like starting to like normal breathe heavily and like having like full-blown, like she is about to have a full-blown panic attack, yeah, and then it just like blacks out, it switches over to this cut of a newspaper and we see, uh, this name, tiffany crisaldi um, smack dab in the middle of this thing and it's really hard to see. But, uh, thankfully someone in the youtube comments uh transcribed it for the best they could. So it says tiffany marie elaine crisaldi, elementary school teacher, 29 of Rose Pine Drive, adams, died unexpectedly Monday morning. She had suffered tremendously after the sudden loss of her unborn son.
Speaker 2:Maxwell Marsh on.
Speaker 4:March 31st, she was unable to live with the heartache any longer. She was the only child of Harrison and Kathleen Crisaldi. She attended school in Adams, massachusetts, graduated blah, blah, blah. She attended school in Adams, massachusetts, graduated blah, blah, blah. Um, a lot of this shit is, uh, pretty, uh illegible, like moving forward, and it's like safe to assume that they're talking about this guy, alexander Marsh, uh, who they were dating and, um, yeah, he was the father of the baby and all that shit. So, um, basically, the video ends here, but something that I wanted to bring up is that I was reading the comments of the youtube and there was a really good theory that I was seeing thrown around on this episode because, you know, just knowing everything that we've seen so far, um, it sounds like this lady wanted to have a child so bad that is a very potential that it was a thought form and that, essentially, when, like, the doctors went to prove its existence, it just, it just fucking flipped right out of reality.
Speaker 4:Oh, I love that so just something to keep in the back of your mind as we continue forward with these videos, because, um so another thing that actually I think helps prove that theory is the fact that she mentions, and one of the like, when she's talking to the doctor.
Speaker 2:She mentioned mentions throwing up and that could be a morning sickness well, yes, but it's a side effect of the fucking thought device it's both yeah and that's that is, she also seemed like oh yeah, that's what I'm looking for not nervous, but she was kind of like oh, do you have like a? Name for him. He's like uh, uh, no, not yet like. No, seemed very like weirded out to be there and the the doctor, whoever asked her questions yeah, I didn't think of that that's. That's a good theory, I like that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's pretty wild, it's, it's I have another theory, which a game theory that one makes more sense than my theory.
Speaker 2:But but he's still gonna tell you his later yeah, I will anyways anyway, but yeah, that's, that's the end of my videos.
Speaker 4:Um, pretty crazy stuff so far.
Speaker 3:Honestly, really great stuff, a lot of a lot of things that you need to start accepting as reality real quick. I will say that um, okay, cool, after that's, that's what video five, uh. So we go into video six, which is called sleeping dogs, dog, big dog, um, and this one is uh, right off the bat, we're almost it's about 10 minutes long I a little bit longer enjoyed this one.
Speaker 2:This was a. This was a great one.
Speaker 3:I loved all of my videos. I loved the whole fucking series but either way. So this video begins with a clip of Dr Bernard T Hayes and he is making a speech. We know that name. We do.
Speaker 4:We do know, dr Bernard.
Speaker 3:Dr Butnards Wait who's the one? Dr, Marcus. Fartbutt.
Speaker 2:Dr Buttnards. Wait, who's the one?
Speaker 3:Dr Marcus Fartbutt. Dr Marcus Fartbutt, the one we can't get past.
Speaker 4:He hasn't been brought up in a while.
Speaker 3:He has not, but you just made sure he doesn't die.
Speaker 4:He's a tulpa. Oh.
Speaker 3:Okay, so this is Bernard T Hayes. Dr Bernard T Hayes making a speech at the North American Council of Thought in New York City in 1981. And it's, it's literally just an excerpt of a speech for like 20 seconds or something and it goes over more of the tropes that we've seen earlier. I'm not going to play it or go over it after this.
Speaker 3:It hard cuts to a series of messages from someone named Paul Morelli. Apparently he was the foreman of the construction and mining company and these uh voicemails or messages take place, uh, between march 24th to march 30th in 1987, and they all occur around the area of mount graylock, um. And so these again messages are left by paul morelli and they're being accessed by somebody named frank porter and we get the f? Porter on screen, like there's a whole bunch of. You have to kind of assume his name is frank after reading a bunch of the things here. You see f porter and that kind of confirms that it is either way. Frankfurter, uh, frankfurter, um. The messages begin out of concern for the workers as they begin falling like I don't want to say falling ill, but like they're just not feeling great, they're just not feeling themselves, they're starting to.
Speaker 3:They're just doing a little sick they're just doing a tiny sick, itty bitty sick, a little bit of sick, just a little bit um, so that more and more of them start falling ill, and this is a concern that's expressed by paul morelli. Um, and it's noted that the illnesses start as they mine further into this mountain. Now I do have to say these this company was hired to mine into this mountain or mount graylock. Um, when they start doing that, they discover, like this tunnel that was is like in the like, the center of the fucking mountain, um, no one knew it was there, but they they stumble upon it and melded. Apparently it's filled with old weapons and trinkets from like they have no idea when they just know they're old as old dog.
Speaker 3:Well, apparently there are somebody on the crew on one of the the workman crew was. This is how he said he goes. I used to dabble in, or he used to dabble in archeology shit. It's down the weekends. Yeah, Just, you know, hobbies. He says that they they're gonna have him take a look in the tunnels. Uh, another update comes across saying that the workers food is rotting um and as it does, they fall deeper into some illnesses. Some actually become unresponsive to, where they won't answer to their names or any stimulus whatsoever um no fucking dead space situation when I see one make us whole.
Speaker 3:Isaac um Paul, the guy who's leaving these messages. He becomes more and more frantic over the course of these messages understandably until eventually. He's just he, just like it started. He's laughing maniacally. He's doing the evil lost. My mind laughed yeah like 100%, kind of like that. Yeah, um, and you can definitely tell he's descending into madness, for fucking sure, um, after all of this. So, while all this is going on, you see there's a portrait in the background, but the face blacked out. Um, I could only assume that that was paul as going through.
Speaker 3:Oh, you don't need to click anything, he's right there um finally, after all of these things are gone through, uh, the portrait is revealed and we see what paul actually looks like after being subjected to all of this and it is fucking horrendous. It's almost like his eyelids fell off and his lips fell off and it looks very skeletal. It's like his skin is falling the fuck off. Yeah, he looks like a leper.
Speaker 4:Well, you look kind of like simon pegg in that picture.
Speaker 2:I see it, I totally see it holy shit, it is simon pegg.
Speaker 3:I don't know. For a split second I thought simon pegg was simon cowell and I'm like I don't see it.
Speaker 2:Well, I always thought this one looks like fucking. What's his name from the walking dead?
Speaker 3:oh my god not gonna look. It's carl's dad, the main guy, yeah, carl's dad. Who the fuck I forget his name?
Speaker 2:but yeah, that looks just like rick yeah rick, grimes, rick, grimes, rickethy.
Speaker 3:Um. So yeah, we see pa Paul's face, the guy who's been leaving these messages, and it is. It's like he got attacked by a bunch of bandits wielding acid, like it's just his face is melted. There's no skin on his lips whatsoever. You can see his teeth and his mandibles. It's fucked up.
Speaker 4:I will say this is the point in the video when everything I thought I knew, now I didn't know.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, everything got flipped on its head.
Speaker 4:I was just like what the fuck is happening now?
Speaker 2:They definitely delved into the mountain of madness.
Speaker 3:Thank you. Oh my god, thank you. If you weren't going to, I was going to make the reference. This is fucking indicative of mountains of madness. This is there has to be inspiration. I love this because one of my favorite tropes is like there has to be inspiration.
Speaker 2:I love this because one of my favorite tropes is unsuspecting crew goes into mining crew shit happens finds cave full of fucking fucked up shit.
Speaker 1:Oh I yes love that trope so much every time it's done.
Speaker 2:I'm fucking here for dead space, yeah alien. Yes, uh, gets me every time fucking love it predator.
Speaker 3:I guess you could say like that premise is you're not supposed to be here. Yeah, like that's just all it is and that's. These people are not supposed to be here.
Speaker 2:Obviously, judging by this fucking man's face, yeah, they start mentioning things like because he starts leaving these messages. In the messages he's like oh, my crew is, they're falling ill, like they're not looking so good, they're getting all fucky and blah blah and I will say this over time is just creepy this video does show the the uh, like the deterioration of people.
Speaker 3:It shows, like the name of the worker, yeah, beforehand, like when they got hired, and then after.
Speaker 2:It also tells you like some of the like uh, issues they're having like yeah, like bit of dude's ear off got very hostile for another one.
Speaker 4:All of them one of them has like psychic abilities.
Speaker 2:I think it says like the power of persuasion.
Speaker 3:One of them can vomit acid or some shit yeah, yeah, but all of them, not a single one of them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I'm here too.
Speaker 4:I'm here too I like the way they said it. He's like oh yeah, he spit, he, he vomited like highly acidic uh vomit and it had like uh, what was the way they said it? He's like oh yeah, he spit, he vomited like highly acidic Vomit and it had like what was the word they used? They're like yeah, it had like Restraining gas or like you remember.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, it was like.
Speaker 4:It was like noxious Fumes or something. It was almost like both.
Speaker 3:The implication essentially was that the vomit was corrosive, but it was also that the fumes From the vomit were going to knock you out.
Speaker 3:Right, like they would just either Knock you out or fucking kill you. Yeah, yeah, I'm here. Sure, yeah, but yeah, there's all these different Weird, uncanny abilities that come With these fucked up transformations. We learn about, um, but we do like this is. The last thing we learn is that paul himself was actually undergoing all of these symptoms throughout the his entire time, leaving these messages, which leads us to believe. Are we do we believe, like all of the reports he was saying?
Speaker 2:yeah okay next video. Next video um next one is video seven.
Speaker 3:Uh, this one's called back to normal and it's anything but, but this is. This is very, very simple. Um, it's like a minute and a half, or sorry, this one a minute and a half on the dot. Damn, this is simply just a local news broadcast hosted by someone named Don Wright, and he says that the oh, this is this is following up with the home invasion newscast and they're saying that the home invaders were part of, and quote, anti-america militia group.
Speaker 3:Yeah and quote anti-america militia group yeah, and then also starts to state that things will be returning to normalcy for berkshire county, I can't tell.
Speaker 2:Also, I can't tell this this video throws me off a little bit because it's very good looking. It looks like a legitimate 90s, like yeah, it was acre 100, and I can't tell. If he was just lucky enough to find footage, he might've found stock footage that, yeah that, or like he's on it.
Speaker 3:I don't know if it's.
Speaker 4:AI.
Speaker 2:I don't. I wonder if he just got an actor, but like that was just looks too good.
Speaker 3:It really does. The lighting on the dude my thing is is I can't tell if it's the the filter put over that makes it look slightly off, or if it's the ai generation I don't think it's slightly off.
Speaker 3:I don't think this is ai I don't think it is either, but I mean it. It's just something feels off about it. I don't know either way, if it's not ai good, fucking good job finding this and tying it in, holy shit, I just don't know. For all I know, this could be the video he, the creator, found to inspire a lot.
Speaker 4:I think, uh, just holy shit totally um, a lot of this Holy shit, Totally A lot. Of the video I'm pretty sure was filmed with real people.
Speaker 2:Okay, perfect, I'm pretty sure this is an actor, I'm pretty sure this is an actor, but this looks like a legit old news.
Speaker 4:That's actually one of the best things about this is they do almost all of the effects right.
Speaker 3:Oh 100%.
Speaker 4:You see a lot of glitchy and like degradation on Like.
Speaker 2:VHS's. Just the way this guy is like Dressed like everything looks like the way he's dressed, the lighting on his fucking Brows and everything. Very old School 90's.
Speaker 4:They do a good job of actually Getting the right vibe Of the era and how A VHS would actually act.
Speaker 3:I want to touch on that more later, for fucking sure, absolutely. Yeah, that's a draw for me, but yeah.
Speaker 3:So this video with this news anchor that we are all gushing over currently, he's so hot, he's so fucking hot have my baby but he basically goes on to explain that these break-ins were done by by and large, by a group that is quote-unquote, anti-america militia group. He starts stating that things are going to start returning to normal in Berkshire County. The video starts ending, but it focuses on him saying back to normal, back to normal, back to normal. And then he repeats it. It's over and over again, but it slows, slows, slows down, um, and eventually it gets real slow and it shows a like a, a mutated Siamese twin baby yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm almost positive that video is real, like I could tell you with this one, this was.
Speaker 2:This one is the hardest one for me to be like. Was this pulled straight from a fucking newscaster and all?
Speaker 3:no, not the no very end the siamese twin baby. Yeah, I don't know. I I don't know if it's real, but it looks very real. I know birth defects happen all the time. Yeah, that right there.
Speaker 4:Yeah oh, that's got to be some like old footage.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm sure that's old footage of like the. They used to film medical miracles all the time and put them on display as freak shows, like all the fucking time, not saying it's right, not saying you should. That's just what happened and I think that might this might be one of those pieces of footage.
Speaker 4:It might be ai, it's moving kind of funny. I mean, how is a baby, conjoined twin, supposed to move?
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying is that if you watch that, clip you'll be able to see the movements of the eyes, fingers, mouth and everything. I almost feel like you can tell if it's an AI-generated thing, because those things don't move like humans, should they almost? Breathe like instead of yeah, yeah, the the video at the end of this. It abs. It looks real, if, if, if I'm wrong. I'm wrong and it fooled me, but either way holy shit, you know.
Speaker 4:Leave a comment in the comments below tell me I'm wrong like subscribe ring that fucking bell have sex with my dog.
Speaker 3:No, don't do that, whoa wow a little late on.
Speaker 2:The beep goes in the thing that you said oh is that how that works?
Speaker 3:yes, uh, we here at deluded, do not condone any type of animal cruelty whatsoever. No god, no hell, no jason, just really, sometimes the filter on my brain goes away and you know it's, it's unfortunate, but we just have to get through it. You heard it here first, y'all. Um what, what the fuck was I talking? About baby baby devolved into chaos. Okay, anyway, dog stuff. Um, that is a very, very end of of the back to normal video I need to make this very clear.
Speaker 2:It does end on this very clear. I need to make this very clear please don't do that it ends on the newscaster's face and his face is like half, like a skeleton and it just says liar and it says liar on it and this essentially says from him.
Speaker 3:Reporting the news that things are returning to normal is a fucking lie and we know it. But that is the fucking lie and we know it. But that's the end of that video. We move right on to video eight, called Odds and Ends, and this is literally right after the newscast with what the fuck his name is.
Speaker 2:Don Wright.
Speaker 3:Don Wright, Don Wright. It picks up. Right after that it glitches out and it goes to commercial screen, shows you what's coming next. And it starts with a GBS executive named Alan Rosenbaum who is essentially just fucking reaming out some other executives.
Speaker 2:He is an asshole.
Speaker 3:He is an asshole. Fuck this guy. And he's speaking to Don Wright Sorry, not Don Wright the producers of the Don Wright show, or Don Wright Tonight is what it's called, I believe and it's regarding the hijacked broadcast. One producer, liam Hollander, claims that he was unable to reach Don Wright following the broadcast. But this fucking asshole, rosenbaum, basically asks, goes like well, did you go to his house? He's like, uh, he's like all right, well, go to his fucking house. And he just starts berating him and screaming at him, um, and he threatens to fire him if he doesn't. So the video then cuts to an audio diary from someone named arnold eugene rivers. Now I do have to say this video is 20 minutes long. Oh, it's 20 minutes long, so I'm gonna. I'm gonna do my best to condense and compress. Um, condense me, daddy condense me daddy um have sex with me I'm so sorry, guys.
Speaker 3:This is this is we. We're on several tonight. So it cuts to an audio diary of someone named Arnold Eugene Rivers who is involved with the Morelli Construction and Mining Company. Now you guys might remember me talking about one of the random-ass workers who has a background in archaeology. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:Randomly. Well, this is that guy Neat. This is the archaeologist who's moonlighting or daylighting as a Borelli construction worker he does, apparently. So he reports that he came across some ancient artifacts in the tunnels under Mount Greylock. It cuts to commercial. So one of the tropes of this is you're going to hear a lot of this archaeologist, construction worker, arnold Arnold, eugene Rivers. You're going to hear a lot from him intermittently as we go through some other stuff in this video. So the video cuts over to a commercial of it's not a commercial, it's more like a. It's like late night tv, like you want to learn something in between porn, like some shit like that. Um, I do right and it's. It's this like did you know?
Speaker 2:it's about two planets colliding before um it's just about the formation of the moon Right and that does have a lot to do.
Speaker 3:This has a lot to do with this whole all the lore for this, and so it has. It shows a planet colliding with earth, creating the moon. And then we cut again. We get a phone call between one of the execs, the producer or one of the producers yes, what's his name?
Speaker 2:Hollander. The president basically is like why can't we find Liam?
Speaker 3:Hollander, hollander Colin Collander. Liam. Hollander is the producer I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:Because the president was like Where's Don? We can't find Don. I left him multiple messages. Have you gone?
Speaker 4:to his house? No, go to his fucking house or I'll fire you.
Speaker 2:He's like go to his fucking house and pull him out by his fucking ears, if you have to, or else I'll fire ass.
Speaker 3:Oh, he's an asshole. Okay, I severely downplayed how much of an asshole this guy is. You are correct, liam's just like.
Speaker 4:Is that how he sounded?
Speaker 3:Was he like? He communicates through different tones of cumming. I cummed. You gotta tell if it's a high cum or a low cum.
Speaker 4:Alright, so real quick, I have to share this story.
Speaker 3:This is going off the rails.
Speaker 4:There is a billboard near my house right now that is for Delta Sonic and it says caught crumbing in the car Near my house right now. That is for Delta Sonic and it says Caught crumbing in the car and I can't go past it Without being.
Speaker 3:You know, whoever made that Watches porn.
Speaker 4:Like a lot, to be fair. There's a picture of a child On this billboard and it says caught crumbing in the car. But you understand, that is a very common. I get it. A child on this billboard and it says caught crumbing in the car, but you understand that is a very common like porn headline right, I get it. Trust me, I can't not be like it's just a billboard for coming it is.
Speaker 1:It's just a. It's unfortunate, but it's very funny they did not think that one through?
Speaker 3:no, they did not you guys gotta fire your PR person or pay them more. One of the two, I don't know. Give them more money. It's pretty funny it is. It's working.
Speaker 2:I got caught crumbing. I crumbed my pants.
Speaker 3:Um, okay, where was I Alright? So, uh, ancient artifacts. We find out that this, this guy, uh, arnold, is the archaeologist that works for morelli construction and mining, and he had a very vested interest in what is actually in these tunnels. Um, and so he, after we get these planets I know this is fucking chaos incarnate these planets. We show the formation of the moon. For some fucking reason, it will make sense. I think we get a phone call between Liam Hollander and dispatcher Kerry of the Adams Police Department, as he reports a break in at Don Wright's house before the video, and it's going back and forth and it's saying like yeah, I know I haven't seen him, I'm at his house, but I mean the door's open, all the shit's wrong, like I don't know. Oh, and then he reports Don Wright's body.
Speaker 2:I found Don, found him, we found out why he's not answering his phone, found that body, yeah, so we get a quick revelation that Don is dead um, and he looks just like the picture from the last one, where his, his face is like oh, yeah, the skull, yeah, and he looks exactly like it's the same like, uh, glitchy effects that you saw in the last video, the back to normal video.
Speaker 3:Um, and yeah, I just got the same. It's like his lips were ripped off. Um, yeah, he just looks fucked up, half skeleton. So after this, all happy, uh, we go right back to arnold eugene rivers log uh, or his slew of messages or whatever it is whose log? Arnold eugene rivers, nice, gene Rivers, nice, fat log, the fattest log, began log, began log.
Speaker 3:And so we find out that a lot of people start quitting the project and we get another hard cut to other members of Morelli's crew who were now very malformed and we're going to start going down the line of all not all of them, but all the affected individuals on Morelli's crew and it's going to show the before and afters. It's going to show what they looked like when they joined the crew and then it's going to look like what they looked like after they came back from fucking Mount Greylock. Spoiler alert. None of it is good. I will say the first one just looks like someone picked up a crack addiction. None of it is good. I will say the first one just looks like someone picked up a crack addiction. But after that it's like skin removal, like you're just bleeding constantly from your urethra Like shit, like that, just horrendous.
Speaker 2:Anus is bleeding, yeah, yeah yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 3:And so we look at all of those and we go back to River's log. It continues as he mentions that his employer accepted his second refusal after hanging up, and that was important his refusal because he's like I don't want to go back. I don't want to go back.
Speaker 2:I've seen what happens. He's like I know. He's like, um, I've seen some of the shit that's down there. It doesn't make sense because he's like we have stuff from like. He's like there's, there's runes and shit down there, from like the Chinese, the Vikings and shit like this all from way before, when people have been here. So he's like it doesn't make sense that all these artifacts and shit are here.
Speaker 3:It just does not make sense and the best part was I forget what was the name of the people that he said Really fucking old, like 11,000 BCE. That's so no it was like it was oh, shitting ass, I didn't write it down. I should have written it down. It was super interesting. There's a name that describes a group of people that existed in like 11,000 BCE. Had to have been like cavemen or like homo erectus previous, oh my.
Speaker 4:God, I remember the fucking word. You know what I'm talking about. Neanderthal.
Speaker 3:They refer to a group of people that existed way the fuck back when they're like the earliest known versions of humans that existed and they found, like they found artifacts. They found carvings or something in this tunnel. That basically explains that those people were here, as well as almost every other time period of people leading up to a certain point in time, and it's just, it's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2:He also mentions that there's like carvings and shit he's like I don't even know what these are.
Speaker 3:These aren't even recognizable and he's super excited and he's freaking out about it, but like, yeah, he's, they don't know what they are, they don't know why all these things exist here. And continues again and, like I said, his employer accepts his second refusal, which means he tried to refuse one time and they sent him back. Now this is the second time doing it, doing it. So rivers then uh, addresses the strange occurrences, which included people falling from the sky. By the way, dead, dead bodies falling from the sky, there was a lot of different things that were going on. Um, there's these random like noises you hear in your head.
Speaker 3:Um, and eventually, like I said, uh, rivers essentially says like my health is way more fucking important than this. I'm not, I'm not doing this anymore. So they accept it. He talks about the dead bodies falling out of the sky and then he goes on to say he made contact with a private investigator named Jim Meldrin, who was also investigating the phenomenon. However, at the very end of this video, we get a little stop, a little quiet, and then we hear that Rivers is attacked and killed by so, very end of this, we see rivers is freaked the fuck out. He's hiding in his closet and he's saying like I've sent all of this information to someone named jim melgren, like I don't want to die, but if this happens, like, go talk to him like please, please, help me, though, and you hear like six different voices happening from the other side of the door.
Speaker 3:It's really creepy, because it morphs into each one of the voices, which it implies that there's only one thing on the other side of the door making all six of those noises, and then, eventually, you hear police open up, like the police are here and he was like oh my god.
Speaker 3:And then the doors open and the most a very scary, horrendous jump scare to happen to anybody at 12, 43 at night happens. Uh, I pissed my pants a little bit but yeah, this, this like masked figure like throws the doors open and as soon as it enters frame you get the glitches and it cuts to black and a bunch of screaming happens and it's horrifying, yeah, I think it's it's good to put out there too.
Speaker 2:Like right in the beginning of this video, he's even like I'm only recording this because I think my life is he's like my?
Speaker 3:time is up. Thank you, yeah, he noticed people watching him and that's the only reason he started working with Jim Milgram is because he's like I need somebody else on this because I think I'm fucked. It's usually the government that's gonna like fuck someone that's like about to info dump like this, but no it's just amazing that they can like get together and like towards the same goal to do something like that. Topaz, am I right?
Speaker 4:topaz, it's just fucked up, but that can't live with them, can't live without them, I guess, don't want to live anywhere near them um, but yeah, that's the end of my last video.
Speaker 2:My last video and your last video Fucking in your fire. It's my turn now.
Speaker 4:It is your turn. First a word from our sponsors. What are you drinking? Oh, that was just, that was some. That was Tulpa's fucking.
Speaker 2:What are you drinking? What are you thinking? There's a bottle here and it's empty.
Speaker 4:Yeah, not a sponsor.
Speaker 3:Mike is not a sponsor. I actually don't know what we're drinking, yeah.
Speaker 4:Can I see that?
Speaker 3:Yeah, here you tell. You tell us what we're drinking.
Speaker 2:We're drinking Teeling whiskey Single pot still Teel. It's Irish whiskey which I'm not the biggest fan of Irish whiskey.
Speaker 3:I love Irish whiskey. I used to like Irish whiskey. I know you did.
Speaker 2:The downside with me and Irish whiskey is they all taste the same. It's just a varying level of that straight burn alcohol taste and the flavor of peat moss.
Speaker 3:See, I don't get that.
Speaker 2:If you drink like fucking Telamordoo compared to this, they taste the same.
Speaker 3:It's just Telamordue is going to be a little bit more alcoholic. How about Jameson?
Speaker 2:Yeah, same, same. It's just a little bit more alcoholic.
Speaker 3:Your taste buds are broken.
Speaker 4:I do like Irish whiskey, but I noticed that when I drink Irish whiskey my tolerance for fuckery goes way, way down and I become just no filter fucking I think that's why you and I'm gonna fight you kind of.
Speaker 3:I think that's why you and I feed each other on irish whiskey.
Speaker 4:It's not good well, we used to sit there and play board games and just drink irish whiskey all the time. I don't know how we made it through those nights, but I don't know how we are now we're.
Speaker 2:On the other hand, irish whiskey gives me the worst headaches, the worst shits.
Speaker 3:We are drinking the worst headache it's healing a single pot. Still, it tastes good, fucking delicious. It's expensive. It's normally about 80 bucks, but it was on super sale at Binnie's for 30.
Speaker 2:Super sale. So when you hear the clink, drink anyway. Video number nine is called trojan technology and basically it starts off with a time frame.
Speaker 3:We need not say for work, for this right.
Speaker 2:Oh, because the fucking, because the condoms, yes, yes.
Speaker 3:The little Roman helmet, dudes what.
Speaker 2:NISFA not safe for work. Oh, okay, so it starts off with a date of December 13th 1963. This is basically a broadcast that's being sent out to like all americans. It's like one of those um america it's.
Speaker 2:It's just a general, like generic broadcast and it's announcing the rollout yeah, it's something like that and it's announcing the, announcing the rollout of the national access initiative, the n? A I. This is going to sound the nay. Uh, this is probably to sound familiar to something in real life by the end here, but basically it's an old broadcast from the government. They're announcing that with this new program, if you are eligible, the government will send you a package with a bunch of tech in it. We'll send you a package with like TVs, cameras, phones you name it, they'll send it to you. Phones you name it, they'll send it to you. Purpose of this is to help Americans stay connected with each other and have access to important broadcasts and communications that will help them in, you know, bad situations. The broadcast that mentions how President Johnson basically is sponsoring this program and is partnering with Simulodine USA hey, we know those guys I heard about them.
Speaker 2:I heard about them and is partnering with Simulodine USA. Hey, we know those guys I heard about them.
Speaker 4:I heard about them.
Speaker 2:I've done. They're the guys that run the fucking Topa thing Machine. Right, the company is Simulodine. Wait, sorry, keep going. Simulodine is basically spearheading this whole campaign Project Stargate, stargate. Yes, we get some news articles that flash up on screen now as well. They're like newspapers. Um, about president kennedy's assassination, um, the. We get two of them. We get one that says president kennedy says no to synod semiodyme, and then and is disapproving of the nai, which is again that national access initiative. And then we get another one that says kennedy's been assassinated. So, oh, no, god easy, put two and two together. Um, at the end of that one, you see kennedy's been assassinated. Uh, uh, lyndon b johnson is set to become president.
Speaker 4:Uh we're getting the fucking, uh the the james dean presidency. We're in the dean-iverse Shit.
Speaker 2:So we then hear from the president of Simiodine, whose name is Percival C Rothwell. Basically, he's giving one of those generic business speeches about how this is going to be beneficial for Americans. He mentions things like oh, did you know that 30% of Americans don't have a TV in their home and 25% still don't have a tv in their home and 25 still don't have a phone? And he's like we want to give this technology to everybody because it's going to help you stay connected with your fellow man. It's going to help you if there's emergencies so we can contact you. That generic like I'm a good business which doesn't exist ever does not exist, nope.
Speaker 2:Um and uh. While this uh speech is happening, we're getting cuts to like random recordings inside of people's homes. It's kind of like recordings from people's like you know how you'll have. Like those people have those like security cameras in their houses and like the corners or whatever. It's like that kind of stuff. Uh, and it's just random. They don't like that kind of stuff. Uh, and it's just random, they don't. They're like nothing's really going on in these recordings. Um, the it seems like these recordings are live too. It gives off that kind of uh vibe.
Speaker 2:So we get audio from who I am assuming is rothwald. It doesn't really say that, um, but he's talking about how someone is trying to expose simuodime and he's like this motherfucker's trying to expose us, like this can't happen, this won't happen, and he's like you know what? It doesn't even matter, you know, we don't have to worry about it. This guy's pissed off other people too. He rejected Operation Northwoods and there is a big problem with the Federal Reserve and that's pretty much the only information they go into on that one. So we cut to more home footage, uh, and there's the footage that we cut to is a wall, and on the wall it says the nai program was a trap. There they are watching and listening. Fuck l LBJ. Fuck Simeodine Lyndon.
Speaker 3:B.
Speaker 2:Johnson yeah, I won't be your lab rat anymore. Tldr. This is the 80s. Well, no, this is not the 80s. The 80s was Reagan.
Speaker 3:Oh well, when did this take place? Sorry, I peed and came back and I don't know what's going on. Sorry I peed.
Speaker 2:This takes place in the 60s, 60s, um tldr for you. Since you left, came back um nai national access initiative. Um simu dine wants to give tech to all american homes okay. Um give them computers, phones, cameras, all that shit, okay. Um kennedy was like no, fuck you, simu dine, fuck the nai. And he got assassinated. And now johnson is the president. He's like I'm all for it I got it, please don't kill me.
Speaker 2:Um, but we get uh some glitching and then we just get the random video, uh footage of these cult figures that are just standing around, uh literally like in the forest at night. It's a bunch of mass people just chilling there and we cut back to the broadcast and stating that the initiative will do a slow rollout in and start in key towns, specific towns and then, we cut to video of.
Speaker 2:While that's this is going on as well, there's one video, another video that apparently freaked Doug out a lot of like these, like closet doors that are like these closet doors that open and in front of the closet doors just this like giant silhouette of this, like just giant that's a big.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, just, it's just unsettling it just makes you feel like you get that, like gross feeling in your stomach terror it's like a.
Speaker 3:It's the terror that it's skinnamarink.
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah I got skinnamarinked, um. So then we also cut to this video of what looks like a little girl's room, and the reason I say that is you'll find out but it's like a desk with a computer at it and you just see this like skeletal figure that just kind of appears out of the shadow and his voice is fucking creepy Things that I always thought like when I was a child would happen.
Speaker 3:We're in the courtyard room, you're.
Speaker 4:You're like ah, I see, like you know, it's your clothes on a chair. You're like ah, that's a demon.
Speaker 3:There's no reason that's not a demon.
Speaker 2:So this thing is in the corner and it's like a skeletal figure. And it's just like Katie, katie, wake up. And she wakes up. I need a glass of water, oh my throat. And she wakes up. And she's just like who the fuck are you? And he's like I'm your imaginary friend. She's like I don't remember making you. He's like well, you? Did and she's like oh, I probably made you at that doctor guy's place, didn't I? And he's like, yep, sure, for sure how would he know that?
Speaker 2:yeah, and so, and I think that's supposed to be referencing back to the tulpa video she said doctor place. I think this is a tulpa, um, but I'm so. He's like you're putting connections together let's play or whatever she's like uh, okay, fine, I guess like she doesn't seem too upset about it and uh, he's just like I got your glasses she's like why do?
Speaker 2:you got them and he's like oh, they were dirty so I cleaned them for you. She's like, oh, all right, cool, can I have them? He's like, yeah, you gotta come to me to get your glasses. And she's like fine, she gets up and he's just like a little closer now.
Speaker 3:There's one thing I know.
Speaker 2:Just a wee bit closer You're so close.
Speaker 3:You're right there, a little Red.
Speaker 1:Riding Hood and the big bad wolf. Come here, little bitch.
Speaker 2:He's a little closer now. He's just come on right there and he's like awesome, and then it cuts away and there's just blood curdling screen and then the video goes back on. There's just blood all over the fucking camera. It's funny because it almost like no, skin right.
Speaker 4:No, you don't see anything everything's gone to be fair, what it looks like, this is just my opinion, but what it looks like is they cut away and it cuts back to the same one frame that you've been watching the whole time. But it it looks like is they cut away and it cuts back to the same one frame that you've been watching the whole time.
Speaker 4:But it almost looks like a petri dish of like, uh, like, uh different, like funguses almost I I know that's a really weird way to say I forgot about that yeah but that it almost doesn't even look like blood it's colored like it looked like jelly, like almost like it's a cultivated yeah, like it's just like like oh, I like that. Okay, I like that. Yeah, it's very weird.
Speaker 2:The next video being weird speaking of video 10 messages from the dead.
Speaker 3:So did what? Did you just touch me with your dick, doug? Did you just touch me with your dick?
Speaker 2:No, Are you sure? So this starts off with footage of basically, this person walking through the woods, and they have these black gloves on which we've seen these black gloves before in Doug's video of the person that's looking out the window and pulls back and the arm grabs her.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 1:Nope, that's a band. Never mind it's OJ. This whole thing was OJ pulls back and the arm grabs her.
Speaker 2:oh, yeah, oh yeah the instrument. No, it's, it's uh it's oj this whole thing was oj I thought it was.
Speaker 4:I thought he was wearing a white glove. No, he wore a black glove.
Speaker 2:He was a white bronco oh yeah, I'm thinking of michael jackson, yeah michael jackson yeah, um, this person's walking through the the woods. They find a dead rat and they pick it up. Why? Because that's what normal people do so, we cut to this voicemail machine, and this is from the 80s Voicemail machine.
Speaker 4:I hate that. That's a.
Speaker 2:People don't know what that is anymore.
Speaker 3:So I call it the voicemail machine. Honestly, I think Mike is more relevant Than what our term would be.
Speaker 2:An answering machine machine?
Speaker 3:yeah, nobody knows that that fucking is. You had to put a cassette in there. Yeah, you just set it right.
Speaker 2:Make sure it was rewound and you could call it yeah to hear your messages you had to call it. That's the only way you could hear your messages, uh. So anyway, it's messages from uh this guy and he's like don't worry about work. Um, you're way more important. Hon, like don't worry about it. I just want to make sure that you're good.
Speaker 2:We cut to what I believe is a police department, where the guy that left the voicemails is being questioned by the police. He mentions that after they lost the baby, he stayed home for a month. He said that Tiffany only got worse over time.
Speaker 4:So this is you know, you know who's talking right?
Speaker 2:Yep, what was his name? Alex? Yeah, yep, so this is referencing to, uh, what you doing. Bud, don't worry about it, okay.
Speaker 4:This is.
Speaker 2:Alexander Marsh. Yeah, this is Alexander Marsh. We're referencing back to Doug's video about the baby that went missing. Tiffany Chris sold and he's talking about Tiffany Chris oldie, so he mentions that every day on his lunch break he will call her when he went to work and they would just chat. Make sure you have each other are okay why do you do?
Speaker 3:you don't have to acknowledge.
Speaker 4:I just saw the thought process go.
Speaker 3:There's almost none, he was like talking and he saw and then he's like I cannot think about Jason's nipple clamp. I just can't.
Speaker 4:I'm over here like coloring in the tip of a penis, and Jason's just over here clamping his nip.
Speaker 3:I am, and I'm trying to tell a story.
Speaker 4:We fully devolve at the end of these episodes.
Speaker 3:That's why I can't go last.
Speaker 2:He mentions how he calls him just to chat and this time she didn't pick up. Well, that's stupid. And then it cuts to another voicemail from the guy. These take place the first one takes place at 12, the next one takes place about 12.45, and he's like hey, I'm just checking in again because you never miss my calls. I was like you good what's going on you, okay.
Speaker 2:And then it cuts to another voicemail and, uh, this one's at like one o'clock and he's like fuck it, I'm coming home, like something don't seem right, I'm on my way, don't even worry about it. Then we cut to this old ass like computer, like 90s ass looking 80s and 90s ass looking computer things, where it's like this, like crushed, deep fried ass image of this doctor guy and it straight up, like it opens up and it's like, it's like this old ass shit. He's like clickety, clacking in his username and everything, and um, so it starts up and we get these notes, these, these audio notes from Dr Heinrich Albrecht, albrecht Albrecht, whatever, and he is a medical examiner in Westfield. This all takes place on May 19th 1987. He gives us the details of the autopsy for Tiffany. In the details he states that she had this black substance adhere to her body and it's all over like on her face, her ears, her eyes, her neck. You know her body. And it's all over like on her face, her ears, her eyes, her neck. Um, you know her body, yeah.
Speaker 4:He then mentions that her you know the body, sorry, it's on her body, you know ears, eyes, head, shoulders, knees toes knees and also mentions that the eyes are gone.
Speaker 2:Uh, he then says that there is a. She had this symbol that was carved into her. It kind of looks like a star, but like that the top point isn't there, it's just like a line going down. It's kind of what it looks like.
Speaker 4:It's like a starfish with its head cut off. Yeah, like the body.
Speaker 2:Like the head, it's like shoulders.
Speaker 4:Knees and the toes.
Speaker 2:Thank you the token thank you. So, uh, he he notes that it was carved into her after she died. Um, how did he note that?
Speaker 3:because, uh, there was no, uh what's the word there's no blood, oh there's no quaggity. Yeah, exactly gotcha.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that makes sense quag, quag, and so, um, we then cut over to a y'all just throw me off right now. We then cut over to uh this like child psychiatrist type of dude. His name is redacted so you don't know who exactly this is, but thank you. Uh, he seems to be speaking to a younger Tiffany. That's the vibe I got off of this oh god, this part okay and basically it starts off.
Speaker 2:the first time they talk is basically the psychiatrist going up to Tiffany and being like hey, do you see the things in the room with you right now? And she's like, yep, yep, they're here. And he's like can you tell me where these things are? And she's like they're fucking everywhere, dude, they're fucking everywhere, man.
Speaker 4:And I really appreciate how much you fast-forwarded that whole whole lot of nothing. I appreciate that, actually, because that's why I was booing in the first place. This is the one video let me say this right now this is the one video where I was like can we, can we move on? Stop, yeah, can we go forward on this? That's it. This is the only video that irked my jerks.
Speaker 2:Anyway, anyway, go on. Oh sorry, hang on, I forgot I had to swap these parts.
Speaker 4:Wouldn't it be crazy if your notes were way better, you gotta look through a line, by the way.
Speaker 2:I put them in the wrong spot.
Speaker 3:Oh, hold on, hold on. Wouldn't it be weird if you had bullets to show you where you were? I hate you. This episode is brought to you by jason's teenage angst anyway, we then cut to the uh. These private recordings of dr fucking heinrich from earlier you know that Heinrich is the name of the alien from Conker's Bad Fur.
Speaker 2:Day. I didn't. So the doctor then mentions that during the autopsies. He's like I just had to record this shit just to put it out there.
Speaker 2:But there was some weird-ass shit going on during that autopsy. He's like the lights were flickering, the temperatures were changing. I got a boner. He's like I got a boner. He's like it could just be faulty um uh uh technology. He's like maybe some repairs are needed. I don't fucking know, but he's like. But my assistant, sarah, kept mentioning that she heard a woman, or she heard Tiffany crying when we put her body in the cooler. She said that she kept hearing God kept hearing her crying in the in the, the cooler thing, and he's like he's like Sarah, you're probably just like you're exhausted. You know we've had a long day. You just go on home. And he's like. I didn't have the heart to tell her I fucking heard that shit too and that was kind of creepy to me. I'm not gonna lie who? Then after that we cut to the talking to younger tiffany again and basically he's like tiffany, we're gonna go through a little bit of a? Uh, a fucking exercise dog and the pause.
Speaker 3:I don't know why that was so funny.
Speaker 4:It's fucking what's his name from uh, or who always says dog fucking the fucking the banana bread dude.
Speaker 2:No, no, the guy from fucking Original.
Speaker 4:Oh my god, why am I blanking so hard Right now? This is stupid. Just keep Going, let my brain just be stupid.
Speaker 3:And.
Speaker 2:I'm here too. He's like close your eyes.
Speaker 4:American Idol. The guy from American Idol oh.
Speaker 2:Randy Savage.
Speaker 4:You know, randy. Savage I didn't really like your performance.
Speaker 2:Brother Randy Jackson. You know, randy savage, I didn't really like your performance, brother. Uh, randy, randy jackson yes, thank you.
Speaker 4:He always says dog, that's what.
Speaker 2:That's what I assume the psychiatrist is so he's like tiffany, I need you to close your eyes. And, uh, I need you to close your eyes, dog, because like we're gonna get through it right now. Okay, he kind of puts her in like a trance and she kind of goes to sleep, a little bit, kind of like when you hypnotize someone and they're like oh, can you hear me? And she's like yeah, no, I can't hear you, and so basically he's like because you know picture picture the outside of your house.
Speaker 2:You're in your yard. It's a beautiful day.
Speaker 3:Why would you answer that keep going beautiful day out.
Speaker 2:You're outside, uh, it's really cool. And he's like describing like all the little details, like every minute detail is like oh, the, you can see the wind blowing through each blade of grass. And he's like turn around, go in your house. And she's like, okay, I'm gonna do that. And he keeps emphasizing on the fact that she is alone. And like throughout all this, he's like remember, you are alone here, you lonely bitch.
Speaker 3:Everything's fine, everything's normal, you're alone you know he's like go to your house. If I hear that more than three times I'm gonna start thinking I'm not fucking alone but he like he's like, go in the house.
Speaker 2:She goes in the house. He's like see, everything's cool, everything's the way it should be, is it? You're alone, is it? But everything's comfortable. He's like go up to the stairs, go to your room. You see the room there. She's like yep, he's like go on over to your room. Remember you're alone, don't worry about it.
Speaker 3:There's no one in there, and so I didn't think there was now that you say that and so she goes in the room and he's like perfect.
Speaker 2:He's like tell me what you see. Another, what else do you see?
Speaker 3:you see another person because you're alone well, she's like.
Speaker 2:He's like tell me what you see. And he's like, uh. Or she's like there's another door. He's like, oh, bet, cash, fucking cool over that door. Okay, goes over that door. And uh, he's like what do you see in that room? She's like, uh, there's a tv with static. And uh, she's like, oh, there's like a tall dude like he's not facing me, he's facing the wall. There's a tall dude here. He's like nope, you're alone. That can't be right. She's like nah, there's definitely a dude here. No, you're wrong. And he's like, no, but you're alone. She's like nope, you're alone.
Speaker 3:That can't be right. She's like nah, there's definitely a dude here.
Speaker 2:No, you're wrong and he's like no, but you're alone. And she's like uh, the fucking door is gone. And he's like uh, nope, you're fine, you're alone, let's get back to your room. He's like all right, let's get back to your room. And your brain. So he's like holy, she's like yo, uh, the the tall guy didn't like that. He's like shaking now and he's like there's no one there.
Speaker 3:She's like fucking guy right here dead.
Speaker 2:The whole series just falling in place for you a little bit, and so um so then he's like all right, we're gonna start like heading, let's get out of this room, I'm gonna get you back into reality. And he's like doing all these things and while he's like trying to snap her out of it, she's like you know, he's turning around and coming towards me. Now, dude, like I don't really know what's going on. Dog, uh, I don't like this. And the doctor dude's like no, you're alone. She's like I'm fucking not, dude, bro he's coming at me sure I'm not, and he's like you're okay.
Speaker 4:You're okay, we're coming is I'm getting out of the hospital to go home.
Speaker 2:we're going to snap you out of this. Okay, let's go Wake up. And she just wakes up and is just like screaming her head off and you hear, like these, like other deep bellowing screams start to happen as well.
Speaker 3:Pretty fucking creepy. Jesus Christ, oh my God.
Speaker 2:Boop I know, it's so good, we cut to the figure from the beginning. That picked up the dead rat and he's like at this like workstation and he's like cutting this rat open with a pair of scissors. I was very uncomfortable watching this.
Speaker 2:Not gonna lie, yeah, it's not great trigger warning animal cruelty and then yeah, and then he fucking like he plays a, a tape recorder and it looks like the tape recorder is like like part of it's like in the rat. Maybe I just saw it. What Funny. Yeah, maybe I just didn't see it right, or something. It looks like like a cord is going in.
Speaker 3:Is this like one of those, those fucking ads I see. For do you want a, a pencil holder? That just is a squirrel, are you? Are you sure that it wasn't just their mouse Like?
Speaker 2:I think you, I think you figured it out. So, um, now we instantly cut and it's like this, like visual of that symbol from earlier that looks like a star without the top point and there's a disfigured voice and it's kind of like altered and whatnot as well.
Speaker 2:You can't really hear it and basically, it's saying like um, it's like, I got a story for you, jim. Um, it's gonna be crazy. He's like uh, this is for this. This message is for dr milgren, who is jim milgren we've heard this name a couple times now and um, he's like uh, listen, dude, like I got all this information that you're going to want.
Speaker 2:I know you got a lot of questions. You ain't going to get an answer right now, brother, but again, listen, this story I got for you, dude, it's going to be tense, and then it just cuts. It just cuts and then it cuts to that cooler from earlier and you see like the door flapping and then you hear like, oh my, my god. You like hear this crying and then it just is banging and it just pops open and then you this like shadowy, creepy figure of like tiffany's body, just like fades in from inside the cooler and it's like just laughing as this happens and then it just cuts and that's the end of the video. It's fucking spoopy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just a little bit Fucking, spoops.
Speaker 2:Now this last video. Here's the fun thing there's two videos left. These were Matt's, we didn't take notes, but we all three are gonna tackle this bad boy, except for the next one, so the next one is tape 11, which is called Preparations for a Guest. Tldr. It's literally three minutes of a dude. Basically like he created a shelter, like it looks like a shed well, okay, to be fair, we don't know that.
Speaker 3:He created it. That's true. He's like fortifying it. There's all we see. It's just a video of someone exploring what looks like a newly built room with a button. It's like stainless steel walls on the inside, but the fucking most horrific feature of the whole thing- is the thickness of the fucking board. He puts as like a. What is that called?
Speaker 2:Like a protector to, so the door can't open.
Speaker 3:I don't know what it's called, but there's a lock, there's a deadlock and then there's whatever the fuck this is.
Speaker 2:Literally he boarded up the door, but he used a fucking log, the outside cannot get out, whoever's outside can't get in. Would you call it a latch? No, Like literally, it's like I'd call it a.
Speaker 3:I know what it is, but I would call it taking a tree from the forest and putting it in front of your door.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh, okay, that's what I would call it Straight up, that's what I did, that, as they are going over parts of this room, you do see a bunch of glitchy sequences with, like, an arrangement of candles and that should hint you back to some cult-y activities earlier as well as A tape recorder. A recording on a tape recorder that almost kind of sounds like somebody crying, which should clue some people into some things. But yeah, that's tape 11.
Speaker 3:It's literally just this guy. I don't know if it's a guy, it's just someone going over this room. They might have built it, they might have discovered it.
Speaker 4:We don't know 100%, but it's very heavily fortified Waking your subconscious.
Speaker 2:This is the best video in the whole thing.
Speaker 3:It's so fucking good we're all going to come all over, all of you For this part.
Speaker 4:You're welcome. So it starts out Literally being like this is for Charlotte Melgram only.
Speaker 3:If you're stupid. You're not her Waking your subconscious is what it's called. Yeah, this is actually a direct continuation of TF. It's my video actually. Yeah, TF2.
Speaker 4:It's the video after TF2.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this is number three and it mentions there's like TF3.
Speaker 2:Here's some equipment you'll need. Can you imagine if Team Fortress 3 came out.
Speaker 4:It's like here's some equipment you'll need.
Speaker 2:That's the majority of the comments and it's like uh, you'll need your neurovisor and you're gonna need a fucking notebook and pencil.
Speaker 3:Remember neuroplasticity, neuroplasticity.
Speaker 2:Everybody remember that word and that's just like you need a minute to go look it up.
Speaker 3:Go look it up, but I know what that means.
Speaker 4:I can probably sum up the first 10 minutes fairly quickly. If you want, go for it so it gives you like a big long checklist For waking your subconscious.
Speaker 3:Do you see where the figure is in that video?
Speaker 4:Okay, anyways.
Speaker 2:I don't even know.
Speaker 4:I want to bring up the figure, but like I don't even know how to explain that in between things, but either way. So this video is essentially supposed to be a checklist for Prepping your brain For the machine and to do all this testing To wake your subconscious Correct and basically it says be alone, you want to be alone.
Speaker 4:Most importantly, no disturbed. You can't do this with anyone else in the vicinity. Turn off all your lights. We want this to be a very dim-lidded place for you to view the program. Um, and then it says make sure your volume's turned all the way up. Uh, we don't want you to. You know, not hear what we're saying, right? Uh? And then it says have your fucking book open to the tf2 section if you don't take some stupid notes and, if you don't, your stupid brain while we do this stupid thing um.
Speaker 3:If you don't just get a piece of notebook paper, yeah.
Speaker 4:so then it goes to this next part and it's like you know we're going to do some, like we're going to get your brain prepped. You can't pause anymore. If you try to pause it, you're fucking up and it's not going to work. So get ready for that. And then it like glitches out a little bit and then we get to a countdown and it you have 10 seconds before you can quit. And now the screen's turning red and there's like Bubbly buzzing noises happening and you're like ah shit, I just got fucking seduced.
Speaker 2:Meanwhile, in the background too, while this, while this whole thing's going on. There's this shadowy figure, slowly. Makes his way closer.
Speaker 3:To the front of the video.
Speaker 2:You can probably find him in that first section. If you look hard, I don't think you can, because I he literally just popped up right here. I feel like that's the point, is it literally?
Speaker 3:it just starts off when we got the fucking expert on shadow people over here I am um no, that's fair. Thank you, mike. What the fuck.
Speaker 4:I clinked it. You were talking yeah, so you get this red light For like 30 seconds.
Speaker 3:Thank you, mike Some people Prefer muffins. Over Muffin button.
Speaker 4:That's a Frank Zappa reference right there, anyways. So okay, so we get this red screen that's flashing for 30 seconds. I had to like fast forward through it because I was like this fucking sucks it's not great. And then it's like you know what, go ahead and like, pick some fucking words out of this list that don't belong the priming section.
Speaker 3:Yes, the prime get primed get primed fucker.
Speaker 4:Get a little fluffed while you're doing this, um, and it's just, you know, it's like pick some words that don't belong. You see a bunch, that bunch of words that don't belong. Um, and once you go through like set one and set two, it kind of gets a little glitchy. And then it's a little more glitchy and then I think it's at set Three. It's like where's your fucking daughter At Jim?
Speaker 2:Like where's your daughter, jim?
Speaker 3:Are you a responsible parent, jim?
Speaker 4:And uh, from there it just gets fucking batshit crazy. Uh, you see some glitches of like a newspaper, um, about.
Speaker 2:Charlotte being missing and All this shit.
Speaker 4:Who's Jim Othothy's daughter jimothy? And um, then, once it gets through all these sets of words, it goes to a conditioning phase where it wants you to basically face word test. This is the face face word test.
Speaker 3:This is a. This is sat. Just take the sat again for a little bit um yeah.
Speaker 4:So basically, they show a face with the uh emotion.
Speaker 3:That's not a rorschach test oh, rorschach's the inkblot test, right? What is the? The fucking? The emotion test, the bird test?
Speaker 2:I don't think that's it Okay moving on the bird test from Mobiltel. No.
Speaker 4:Alright, so long story short. You see all these faces, mike. You'll know it when I tell you later. So you see all these faces and it shows An emotion like written across the face, right, but it's like Alright, we're gonna show you the emotion and we're gonna show you the face, but then we're gonna show you a face with the wrong emotion and you're gonna say the emotion and not the face, like or not the word, don't say the face it just keeps doing that and doing that and then it's like ah, the faces are scary, and that's pretty much where it goes there's no better way to describe that than that.
Speaker 4:I don't know. That's literally what it does.
Speaker 2:It's like okay.
Speaker 3:I was trying to blast through it to get to this part, because this is the best fucking part. Oh, it's so good, it's so fucking good.
Speaker 4:We call this one the Carbootily. That's what I wrote down, remember?
Speaker 2:Yes, that's Charlotte's name.
Speaker 3:We totally told her that's Charlotte. We told ourselves. We were going to remember Charbootily. And then we just didn't care. Holy fuck, all right. All right, you want me to take it away. You got it. Please please, please, so I'll pencil in.
Speaker 2:Okay cool, I'll pencil in a little bit here, so I'll pencil in. Okay, cool, I'll pencil in a little bit here. So then we cut to like security cam footage of this house and it immediately starts off with it kind of getting a little glitchy, and then it goes to like the front door and you just see this giant, skeletal, fucking meaty figure. Just go up to the door fucking open the door and go on in.
Speaker 3:Okay, to be fair, the first time you see this figure, it's almost like he's rising out of the floorboards of the deck and he shoots up past the camera. You're like what?
Speaker 2:He's just there. And then in the next one you see him opening the door and going in, and it's super quick and super fast. You see the door open and then it just closes. Unnaturally fast.
Speaker 4:I want to just preface all of this with saying that we are watching a security camera from a company called EverVigil. Like this security company is watching this business to watch this either.
Speaker 3:This is a business right.
Speaker 4:It's a kennel yeah, it's a dog kennel, so they basically see this happen and they're now alerted that a door opened and a power outage happened and they're sent the video.
Speaker 3:It's like here is what the video recorded during this.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's like your 80p or 80, whatever it is fucking security. And they're like, hey, uh, we noticed this shit's happening, like you guys and and, and the house is owned by charlotte charlotte, mellotte, charlotte, charlotte, charlotte yeah, so it's charlotte melgrin melgrin and uh, the guys like getting on the phone with her.
Speaker 2:The worst card magic card ever. Yes, the guys like getting on the phone with charlotte and he's just like, hey, uh, we noticed the door alarm went off and, uh, power outages and whatnot.
Speaker 3:Uh, so like we're gonna call the cops free phone sex and she's like well, they don't call the cops quite yet they're.
Speaker 2:So he basically says hey, he's like, we want to do this.
Speaker 4:She's like, oh yeah hang on she's like you guys have called me three times in the past week saying that a false alarm has happened, and he's like you know what.
Speaker 2:Let me check the footage and he goes to check the footage and it's all corrupted it's all fucked, but I will say it's like working and not working.
Speaker 4:He does?
Speaker 3:he does say. He comes back and says you know what those break-ins that you experienced, like there were there was footage attached and like it's not nothing yeah, because he just can't.
Speaker 2:He's like down what he's like actually is happening there's, there's a door alarm that went off for the kennel and she's like, yeah, this has happened before. And he's like I'm gonna call the police. She's like don't fucking do that, because I have to be up in the morning last time I got shit to do. It's the last time. It took an hour. He's like. She's like, don't call the police, please, let me just go check it out. He's like I strongly recommend you don't fucking do that stay in your house.
Speaker 2:Let me call the police.
Speaker 3:She's like because I just saw a skeletal man walking on your roof and he's like.
Speaker 2:She's like, how about this? Let me get dressed. We get a flashlight.
Speaker 4:I'll stay on the phone with you no, she says, I'm gonna get the handheld, the handheld, get the hand on the cordless.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna go check this out I'm gonna get the cordless.
Speaker 2:She's like I'll I'll stay on the fucking line with you.
Speaker 4:He's like fucking fine, whatever and keep in mind he has not yet seen any weird shit yeah, he's like fine, he's like trying to see, he's like while you're getting ready.
Speaker 3:He has seen it. I don't know if he's recognized it. Well, I don't think you're getting ready.
Speaker 2:Let me check out the old false alarm right, that's right here.
Speaker 3:Yep, no, you're right. This is when he's checking them out and they're all like corrupted, I know corrupted they're all coming up with a playback error.
Speaker 2:He does get to see a couple like. There's one that shows the roof. Oh my god, yeah, you see this skeletal figure, this giant skeletal crab walks, crab walk across the roof and he's like what the fuck? And he goes back to play that video again and it doesn't play, it says no, yeah, it's like corrupted and he the lady's back on the phone.
Speaker 2:She's like okay, I'm ready to go, are you still there? Is I'm still there, are you ready? She? He's like yeah, I gotta let you know right now. You shouldn't do this. Those weren't false alarms before. I don't know what's out there, but someone's been stalking around your place. I don't know how the other people that called you did not see this yeah, he's like, I don't like none of this, you mean like a person.
Speaker 2:He's like no something, yeah he's just like I don't know what it is, but there's something out there. And she's like all right, well, again, he's just like he's like the, the video isn't right.
Speaker 4:And she's like what do you mean? He's like I don't know, I don't know, I have no idea.
Speaker 3:Oh, my god, yeah, it's just like flying so I will say he's.
Speaker 4:He does end up finally like getting to a non-corrupted video. Yes, but it corrupts at the end. But then it eventually corrupts. But you see this like just fleshy bone not fleshy okay not fleshy bony thing just like, kind of like coming in and out of the like the picture and like, and then it's like glitchy and missing some skin it is not good like at all but yeah, he's basically at this point, I guess, trying to be like you need to like fucking stop what you're doing, she's like oh no, don't worry about it.
Speaker 4:Like let me just check on the dogs. They're right here, right here I'm right here they're right here and she's like um something's wrong and she's like he's like what?
Speaker 3:and she's like I don't know, they're just standing there like they're frozen um and oh, they're probably just sleeping and you're probably just woken up and startled now, and they're just standing there.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and basically as soon as this happens, we get footage of the thing going straight Into the house and he's like you need to fucking go now, immediately.
Speaker 2:When you move the shadow up there.
Speaker 1:You see it right? Yes, I see the shadow, god damn.
Speaker 4:You guys are like looking past me and I'm like what is behind me? It's just your shadow. But yeah, he's like. He's like you need to get the fuck out of there.
Speaker 2:Something's in there with you. Get the fuck out, go back to the house, lock the fucking doors. I'm calling the police and she's like how there's no door. Yeah, at the same time she hurt. She hears something, she's like what the fuck was that? And just starts screaming. And then she drops the flashlight and she's like what the fuck?
Speaker 3:no, no, she goes. The flashlight got ripped out of my hand. Yeah, yes, oh god, yeah, because she ripped it out of my hands. He's like you need you guys tell that we love this part. Yeah, it's so good he's.
Speaker 4:He's like you gotta you gotta chill out. Like he's like you need to be quiet. The police will be there in three minutes. He's like I know it's dark, but if you can't see, then the thing that is in there with you can't see you either, which does not make anybody in this situation Feel better. And then fucking, she's sitting there and like it's quiet for a little bit and you hear this thing in the background, just like Making these, like snarling noises and like growls and shit.
Speaker 4:And then she says the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. She goes. I think I felt my skin move and then just fucking blood curdling screaming, flesh ripping, bleeding, it's just yeah, it is not good. And then it just cuts right back to this fucking uh video like nothing happened and we're just trying to go through to get our brain fucking right on track.
Speaker 2:Right, that's all we're doing yep, it's like true or false. Did this happen?
Speaker 3:yeah, I honestly think of this it's like statement one, two, three, four, five, gaslighting. The test is what this is oh yeah, it's just, you'll watch.
Speaker 4:If you watch it, you'll see it at this part I.
Speaker 3:It's pertinent, but it's also, like fear and vulnerability, are essential components of this process yeah, so it's just a lot of weird shit.
Speaker 4:And then the next like three to four minutes is literally just like the most trippy shit ever. Uh, you see a lot of imagery from some of the past videos, but it's even more distorted than it was before. It's a consistent like red hue to everything. Um, you see just a lot of like really weird imagery. It's it's.
Speaker 3:It's hard to make out a lot of it, but acid trip it's like silence.
Speaker 4:I've been the video yeah, it's like a bad acid trip though like you're not having a good time um, but what I think really matters in this whole thing is we get to the actual footage at the ending where we see the police show up yeah, sergeant okay this is to charlotte's place I don't know if anyone cares, but this sergeant's name is sergeant c wilkes.
Speaker 3:Um, apparently this has been named before. Oh, I didn't know that, I don't remember it. Same um, and he enters the basement and what is so, so crazy the. I do want to say he walks about 90 down the stairs before going. Uh, police, who's?
Speaker 2:there. Oh, one thing we did forgot to mention real quick, while charlotte's being like attacked by whatever this thing is in the dark yes she's like I can't find the door.
Speaker 3:It's gone oh, yeah, and then it flashes to an image of outside the house and the door is gone.
Speaker 4:We just heard that too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, in your video where the door is missing.
Speaker 4:The girl is like hey like I don't have the door. What the fuck?
Speaker 3:and they're like nah, it's fine, yeah, yeah um, so yeah, so we get the very end of this. We get body cam footage of, uh, sergeant wilkes who enters the basement. I will say he goes most of the way down and then goes police.
Speaker 4:who's anyone down here? He fully didn't have a warrant for sure, 100% no.
Speaker 3:As you do as a police officer.
Speaker 2:He's like walking through it and he's like, oh, it smells weird, it smells bad. Is that a? Fucking shit.
Speaker 3:And he's like going around and he's like whipping the camera around, but it's literally it's just fucking solid concrete and like support beams, and then he whips around behind him over an area that he's already walked over and when he gets there he literally sees the body of charlotte that's being. Is it being eaten by the dog?
Speaker 2:it's like being held in with it.
Speaker 3:It's almost like being like you or like being consumed, or like adapted or something it's straight up like the thing yeah, it's like a thing when the dog gets into the kennel. They put the dog in the kennel and then the all hell breaks loose.
Speaker 4:It's that fucking scene. This woman's body is mutilated like there's only the top half of her it's the expression that gets me well, and I'm becoming part of it, because she has pointy ears now and fangs yes.
Speaker 4:Well, this is the thing that was confusing me well, not confusing me, but like this is the thing that we were seeing earlier about all the people, and like how they were deformed later on yes, and that's why I think there has to be at least a part two right I want to say there's going to be a part two because there's a lot of questions that I have Still about some of this stuff.
Speaker 3:We have reached the end.
Speaker 4:I mean this, this is so good. I love this Because there's also it says next tape TF3. We don't even have it yet.
Speaker 2:Well, and ironically the tape is called the Shadow of Communion and Assimilation. What just fucking happened? She was assimilated While they were communing, and then we saw a communion to happen.
Speaker 3:communion and assimilation. Yes, what just fucking happened? She was assimilated. Well, we saw somebody eating over the body and then we saw a communion to happen right after that.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, such a good fucking series so fucking good that last, that last scene of her just melding with this fleshy dog creature it reminded me of.
Speaker 3:did you guys see the newest rendition of Colorado Space? No, I know you did.
Speaker 4:With Nick Cage.
Speaker 3:It's the llama scene. It's just this. That's not what I wanted to point to.
Speaker 4:It's this that's.
Speaker 3:Yoshi with a succulent ass. I don't need that.
Speaker 4:We've been speculating a lot during our parts. I don't think there's a whole lot for us to speculate on after this. I do think I, I almost think it's best if we left the door open, for if there's another part to come out before we start just being like this is what happened, this is what I think it is. I will say we should gush a little bit oh fuck, yes, please um I do want to just Mention the person who I guess made this whole thing. Their name is Rob Gavigan. You can find them, alex or Aiden or some shit.
Speaker 3:No, no there's a million of them but it is not it's Rob Gavigan.
Speaker 4:I was so confused like did I miss something? No, but yeah, they have their own YouTube channel, it's just. You can search up Rob Gavigan. They do a bunch of different stuff. They do a lot of like true crime. They run a podcast. They talk about ARGs, it's actually yeah they like to do a lot of. The person reacts to this video, kind of stuff, um, which is, I guess, essentially what we do, sort of um, but we're not doing it at like live um we're not, so we're not labeling it as now I'm looking back.
Speaker 2:I was like it was a lot of Alex's, but no, there was like four Alex's Alex, aiden, theo, formally Aiden.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry. Yes, formally.
Speaker 2:Aiden.
Speaker 3:I forgot.
Speaker 2:And a lot of A's. Now that I'm looking at it I thought it was like oh, it was the joke, because there's Alex's, but yeah no it's just A's.
Speaker 4:Your name has to start with a to. You know, do analog horror? Apparently I don't know. At least, do it well. So but yeah, they, they do a bunch of stuff. Um, I, I, I mean, obviously this has become very popular.
Speaker 2:It's very good um probably the best analog horror I've seen in a very long time you will never, ever, ever catch me saying I fucking loved this insert analog whore.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you won't. And if matt were here he would say the same, but honestly, I want season two, I want more of this, I so I'm waiting.
Speaker 2:I just want to put this out there real quick. I know we don't want to like go too into like what we think is going on story-wise or anything, but I do think my first original thought was this kind of like an anthology thing where they dug into that mountain and ever since then some weird spooky shit has been happening to the town.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we can definitely sum up what we think is going on at least at this far here.
Speaker 2:I don't know if that's the case anymore, but my first initial thought was oh, a lot of these videos are just random things that are happening to random people across this town because of whatever happened in this mountain. But the more I'm looking into it, a lot of it is centered around this Tiffany woman, jim Melgrin. There's like some supernatural going on, because we saw into Tiffany when she was young in mind and she saw, you know, the tall guy with no door. We're seeing that at charlotte's place. Um, obviously supernatural shit that they don't really explain too much about, and the?
Speaker 3:um simiodine's uh involvement involvement is kind of oh yeah, it's very vague so far now with the erratic I think part of that.
Speaker 2:This was mentioned before. So before in um your video where they're like oh, these break-ins were happening by an anti-american um group reason, I said I think I know why they did that.
Speaker 3:The fucking don right video.
Speaker 2:Yeah, reason they did that, I think, is because in mine, where they're talking about how um they're doing, the national access initiative, simulodine was heading that.
Speaker 3:Hey, it's almost like those two things were the same thing.
Speaker 2:Well, and so why I think they call it an anti-American thing was because all the houses that were burglarized had Simulodine's equipment, which was basically being funded by the government, so everything's being burglarized. They basically said it is an anti-American thing because all these houses had American technology and shit in them. I think that was.
Speaker 3:It was misdirection, yeah, misdirection. Thousand percent. Oh, as soon as I heard propaganda building in that shit with their video equipment.
Speaker 2:I'm like yeah yes, um, my whole thing is I don't know what real quick.
Speaker 4:Do you think that maybe, as opposed to like, uh, like a terrorist group? Do you think that maybe, like Some of these Tests got out of hand where they made Too many tulpas at one time?
Speaker 2:No, yeah, that's what it is, but they're claiming it as an anti-american terrorist group To keep the masses at.
Speaker 4:You know, that's the reassured that nothing weird Makes sense with the your first video or whatever.
Speaker 3:That's the PR headline to keep Panic at bay.
Speaker 4:I don't know I guess a lot of the stuff that I'm like Thinking about here is like there's so much Of the thought form tulpa Like thing happening but like we have no idea where this Like I want to call it the Main Thought form tulpa that we see the red embodied like Skeleton figure. I want to call it the main Thought form Tulpa that we see the red, the skeleton body like skeleton figure. I want to know like where it came from, essentially like we got that answer, because in mine oh my god.
Speaker 2:Well, in mine it pops up In Katie's room is like I'm your Imaginary friend. She's like I must have Made you at that doctor's office. So I think she created it with that machine on Her.
Speaker 4:I just well, I think I agree with you. I just don't I want to know if that thing is the same thing as the one in the end.
Speaker 3:No, yeah, that I don't oh my god, do you remember the faces that we saw in that video? That was conditioned same video same exact video. Yeah do you remember that one, very, very quick moment where you see the flesh and teeth form from the fucking mask? I think that was a fucking thought form, slash tulpa, that the viewers created and sent to, because we got got subjected to the conditioning, the priming, everything because we got it, that video was only subjected.
Speaker 3:Well, we got subjected to the, the fucking, the conditioning, the priming, like that's true everything?
Speaker 2:well, that video was only what that was.
Speaker 4:That video was meant for only charlotte, though well, that was the last video I think he's talking about, like I think it was like video six or seven no, no, the very last video that.
Speaker 3:Yes, that was meant for charlotte, but she would have been the only one to watch it.
Speaker 2:Except we watched it. So are you talking about like us as in the real viewer, not a viewer in universe, like an actual?
Speaker 4:This is literally seeing it, okay, so that's the thing with this too, is as much as we keep calling this an analog horror. It's almost like a found footage on fiction analog horror.
Speaker 3:Like it's a hybrid?
Speaker 4:It's definitely hybrid as fuck.
Speaker 3:I think that's where all of our series are gonna go from now on is hybrid, and I think we need to start looking for that.
Speaker 2:Every man hybrid oh, I don't know. I don't really know what the plot is here. I like all the ideas, I think it's super fun, but it's very obvious that something has to do with this mountain there's gotta be something happened there that spiraled out of control uh oh yes, they dug into a mountain like they weren't supposed to.
Speaker 3:This definitely took inspiration from mountains of madness, because, and like holy shit, the fucking gathering of like timelines apart, artifacts.
Speaker 2:There's cults, oh it's yes, so inspiration is obvious in some places, but we don't have like a significant ending what if this, the, the creature that we're seeing, is a topo created by the cult, because we see the cult members a lot? That's what it is.
Speaker 3:No, that's 100 what it is that's the only reason they went over that that, uh, that point in one of their videos saying some thought forms can be a. The most powerful thought forms can be created from groupthink. The only reason they included that information is to back that claim up. Yeah, maybe, because why else would you include that?
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know what I mean. I kind of I don't want there to be another season only because I don't want this to get too.
Speaker 3:I want this to remain an obscurity.
Speaker 2:Well, this ended fucking awesome, and if you try to do another?
Speaker 3:one. I don't need answers.
Speaker 2:Well, this ended fucking awesome, and if you try to do another one.
Speaker 3:I don't need answers, exactly, I just didn't feel horrified.
Speaker 2:I don't need answers, but I kind of just want to know what the story is. I just want the creator to give me a paragraph that's like this is the story and they should charge us $30 fucking dollars for it Seriously though.
Speaker 3:Like, think about it. You leave this how it is right and you say like, okay, if you want to know the mystery behind this whole thing, I will. I will send you the thing to explain all of it, send you a pdf, that is. That's a hard decision. I don't know if I would take that I would.
Speaker 2:I just I like to know the ins and outs of I don't want to make again, don't want to make another series, just summarize the plot, know what's going to summarize the plot, just so I can coherently understand it, because I would love to know what the plot is and rewatch everything and be like, oh, this makes sense now, but my stupid lizard brain has no idea what's going on right now. So, which isn't bad. A lot of the fun is in the mystery.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying though like no, I'm on that boat too.
Speaker 2:I'm on the boat of wanting to know more, but that might ruin it for me at the same time.
Speaker 4:I have no idea. That's how I always feel about a second season of anything.
Speaker 2:I know.
Speaker 4:Either it's going to be. In some rare cases it's going to be better than the first season. In some other cases you're going to get too much information.
Speaker 2:One Punch man. Season one, fantastic Season two booty, booty, booty, butt cheeks.
Speaker 3:I have yet to watch that one same thing. Yeah, um, anyway, gonna go on on a limb and say uh do we have anything else we want to say about this before you do that? I'm good, I know you are clearly. I've said what I've said my piece, go watch it, it's dog do you have anything to say about this.
Speaker 3:I know that you are. You and I are both kind of on. I am on team. I fucking hate analog horror. I know you're less so there, but still kind of on the same page. I I do love a good analog horror. I. I know you're less so there, but still kind of on the same page.
Speaker 4:I do love a good analog horror. I think there's something about the when it's done right. I think there's something about the nostalgic feeling to it, the imagery you get the almost sense of like ah, all this shit happened before my time kind of feeling goes hand in hand with a good analog horror, but then you've got so many shitty ones out there that it's hard to be like.
Speaker 4:I fucking love analog horror when 80% of them are kind of booty and just there. So I want to say I give a lot of respect to this one for doing a really good job at making the aesthetic work, making it look like it's in the time that it's supposed to be in that, the voice acting, the actual video segments, all really, really great.
Speaker 4:I will say there's a lot of ai imagery in this and that is a topic for debate among a lot of people. I think it works in this situation because like this seems like a one-man yeah, I'm okay with ai if you use it when.
Speaker 2:I'm okay with it if you're a small person like a one-man band and you can't afford this shit, but it wouldn't like a fucking movie studio.
Speaker 4:So it's like well, here's the thing for me, ai is just another medium for people to create art.
Speaker 4:Now, that being said, I don't like the fact that AI takes art from other people to formulate its thing, but, like, I think it's just another tool for a creator to like. This creator is good at making videos and they're good at making stories. They might not be an artist, though. Like, why, I don't know, I don't want to say, like, why hire someone to do art for them when you know a lot of artists are out there trying to make a living doing art for people? But I think, in this sense, like this situation, I think it works.
Speaker 2:I also don't know if it is ai art I'm just speculating because it looks like it to me but all I gotta say is uh, good job and go to Deloittecom.
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Speaker 4:In parentheses, yeah what are we drinking?
Speaker 2:We already did this.
Speaker 3:You're right.
Speaker 2:Goodbye everybody.
Speaker 1:We'll let the alcohol, just take over that Bye everybody, goodbye, bye.
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