Don't Look Under the Internet
Don't Look Under the Internet
DLUTI 165 - SmartSchoolBoy9
TRIGGER WARNING: THE CONTENT IN THIS EPISODE MAY BE DISTURBING TO SOME AS IT CONTAINS REFERENCES TO CHILD ABUSE, MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES, AND SEXUAL ABUSE. WE DO NOT CONDONE ABUSE IN ANY CAPACITY, ESPECIALLY TOWARDS CHILDREN. THIS EPISODE SHOULD BE USED FOR AWARENESS-BUILDING PURPOSES ONLY.
Usually, here at D.L.U.T.I., we like to jump down creepy internet rabbit holes to uncover creepy, internet-based narratives and share the ride with you! Unfortunately, today we need to discuss a real one.
SmartSchoolboy9 refers to the internet handle of a user who operates through various social media accounts, and uses A.I.-generated images of children, as well as real videos of the user dressed as children, usually in suggestive poses. This user is clearly sexualizing children for unknown reasons; however, it has been speculated that the user may be fulfilling a fetish or fantasy.
The reason we want to talk about this today, is to spread information regarding the investigation surrounding this account. The more people know that this is going on, the more efforts to hinder the individual in question by being aware of what is going on. Please do not attempt to contact any account associated with this topic as that may obstruct or counteract any investigation by the police or other authorities.
From murderers to money launderers, thieves to thugs – police officers from the...
Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify
Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout!
https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664
Linktree
Buy us a beer!
Join us in Discord!
DLUTI.com
Unplanned Podnancy
Undefined Graphics (Photography & Graphic Design)
Ghoulish Mortals
Inquiries: dlutipod@gmail.com
Don't Look Under The Internet
PO BOX 6437
Aurora IL 60598
Don't look under the internet. I did it.
Speaker 2:Cock, you did it. I think we just gotta line the cock up.
Speaker 3:Line the cock. Oh, it's off by one second Cock. Oh man, oh, what cock? Oh, it's off by one second cock. Oh man, oh, what's one second what's one second?
Speaker 2:to a minus start it up we'd start it over, we'll rerun the whole thing, fuck it um. But you know, what people don't want to hear is probably us talking about who the fuck blipped in who's?
Speaker 1:who's blipping, who has noises? It's? It's for sure, michael. What? Michael jackson?
Speaker 2:how I, it doesn't matter while you figure out how to work computers or how to access the internet, welcome everybody to Don't Look Under the Internet, wow apparently we have to put the whole show on hold. What's happening? Nobody cares, it's fine, just turn off like no. You can't do much of anything. You gotta fix the sounds nobody needs to hear discord the technical difficulties. How do I to fix the sounds? Nobody needs to hear Discord.
Speaker 1:the technical difficulties how do I turn off the sounds? Oh my God. Settings.
Speaker 2:Okay, Voice and video or no sounds.
Speaker 1:Notifications yeah, notifications Enable.
Speaker 2:Notifications Click it, get rid of them. Just put no sounds. Okay, make the sounds stop, get it out of there. Yeah.
Speaker 3:We did it. Okay, this is great, wow.
Speaker 2:This is what the people are paying for, and by paying I mean not Some people pay, some people do pay. We love them so much for dealing with moments like this Hello.
Speaker 3:And welcome Internet, welcome. Welcome to. Don't Look Under the Internet Internet, internet, internet. Don't. Don't. Don't Look Under the Internet, internet, internet. Don't. Don't. Yours truly, michael, michael, me, doug, doug, hey.
Speaker 2:I hate that this is.
Speaker 3:Jason, jason, hello, hello.
Speaker 1:You're an idiot, I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot, you're an idiot'm an idiot, hell yeah don't look under the internet.
Speaker 2:This is an internet horror comedy thing.
Speaker 3:It is a thing you'll probably notice. Matt's not here.
Speaker 2:I mean our smarter half is not here and that's because he's getting smarter he's getting smarter.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's like. I've been hanging out with who now see, that's not a me sound, it was me, you dumb bitch and I knew it actually the whole time to be fair.
Speaker 2:This was all a setup employee um, yeah, matt's is not here.
Speaker 3:He's gonna be gone the next couple uh episodes um, he's just going to hang out family and take a little vacay but so we're gonna be a little mattless, a little a little mootless these next couple episodes, but that's okay, we'll survive somehow. I don't know how, but we'll get through it. Well, you got diluted classic right here, just three dudes sucking each other, sucking and fucking.
Speaker 2:You know those classic episodes. Like we all get together and suck each other, or the sequel, we all get together and fuck each other.
Speaker 1:I just want to point out Jernine just joined the chat.
Speaker 2:Hey Mom, Is she ready for a trip to a memory?
Speaker 3:lane. Mom, I don't think you want to be here for this episode. Actually, I told my dad the same thing tonight.
Speaker 1:I'm like Dad this topic is fucked. I don't want to if you don't want to join?
Speaker 3:Yeah, this one's fucked. I don't even want to be here for this one.
Speaker 2:I don't enjoy the topic, but I do enjoy the opportunities it gives us by talking about it, I guess.
Speaker 3:Well, we'll get into that in a second. First we're going to start off with a little bit old-fashioned Deluty Clap housekeeping your face. So we have a three new uh subscribers to the website. We have uh, oh, my god, that's a hard one to pronounce Saragakatif, saragakatif. Oh yeah, we're playing name or bad Name or bad Saragakatif.
Speaker 2:That can't be a made up name. The third one, saragakatif. Yeah, that's Saragakatif.
Speaker 3:Okay, I don't know how to feel about that one I'm going to go with a seven because it's creative but it doesn't roll off the tongue.
Speaker 1:Well, is it creative or is that there's just their name?
Speaker 3:like the first name, sarah, and the last name is gackatief. Did we, did we?
Speaker 2:decide that if it's just their name, that those are just disqualified those are bad. No, we come up with a name for oh right, we come up with your name, so sarah gackatief, I mean I I don't know if that's the real name or not. Barry, this is a dangerous game, barry Cackletief.
Speaker 1:There you go.
Speaker 2:Barry Cackletief. Barry Cackletief, better, better. The next is it's an improvement. Kaze-khan Kaze-Khan.
Speaker 1:Kaze-Khan.
Speaker 3:I like that one. I like Kaze-Khan Sounds like Kamikaze.
Speaker 2:No, that only happens once.
Speaker 1:Next we have Once a year and you can only attend once.
Speaker 3:Next we have Tactical Tapir. I love that one so much that one's decent.
Speaker 2:I like Tactical Tapir. I saw that one come in and it made me chuckle.
Speaker 3:That's a good one, that's fun. Thus concludes housekeeping Keepy housey. Good job, good job, mike, housekeeping House has been kept.
Speaker 2:Good job, mike, housekeeping House has been kept.
Speaker 3:So this episode we're talking about.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so everything's going to be up and up now. Right, let's just start with this Straight up Big ol' huge, massive trigger warning.
Speaker 1:Huge trigger warning, massive.
Speaker 3:Yes, we're going to go over, probably the one that I hate the most out of everything we've covered, and probably everything we will cover until we get to something just like this again in the future.
Speaker 1:If you haven't already read the title on Spotify or YouTube, you already know what we're going to be talking about today.
Speaker 3:If we cover something like this in the future, it's all you guys.
Speaker 1:That's fine, that's fine, we know that you're a little baby back we're gonna take y'all back to school on this one, I hate I hate fuck.
Speaker 2:Oh man, that was a good one, but I hate it.
Speaker 3:Uh, I'm so conflicted we're gonna take it back to school.
Speaker 1:You'll learn a lesson on who who to avoid in life yeah who to also who you die in life, who you shouldn't be uh friends with yeah, role modelize this individual we are covering today smart school boy nine yep, yep
Speaker 2:topic that doug was very adamant that we cover I mean I I think it's a good idea, it's popular and people need to know about this fucking asshole I have felt just this shroud of ick over me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this entire time looking into this I made matt upset and that's why he's not here. So he didn't want to do this and I don't get it.
Speaker 3:Blame him, I fucking get it I looked and I did not look into this at all until monday and, uh, now I get why matt didn't want to touch it yeah, it's very upsetting, and so that's what our trigger warning is for.
Speaker 2:So this is absolutely content warning. If anything in the, I mean we're ripping the bandaid off here, right, we have to at this point. If anything, the realm of pedophilia is something that is a trigger for you, makes you uncomfortable. Please go ahead and shut this off. Now I will say we are going to be framing this in the light of more of investigation and outreach than like an analysis type thing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't think we're going to dive too deep into detail.
Speaker 1:No, it'll be what's going on, how it's going on, and pretty much just our thoughts on everything.
Speaker 3:And also, if you hear us making jokes, it's because coping's a bitch.
Speaker 2:Coping is a bitch, and that's my mechanism. Yeah, along with the other two guys here we are a comedy show, so we will attempt to make this a little bit.
Speaker 3:We never made a 9-11 joke last week.
Speaker 2:I know out of all all the episodes to do, to make one of those jokes on and we just fucking completely missed the boat on that it was literally 9-11 eve, yeah, and we didn't say shit, not a thing.
Speaker 3:I didn't leave fucking cookies out for george bush, or nothing.
Speaker 1:Jet fuel and jet fuel and a beer and a bush light or something um, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna say sensitive topic.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so that's that sensitive topic.
Speaker 2:Yes, exactly um but it's important, it's very important we do also. We like to tell you guys like, don't ever look under the internet, we'll do it for you.
Speaker 3:This is one of those instances where let's get five out of five. Don't look unders.
Speaker 2:Five out of five don't look unders for the internet. Six out of five yeah, don't look unders. We can do it more.
Speaker 3:I say we just rip the bandaid off, get to it instead of tap dancing around it. What do you boys think?
Speaker 1:Yeah, fuck it. I'm there with you, let's uh.
Speaker 2:What is when we say the word Smart Schoolboy, 9,? A lot of people might not know what the fuck we're talking about.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so Well, okay, there's two places we can start, and this is how I think most people started to realize hey, this is what's going on right now. There was two Instagram, or sorry, there was twodit posts on the our instagram and the our internet mystery. Uh, subreddits that came out. I'm not gonna read all of them, but basically just to give you an idea of what the titles of these are is creepy accounts pretending to be kids and smart school boy. Nine, the creepiest instagram instagram account update post. Uh, in quotation or in parentheses to prevent misinformation. Uh, just from that first one alone kind of tells you all you need to know yep, it's horrifying.
Speaker 2:if we're being honest, it's not great, it's I. I don't think any of us knew exactly what we were getting into when we started down this unfortunate path, but here we are. I will say that this poses quite a large. This does not make up a large portion of the Internet traffic. I will say that this is kind of an outlier, but because this is something that does exist on the Internet and is something that is very, very I don't know, according to the climate today, the Internet is full of things like this, or at least dangers like this. So I think it's good just to be aware of what that might look like.
Speaker 1:I agree, and I want to thank, I guess, nexpo and Nick Nocturne for bringing this, at least to my attention. A lot of information that we got are going to come from them. Um, I feel like they're doing a good service for the internet by bringing light to this, because now that they have, uh, so I'm seeing posts about the smart school boy stuff in places. I never, ever see our realm of shit pop up in. Yeah, uh, I'm seeing people talk about it that I feel like wouldn't be talking about this kind of stuff. Uh, and that's what made me be like yo. Maybe we need to cover this, maybe we need to help spread that word. Um, and I think the more you know, the better. I agree for sure.
Speaker 1:Every time your fucking ac, or whatever that is, turns off, it gets so quiet and I'm just like I can hear my, my brain moving around you can hear your blood flowing but yeah, so I just thought I would give them a shout out. Uh, this shit is just so fucked, it's just so absolutely fucked, fucked.
Speaker 2:That's the only word we can use for this so this may not be a long episode by any means, but it will be.
Speaker 1:It will be a it will be an episode that exists on our feed.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, I think the horrible cause like I.
Speaker 3:I just bought this ghoulish mortals shirt and I really want to rep it and I want to be like shout out to our, our, our, we cannot do the same thing we cannot do the same exact thing, mike, we cannot do the same exact thing we cannot do the same. I appreciate nick nocturne.
Speaker 1:No, we gotta do it in the middle of our episode we gotta start talking about it and be like hold up everybody I appreciate nick crowley, not nick nocturne, it was crowley that was it crowley yeah?
Speaker 3:that'sxpo for the videos, like you said, but they did the thing that a cracks me up and b feels so icky, dirty to do, where they're covering this this very extremely, uh, a sensitive topic. It's a real life thing. It's actively going on right now, yeah, and then they're just like and we're gonna talk about this pedophile piece of shit, but first of all from our sponsors, surf shark, vpn and I'm like this ain't the video to have a sponsorship.
Speaker 1:To be fair, they talk about a lot of fucked up shit, though they do, yeah, but I feel like if they're not gonna pick and choose. You know what I'm saying. You're right, they need to make that money.
Speaker 3:I don't know I, just it feels dirty it feels like it does. It feels like putting an ad for red lobster.
Speaker 2:Before a how to do cpr video that you need urgently.
Speaker 3:But I will say. The only thing I want to say is ghoulish mortals did finally come out with a shirt with their logo I'm very happy.
Speaker 2:It looks real good it.
Speaker 3:It feels real good, it's comfortable. It's high quality. That's all I want to say. I'm not gonna fucking go into a tangent, but it's it's cool that they have that now. I'm very happy about that. I just want to shout that out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, do that now. Yeah, right, anyway, there's no segue later.
Speaker 3:Yeah, anyway, but, like Tug said, there's these Reddit posts that popped up, where they're like TLDR. They're just like there's these creepy. I came across this because a random Instagram reel came up from this page and I think this is a person pretending to be a child. And, uh, the other best thing about this this all started unfurling on my fucking birthday, so that's cool uh so on july 2024 or 2024, july 20th is when, uh, 2024 is when all this kind of got mike's one years old.
Speaker 2:I am, he's one. It's when all this got exposed and almost it starts it starts, there's three main accounts.
Speaker 3:I would say there's, unfortunately, potentially hundreds of accounts there no idea yeah, but there's three main ones that uh got this into the eyes of um everybody and uh I would say we're like the favorites of Smart Schoolboy. There is, it starts with Truth Sticks the best hits, yeah, greatest hits, greatest hits.
Speaker 1:Now, that's what I call. That's what I call pervert.
Speaker 3:Now, that's what I call schoolboy night.
Speaker 2:But it starts off the first one starts off with Truth Sticks.
Speaker 3:11, which is an Instagram account. All these accounts are disabled, by the way, so you're not going to be able to find them. 11, which is an instagram account. All these accounts are disabled, by the way, so you're not gonna be able to find them. Don't even fucking look it up. Um, but this instagram account started off seeming innocent, which is nice. It first started off with, um, this, I guess this video from it was. It was this this, the, the. I don't even know where to fucking begin. So the bio and everything was like hey, I'm, I'm, uh, the mother of my son and the accounts were claiming to be parents.
Speaker 1:Parent guided accounts for a specific child. Thank, you.
Speaker 3:Yes, that was very hard for me to get out, but, um, it starts off with this quote-unquote mother posting a video of this other account for someone named uh Abdullah. Check here and they're like this person is, uh, not a child, they are a grown man pretending to be a child. And then this account goes on to keep being relatively, you know, positive towards protecting kids from creeps online. The first, like plethora of posts, is you know, we have to protect our kids. There's creeps online pretending to be children.
Speaker 3:Um, I don't want us I don't want our kids being exposed to that hell. No, um, this is some fucked up shit. And it starts off like that where it's very you know, it seems like it's a mom doing a good action for her community or for the internet in general. Right, and they slowly started or stopped posting like things like that and started posting images of her quote-unquote son. Um, and it was just her son taking like or or like giving like a presentation. It was her son like at like a school desk, things like that. And then the images start to divulge deeper and deeper into what I would say is some sort of perverted madness.
Speaker 2:It reminded me of the episode of don't hug me, I'm scared, where they go in the computer program.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, I actually, so the images the images that they posted at this point are very fucked up. It's like distorted, heavily edited pictures of this child's face and it's got these weird edits on them and like, basically it's like if you took every snapchat filter and threw it on top of a child's face. Yeah, it's like edits like that and it's very jarring. And as it goes on, they start using different pictures of different children, doing the same type of edits to it. And if you go back to those original pictures that the quote-unquote mom uploaded of her son, even those you find out are a little son. Even those you find out are a little jarring because you find out those were just ai generated photos.
Speaker 1:I mean, it's really clearly ai yeah bad. It's like early ai generation yeah, and either that or they did like maybe some of their own edits on some things which we'll talk about later, but it's so fucked.
Speaker 3:This goes from essentially the mom posting. So there is a uh post on one of the instagram uh images where it's like my mom is coolest mom ever. She let me post on this account now. So that's fun.
Speaker 2:And that's when it goes over the edge into creepsville and even like the, the, the language used, like you can just tell it's not a child of however old is being pictured.
Speaker 3:It's more articulate than what a 12-year-old child would be.
Speaker 2:Absolutely the vocabulary.
Speaker 3:Punctuation. All that it's very good, and a lot of the images, like I said, they're heavily distorted, but every single one that is distorted. This child is always wearing these high heel boots things and there's always a voice that you hear too, and the weird thing is you hear the mom's voice, quote-unquote the mom's voice, uh, in the first video, and you start hearing that voice again with these later uploads from this.
Speaker 1:her quote-unquote son voice sounds kind of the same so I, real quick, just want to interject on one specific thing. There's no like first video, right? There's just a bunch of accounts, but just a bunch of videos.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so like if you're looking for some sort of like linear pathway from like start to finish on this, there, there really isn't that um I'm sure later it will be we don't want you to look this up, no, but we highly recommend that you formulate your own opinions and thoughts about this on your own time and do your own research into things, because that's just a smart way to live your life in general. Um, do I recommend looking at this stuff? Not really. No, if you have a way of helping put this man, person, whatever, uh away, go for it.
Speaker 2:But I digress I mean, I will say the information is like.
Speaker 1:It's even hard to find information about this right now like everything is almost being deleted as it's coming out yeah, a lot of the accounts are either banned, deleted or have become private.
Speaker 2:Yeah, um, it's hard to get any your hands on any kind of information um sorry, go ahead, mike.
Speaker 3:No, you're good, um, but yeah, it's just these, these, these absolute batshit crazy uploads.
Speaker 1:Now, like that does not even uh, it's not even recognizable from what the first couple uploads were where they started, half normal yeah, where they seemed relatively normal and now it's just like a fucking madman's yeah that's the weird thing about it, too, is that the truth sticks specifically like they were posting like, oh, like little boys and girls like be careful online, like don't, don't fucking let people be predators and then almost does that whole like 180 and becomes exactly what it's saying to like what it's warning about exactly.
Speaker 3:And when you look at even the accounts that truth sticks is following, um, that is another thing that people were like. A lot more is going on here than we thought, because there were two accounts specifically that truth sticks was following that people also started looking into. There were a lot more, there are dozens of accounts that they're following, but two of them stuck out and it was Stephanie Schooley and Smart Schoolboy 9.
Speaker 2:Those are the two accounts, so I guess we can get into those a little bit yeah, I can kind of piece this together a bit more if you want, I can kind of talk about the, the smart schoolboy nine, which is the, where we get the, the colloquialism for this whole thing as smart schoolboy nine. Like we've been saying, there's a lot of different aliases for, uh, what we believe is either one or a very few amount of individuals at this point. So we see this account kind of pop up on Instagram. It's called smart school boy nine.
Speaker 2:Now, if you go to try to look this up now, the account's been disabled. You can't see anything there. I, if you try to use the way back machine, same thing. It shows like the background of the page, but you can't see any like content that's on there. So it's kind of hard to actually get a hold of anything concrete. A few people nice folks over at, I'm guessing, the Reddit Bureau of Investigation have put together a that is just on the homepage for the subreddit, which is a smart school boy nine they put together.
Speaker 3:I I don't know if I'm uh making this part up or not, but I vaguely recall uh mentioned that they made that excel sheet. Yeah, because they're just stockpiling evidence to give to 100. Yeah, and that's what that is. They basically just made this to be like. Here you go, this is everything we found. They just want to document everything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's a whole ass excel like oh, there's a link tree to an excel that has the every account, every video, like everything.
Speaker 2:Now most of the videos are gone, but yeah unfortunately so you can't really watch most of the videos, and that's where I, especially for this, uh, smart school boy nine account, um the like. This one was predominantly videos and I know that mike had just talked about how we saw these weird almost like ai generations and like modulations, nothing really concrete or like live action.
Speaker 2:When we get to smart school boy nine, that's when we actually get a a visual of what this person looks like yeah, yeah we also get a voice that we can cross-reference from those earlier videos that we were talking about, with the mother just claiming to be the mother of this kid. Well, if you hear the voice there, sure, but you also hear it again on the Smart Schoolboy 9 Instagram page and if you cross-reference those, you can kind of, actually, I basically uh confirms that the people that ran that one and this smart school boy account are the same person, same person if not by like just vocal, like just analyzing it vocally, just listen to the person talking um.
Speaker 2:But, like I said, we do get an appeal, like we get uh, I don't know an id photo, like we have a way to identify this person. Now we have a reveal yes, it is a reveal um this person is balding. They have glasses.
Speaker 3:I mean honestly I wish they didn't reveal themselves. Just think al mcwigan, that's a sentence, that I say that out loud what this person revealed themselves to me, oh, god.
Speaker 2:Um, she did. I need you just to a picture, if you're. If you need a mental image of what this person looks like, think al from toy story. Like toy, what is it?
Speaker 3:yeah, that's uh just a little bit more fucked up looking.
Speaker 2:I just, yeah, just a little bit more, um.
Speaker 2:But you also see this person is wearing black high-heeled boots um a white face and you see like a like a like painted white face and like red red, deep red lips um like comically large lips too but the most glaring detail is that this person is wearing very obviously way too small clothing of like a school uniform and they're holding a, a a lunchbox in a small hallway and they're sticking their tongue out or what looks like they're sticking their tongue out and they're talking in this like baby voice and it's very similar, and they're wearing the heels and they're wearing the heels and we see this in this, this like there's a bunch of text saying ignoring jealous comments from people. I think they wish they could wear my school uniform. Some seem to think that just because I've grown quickly in school year five, they comment as if they know me or am in their age group.
Speaker 3:It happens to loads of other children, yep and let's let's clarify again this isn't a kid that hit puberty and sprouted.
Speaker 2:No, this is a full grown man talking like a grown ass man as a dude. Uh uh. There's another one of hit of smart school boy at school with one of his quote unquote classmates saying here at school I've been paired with Wilfred, and how cool too is, we're both quite good at environmental studies and loads of indoor studies in the new achievers Classroom is a quality place.
Speaker 3:No one's named wilford these days.
Speaker 2:This kid's lying, this dude's lying this is the most normal thing I've seen on his on ever any piece of media that I could possibly. And it's not even normal, it's not I mean it's, but it looks normal comparatively and now that I'm looking at it like I can feel the crazy because, like a normal individual looking at this goes there's something fucked up about this, because I've been looking at all the other fucked up shit.
Speaker 1:I'm looking at this going oh yeah, that's kind of normal, that's fucking normal.
Speaker 3:This is just a selfie, except for the random like everything's normal, except if you look like to the right.
Speaker 2:Yeah and you just have a picture of high heels, for some reason high heels, blown out bottoms of faces, the very obvious, like eyebrow modulation yeah, it is also.
Speaker 3:I want to point out, pointing right out, it is also around this time where people are like this is some strange fetish account because, yes, the boots is kind of what gave it away.
Speaker 2:This is extent we're about to confirm it because so, all in all of these I said this is mainly videos and most of these videos it's, it's a lot of this this individual doing quote-unquote, normal schoolboy things, such as arriving home from school, being excited about school, having a lunchbox, masturbating to himself in a mirror, etc.
Speaker 1:You know yeah normal, everything, everything you said right, there was pretty normal, I did that yesterday, jesus, I did all those things yesterday. Oh my god fuck me hopefully not in that order um, but no one of the videos is like you can't tell, but you can tell like you can.
Speaker 2:You can tell this is not okay, that what's happening in this video but that's just kind of the majority of it is him acting, or acting like this individual is a small child in a school uniform. From here we also get like there's a, there's a hundred other accounts. If you, if you just want an idea of a lot of them, don't get smart school boy nine truth sticks. Stephanie schoolie. Stephanie stands field. New girl, 12 school boy miles. Joanne Tang. Only Stephanie Stansfield. New Girl, 12, schoolboy Miles. Joanne Tang, onlyfacts Stanfield. Stephanie David London.
Speaker 3:OnlyFacts should have given a lot of this away 100%.
Speaker 2:But, like it's just, there are a ton of different aliases that this individual goes by. And the only reason we can confirm that is because all of these different accounts, they, it's almost identical. Editing like the, editing and the speaking style and the and the, just the. The uncanniness and the absurdity of these images is just, it's on it. It would be very difficult for somebody else to create one of these things by happenstance and have it look just like this, like I, it.
Speaker 1:That makes no sense to me, so it seems like, all in all, the all roads lead to stephanie scootley. Almost. Yeah, uh, pretty much, and I I I'm assuming you're done with your part I didn't want to cut you off.
Speaker 1:No, no, there, no, no, there's really not a lot there, and I say that because this specific account seemed to get a lot of love from Smart Schoolboy. Oh my God. Yeah, the interaction. They would interact a lot and you would see a lot of these posts being either commented on or replied to from Stephanie Schooley, or otherwise known as Stephanie Stansfield. Yep. Now this account is private on IG and, just on the off chance, I was like you know what, I'm going to send it a friend request and see if they are accepting people, because I just assumed that it's a horrible idea to do.
Speaker 3:It is bad. You're on a list now, I'm sure, dude, because I just assumed it's a horrible idea to do. It is bad. You're on a list now, I'm sure I probably am we're all on a list.
Speaker 1:However, I wanted to see what the posts were If they were still active, because a lot of these accounts are disabled, right, this one is not. This one is private and they Keep posting For. And accepted me today, which was weird Because I was at work and I just saw a notification. I'm like oh fuck. And then I was just like well, I'm friends.
Speaker 3:Why would you?
Speaker 2:do that. Do it for the research. Why would you do that?
Speaker 1:I'm going to just unfriend them as soon as we're done with this. Oh, 100%, but I had to see it.
Speaker 2:Well, at least we're going to get some information out of this right. Well, at least we're going to get some information out of this right.
Speaker 3:This is actively being investigated by police. Why would you even touch that account?
Speaker 1:I don't think the police are going to reach out to 30,000 people. No.
Speaker 3:You don't know, I do know actually they're way too lazy.
Speaker 1:Yes. However, I wanted to see if they were still posting that was pretty much the main.
Speaker 2:Thing.
Speaker 1:What the fuck? The last time they posted was seven days ago, correct? Yes, you're seeing what I'm seeing as well. We'll get there. Um, this account is fucked actually that's an understatement. All of the accounts are fucked. This one's way more fucked, though, uh. So, as usual, a lot of these accounts got deleted. You'd see them interacting with each other, like they mentioned, but this, this particular account, loved flirting oh god, this is the flirty account um, so this is one of the oldest accounts that they had, going back all the way to 2019 and even further.
Speaker 1:Uh, not just the ig account, but this goes beyond facebook, twitter, instagram tiktok, using that for being honest, this goes to newspapers. Oh yep, this goes back to I'm talking. Okay, so this is taking place in london, right? We?
Speaker 2:never did say where this is taking place.
Speaker 1:I'm so sorry, everybody and specifically, the place is called uh, fucking hold on, where did I put it?
Speaker 1:um, this is all taking place in doncaster, doncaster, that's right um, basically, that's where they think, um, this person resides, uh, however, that being said, uh, basically, it's just, it's so, it's just so perverted. So a lot of these posts are going to see the same, like weird videos, but now they have like a wig on and a dress. Okay, you're gonna see them posting as the same specific girl in all of these posts and their idea, I guess, is like they're a 12 year old in grade seven or year seven or whatever that means. Um, but that's like the alter ego of this one. Okay, um, but they'll start posting like perverted shit and like we saw some perverted things from the other accounts, but not in such a like obvious fashion outwardly, like one of the posts is just like it's sexy to be a kid and you're like no, it's not nothing about that.
Speaker 2:You're wrong, please stop um.
Speaker 1:This account also mentions in many different spots that they like to do music and poems um fucking hell it's not great.
Speaker 1:Uh, let me see. So let me get through some of this, and then we'll go over some of the media platforms that we have. But, um, so this account stands out because it transcends our social medias. Uh, some of the places that you can find them is a streetham society newspaper, where they wrote a poem under the guise of stephanie stansfield. This is from 2018. Now it would just be like a normal poem that you read, however, when it says hey, I'm a 12 year old girl. Uh, year seven, I live in london. Here's my poem. And then you read this poem, which I'm not going to do verbatim, uh, or at all.
Speaker 1:Actually, you know that a 12 year old girl did not write this yeah they're talking about significant things that happened in their area in london since like the 90s yeah, and shit like that um about 12 years ago.
Speaker 2:Yeah, even going.
Speaker 1:Yeah, about 12 years ago um but there's one huge clue that this account let the internet in on. That I don't think they realized they were doing. In this poem from this newspaper that I'm talking about, they mention their half-brother, David. That is a huge clue for the internet sleuths when they were doing this kind of research right. What we can assume is that potentially all of these accounts are actually linked to someone named david dear david yeah, better than this um, so we don't know.
Speaker 1:So we haven't a last name for this david person. Um, people were able to kind of deduce who this person was. We don't know. I don't know if this last name is real or not. Uh, people are calling them david alter they got.
Speaker 1:They got that last name from a newspaper right article and that's like the one bit of evidence we have for this whole thing. Um, now there's a couple other spots where stephanie stanfield actually posts, where you can kind of get the sense that, like, okay, they're not who they say they are. Um, so they, they start. They're found on a like a web, uh chat platform thing where they're asking about some place called karen point, which I assume is near the doncaster area. I don't know, I didn't be, I didn't do any research on where this place was.
Speaker 3:To be fair, Karen Point is that next to I want to speak to your manager boulevard.
Speaker 1:Yes, yeah, I knew that was coming Long story short. If you were to see this post, I will read this one verbatim, if you saw this post super innocent, super normal right, all right, super normal right, all right. So it says are there any unusual or rare pictures, including landing areas, lifts, etc. Of karen point, the tower block that stood at hot spear street from 1969 to 2000?
Speaker 1:1969 to 2000 okay I learned what happened to karen point, but have yet to find any demolition pictures, even on the 20th anniversary of its demolition. Uh, or any pictures of the play space that temporarily replaced the building. Thanks for uh. Thank you for any research info. Now that may sound just like a normal person's post asking about something that happened back in the day, but this right here is actually another clue as to how old this person really is.
Speaker 2:They remembered that it was taken down in 2000.
Speaker 1:If you go back and read the newspaper poem, if you look at this post there's actually a couple other posts that I'm not even going to bother going over but all of this stuff led to the culmination of everyone being like this is like a at least 40 year old man, right, at least they know so much about the area, they know so much about this certain region of london, right, that there's no way. I mean, let's be real, no, everyone knew they weren't 12, but like there's no way it's a 12 year old girl.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, fuck, no absolutely not yeah, so it's just, it's so, it's so fucked up. Actually, I do have another poem where they actually said you know, my half-brother David helped them write this up too. This one is fucked because this is actually a post from the Stephanie Schooley page. Yeah, and it says Heart racing, mixed raced rhythms, maximizing miracles, rice with rap, and on the map, my Kennington London syllables, dancing, though I know my underwear might show if I lean forward.
Speaker 2:Good 12 year olds. Ladies and gentlemen, what?
Speaker 1:Basically, the point I'm trying to get to is that all of this information, everything they talked about, about everything, just everything, has kind of hit this pressure point where it blew up in this david alters face, um, and now shit is just unhinged there. I don't know, people are going crazy over this topic. Uh, again, there's a lot of people making shit up, making up fake profiles, yeah, and pretending to be school boy, I don't know.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of a lot of that. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of people like that's my that's my favorite character and I'm like what does that even mean? Like, what is that you know? So it's, it's gotten really unhinged on the internet. Oh yeah, as things normally do, but this is like literally a nightmare happening in real life yeah, this is.
Speaker 2:It's not great. So you said you had some media, yeah, so we'll do a small clip of one of these.
Speaker 1:It's. It's not great. Also, I was gonna go over their instagram stuff but, like, it's just it's more of the same shit. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, like, but they're still posting. That's the that's.
Speaker 2:The problem is that they're still posting right, that is the problem and one thing that we'd once we're we're gonna play this media, but we're gonna. We're gonna start talking about all of these pieces of information coming crashing together about like what, like why this human being is a despicable piece of garbage. Yeah, could be this person we're talking about, could be someone completely different. Whoever is doing the things that contain all this is a despicable piece of human garbage. We will get to that in just a second. Um, so what is? What's anything surrounding the, the, uh, the media you're talking about?
Speaker 1:so I believe it's the smart schoolboy9 account that basically posted a bunch of quote-unquote music. Again, like I said, they liked to make poems and music and do weird shit. If you've been following this already, if you're familiar with the topic, you've probably heard this either on TikTok or on a reel or something like this, because it's absolute nightmare fuel. Yeah, um, yeah. I don't know what else to say about it. We can break it down afterwards, uh, because it's got some slang terms in it that are just fucking fucked I'm not gonna play the whole thing, that's fine.
Speaker 2:I don't even give a shit.
Speaker 1:It's like it's only like five seconds or ten seconds, so it's really oh not long, you know I'm saying so, all right, all right well, here goes that's pretty much it running train that's enough of that.
Speaker 3:For that, yep, I'm done with the rest of my life. I don't need any more of that ever. That's pretty much it.
Speaker 2:That's enough of that for that, for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1:I don't need any more of that ever that's not good, don't you dare mention Steely Dan yeah, you don't even share so again, I will say if you want to make your own judgments, and make your own calls on this that's the best way to go about this. I saw a post about this song and people were saying that there's a lot way to go about this. I saw a post about this song and people were saying that there's a lot of venue or like uh, metaphors in this yes, uh, basically marianne, um could refer to like a male homosexual.
Speaker 1:That's just another, that's one thought process on it. Um, steely dan is apparently like a strap-on dildo, um running tram.
Speaker 2:I mean you can kind of guesstimate what that's pretty close to what it's actually supposed to be yeah, um.
Speaker 1:And then, uh, he says something about go back in time, not out of time. I think this is just him referring to wanting to be a child, um, which is pretty clear. Uh. And then they say something about lemon and and lime, but if you listen closely it sounds like leish. Now, I'm not familiar with this term, to be fair, but apparently people are saying that leish refers to a uh, an unalived body, um, and I don't. I don't know if that's true or not. These are just. I've seen this in a couple different places where people are saying all the same things about this little song. Yeah, I saw that as well and read it. I'm not gonna confirm or deny that. That's what the song is about.
Speaker 2:I have no fucking idea to be fair, people do take shit like this and run with it all the fucking time as well. Because people want to contribute, they want to add the next bit of ridiculous information to whatever topic. It is right doesn't mean it's real, doesn't mean it's right. People do like to do that, though. So whether, like at this point, I will say it's probably hard to start separating facts and fiction just based on how many, how quickly people are coming out and like trying to contribute right, and there's also, again, a lot of accounts that came out, so, knowing so, there's a.
Speaker 1:There is a facebook and an instagram account for the stephanie schooley that I believe are legitimate. Still, the facebook isn't private. The ig is um, it's, it's. It's not even worth your time to go and look at them, it's just fucked up. No, it all is it's gonna do nothing but upset you, and that's that's all, all it is for um, so what?
Speaker 2:what makes all so, all the things that we said, each, each thing that we said, by itself doesn't add up to like an egregious breach of societal trust. You know what I mean? Like, what, like, what is? What is the thing about all of this put together that makes this fucked?
Speaker 3:I mean, it's a man fetish running a fetish account about multiple, multiple fetish accounts. It's the implications, right?
Speaker 2:yeah, it's it's almost like he, this person is, is towing a line, like staying far enough on one side of said line and not get in trouble for it, but like, almost like testing the thresholds of what they can do to get like what they can get away with with children and this is the biggest thing to be them.
Speaker 1:Now I want to say this as far as what I know, as far as what we've been able to research, there are some things that you see where it looks like he may be actually potentially tormenting a child or being somewhere near children or being in a school or something along those lines. Um, he, you can kind of tell that those are like shitty, shitty edits from the videos. Yeah, and I'm not gonna say that he isn't doing this or is doing this because I don't know for sure, right, um, but apparently from the way things, it seems like there isn't enough information yet for an arrest, for some sort of thing to happen on that end. And now one thing I saw online which I would never really condone. I know this person probably should be like gone, but putting it in a nice way, but like people are like throwing bricks into a house's windows who they don't even know if this is a person like, who lives in this house. Um, they're just claiming that this is the schoolboy night house and I'm like all right, let's, let's full stop on being stupid on the internet for a little bit the pitchfork
Speaker 3:back we don't and that's one of the problems I had with this getting as much coverage as it does, because that's just adding fuel to a fire right, because right now this is all.
Speaker 2:There's nothing confirmed about any of this right well, that's the other thing.
Speaker 1:There's like there's a big divide. There's a huge divide on the internet.
Speaker 2:Some people are like gung-ho, that this is like a big hoax, arg internet, like bullshit, you know yeah, I would hope it is not simply because why would someone spend the time to make something like that in that realm?
Speaker 1:I don't. I don't think it's that. I think this is some real true-to-life bullshit, especially when there's posts going back to 2018, 2019 with the same names. Yeah, there's a lot of weird evidence that you can find in that link tree document, kind of tying in a lot of things. This seems too fucked up to be a fake thing. Almost I don't even know.
Speaker 2:It's not great a fake thing usually does a pretty damn good job at like driving home, like the things that you, as the audience, need to know to in order to get the most they can out of the out of the experience. Right, right, there's. There's zero of that here. There's none of it. There's a lot of some somebody sucking on their tongue weirdly, like a lot of that, and not much else.
Speaker 1:If I'm being honest, well, the thing that fucks with me is how many like reddit users in london have been like, oh yeah, like we see this guy walking around like the neighborhood all the time.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's just like. Yeah, so like this family when they were growing up as like the creepy guy on this same street yeah, there's a fucking email.
Speaker 1:I'd have to go through a bunch of shit to find it, but there's like an email of a guy being like yeah, that fucking weird guy is out by the church yes standing near the porta potties. Yeah, the police have come twice now and asked them to leave because there's like a children's event going on or something and he's just posted up by the bathrooms like the porta potties, like what the fuck is that?
Speaker 3:that's there's also this is a little off topic on that, but um you mentioned before how there's a name that people um discovered, david alter. Um, not only was it from like the the newspaper uh article that he that he would he published. He was in a newspaper for children's uniforms oh, yeah, yeah, so that is about uniforms in schools.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and they also found out that that same person had a? Um court case about, um, they, they again, he, he ended up. This david person ended up not having any um, any, um, what's the word I'm looking for? Anything hit, hit against. Uh, he wasn't, uh he wasn't convicted of anything. Right, that's what the world? Yes, he wasn't convicted of anything, but it was for him stalking a 14 year old.
Speaker 3:Yes, yep yeah, so there is apparently a prior issues with this, issues which makes me think, like doug said, this makes it a hard one real life thing. It ain't.
Speaker 2:No, it ain't fake if you have that many things on your record and they all revolve around the exact same fucking thing, odds are that this is more of an obsession than anything, and whether this person like can or can't control themselves about said obsession, that's fine. Learn to deal with that stuff in a healthy way. Pretending you're a child online and luring other children to talk with you, loitering outside of children's events by the bathrooms None of this is okay. None of this is normal behavior and none of this should be accepted or allowed by anybody in the in their fucking right mind that can see this happening the worst out of all this to me is the, uh, the video that we've left out on purpose.
Speaker 3:Yeah, until the end here oh, yeah, this is what kind of cements it for me that this is kind of some?
Speaker 1:fucky shit. I have a small update from me making this outline to us, talking about this video, and one of the things is that, uh, a lot of people have that, have watched it over and over again, which is kind of fucked, uh in itself, but have basically determined they think that this is like an edited video. It's still fucked up, though, because one of the posts that I is getting a lot of attention is him chasing a child down the street While giggling.
Speaker 1:While yeah, like giggling, but I think I don't know Just the way that everything is edited. It's hard to know what they just if they took a video and slapped it in and voiced it over. I don't fucking know. I have no way of knowing and, to be honest, you can't even find this shit anymore unless you go to one of the archived like mega uploads of all of the videos. Right, I'm not gonna watch by any means.
Speaker 2:I clicked on that and I looked at the amount that was there, I'm like, yeah, I saw it.
Speaker 1:And I was like nope, they even had to. They have two versions of it. One is sped up, so it's not as long I was like that doesn't need to exist. I'm not not even going to watch either one. No, it's just all terrible. It's really really terrible.
Speaker 3:I found another update as well. I have a couple as well, but, yeah, one of the accounts that he used pretty prolifically.
Speaker 1:Joanna Tang, that's the big one, yep.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so do you want to save that for later?
Speaker 2:No, I don't think we're gonna have much later hopefully, so there's on top of all this as well.
Speaker 3:Yeah on top of all this as well, there was, um, he used a lot of children's images in these instagram accounts and they're they, these, some, a lot of these don't look like they are ai generated. They look like legit pictures of children, like random children. One of those kids, um, uh, one of the accounts is called joanna tang and it uploaded images of this one specific um child and it edited those photos and everything made it look fucked up and whatnot.
Speaker 3:Right, the actual owner of those photos has kind of come to the light yeah, they came out like out like fully, and they were like there's a Reddit post with them and this is what it says says hi, I am only now just been made aware of this smart school boy nine situation. My name is Camille and this man has used videos of me from when I was 15 years old and use them to create an alias called Joanna Tang. If anyone has any evidence, please message me on Instagram. It tang. If anyone has any evidence, please message me on instagram. Gives her handles. Um, I will be reporting the situation to the police and identity theft as well as, um, pedophilia intentions. Um, and I can use as much evidence as possible.
Speaker 3:Thank you, um, and yeah, if you go to that person's accounts, their history, uh, this does seem like a younger probably close to their like early 20s, yeah, and late teens yeah, and you know, obviously they were probably on fucking facebook and shit as a yeah as a teenager, a 15 year old, whatever, and uh, yep, they have all these pictures that uh, uh are on the joanna tang account oh yeah, just edited yeah, very very, very creepy um, yeah, I think the only other real stuff that I saw that like is like newer on the newer side is.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of discussion about the look and the face of david yeah, um, so you see it all white. Uh, there are pictures where he has is like what I guess would be the normal complexion, potentially, but they still think that, uh, it's a mask, like that part of it's a mask, because, if you like, look at the nose, it's like really fucked up. Um, and somebody linked a.
Speaker 1:Uh it does look pretty a timu mask yeah, that is like damn near the same exact bottom half of the face, which could be a big reason why maybe this person isn't getting reprimanded or investigated or like find them, because maybe david alter isn't even their real name, maybe david isn't even their name like what's to say that you know, stephanie schooley, all those posts that they like credit david to, is even a real name classic misdirection um I saw a lot of egregious shit being like oh, we found him looking for a roommate on roommate finder and it's just like, yeah, david, and it's just like looking for roommates and they're like that's him, we got him how many davids are there in london like how, what the fuck one?
Speaker 2:one. There is one, david, in london actually. Yeah, you're right they actually banned the name um, you guys have been fucking with me because there's a one of the podcasts I do listen to, if anybody listens to woebegone great show. Uh, one of the podcasts I do listen to, if anybody listens to Woebegone great show. One of the voice actors' name is David Ault. Oh, and he's British.
Speaker 1:Oh he's fucked.
Speaker 2:Yes, oops, that's what I thought of and I'm like, oh my God, I'm so sorry, because he's an incredible voice actor and I can't really see anything like this coming across his desk anytime soon, but now it's being thrust upon him I mean I'm sure he's fine I'm sure I'm sure people are gonna be like this.
Speaker 1:This guy's it. I mean there were a bunch of people there's a david buying a buying an apartment.
Speaker 2:This is it.
Speaker 3:It's like I don't know who knows, but oh, this whole thing just gave me the ick it's, it's and it should.
Speaker 1:That's exactly why we're talking about it? Because it should fucking make you sick to your stomach. It should make you want to be a better person. It should make you actually now we don't condone children, we don't right keep your fucking children safe.
Speaker 2:Y'all, like one third of us there are fucking monsters out there and it's fucking wild like I the internet's not safe like it is so easy even for the, the incredibly amateur level of skill that any three of us have. I'm excluding matt because he is not part of this lunacy when it comes to idiocracy. He knows his shit when it comes to internet. We could probably figure out how to find your house if we know what website you've logged into. And that's like that's just such a such a simple thing to do on the internet now. And if, if anybody, if somebody wants something from you on the internet and one of the and that thing happens to be your fucking child, you should know that it's not hard for them to get information about them.
Speaker 1:And that's why a lot of I mean shit a lot of people need to stop posting their kids on fucking line.
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, like some people yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean, keep your accounts private, I guess, to be fair. I'm going to, I'm going to no, I uh the only photos of her. Yeah, the only uh, yeah the only uh photos of amelia up right now are obviously baby ones. She's gonna grow and look different. Well, that's when I'm we hope right. Yeah, that's the goal.
Speaker 1:No, no, that's that's yeah, we had like one year photos that we up, we posted and whatnot, and that's about it uh, yeah, and, and I mean I get it like you want to post your kid because you want your friends to see the pictures of your kid growing up and it's like, but now we live in this fucked up society where if you post a picture of your kid, you've got schoolboy nine creeping up their fucking pictures making their own, like stealing their picture. It's so, it's so, it's. It's really stupid. I will say, in light of just making jokes right now uh, j surprise, and discord said the funniest shit. Uh, he says it's awful, but imagine how pissed a, a cp, would be if the child they lured was just another cp. I, I there's a sitcom episode for a terrible show out there somewhere.
Speaker 1:I just don't know what it is yeah, it's definitely on whatever that rick and morty channel is no, no, the fucking tv that they watch. Yeah, um, but anyways just just to make things a little lighter. But cheaters, but with creeps creepers it's.
Speaker 2:It's like if the people that chris hansen said, why don't you have a seat too? If that guy was at like waiting and like how about you have a seat right here?
Speaker 3:the other guy's like now hold on a second hold on oh, you have a seat oh man.
Speaker 1:Um, I mean that we have the, we have on our outline just thoughts I. I think y'all know what our fucking thoughts are fuck anybody that's like this.
Speaker 2:Like we try to make, this is an internet horror comedy, so we try to give a little bit of entertainment, but it's very difficult for me, especially, like I don't know about, especially but and I can't speak for you guys it's harder for me to make jokes when we're talking about something like this, because it's just what are you like? There's nothing funny about this. This is just inherently not a funny topic. But it is a good topic to share because people forget all the fucking time how easy it is for people to get your shit from the internet.
Speaker 1:I think this is who you are. This is a great this is a riled up this is a great point for us to be like you, fucking figure you fucking figure it out, because we can only supply you with what we think is the truth, right, and what we think might be at least more real than what dumb shit is out there, right?
Speaker 1:yeah, we're not even deep diving this there's a lot more shit that we could cover and talk about, but there's really no point because, in the end of the, at the end of the day, all we want to do is make you aware that this shit goes on, and that it's currently going on, yep, and that you really can't, unfortunately, do a whole lot about it, except get people knowledgeable yeah, and I also want to make everyone aware of today's sponsor, world of Tanks.
Speaker 3:You want to?
Speaker 1:use code DELUDI20 to get 400 free gems for the month of October.
Speaker 3:You want to play a tank?
Speaker 2:You want to be a tank.
Speaker 3:You want to fuck a tank.
Speaker 2:World of.
Speaker 3:Tanks you can make tank babies.
Speaker 2:I swear to God, god, if we have like a royalty check sitting in our fucking inbox.
Speaker 3:After that we gotta like you know what here's like a dollar. Here's a dollar that was worth at least a dollar. Um, yeah, I have nothing more to say I don't.
Speaker 2:There's nothing else I want to say about this. I don't either. Um, it doesn't, doesn't need to be again, six out of five.
Speaker 1:Don't look unders from us on this one I don't I'm not made one of us not even join the episode.
Speaker 2:So it's not worth it, like it. Just don't go fucking looking into this shit, it's just sad.
Speaker 3:I'm not even gonna plug our shit. I'm just gonna say you know where to find us online. You know where to look up our name.
Speaker 2:We love you guys, please fucking stay safe out there. Uh, if you know any children.
Speaker 1:Keep kids safe. If you see something, say something.
Speaker 2:I've heard that.
Speaker 1:I see that on a train, a lot of the times in trains, possibly at the airport.
Speaker 2:I don't think that we can beat that. Can you just keep listing places where you see that and we'll just slowly fade the episode away, with you just saying, hey, see my boats.
Speaker 1:Sometimes you see it at the marina.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1:I guess, in lieu of the episode, probably a school.
Speaker 3:Isn't that just a cop phrase? If you see something, it is.
Speaker 1:Maybe at the music venue of your choice in your city, possibly the Denny's, at midnight or later. Yeah, you name it.
