Don't Look Under the Internet
Don't Look Under the Internet
DLUTI 166 - Unexplained government images, "Body-cam", and... Techno-Pirates?
SPOOKY SEASON HAS ARRIVED! We kick off our favorite time of year with a good ol' fashioned... CLAP ABOVE YOUR HEAD! Matt got lost looking for the Necronomicon, so it's just Jason, Mike, and Doug this week. We each found our own little morsel of horror to share, pulled directly from the internet, and handled with reckless abandon as we gracelessly and awkwardly stuff it into your brain. We are not sorry for this batch of internet clownery. It could be entertaining though. Only one way to find out!
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Speaker 1:you know what's uh I don't want to be monetized, it's fine is saying honk everyone and welcome to.
Speaker 3:Don't look under the doing, it won't be monetized. It's fine Is saying honk, honk everyone and welcome to. Don't Look Under the Internet Horn. If you're honky, you have your main boys, doug, hey, jason.
Speaker 1:Hello Jason. Oh, I thought they were going to kiss. This is your boy. I was thinking about it.
Speaker 3:It's Mike. Hi it, I was thinking about it. It's Mike, it's Jawboy.
Speaker 1:Moot's not here.
Speaker 3:He's doing family stuff, so he's off another week and that's okay.
Speaker 1:I didn't know he had a family.
Speaker 2:Like a bunch of Bigfoots.
Speaker 1:Oh, that made sense. I thought it was a bunch of cars.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, Take that back. I don't want to get Mike started.
Speaker 2:No, don't get me out of it. We have a countdown going here. We got a.
Speaker 3:Snabby, snabby, above your wiener. We have a couple people that I want to shout out, a couple beautiful people Over on our Patreon. We have some names. We're going to play the game Good Name, bad Name. I think we should just call it bad name. It's called bad name, bad name. First one I have here is cryptid. Uh, cryptic unnamed. Cryptic unnamed, it's bad. What's up?
Speaker 2:cryptic, it's bad if you added one more, like if it was like cryptic, unnamed, unknown or that'd be, yes, unnamed Cryptic.
Speaker 1:That or cryptid you got this you see what I mean Since we've given you a new name obviously this is the Lovecraft conundrum, because it says cryptid, unknown or unnamed or whatever. But that's the name.
Speaker 2:What does that mean? That is the name. It's the Lovecraft quandary.
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Speaker 3:Uh, the next one is cody mcdonald. Uh, zero, it sounds like it's just your regular name. Sorry, buddy, I don't make the rules unless, do you?
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Speaker 2:What do you think of Steak McFlurry? Uh, moving on.
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Speaker 2:Good job, you have a name.
Speaker 3:It's your Christian given name and you gave it to us. You gave it to us Caked up capybara.
Speaker 2:Yes, I like that Like a dummy thing that sounds familiar Caked up capybara. There was something with capybaras. At some point I mean no, oh, okay, oh, alright, I could be wrong. I have been drinking.
Speaker 1:Jason is known to be wrong sometimes. We have a lot actually.
Speaker 3:Roblox, Roblox, Roblox.
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Speaker 1:No, it's Robux. It's Robux V-Bucks is fork knife. For I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure that's a Fortnite thing I don't know these games as he talks about them, that's different entirely, you know.
Speaker 3:Anyway, that concludes Housekeeping. Good job, mike.
Speaker 1:We transitioned right into what are you?
Speaker 2:We're just getting through all this Dude. We got two minutes. You gotta go fast. What are you drinking?
Speaker 3:What are you thinking? There's a bottle here and go fast. What are you drinking?
Speaker 2:What are you thinking? There's a bottle here and it's empty.
Speaker 3:What are?
Speaker 2:you drinking and pass it here. Bully it, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:You know, the funny thing is people complain that our intros are too long. But we're like fast tracking this one where people are going to be like what the fuck is happening.
Speaker 2:Right, well, that's the point.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're trying to do we're making everyone too confused to know what we're doing. Yeah, our newest thing is do our intro so that I guess you know 10 minutes is too long for some people Fucking dickheads.
Speaker 2:Either way, we are drinking some bouillette rye. Is it bouillette or just bouillette? I think it.
Speaker 3:Let us know in the comments how wrong I am, or don't, or don't Do whatever you want. No one fucking cares. It's a pretty standard whiskey.
Speaker 1:We're drinking butt juice, so thanks for asking Fresh. And like the motto goes when you hear the clink drink Bink, Ooh that was a good one.
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Speaker 3:We're starting we wanted to start october off because we're recording on october 1st it's spooky season y'all season. It is spooky season we wanted to kick this off in a very good in a good way. In a good way and by a good way I mean in a way where we're just going to talk about some weird random shit. We're going to do some more randoludi presents things we found things we found.
Speaker 2:Things we found that aren't long enough to be their own topics.
Speaker 3:We smashed them into one episode. You ever bent on the internet.
Speaker 2:Now in technicolor joseph, yeah, I don't fucking know yeah, we just.
Speaker 3:We came across some interesting and somewhat spooky things and I thought it'd be fun for us to fucking talk about it. I also have a bonus one, if we need it.
Speaker 2:I have three I have one awesome I have one that will literally make you two talk for like 45 minutes all right, I'm gonna let you guys pick which one mine's super short. Do you want to start with you?
Speaker 1:I don't know how's yours. What do you want to do?
Speaker 2:mine's some you've, you've kind of designed, you started.
Speaker 3:You know what mine is, I do I'll start it because I I've been talking about mine for a couple weeks now and I've wanted to get it out there. Okay, um, I've told you guys about it. I'm gonna tell you people all about it now. So this one is called the face in tv static oh right, yes, okay, oh my fuck, yes, so
Speaker 3:there was a reddit post a while back ago, back in fucking uh, september of 2022 and it starts off. It's for 4chan and the original post starts off saying Hello X. While talking with my friend, they sent a video of their TV Zooming in on a face surrounded by static. They're residing in a Super 8 hotel with channels 1 through 68, yet they found an unnamed channel 73. The top right corner of the video says Plus TV, which appears to be a now defunct Finnish broadcasting service. There's no sound and the TV manufacturer is Samsung. They found other channels with static and no sound, but no others have the Face or Plus TV logo. Here's a video of the channel and other static channels. Neither of us or the other two people in this have found anything else online regarding this. Doug, can you do me a favor while I kind of explain this a little bit?
Speaker 1:Wow, caught me off guard.
Speaker 3:Can you just post an image of the face in the Patreon chat for me? Yeah, I got you Cool, thank you.
Speaker 1:Face and Doug TV. This was interesting to me Static.
Speaker 3:Google, mostly because there's not a whole lot to this.
Speaker 1:keep going mike, this is the worst set of images I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 3:Let's put super eight um, there's not a whole lot.
Speaker 2:Eight google but aren't you happy, mike?
Speaker 3:no, I'm not not a whole lot that didn't help oh my god, I'll fucking do it myself. Be more useless today.
Speaker 1:I got it. I got it, mike. I got it. I just have to take a screenshot, I guess, yeah anyway.
Speaker 3:So there's not much to this one, like I've been trying to say this whole time, but look at that face I just thought it was a legitimately creepy fucking aesthetic and that's why I wanted to go with this. So this guy posted on 4chan and throughout the entire 4chan thread he begins to give us more evidence, more photos, more videos of this face. The guy that originally posted said that his friends stayed at the super eight he himself went to. I love a good super eight. You know, never been to one.
Speaker 1:That's fine.
Speaker 3:I've never really been with a prostitute before, so I have no reason to go to a super eight.
Speaker 2:If you get lucky, they'll leave you breakfast under your pillow is that a euphemism?
Speaker 3:I don't know. I don't think so.
Speaker 2:If you've never reached under your pillow and pulled out just some biscuits and gravy we'll talk about that later uh sorry, that was gross, we'll talk about that later um, so is that like yeast and semen?
Speaker 3:is that what the joke is?
Speaker 2:it's really whatever you want to imagine sticking your hand into a goopy hot substance under a pillow might be the the poster jokes are funnier if you have to explain them the poster.
Speaker 1:It sucks when I zone out and I hear goopy hot semen hand and I'm just like all right, where was that?
Speaker 3:that's all you heard, okay, yeah, yeah so op, here um goes into this 4chan thread. He's like I even went there, here's some more proof. And he sends up this new proof and these videos, um of this specific super 8 and he's like um, I've gone there twice and this has been there. It's kind of creepy. Um, coincidentally, same room each time. Uh, so weird like this is fucking weird, right are there other rooms in the hotel?
Speaker 3:yeah, but he's only been to the one. Okay, yeah, uh, so 4chan ain't having it. They're pretty much just like keep going.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, I'm getting distracted 4chan ain't having it.
Speaker 3:They're like this is this is this is fake, like it's so easy to face they do yeah, he's like you. Were you just plugging in like an hdmi into the back of the tv with like an image? Was that what you're doing? But he does have video of him cycling through the, the channels and everything, so that's not the case. Um, there's a couple theories on what's going on.
Speaker 3:A obviously haunted theory, this was obviously by this creepy ass face in the tv. But that theory leaves out a little bit because it's a it's a still image and b you have this plus tv logo, which again is like a finnish broadcasting service, so odds are this is like a screenshot from some finnish show and it's being muffled by static. You know what I mean. But why a couple theories? Oh, first, first theory people thought this guy was trying to make an arg out of this okay, and he pretty much as one does, yeah and he kind of nipped in the butt.
Speaker 3:Although kind of a cool concept, I'm seeing faces in the static in my in tv that'd be creepy the fuck.
Speaker 2:What movie was that white noise?
Speaker 1:yes, yes, yes, that reminds me so heavily of white noise I have no idea what that is. Terrible terrible horror movie it's not great.
Speaker 2:yeah, it's real bad Fun concept. It sounds like.
Speaker 1:Very fun concept. It's exactly the concept that we're talking about.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it's like somebody exists in the static and they're trying to switch places. Oh, that's creepy yeah very. Kind of like a mirrors situation, yes, instead of reflective services.
Speaker 3:You scared me too much growing up. Damn you, Kiefer Sutherland. It was a good one.
Speaker 2:That scene where she rips her own jaw off that stuck in my brain.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I didn't like that one bit. That's what turned me off of horror movies entirely for a decade For a hot minute Because gore. But that's one theory.
Speaker 2:Here we are.
Speaker 3:He tried yeah, here we are. That he tried yeah, here we are. That's one theory. Is he's trying to make an ARG? He nipped that in the bud. He's like no, I'm not trying to make an ARG. Like here's more proof of this thing happening. And why would I? I'm not going to make an ARG after I just denied Sam making an ARG, because if I start making one then you know, if I start posting cryptic shit, you're going to know it's an arg at that. Right, you know what I mean. So he's a cypher yeah, he, yeah, there's.
Speaker 3:There's a fucking wingdings prophecy in the static.
Speaker 2:We have yet to go over an actual wingdings cypher in an arg.
Speaker 1:I'd be mad if I came across that. I would, too honestly I'd be like fuck you just fuck you um, fuck you.
Speaker 3:The other theory that people think it might be is just a, a fucking uh hotel employee just dicking around um, okay so, like this guy, this guy posted a picture of, like, the channel listing and the channel guide in the um of the hotel and it does stop at 68. There is nothing after. So people think it was channel 69. No, uh, but people think that. Have one of those done. Yeah, what's a 68 dumb bitch?
Speaker 1:let's just said that if you're on, if you have cable, what's your channel? 69? Leave a comment in the comments for us. Yeah, what?
Speaker 3:is weirdly intrigued by this. Um, but people are like it might just be like a hotel worker, you know, because they found just a random channel with static and they're like I'm just to fucking project whatever on it and scare people in the middle of the night. Because that's what happened, apparently, the people that are staying in the room. The guy fell asleep with the TV on and woke up at like three in the morning just a face in the static. That would haunt me dude.
Speaker 2:My life is different now. I do things differently now. That would be my Vietnam.
Speaker 3:Dude that would be my vietnam dude.
Speaker 2:My wake-up routine is very different now than it was before I saw the blankets over the tvs at night and cover the screens yeah, cover them.
Speaker 1:It's like the it's. I keep seeing these like uh, like memes and like on tiktok, about like waking up in the middle of the night when you were like in the 90s and shit, and it's like all those fucking different like uh, like power ballad jams like commercials and shit. Or it's like animals fucking each other.
Speaker 3:Girls Gone Wild yeah.
Speaker 2:This could be yours for three easy payments at $39.99.
Speaker 1:Girls Gone Wild Girls, girls, girls.
Speaker 2:Man, the 90s in us is showing yeah, fucking Spike TV. Spike TV after 1 am, mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:Oh man With manserswers and we're getting off topic at this one.
Speaker 1:Yo remember the man show the man show jimmy kimmel and fucking.
Speaker 3:Uh, what's the other guy? Who's the?
Speaker 2:unrelevant rogan no, I don't fucking know. That's fear, that's fear factor, uh yeah that was fear.
Speaker 3:I love fear factor we're off topic anyway and save it for the bonus. Mike, people thought it could have been an employee dicking around, but that could easily kind of be um swayed away because they kept coming back multiple times and if an employee's dicking around away you would think that they would probably be changing up the images or something, throughout the night you know what I mean or throughout the weeks and the months. Can you imagine some nerd?
Speaker 1:in the back room, being like fuck man. This is hilarious like maybe if I put my face in the fucking static we'll fucking freak someone out. The motel eight say in the middle of nowhere I got them motel famous yeah, the third and most likely scenario is um uh uh broadcasting pirates.
Speaker 2:So fucking pirates. Can you say that one more time?
Speaker 3:broadcast pirates. How, what's, what is their mo? Same as the guy that did um what?
Speaker 2:was the chicago wondering your booty I'm. I want you to to essentially show me an image of tech pirates like literal, like you're just gonna get the techno, viking, I feel well, okay.
Speaker 1:So what's the point of a pirate hijacking the motel 8s?
Speaker 3:here's the channel 69 here's the thing, here's the running theory. So someone in um, someone on the 4chan channel, actually commented and they were like hey, you know, um, I used to do uh, broadcast pirating in the day, and it was nothing major, it was just a fun little hobby and this is what I would do. Essentially, they would hijack a certain frequency. It wasn't specifically targeted at the fucking Super 8 Motel, but if the hotel was on that frequency which, considering it's 2022, and they were still using analog, yes, television we can bring they were probably on that broadcast you can actually go back to our episode on the max headroom fucking hijacking.
Speaker 2:The whole reason that happened is because the entire system operates off of, uh, frequency management, which basically says if there's a signal broadcasting on a frequency, whichever one does it, the strongest is the one that gets broadcast.
Speaker 3:This was essentially Max Headroom, just extremely lower quality. This guy, since he was doing it for so long, he pretty much gave the most accurate theory he's like I used to do this as a kid. So what more than likely is happening is the broadcast signal that Channel channel 73 is on because it's not being used in that hotel, is probably a very, very low band frequency that has no protections to it or nothing, because it's not being used. So no one gives a shit. So they would put out just so they know that these pirates know that they're like software and their machines are working properly. Properly, they'll send out just like test broadcasts of just, uh, just a stale image, just to make sure their stuff is working and there's no complications. And he thinks that that's what it is. He thinks it's just a test image that this pirate is just using just to test his equipment, make sure everything's functioning properly. That's why it's the same image A, because a dude testing his equipment's not going to select new images.
Speaker 2:You wouldn't change your shit. He doesn't care. You also want to make sure that it's consistent. Exactly, it's a test. At least that's where my head goes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly, it's a test. You want to make sure it's consistent. Um, you want to make sure it's consistent. You don't care about changing it up. Right, it is what it is. So he's like yeah, honestly, it's probably that, given the fact that it's not a moving image, it's a stale image, um, and it's happening on a broadcast spectrum that is not being used by this hotel and not being used often in 2022 in general, it's very rare that these are used anymore, because nothing is analog, but so it was strong enough, though, to get picked up.
Speaker 3:Uh, it was strong enough to be picked up because of the way that the super 8 more than likely has their shit gotcha, um, like they're uh, yeah he was like the. He was like judging by the fact that it's super 8, they're not the most um high-tech facilities. They're probably using way older technology to air their shit on these tvs because it's just basic programming for them, okay, so they think that's what all it is was just just test footage, just a test image from a pirate. This is like the fucking.
Speaker 2:Uh, the mystery, goddamn signal, the, the radio signal the homer one, the homer signal.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that would just like that. Yeah, same same same concept, but again I.
Speaker 1:This is such a lower scale than that, though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I really love this idea only because the fact that it's so specific creepy face in tv static and it's so, it's, so, it's one tv right like that's. That's as far as we know, I like it yeah, because it's just the one guy with the one tv.
Speaker 1:It's not a bunch of people that have their accounts of it.
Speaker 3:He didn't so there are other accounts of it the guy did say okay, because people thought he was making up. He's like go to the fucking super 8 and see it yourself. It's on channel 73. I'm not making this shit up so there are on youtube. You can look it up. There are two other videos of people who have captured the footage themselves as well, which means that the super 8 probably isn't aware that this is happening or they don't give a shit because they're paid minimum wage exactly um, but still, how fucking creepy.
Speaker 2:I know it's again so because now doug brought this to my attention by saying, like, how targeted this was. Like this yes, max headroom was the entire chicagoland area, like it was just the greater chicago.
Speaker 3:You guys are about to be picked up by the uber. Huh, I just got that message yeah, we're almost there bud. Holy shit, um, but no what was I about to say? Damn it if you forgot.
Speaker 2:It's not important oh the singularity, by the way, the singularity of it like literally max headroom was the entire Chicagoland area right.
Speaker 3:Versus.
Speaker 2:This is one fucking TV and one hotel room. I want to know the criteria behind whoever did this Was there somebody staying there? Was your ex-girlfriend staying there.
Speaker 3:He stated that he went to the same room and he only saw it in that one room. He didn't go to any other rooms. The other people that went there and took the video footage, they did not clarify if they went to other rooms or not.
Speaker 2:So he found the portal to the ghost dimension, probably, oh, the ghost zone.
Speaker 1:We just covered this.
Speaker 2:The dead zone.
Speaker 1:I think it's called the Field Institute.
Speaker 2:The Institute Studies.
Speaker 1:The Star something.
Speaker 2:Let's send this to them.
Speaker 1:This is one of their end entries. Right yeah, it's a TV from a multiverse. This is how it starts.
Speaker 3:That is, replaces your cookies. That's what I brought to the table today. Just a real simple, but on face value that's creepy, Face value creepy. When you look five minutes into it it's not as creepy, but still very interesting.
Speaker 2:Well, the questions are more creepy though. Like it's one hotel room, like what the fuck's the point? What is the point.
Speaker 3:Also shout out to YouTube channel Pixels After Dark.
Speaker 2:They're how I found this oh nice and a lot of their content is great.
Speaker 3:The dude's from like fucking New York galore because he's got such a heavy accent. That's what I got. I like that. Um, that's what I got. Um, what kind of spooky scares.
Speaker 2:so I simply because I have multiple. Do you care if we pick one of mine and take?
Speaker 2:just to see which where that goes yeah, the only reason I say that is because, after we all go through what we have, I have a couple more. If we'd like to talk about it, yeah, okay, but I'm gonna, as is tradition with my uh internet finds. I'm going to let you guys decide which one we do. So I've got three. I've got one. I've got the terrifying face of the internet's first AI cryptid. I've got Zane Wiley's Skulls, which is a website specifically for ordering and receiving human remains, whether it be an entire body, certain parts of it, things I didn't know I needed. Or we can go to the National Governmental Archives, where we can go over some of their most unexplained images ever taken by a government camera.
Speaker 1:What are you thinking, Mike?
Speaker 3:Considering I know you have, I say we don't go with the skull one right now, but right after that's fine, I'm interested in the government photography.
Speaker 1:I think I am too the uops, I yeah the uops.
Speaker 2:So yes, doug, he is already has a lead on this. These are this is a bunch of records that have been archived by the U? S government and then if you go to wwwwwwarchivesgov that's just the website to the national archives and you can find all sorts of topics. There's all sorts of resources. However, there's one link that will take you it's under the research by topic and it says records related to unidentified anomalous phenomena or unidentified WAPs, uaps, waps, waps, waps, uaps.
Speaker 3:I don't know how to do a name better than that WAPs.
Speaker 2:WAPs, waps, waps, waps, and this is the National Archives for the US government. So there's a couple of different areas we can click on. So I've got still pictures and photographs of UAP-related related images. Text records.
Speaker 1:Presidential library of related records or national archive, blog posts and articles. All of these are unexplained. Where's the unexplained dick pics? That's probably under photographs.
Speaker 2:Okay, so you let's go, you want to go.
Speaker 2:Probably that one, yeah, okay let's see, we've got uh, there's seven pictures here under the records of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. We've got one under the records of headquarters for the US Air Force and we've got one under the US Air Force Command. So everything seems to be airborne, which might lead you to believe as to what these are images of. Let's look at NASA. You want to do NASA? Okay, national Aeronautics and Space Administration, nasa, nasa. So we're just going to go through these seven.
Speaker 2:NASA, Mike, actually can I send this to you so you can throw it up on the big screen for all of us?
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, All right.
Speaker 2:Ha. So, again, this is just a bunch of images taken by NASA that no one has been able to find any explanation for, and I love that we're doing this simply because nasa recently declassified the fact that aliens do exist and we have a spaceship. Where'd you send it to me? Yet I'm just doing it in our fucking chat that I don't have facebook.
Speaker 3:Uh, it's up your ass.
Speaker 1:So let me go to discord then hang on, god, this sucks what.
Speaker 2:Networking is terrible. Where are we at what's? The last thing you said I've, I was trying to introduce this and then your bladder decided, and then you're like yeah, UAP, and I was like oh pee, Peeing.
Speaker 3:It's time for peeing UAP.
Speaker 1:U-P, u-p, I will pee, ha ha.
Speaker 3:All right, you know what we're just going to do Lowey wowie wowie.
Speaker 1:We did have a quote book at one point and I'm I don't know who, I can't remember who was running it.
Speaker 3:To be fair, hang on, we gotta try that again. Ready wowie, wowie, wowie. That was awful. What do we do to be fair? You wouldn't.
Speaker 2:And we just all stopped. That's true, we did, we stopped it, that we won success. Well, we're back from two men pee-peeing, two men peeing in the same toilet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, two men and a pee.
Speaker 2:We were about to go over some really fucked up pictures.
Speaker 1:We've got seven different pictures we can go through Like incomprehensible.
Speaker 2:Uncomprehensible. You can't, you just don't know it. You can't even access these describe it.
Speaker 1:Uh, there isn't a website unless you're on the internet. Oh yeah, that if you're on the internet, you can find these. If you're on the internet, you can which one am I clicking on?
Speaker 2:uh, do the first one, so let's go for that one first. Let's just go top down.
Speaker 3:Sound good, okay so this first one, oh, that's interesting looking yeah it's like um, I mean, I think that's just a mylar balloon but see, that's.
Speaker 2:That is what I thought as well so it looks just like a poopy all we see is a very it's an older photo. Honestly, if I had to put a date to this to be right, like what? 70s, 60s, something? Just like the graininess of it I would probably if I was gonna like say a precise date, june 4th 1964, like that's.
Speaker 1:that's what I'm getting from this picture. That's a good guess. There's nothing that told me the exact date, but if I had to guess, so this item was produced or created on June 4th 1964.
Speaker 2:The creator compiled or maintained the parent series photographs relating to agency activities, facilities and personnel between 1960 and 1991. That's 30 years of unidentified phenomenon. Documentation, yo 91. What a sick year, fuck you, um. So this is a simple image for anyone that is wondering. Um, it's just, it looks honestly, it looks like a mylar balloon next to a tree.
Speaker 1:However, you ever seen a circle next to a tree? That's what it looked like. This is however apparently this object.
Speaker 3:This object is no that's. It's the bottom right one.
Speaker 1:How about a drawing there? You get us a drawing um the only button I know on that.
Speaker 2:So we have this circular metallic image. It almost looks like a just like a metal basin for something somebody threw in the air.
Speaker 1:Um, you know, there's like a just like a metal basin for something that somebody threw in the air um, you know those like, uh, metallic or well, I say metallic, but you know those things that you'd see it like every roadside at like stop, and they're just magnets and it's just like yo buy rocks and but those like magnets are in the thing. It's like always like a cart of some sort and it has just like rocks yes yeah, that's what that is, that's basically magnet.
Speaker 2:It's just a magnet. So just to give you a little context, the way this this site sets this up. It says the National Archives and Records Administration has established an unidentified anomalous phenomena records collection per sections. Yeah, bureaucracy, fuck all that. Essentially, this is an archive.
Speaker 1:this site is dedicated to documenting the things that we cannot explain again the government, I quote uh, jason said this is like the most like fucked up shit you're gonna see in a while.
Speaker 2:So oh, it's keep in mind. If you are trying to believe in aliens and how frequently they visited Earth, this might fuck you up a bit, you ever seen a cigar.
Speaker 3:Yeah, a lot of these are pretty like good looking.
Speaker 2:If you were to throw a cigar at a tree. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. This is literally just. Anyone can look at this. This is a government-run agency.
Speaker 1:I love that actually.
Speaker 3:Sorry, go ahead. Have you looked into this enough to where, like, if they have done any type of protocol or anything to try to debunk these images, or are they just collecting them because they're on government equipment? Did someone take a picture with a government camera and they're like that's the government's now, or did they actually try to debunk these?
Speaker 2:Yes, camera and they're like that's the government's now, or did they actually try to debunk these? The yes, so these are. These images have been through stringent debunking processes through the government and that's kind of how, why what they set up in the uh, the three, four paragraphs that they.
Speaker 1:The interesting was a lot of the in uh a lot of the like.
Speaker 3:Photos you're gonna see here are our classic like oh, saucer photos, um, and this one's a clear as fucking day.
Speaker 1:Well, no, I know that's the most. Of these photos are ones that you're gonna see like, like. That's like the like dude, like that's what, like that's.
Speaker 3:I want to believe. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Like yeah, these these photos are are the classic photos that you've seen from like the 60s, 70s, etc. Area. These probably sparked like seriously like the x-files files yeah, like honestly like these photos.
Speaker 2:They were like somebody had to have taken them, people had to have seen them. They just were not released until the government decided to come out and say, hey, aliens exist also. Look, here's a bunch of pictures of said aliens that we can't explain now. The first couple paragraphs basically state and again you have to take this on on the word of the website and that's very unfortunate, just like we're taking the word of the government saying that aliens do exist. Similar it. Apparently these photos have been put through very stringent vetting processes trying to figure out, like sifting through the xif data. Basically, the xif data is everything that identifies where the photo was taken, when it was taken.
Speaker 1:It's a bunch of digital tags that will just tell you things to be fair, I didn't do any research on this topic beforehand. I like you, just, you just know this a lot however, I'm very curious to see what you found like what, like the ufologists have? To say about this well specifically, which I would love to look up prior to. I wish I whole thing.
Speaker 1:Um, because I know that, like people who are like very big um followers of, like what's real, what isn't real, like where where to go watch, where to not watch, like what to be aware of, um, the government is actually our, our wow how am I gonna say this without sounding like an idiot? When it comes to aliens in the government, the last people we want to tell us that these are real pictures of aliens is the government, correct?
Speaker 1:I I agree I don't know how to say that, any better than that you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:I want you to hold that feeling and I agree with you, because if it's this governmental institution telling us this, my first instinct is to say you're wrong. This is not what it is. This is something different. We are being misled, because that's just kind of the fucking Holy shit.
Speaker 1:That's a seven head on that dude. Did you see that?
Speaker 2:That's a lot man. That's a seven. Head on that dude. Did you see that? That's a lot man? That is a lot of foreheads.
Speaker 1:That's not even a four. That's like his hair has exited his body. It's like behind his head.
Speaker 2:He does not have to move to leave orbit, is what you're saying? Anyway, sorry, no, so again, the preamble to all of this is that the National Archives has had these in custody for a long time and they've done a lot of tests to verify the authenticity and what this site, the governmental site, promises Again governmental. Please take that with a grain of salt. These are all their official images.
Speaker 1:So someone in Discord asks us a good question what's that? What if Finland or Scotland asks or tells us so someone in discord asks us a good question what's that? What if finland or scotland asks or tells us that this is an unidentified alien, like or like so unidentified object that we don't know what it is they're like yeah, they're like this is real.
Speaker 1:If it wasn't the us government. How do you feel about it then? Because remember what we said in project serpo yeah, that there is a consensus between governments global consensus if something has they're all. They're all going to be on the same page. They're going to be like. You know what? We're going to tell everyone about this hundred and we're all going to have the same facts we're going to make sure our stories are the same.
Speaker 2:Yes, this, okay, fuck, I'll get this one in just a second, because this one was famous. However, doug, you bring up a good point. You are 100% correct. There is a global coalition to have a united front as far as we know. As far as we know, there's a global coalition to have a united front when it comes to alien craft or any kind of outside extraterrestrial contact. According to the world government, basically, according to the world governments, basically, it's like the Geneva Convention for aliens, yeah we're supposed to look like we are all united.
Speaker 2:We, as humans that live here, know that we all are not fucking united at all, but that's how we're supposed to look. So the governments of the world have this coalition when it comes to extraterrestrials, when we're talking about these pictures, the problem is that only the US government is telling us this. That's correct. That is where I'm like. I don't trust the fucking US government.
Speaker 1:If there's a like, if Mexico or if fucking Canada had a website with the same shit, then maybe I'd be like okay, maybe we're onto something.
Speaker 2:So I will say say to that point, mike just pulled a picture up, yeah I know it's a very this, so this image, this looks.
Speaker 3:Is this supposed to be the ufo? Yes, this just looks like a piece from like a.
Speaker 1:Uh, yeah, it looks like the tip of a spaceship.
Speaker 2:It looks like the return pod for a command pod with a parachute, maybe a heat shield or something like that. Um, the one thing. So what does it say down at the bottom?
Speaker 1:copy and paste these into discord for people seriously this.
Speaker 2:So this is a rendezvous with this craft in orbit.
Speaker 1:This craft is not supposed to be in orbit there's no record of it, that's someone who's not in orbit would want you to think now again, we're getting this orbit.
Speaker 2:We are to think otherwise. We are getting this from the government and if nobody has claimed this, that does not mean it doesn't belong to them. However, this is an unexplained photo, according to nasa, so it's it's included. However, there is there's one other photo in here. Which one is it? Hold on still pictures? There's one of an actual in orbit uh ufo, although most of these look like where is it microfilm? That's what I'm talking about. Okay, ground air flying object. Okay, so we also under these photos. We also have a lot of different uh reports, just visual reports of these things happening. There are several different reports of uh sick, wow I forgot.
Speaker 3:It was like right by my right hand, I just fucking oh, here that's I think there's paper towel on the over there, over there somewhere, maybe, um either way, if not, you'll have to get some. So there's paper towel on the over there somewhere, maybe either way.
Speaker 2:If not, you'll have to get some. So there's a bunch of different text logs of conversations, of visual reports, of all of these different run ins with UFOs, and I'm starting to get a little go like we could talk a lot more about this. I just want to call attention to the fact that this website is just. It's like I'd never heard of this before. I'd never heard of the fact that the fucking government had put out a bunch of unexplained ufo images it.
Speaker 3:Honestly, it doesn't surprise me too much. I wonder when this website was made. There's a lot of questions I wonder if it was made around the time as the freedom of information act yes, the patriots and they just put this out there because they're like it's a red herring we're gonna throw this out there so they can stop pestering us about. Here is your proof of ufo footages.
Speaker 2:Now leave us alone with these requests. It might be something like that. I can absolutely see that and there's there's no way to substantiate any of that.
Speaker 3:I think I think the us government can only hide like uh files and shit. I think it's for like 70 years or something 75, 75, so maybe some of these photos were on their way out or something, so they created the website well, I'm on there, okay, okay, real quick, let's be real.
Speaker 1:They were taking, the government wants to hide photos.
Speaker 2:They're never gonna release it in 70 years they're not going to follow the fucking law if something's going to cause mass hysteria and panic?
Speaker 3:they're not but also wouldn't you say that releasing these helps with that kind of so it's that it's that same thing. We're like right not right now we even have like like government trials about like unidentified objects and everything, but they're calling them uaps, not ufos, that just like on here they're just soft landing it. They're not calling them ufos because they're not still admitting that they're alien.
Speaker 2:They're just saying we don't know what it is well, that's the thing, and that's that's the other side of it that's the cop out.
Speaker 1:Is they're like? Oh, we don't know what it is they're like. Could it be aliens? Well, that's why I'm also not surprised that this exists.
Speaker 3:I mean, it's the same concept to me as well that on the FBI's website the fucking Majestic 12 documentation's on there. It's right there. Just look it all up. They still say it's false, but it's still there.
Speaker 1:I still question, though, if they realized that Americans I don't know if they realized Americans back. That I say back in the day it's only like 30, 40 years, right, but like well, it's actually a lot longer than that. But you get what I'm saying, like Steve yeah, but like I don't think they realized that like Americans were gonna get all up in their business. You know what I'm saying they're like ah well we're a bunch of curious fuckers, but they were like oh shit, people are reading this bro I don't know.
Speaker 2:Oh, this is like the hidden in plain sight thing, but also somebody stumbled across it well, there's a lot of things that you can say like for this, yeah, like, like.
Speaker 1:For example, you know they're like oh uh, the government's gonna release a, a document that says ufos are real essentially, and then but like, what is that covering up? That's the thing you hear all the time, yeah now, what are they trying to?
Speaker 3:what are they trying to hide? Now you have to question the veracity so you're giving us this to shut us up, so we don't ask more questions?
Speaker 1:but I think that's even more tinfoil hat than the fact that they're just like hey, here's aliens. We don't know if they're real or not. And like maybe that's just the plain brunt of it, like maybe that's all it is, like they're like we don't fucking know, guys, here's what we have Weird, we don't know If you can.
Speaker 2:We have microwaves now I don't know what happens.
Speaker 3:The US- government said you fucking figure it out, seriously the 60s happened.
Speaker 1:We do the same shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're like hey, I saw this murder online.
Speaker 1:Yes, is it real?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don Do you care, and that's where I'm at here, because, like, what is the goal here? What is the goal? If the goal is to actually make headway here, it makes sense for them to share all this truthfully, factually. You know what I mean. If the goal is to make headway, yeah, I guess. If the goal is to not make headway and to keep this hidden, this makes sense that this is all just a false flag, a bunch of bullshit. This is all just a false flag, a bunch of bullshit. However, the fact that we can't tell you one way or another is kind of why we're talking about it, because this is legitimately on a government website. There are pictures of aliens.
Speaker 1:I now understand why you were like you guys are going to talk about this for 45 minutes, Because me and Mike will talk about aliens forever.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying we love aliens. We could debate the veracity of these images forever If you want to hear us talk more about aliens?
Speaker 1:let us know, Because we will, we will.
Speaker 3:You know, what I'm a little surprised was not an image that I came across on there. That is weird that it's not Also something I wouldn't mind us talking about one day. Is the Black Knight the Black?
Speaker 2:Knight, I fucking knew that's where you're going, yeah um, that is.
Speaker 3:I feel like that one to me is the most fascinating mall, because it's literally still up there right now.
Speaker 2:We just don't know what the fuck it is.
Speaker 3:We've no I have theories. It's a fucking blanket, ain't no fucking blanket.
Speaker 2:And also it's been photoshopped out of a lot of images that have been taken yeah, well, nasa also cuts off a lot of their streams anytime, something like whoa.
Speaker 3:Look at this.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, hey, there's a lot of shit, they gotta have a guy that's just like 24-7 watching the stream 100% With a hand on a button, with clicks in that.
Speaker 3:Hang in there, baby, there goes some. Yeah, just the cat in the background like hang in there, buddy.
Speaker 2:I'm going to take that sound effect out because that sounds horrendous with it.
Speaker 1:That's funny. Okay, before I spell this again.
Speaker 2:Let's take a shot. Let's take this shot. Here's the aliens guys. They might exist, uh, they might be here already, but we also.
Speaker 3:I don't know if it's just america government talking about aliens and stuff, because, keep in mind, remember, um, the mexican government had that whole thing. I know it's fake, but the peru aliens yeah but I I want to say, if I recall correctly, a lot of things has been happening in like the Mexican government when it comes to aliens, you're not wrong. For the past, like 10-ish years.
Speaker 2:I'm just waiting until one of the x-ray images is not a legit flip, just a paper mache. No, it's flipped and turned a bit and it's the same fucking image from an alien body that was presented in like the 80s. It was made with two human femurs and a shoulder or some shit Like nope.
Speaker 3:I will wait for the. I don't think there's anything suspicious about why they put this on a government website. If you're asking me, I think it's just there because it's just a rabbit hole. Like you said, it was captured on government equipment, so they're going to put it on a government archival thing.
Speaker 2:They're just going to keep the conspiracy nuts busy. It's going to shut up. Exactly it's just everyone.
Speaker 3:Everyone wins in this situation and if you ask me now that you say that and I think back to the pictures that we see, go ahead and just, uh, sorry to cut you off, but last thing, I do not think that they yeah, I'm not. I also don't think you said that they like vetted and looked into those photos. I seriously doubt they did more than a day looking into again.
Speaker 2:They said they don't care, they vetted and looked into the photos. They don't care enough that's the biggest thing.
Speaker 1:It's. It's you're taking the word we're getting, we're getting fed this from the government, because they know exactly what you said. It's going to cover this group. It's going to cover that group. Uh, it'll allow this annoying group to have a field day and do their thing.
Speaker 1:It doesn't really matter in the end of the day if, and at the end of the day in my mind at least the only thing that matters is that are aliens real or not, yes or no, doesn't matter. The day I see that spaceship in the sky and they come down and start fucking. Later mars attacking us that's what matters, because otherwise it's just a fun thing to be like and there's no reason to come here peacefully either.
Speaker 3:That is, they're coming here.
Speaker 1:That's debatable, uh, that's debatable on a huge amount of levels that we could go over, especially with anunnakis but we won't we might not right now. Not right now, but we might we we want, we want to, but not right now. We want, but maybe but no maybe we will.
Speaker 2:That's so for for one of my topics. That's all I have. It's just a collection of the most unexplained, unidentified phenomenon the government has to offer it's, I don't know. It's cool, especially if you're into like the, the government, conspiracy, shit. Like you get to ask the question like okay, how much of this is real, how much of this is photoshop? What are they trying to do? What are they trying to distract?
Speaker 3:from what are they hiding? It's just fun. I'm both, uh, happy and upset. We went with this one because I'm so glad that we talked about aliens, but also we just talked about aliens for like a half hour straight now.
Speaker 1:I know, I know we're going to keep this episode an hour. We're 50 minutes in. We got 10 minutes. I got you guys. This is an easy one.
Speaker 3:Oh, I don't give a shit if we go over it. I just thought that was very easy. Oh, we're going to 100%.
Speaker 2:I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1:I brought this one to the table. Actually, you can thank Mike for this one, because I had a busy week and I was unable to do my due diligence and find a fun fucking lazy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, absolutely we didn't record last week. You had two weeks, bro. I had two weeks to do nothing and it was amazing All right, it do be nice.
Speaker 1:No, I went to a fucking haunted hayride and did all this shit. It was fine, anyways, so did all this shit.
Speaker 3:it was fine, um, anyways, so did all my research today great topic, great topic for you guys I swear, I swear, it's great um this is.
Speaker 1:This is called see me rotcom, and if you were on the internet a long time ago, you'll know about this. Um, it's basically a fucking internet tourist trap, which I love. I think it's great, I think everything about this screams it's the six flags early early internet bullshit that used to go to so tourist, let's. Let's break it down piece by piece and then just ruin it for you guys. Yeah, why do you call it?
Speaker 3:a tourist trap, by the way. That's accurate.
Speaker 1:You will understand once I start talking about it. So basically, a user by the name of ChefIL11, which I assume is like ChefIllinois11, I don't know, I don't really care they make a post on this forum called Straight Dope Messaging Boards, and this is in 2004 and they basically go to say that they visited this site called see me, rotcom, which, if any of you, if you guys are our age, in our fucking mid-30s, y'all know websites like, not not accustomed to these, like rottencom, like the screaming uh temple of the screaming electron.
Speaker 1:anything like the Screaming Electron, anything like that. This site probably came up on your radar at some point.
Speaker 2:Possibly 100%.
Speaker 1:They were sites that you'd go to get a shock value from. They were sites that you would go to just be like. Hey, bro, did you see this fucking site? It's 2004. A man cuts his head off in this. The second tower just fell. How old it's 2004 a man cuts his head off in this.
Speaker 3:The second tower just fell. How old, how okay before.
Speaker 2:I'm so sorry, doug. How old were the both of you when either of you saw your first beheading video?
Speaker 3:oh god, I get to still see one, and I'm really with that yes oh my gosh I had to have been some.
Speaker 2:I would have had to been junior high because okay, oh, was it dial up or was it uh, onto the bigger and better?
Speaker 1:it was a t1 line, because my buddy's dad worked from home in 2000 because he was a stockbroker, so he was rich. You could say that.
Speaker 3:Considering Joe Rogan was paying $1,000 a month in the 90s for one megabyte or no, it was three megabyte internet, I think, to play Quake.
Speaker 2:Oh, hell yeah, we should do that for game night.
Speaker 1:By the way, I have four copies so long story short, my buddy his house was the place we would go and he had a computer in his room. He actually had two computers technically, but one was in his brother's room and then we had like a game cube and this and we'd we'd do this setup where we'd rotate and we'd go through the like someone would be on the computer for an hour, someone would be on the game cube for an hour. Anyways, either way, whoever's on the computer was always pulling up these bullshit websites, right? You'd be like oh, we gotta go to rottencom. There's a fucking nun with her pussy out, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Like there's a fucking guy with his head cut off like, oh shit, there's a motorcycle accident, we gotta see this. It was that kind of like oh, we need to know, we need to see, we just like the internet's so new and it's so crazy, right, like you can see all this shit on the fucking website.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this site is very much not that, um, to be fair. Uh, it was one of those sites that you might have ventured to in that era, but it's definitely not on the level of rottencom or anything like that. With a name like see me rot, you think of a lot worse stuff, but hear me out, so it's a lot more creepy than what it comes out to be. It's a lot more perverted than what it is well no, I know, see me, rot sounds more oh yes, than what you get out of it?
Speaker 3:exactly like you're like, oh like, see me rot, like that's kind of sounds like the website in an early 2000s horror movie about a cursed website oh, absolutely, yeah, like you click on that and then, like the fucking ring lady comes out of your monitor.
Speaker 1:You've got 18 day seconds and I'm gonna fuck you um anyway. So let's like go over the actual website. So it's called see me, rotcom. Uh, the site isn't real anymore. You can't go and visit it unless you go to the wayback machine, which obviously will always let you visit those old websites oh, they captured it on there.
Speaker 1:Um, it's very much captured not, and I actually have a progression of how it's captured, but right now, if you go there, all you're gonna get uh introduced to is an australian website where they make like fucking coffee machines and shit like that that's. I really don't understand why the url is see me rot, but maybe that's fine maybe the company's name?
Speaker 3:is aptly named is like see me rot, maybe the company, maybe the company. The coffee machine is called erot and they're like people want to see erots man no, no, that doesn't make sense at all.
Speaker 1:Um, moving on from that bullshit, uh, so, basically, if you were in, if you were in, if you were on the website in 2003 and you went to see me rotcom, not with a w, what the fuck? Um, you would see a webcam, and essentially this place was designed to be uh, a live webcam watching a deceased 40 year old woman rot inside of her coffin. It's kind of fucked up when you hear it out loud, right I will say you're like holy shit, like what?
Speaker 2:but would you? You would not click on that, though I mean I would have yes yeah, face face value, absolutely face value.
Speaker 3:Very interesting idea, right?
Speaker 1:and you and you, you're like, really like, you're gonna just film this woman rotting away in her thing, and then that makes sense. In 2003, though, there was no such thing as a live stream. It was one picture every 10 seconds or something, or like it was much slower than that actually. It was something along those lines, though.
Speaker 3:So like you're getting like a one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like I think it was actually a picture a day, so like one frame a day doesn't really like equal out to anything, right? So she was buried in the year 2003 and there's a whole story behind it. They're like we drove 2 000 miles. This lady knew what she wanted to do, they were okay with it, we took the, we took the body, we buried it where they wanted to hook up a webcam to my corpse, yeah this is the age of the internet.
Speaker 1:Um, I want to be viral, show my body to all those people. Um, clearly, the idea is kind of morbid. Um, you know, oh, we're gonna put a webcam in your coffin and people can watch you be wither into nothing right um.
Speaker 3:That is more fascinating than anything, if you ask me so it is kind of fascinating.
Speaker 1:Honestly, I think that would be a time lapse of a body decomposing would be really cool, actually, like I would watch my hair out of that.
Speaker 3:I didn't cut my hair for a year, lose the progression and it's like a video of the progression. It's like that. I'm very. I've seen somewhere that's like.
Speaker 1:Oh, here's me from like when I was like 12 to 18, and it's like a picture every day and you're like holy shit, um. But this is a little different, so they're like okay, um. So the the original poster they're like yo. She was buried in 2003. She looks kind of like too perfect, like I need help clearing this up. Like internet. Can you do your thing like? Can you help me out with this?
Speaker 3:I uh uh. I know a mortician that listens, so they might be able to help us out with that too.
Speaker 1:Exactly. I have the answer, but that's fine. So when you go to this website, it's like the most classic flash fucking website you've ever seen in your life. It's just it's like the back rooms was a digital experience, really typical. You get to the front page and it just see me rotcom, and then there's like a box with a coffin on it. It says continue to see me rot, but above it and below it is live hot gay cams and live sexy girl cams oh yeah so, like you're already just like immediately, like wow, okay.
Speaker 1:so if you click on see me rotcom, it takes you to a page where it says live head cam one per 24 hours and live foot cam one per four seconds oh stop right there the foot cam the foot, cam gotcha it got priority over the rest of the body.
Speaker 3:So one every four seconds, compared to one a day.
Speaker 1:They're like these. People need the feet, so people want. Hey man, wikipedia is is rising in popularity yeah, wiki feed is where it's at um, so there there's a couple things you'll notice. Their time in 2004 they knew what they were about, and I mean shit. When we get to the end of this, you're gonna be like, oh my god, um, so all right. So the first thing you're gonna see is it's like such a typical flash website in the like 2000s, like you know, like nickelodeon's, like go visit our website, and it's just like bam bam bam, everything's like super, just like in your face kind of thing.
Speaker 1:Uh well, this one has like a whole like paragraph about what's going on. It's got a few tabs that you can click on. It's all just the worst. Um, I'm not even going to go over it because, like contact the family, it's just exactly what I kind of told you about hot links it's all porn. Next project it's porn.
Speaker 1:Contact us it leads you to a uh, a company that it isn't even exist anymore. So, uh, we'll just go over a couple things. So when you visit the site, the first thing you see is this big wall of text and it says welcome to seemerotcom. This site is dedicated to all who have gone before us.
Speaker 1:Two months ago, we attached the world's first live coffin cam someone gung gung me, please, gung gung gung to the interior of our subject's casket. This was done after friends and family had seen the deceased for the last time. We then traveled over 2,000 miles with the casket to the family's chosen burial place, undisclosed, to protect the gravesite, and then, having arrived at the graveyard, a small ceremony was held, after which the final preparations were made. Blah blah, blah, blah blah, and then, from the base in Seattle, we can control lights and refresh rate of the camera and equipment. We in Seattle, we can control lights and refresh rate of the camera and equipment. We anticipate a final transmission on or around July 2004, due to decomposition of the casket and ultimate cave-in of the staging area, which I don't think the casket usually caves in. I think the body usually just becomes a skeleton.
Speaker 3:Also, it takes way more than a year I think so we'll get there.
Speaker 2:So now, well, don't hug me, I'm scared. Tell us all about this. That's true, that's true. Uh, how to die, what you should, what you should say to your friends when you die.
Speaker 1:Usually you come back, it's fine yeah.
Speaker 1:So so long story short. If you were to follow this in a yearly progression, uh, the website changes every once in a while. So in 2004 their projected date of this ending uh, we get an update that says latest news new cam going into the ground end of july 2004. That's it, that's all that changes. The other things that change are the weird porn ads, uh, on the site. That's that also changes. Um, because one of them is really really funny and, uh, it is called, if I can, the Naked Gnome. They're really heavily doing that.
Speaker 1:So if we skip a year ahead, to 2005, the latest news says July 2005,. More legal issues in the USA, details to follow. But they really don't give any details. So then we go to 2006 and it says latest news june 2006. We won our legal battle. We've resumed the right to install a broadcast and broadcast live cams from the grave. We are now in the process of setting up new hardware and we'll be live again with our most recent edition shortly.
Speaker 1:I just want to say the same picture of this woman has been on the website since 2003. She has not decomposed at all. She is the same picture. She looks fresh as the fucking day. All right hasn't changed a bit. Keep that in mind.
Speaker 1:So let's fast forward two more years to 2008. Their newest news is August 2008. It seems as though every attempt we have made to retrieve our equipment from the police in Cebu province has failed. We have. We are having new equipment delivered and hand shipped to us, hopefully before the deadline in three days. The project is driving us all nuts and we could end up being here for months if we miss this opportunity.
Speaker 1:None of this makes sense. There's no context to any of this right and and basically nothing happens after that. If you fast forward to 2013, on the way back machine, the website changes into the owner's hands of what now is called not fucking see me rotcom, but omg, bitchescom. They have somehow very credible changed that to this and then it goes about changing like this a handful of times into a handful of different porn sites. Hell yeah, basically, up until 2013, it was this and now hit, I think it was 2022. We now have, uh, see me rotcom as what it is now today, which is the australian like coffee machine company. It's so weird, it's just such a big weird thing.
Speaker 1:Right like I gotta look that up real quick so basically, all in all, it kind of seems like this big ploy for a porn company to just make a weird fetish site Because on the very first year, Do you need a?
Speaker 1:reason though? No, not really, but it was 2003. People didn't really know where the internet was going, right? Was that the reason? So they were like let's make a fetish for necrophilia and feet at the same time, necrophilia and feet at the same time, and then, after the first year, they're like ah nah, scratch the feet.
Speaker 2:We don't like the feet, the feet's not happening. Body fucking is really dead.
Speaker 1:Body fucking we're gonna continue with that. And then, from 2004 to 2008, they were like really playing off this ploy of like man, if we could only show this dead body some more. And it just didn't work and nothing came from it other than the fact that, like, all they were doing was changing the advertising on this website to different porn links to different fucking like oh, gay men in your area fucking fat bitches in your area. It was like all this really weird advertising Hard women under your bathroom.
Speaker 1:But if you think about it back in the day, advertising was a little different. It wasn't just like oh, you get a pop-up based on your cookies. People are following what information this site was changing the ads themselves. Oh, it wasn't just a pop-up.
Speaker 2:It was an ad on the site. It was a conscious decision.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they were consciously changing the ads on the site to play into this one company to sell their porn. That's all it was. That's so stupid I I can't say for sure that.
Speaker 1:It's just that smack, but for me oh my god, um to me the one openly yeah, right, to me, all it was was this company basically being like we're gonna make porn, we're gonna do porn, and we just don't want to say it out loud we don't know what kind of porn will do well, and here's a website for potentially people getting off to fucking dead bodies.
Speaker 1:So that's what this website was. The reason I call it a tourist trap is because if you would have gone to this at our age, back in 2003 I was 12 years old yeah, I would have been like holy shit, there's a dead body. Oh, the other thing I wanted to mention I forgot, um, if you use the wayback machine and look at a bunch of different dates, from the beginning to like 2005 ish, the decomposition photos that they're sending to the website, every you know one every every day is the same two photos, um, the same jpeg file save. So this is all.
Speaker 3:So every time you, it's all fake. It was a big hoax.
Speaker 1:It was a big hoax so interesting, though I also think definitely pretty weird I definitely took some time to talk about coffee thing is.
Speaker 3:I think this is fake too. There's something about this that isn't right oh, it's very weird dude.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this is a whole other rabbit hole first and foremost, while we're I'm here real quick there's nothing like there's no information about what this site is. There's nothing to sell me, um, there's just this home page, and then like so to fry with a convention, uh, convection oven, and you click on that. It's just like convection onions are pretty sweet, uh. But there's nothing like there's nothing. Here and down at the bottom there's these banners that don't link to anything and they have no purpose. There's something the website is called see me, rotcom.
Speaker 3:There's something sketchy about this. The website is called seemerotcom. There's something sketchy about this it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1:So either seemerot is a full word.
Speaker 3:Or it's like Simero. You forgot the N. It might be like Simero.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know what do you mean. I forgot the N. You forgot the.
Speaker 2:N N in what In semen rot? Oh, forgot the n and in what in semen rot? Oh yes, oh yeah, you're right. Oh, is that not what you're saying?
Speaker 3:no, but but also yeah, okay, well, I understand, I definitely misunderstood this. Oops. Yeah, I think there's something I.
Speaker 1:I think there is more to this, but a lot of people. This website doesn't lead you to anywhere.
Speaker 3:That's that's what this seems like a fake site.
Speaker 2:It looks AI generated.
Speaker 1:This might be like a placeholder site, I mean the same website has changed over and over and over again over the years, so this could.
Speaker 2:Someone's updating it.
Speaker 1:Someone may have just wanted this website and been like all right, I want the website name, I don't want to lose it. Here's this bullshit website.
Speaker 3:I think this is just a template of sorts.
Speaker 2:Next go after.
Speaker 3:South32.com. Here's an address if we ever want to go there 34 Yangon Drive, banoon, new South Wales, north South Wales.
Speaker 2:North South.
Speaker 1:Wales, 2347, australia. Somebody look that up. Tell me what's going on there, because we don't care enough to look it up. Yeah, tell me what's going on there, because we don't care enough to look it up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, wow, I gotta fucking pee again. That was a fun time, boys.
Speaker 1:Well, let's just wrap it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna save my other two for next time, for sure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2:They're fun ones, but one of them will take way too long to talk about, so yeah, let's just save that shit.
Speaker 3:All right, chiming in with us, your gang, and hanging out with us on these weird oddities that we found on the internet.
Speaker 2:Oh, we love this shit. It's fucking weird.
Speaker 1:A face in the static to UFOs to governmental alien pictures, A woman in a casket To fetish sites that make you think twice. Oh wait till.
Speaker 2:I talk about the fucking website I found where you can agree to have somebody cut your arms or legs off, as long as you're okay with it.
Speaker 3:Oh, hell yeah, I've always wanted that. There's a fucking serial killer guy. Are you fucking kidding?
Speaker 1:me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's also just a service that lets you do that if you want it. He pretty much made it. It's pretty great.
Speaker 1:I hate my fucking life right now.
Speaker 2:Why is that buddy?
Speaker 1:Again, it it's this, this fucking snapped it, put it down. Doug, you're killing me, I am killing you.
Speaker 3:Oh, no, we'll figure it out later. Fuck, what's that guy's fucking name?
Speaker 1:I didn't do it with my limbs this time.
Speaker 3:It was Harold. You're absolutely right, harold.
Speaker 1:We have too many fucking wires, bro, I know.
Speaker 2:Harold, we're too wired. Harold, everybody we love you so much. We hope you enjoyed this akin to yeah, original Deluty yeah just a fun little. I'm very drunk right now. Just a fun little thing.
Speaker 3:It's always a fun little thing. It's always just like what's in my pants.
Speaker 1:Deluty After Dark is gonna be more on him oh yeah, oh my god, right, I forgot.
Speaker 2:We're doing a thing, we're doing a thing Visit our socials.
Speaker 1:Linktreecom.
Speaker 3:Deludipod, deludipodcom, all that stuff. Look up our name, you know the deal.
Speaker 2:Send in your fucking hometown whores Take a picture of one of your ass cheeks.
Speaker 1:We have a lot of hometown whores that have been sent in.
Speaker 2:So please keep sending them in, we're gonna have to start archiving them, essentially we're gonna yeah, we're gonna have to go through them. If we can fit them all, awesome. I don't know if we'll be.
Speaker 1:I don't know if we will be able to this year this is the most we've ever had we're gonna also please stop sending us stories about your small town. Everyone starts with in my small town. I love it.
Speaker 3:Send me something different, but that's how my small town of New York City In my microwave on Tuesday.
Speaker 2:No, yeah, please keep sending them. If we have to archive some, I'm so sorry, but we are going to try to get through as many of them as possible. If it's a two-hour episode, I don't fucking care.
Speaker 3:I'm editing, so that's all me. Bye everybody. Have a blessed day, Don. Bye everybody. Have a blessed day, Don't die.
Speaker 2:Have a blessed day Also. Discord, stick around. We're doing another one, Yep.
Speaker 1:We're doing a boner. Woo-hoo, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
