Don't Look Under the Internet
Don't Look Under the Internet
DLUTI 171 - StinkyMeat Zog
DLUTI-Bot has been bringing our attention to some.... strange happenings. Mike, Jason, and Matt would like to share it's findings with all of you. Not too sure what it's DEAL is, but for some reason, the AI overlord who has tricked us into submitting to it sent us these lovely little delicacies to digest and regurgitate for your listening pleasure. Kind of like a a bird throwing up into your ears. EAT YOUR DAMN VEGETABLES.
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Speaker 1:Damn, that was pretty on sync bro.
Speaker 3:Sync Sync.
Speaker 1:It's what's for dinner?
Speaker 2:Okay, I don't know if my stomach has the capacity for that. It's what's for dinner.
Speaker 1:It's what's for dinner. All right, now we're all good, we're here.
Speaker 2:We're good, we're without Doug, but that's okay, hello.
Speaker 1:Asshole, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Hello, hello.
Speaker 1:You guys suck at being an acapella group.
Speaker 2:Okay, roll us back in, roll us back in, come on, hello, hello.
Speaker 1:Hello, fuck you. Welcome to Don't Look.
Speaker 3:Under the Internet. You guys cut out like a medium, don't cut. I don't know. Here's for hoping for the best cut out like a medium.
Speaker 2:Here's for hoping for the best, I can never win.
Speaker 1:Hello everyone, Welcome to. Don't Look Out on the Internet the show where you that's Matt.
Speaker 2:I am just as confused as you are.
Speaker 1:That's Jason I guess I'm Mike and again. Once again, Doug is not here because his ass moved to Florida, so he's gonna be away. He might be back next week, I don't really know he's in Florida man training camp. He's currently having sex with an alligator.
Speaker 2:Well, I hang from a light pole.
Speaker 1:He's really like going full ass. Florida man, his ass is full. I did not at all get prepared for housekeeping. I'm going to do that real quick while you guys distract.
Speaker 3:Keep the house. We got a donation from somebody that was just a YouTube link, but I didn't go to the link, so I don't know why I'm not going to either, because that sounds scary.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I don't like donations that come with-.
Speaker 1:No internet connection. My asshole man, this, my asshole man, this is just going great. Mine has 5g. You know what's awesome what we got?
Speaker 3:no new members, so we're good, who gave us a one dollar donation?
Speaker 1:one dollar donation, though that's a fantastic question. I could tell you that much right now. Uh, it was balao, and it says milk pig guys, I really don't want to click on that link though, MilkPigGuys. Click it Balao.
Speaker 3:Is that that? I don't know how you actually pronounce his name.
Speaker 1:Bayou.
Speaker 3:I think he Twitters us a lot.
Speaker 1:Oh yes. Yes they do. I'm going to butcher your name again, balao.
Speaker 3:Thank you for the $1 donation and the link I'm not going to click on. This is the guy on Twitter that sends us videos of him watching us.
Speaker 1:Oh, Well then that explains a lot.
Speaker 2:Well, now we need to start watching those videos.
Speaker 1:Let's send him videos of us watching his videos, of him watching our videos.
Speaker 2:See how many rabbit holes we can make in one go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly, it'll be pretty great. And then what we have to do is we have to have a monitor with Matt behind it. So it's Matt on a video watching us on a video watching his videos.
Speaker 2:Within the video.
Speaker 3:Yeah, of them watching our videos. Just make a circle. An Ouroboros of Doulouti.
Speaker 1:A Doulouti Ouroboros. I guess that concludes housekeeping.
Speaker 2:I didn't even do a fucking thing. You didn't do the clap above your head. Clap above your head. Clap above your head. Clap below your.
Speaker 1:What we have because Dunkle Door decided he didn't want to be on this week but maybe next week. I decided I liked the weird website one that we did last time.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like three weeks ago. And then last week we did it again.
Speaker 3:I didn last time yeah, like three weeks ago where, and then last week we did it.
Speaker 1:I didn't listen to that, but I'll take your word for it that it was. Coincidentally, we've done a lot where it's just weird websites that we've stumbled across, and I think I enjoy those kind of episodes the most and they are becoming a favorite was a sweet, sweet treat for me, because I gave the boys the websites for them to look into. We don't have to describe it like that. But and no, no porn.
Speaker 2:Surprisingly, uh, at least I'm sure somebody masturbates to some of the things link there's links to porn yes, but not being shown no, not being shown through this.
Speaker 1:You have to follow the links yes we'll provide those, don't worry about it yeah, we're doing more weird ass websites that we found hell yeah um do we do, we know or care who, uh who, is divulging their actually? You are, you brought it up.
Speaker 2:I was gonna say, since you have maybe some tidbits, you can ease us in with one of your, your little little morsels oh, I guess show us how it's true.
Speaker 1:So I have two that I want to talk about, mostly because the one I originally want to talk about went into no, no area and I had to nope, the fuck out. So I'm not going to talk about it. Um, nope, don't ask, I'm not even going to bring up the name of it. Instead, I have two um things here. One that I want to talk about called, uh, hosanna1.com, now sana hosanna. Now, at first glance what hosanna1.com looks like, and that's. I'll spell it out for you so you can find it yourselves.
Speaker 1:Uh, h-o-s-a-n-a the letter one or the number one only one n yes okay hana1.com and when you originally click on this website it looks like a site made in like 2002. It's got the fucking uh microsoft word like fucking fonts galore. Yeah, it's got um images of um afghan hounds all over the place. Are you having a problem finding it?
Speaker 2:yeah, it's just not loading, you just won't do it maybe it's with an a, maybe I spelled it wrong either way, continue my guy.
Speaker 1:Try that anyway, or maybe it might be down. I think it actually might be down. I don't think about it, but try it anyway. Um, because everything I was looking up was kind of in the wayback machine, but anyway, oh, that's that's probably why, yeah, but so it was images of like, uh, afghan hounds and everything, and at first it seems like this person is a breeder for afghan hounds. Uh, specifically like award-winning afghan hounds. Uh, it talks about the story of, like, the history of afghan hounds, it talks about the breed. Um, there's links to a youtube channel that looks like it's ran by this older lady and on it are just a bunch of like Afghan hound theme, like videos, like home videos where it's training the hound.
Speaker 1:There's, um, like you learn like, did you learn anything useful? Not really, and I'll tell you why in a minute, um, but there's like training them, there's like competitions that are recorded and put on there for these Afghan hounds, them, there's like competitions that are recorded and put on there for these afghan hounds. It just seems like a someone who's very passionate about these type of dogs, okay, um, as time went on, there was a blog that's on there and as time went on, this blog became more, less and less about the afghan hound and more and more about, um, how this person is a pretty goddamn staunch republican oh, no and uh okay so it went from this person talking about dogs to being like um, twitter can go fuck itself.
Speaker 1:If twitter's not good enough for my president, then it's not good enough for me. I'm gonna stay away from twitter. I'm gonna stay away from facebook. I'm gonna stay away from google.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna use duck duck I want to know what this guy's opinions are it.
Speaker 1:It's a lady. It's an old lady, and they probably haven't changed what this lady's opinions? Are One of two things. One haven't changed, two dead.
Speaker 2:It's the only thing, I can think of.
Speaker 1:Okay, the website has not changed over time, but the only thing that has changed is the right wing rhetoric that keeps going on there. She'll mention things about immigration on there now She'll mention things about the Democrats stealing the votes. She talks about how the Republican Party is the party of the people Just all your typical fucking shenanigans that you get from that party. Not saying anything if you're a Republican listening, but if you are, you probably should change that mindset, and I don't know what to tell you man, Not offering advice or tossing my hat in the ring in any way, shape or form, Not even beating around the bush.
Speaker 2:Go fuck yourself, kind of.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no no.
Speaker 3:If you vote big red, fuck you.
Speaker 1:I don't know. In real life, whatever I don't know, but in real life, whatever I don't care. But whatever your political affiliation is, I don't give a shit. Um, because at the end of the day, I don't talk to you people, I talk to my friends, of which he has none, of which I have none. But um was I. Where is? Where is that going?
Speaker 1:you went on a republican rant yeah, I do that often, um, but so there's like a contact page where they don't really contact you back but you email this person, but there is a blank page that shows one little thing and it shows that they won the greatest website award, and it's just a little sprite with an Afghan hound on it, that just says greatest website award. I think they made it up themselves because it doesn't like click out.
Speaker 2:There's going to be a whole association involved with this. There's going to be a set of bylaws.
Speaker 1:I need a review process. Mike, you can just make this yourself. It's like going to the store and just picking up.
Speaker 2:Oh, so they're lying. Well, that's. That doesn't happen. Why is it on the internet?
Speaker 1:you right, you're not supposed to lie on the internet. It's illegal Punishable by the law.
Speaker 2:If it's on the internet, it's true.
Speaker 1:But yeah, all in all it went from this cute thing, this cute 2001 website about Afghan hounds, to just a deep hole into the right-wing political party. A deep right hole, a deep right hole, and I'm going to end it on that, and I'm going to end it on that. That's where we end Rants and rants about Republican things, that's all that really turned into.
Speaker 2:From dogs to Republicans.
Speaker 1:Yes, my next website that I kind of want to dabble on a little bit.
Speaker 2:Did you want to do that now or bookend ours?
Speaker 1:I guess I'll bookend. That makes sense, not to tell you how to do your job. No, no, you are, but that's okay. I am Just a suggestion.
Speaker 2:I feel like as somebody who's brought all of this into our lives, you should be the one to take us out of it.
Speaker 1:You're right, go ahead. Just saying I'll let you go next. You want me to?
Speaker 2:go next. I enjoyed yours a lot. Are we fucking ready for mine, are you sure?
Speaker 3:Yeah, Is yours good, Like, is it weird?
Speaker 2:Oh it's fucking weird, and I will never forget this site as long as I live.
Speaker 3:Okay, then I should do mine. Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2:Not to dampen the mood, everybody but.
Speaker 1:It's not bad, but oh, mine does.
Speaker 3:That is what you said to me, so you can skip.
Speaker 2:everybody is listening to this and skip forward about 15 minutes.
Speaker 3:Um so mike sent me zogcom maybe you know it and z type in Zogcom you are greeted with another very late 90s, early 2000s looking webpage and it just says welcome to planet Zog.
Speaker 2:You get blue shapes and a planet shape. There's a Matrix dude.
Speaker 3:And then there's a Matrix, dude for sure.
Speaker 2:There's a 3D model of Einstein, you don't have to show me.
Speaker 3:What I think is like some cats or something at the bottom. I'm really not sure.
Speaker 2:I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3:If you click anywhere on this, it will take you to a few different sections. So there's a writing section, there is a gallery, like a digital art gallery section there is a personal section, and then there's uh just photos, and so is this what? Digital art used to be digital style. Yeah man, oh my god, the pictures are so fucking small they're so itty-bitty like and it's also in like a flash media gallery, but anyway, um, we'll go through the fucking photo gallery first.
Speaker 1:So there are sorry, just so you can see that. Yeah, that's what hosanna one looked like. It was two ends it is so.
Speaker 2:That's so, with two ends, the only thing I was going to add h-o-s-a-n-n-a onecom pretty sure that's like the jewish word for god, or one of them, or referring to god but yeah, that's kind of.
Speaker 1:It looked like this, but it was click here for puppies yeah, it was wild shit.
Speaker 3:Anyway continue um, so there's there's a digital art gallery and there's a photo gallery. The photo gallery doesn't work anymore because it requires flash player, so that's. But if you go to, there's supposed to be pictures from 1995, all the way to 2005. Um supposed to be, yeah but the digital art gallery is really where it's at. There's and I'm not. I'm not sure how any of this shit was actually made, but there's like CD covers. In here. There's a photo of-.
Speaker 2:Holy shit.
Speaker 3:it breaks down how they made them, this guy's friend.
Speaker 2:Tracy, what are you doing here?
Speaker 3:Like it says how they were made, but it doesn't really say like with.
Speaker 2:Right, I did this with things in mind what?
Speaker 3:There are steps in here to how some of these are made, but it's just like random fucking digital art. It's the most 1999 thing you've ever seen in your entire life.
Speaker 2:This is the loading screen for the AOL. Like you get 100 free hours of internet. Like that's what.
Speaker 3:This is what you saw, as that was telling you that yeah, or like uh, the box art that was on graphics cards oh, yes, yes, oh my god, yes look how advanced we are right
Speaker 2:microsoft right a pixelation filter like.
Speaker 3:Well, some of them had dope-ass, looking big titty girls on them, and then you were like, what is this game?
Speaker 2:I want to play this game.
Speaker 3:What's a Dragon Age? And then nothing like that existed. Like I mentioned, there's also writing, so there's some nonfiction writing and the only thing in the non-fiction writing section is a post from 1996 called Postulated Mechanisms of LSD. What, yeah, what? It's super fucking long, I'm not going to go through it, but this dives into modern physics research on the actual mechanisms of lsd, how it binds to your neurons and shit.
Speaker 1:I don't understand it and I think they're on lsd when they made all this imagery, imagery well, yeah, that's what I imagine that's why non-fiction is first because that becomes that comes before creative writing, which is slightly longer.
Speaker 3:we have have a few different writings in here. The first one is Red Gauze, the second one is Smurfs and the Quest for Racial Unity.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah.
Speaker 3:Apocalypse when? And Green Jelly.
Speaker 1:Did you look more into both Green Jelly and the Smurfs one? No, I didn't. If I remember correctly, there's quite a bit in the Smurfs one I might be remembering?
Speaker 2:No, I'm sure you're not.
Speaker 3:I mean it's really only like two paragraphs long. When you say looked into it, do you mean read it?
Speaker 1:I don't remember which one. It was One of those stories, I think. I think one of those pages have like a decent amount of stuff in them. I don't remember which one, though it's been a minute. It's been like two weeks since I looked into this website so I don't recall fully.
Speaker 3:The last one is fairly long. Maybe the green jelly one? No, there's a section called Enlightenment and there's a chapter two.
Speaker 3:Forget, I said anything that one is Mike, but that one is labeled Work in Progress. I'm going to read Smurfs in the quest for Rachel Union. It's quite a good read. Yeah, cranberry orange stains cover her nipples, making them stand out like the bleeding eyes of Christ on those crucifixes that taxi cab drivers keep hanging on their rearview mirrors. The posed figure balances precariously on one foot, with the other arched gracefully into the air. Behind her, with the gesture worthy of the ballerina's grace, a bead of sweat rolls down her navel, the ground beneath her sinks, and she is carried away rather rapidly into a nightmare not of anyone's creation.
Speaker 3:Lost school children ran around in a panic looking for their bus drivers. The lions and lambs slept together. We were what we ate, and a Smurf is two to three apples high, according to the TV show. You know it would really suck to be stepped on by someone 50 feet tall. I mean think how helpless he would feel running through trees which to him must seem like Brussels sprouts. Like you could outrun him, squash man. That's how you would be Squash.
Speaker 2:That's how you would be Squash Squash that's a way to write that.
Speaker 3:S-Q-U-A-S-H-E-D. Like I need to spell it out Now. That isn't cool. I don't see the humor in that and that is a show for kids. Little kids, watch that show.
Speaker 2:Now what the fuck is up with our country when we have our kids watching what this was about Smurfs.
Speaker 3:Like we need that filth on TV.
Speaker 2:They're all probably fucking a word I'm not going to say too.
Speaker 3:Only one woman to the whole bunch. Sure, she's a looker. Sure I had a few erotic dreams about smurf when I was a child we all we all, but that one broad can't possibly service the needs of 99 other able-bodied men.
Speaker 3:I don't like the word service the needs yeah, well, it gets worse oh, it gets way worse after those yeah, yeah, I'm going to skip this entire sentence here. Yeah, 99 dicks, even if they are a little blue and should be enough. No, I bet those Smurfs play Anal Ranger in between episodes. Looney Tunes Now there's quality programming. I like those ones with the Indian that they always made fun of. And then I'm not going to read the last sentence either.
Speaker 2:What in the fuck, why is?
Speaker 1:everything like smurfs in the quest for secretly nazi why is this all secretly nazis or secretly racist?
Speaker 3:I guess, it's yours well, well, you would think. You would think, jason, that if you were to write such things and put them on the internet, you wouldn't want that right next to personally identifying information.
Speaker 2:I would not want that.
Speaker 3:Well, that's exactly what this man did, because if you go, back to the front page and click on the face, you get personal.
Speaker 2:Yep About me.
Speaker 3:The second link there is about me, and the third link is this man's resume.
Speaker 2:Who am I? I am Spitting Kitty, what yeah?
Speaker 3:He's Spitting Kitty. So apparently this website is a personal website from someone named Ian Dark D-A-R-K-E, formerly Ian Light Clever. It says well, I don't know if it's, maybe it is pronounced Light. I guess that would make sense Light.
Speaker 1:I mean it would because that's his surname. Maybe it is Light. It says Dark and Light.
Speaker 2:When I'm married, I'm just going to say wife's name.
Speaker 3:You know, I didn't put that together until just right now. The dark and light thing. Yeah, because that wasn't how I was pronouncing that in my head, but now it makes sense, see, that's why we're here together today.
Speaker 3:That is why we're gathered here today. But anyway, the About Me page starts off in an even more deranged manner. There's a photo of this guy. It says I am spitting kitty, I am angry bear. Grr. I am large watermelon seeds stuck in your nose. Zerm, I am small, biting spider in your underwear. Yub yub yub, I am shameless plagiarizer, chuckling you with others words. What am I? A 30 something year old cyberpunk geek who has read too much tom robbins for his own good. It goes on to explain more about him. What he's into? He's into fucking around with his xbox. He plays with window, with, uh, computers. He's obsessed with computers. Um, his resume if you look back through this I, he's got a very impressive resume, which is kind of surprising. But he has an engineering degree from Harvey Mudd College in Claremont, california. Well see, I assume so, because when you actually go to Zogcom it redirects to cshmcedu, which is the Harvey Mudd College domain.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a real thing.
Speaker 3:So this is hosted on a Harvey Mudd. College server somewhere.
Speaker 1:And it's still active.
Speaker 3:That's what I don't understand. I'll get more into that later, but anyway, this guy's resume is he's got a master's in bioengineering. I mean, he's a smart dude. He's got a very long history of being a web developer working in IT, and the last time that this was updated was in 2006, and he was working as the director of information technology and it just says entertainment industry.
Speaker 2:Los.
Speaker 3:Angeles, California, which makes me kind of wonder if he's not the information technology, the director of information technology of like a porn studio or something.
Speaker 2:That's how I would advertise that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm thinking that might be what's going on here. That checks out. Because if you go to his favorite link section there's art, there's music, there's san diego stuff because he used to live in san diego there's useful. But if you go down to the misc section, the first one is uh goth babe of the week.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, now he's speaking my language, right?
Speaker 3:There is a nude video teleconferencing on your PC link what the fuck? And a hypertext list of things people have put in their butts.
Speaker 2:How big is the link? You know, see, that's useful. How big is the list For?
Speaker 3:reference yeah.
Speaker 2:Christina Ricci. It also says somewhere on here.
Speaker 3:It also says somewhere on here. It also says somewhere on here and I don't know what page it's on that if you want to learn more about what he's into, you can go to his altsex. You can find him on altsex, which is a Usenet I guess an old Usenet group that was for fetish content.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't want to click on any of these links.
Speaker 3:No, you should yeah A lot some thing, takes you to gothicnet or something I had no idea it was still up, we're all learning today.
Speaker 2:The last one is peaking my interest because it says enter at your own risk, but it's called the www black hole. You know what? This is on its way out, right? Yeah, click it.
Speaker 1:It's nothing cool. This is fucking stupid, or they right? Yeah, click it, see what happens, okie doke.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's nothing cool, yeah a lot of these are broken. This is fucking stupid.
Speaker 3:Or they don't go where they used to. I clicked on a few of them and decided it wasn't worth it anymore. Anyway, oh yeah, I don't want to deal with this. I looked more into who this guy is, so it does say on his About Me page that he used to be Ian Light, I guess, and he got married and they changed their name to Dark. So edgy.
Speaker 3:And I figured out that he still goes by Ian Dark. I was able to find him on Facebook. I doxed him a little bit, but I feel like if you put this degree of information about yourself on the internet, you're asking for it a little bit.
Speaker 1:Maybe don't put your resume on the same website as this weird Smurf unirace thing Racist, smurf rant.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he seems to still be doing well. He has a kid now.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's good, he's in his 50s.
Speaker 3:now he seems like he's fine. I did figure out that his website was created in 1997. I don't know why, um, I don't know why it's still hosted I don't know how they had a harvey mud college servers.
Speaker 3:Well, I, I mean, it's a university. They probably wouldn't give a shit anyway, but I don't know why they're so bothering to host it. That's, that's the. The background I want to know here is why is that website still up? Does he? I assume he still knows that it's up because the website is still, the domain name is still registered through 2028 and it was renewed in like 22.
Speaker 2:Oh, Maybe he just likes the idea of like being a part of the internet.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I guess he just likes being this internet cryptid yeah.
Speaker 2:That's a really good term for these fucking strange once in a. You see this one time every million, so this dude just wants to hold on to. No, I'm on the internet, barely my guy.
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 3:I'll stay here. But through everything that I was able to find, it seems like this guy is just he's just a normal dude who might work in the porn industry allegedly, allegedly I have absolutely no basis for that, other than I wasn't able to find his current employer and it's listed on his resume from 2006 as entertainment yeah, that'll do it.
Speaker 1:He's definitely in porn. I mean, good for you, man, if porn's paying your bills and you have a kid through you have a website.
Speaker 3:Well, I don't think he's doing porn. I think he's working it in porn god, it's paying for a website I don't know what do you?
Speaker 1:what is it for porn? What even like? What do you think he does?
Speaker 2:like the camera doesn't sync up correctly, he's got to go in there and like figure out why the connection doesn't work. Oh, here's.
Speaker 1:Here's your problem. There's cum on the lens.
Speaker 3:There's studios that edit that stuff. They gotta render stuff. They gotta store stuff. Porn needs IT.
Speaker 2:Porn probably needs IT.
Speaker 3:They need IT just as much as any movie.
Speaker 2:Honestly probably more. That's very fair If there's one thing Silicon Valley the show has taught me anything. There's a fuckload of porn out there.
Speaker 3:And it all needs to be saved somewhere. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, I mean, if your primary distribution, if you're a large studio and your primary money making mechanism and distribution method is the internet, you probably need, can you?
Speaker 1:imagine, like, um, like you work it, like you work on the like you, you work on the engineering team for like pornhub or something. And you get a the engineering team for like pornhub or something and you get a call from like someone at pornhub like hey man, uh, something's going on with our website. Oh okay, let me go on real quick. Pornhubcom cool okay. So what seems to be going on? Yeah, if you click on, uh, uh, big titty, uh white women, uh blonde, uh fucked by large cock, uh, the, the search results don't come up like they're supposed to.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh, okay, yeah, let me find that. Like that's your life, your life is. Hey, the search results on Pornhubcom didn't show up. Can you make sure the videos populate? Yeah, yeah sure. What are the filters? You're using the filters. On the back end I see fat cock.
Speaker 3:I see cum guzzle. I see fat cock. I see cum guzzle.
Speaker 1:I see like those conversations that's not supposed to be in the oh, get rid of that one. Yeah, that's not. You're looking at the wrong map.
Speaker 2:There's barely any cum guzzle here. You're mapping it wrong, that's not in the right field.
Speaker 1:You need to look towards this. Oh okay, sorry, I need to look towards fucking big cock, not fat cock.
Speaker 3:Yeah fat and cock are supposed to be separate filters.
Speaker 1:You're combining them. Oh, I see what happened. It was fat comma space cock. It should be fat comma cock. My mistake, right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I want fat guys with cocks, not guys with fat cocks.
Speaker 2:You got to differentiate those.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, you don't do space in the back end. You don't do that. It fucks with everything. Well speaking of cocks. That doesn't fit here. Do we want to talk about a?
Speaker 2:page. That's all about meat.
Speaker 1:You want to talk about some other meat. You want to talk?
Speaker 2:about some other meat, Because I have a whole website full of other meat. Real quick, before we do that. Oh yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 3:How would?
Speaker 1:you rate your website Zero out of.
Speaker 3:It is just a personal website from the 90s, but as far as personal websites from the 90s go, I would say that this is a fairly solid one. I'd give it like a 7, probably a 7.
Speaker 1:Wow, 7.5 out of 10, not bad, Even with all the racist stuff. Wow, very cool of you.
Speaker 3:Well, that I mean Very cool of Matt you heard it here first everybody.
Speaker 1:Honestly, it wasn't even like.
Speaker 3:I mean that adds to it. It's the fact that that is posted next to this man's resume. That really brings up the oh yeah.
Speaker 1:I agree it brings it all together. It really shows that people I feel didn't really understand the internet too much back in the 90s and they were just like.
Speaker 3:I don't think it was appreciated like, well, I don't think it was appreciated. Yeah, I don't think it was appreciated that there was gonna come a time when everybody was gonna be googling people. Yeah, I don't think this guy fact-checked everything.
Speaker 1:I don't think this guy thought this website would ever be found. And here we are fucking like 25 years or at least not by somebody whose opinion mattered.
Speaker 3:I guess, I do kind of wonder how it's been going for this guy that he's lived most of his adult life.
Speaker 2:I wonder if his friends know about this.
Speaker 3:With his face on a website out there next to his alt.
Speaker 1:Do you think he wakes up in a cold sweat every morning, like this is the one. This is where I get caught.
Speaker 3:Do you think he?
Speaker 1:enjoys that. Like he loves the fucking.
Speaker 2:The thrill.
Speaker 1:The thrill of maybe getting caught one day.
Speaker 2:Being a secret racist, secret smurf racist.
Speaker 3:I have to imagine, I have to imagine that anybody who knows this man very well is aware of this website.
Speaker 1:He's probably shown it to some people.
Speaker 2:Or they found it on their own.
Speaker 3:If you Google, ian Dark probably shown it to some people or they found it on their own if you, if you google ian dark, you get an english, an english football and boxing commentator, but I think oh, look porn yeah maybe not.
Speaker 3:Maybe this isn't as far up into the. Uh. No, it's all, it's still on the first page. If you put his name in los angeles, and it's like it's still on the first page. If you put his name in los angeles and it's, it's still on this site oh, gotcha, we got him, boys, we got him well, and his and and the link takes you to his about me, which has his picture, a picture of his face on it, about in the center or so he's.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so whatever. Thank you for this, ian. I hope we didn't ruin your life um all right. Yeah you, you said you have some other type of meat you want to talk about.
Speaker 2:I do okay, it's a. It's a pungent type of meat, it's. Uh, I I thought I knew what I was about to embark on never do what it's me I I'm learning that very clearly.
Speaker 2:Um, so you go to the site and you see that this is the stinky meat project home page, with a picture of a man with his head on a plate that says yes, it is I, Malin, and I'm not going to say the last name, even though it's there Scientist. Now you get a couple of different links and one of them says Stinky Meat Project 1, Stinky Meat Project 2, and what is Stinky Meat? What is Stinky Meat? It's probably a safe place to start right yeah, stinky meat.
Speaker 1:I think what is stinky meat's probably a safe place to start.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, I would say so it gives you a little overview of what's going on here. So this, I mean it catches you up to speed into, uh, about what you're about to look at, um, the story you're about to hear, I guess, if you want to treat it that way, uh, so the stinky meat project. This is what happened in the summer of 2000 when I took three kinds of meat, 19 days and 1 million maggots and stuck them in the yard of my unwitting neighbor. Of course, the neighbor eventually found the meat in his yard. Fortunately I wasn't arrested so I was free to do it all over again the following summer. That, yeah Like.
Speaker 2:The site answers burning scientific questions such as where do maggots come from? What's that smell? How long can a plate of rotting meat sit in a neighbor's yard without him noticing and calling the police? I know I have too much time on my hands. I always complain about not having enough time. Can I continue to do this dumb crap like this? Go figure. And then it gives a bunch of stuff. There's some poetry you can read that has nothing to do with any of this. You can send this person mail. Beautiful poetry, it is beautiful. You can send this person mail directly. You can hear what people have to say about this project through the testimonials, and then there's a link that says cover yourself in meat and it's for the stinky meat shirt.
Speaker 3:I'm kind of already covered in meat Same, aren't we all?
Speaker 2:just you want to be covered in more Just a meat puppet.
Speaker 3:It really depends on how you define me.
Speaker 1:Am I the body?
Speaker 2:Is my brain stem and nervous system attached to a meat mech.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:I am a meat Gundam for my meat pilot.
Speaker 2:A meat.
Speaker 1:Gundam For my meat brain pilot. Meat suit gundam. Meat suit gundam.
Speaker 2:Blood orphan. I don't know what that is. So okay, let's go over the first project, shall we Kind of get an insight into what it is? And so this is a. When you click on the first project, you get a collection of days and it goes through day by day, every single day of this project, and he's not wrong, it's 19 days, which means 19 pages of details about this whole mission of leaving random meat on a plate in his neighbor's yard to see how rancid he could possibly make it. So the first one is obviously his venture to the store to buy different types of meats, and he has a total cost analysis with the whole thing. So he gets three different types. He gets some ground beef that's apparently expected to disintegrate within three to four days, spent $2.57 on it. He bought some hot dogs for $0.99, making it $3.56. And eventually he says you know what? I want a middle ground as well, so I'm gonna get a nice steak, and so far he's spent $7.31.
Speaker 1:Now I want to know you can tell this was before the before times, because that'd be like $25 worth of meat.
Speaker 2:I was gonna say $3.75 for a fucking steak. Are you shitting me right now? Either way, $7.31 is the total sunk cost into this project. Tomorrow I go next door and plant it all in my neighbor's lawn and he's not lying. You get a high-res picture for whatever time this was I think 2000. He said, um, you see the meat, it's a little frozen. And he says like, yeah, some guy saw me do it. He gave me a weird look, but we put the meat there. We go through day two, day three. It's just more updates. I mean, it's exactly what you might think, and you get a picture every day. You can see the decomposition of meat. Now, a lot of you are probably losing me at this, or I'm probably losing a lot of you at this point.
Speaker 2:Okay, I don't understand why this person is doing this, but these first four days are the least detailed about anything that he talks about. He ends up making friends with maggots that grow in some of the ground beef. He catches a paranormal encounter in the meat, apparently.
Speaker 3:Does the decomposition release some sort of toxin? He's got Daisy Rots his brain. Does the decomposition like release?
Speaker 1:some sort of toxin. He's going.
Speaker 2:This is daisy that rots his brain that it can't be helping, that's for sure. I don't like that. The meat looks like it's cooked too, so that's.
Speaker 2:He comments on that after day three. Uh, the meat starts to look like it's cooked. Um, he gives updates. It is titled hot, hot meat. Um, comments on the hot dog, saying, like you know the answer they're there, they're doing some work on it. They're not really doing much. Um, you keep going day by day and eventually you get to a point where he, like he says the hot dogs look really appetizing. But he also then goes on to describe like the soup that has become of the rest of the meat. He logs the difference, like when the stench hits and when he can smell it from across the road. While he's approaching, he gets a lot of information from people saying like, by the way, those aren't maggots, those are the in-between pupa stages between a maggot and a fly. I learned a lot about decomposition through this whole journey.
Speaker 1:I enjoy his quote there. The ants couldn't penetrate the hot dog defenses. Yesterday.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's really, really, really into this Meeting. Crickets come into play at some point. I didn't know that existed, yeah.
Speaker 1:Do crickets eat meat? No, they don't know. Just introduce a species. I think he just made a new species, like has to be um.
Speaker 2:So he keeps going through and, like the, the pictures just get horrendously worse. So I'm currently I'm at day 11 and it's titled Liquidized Finds more maggots. Apparently, the steak has turned into jerky and, like he pops the ground beef, which is a thing that I never thought I'd never wait. I know I never want to describe meat like that. A bunch of people like give them, they tell me money if you eat some of the meat. And this goes on for fucking 19 days. 19 days of this shit maggot zoo he calls it.
Speaker 2:Yes, this neighbor didn't realize this was sitting outside their house for 19 days.
Speaker 3:I really hate the way the hot dogs look on day they look cooked they've got like these white spots on them.
Speaker 2:Well, eventually something takes all the hot dogs away like and just it's the meat eating crickets, I'm sure.
Speaker 1:But yeah, keep going, keep going. Matt is not having a fun time with this?
Speaker 3:I didn't have a fun time with this. I really hate this sort of stuff.
Speaker 1:I'm not a fan of it too, but I found it and I'm like I want Jason to cover, to cover stinky meat. To cover stinky meat.
Speaker 3:This makes me want to try being a vegetarian.
Speaker 2:Yeah, my stomach is hurtling. You did it before. I've tried before. I didn't last very long. I will like the input that he's getting from his. I will say fans. I guess there are people clearly following the story and writing to him, but carl writes where to go from here. The ground meat has doubled in size. Is this a new breakthrough wall fillings warfare like how can we use this, how can we use this? It's and eventually, like they wander, they find the meat plate is gone. It's turned into some white puffy substance that does called mold and a lot of mold, a lot of well actually.
Speaker 2:No, I've learned that that right there, what you're looking at, the whiteness on there, is actually maggot excrement, and that's what most of this is turned into is just a pot.
Speaker 3:That's really isn't it great.
Speaker 2:It's just fucking fantastic.
Speaker 3:I'm so so happy it's the same meat. It's just gone through. Yeah, exactly, it's been processed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Um, yeah. This is day 17 is where he learns it.
Speaker 3:There are people leaving the discipline. I'm sure I'm sure they're like I can't fucking do this anymore.
Speaker 2:At one point, he starts stirring the meat, which is something I didn't want to ever have to try and realize. Um, which is something I didn't want to ever have to try and realize, but again day 19. Oh, through this whole thing, he's got this person Brandon, I think, who he's referring to as the stinky mate.
Speaker 1:And he's like helping him yeah.
Speaker 2:He does a bunch of scientific tests on it, which is just poking it vigorously with sticks. But yeah, after the 19, the meat goes bye bye, there's no trace of it anymore. So obviously he's pissed that his fucking almost month-long experiment at this point has just disappeared. So he repeats it, once in a shopping mall and once in a playground with a chicken.
Speaker 1:He does it three times he does it three separate times.
Speaker 2:He gets caught in the shopping mall. He gets a talking to um.
Speaker 3:You can't put a way, he leaves it in a like, in a weird place in the shopping mall and the security guard yeah, I see it's like under yeah, the security guard catches him how long did he think that was gonna last before somebody it didn't last long, because the security guard caught him taking a picture of it and apparently it was just gone the next day.
Speaker 2:So instead he threw a whole chicken in like a park and like was trying to cover it with other meats, but the other meats kept getting stolen, so he just focused on the chicken, put a cage over it and then just we watch its degradation into hell. And for whatever reason this person has taken up to placing perfectly good meat Like there's this whole story about. He goes into a deli and he orders a bunch of salmon and he's like oh, it's real. The guy's like you want this, I can cut it this way, it's better for eating. You want to de-skin it. And they literally go no, thank you, this salmon is not for eating. And the guy just stared at them for a couple of seconds.
Speaker 1:He's like here you go.
Speaker 2:Okay, and then gave them the meat, which apparently was just to throw on top of the chicken.
Speaker 1:No, no, this salmon is not for eating. No one's eating this. This is my sex salmon.
Speaker 2:This is my sex salmon and this is just three separate experiments. I don't know if I can say they've gone right. I can't say they've gone wrong. They smell experiments. I don't know if I can say they've gone right. I can't say if they've gone wrong. I they smell wrong, I'm sure, but it's oh my god.
Speaker 2:At one point he goes to like he felt so bad about the neighbor having to clean up the first plate of meat that for the chicken. He's like you know what? I have to do this, so I'm gonna take the care of this now. And he gets, uh, um, he gets gloves, he gets a heavy-duty air filter for his face. He goes to pick it up and he's like okay, this is fine, this is fine, until what he describes as the warm chicken air permeates the mask and now it's all I can smell. So he goes. You know what? I need oxygen, so I'm going to have to breathe.
Speaker 2:He goes, apparently, he, he goes. You know what? Breathing was not actually worth it and I should just start putting the chicken in the bag. While he's doing so, he gets covered in chicken slime, which is a bunch of words I didn't want to say out loud, but here we are um, there's a lot more to the story, but I don't really feel like going over it, because you kind of get the gist. This is a man who is putting meat in inconvenient locations and documenting it. Now, I did say that he broke.
Speaker 3:He admitted to a felony. The last entry says I also wonder what the garbage man will think when he sees a biohazard bag in a playground.
Speaker 2:Right, yes, that's right. The park it was a playground, like there were kids that would come and frequent this area. At one point he does stick a bunch of meat in somebody's mailbox to like ferment and fester in there and admits to the whole thing and I don't know. It's probably not a good idea to admit to federal felony on the internet.
Speaker 1:I also feel like that wouldn't. That's not an experiment, because people check their mail daily.
Speaker 2:Well, this is an experiment to see if they check their mail daily. I guess.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's not picking, he's not being very wise about this?
Speaker 2:No, he's not. I mean, he is learning as he goes on, but but yeah, I don't really know what else to say about stinkymeatnet. You can buy a shirt if you want. You can really know what else to say about stinky meatnet you can buy a shirt if you want. Um, you can email him directly, can you still no? The? Uh, the. The printer that they used is no longer full of meat. They filled it with meat all they've said is like if you bought a shirt, congratulations, it's collector's item oh boy, I bet that's right I wonder if anybody makes replicas.
Speaker 2:But yeah, it took me a solid, I'd say, hour to go through everything on this site and kind of understand it. I will never get that hour back and I don't know who to talk to about that.
Speaker 1:You're welcome, Jason. There's a testimonial.
Speaker 3:There is.
Speaker 2:There's testimonials.
Speaker 1:hype up stinky, the stinky meat project stinky meat man, yeah, so jason what would you rate this bad boy, uh, one out of ten, like out of interesting. Zero out of ten. How interesting was this and how would you recommend people go look at stinky meat on it?
Speaker 2:interesting. Weirdly like a 6 to 7 out of 10 for me. Do I feel fulfilled afterwards? No, not even a little bit.
Speaker 3:You know, I can't say that this testimonial says that suppression of gag reflex thing can make you some big dollars in certain communities. We should connect this guy with the last guy. What?
Speaker 2:Wait, last guy. Okay, I thought you were saying that was in the comment.
Speaker 1:Maybe they're the same person.
Speaker 3:The last guy, the last guy who tried the stinky meat challenge.
Speaker 2:I was like hold on. There's a whole other story here, we all know how it ended for him. But yeah, that's all I got in stinky meat. That's all I can really stomach to talk about.
Speaker 1:That was really good, jason, thank you for talking about stinky meatnet for me no one is thankful I'm gonna end this, I'm gonna wrap this up on a pleasant note for you all. Um. So I stumbled across the afghan one, which I did put in the uh, the discord, if any of you want to look at the afghan one I'm still reading the testimonials. I wish they had scratch and sniff I have another one that's a little bit more wholesome um mine. I'll put it in the discord. Badabouski is watchinggrassgrowcom, so this is another one where it's pretty old.
Speaker 2:There's 16 people watching right now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, 16 people currently watching thegrassgrowcom. There have been over 32,000 comments made on the grass blog, which you can go on the grass blog.
Speaker 2:Oh look, your cursor is a little longer. Yeah, it's a little longer.
Speaker 1:This picture updates once an hour. It gives you the weather that's going on outside um.
Speaker 2:You can add comments are you saying it's going to update in two minutes? Yeah yeah, I guess. So well, we gotta stay for that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, um, oh, sorry, it updates every second, my bad, not every hour, yeah, every second. Um, but it has music on here as well which I'm not going to play because it is copyrighted music. Click here for supersize. No, it's this big picture. Look, a cop just came by. Oh, it's not a cop, it's a car. But he, it's been going since 2006. And it's just a webcam of his lawn. It's a webcam of his lawn, have it grown. He'll even upload and you can go to his YouTube channel if you want to his YouTube channel. If you want to, he'll upload videos of him mowing the lawn. Yeah, and he'll wave to the camera. He makes a big thing of it. There's a video of him and his kids. There's a whole thing. It's just a dude, he's just having a good time.
Speaker 2:Twelve years of watching grass grow in two and a half months there have been millions of watchers.
Speaker 3:The music is so loud.
Speaker 1:There have been millions of watchers on this fucking site, uh, and this will show you how there's a slow-mo version. This will show you how dated the site is. A little bit too. Um more about uh, you know, watching grass grow an eco-friendly green html code to add to your website.
Speaker 2:Remember when eco-friendly I remember when people.
Speaker 1:I remember people go to blackwellcom because it's saved on the fucking electricity bill yeah, yeah, the the blockchain bros really fucked that up just a bit um, but yeah, they call this, so this is a live feed.
Speaker 3:Where the fuck does this guy live?
Speaker 2:there's uh, I don't know um, oh, we could play a geoguessr yeah right, oh my god, let's do this that guy on tiktok yeah, but is this a wholesome ass dude?
Speaker 1:yeah, he's mr grass on on twitter, uh, and on youtube he oh my god, it's.
Speaker 2:You can tell it's updated because it says x slash twitter. Yeah, he updates, he updates it yeah, this is this.
Speaker 1:Is he updates this like because he updates his videos and everything it's even to the point, this guy's relatively smart when it comes to stuff too, because he even puts on here he says uh. Since 2005, millions of web surfers have watched the grass grow, plus an occasional uh car drive by and other exciting things on this live webcam. For the techies out there, the video feed is rebroadcast via gigabit web server rather than the direct connection to my house, so it can support lots of viewers. And, yes, the html and css on this retro web page actually does validate, so he even kind of knows what he's talking about a little bit in the uh, the website field. Um, I just love that. It's this slice of old internet that's like the g song guy yeah, it's still active.
Speaker 2:I love the lawnmower cursor yeah, I can't stop watching that this just the lawn. I keep running the lawnmower cursor I know it's fucking cathartic, it's just very wholesome.
Speaker 1:It's just a guy that's like I'm just gonna film my lawn and obviously, like he's, his kids are in on it too. A little bit.
Speaker 2:He just seems like an all-around just he's this is so wholesome just a wholesome compared to the last couple that we just talked about this is like a, this is like eye bleach for all of that.
Speaker 1:Oh, he's in colorado, by the way. Oh, okay, that explains the snow. Here's a little bit of the the history. Watching grass grow really started in the summer 2002, when colorado had a fairly serious drought, uh, which led to water rationing. This, of course, had rather dire consequences for us, those of you who live, those of us who live in suburbia, as, instead of being able to watch our grass grow, our normal green lush lawns turn brown and there are even a lot of bare spots. Fortunately, 2003 was a bit wetter. If you add enough water to grass, it'll grow back, as can be seen in these pictures from my front lawn. And yeah, you see 2003,. You see it just getting better and better as time goes on.
Speaker 2:What have we become I?
Speaker 1:don't know, and it's just, I just love it.
Speaker 2:What are we doing there's?
Speaker 1:just images of like his car and like he's got something called the hulk mobile and I just it's just such a nice wholesome like thing. He really loves the incredible hulk. He really yeah, um, he like he does like, really like halloween, yeah shit and like christmas stuff on the lawn and it's just a all-around just fun time. Like I genuinely believe this man is living his best life and he's just just recording his lawn and he's got all these images up until like now yeah, b b just found a section on the website.
Speaker 3:I assume that says what if? What if, instead of watching grass grow, it was called watching grass freak, and instead of watching grass grow, we watched the grass beef Valid. These are very good questions. Oh, it is at the top. Wow, yep, what the fuck. Like the first fucking thing.
Speaker 1:I just love this man so much, like like life is just so this is this.
Speaker 2:Is you starting tomorrow?
Speaker 1:god, I wish, dude, I fucking wish. And right here I like how it says the most boring website in the world, but then it changes to the most exciting website, oh, oh, and there it is html code holy crap, copy paste this onto your website to watch the grass grow. You can just add this so to your site. So we can add that I'm going to add this to every car dealership website at work tomorrow.
Speaker 2:Please do, please do, oh, my God.
Speaker 1:I have the power.
Speaker 3:Watch you like accidentally DDoS this guy's leg.
Speaker 2:I fucking hate you, Mike.
Speaker 1:I'm going to give this guy a 10 out of 10, because it's just a dude that is loving his lawn. He's doing the internet correctly. He's doing the internet correctly, just having a good-ass time with it. So I'm going to give him a 10 out of 10. This is the best website I've been on in a long long time.
Speaker 2:And it's wholesome.
Speaker 1:There's no weird shit like that Afghan hound one where it turns out it's not as wholesome as it once was, not wholesome at all. So I, I'm here for this fucking guy, I'm here for him all day, every day. Um, wow, what a journey we went on, boys, from weird right wing afghan hound website to, uh, a guy's personal blog and to this one kind of reminds me of fish doorbell, which is something that Amanda showed me. Fish Doorbell. I've never heard of that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the actual website is Visterbell, but it's Dutch for Fish Doorbell.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, I have heard of it, I think yeah.
Speaker 3:It's a website where you can watch a live camera of a dam where they put a door in the dam to let fish through, but they were having issues with, I guess, predators eating the fish, and so now you can go there and, just like, press the doorbell if there's a fish on the camera and it'll let yeah, there was also, I think, I think another issue was um I think another big issue was they had to put the door there, I think, because in the dam was like a propeller system that was chopping up the fish.
Speaker 1:So they put the door there. Whenever you hit the button, the propeller stops and lets the fish through, or something like that too. I have heard of that site. I love it.
Speaker 2:I still miss the fish cannon videos.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, just put it through the tube.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like the salmon migration tube. They made. Which launches.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you just like the, the salmon, like migration tube, yeah, they've made which launches them. All in all, it's kind of what it's like those uh, grass bridges, yeah, yeah, over highways too, to let wildlife walk over the highway, so they're not just like wandering.
Speaker 1:All in all, I think we found some wonderful websites and I'm happy that I made you people watch and listen Earlier today.
Speaker 2:like I started looking through this last night and I clicked on it and it was like 11 pm or some shit and I click it and I look at the guy laying on the plate and I'm like I don't know, this can only go good. I don't know if I have time for this. That just looks like an older, fatter version of me. This is you in 12, 12 years. This is not good for my mental health right now well, here you are.
Speaker 1:This is gonna be you, laying out plates of meat and fucking at your new house hell yeah I got a meat market there, you go.
Speaker 1:Um, that's all I got. Uh, I guess I will end cap this book. End it by saying go to our website, please, deludycom. Uh, look, check out our linktreecom slash deludy pod. Just check out our links. We're everywhere. Just google us. Just any social media platform or anything that you're on. Just look up. Either don't look on the internet or deludy, and you'll find us on those set of things. Um, if you go to our website, deludycom, you become a member and you get bonus things. You can also get bonus things. If you go to our website, dilitycom, you can become a member and you get bonus things. You can also get bonus things if you go to Patreoncom slash DilityPod. We haven't had new members in a while. So get your asses over there, or else Papa gonna be upset and I'm going to leave it on this note. I'm going to say you know, if you find some stinky meat, maybe avoid it and instead go look at a man growing his lawn, because that'll make you feel much better. I'm not lying.
Speaker 2:Going on that website genuinely like oh he looked at peace while looking at the website.
Speaker 1:He's not lying relaxed it takes you back. It really does like it really relaxed me, like with everything going on in the world, all the the shitty shit that's going on currently. Just looking at watchgrassgrowcom you just gotta do like republicans it's just nice to to take a take a seat and just rest and just watch what life used to be back in the year oh yeah, thousand, and it doesn't matter exactly. That's how it should be. So go do that. Jason, what do you have for people?
Speaker 2:Please stay fucking paranoid. And if you've been smelling something a little off the last couple of weeks and it just keeps growing and getting worse, somebody may have laid out a bunch of meat on a plate just to see what happens in your yard. So go check that out and if they do, do poke it at least once, at least once, and then call the police. That's all. You get some more what do you got?
Speaker 3:spoke the police, spoke the police uh, if you have disturbing fan fiction about smirks. No, uh, derogatory opinions about women and um musings about racial subscribe that may seriously offend people.
Speaker 2:I just upload this to the internet next to your resume and maybe you'll get a sweet job in the porn industry.
Speaker 1:This just goes to show. Porn will hire anybody, they don't care as long as you can turn their website on and off if you have those things, your options are either porn industry or newsmax united states federal government or porn. You either go into porn or presidency, you really only got two options here. Um, choose wisely. Yeah, yeah, go porn. All right, everyone. I love you, bye, bye.
