Don't Look Under the Internet
Don't Look Under the Internet
DLUTI 173 - Unraveling Military Mysteries and Paranormal Giants: A Journey into the Unseen Internet
The guys sit down and talk about the weirdest classified documents available on the internet, sit back, and enjoy a scary look into the people who control your everyday life!
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Speaker 3:Alright, we're all recording now, so that's cool, speaking of go go, go power rangers? I think they're making a new side scroller. Beat em up game and.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty excited about that, like the old, super nice one teen titans go.
Speaker 2:Teen titan go is funny. I know people don't like it, I just think that shit's funny and I'm pretty excited about that, like the old Super Ness one Teen.
Speaker 3:Titans Go. Teen Titans Go is funny. I know people don't like it, I just think that shit's funny.
Speaker 2:I have only watched like maybe five minutes of an episode once.
Speaker 3:It's pretty good.
Speaker 2:Really good show. This isn't my Teen Titans, not my.
Speaker 1:Teen Titans, not my teens.
Speaker 2:No way. The FBI wants to know your location A lot. It's like King in the Discord earlier told me to find an autistic 17-year-old.
Speaker 3:I don't know what that guy's up to. We don't want to know what he's a teacher, it's okay. He works for a high school. Let him figure out his problems. Hello everyone, we're going to do that right there. Welcome to Don't Look Under the Internet. Exactly. Welcome to Don't Look Under the Internet, a show where we do some stuff. He wrote notes down Do some stuff, oh, that's good, Thank you. My name is Mike and I like to party. That's Doug. Oh good, we're starting off with that.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, you're going to get a lot of that from me, and that's Matt.
Speaker 2:Hi, I'm Matt and I have an IQ of 47.
Speaker 3:You know, at least you're confident in yourself. Well, welcome to Don't Look Under the Internet. The Internet.
Speaker 2:Comedy.
Speaker 3:Podcast. We're great, progressively getting started.
Speaker 1:New year, new me, New year new me.
Speaker 3:This is, yeah, new Matt. We're going to do a little bit of housekeeping to start things off. A little diluty Housekeeping there we go. We're going to do a little bit of housekeeping to start things off A little diluty Housekeeping there we go. Boys, you're a bit more better talky than I am. So, I'm going to kind of let you guys explain the housekeeping today.
Speaker 2:New year, new diluty.
Speaker 3:New diluty.
Speaker 2:New diluty Diluty 5.7.
Speaker 1:5.00? Definitely don't. Don't know the number, but yeah, new new year new diluty.
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, so I guess we're changing shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're, uh, we've come to the agreement amongst amongst ourselves. Uh, that, uh, we are kind of stuck in a rut, or whatever you want to call it. We're, we're burnout. It's too repetitive for us, uh yeah, it's not fulfilling where we want to be at right now and now everybody's like, oh no, they're quitting the show.
Speaker 2:That's not what we're.
Speaker 1:What's happening nope, we're not actually we thought about it not what we're what's happening?
Speaker 3:nope, we're not. Actually, we thought about it, but we decided to do this instead. Um, we were gonna liquidate everything we were already. We already did that with jason. Noticed why he's not here gone, gone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I said, we laid him off. It's uh.
Speaker 2:He's not even collecting benefits anymore we were stuck in a rut and it was named jason yeah, he ruined us.
Speaker 1:Jason, we'll be back. We're going to rebrand.
Speaker 2:Well, that's wrong. We're going to Look under the internet.
Speaker 1:All the time Cue really tall podcast music. Really tall podcast. No, I guess there's no easy way to say this. We're going to be changing up how everything is working. We're going to be changing up how everything is working. We're gonna be changing up the patreon. We're gonna be changing up the fourth wall. They're the same shit. It doesn't matter, I get it. We're gonna be changing up how we record. We're gonna be changing up how often we record. We're gonna be changing the type of episodes that you get yeah, you're gonna be getting a.
Speaker 1:You're gonna be getting new new areas of content that we haven't really done before. We're gonna be adding. We're gonna be getting new areas of content that we haven't really done before. We're gonna be adding. We're gonna be doing the same stuff, but we're gonna be doing new stuff. We're gonna broaden our horizons.
Speaker 2:The internet's a very large, vast chasm of my favorite thing is we're gonna be doing less analog. I was just about to say there's more to the internet than shitty analog horror.
Speaker 3:And boy, howdy did we just circle around that forever?
Speaker 2:yeah, uh yeah, that doesn't mean we're never doing analog horror again, but I think that's kind of really. The bottom line here is I think we're all tired of watching bad analog horrors and just reciting them for two hours straight yeah and we're gonna do something different yeah so essentially we like being ground zero for new stuff that comes out.
Speaker 1:We also really want to talk about a lot of other things that interest us. Um, there's only, as matt said, uh, pretty well, uh, yeah, no more, no more analog horror every day yeah, there's, and so how we're going to be doing things?
Speaker 3:um, first and foremost, there's still going to be four episodes a month. Uh, that's not going anywhere.
Speaker 2:But and they will still be mostly about things on the internet.
Speaker 3:Yes, we've decided that we really enjoy what we've been doing recently, where we just don't talk about like analog horror or something like that, but instead we come to the table with little weird things that we found on the internet, or like what today's topic is going to be like we'll get there soon enough, um, but we kind of like how this feels, where it's just I'm coming to the table something that you guys may not have seen or heard of.
Speaker 3:It's not mind-blowing, but it's a fun little thing that you can go on the internet right now and check out. Cool, we like these kind of episodes. So, from what we've gathered, what we're going to do is we're going to cut the recording down to instead of four recordings each week, every Tuesday we record. Instead of four recordings each week, every Tuesday we record going to condense it down to two recordings a month and in those two recordings we're going to do two episodes each. So again, still we're going to do three in one and one in the other. Oh, yes, thank you. Sorry, three in one and one in the other, so you're still getting your four episodes. We're just recording multiple episodes in one day, giving us a little bit more freedom to do other things with the rest of the month.
Speaker 2:Um, yeah, and if you don't watch our live recordings, this probably just doesn't really matter to you, but for people who do watch our live recordings, basically what it means is there's gonna be two recordings a month and they're gonna be way longer.
Speaker 1:Yes, they're gonna be way longer, but they're, they're. They're still kind of technically going to be on Discord, but I think the biggest change and this is either going to make a lot of people happy or maybe piss a lot of people- off.
Speaker 2:It's going to make five people really angry.
Speaker 1:We're going to A big plus to being a Patreon or a 4th Wall member at least we figured was that you'd get a live recording in Discord. You're still going gonna get that um, but I think what's gonna end up happening and we can edit this out, because I just this just came to me while we're talking um is that we're now gonna be doing it on twitch, so we're gonna move our platform over to twitch. We're still gonna be in discord, so those of you who normally come here and watch us can still do that, but it's not going to be a paid thing anymore, I guess technically, because we'll be on Twitch.
Speaker 2:The thing is, though, we read the chat in Discord whenever we're recording, so we're still going to do that, but I don't think we're going to be really reading or interacting with the Twitch chat as much.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're basically opening up the live episodes to be public to everybody, not just behind the $10 patron wall. But you patrons that pay the money are still going to send us comments and shit and we'll be more active with reading those out on the stream. Reading those out on the stream we're also because we thought about, we thought long and hard on this, because obviously that's taking something away from the people giving us the most money and you guys that have been very loyal to us. We wanted to make sure we're not just taking something away and devaluing what you give us every month. That's not what we want. So, to make up for the fact that the live episode watching is going to be open to the public and not just to you guys, we're going to give ten dollar patrons a new bonus, an extra bonus episode every month there might be more than that.
Speaker 1:We're still kind of workshopping things. I just want the recordings for the bonus episodes will still only be on Discord.
Speaker 2:We're not going to broadcast the bonus recordings to Twitch.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yes, twitch, we will not. Yeah, that's a good point to make.
Speaker 3:Yeah, twitch is literally just the live episodes of the regular four episode a month free content. That is all it is for. But you those of you that are giving us the $10, you are now going to be getting a? Um, we're bringing cryptic corner back and you guys are going to get cryptic corner dedicated to you guys and you guys only the ten dollar patrons.
Speaker 2:Um yeah, ten dollar patrons are all that exist anymore, really yeah, well, that's not true.
Speaker 1:But to be fair, uh, ten dollarreons, we're going to try and give you a bit more oomph when it comes to the like what you, since, since we're kind of taking away the big draw to that tier, we're going to try and make it a bit better for you guys. Um, so I wouldn't be surprised if you see maybe an SCP come through, um, here and there. Um, I wouldn't be just be on the lookout. We, we have crazy lives and things have gotten kind of all over for us. Uh, we want to give you guys quality content as opposed to, uh, like a mass amount of content.
Speaker 3:So, um, there was a good moment there where we were literally coming up with the topic the day before, and we are tired of that happening.
Speaker 2:Yeah, basically, all of these changes are to just try to make things more manageable and more consistent in what we put out.
Speaker 3:Yeah, again, you're all going to be getting the same amount of content, same value for what you're giving us. We're just switching up a couple things, and where we're making switches, we're making additions if we feel you were losing something. Um, all in all, this shouldn't affect anybody in any way, other than you're not going to be tuning in four times a week. You're gonna be tuning in twice a week, but again, those episodes are gonna be longer, so you're getting the same amount of time out of it too, you mean?
Speaker 3:a month, but yeah, sorry, this, this has gone on way too long.
Speaker 2:Yeah, uh, we're eating way too much, that's true, but I yeah, I think the bottom line really is for most of the people who are listening to this um, all that's really changing is just that we're going to be doing, for sure, three episodes a month that are more like broader content and smaller like topics like the ones that we've been doing lately and then like one shit we found on reddit or whatever.
Speaker 2:And then, yeah, that one episode a month is going to be a big topic and it may be an arg, it may be an analog or whatever but that's the other thing is that, with trying to not really knowing exactly what we're recording when we're not, we don't feel like we're adequately preparing for those larger topic episodes and we would actually like to dedicate time to doing better research and stuff like that, and this, I think, is going to help us do that yes, so that we can do those topics better justice yeah, for those of you listening um on spotify, thank you, um, and you know you might not get as much benefit out of this, but it will draw.
Speaker 1:If you listen. On youtube, uh, you're gonna get a lot more visual aids to some of the things we talk about. It's one of the things that we've talked about that we really want to do for everyone is we want to put more um, like, we want to be able to show what we're talking about. We want to be able to maybe throw up a video, a picture, something, um, that gives you guys an idea of the things we're talking about, because we've done this very heavy video medium over an audio medium for such a long time that I think it's time that we try and maybe up the quality of what we're talking about for you guys. So YouTube will definitely go up as far as the quality of the videos, because we got a lot of complaints about you know just talking on YouTube.
Speaker 1:So, with that being said, should we?
Speaker 2:just so. Anyway, go subscribe to us on Twitch Deludipod. Twitchtv slash Deludipod.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we have a Twitch Yep. And the last thing I want to mention about all this and then we're going to get into the topic here is, with all these changes going on, um, we are going to be going on a slight hiatus so we can get everything prepared, we can get everything finally tuned so we have everything ready to go for you. Uh, when, when we are ready, uh, we're still gonna be putting out some episodes. Um, we're gonna be putting out I don't know what episodes exactly we'll be putting out. Uh, more than likely a couple bonuses here and there to fill in gaps if need be, or shit.
Speaker 3:Um, I know some people liked the little, like uh, book club thing that I did with my wife a while back ago a couple times there. People enjoyed those. Me and my wife might sit down and do something like that. So, this next, these next couple here, unfortunately don't expect a whole, whole heck of a lot episode wise from us, um, but we are still going to be putting out content, uh, while we're getting everything prepared and ready to go. Uh, that way, when we're when we're hitting it you're hitting it good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, You'll probably see us recording for the first time time, I want to say the second week of January. That's our goal at least. Things will change. We'll have posts go out. We'll have notifications go out. You will be fully informed when and where we record next and when.
Speaker 3:Keep up to date on our social medias, because all the new information is going to be on there. We are going to be very detail oriented on our socials. No matter what social you follow us on, just keep your eyes on there. It'll let you know all the updates when we got them out for you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, definitely, okay, sorry for taking up so much time at the beginning of this episode. That concludes housekeeping.
Speaker 3:We didn't even have any new patrons or anything anyway, so fuck all y'all.
Speaker 2:Don't gotta shout anybody out. Anyway, this one's really fucking with our average. I said that seven minute average like a few episodes ago.
Speaker 3:This has ruined yep, that's, that was my plan. That was my plan. All right back to the episode, though. All right, soldiers, my deludy army. Uh, we are talking something that I am very interested in, and I love the type of movies that come out of this kind of shit, and I love the type of stories that come out of this shit too. So, speaking of the deluty army, I got my privates here, my two boys, we are going to be talking.
Speaker 2:I got my privates too.
Speaker 3:You're so fucking funny man. We're going to be talking my privates too. God damn, you're so fucking funny man. Um, we're gonna be talking about. Uh, we're gonna be talking about what are we talking?
Speaker 2:I stroked out there for a second. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3:We're gonna be talking about military we're gonna be talking about military cover-ups or and also some paranormal military stories and we're covering up our privates um, I love everything about, like, if you mix, like, the paranormal with military, I fucking love that shit, things like that.
Speaker 3:The movie like overlord or like dog soldiers um, I fucking love that shit. Watch that one, it's, it's pretty fun. Um, fucking love that shit. I need to watch that one, it's, it's pretty fun. Um, I love that shit so much. I love a good World War II themed war zone and then you throw in like a werewolf or something in the mix. It's so entertaining and I got. I got to thinking we should do some shit like that. I'm sure there's some weird wacky government coverups and like stories out there that a lot of people haven't heard of. That maybe we could shine a little bit of light on. So I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna need all of y'all to give me an attention and give me your attention. Thank you, doug, salute and to you, to you brave, brave, uh, uh people in the military listening, that's what was it?
Speaker 3:uh, and to everyone on both sides, yeah cheers to the troops, all the troops on both sides. There you go, yeah, there you go. All right, who wants to go first with their weird military propaganda stories?
Speaker 1:uh, I guess I can start us off on one that might pave the way, uh, for other stories. I have a few short stories. I don't have a whole long one, but I have a few short ones. Hell, yeah, I'm here for it. All right, what's that?
Speaker 2:feel like hey, more penis jokes.
Speaker 3:New year, new man, New year new me, Full of dick jokes. New year same penis size.
Speaker 1:New year, new penis, I wish All right. So the Pentagon Papers have you heard about this? Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?
Speaker 2:It sounds, the ones that caught on fire when a plane hit the Pentagon.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Allegedly.
Speaker 1:That's some 9-11 shit, that I didn't. Why didn't I do some 9-11 shit?
Speaker 2:Anyways, all right, so the pentagon papers we're starting out the new era deludio by getting absolutely shadow banned on youtube so hear me out, y'all.
Speaker 1:Um, so yeah, the pentagon papers. If you haven't heard them, uh, if you were to search the pentagon papers online, you can actually read this whole Big, long ass document. I did not no good, clearly, but I don't got time for that shit but you can find this whole document online. So, basically, this is a set of documents that got leaked by a guy named Daniel Ellsberg who was basically working with the government to uh write a bunch of like classified uh reports about the Vietnam war while it was going on. So he was writing this report for the government and working with the department of defense, and basically he was, like you know, kind of typing the shit up, reading this stuff, being told what to like, like put in these documents, and he was going what in the actual fuck right now? So I'm going to very TLDR this because if you were to look online about any of this information, you're either going to see a bunch of two to four-minute videos or a bunch of one to five-hour videos, minute videos or a bunch of one to five hour videos. So, depending on how much you want to go into this, uh, feel free to go look at all that other stuff. But, um, I'm going to tldr this one for everyone. So this guy, daniel, he's again, he's working with the government and he decides that he's going to leak a bunch of these papers to some higher up people in the Senate and like the government right, and he does this and he's like, oh well, hopefully someone's going to speak up and say something.
Speaker 1:Now the reason this is important is because they were basically papers detailing why we were in Vietnam, and a lot of it was just because our government wanted to bomb the crap out of Vietnam to essentially control the way that China was going to essentially react towards it. We had never any intention of winning the war and these papers outline all the reasons and pretty much everything we did that essentially, we didn't tell the public about. A lot of things that happened in vietnam were not discussed publicly, uh, to the us citizens and, uh, if you know anything about the vietnam war, it was fucking horrific. A lot of people have trauma from it. There's a lot of ptsd out there from it.
Speaker 3:It's just real terrible shit cue that one song every vietnam movie has in it oh yeah, the fucking it ain't me.
Speaker 1:It ain't me so long story short. He basically he had sent out these papers to senate, uh members, and nobody acted on it. So he's like, all right, well, I'm gonna send it to the fucking new york times, I'm gonna send it to a bunch of news outlets. So he sends these leaked documents out to these news outlets and they end up publishing them, they end up starting to write a bunch of articles about it. So, nixon, who?
Speaker 3:uh tricky dick.
Speaker 2:I knew he'd get involved somehow, so nixon like in every single thing that I read for this episode, nixon's name appears at least once.
Speaker 1:Oh, I mean he's a huge turd. He's a big turd. Everything about this is why Watergate was like he just got fucked. You know what I'm saying? So, like, basically, nixon finds out that this Daniel guy leaked these papers to to the press, to senate members and all this shit, and he freaks the fuck out and he's like doing pretty much everything in his power to stop these papers from like, being fully published. Uh, so eventually nixon takes daniel to court and uh, you know I'm sure nixon's thinking, oh well, I'm, you know, I'm the fucking man I'm the president.
Speaker 1:You can't take me to court but that's not what happens at all. The courts actually side with the press, because it was essentially the press versus nixon and uh. To be fair, it took a fucking long time for the uh that the this whole uh document to actually be released. It took a fucking long time for the whole document to actually be released. It didn't get released until 2011, which is, if you know, quite a long time from when the.
Speaker 1:Vietnam War happened so yeah, you can fully read it today if you can math, which I cannot, but if you can, you'll know that that's a long time. So, yeah, basically it was really kind of fucked up because, um, this, this whole situation, the pentagon papers and everything, um, you find out a lot of fucked up shit uh, about like the vietnam war again. I'm not gonna go into all that because I think we all know that the vietnam war was fucked, regardless of if it was classified or not.
Speaker 3:They put poop out of the spears okay, uh, but this specific thing uh I was thinking.
Speaker 2:I was thinking like asian orange and carpet bombing and shit, but mike's just like poop he's concerned about the shit spears you get the diseases from that man well gangrene
Speaker 1:dude, you don't fuck around with gangrene so the reason I thought this was a good one to start with is because this actually paved the way for how the public is now able to view classified info and how the government, um, I mean still probably covers up a lot of fucking shit, but, um, it gave the press and it gave the public a better idea of, like how, um, leaking classified information can actually benefit you, because the press, I guess, technically has a a duty to uh, report the truth right like they are the source of truth, not anymore.
Speaker 1:Um got them, yeah, I thought I thought that was kind of interesting. Uh, I watched a bunch of shit on this. Actually I went a lot deeper than I wanted to. I just didn't want to spend enough like fucking 20 minutes talking about this, but um, I thought it was pretty interesting. Doug's just in his room watching vietnam war documentaries and shit I got the fucking like the red strings going across the room and fucking shit. I.
Speaker 3:I'm just like All pointing to a picture of Nixon and Roger Stone.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, but no, that's really it. It's a pretty wild little story and that's the first one I found, but I'll save my other ones for after you. Guys, Dude, that rips brother.
Speaker 2:I'll talk about mine.
Speaker 3:Speaking of poop spears.
Speaker 2:As I was trying to find things For this episode. An insane amount of this shit that I was finding had something to do with public health and like the deeper and deeper I went down these holes. I was like I came out the other side at one point, almost like man. Maybe JFK Jr is on to something. And I was like this is not a good place for me to be Hold on.
Speaker 2:I need to grab back onto reality here for a second. But something that is actually a real thing, that I didn't know a whole lot about, that I kind of knew existed but didn't know some of the details on, was the US Biological Weapons Program. So from 1943 to 1975, the united states had a biological weapons program. So it started during world war ii, um, and it lasted until the 70s and they kind of stopped it because of the geneva, the geneva convention. But they did a bunch of testing and they also stockpiled a bunch of biological weapons that were essentially just weapons that they could use to spread disease and bacteria and viruses and shit super quickly. Like they had a gigantic arsenal of anthrax and botulism and shit.
Speaker 2:There's a whole lot of different things that you can go into that this weapons program did. There's a long and storied history here. But one thing that stood out to me as something that uh is particularly scary is something called. So there were several of these and I'll get into that here in a second, but the first one that I ended up on was something called operation sea spray, and so operation sea spray was uh something that the navy yeah, this goes forever and I it's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2:So this was an operation that the navy did in 1950 as part of the biological weapons program, where they literally took ships and then rocked up to the San Francisco Bay and they spread bacteria all over San Francisco intentionally, without telling anyone. They didn't tell the powers that be in San Francisco, they didn't tell healthcare workers in San Francisco, they didn't tell fucking anybody. And they didn't tell fucking anybody until 1977, but we'll get into that here in a second weren't they?
Speaker 3:what wasn't their excuse? They're like but it was harmless bacteria, yeah so that's that's exactly what that's exactly where I'm going oh gotcha.
Speaker 2:So so they spread two types of bacteria all over the population, uh, the first one was serratia, uh, marcescens, and this is a bacteria that's actually responsible for a ton of um like utis and infections that people get in the hospital from like um like surgeries and stuff like that, and they were like, oh well, this is pretty harmless. And so they spread it all over the fucking san francisco bay, and so 11 people turned up the week after they did this and they were like, and they had utis, and the military sort of attributed this to the fact that, like, all 11 of these people had surgeries recently, and so they're like, well, it was probably the surgeries and all these people got infected in the hospital, and it's just a coincidence. But there was also a large spike in pneumonia cases in San Francisco. Somebody actually sued the government over this, because they claimed that someone that they were related to actually died as a result of this.
Speaker 2:So in 1981, uh, they sued the government saying that edward j nevin was actually killed by this bacteria, because he died, like in a matter of weeks after this test took place and the cause for his death was a strain of this bacteria, and the courts dismissed it and they were like, well, there's actually no proof that the bacteria that came off of these ships is the bacteria that killed this guy. Um, but there are some damning quotes in here that, even if the bacteria wasn't responsible for killing this guy, don't put you at ease at all, because one of the doctors that they quote in the defense is dr john j farmer, who was a researcher from the centers of disease control, um, and he testified for the government and told the court that there was less than one in 100 chance that the bacteria from the ship was the bacteria that killed this guy. If you're spreading bacteria over a population of hundreds of thousands to millions of people 1 in 100 chance.
Speaker 2:Not that bad? Yeah, not that bad. Pretty good odds that doesn't sound good at all. In the 80s, that sounded good, that's like. I don't think so. I think they knew how to do probability in the 80s. That's, that's like, I don't think so. I think they knew how to do probability in the 80s and I can't believe that.
Speaker 3:That this was the testimony that the defense had, and they were like oh yeah, you're probably right this reminds me I don't know if you're going to go under this as well but the chicago incidents as well. Do you bring those up at all?
Speaker 2:um, maybe. Okay, it depends on if that falls under one of the things I'm also about to go into. So, um, they're basically the uh. Their determination here was that the government maintained that it believed at the time that the bacteria was harmless. Um, but it has since been established that the bacteria can be harmful to a small group of people whose natural immunities are compromised by sickness, so that happened.
Speaker 2:The reason that we actually know about this at all, though, was because it came up in a court case in 1977, and during this court case, a whole bunch of other shit like this was also disclosed, and so some of the things that were revealed in 1977 and you can go to, like the wikipedia article for the ocean sea spray or the operation sea spray incident and look at these but some of the other things that they did were, between 49 and 1969, uh, basically, open air tests of biological agents like this one were conducted 239 different times, and in 80 of those experiments, the army said that it used live bacteria that its research at the time thought were harmless, and in others, it just used inner chemicals to simulate bacteria. So this kind of happened a fucking lot. One in particular, was in the 50s Army, researchers dispersed zinc, cadmium sulfide, which is now known to cause cancer, over Minnesota and other Midwestern states, just to see how far it would spread in the atmosphere. Particles were detected all the way in New York from Minnesota.
Speaker 3:In.
Speaker 2:New York in 1966, they spread a different type of bacteria that was also believed to be harmless in the subway system by dropping light bulbs that were filled with bacteria onto the tracks in Manhattan, and the bacteria from those light bulbs was carried for miles throughout the subway system.
Speaker 3:That was mine. That wasn't Chicago, it was.
Speaker 2:New York and in May of 1965 they released bacteria in washington's national airport and the greyhound lines um at the bus terminal there, and more than 130 passengers were exposed to the bacteria and it traveled to 39 different cities in seven states in the two weeks following the attack. So if you were alive at any point between 1950 and like 1966, there's a good chance that you came in contact with something that the government just dumped into the air and they were like this is probably fine oh, you forgot one.
Speaker 1:Uh, in 2020, uh, they did the same thing and then we all got fucking sick.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, bad joke, great, moving on if you're alive from if you're alive between 1950 and 1976, or whatever, you might be entitled to compensation no, according to the government, you're not entitled to shit cause you can't fucking prove it. They established that in 1981 fair, I forget which.
Speaker 1:I was reading something and I can't remember what it was, but there was a a similar uh thing that happened where, uh, these like women sued the government because of, uh, something that had happened. And basically the government was like, ah well, these are classified. Like we can, we can't bring these to court. Like we can't, we can't tell you what we did in court, so, like we can't, you know, we can't testify properly. And the court's like, ah yeah, they, we can't do that. So like you guys don't get, you guys get nothing.
Speaker 3:Was that with the ladies that got radiated?
Speaker 1:I can't. I can't remember off the top of my head, but basically they had to wait until the papers became declassified and then, sure as shit, the declassified papers had nothing in it. That was like, really, that classified and basically totally said, hey, the government fucked up and you probably should have been compensated for what happened. Um, I the only reason I bring this up is because the person who was bringing it up was like yeah, like I work for the government and no one ever said like you know, basically, if you declassify something, it kind of is what it is, so like nobody ever got fired for classifying a document. You know what I'm saying, which I think is kind of fucked up.
Speaker 3:But here we are, the government. Government we are the government. You can't trust the government, boy. You guys went a completely different route with this than I did oh, that's okay, I didn't.
Speaker 2:I didn't feel like I was doing the right thing when I looked this up, but I thought it was interesting no, that's fine, I'm into it also same though because when I was looking shit up.
Speaker 1:I'm like what do I talk?
Speaker 2:about. Also, you should probably still get vaccinated. I'm just going to say that. Because, I also came across. There's like an outbreak of whooping cough in Tennessee because people aren't vaccinating their kids. Vaccines work okay.
Speaker 3:You may not trust the government, but let's not reintroduce polio to the population. There's a big outbreak of RSV aroundce polio to the. There's a big outbreak of rsv around here too, yeah, so that's fun.
Speaker 1:That's poor babies anyway, you have one of those I do.
Speaker 3:Um, I guess I'll talk about mine. Um, nah, and you're gonna see why, I think I went a different direction than you guys. So, in 2016, the year of our Lord and Savior PewDiePie I don't know something was happening in 2016 with him, I'm sure. Oh 2016,.
Speaker 2:PewDiePie was peak PewDiePie, there we go.
Speaker 3:There we go, nailed it. When did he get canceled? Probably 2017. That was the first time he really.
Speaker 2:No, that was like the first time he got in trouble.
Speaker 3:Oh, that was the first time?
Speaker 2:he really no, that was the first time he got in trouble. He only got in trouble because people on Tumblr don't understand internet humor.
Speaker 1:But also didn't he like the N-word or something that was?
Speaker 2:after that was a little way off. Okay, yeah, we don't talk about that.
Speaker 3:No 2016.
Speaker 1:PewPie. That was 2018 PewPie.
Speaker 2:New Year bad.
Speaker 3:PewPie. Anyway, in 2016, we don't talk about the bridge. Yeah, in 2016, uh, a story was developed, um, about a group of soldiers in 2002 in kandahar, afghanistan, um, so there's a few theories on where this story first initially took place. Uh, first and foremost, there are a couple youtube. There's a youtube channel out there that claims to have interviewed a, uh, a soldier who was in this task force and I'll get to the story of the task force in a second but they claimed to be the original and they interviewed this task force guy. Another one and Doug just walked away, so he's not going to hear this and this is his own damn fault. But the other claim to be the first person to unveil. This is our boy, art Bell, himself. Coast to coast. Artis Bellis, artis Bellis. Now the issue Artis Belland, the issue I found with that one they keep referencing Art Bell as being the first. A lot of the articles I found did, but I cannot, for the life of me, find any proof that Art Bell even talked about the Kandahar Giants. So I'm going with the other people, guy being the first one to unveil it, and his name his name is John Cena LA Morzulli. Apparently, he is the guy that interviewed a man known as Mr D who claims to have been present during Mr D's during this situation.
Speaker 3:So here's a story back in 2002, there was a troop of American soldiers who, um, went basically radio silent on one of their patrols. Uh, they never uh reported in with uh command to see what they're doing, where they were. They just went radio silent. A couple days pass and they have heard, no one has heard anything from this troop. Right? So we send out a special task force to find this group of soldiers. This task force found, uh, went to where that group was supposed to, that platoon was supposed to be, and they kind of followed a trail that they found going up a mountainside. As they kept going up that mountainside, they found broken equipment, like radios and like fabric from like uniforms, things like that. They're like, ah shit, we're on the case. They're like, ah shit, we're on the case.
Speaker 3:With this being 2002, afghanistan, they weren't taking any, you know, they were taking all precautions. So they're like, hey, let's do this. We found evidence of our guys being here. Looks like they were attacked or something, as there's a bunch of damaged equipment here. So let's just prepare for, you know know, a potential attack on us.
Speaker 3:Um, with them being on a mountain, they couldn't really see too far up above them. They didn't know what was going on. So, for all they know, they're walking into some sort of trap or uh, uh bamboozlement. So they keep making their way up the, the, the mountain, uh, basically inch by inch, just to cover their tracks to make sure that they're going to be okay. They make their way up to the mountain and they make their way up to a certain point of it and once they get to this point, they find a, basically a cave in this mountain, big old cave, and they're like oh, this is a big cave, it's huge, it looks like it goes on forever. Let's kind of be cautious of that. As they like oh, this is a big cave, it's huge, it looks like it goes on forever. Let's kind of, you know, be cautious of that.
Speaker 3:Um, as they approach the cave, they notice more and more damaged uh equipment. They even find bones, uh, bones that resemble human bones. So they're like I think this is our guys, something's going on here. So they inspect the cave a little bit further. Upon inspecting this cave, they notice something moving in it. Uh, they can't really see what it is at first and they are like, oh shit, there's something in the cave. We gotta, you know, all eyes on that thing that's in the cave. So as they're taking position and they're trying to scope out and identify what's in this cave, a giant ass spear just comes flying and impales um, a, the only impales the only member who has a name in this story. Everyone else is unidentified, but his name is apparently dan, and dan here gets impaled by this spear. It's a a giant. Is it a poop spear? It might be a poop spear, but it's a giant spear with a metal tip.
Speaker 1:How have we gotten onto this poop spear's, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3:When you find a fetish, you stick to it. My guy, what can I tell you? So he goes down right.
Speaker 2:You don't find the fetish, the fetish finds you Exactly.
Speaker 3:So this guy goes down right spear in him. He's done, kaput dead. This giant they claim to be anywhere between uh, 12 to 15 foot giant, humanoid creature comes fucking booking it out of this cave system towards the, the soldier that he just killed, private Private Dan. This Private Dan, private Dan, uh, this, this giant pulls out the spear from Dan and he has spear and he's attacking the other soldiers. This giant is said to have gray, gray skin, uh, and long, red, bushy hair, think like a fucking Hagrid, but skinnier, and red hair instead of black hair, and his skin's all gray. So so the soldiers they had like big, like they had like heavy fire weapons I forget what weapons specifically they said they had, but they had. They weren't going into this with like light shit. They had like, yeah, they'd be of cheese. They had like armor piercing rounds and and and, uh, machine, heavy machine guns, shit like that.
Speaker 3:They just fucking unloaded on this giant and in the interview, the task force guy who went unnamed, mr d um. He said that they shot at this thing non-stop with their heavy artillery for 30 seconds straight and it took 30 seconds of constant firing to bring this fucking thing down. Once they brought it down. They called in. They're like oh hey, come on, got fucking. We fucking giant, I don't know what to tell y'all. You ever seen Attack on Titan? Boom, here you go and they call it in and a helicarrier basically meets up with them and picks them up and the body of this thing. So they discover a few things. When they're on the helicarrier with this giant's body, they discover that it has two sets of teeth and it has six toes and, I believe, six fingers as well. So it's got an extra digit More the merrier. This thing also had what looked like rudimentary clothing. It had animal furs all over it and everything and it had basically like these primitive, like moccasins, essentially that it wore and had the revox with the strap the revox with the straps.
Speaker 3:Um, it was wearing a pair of yeezys, uh, guess they just abandoned that line. Um, so the one of the other things they note is that this thing it stank like a corpse. They kept saying that like it smelled like death, probably because it was dead already, but they said that while they're in that cave system as well, like everything that thing smells like death yeah, they're like while they're at all. They said they remember that smell from when they're looking, uh, investigating the cave as well.
Speaker 2:They said that the smell coming from the cave smelled like death as well I'm now imagining that this is just like a guy running around and like a shaved dead bear.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the the thing for me that like gets me with like, like, like sasquatches and giants and stuff like this. Uh, I don't know if you guys watch trailer park boys, but I just it always reminds me of when they find like sam in the like woods, just like being stinky. You do you guys, either of you watch that show? No, so this this is hitting none of you right now, but I know a lot of the memes from it if you watch trailer park boys you'll understand.
Speaker 1:They find, they find this guy sam in the woods and they're like they think it's a sasquatch, but he's just really like overly hairy and stinky and like that's yeah, cool, man cool great, awesome yeah I'm just gonna go down there and just ruin everything that they're doing yeah, uh, anyway.
Speaker 3:So they um, they, they land and in an undisclosed area where more government officials come in, they take away the body of the giant and they force everyone in the task force I believe it was eight people to essentially sign NDAs saying that you will never be able to talk about this and we're going to make damn sure of it. Even to the point where they fabricated how Private Dan died. You can find paperwork.
Speaker 1:Was he a lieutenant or Lieutenant Dan?
Speaker 3:You can find paperwork on a private named Dan who did die in 2002.
Speaker 2:But there was no giant lieutenant.
Speaker 3:In the Kandahar, in the kandahar uh uh area, but he died of um like explosion, like damage from like explosives he got, he got blowed up yeah, um, so my fruit up. It's theorized that the government covered this up so that the public would not discover these giants. Now a lot of people claim that these giants are real because they are referenced in the Bible as the Nephilim Nephilim, however you say it, nephilim are. Nephilim, so the Nephilim in the Bible. There's a couple different interpretations. I'm just ignoring you completely.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was probably gonna get myself into trouble, so let's just move on uh so do you know?
Speaker 1:do you know what a nephilim is? Though, like, I'm actually like asking, like yeah, I'm getting into it right now okay, he's about to explain.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so there's. I don't know if he is.
Speaker 3:There's a couple theories on what the uh nephilim are in the bible uh.
Speaker 2:One is that it is. He wasn't kidding Nephilim yeah.
Speaker 3:One is that it's angels who have made whoopee with humans, and the Nephilim is the product of that, the baby. So basically a half angel, half human.
Speaker 2:Others say that they are.
Speaker 1:Where are my supernatural fans at right?
Speaker 2:now Like a humunculus Kind of.
Speaker 3:Others say that they are angels that have fallen to Earth. Others say that they are the offspring of angels and devils. So there's a couple different interpretations, depending on what area and what region in uh, and what religion you are.
Speaker 2:That would have where does the shinigami come into this? Um, I believe we skip to that part that would be better now so technically, devils are just angels, they're just fallen.
Speaker 1:So it's the same shit. Just if we're gonna go, if we're gonna go real deep into it and go off the supernatural lore yeah, yeah, yeah, because supernatural known to be entirely historically basically the bible bro yeah.
Speaker 3:So all of this does, um, you know, sound a little, a little crazy and a little over the top, but, like you guys have mentioned in some of your stories as well, the government is not uh, uh, they're not against the idea of hiding things from the public and making it extremely hard for shit to get out. Now there is some issues that people have had with the, the. I guess the realism in this and if this is true or not, a lot of people claim this is fake for a few reasons. First and foremost, um, the first person to conduct the interview with that mystery Mr D person who was in the encounter. His name is LA Marzulli and he is a filmmaker who makes films and art about basically mashing biblical uh figures into the real world. So he has a history of like taking like a fucking noah's ark and putting it to the tune of like the titanic or something. So it is not out of the uh, it's not out of the realm possibility that this is one of his stories, since these giants are biblical figures and and he's putting them into a real-world situation, like the war that was going on back then.
Speaker 3:The kandahar giant isn't the only giant um sighting in a, afghanistan or b, just around the world in general. So there's actually quite a few that go on. In the country of afghanistan, first and foremost, there's the kandahar giant that I've referenced, there's a giant of kunar um. There is the giants on the feed um. There's another one called giant of a man, the giant of kunar um. There is the giants on the feed um. There's another one called giant of a man, the giant of or is gone, or is gone um, and there's a couple others that don't have much going on. But these are all stories apparently given by uh, anonymous uhS military personnel who have come forward saying I can't legally tell you this information, so I want to stay anonymous, but I'm going to give you this information anyway.
Speaker 1:And they all when you were researching. Did you hear about the New York Giants?
Speaker 3:Funny man. You God. I'm happy you're in florida, but all these are very similar situations where a group of soldiers come across a giant. Whether they attack it or don't, that varies on the on the story. Uh, one of them is this guy was using, like uh, thermal vision just to scope out an area and he was in like a valley full of, like some trees. These trees were like 12 feet tall and he sees this heat signature just rise up above the trees and it's just a single figure and it like dashes away fast enough to where he loses it on the thermal. Um, but the fact that there are numerous stories about these giants in the middle east, a lot of people are claiming that there is some truth to this. Even if you don't think the kandahar giant is real, there might be some truth to giants living on that area on an actual, for real note.
Speaker 1:I don't remember I I didn't do any research, obviously, prior to this about giants, but there is a. There was aoker, I think it was, maybe a YouTuber, I'm not sure who had video of a giant, I believe. I don't know if you saw this. Nope, they had video of a giant and the video is, I mean, kind of exactly what you'd expect. They like zoom in from really fucking far away and they're like oh, that thing on the mountain is like too tall to just be a person oh, I have seen that the person disappeared yeah
Speaker 2:almost immediately after uploading it couldn't it just be a bear? They claim it's a big foot.
Speaker 1:I don't, I don't fucking know. I wasn't there, I wasn't looking I don't fucking care. Uh, but that's the. I wasn't there, I didn't look in there. I don't fucking care.
Speaker 3:But that's the Kandahar Giants story. That's my story. Crazy, crazy, damn dude. Now, doug, that's sick. You mentioned you have other things you want to show us right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I have one that's kind of similar to the last one I did, but then I have like a really short one and it's my favorite one, which I'll say for the end. Do you guys have other ones or is it just me? No, I have nothing okay close to an hour anyhow, okay cool, I'll go over this one. So this one, uh, as opposed to my other one. Uh, this one is called project sunshine. I don't know if you guys saw anything about this. This was kind of weird.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna say trigger warning yeah, there's a mario game about it yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna say trigger warning now, uh, child, uh not greatness things happening. I don't. I'm not actually sure what trigger warning I need to be giving right childhood trauma yeah, uh, no, just traumatic things happening to children, that's probably better.
Speaker 2:Isn't that Okay? Continue Childhood trauma. No trauma that's happening to children.
Speaker 3:I don't understand, all right. So Project Sunshine, you idiot.
Speaker 1:Project Sunshine. Project Sunshine was a series of research studies that began in 1953 to discover the impact that radioactive fallout had on the world's population. So the project was initially kept secret and only became publicly known three years later, in 1956. So it was commissioned by the US State Atomic Energy Commission and the USAF Project. Rand Sunshine basically was to examine long-term effects of nuclear radiation on the biosphere due to repeated nuclear detonations. That the US was doing and other places were doing.
Speaker 2:There was a time when they were just blowing shit up.
Speaker 1:Well, that's the whole thing like we were kind of being a little a little loosey-goosey with when we were detonating atomic bombs and shit and like I don't think we realized, uh, how not great that is for the earth.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that shit spreads in general, um. So, basically, sunshine sought to measure the global dispersion of s? Sr 90 by measuring its concentration in the tissues and bones of the dead, or particularly of interest was the tissue of the young, whose developing bones had the highest like propensity to accumulate SR 90 inside of them, inside of them, um, thus being the highest success like basically having the highest rate of being able to.
Speaker 2:Uh like, take in. You're saying nuclear fallout sticks to kids.
Speaker 1:Yeah, kid if you're a kid and you want to go, we uh, I mean everything drugs kids have you seen a child?
Speaker 3:they're sticky yeah, they're gross. I know I have one, yeah, so gross. She sticky all the time. I don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 1:Mike is constantly covered in shit is what I'm imagining.
Speaker 3:My pants are pretty stained up, mike is a poop spear.
Speaker 1:Mike gave birth to a poop spear Alright, so.
Speaker 1:A poop spear or a sphere, your choice, I don't even care at this point. So Sunshine had a great deal of controversy around it. Basically, it was revealed that many of the remains that were sampled were utilized without permission from the relatives of the dead, which wasn't known until many years later, obviously. So on January 18th 1955, commissioner Dr Willard Libby said that there was insufficient data regarding the effects of fallout due to a lack of human samples, especially samples taken from children, to analyze. So he was quoted saying I don't know how to get them, but I do say that it is a matter of prime importance to get them, particularly in the young age group. So human samples are often the prime importance and if anybody knows how to do a good job of body snatching, they will really be serving their country. This is an actual quote from an actual man who was tasked to research how Fallout affects people. Okay, so he said, snatch up them, bodies y'all, and give them to America, because it's good to do.
Speaker 2:What did you say about body slamming?
Speaker 3:Body snatching, snatching.
Speaker 2:Body snatching.
Speaker 3:We need you to research, I need you to find your nearest child and you're going to give them a body slam, Body snatching.
Speaker 1:We need you to research. I need you to find your nearest child and you're gonna give them a body slam, you're gonna take them and you're going to fucking full Nelson.
Speaker 2:RKO right into the fucking ground. Now I'm on board. Okay, cool.
Speaker 1:So this ended up leading over to after this quote, okay, after this was said, leading over to, uh, fit, after this quote. Okay, after this was said to the public. Over 1500 samples were gathered, all right. Only which of 500 were actually sampled and analyzed? Um, so many of these 1500 cadavers were babies or young children taken from Australia and Europe without their parents consent or knowledge. Okay, they just straight up were like yoink, give me your baby. Um, sorry, give me your. Give me your dead baby.
Speaker 2:Uh, let's just you don't need it anymore.
Speaker 1:This is why I said trigger warning in the beginning. Alright, so they were taking dead babies and they were using them for testing, essentially right so they were just taking dead kids and just irradiating them yeah, they were like. Think of nuketown. They were just like just full of babies, right anyways, so right according.
Speaker 2:Isn't there going to be like some impact that like a functioning circulatory system has on all this? I don't know.
Speaker 1:I don't think, question their methods, I don't, I don't think they care, they were just like put some, put some fucking meat to just blow some kids someone was being very someone just really hated kids and wanted any excuse. Yeah, apparently it was mr fucking um. Dr willard libby just hated kids um, so according to an investigation launched by the british uh newspaper.
Speaker 1:They reported that the british scientists had obtained children's bodies from various hospitals and then shipped their bodies to the united states. Um, a british mother is quoted as saying that her stillborn baby's legs were removed by British doctors and basically to prevent her from finding out what had happened. They're just like, yeah, you can't really have a funeral or dress your baby for a funeral. I don't know the procedure of what having a stillborn is, to be fair, and if you have a funeral for that happening or if you dress them up to be quite honest with you.
Speaker 1:But yeah, no, australia was like yo, legs are mine oh my god sorry. So yeah, australia, can I have those back? Australia, europe, america, all kind of assholes man, I mean, they'll do anything to learn some some knowledge, right?
Speaker 3:I wonder what they even learn from it, where they're just like turns out that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Guess what it's bad guys. I found out radiation's bad, that's that's what I'm trying to figure out here is like what, where they try, what are you accomplishing with irradiating dead people? Like you're not gonna find out how long it stays in the body because it's not functioning, like it's not cleaning shit out it like. So what are you learning? How long radiation stays in a dead body? I guess?
Speaker 1:you know it's Out of all the things I watched about this. I didn't get any answers to that question. I don't think I learned a single thing about what actually happened.
Speaker 2:What they were actually trying to accomplish.
Speaker 1:Just hate kids, but that's all I got. That's Project Sunshine. Why is that such a hard word to say?
Speaker 3:They even gave it. I hate that. They gave it kind of a fun name. You know what I mean. They're like you are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
Speaker 1:We'll kill your baby and take its legs.
Speaker 2:And then we'll nuke them.
Speaker 1:And then we'll cook them up, good.
Speaker 2:That's pretty much it. Yeah, that's good, that's pretty much it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's it. That's all you got. Wow, Thanks everyone for coming out tonight. Do you have any more? No, I have one more, I have one more.
Speaker 1:This was my favorite story and it's the shortest story.
Speaker 2:Oh, I thought the Nuke and Babies was your favorite story.
Speaker 1:No, that's fucked up, man.
Speaker 3:Is this a little lighter?
Speaker 1:Are we gonna end on a good note? Actually, I'm not sure. It depends on how you feel. Alright, so this is this is about. This is the CIA. We're moving over to the CIA. Nice, they spent 20 million dollars trying to make cat spies. Oh Okay. So basically what the CIA did is they took a bunch of cats and they gave them all surgery to implant radios in their ears and then they made them radio active.
Speaker 3:No, no no, and then they took their legs they put these radios in their ears right.
Speaker 1:And then they released them into Russia in specific spots because they're like no one's gonna suspect it Kill Johnussia in specific spots they're like no one's gonna they're like we don't care like they're, like they were. So they tested, tested this out in russia, and they're like all right, we're gonna release these cats into russia and this is literally the birds spying on people, but it's cats but the the funniest thing is is that.
Speaker 1:So they spent all this money putting like giving the cat surgery and like, uh, sending them into russia, and then, like immediately lost like half of them all of them, because either they got distracted or got hit by a car, oh like, so that's sad, but like, basically they were the most useless spies ever.
Speaker 1:And the cats that they did take back, they were just like alright, we're just gonna remove these fucking things. And there's one cat specifically that apparently like, went, spied, did a good job, came home, got the shit removed and then lived a long happy life. Got the purple heart. This was a fucking stupid ass idea.
Speaker 3:Alright, agent Sprinkles. And they never used cats heart. This was a fucking stupid ass idea. All right, agent. Agent sprinkles cats again agent sprinkles. I need you to get documents, documents, okay, quit licking. Your asshole agent sprinkles.
Speaker 2:You're compromised yeah, that's, that's.
Speaker 1:It's just recordings of yeah licking my balls now, uh, but yeah, that's all I got on that one. I just thought that was funny because it was short and stupid and I was like that's pretty funny how's our new secret agent doing?
Speaker 3:well, captain, if I'm being honest, he's been sleeping on a window sill for 16 hours. He hasn't moved. God damn, he's so good. What else?
Speaker 1:has he done? Well, he licked his ass for like it's brilliant agent sprinkles.
Speaker 3:Who's a good boy. Who's a good boy?
Speaker 1:there's a can of meow mix waiting for you to be fair, that was actually one of the things that they were worried about. They're like how do we feed them?
Speaker 3:that's the other surgery. You surgically implant a rat into the tummy and there you go, nailed it. That's the one All right. Well on that note.
Speaker 2:It's just like it's digesting the rat like a perfect homeostasis between the rate that it's digesting the rat and the rate that the rat is healing itself, oh shit. So it's an alive rat, but what's? The rat is healing itself.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, it's an alive rat.
Speaker 2:But what's the rat eating?
Speaker 3:The rat eats the cat. It's like a symbiotic.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, gotcha, but the cat is healing at the rate that the rat is eating it. Do we just figure out unlimited energy? Yeah, it's the same matter just being passed. It's pooped back and forth forever basically Wow, more poop we got.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's the same matter just being passed it's pooped back and forth forever.
Speaker 3:Basically wow, more poop, we got there, we figured it out entire cities, entire civilizations on cat rat eating itself technology anyway, be on the lookout for our new twitch. Go there twitchtv, slash doodlypod or whatever it was. I forgot um do that someone followed us.
Speaker 3:I got a notification check out all of our socials, because you're gonna get updates on those and just uh, be on the lookout for a new looty. It's gonna be good, it's gonna be fun, I think it's gonna be very, very beneficial for everybody and I think you're all going to enjoy it. So I'm going to leave you on this note, because I'm you might not hear too much from me until uh crimbo or the the new year but, uh, yeah, happy, happy hobba days and uh, merry chrysler, happy honda days.
Speaker 3:And have a pleasant toyota-thon if you celebrate that uh, yeah uh doug, what yeah, kramer, kramer, doug, what do you got to say? People, the people, badoo.
Speaker 1:I just want to thank people for sticking with us, even though we have been just the worst lately with getting out our content and doing the things we say we're going to do. Thank you for sticking with us. Honestly, it's awesome. You guys are great. You're the reason why we're trying to make changes to be better. So look forward to 2025. I think it'll be a good year for Deluty New Luty, new Duty, or whatever they say.
Speaker 3:Yeah, muthalimule Jay Simpson, what do you got to say?
Speaker 2:Let me explain to you the type of anxiety I have. I have spent the better part of this episode, trying to remember if I said jfk, jr or rf you said jfk, I just didn't care to say anything.
Speaker 3:Well, I know it's rfk, but I feel like I said, you said jfk, I just didn't, yeah, it mattered. That basically just sums up editing.
Speaker 2:That basically just sums up every social interaction I have. Just where I just spend the rest of my night just thinking about what I may or may not have said wrong, but I don't know. Suplex or radioactive child.
Speaker 3:And if we?
Speaker 1:haven't said it in a while. Fuck Corbin Kentucky. This is the year that Tootsie Rolls were made. Slap your beans against your beans. Stay paranoid because Jason was fired.
Speaker 3:We'll bring him back as an unpaid intern, Don't worry. Bye everybody. Have a blessed day. Bye.
Speaker 1:Okay, bye, okay, alright, don a blessed day. Bye, okay, bye, wow, okay, alright.
Speaker 2:Yeah, don't look under the internet. Outro Music.
