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Speaker 2:Yeah, doug, are you recording Jesus? Calm down, brother.
Speaker 3:Hello, everybody hey what's up brother. Welcome to Really Tall Podcast.
Speaker 4:Really fucking Tall Podcast.
Speaker 2:It's the Lootie Podcast Network.
Speaker 4:Yeah, this is actually the second show In this Lootie Podcast Network, I mean as you guys, really fucking tall podcast.
Speaker 3:As you're already aware. I mean, you've heard Really Tall Podcast before, so so like welcome back, not much. Episode two this is like that from Rick and Morty, where they just have Vindicators 3.
Speaker 4:Vindicators 3,. Yeah, this is really tall. Podcast five, one and two.
Speaker 3:It's just that, yeah, this is the fifth episode.
Speaker 2:I thought you were saying this was like multi-dimensional TV.
Speaker 4:That too, interdimensional cable yeah.
Speaker 3:Interdimensional cable. Yeah, welcome to.
Speaker 4:Really Tall.
Speaker 3:Podcast. We're just talking about tall things, really fucking tall things, really fucking tall podcast, podcast Podcast. So, boys, I got some weird tall stuff that I want to talk about today. Same. First and foremost, I wanted to look for things that are tall but you wouldn't expect them to be tall, but they're tall for what they are tall, short things, short things that are tall like you wouldn't expect these things to be as big as they are. You know what I mean, like a tall bookmark kind of. Yeah, that kind of works okay actually honestly.
Speaker 3:I should have looked at one.
Speaker 4:I've got a list in my head, yeah wow, uh, anyway.
Speaker 3:So I found something that is uniquely tall, um for its own people, um I wouldn't call it people it's called the indian, or you could also call it the malabar giant squirrel. So this bad boy is the world's largest squirrel, really Really fucking tall, and it is located in India, hence where he gets his name you don't need to explain that part.
Speaker 3:It lives in Peninsular India. If that helps at all, it can grow to be one meter in length, which doesn't sound like a lot before a squirrel In tallness. Length to a squirrel is tall.
Speaker 4:Because they can stand up still. So yeah, but this is really tall podcast.
Speaker 3:This is really tall podcast.
Speaker 4:So it can grow up to be one meter tall.
Speaker 3:What is? Ew? That's fucking disgusting. Doug Taco-flavored sunflower seeds.
Speaker 5:You have no idea. They are so good Just eat a fucking taco.
Speaker 3:What are you doing, ow. What are you doing? Ow, ow.
Speaker 4:What are you doing?
Speaker 3:Anyway. So this squirrel again. I'm just saying I don't. We've seen squirrels. You know, squirrels we have around here are, you know, your typical Midwest squirrels? The American squirrel, the American squirrel and it's like they're like seven inches, maybe a foot tall. You know what I mean. Yeah, they're usually pretty small. This guy's a meter.
Speaker 4:That's three feet, three fucking feet, this thing is three feet the size of a sloth yeah, it's a pretty big fucking squirrel.
Speaker 3:That's like that big, that much squirrel. That's a, that's a big squirrel kind of intimidating squirrels are super cute, but like I'm always terrified that one's gonna like jump on me, just the slender man of squirrels maybe? Yeah, I don't know how slender it is, but um, now the the nice thing about it. The funny thing is now, admittedly, most of its height is coming from its tail. Um two-thirds of it, unfortunately, is tail well, that's fucking cheating.
Speaker 4:I still count it, I still count it.
Speaker 3:Um, now, they do. Usually hang out in the canopies of trees and they rarely ever come down. It moves from one tree to another and it can jump six meters, which is 18 feet. This thing can jump 18 feet, a three-foot squirrel.
Speaker 4:Imagine just walking home one day Six times its height.
Speaker 3:Imagine walking home one day and see a squirrel on like the house across the street. Nearly that's a big squirrel and it leaps at you from across the street.
Speaker 4:It just clears the whole fucking street and just jumps to the next roof. It's fucking terrible.
Speaker 3:Spider-man, squirrel-man, spider-squirrel, squirrel-girl Hell yeah, yeah, jesus, yeah, I thought that was a really tall squirrel I know, I thought that was interesting uh, I also I have one here really fucking tall really fucking tall.
Speaker 4:We need to, we need like a yeah, we need the sound, we need that sound bite yep, well, let's get a rating system.
Speaker 3:How many talls do we give this out of five talls?
Speaker 4:I think that answers the question, really fucking tall.
Speaker 3:You gotta cut it right when it's done though it's a work in progress, out of short To really fucking tall. How would you rate this guy? That's when you hit the cue Really fucking tall, To be fair short. But in the perspective of a squirrel, compared to other squirrels, I'd say it's tall as shit.
Speaker 4:I don't know many squirrels.
Speaker 5:To be honest with you Not personally anyway- If the squirrel was bigger than me, then I'd call it tall. Okay, is it? Mm-hmm? No, no, oh well, it's not.
Speaker 4:The squirrel's.
Speaker 3:It's more than half of my height though imagine that whoa, that okay, I don't fucking like seven.
Speaker 4:This is three feet tall it's like right here to me. Yeah, it comes into like your rib cage it's almost to my nipples it could give you cpr very tall.
Speaker 3:That's a tall squirrel, that's really fucking tall so I'm gonna give this, I'm gonna give this squirrel, I'm gonna give this really fucking out of talls four out of five.
Speaker 4:Talls four out of five talls.
Speaker 3:Four out of five talls. I'm with Doug a little bit. If it was like me size then it'd be five out of five.
Speaker 2:But it's almost there. I don't believe this is possible. Three feet I almost don't believe it's possible.
Speaker 3:Exactly so. I'm giving it four out of five talls. That's fucking tall.
Speaker 5:I'm going to interject here real quick with just a question.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Okay, what do you guys think? The tallest Mohawk ever was recorded by Guinness World Records? Six and a half feet, four feet, ten feet Y'all are going really fucking tall, huh.
Speaker 4:Yeah, this is a really tall podcast, doug. We wouldn't have things on the show that were not really fucking tall.
Speaker 5:Well, it's only 44 inches.
Speaker 3:That's still pretty big, that's 3 feet.
Speaker 1:That's over 3 feet.
Speaker 3:I said 4 feet, you did. I said 10 and then I dropped down to 4.
Speaker 5:I heard 10, 28. I was close. That is really fucking tall, you did. I said 10 and then I dropped down to 4. I heard 10, but 28. I was close.
Speaker 2:That is really fucking tall, really fucking tall. I'll give that 3.5 tall.
Speaker 4:My mohawk was a foot tall in college and that shit was a nightmare to keep.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying it doesn't sound that impressive, though I'll give it 3 out of 5.
Speaker 2:Imagine if you're 6 feet tall. Three feet is half your body.
Speaker 4:I'm six foot. That's half my height.
Speaker 3:Hair is not that hard. Hair is not that hard to get length on.
Speaker 5:To be fair, mike, this took him 15 years to grow his hair out, though Really, that's really fucking tall. That's a tall age.
Speaker 3:You know what it is almost four feet. That's a tall age. You know what it is almost four feet, that's a tall age. It's a tall age. I'll bump it up to four. If you want to hit five feet even, I'll give it three and a half talls.
Speaker 5:I'm at like three and a half four-ish. I'm at like three talls.
Speaker 3:That is big. Now that I'm thinking about it, that is up to my neck. That's a big mohawk.
Speaker 2:That neck yeah, that's a big mohawk, that's a big fucking mohawk.
Speaker 4:That's a lot of hair. That's really half my person in a mohawk. That's a lot of hair. Imagine trying to keep that from like dreading up or nodding or like, oh jesus, nope, nope, nope, you might have hair gel, it's no, you just use umber's glue at that point.
Speaker 5:Yeah right, that's what I did I got some other random tall shit if you want to keep guessing uh, hang on.
Speaker 3:Well, does anybody else anybody else have one? Well, I think Mike has more tall stuff.
Speaker 4:I do. I have several tall stuff. I have four total, let's just go down the line. Oh, this is going to be a long-ass bonus.
Speaker 3:I love it. So, Matt, you're right next to Doug on my screen. You got one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. So, as it were, how big, as it were, how big do you think the tallest raccoon ever was?
Speaker 3:Ooh, I'm gonna go with Four and a half feet. Yeah, I was gonna say three and a half, but raccoons already get to be.
Speaker 4:They some girthy bitches.
Speaker 5:Are we talking like Some, like dinosaur?
Speaker 4:Like a Wisconsin raccoon or like a red raccoon.
Speaker 3:What do they call it?
Speaker 4:It's a red panda.
Speaker 3:But they're technically raccoons, I think, or are they foxes?
Speaker 4:They're fox, pandacoons.
Speaker 2:I don't know which raccoon, I don't know species of raccoon.
Speaker 5:I'm going eight feet, just a raccoon, holy fuck.
Speaker 2:Eight feet, an eight foot raccoon.
Speaker 4:That's just a werewolf.
Speaker 3:That's a cryptid.
Speaker 5:I'm talking dinosaurs brother.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, new cryptid. Imagine a cryptid where, like, you're walking home and you hear something ruffling around the dumpster outside like Denny's, and you're like oh, it's just a cute little raccoon. You see its tail bobbing out and you know that little squeak that raccoons make. You know that little squeak that raccoons make. It's that.
Speaker 4:But deep it's like a koala.
Speaker 3:And it just busts out and it's just an eight-foot raccoon, chunky as shit, and just beelines it away while it's cleaning its food in a puddle.
Speaker 2:He's just like sup bro.
Speaker 3:You eating this bone.
Speaker 2:Don't fucking judge me. No, the world's tallest raccoon Was 43 inches. And his name was Bandit and he Weighed 75 pounds at the age of 10 years old Fuck 75 pounds.
Speaker 3:Do raccoons live to be? That? How old do raccoons live to be?
Speaker 4:He's asking his phone, not you guys cause he none of us know Up to 16 years. Damn.
Speaker 3:In captivity 20. Wow, huh, man, I didn't want to learn anything tonight, God damn it.
Speaker 4:That's true. I didn't want to learn shit tonight. Well, you did Wow.
Speaker 3:So, we were almost right, you learned about Bandit the raccoon in 2004. We said four feet, we're almost there. What did you say? It?
Speaker 2:was 43 inches. We were about five inches off. The same as that Mohawk. Same as that Mohawk.
Speaker 1:Mohawks, raccoons they're the same.
Speaker 3:I'll give that. Honestly, I'm going to give it Because I was so shocked. I'm going to give that four out of five I'm giving it two and a half out of five.
Speaker 2:Only because of five. I'm giving it two and a half out of five.
Speaker 3:Wow only because, like well, raccoons, in my opinion, are ready, are already like three and a half.
Speaker 4:You said raccoons, in my opinion, aren't ready. No, I mean, they're already, aren't?
Speaker 3:three, three and a half feet I feel. On average I feel like four.
Speaker 4:That's not that big for a raccoon all right, you come face to face with a four foot tall raccoon you tell me it's. It's like three foot nine okay, you come face to face with a three foot nine raccoon and you tell me I think most raccoons are like three foot.
Speaker 3:They're not that much shorter. I feel, you feel.
Speaker 4:Why don't you Google?
Speaker 5:average length.
Speaker 4:How tall is your? Average raccoon yeah, I don't think we should go off Mike's feelings. How smart is your average bear Sixteen to twenty inches.
Speaker 2:Twenty-eight inches on the high end is your average, so it is so two and a half feet ish.
Speaker 4:There's normally two and a half. Yeah, holy shit, yeah double. That'd be like finding a 12 foot tall human. That's a chalky fuck.
Speaker 5:That'd be like finding a little Can you move again back and forth.
Speaker 3:Just humor me.
Speaker 2:Think about a 75.
Speaker 3:What are you? I don't like that dude. I'm sorry I'm breaking the wall. A are you? I don't like that dude.
Speaker 4:I know what I'm sorry, I'm breaking the wall a little bit here.
Speaker 2:I don't like that dude. What'd you say? God damn it, Matt, that wasn't me. Oh, someone else, no dude.
Speaker 4:There's a fucking shadow on the wall moving.
Speaker 1:I thought it was your shadow, but it doesn't.
Speaker 3:It's between that step stool and the Spider-Man poster, is it that?
Speaker 4:I just saw it.
Speaker 3:It's fucking you. It's fucking you. I'm not moving. That's you. I'm not moving. That's gotta be you, move forward.
Speaker 2:Did you just see?
Speaker 3:it. Move, though I didn't move. You're closer to the light. Look at me move. I don't give a fuck. I didn't move. You're closer to the light.
Speaker 4:Look at me move.
Speaker 3:I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4:Look at me move Beep, Okay whatever it's, you somehow Watch me nae, nae.
Speaker 3:That scared the shit out of me, especially with that knock. Fuck you, no, so I would yeah again. That's good by alarm ringtone. It's not that big. I'm giving it two and a half, I'll go three. I'll go three. I guess it is double the size. Don't give it a peer pressure.
Speaker 4:It is about double the size. I'll give it three. It'd be like finding a 12 foot tall human being. I'm giving Bandit a three and a half.
Speaker 5:Just because I like raccoons.
Speaker 3:Raccoons are pretty great.
Speaker 2:Can you imagine a 75 pound raccoon?
Speaker 4:I know this isn't a really fat podcast, but 75 pounds. Do you want natural or the farthest thing from natural, natural?
Speaker 2:Natural.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 2:I like big naturals.
Speaker 4:Hit me with it I love big naturals For your big natural post of the night. Oh my god, this fucking ad won't go away there we go.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm right. Have you guys ever Boob. Jokes are pretty good huh Boobs.
Speaker 4:Has anybody here heard of the name Horst Scholls? No, horst Horst. H-o-r-s-t. Horst Scholls. No, horst Horst. H-o-r-s-t. Horst Scholls, the world's most famous long distance ejaculator, and he himself has ejaculated up to heights of 18 feet 9 inches. Holy shit, that's like two stories. Dog, my guy, I have so many questions, that's almost a two-story fucking building.
Speaker 2:Imagine getting hit in the face by that at a distance of a few inches.
Speaker 4:That's the physics. What's the speed? The fucking physics. Yes, what a physics. I came two stories today. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:I need somebody with like a baseball speed gun but we need to okay we need to find the average, the average weight of a load and then find the velocity of the dick exit energy.
Speaker 4:I don't know what the fuck you'd call that can't believe I'm googling this.
Speaker 3:Hold on hell, yeah, I do know, if a dolphin oh yeah, 35 miles an hour, we can use a calculator, it will snap your neck. If a dolphin hits you in the face, it snaps your neck. We can do some calculations. It will snap your neck. If a dolphin ejaculates on your neck point blank, it will snap your neck in half.
Speaker 2:Weight of average ejaculation. This isn't.
Speaker 4:Human, human, human. I know you'd think that might not matter, but it does so he came two stories yeah almost two stories of cum 18 feet. Yeah, the force. How the fuck, how. I want to see the physics equation behind that. Like what is? I want to know what the fucking exit.
Speaker 3:Velocity is Also. Gravity was working against him Right, he was shooting up. What is the exit velocity?
Speaker 5:It says average speed for cum is 27 miles per hour.
Speaker 3:Holy shit, I didn't actually expect that.
Speaker 1:Holy fuck. So given an hour and the perfect velocity my cum would go 27 miles.
Speaker 3:The funny thing is we could if any of us were smart enough. We could figure out, because we know, we know, uh, gravity is uh nine meters 9.8 meters per second squared so we could in in theory use that against 27 miles per hour. Oh my god, you could find the force you could.
Speaker 4:Find the force you could find the exit velocity you can find the muzzle velocity of somebody's fucking cock man. We're doing the real science here. Why the fuck is noAA getting grants when we?
Speaker 3:aren't. Can someone look up the One of you guys? I'm not going to destroy my search history here. Look up the average, I guess distance of a jism launch.
Speaker 4:I was going to say the size of a load.
Speaker 2:Size is about 3 milliliters. I already found that Average distance, oh no, average launching power.
Speaker 3:I think Size is about 3 milliliters. I already found that. What about distance? Average distance, Average distance. Then you can oh no Average launching power.
Speaker 4:I think, like exit velocity, you'd need to know Because you can figure everything else out from that.
Speaker 3:Well, if we know the average distance, we can elaborate where, like he, is, on the average, let's call it 2 feet.
Speaker 4:Wow, really 2 feet.
Speaker 5:Feet is the average and this dude fucking launched against gravity 18.9.
Speaker 4:That's very loosely what it says, but I'm giving us a place to start so, according to google, if the average human human being with capabilities of launching jism can launch at about 2 feet right, that's what you're saying that means, holy fucking christ, can lunge at about two feet. Right, that's what you're saying. That means that's what it.
Speaker 3:He was nine times, holy fucking Christ, nine times the average man's spook.
Speaker 4:I want to know like how small, how tight, how constricted is his fucking vast? How much iron did he have in him? That's a question. What are his muscle contractions like? Ooh, I wonder how fucking big his epididymis is. Do you think he?
Speaker 3:held it in, he's just pressurizing it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he pressurized it. It's like the Yellowstone caldera, just waiting to blow.
Speaker 2:I was trying to find some sort of calculation I could use to figure this out, but I did stumble across a Reddit post that says how fast would a cum shot have to be to kill somebody?
Speaker 2:30 37 miles an hour this guy says 73 newtons to crack a skull and you ejaculate roughly five milliliters of semen every time and semen has a density of about one gram per milliliter. So five grams of semen every time. You spank the monkey and do it. To achieve 73 newtons of force with a 5 gram object, it needs to accelerate at 14,600 meters per square meters per second.
Speaker 4:Yes, that's to put a hole in somebody's skull. I will say we've seen better success when it comes to results hovering around the snapping of the neck, because we actually have data in that vein which is horrifying. I think a dolphin.
Speaker 3:Dolphin.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like snap someone's neck 37 miles an hour, it comes out of it, and if it jizzes point blank on your neck, it'll snap your neck in half.
Speaker 2:This guy says you need 14,600 meters per second and 27 miles an hour is about 12.
Speaker 4:How fast would cum have to leave your dick to recreate the Big Bang?
Speaker 3:I think we've gone way off the rails we have, but anyway I'm going to give this guy a fucking Create a sonic boom Mach 6, jism. I'm giving this guy a fuck. This is the 5 out of 5.
Speaker 4:18.9 feet man.
Speaker 1:Does it specifically say shot upwards or did he shoot across?
Speaker 4:It said, to a height of 18.9 feet. God, what an absolute unit.
Speaker 3:I feel so bad for that person's significant other.
Speaker 2:This is according to the internet.
Speaker 4:I'm so fucking done with this. Why are we spending our time here?
Speaker 3:That person would shoot Spoot so hard that their significant other would fly and hit the ceiling or something God damn.
Speaker 4:That's something to be proud of, though, right. That's something to be proud of.
Speaker 3:I'm giving him five, five out of five.
Speaker 5:Really fucking tall, really fucking tall. Six out of nine Love it.
Speaker 2:What do you get? How tall do you think the world's biggest taco was?
Speaker 3:world's biggest taco.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna guess 6 meters as height, because you just turn it sideways oh, in that case 12 meters 9 feet 18 feet 35.9.
Speaker 4:Damn oh damn a 1654 pound taco was created by the city of mexicali how much that way, california, mexico.
Speaker 2:Uh, I just said 1654 pounds, holy fuck you do, you fuck Do you have a picture of it, holy shit. Or is it just information?
Speaker 3:Can you draw us a picture Like is it mostly like meat, because I hate when they do that, or is there like an equal part shell?
Speaker 2:and other veggies and whatnot. Taco let's see if we got a picture of it, a world's largest.
Speaker 3:Because I saw something where they're like world's largest pizza and it's just like a huge thing of dough and it's just like sauce with a little bit of cheese sprinkled on top and it's like 35 feet long or some shit, and it's just like a small amount of cheese. I'm like that doesn't count.
Speaker 2:You need to cover that bitch. I'm trying to image search it and I'm not really finding it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's fine, alright, I have one. Actually, hang on. We have to rate the taco. I'm going to say 35, 36 feet, 5 out of 5, a lot bigger than I thought 10 out of 10. If somebody presented me with a 35 see, the problem with that is the shell cannot be hard. It's a soft shell, taco so it's a soft-shell taco, so it's a burrito. Well, yeah, I guess that's fair.
Speaker 2:It kind of depends on if it was wrapped around.
Speaker 4:I like how you say oh it's a burrito, you're disappointed that it's a fucking burrito. I hate burritos. Burritos suck ass.
Speaker 3:Flour tortilla shells suck ass Corn tortilla forever I will never eat a flour. I hate flour tortillas. Suck, suck, suck. Anyway, five out of five, really fucking tall.
Speaker 4:I'm going to have to fight to the death later it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 3:36 feet, holy shit, that's a big taco, oh God.
Speaker 2:Too big, oh wait.
Speaker 4:Wait, wait, wait. Someone just made a new one.
Speaker 2:I think the record that I was looking at Was broken.
Speaker 3:It's just in bigger taco Taco, biggest Taco bell created.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to trust this Because I'm only seeing it in like this AI Summary thing.
Speaker 4:I don't believe it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the AI summaries are always wrong, alright I got one here summary thing and I don't believe it. Yeah, the AI summaries are always wrong.
Speaker 3:I got one here, this is something that's already tall. How tall do you think the tallest giraffe is? 23 feet. Can you give me meters? No, you can do feet. That's fine, I have feet. I have feet, gir. Just divide it by three. You're right, I have feet. But how long? 9.8 meters. Giraffes are already big, they're long boys. How big do you think the biggest or the tallest giraffe is?
Speaker 4:You want meters, you said no, all feet.
Speaker 2:I'll take meters. Giraffes are normally like what feet? So I'm going to say the tallest giraffe ever is. I'm going to say 18?, 30 feet makes sense to me.
Speaker 4:I'm going to say like 18 and 20 feet. So like 6 to 7 meters so 27.
Speaker 2:10 meters, that's my guess.
Speaker 3:We have 10 meters, we have 27 feet, and you said what Between 6 and 7 meters, 6 and 7 meters, okay. So here's my guess we have 10 meters, we have 27 feet and you said what Between 6 and 7 meters, 6 and 7 meters, okay. So here's the thing.
Speaker 1:We're all going to be disappointed because I was.
Speaker 3:I thought giraffes were a bit taller 19 feet. The world's tallest giraffe was 19 feet. Oh damn.
Speaker 1:I thought, giraffes were much taller.
Speaker 4:I was spot on, I was with.
Speaker 3:Matt, I thought giraffes were like 25, almost 30 feet.
Speaker 5:It was right there. I think their average is like 18.
Speaker 2:Average height of a giraffe Correct.
Speaker 3:Okay, I think they rough out around like 15 feet or so.
Speaker 4:Do you guys know what the tallest blobfish is? I'm asking, I don't have the answer. I'm just asking if you guys know.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I have that off the top of my head for you. What is it? The giraffe?
Speaker 2:I don't have the answer, I'm just asking if you guys know I have that off the top of my head for you the giraffe you're talking about is the tallest male giraffe ever. Oh, george, yeah, the tallest female giraffe is Shaki, who lives in Tanzania and has a height of 22 feet.
Speaker 3:That's my girl. Yeah, suck it, george. He died in 1969.
Speaker 4:In case you were wondering, the tallest blobfish is literally just under a foot tall Shaggy weighs 5,100 pounds.
Speaker 2:Good lord, 5,100?
Speaker 3:Damn, I didn't think Holy fuck, I didn't think animals could get that heavy on land. Since we're talking about giraffes, do you guys know when giraffes Besides like hippos?
Speaker 1:and rhinos I guess.
Speaker 4:Do you guys know, when giraffes get into domain, battles they fight mainly using their necks. But, yes, there is a winner, but the winner dies shortly after, because they usually bruise their necks so badly that they can't swallow food or water anymore.
Speaker 3:Fucking idiots, Dumbasses, it's worth the victory Apparently, anyway, dumbasses, it's worth the victory Apparently, anyway. How are we voting, I guess? What was it? What was the female one?
Speaker 2:Shaggy.
Speaker 3:Shaggy. How are we voting? Shaggy? 22 feet 22 foot giraffe.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna say Personally.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna say two and a half, just cause I thought Giraffes were taller. Yeah, two and a half.
Speaker 5:In my brain.
Speaker 2:I thought giraffes were like 30 feet feet tall creatures, and they're not. I thought giraffes were huge.
Speaker 5:I'm giving it two. That was a very unsatisfying answer.
Speaker 3:It was underwhelming. For sure, doug, do you have anything for us?
Speaker 5:Alright, do you guys want the tallest living or inanimate thing?
Speaker 4:Tallest dead thing.
Speaker 5:Well, no, that's not what I'm doing.
Speaker 2:Tallest corpse you can just look up the tallest person.
Speaker 5:I have two things. So I'm asking if you guys want it to be a living thing or a not living thing, dead, thing, okay inanimate object.
Speaker 2:I see inanimate object was probably a living thing at one point.
Speaker 4:Non-living Thing that was never alive nor will ever be alive. Is that better? Okay, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5:Alright, how tall do you think the tallest snowman ever was? 23 feet 50 feet.
Speaker 4:You know, I think Matt's closer.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm gonna go 40 feet, it's 122 feet.
Speaker 5:It's 122 feet. Holy shit, holy fuck, how much does that shit weigh? It looks like I don't have a weight, but that seems dangerous. It was in Maine and I guess it was so small or so big that they were using full-blown objects as its arms and legs and shit like trees for arms. Put a bus in the shit Is there a picture of this thing. Let me see if I can find it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, show it to Discord, if you can find it. That sounds dangerous. What if you're standing next to it and it like collapsed?
Speaker 4:Yeah, because it's going to melt An avalanche. Yeah, that is an avalanche.
Speaker 3:It's just an avalanche. What happens when it melts?
Speaker 4:Oh, we had an avalanche.
Speaker 3:You live in Indiana.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5:All right pictures going into the chat.
Speaker 1:Check the chat.
Speaker 2:Holy shit, Really Fuck you.
Speaker 1:Tom.
Speaker 2:I got to be honest, though I'm a little disappointed because I figured I assumed like the image that I had in my head was balls yeah.
Speaker 4:I don't like the volcano.
Speaker 2:A little bit. They basically made a snow lighthouse.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 5:It also looks like they had to use a crane to do this To be, fair the pine trees like the full fucking pine trees as arms, that's pretty good.
Speaker 4:The pine trees the full fucking pine trees as arms, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3:Do you think they might have cheated a smidge? Do you think there's something underneath? That's a structural? It's not all snow.
Speaker 5:There's a structural bit. I'm sure when I was looking up images you could see they had scaffolding around it to keep snow in.
Speaker 4:I'm sure there's a structure in there that's like engineered snowman.
Speaker 3:I'm Buddy from Cake Boss and I made the world's largest cake, and it's just.
Speaker 2:Rice Krispie Treat it's cardboard.
Speaker 3:It's piping and Rice Krispie Treat.
Speaker 4:There's less cake in it than a fucking small wedding cake.
Speaker 3:I'm going to go with three out of five talls, just because it is very tall.
Speaker 4:If they had to do structural work and it's not just all snow, it's not tall in the way we want it to be tall and I know probably like physics
Speaker 3:gets in the way, but I want a big, tall snowman.
Speaker 2:If this podcast is a physics podcast you could just wrap a giant scarf around a mountain and be like there Biggest snowman ever.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what constitutes a snowman? Do they not just make a pile of snow? What makes it from a pile of snow to a snowman? Is it the scarf?
Speaker 4:Asking the real question.
Speaker 5:I think it's the people features on the mound of snow.
Speaker 3:So like to.
Speaker 1:Matt's point if.
Speaker 3:I just made some gigantic, like googly eyes and put them on a mountain. Did I now just make the world's tallest?
Speaker 2:snowman. If it looks like a snowman, it counts Clearly from the picture you just showed us.
Speaker 3:That's what we'll have to do.
Speaker 4:Do you guys want to know what the world's tallest hot dog is? Ooh, actually, we're going to let you guess, is?
Speaker 5:it in New York right now I don't think. So what? There's like a statue of a hot dog in Times Square. Maybe that like shoots confetti out of its penis.
Speaker 4:So this record has been held since 2001.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'm going to go with world's largest hot dog. It's just meat blended together and emulsified Meat. Yeah, exactly, is it with bun, or no?
Speaker 4:No, the picture shows no buns. Alright, so this is something.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say like 100 feet.
Speaker 3:It's so easy to do this you just make a fucking pipe and fill it with meat.
Speaker 2:I feel like the machine that makes hot dogs probably just cuts them off at some point and you could just modify the machine to never cut it off as long as you have pig to feed into the machine.
Speaker 4:Or any meat. I'm going 100 feet Any meat. Really Well, the FDA does allow up to 10% human meat in every hot dog.
Speaker 2:Oh, then we're good man. We got 8 billion of those fuckers.
Speaker 4:Oh, yeah, Easy Mike you're getting some 100 feet Okay.
Speaker 3:Oh wait, Did we rate Doug's snowman?
Speaker 4:Yeah, bad, yeah okay.
Speaker 3:I think it's just 120 feet, 120?.
Speaker 4:Okay, doug, what do you got?
Speaker 5:Bro, 120 feet's, like the size of that fucking snowman.
Speaker 4:Yeah, got bro 120 feet, it's like the size of that fucking snowman.
Speaker 5:Yeah, right, yeah, but if you laid that oh man nevermind, I think it's gonna be something dumb, like oh it's seven foot, like a real seven foot hot dog now, if it was sick, that'd be different, but I I'm in my brain.
Speaker 2:I think it's like normal where it's like the size of like a subway tunnel yeah, in my brain in my brain it's just real thin and fucking long.
Speaker 3:I think it's just a real thin, long one. I think that's what they just made here.
Speaker 2:I wasn't thinking proportional Mike you are onto something here.
Speaker 4:I'm going 100 feet it's just a small you were onto something with your logic, just not your guess. 718 feet, it's just a small long fucking thing. They just never put the knife piece down on the machine and just let it your guess 718 feet.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's just a small mother of God. They just never put the knife piece down on the machine and just let it keep going.
Speaker 4:They turned the hot dog machine on for like two weeks and were like we'll come back sometime, Whenever, yeah 718 feet.
Speaker 3:That was kind of a cop out. I feel like anyone can do that. Ooh, apparently this ooh ooh drama.
Speaker 4:We got some drama around this one, though Apparently, oh, apparently, this oh oh drama. We got some drama around this one, though apparently this is like the the the tallest hot dog asterisk, because people apparently speculate around the creation of it, saying that there may have been some starting and stopping times, as well as some reinforcement so we don't know, yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 4:You can't be reinforcing, you can't but if we're gonna go with the one, that's actually holy shit, uh, 20,000 feet, um, actually holy shit. The next one so 718 feet, right, the next one under that is 15 feet is it proportional, at least like?
Speaker 3:is it meaty or is it still small?
Speaker 4:no, it's like, like, like a hot dog size, like well, you just did this.
Speaker 3:That's a hot dog size is it's like a hot dog size.
Speaker 4:Well, you just did this. That's a hot dog size. Is it a regular hot dog?
Speaker 3:size. Here the guy's holding it. He can't close his hand around it. Okay, no, that's pretty big.
Speaker 1:That's a girthy bitch.
Speaker 3:It's like the size of a sub sandwich.
Speaker 4:If you had to guess, there's the same amount of hot dog in that one as there is with the 718 foot one.
Speaker 2:But this is really tall.
Speaker 3:All right, I see the picture now.
Speaker 2:Also, we're really considering length here.
Speaker 3:I see the picture now we just turn it sideways.
Speaker 2:The 700 foot long one definitely is bigger, doesn't count, though, if it can't stand up on its own.
Speaker 4:Also, jason, if you take some fishing line and attach it to the ISS and you hang it from it.
Speaker 3:yes, what's up? There's two here. I'm kind of confused. You should be, because this says Hang on that second one's illegitimate.
Speaker 4:The almost 2,000 foot one is illegitimate, and I'm not here to peddle misinformation.
Speaker 3:This is the 718 feet one, it says, in Germany, where a group manufactured and served a U-shaped hot dog with a length of 718 feet. However, this attempt was not a valid one oh, and it says underneath that in 2006, record setting world's longest hot dog 200 feet and that one is actually a thick boy. That one is like the size of like I would say like a football like a rack of ribs.
Speaker 4:We're saying 200 feet 200 feet, it looks like. So 200 feet confirmed 718 feet. There's some shadiness going around.
Speaker 3:There's one that's 2,000 feet. That's again. Does not reflect this record in any of its publications of 2006.
Speaker 5:This one's very up in the air. It looks like.
Speaker 4:Either way, there's a lot going on here, but yeah, that's a lot. The smallest one is 200 feet.
Speaker 3:I'm going to say that's a big-ass fucking hot dog Question. Mark out of five because there's like seven different answers there.
Speaker 4:This is like a. I didn't know. There was a conspiracy theory around hot dog length Apparently, but here we are Apparently All right. Okay, I got one here, I think Matt also has one?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but what do you think that tallest high-heeled shoe ever is? Ooh.
Speaker 4:Seven feet Two and a half feet, two foot that's insane.
Speaker 3:Seven feet, because I think it's meant to be insane on purpose Seven feet.
Speaker 4:Okay, ooh, here's a good question. Is it meant to be worn?
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's a good question actually, or is it more like Like a museum piece, like you can?
Speaker 4:look at it Cool, but no one would ever fucking wear it.
Speaker 3:I'm still going with seven feet.
Speaker 4:That's like I didn't do this much research.
Speaker 2:I. There's no way anybody's wearing this.
Speaker 4:Okay, I'm more on board with the 7. I'm gonna go 7.1 feet. Son of a bitch.
Speaker 3:Twice as right ruling me 9 feet.
Speaker 2:Actually yes, 9 feet.
Speaker 3:Wow, damn 9 feet 3 inches and it was created by Dito Fashion Club, but it is, wow Damn Closest without going over. There you go.
Speaker 2:Nine feet three inches and it was created by Dito Fashion Club. But it is very obviously not actually a shoe, it's just a shoe-shaped object.
Speaker 3:Oh, so it's like a display piece.
Speaker 2:It's shoe-tm, You're right yeah, it's the proportions of a normal high-heeled shoe, just really big.
Speaker 4:It's like the car that was shaped like a shoe. Technically it's a big shoe.
Speaker 3:I'll give it two out of five talls, just because it's not functional.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm not even recognizing it. Zero, no, none.
Speaker 3:I don't recognize it. Don't care, I'll give it two because it's still technically big.
Speaker 4:If you have to go technically a shoe fuck, you Just go fuck yourself. I'm out on that Interesting. I have one, I'm out, I'm done.
Speaker 3:I got no more I got two more. I got one more. What? What do we think is the tallest cow on record?
Speaker 4:On record.
Speaker 3:Tallest cow on record 7.4 feet.
Speaker 5:uh oh, on record, not nine feet we're going nines.
Speaker 4:if it's on record, I think it technically might be like 12 and change because of the Paul Bunyan bullshit Do butter cows count.
Speaker 3:What's a cow in general?
Speaker 4:General cow.
Speaker 3:What do you think, Moop? It's here in.
Speaker 2:Illinois. I'm thinking about like seven feet tall, like Jason was saying, like a little bit taller than 72 inches right, 72 to 84?. I'll go with 8 feet, just to be different.
Speaker 3:Jason, you were closest. It is 6 feet 4 inches, not 7 feet 4 inches like you said, which I did expect more but, I, will say a six foot four inch cow, that's big A cow. Tall, right Huge. Her name is Blossom. She is from Orangeville. Illinois, that's a big fucking cow, six foot four inches. Okay, how?
Speaker 2:much do they weigh as tall?
Speaker 3:Doesn't have a weight here. I also looked up. Largest bull Same doesn't have a weight here. I also looked up largest bull same size.
Speaker 1:Yeah interesting.
Speaker 4:But yeah, oh, I'm sorry Matt. Is a really tall podcast, a little too boring for you.
Speaker 5:Hey man, it's a really really boring podcast.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I just thought that was interesting, man.
Speaker 2:I have news waiting in the wings for me, biggest cow Doug, what do you got?
Speaker 3:Doug man, I have news waiting in the wings for me Biggest cow, Doug. What do you?
Speaker 5:got Doug, yeah what do? You got All right. This one is it's. I guess it's more of a longest, but I'll give it tall because, well, what do you think? The tallest slash, longest wiener dog ever was 3 feet 5.3 feet 4 feet 3 feet it was 3 feet. I got the image.
Speaker 2:His name is Herbert 2 out of five talls. What do you guys think the tallest hat ever was?
Speaker 5:Look at how long this dog is Four and a half feet Tallest hat.
Speaker 3:Is it a beaver hat Dog the long way. Do you have a picture of the hat? Huh, it's for Matt. Do you have a picture of the hat?
Speaker 2:Oh, do I have a picture of the hat? Can you draw a picture Does? It count feather.
Speaker 3:Is there a feather in the cap and they're counting the feather size or something?
Speaker 2:No, it's a top hat.
Speaker 3:I'm going to go with 40 feet. I'm going with 40 feet, Doug Dimmadome style it's a beaver hat? Yeah, it's a beaver top hat it's a beaver hat? Yeah, it's a beaver top hat 40 feet, 600 feet, no more. And I only say that because fucking Ethan from H3H3, he had supports and everything, but they did beanies on beanies and he kept stacking beanies and they got up to 30 feet. So I'm going to go with 75 feet.
Speaker 2:Well, that's beanies stacked on top of each other.
Speaker 3:You're talking strictly top hat they were just able to do that, so I imagine this is what Guinness considers to be the world's tallest hat 75 feet.
Speaker 4:I'm going to say 43 feet.
Speaker 2:You guys are way over estimating 15 feet and 9 inches.
Speaker 4:What type of hat is it?
Speaker 5:It's a top hat 600 feet was a bad guess for sure.
Speaker 3:It's Doug Dibbadoe. Holy shit, doug Dibbadoe yeah it is Doug Dibbadoe.
Speaker 5:It is Doug.
Speaker 2:Dibbadoe, it was achieved by. Dylan Ozer in Tampa, florida, in 2018. And yeah, shout out Tampa, not gonna lie and yeah, shout out Tampa.
Speaker 4:I'm learning way more than I ever wanted to on this podcast well, I'll give that.
Speaker 3:You know what? I'll give it 4 out of 5 talls, because I didn't think 15 feet was that much, but the picture does it justice. That's a big hat.
Speaker 2:That was a big hat so like you could do way taller if you were willing to like support it with stuff or whatever. But Guinness specifically said that for it to count he has to be able to walk in it, and this guy was able to walk wearing this hat. That's insane.
Speaker 1:I'll give him four out of five.
Speaker 3:No no. Four out of five talls. Five out of five talls, Really fucking tall.
Speaker 4:Five talls out of five podcasts.
Speaker 3:Get it moot.
Speaker 2:Really fucking tall.
Speaker 1:Hold on that's not it, that's not the one, really fucking tall.
Speaker 3:There it is Podcast. It gets five out of five from me Fucking tall.
Speaker 4:Man, I'm so happy that we have a surefire transition for when Deluty fails.
Speaker 2:We can just be like you know what we got.
Speaker 4:Another thing.
Speaker 2:What do you got? I'm sure there's another podcast out there that's just dedicated to the tallest things, probably.
Speaker 4:Maybe, I don't know, do they do it as well as us?
Speaker 3:Fuck no, absolutely not. So you're out, you don't have any more.
Speaker 4:Oh, no, I had tallest one more.
Speaker 3:Okay, I got one more after you how tall do you think is the world's and I'm going to largest on this because it's a circle.
Speaker 4:So perspective world's largest slash tallest, yo-yo oh, this is going to be something ridiculous, isn't it? Because someone did it like a fucking weather balloon or some shit. I'm going to say 30 feet oh, somebody definitely got into a balloon and did this. I'm gonna say 2,000 feet.
Speaker 2:I feel like if you tried to launch anything too heavy off the side of a you know what?
Speaker 4:you're right, I'm gonna say 1,000 feet 1,000 feet.
Speaker 5:I just found a good one actually after this, so I have one more too this is never gonna end.
Speaker 3:Really tall, you're saying 1, really tall. You're saying a thousand feet, yeah. And you're saying what, matt?
Speaker 2:30 feet.
Speaker 3:You're both off. But the surprising thing to me isn't exactly the height. So it is 11 feet 10 inches, Almost 11 feet 11 inches, but the weight 4,625. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:It has to be, that's right.
Speaker 3:The disc plunges 120 feet on a rope Is that?
Speaker 1:it Is that a 68 ton crane.
Speaker 3:That person riding it. Yes, there's a video of her riding it.
Speaker 2:Holy fuck.
Speaker 3:Let me put this in the fucking discord. That shit's insane.
Speaker 4:If you were to use this person as a pie chart and this yo-yo is the graph she would make up like a tenth of it. I don't care, I don't need ads.
Speaker 3:I just want to see her do the thing.
Speaker 4:Whoa, you see that shit. Yep, there it goes. Look at that, holy fuck. Wait, she's on the edge of that.
Speaker 3:No, she's not on there.
Speaker 4:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:I'd be like she, she's going to die, but it is yo-yoing You're going to die, bitch, you're going to die. Yeah, it fucking yo-yos, yeah. So I expected it to be bigger but I did not expect the weight to be that. I expected the. I did not expect 4,600 pounds. Now, here's my question. For that, though, is that?
Speaker 4:are they talking about the height of the yo-yo itself?
Speaker 3:Yes, or. The question for that, though, is that are they talking about the height of the yo-yo itself or the highest point? The yo-yo itself was 11 feet almost 12 feet?
Speaker 2:I misunderstood, alright my final one, the final, the final countdown. I lost it. Where'd my browser?
Speaker 1:go.
Speaker 2:I'm doing another long one, I'm sorry. What do you think the longest toe is ever?
Speaker 4:Mine, my middle toe.
Speaker 3:Four inches.
Speaker 4:No, okay, hold on, it has to be longer than mine. My middle toe is about two inches long, so three inches.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna go with six inches.
Speaker 4:That's like opposable, that's monkey. Yeah, that's like four joints.
Speaker 3:I'm going monkey. Six inches.
Speaker 2:Doug.
Speaker 3:Doug, we can't hear you.
Speaker 4:You stupid bitch.
Speaker 3:Use your fingers, use your fingers, use your fingers.
Speaker 4:Use sign language.
Speaker 3:Three inches he says three inches Five, it was five.
Speaker 4:That was close, damn.
Speaker 2:Matthew Gregory's big toe was five inches long and his little toe was an inch and a half.
Speaker 3:That's a bit five inches.
Speaker 4:That's almost monkey sense. This is how long my middle toe is. It's the exact same length as my pinky finger, and people call my feet alien feet. What five fucking inches? I don't know why my shit does that You're
Speaker 3:back.
Speaker 4:Because it knows you're going to say some I don't know. Five inches, that's some gnarly toes.
Speaker 3:I was close. But yeah, that's some gnarly toes. I will say, oh, we never rated my yo-yo. Yeah, how I was close. But yeah, that's some gnarly toes. I will say, oh, we never rated my yo-yo. You never rated your yo-yo. Yeah, how many toes.
Speaker 2:Four out of five, toes Three.
Speaker 4:Out of five toes, okay Out of five?
Speaker 3:yeah, Really fucking tall. So what do we rate? Five-inch toes. I'm going to go really fucking tall, really fucking tall.
Speaker 4:I'm going to go five out of five. Those are the tallest toes I've ever heard of.
Speaker 3:Really fucking tall.
Speaker 5:One out of five don't care for that.
Speaker 4:You don't have to care for it, I'm going to think of those toes next time I come.
Speaker 2:I said Matthew McGregor is Matthew McGrory, but anyway, he's also recognized by the Guinness World Records as the world's tallest actor, at 7 feet 6 inches tall. Damn what is he? Ben.
Speaker 4:That's how tall my brother is. I'm the shortest man in my family.
Speaker 2:The.
Speaker 4:Devil's Rejects.
Speaker 5:And Big Bitch oh yeah, he passed away, didn't he?
Speaker 2:Who did 2005.
Speaker 5:He plays the really tall guy, oh yeah. Yeah, he passed away, didn't he who did 2005.
Speaker 2:Yeah who, he plays the really tall guy, oh yeah yeah, yeah, he's also credited as Tall Alien in Men in Black. Yes, oh, I know who that is then. Yep, that's all you had to say. It's a white music video.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Oh my God, All right, all right, I got my last one.
Speaker 4:You ready for?
Speaker 5:this what do you think the tallest Lego structure is? Okay?
Speaker 4:can I ask a clarifying question? It's just brick stacked, okay, that's what I was going to ask.
Speaker 2:I'm going to go with really fucking tall 2,000 feet Nah 200 feet.
Speaker 5:Matt got it at really fucking tall.
Speaker 3:Okay, no, it uh 114 feet, okay, yeah that's more realistic. Is it at lego land? I haven't. It's in italy, so not lego land, so no lego, lego sicily lego sicily.
Speaker 5:Yeah, actually, it's lego milan, lego mylon lego lopolis and it was uh. It took 555 000 lego bricks to create the tower no wonder legos are so expensive.
Speaker 4:Motherfucker took them all we gotta do some deludidas legos I would love to bring over no I'm just gonna bring over my fucking bucket of random Legos and be like alright, build some shit, whoever has the best looking thing. Cool, you get a paycheck this week.
Speaker 3:I'm not that kind of autistic. I don't care for Legos oh, I am well, boys, that was a really tall podcast. Does anybody have any?
Speaker 5:other ones that they want to do really fucking tall no podcast so what uh out of all Fucking tall no, I'm done Really fucking tall Podcast.
Speaker 3:So what out of all the tall things we went over today?
Speaker 5:what is your?
Speaker 3:favorite tall thing.
Speaker 5:Definitely the jism one yeah.
Speaker 4:The fucking 18 feet nine inches that's insane right, that's literally ungodly.
Speaker 3:I literally okay, I've had the tallest. And do you think it was the same amount, like the same quantity of jizz, as a normal person, or more?
Speaker 4:It has to be a smaller amount. It has to be more. No, it has to be less.
Speaker 2:See, here's the thing I'm wondering. I'm wondering if it's like a steady stream, or if it's just like a very small.
Speaker 3:Like a tiny.
Speaker 4:Like a dot, like a little dot, just a little, my guys dick went swift. But the pressure, but the pressure.
Speaker 2:I think, it was.
Speaker 4:I think it was like a thimble full of cum that was behind like a fucking pressure washer Of pressure, and that's what happened.
Speaker 5:Do you think, fucking, can you imagine like impregnating someone, like does it like blow the egg up just completely?
Speaker 4:oh, dude that blows their hypothalamus up like they have to wipe this off the inside of their nose. There's so much internal pressure. Yes, he does internal bleeding you're gonna have to go apologize to your neighbor after you come like that's what's gonna happen here.
Speaker 3:The neighbors are just reading their books in bed and you just hear.
Speaker 5:The fuck was that, helen? It just sounds like a shotgun cocking.
Speaker 4:It's like did somebody egg my house? There's no yield.
Speaker 2:I was laughing at it. I was thinking about him trying to be discreet as a teenager.
Speaker 4:His mom's just like in the kitchen or something and she just hears his ankle socks turn into tube socks man no, those got fucking holes in them now oh yeah, that's a subway sock, not a tunnel sock no, it's like a hobo sock.
Speaker 5:He's got like one big toe out of it. You know, holy fuck guys, we love you so much. One big toe out of it.
Speaker 4:You know what I'm saying. Holy fuck guys. We love you so much.
Speaker 2:There's a glove between the couch.
Speaker 1:Holy shit.
Speaker 4:Middle fingers up Jesus.
Speaker 3:Christ. Well, this was really tall podcast everybody.
Speaker 4:Really fucking tall. Yeah, this guy wins tallest tallest really.
Speaker 3:Tall of the day, tall.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the jizz guy wins tallest tallest really tall of the day, 18 feet 9 inches that's insane tallest, really tall of the day.
Speaker 3:Good job to him. You tall better than all the other tall people, you tall better than the other tall things thank you for joining us. We're gonna do this again, because this was, this was great.
Speaker 4:I don't care if you hated this we had so much fun $20. You get access to a really tall podcast you can hear about all the really tall things that exist in the world. Maybe we'll do the smallest next time Really small podcast Really fat podcast we get all the angles.
Speaker 5:All the axes the Z axis, the Y axis Really underscore podcast.
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