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Really Tall Podcast Episode
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Speaker 2Yeah, doug, are you recording Jesus? Calm down, brother.
Speaker 3Hello, everybody hey what's up brother. Welcome to Really Tall Podcast.
Speaker 4Really fucking Tall Podcast.
Speaker 2It's the Lootie Podcast Network.
Speaker 4Yeah, this is actually the second show In this Lootie Podcast Network, I mean as you guys, really fucking tall podcast.
Speaker 3As you're already aware. I mean, you've heard Really Tall Podcast before, so so like welcome back, not much. Episode two this is like that from Rick and Morty, where they just have Vindicators 3.
Speaker 4Vindicators 3,. Yeah, this is really tall. Podcast five, one and two.
Speaker 3It's just that, yeah, this is the fifth episode.
Speaker 2I thought you were saying this was like multi-dimensional TV.
Speaker 4That too, interdimensional cable yeah.
Speaker 3Interdimensional cable. Yeah, welcome to.
Speaker 4Really Tall.
Speaker 3Podcast. We're just talking about tall things, really fucking tall things, really fucking tall podcast, podcast Podcast. So, boys, I got some weird tall stuff that I want to talk about today. Same. First and foremost, I wanted to look for things that are tall but you wouldn't expect them to be tall, but they're tall for what they are tall, short things, short things that are tall like you wouldn't expect these things to be as big as they are. You know what I mean, like a tall bookmark kind of. Yeah, that kind of works okay actually honestly.
Speaker 3I should have looked at one.
Speaker 4I've got a list in my head, yeah wow, uh, anyway.
Speaker 3So I found something that is uniquely tall, um for its own people, um I wouldn't call it people it's called the indian, or you could also call it the malabar giant squirrel. So this bad boy is the world's largest squirrel, really Really fucking tall, and it is located in India, hence where he gets his name you don't need to explain that part.
Speaker 3It lives in Peninsular India. If that helps at all, it can grow to be one meter in length, which doesn't sound like a lot before a squirrel In tallness. Length to a squirrel is tall.
Speaker 4Because they can stand up still. So yeah, but this is really tall podcast.
Speaker 3This is really tall podcast.
Speaker 4So it can grow up to be one meter tall.
Speaker 3What is? Ew? That's fucking disgusting. Doug Taco-flavored sunflower seeds.
Speaker 5You have no idea. They are so good Just eat a fucking taco.
Speaker 3What are you doing, ow. What are you doing? Ow, ow.
Speaker 4What are you doing?
Speaker 3Anyway. So this squirrel again. I'm just saying I don't. We've seen squirrels. You know, squirrels we have around here are, you know, your typical Midwest squirrels? The American squirrel, the American squirrel and it's like they're like seven inches, maybe a foot tall. You know what I mean. Yeah, they're usually pretty small. This guy's a meter.
Speaker 4That's three feet, three fucking feet, this thing is three feet the size of a sloth yeah, it's a pretty big fucking squirrel.
Speaker 3That's like that big, that much squirrel. That's a, that's a big squirrel kind of intimidating squirrels are super cute, but like I'm always terrified that one's gonna like jump on me, just the slender man of squirrels maybe? Yeah, I don't know how slender it is, but um, now the the nice thing about it. The funny thing is now, admittedly, most of its height is coming from its tail. Um two-thirds of it, unfortunately, is tail well, that's fucking cheating.
Speaker 4I still count it, I still count it.
Speaker 3Um, now, they do. Usually hang out in the canopies of trees and they rarely ever come down. It moves from one tree to another and it can jump six meters, which is 18 feet. This thing can jump 18 feet, a three-foot squirrel.
Speaker 4Imagine just walking home one day Six times its height.
Speaker 3Imagine walking home one day and see a squirrel on like the house across the street. Nearly that's a big squirrel and it leaps at you from across the street.
Speaker 4It just clears the whole fucking street and just jumps to the next roof. It's fucking terrible.
Speaker 3Spider-man, squirrel-man, spider-squirrel, squirrel-girl Hell yeah, yeah, jesus, yeah, I thought that was a really tall squirrel I know, I thought that was interesting uh, I also I have one here really fucking tall really fucking tall.
Speaker 4We need to, we need like a yeah, we need the sound, we need that sound bite yep, well, let's get a rating system.
Speaker 3How many talls do we give this out of five talls?
Speaker 4I think that answers the question, really fucking tall.
Speaker 3You gotta cut it right when it's done though it's a work in progress, out of short To really fucking tall. How would you rate this guy? That's when you hit the cue Really fucking tall, To be fair short. But in the perspective of a squirrel, compared to other squirrels, I'd say it's tall as shit.
Speaker 4I don't know many squirrels.
Speaker 5To be honest with you Not personally anyway- If the squirrel was bigger than me, then I'd call it tall. Okay, is it? Mm-hmm? No, no, oh well, it's not.
Speaker 4The squirrel's.
Speaker 3It's more than half of my height though imagine that whoa, that okay, I don't fucking like seven.
Speaker 4This is three feet tall it's like right here to me. Yeah, it comes into like your rib cage it's almost to my nipples it could give you cpr very tall.
Speaker 3That's a tall squirrel, that's really fucking tall so I'm gonna give this, I'm gonna give this squirrel, I'm gonna give this really fucking out of talls four out of five.
Speaker 4Talls four out of five talls.
Speaker 3Four out of five talls. I'm with Doug a little bit. If it was like me size then it'd be five out of five.
Speaker 2But it's almost there. I don't believe this is possible. Three feet I almost don't believe it's possible.
Speaker 3Exactly so. I'm giving it four out of five talls. That's fucking tall.
Speaker 5I'm going to interject here real quick with just a question.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 5Okay, what do you guys think? The tallest Mohawk ever was recorded by Guinness World Records? Six and a half feet, four feet, ten feet Y'all are going really fucking tall, huh.
Speaker 4Yeah, this is a really tall podcast, doug. We wouldn't have things on the show that were not really fucking tall.
Speaker 5Well, it's only 44 inches.
Speaker 3That's still pretty big, that's 3 feet.
Speaker 1That's over 3 feet.
Speaker 3I said 4 feet, you did. I said 10 and then I dropped down to 4.
Speaker 5I heard 10, 28. I was close. That is really fucking tall, you did. I said 10 and then I dropped down to 4. I heard 10, but 28. I was close.
Speaker 2That is really fucking tall, really fucking tall. I'll give that 3.5 tall.
Speaker 4My mohawk was a foot tall in college and that shit was a nightmare to keep.
Speaker 3That's what I'm saying it doesn't sound that impressive, though I'll give it 3 out of 5.
Speaker 2Imagine if you're 6 feet tall. Three feet is half your body.
Speaker 4I'm six foot. That's half my height.
Speaker 3Hair is not that hard. Hair is not that hard to get length on.
Speaker 5To be fair, mike, this took him 15 years to grow his hair out, though Really, that's really fucking tall. That's a tall age.
Speaker 3You know what it is almost four feet. That's a tall age. You know what it is almost four feet, that's a tall age. It's a tall age. I'll bump it up to four. If you want to hit five feet even, I'll give it three and a half talls.
Speaker 5I'm at like three and a half four-ish. I'm at like three talls.
Speaker 3That is big. Now that I'm thinking about it, that is up to my neck. That's a big mohawk.
Speaker 2That neck yeah, that's a big mohawk, that's a big fucking mohawk.
Speaker 4That's a lot of hair. That's really half my person in a mohawk. That's a lot of hair. Imagine trying to keep that from like dreading up or nodding or like, oh jesus, nope, nope, nope, you might have hair gel, it's no, you just use umber's glue at that point.
Speaker 5Yeah right, that's what I did I got some other random tall shit if you want to keep guessing uh, hang on.
Speaker 3Well, does anybody else anybody else have one? Well, I think Mike has more tall stuff.
Speaker 4I do. I have several tall stuff. I have four total, let's just go down the line. Oh, this is going to be a long-ass bonus.
Speaker 3I love it. So, Matt, you're right next to Doug on my screen. You got one.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah. So, as it were, how big, as it were, how big do you think the tallest raccoon ever was?
Speaker 3Ooh, I'm gonna go with Four and a half feet. Yeah, I was gonna say three and a half, but raccoons already get to be.
Speaker 4They some girthy bitches.
Speaker 5Are we talking like Some, like dinosaur?
Speaker 4Like a Wisconsin raccoon or like a red raccoon.
Speaker 3What do they call it?
Speaker 4It's a red panda.
Speaker 3But they're technically raccoons, I think, or are they foxes?
Speaker 4They're fox, pandacoons.
Speaker 2I don't know which raccoon, I don't know species of raccoon.
Speaker 5I'm going eight feet, just a raccoon, holy fuck.
Speaker 2Eight feet, an eight foot raccoon.
Speaker 4That's just a werewolf.
Speaker 3That's a cryptid.
Speaker 5I'm talking dinosaurs brother.
Speaker 3Oh my god, new cryptid. Imagine a cryptid where, like, you're walking home and you hear something ruffling around the dumpster outside like Denny's, and you're like oh, it's just a cute little raccoon. You see its tail bobbing out and you know that little squeak that raccoons make. You know that little squeak that raccoons make. It's that.
Speaker 4But deep it's like a koala.
Speaker 3And it just busts out and it's just an eight-foot raccoon, chunky as shit, and just beelines it away while it's cleaning its food in a puddle.
Speaker 2He's just like sup bro.
Speaker 3You eating this bone.
Speaker 2Don't fucking judge me. No, the world's tallest raccoon Was 43 inches. And his name was Bandit and he Weighed 75 pounds at the age of 10 years old Fuck 75 pounds.
Speaker 3Do raccoons live to be? That? How old do raccoons live to be?
Speaker 4He's asking his phone, not you guys cause he none of us know Up to 16 years. Damn.
Speaker 3In captivity 20. Wow, huh, man, I didn't want to learn anything tonight, God damn it.
Speaker 4That's true. I didn't want to learn shit tonight. Well, you did Wow.
Speaker 3So, we were almost right, you learned about Bandit the raccoon in 2004. We said four feet, we're almost there. What did you say? It?
Speaker 2was 43 inches. We were about five inches off. The same as that Mohawk. Same as that Mohawk.
Speaker 1Mohawks, raccoons they're the same.
Speaker 3I'll give that. Honestly, I'm going to give it Because I was so shocked. I'm going to give that four out of five I'm giving it two and a half out of five.
Speaker 2Only because of five. I'm giving it two and a half out of five.
Speaker 3Wow only because, like well, raccoons, in my opinion, are ready, are already like three and a half.
Speaker 4You said raccoons, in my opinion, aren't ready. No, I mean, they're already, aren't?
Speaker 3three, three and a half feet I feel. On average I feel like four.
Speaker 4That's not that big for a raccoon all right, you come face to face with a four foot tall raccoon you tell me it's. It's like three foot nine okay, you come face to face with a three foot nine raccoon and you tell me I think most raccoons are like three foot.
Speaker 3They're not that much shorter. I feel, you feel.
Speaker 4Why don't you Google?
Speaker 5average length.
Speaker 4How tall is your? Average raccoon yeah, I don't think we should go off Mike's feelings. How smart is your average bear Sixteen to twenty inches.
Speaker 2Twenty-eight inches on the high end is your average, so it is so two and a half feet ish.
Speaker 4There's normally two and a half. Yeah, holy shit, yeah double. That'd be like finding a 12 foot tall human. That's a chalky fuck.
Speaker 5That'd be like finding a little Can you move again back and forth.
Speaker 3Just humor me.
Speaker 2Think about a 75.
Speaker 3What are you? I don't like that dude. I'm sorry I'm breaking the wall. A are you? I don't like that dude.
Speaker 4I know what I'm sorry, I'm breaking the wall a little bit here.
Speaker 2I don't like that dude. What'd you say? God damn it, Matt, that wasn't me. Oh, someone else, no dude.
Speaker 4There's a fucking shadow on the wall moving.
Speaker 1I thought it was your shadow, but it doesn't.
Speaker 3It's between that step stool and the Spider-Man poster, is it that?
Speaker 4I just saw it.
Speaker 3It's fucking you. It's fucking you. I'm not moving. That's you. I'm not moving. That's gotta be you, move forward.
Speaker 2Did you just see?
Speaker 3it. Move, though I didn't move. You're closer to the light. Look at me move. I don't give a fuck. I didn't move. You're closer to the light.
Speaker 4Look at me move.
Speaker 3I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4Look at me move Beep, Okay whatever it's, you somehow Watch me nae, nae.
Speaker 3That scared the shit out of me, especially with that knock. Fuck you, no, so I would yeah again. That's good by alarm ringtone. It's not that big. I'm giving it two and a half, I'll go three. I'll go three. I guess it is double the size. Don't give it a peer pressure.
Speaker 4It is about double the size. I'll give it three. It'd be like finding a 12 foot tall human being. I'm giving Bandit a three and a half.
Speaker 5Just because I like raccoons.
Speaker 3Raccoons are pretty great.
Speaker 2Can you imagine a 75 pound raccoon?
Speaker 4I know this isn't a really fat podcast, but 75 pounds. Do you want natural or the farthest thing from natural, natural?
Speaker 2Natural.
Speaker 4Okay.
Speaker 2I like big naturals.
Speaker 4Hit me with it I love big naturals For your big natural post of the night. Oh my god, this fucking ad won't go away there we go.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm right. Have you guys ever Boob. Jokes are pretty good huh Boobs.
Speaker 4Has anybody here heard of the name Horst Scholls? No, horst Horst. H-o-r-s-t. Horst Scholls. No, horst Horst. H-o-r-s-t. Horst Scholls, the world's most famous long distance ejaculator, and he himself has ejaculated up to heights of 18 feet 9 inches. Holy shit, that's like two stories. Dog, my guy, I have so many questions, that's almost a two-story fucking building.
Speaker 2Imagine getting hit in the face by that at a distance of a few inches.
Calculating the Physics of Cum Velocity
Speaker 4That's the physics. What's the speed? The fucking physics. Yes, what a physics. I came two stories today. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2I need somebody with like a baseball speed gun but we need to okay we need to find the average, the average weight of a load and then find the velocity of the dick exit energy.
Speaker 4I don't know what the fuck you'd call that can't believe I'm googling this.
Speaker 3Hold on hell, yeah, I do know, if a dolphin oh yeah, 35 miles an hour, we can use a calculator, it will snap your neck. If a dolphin hits you in the face, it snaps your neck. We can do some calculations. It will snap your neck. If a dolphin ejaculates on your neck point blank, it will snap your neck in half.
Speaker 2Weight of average ejaculation. This isn't.
Speaker 4Human, human, human. I know you'd think that might not matter, but it does so he came two stories yeah almost two stories of cum 18 feet. Yeah, the force. How the fuck, how. I want to see the physics equation behind that. Like what is? I want to know what the fucking exit.
Speaker 3Velocity is Also. Gravity was working against him Right, he was shooting up. What is the exit velocity?
Speaker 5It says average speed for cum is 27 miles per hour.
Speaker 3Holy shit, I didn't actually expect that.
Speaker 1Holy fuck. So given an hour and the perfect velocity my cum would go 27 miles.
Speaker 3The funny thing is we could if any of us were smart enough. We could figure out, because we know, we know, uh, gravity is uh nine meters 9.8 meters per second squared so we could in in theory use that against 27 miles per hour. Oh my god, you could find the force you could.
Speaker 4Find the force you could find the exit velocity you can find the muzzle velocity of somebody's fucking cock man. We're doing the real science here. Why the fuck is noAA getting grants when we?
Speaker 3aren't. Can someone look up the One of you guys? I'm not going to destroy my search history here. Look up the average, I guess distance of a jism launch.
Speaker 4I was going to say the size of a load.
Speaker 2Size is about 3 milliliters. I already found that Average distance, oh no, average launching power.
Speaker 3I think Size is about 3 milliliters. I already found that. What about distance? Average distance, Average distance. Then you can oh no Average launching power.
Speaker 4I think, like exit velocity, you'd need to know Because you can figure everything else out from that.
Speaker 3Well, if we know the average distance, we can elaborate where, like he, is, on the average, let's call it 2 feet.
Speaker 4Wow, really 2 feet.
Speaker 5Feet is the average and this dude fucking launched against gravity 18.9.
Speaker 4That's very loosely what it says, but I'm giving us a place to start so, according to google, if the average human human being with capabilities of launching jism can launch at about 2 feet right, that's what you're saying that means, holy fucking christ, can lunge at about two feet. Right, that's what you're saying. That means that's what it.
Speaker 3He was nine times, holy fucking Christ, nine times the average man's spook.
Speaker 4I want to know like how small, how tight, how constricted is his fucking vast? How much iron did he have in him? That's a question. What are his muscle contractions like? Ooh, I wonder how fucking big his epididymis is. Do you think he?
Speaker 3held it in, he's just pressurizing it.
Speaker 4Yeah, he pressurized it. It's like the Yellowstone caldera, just waiting to blow.
Speaker 2I was trying to find some sort of calculation I could use to figure this out, but I did stumble across a Reddit post that says how fast would a cum shot have to be to kill somebody?
Speaker 230 37 miles an hour this guy says 73 newtons to crack a skull and you ejaculate roughly five milliliters of semen every time and semen has a density of about one gram per milliliter. So five grams of semen every time. You spank the monkey and do it. To achieve 73 newtons of force with a 5 gram object, it needs to accelerate at 14,600 meters per square meters per second.
Speaker 4Yes, that's to put a hole in somebody's skull. I will say we've seen better success when it comes to results hovering around the snapping of the neck, because we actually have data in that vein which is horrifying. I think a dolphin.
Speaker 3Dolphin.
Speaker 4Yeah, like snap someone's neck 37 miles an hour, it comes out of it, and if it jizzes point blank on your neck, it'll snap your neck in half.
Speaker 2This guy says you need 14,600 meters per second and 27 miles an hour is about 12.
Speaker 4How fast would cum have to leave your dick to recreate the Big Bang?
Speaker 3I think we've gone way off the rails we have, but anyway I'm going to give this guy a fucking Create a sonic boom Mach 6, jism. I'm giving this guy a fuck. This is the 5 out of 5.
Speaker 418.9 feet man.
Speaker 1Does it specifically say shot upwards or did he shoot across?
Speaker 4It said, to a height of 18.9 feet. God, what an absolute unit.
Speaker 3I feel so bad for that person's significant other.
Speaker 2This is according to the internet.
Speaker 4I'm so fucking done with this. Why are we spending our time here?
Speaker 3That person would shoot Spoot so hard that their significant other would fly and hit the ceiling or something God damn.
Speaker 4That's something to be proud of, though, right. That's something to be proud of.
Speaker 3I'm giving him five, five out of five.
Speaker 5Really fucking tall, really fucking tall. Six out of nine Love it.
Speaker 2What do you get? How tall do you think the world's biggest taco was?
Speaker 3world's biggest taco.
Speaker 2I'm gonna guess 6 meters as height, because you just turn it sideways oh, in that case 12 meters 9 feet 18 feet 35.9.
Speaker 4Damn oh damn a 1654 pound taco was created by the city of mexicali how much that way, california, mexico.
Speaker 2Uh, I just said 1654 pounds, holy fuck you do, you fuck Do you have a picture of it, holy shit. Or is it just information?
Speaker 3Can you draw us a picture Like is it mostly like meat, because I hate when they do that, or is there like an equal part shell?
Speaker 2and other veggies and whatnot. Taco let's see if we got a picture of it, a world's largest.
Speaker 3Because I saw something where they're like world's largest pizza and it's just like a huge thing of dough and it's just like sauce with a little bit of cheese sprinkled on top and it's like 35 feet long or some shit, and it's just like a small amount of cheese. I'm like that doesn't count.
Speaker 2You need to cover that bitch. I'm trying to image search it and I'm not really finding it.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's fine, alright, I have one. Actually, hang on. We have to rate the taco. I'm going to say 35, 36 feet, 5 out of 5, a lot bigger than I thought 10 out of 10. If somebody presented me with a 35 see, the problem with that is the shell cannot be hard. It's a soft shell, taco so it's a soft-shell taco, so it's a burrito. Well, yeah, I guess that's fair.
Speaker 2It kind of depends on if it was wrapped around.
Speaker 4I like how you say oh it's a burrito, you're disappointed that it's a fucking burrito. I hate burritos. Burritos suck ass.
Speaker 3Flour tortilla shells suck ass Corn tortilla forever I will never eat a flour. I hate flour tortillas. Suck, suck, suck. Anyway, five out of five, really fucking tall.
Speaker 4I'm going to have to fight to the death later it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 336 feet, holy shit, that's a big taco, oh God.
Speaker 2Too big, oh wait.
Speaker 4Wait, wait, wait. Someone just made a new one.
Speaker 2I think the record that I was looking at Was broken.
Speaker 3It's just in bigger taco Taco, biggest Taco bell created.
Speaker 2I'm not going to trust this Because I'm only seeing it in like this AI Summary thing.
Speaker 4I don't believe it.
Speaker 1Yeah, the AI summaries are always wrong, alright I got one here summary thing and I don't believe it. Yeah, the AI summaries are always wrong.
Tallest Giraffes and Snowman Height
Speaker 3I got one here, this is something that's already tall. How tall do you think the tallest giraffe is? 23 feet. Can you give me meters? No, you can do feet. That's fine, I have feet. I have feet, gir. Just divide it by three. You're right, I have feet. But how long? 9.8 meters. Giraffes are already big, they're long boys. How big do you think the biggest or the tallest giraffe is?
Speaker 4You want meters, you said no, all feet.
Speaker 2I'll take meters. Giraffes are normally like what feet? So I'm going to say the tallest giraffe ever is. I'm going to say 18?, 30 feet makes sense to me.
Speaker 4I'm going to say like 18 and 20 feet. So like 6 to 7 meters so 27.
Speaker 210 meters, that's my guess.
Speaker 3We have 10 meters, we have 27 feet, and you said what Between 6 and 7 meters, 6 and 7 meters, okay. So here's my guess we have 10 meters, we have 27 feet and you said what Between 6 and 7 meters, 6 and 7 meters, okay. So here's the thing.
Speaker 1We're all going to be disappointed because I was.
Speaker 3I thought giraffes were a bit taller 19 feet. The world's tallest giraffe was 19 feet. Oh damn.
Speaker 1I thought, giraffes were much taller.
Speaker 4I was spot on, I was with.
Speaker 3Matt, I thought giraffes were like 25, almost 30 feet.
Speaker 5It was right there. I think their average is like 18.
Speaker 2Average height of a giraffe Correct.
Speaker 3Okay, I think they rough out around like 15 feet or so.
Speaker 4Do you guys know what the tallest blobfish is? I'm asking, I don't have the answer. I'm just asking if you guys know.
Speaker 5Yeah, I have that off the top of my head for you. What is it? The giraffe?
Speaker 2I don't have the answer, I'm just asking if you guys know I have that off the top of my head for you the giraffe you're talking about is the tallest male giraffe ever. Oh, george, yeah, the tallest female giraffe is Shaki, who lives in Tanzania and has a height of 22 feet.
Speaker 3That's my girl. Yeah, suck it, george. He died in 1969.
Speaker 4In case you were wondering, the tallest blobfish is literally just under a foot tall Shaggy weighs 5,100 pounds.
Speaker 2Good lord, 5,100?
Speaker 3Damn, I didn't think Holy fuck, I didn't think animals could get that heavy on land. Since we're talking about giraffes, do you guys know when giraffes Besides like hippos?
Speaker 1and rhinos I guess.
Speaker 4Do you guys know, when giraffes get into domain, battles they fight mainly using their necks. But, yes, there is a winner, but the winner dies shortly after, because they usually bruise their necks so badly that they can't swallow food or water anymore.
Speaker 3Fucking idiots, Dumbasses, it's worth the victory Apparently, anyway, dumbasses, it's worth the victory Apparently, anyway. How are we voting, I guess? What was it? What was the female one?
Speaker 2Shaggy.
Speaker 3Shaggy. How are we voting? Shaggy? 22 feet 22 foot giraffe.
Speaker 1I'm gonna say Personally.
Speaker 2I'm gonna say two and a half, just cause I thought Giraffes were taller. Yeah, two and a half.
Speaker 5In my brain.
Speaker 2I thought giraffes were like 30 feet feet tall creatures, and they're not. I thought giraffes were huge.
Speaker 5I'm giving it two. That was a very unsatisfying answer.
Speaker 3It was underwhelming. For sure, doug, do you have anything for us?
Speaker 5Alright, do you guys want the tallest living or inanimate thing?
Speaker 4Tallest dead thing.
Speaker 5Well, no, that's not what I'm doing.
Speaker 2Tallest corpse you can just look up the tallest person.
Speaker 5I have two things. So I'm asking if you guys want it to be a living thing or a not living thing, dead, thing, okay inanimate object.
Speaker 2I see inanimate object was probably a living thing at one point.
Speaker 4Non-living Thing that was never alive nor will ever be alive. Is that better? Okay, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5Alright, how tall do you think the tallest snowman ever was? 23 feet 50 feet.
Speaker 4You know, I think Matt's closer.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm gonna go 40 feet, it's 122 feet.
Speaker 5It's 122 feet. Holy shit, holy fuck, how much does that shit weigh? It looks like I don't have a weight, but that seems dangerous. It was in Maine and I guess it was so small or so big that they were using full-blown objects as its arms and legs and shit like trees for arms. Put a bus in the shit Is there a picture of this thing. Let me see if I can find it.
Speaker 2Yeah, show it to Discord, if you can find it. That sounds dangerous. What if you're standing next to it and it like collapsed?
Speaker 4Yeah, because it's going to melt An avalanche. Yeah, that is an avalanche.
Speaker 3It's just an avalanche. What happens when it melts?
Speaker 4Oh, we had an avalanche.
Speaker 3You live in Indiana.
Speaker 4Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5All right pictures going into the chat.
Speaker 1Check the chat.
Speaker 2Holy shit, Really Fuck you.
Speaker 1Tom.
Speaker 2I got to be honest, though I'm a little disappointed because I figured I assumed like the image that I had in my head was balls yeah.
Speaker 4I don't like the volcano.
Speaker 2A little bit. They basically made a snow lighthouse.
Speaker 3Right.
Speaker 5It also looks like they had to use a crane to do this To be, fair the pine trees like the full fucking pine trees as arms, that's pretty good.
Speaker 4The pine trees the full fucking pine trees as arms, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3Do you think they might have cheated a smidge? Do you think there's something underneath? That's a structural? It's not all snow.
Speaker 5There's a structural bit. I'm sure when I was looking up images you could see they had scaffolding around it to keep snow in.
Speaker 4I'm sure there's a structure in there that's like engineered snowman.
Speaker 3I'm Buddy from Cake Boss and I made the world's largest cake, and it's just.
Speaker 2Rice Krispie Treat it's cardboard.
Speaker 3It's piping and Rice Krispie Treat.
Speaker 4There's less cake in it than a fucking small wedding cake.
Speaker 3I'm going to go with three out of five talls, just because it is very tall.
Speaker 4If they had to do structural work and it's not just all snow, it's not tall in the way we want it to be tall and I know probably like physics
Speaker 3gets in the way, but I want a big, tall snowman.
Speaker 2If this podcast is a physics podcast you could just wrap a giant scarf around a mountain and be like there Biggest snowman ever.
Speaker 3Yeah, what constitutes a snowman? Do they not just make a pile of snow? What makes it from a pile of snow to a snowman? Is it the scarf?
Speaker 4Asking the real question.
Speaker 5I think it's the people features on the mound of snow.
Speaker 3So like to.
Speaker 1Matt's point if.
Speaker 3I just made some gigantic, like googly eyes and put them on a mountain. Did I now just make the world's tallest?
Speaker 2snowman. If it looks like a snowman, it counts Clearly from the picture you just showed us.
Speaker 3That's what we'll have to do.
Speaker 4Do you guys want to know what the world's tallest hot dog is? Ooh, actually, we're going to let you guess, is?
Speaker 5it in New York right now I don't think. So what? There's like a statue of a hot dog in Times Square. Maybe that like shoots confetti out of its penis.
World Records
Speaker 4So this record has been held since 2001.
Speaker 3Okay, I'm going to go with world's largest hot dog. It's just meat blended together and emulsified Meat. Yeah, exactly, is it with bun, or no?
Speaker 4No, the picture shows no buns. Alright, so this is something.
Speaker 2I'm going to say like 100 feet.
Speaker 3It's so easy to do this you just make a fucking pipe and fill it with meat.
Speaker 2I feel like the machine that makes hot dogs probably just cuts them off at some point and you could just modify the machine to never cut it off as long as you have pig to feed into the machine.
Speaker 4Or any meat. I'm going 100 feet Any meat. Really Well, the FDA does allow up to 10% human meat in every hot dog.
Speaker 2Oh, then we're good man. We got 8 billion of those fuckers.
Speaker 4Oh, yeah, Easy Mike you're getting some 100 feet Okay.
Speaker 3Oh wait, Did we rate Doug's snowman?
Speaker 4Yeah, bad, yeah okay.
Speaker 3I think it's just 120 feet, 120?.
Speaker 4Okay, doug, what do you got?
Speaker 5Bro, 120 feet's, like the size of that fucking snowman.
Speaker 4Yeah, got bro 120 feet, it's like the size of that fucking snowman.
Speaker 5Yeah, right, yeah, but if you laid that oh man nevermind, I think it's gonna be something dumb, like oh it's seven foot, like a real seven foot hot dog now, if it was sick, that'd be different, but I I'm in my brain.
Speaker 2I think it's like normal where it's like the size of like a subway tunnel yeah, in my brain in my brain it's just real thin and fucking long.
Speaker 3I think it's just a real thin, long one. I think that's what they just made here.
Speaker 2I wasn't thinking proportional Mike you are onto something here.
Speaker 4I'm going 100 feet it's just a small you were onto something with your logic, just not your guess. 718 feet, it's just a small long fucking thing. They just never put the knife piece down on the machine and just let it your guess 718 feet.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's just a small mother of God. They just never put the knife piece down on the machine and just let it keep going.
Speaker 4They turned the hot dog machine on for like two weeks and were like we'll come back sometime, Whenever, yeah 718 feet.
Speaker 3That was kind of a cop out. I feel like anyone can do that. Ooh, apparently this ooh ooh drama.
Speaker 4We got some drama around this one, though Apparently, oh, apparently, this oh oh drama. We got some drama around this one, though apparently this is like the the the tallest hot dog asterisk, because people apparently speculate around the creation of it, saying that there may have been some starting and stopping times, as well as some reinforcement so we don't know, yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 4You can't be reinforcing, you can't but if we're gonna go with the one, that's actually holy shit, uh, 20,000 feet, um, actually holy shit. The next one so 718 feet, right, the next one under that is 15 feet is it proportional, at least like?
Speaker 3is it meaty or is it still small?
Speaker 4no, it's like, like, like a hot dog size, like well, you just did this.
Speaker 3That's a hot dog size is it's like a hot dog size.
Speaker 4Well, you just did this. That's a hot dog size. Is it a regular hot dog?
Speaker 3size. Here the guy's holding it. He can't close his hand around it. Okay, no, that's pretty big.
Speaker 1That's a girthy bitch.
Speaker 3It's like the size of a sub sandwich.
Speaker 4If you had to guess, there's the same amount of hot dog in that one as there is with the 718 foot one.
Speaker 2But this is really tall.
Speaker 3All right, I see the picture now.
Speaker 2Also, we're really considering length here.
Speaker 3I see the picture now we just turn it sideways.
Speaker 2The 700 foot long one definitely is bigger, doesn't count, though, if it can't stand up on its own.
Speaker 4Also, jason, if you take some fishing line and attach it to the ISS and you hang it from it.
Speaker 3yes, what's up? There's two here. I'm kind of confused. You should be, because this says Hang on that second one's illegitimate.
Speaker 4The almost 2,000 foot one is illegitimate, and I'm not here to peddle misinformation.
Speaker 3This is the 718 feet one, it says, in Germany, where a group manufactured and served a U-shaped hot dog with a length of 718 feet. However, this attempt was not a valid one oh, and it says underneath that in 2006, record setting world's longest hot dog 200 feet and that one is actually a thick boy. That one is like the size of like I would say like a football like a rack of ribs.
Speaker 4We're saying 200 feet 200 feet, it looks like. So 200 feet confirmed 718 feet. There's some shadiness going around.
Speaker 3There's one that's 2,000 feet. That's again. Does not reflect this record in any of its publications of 2006.
Speaker 5This one's very up in the air. It looks like.
Speaker 4Either way, there's a lot going on here, but yeah, that's a lot. The smallest one is 200 feet.
Speaker 3I'm going to say that's a big-ass fucking hot dog Question. Mark out of five because there's like seven different answers there.
Speaker 4This is like a. I didn't know. There was a conspiracy theory around hot dog length Apparently, but here we are Apparently All right. Okay, I got one here, I think Matt also has one?
Speaker 2Yeah, but what do you think that tallest high-heeled shoe ever is? Ooh.
Speaker 4Seven feet Two and a half feet, two foot that's insane.
Speaker 3Seven feet, because I think it's meant to be insane on purpose Seven feet.
Speaker 4Okay, ooh, here's a good question. Is it meant to be worn?
Speaker 5Yeah, that's a good question actually, or is it more like Like a museum piece, like you can?
Speaker 4look at it Cool, but no one would ever fucking wear it.
Speaker 3I'm still going with seven feet.
Speaker 4That's like I didn't do this much research.
Speaker 2I. There's no way anybody's wearing this.
Speaker 4Okay, I'm more on board with the 7. I'm gonna go 7.1 feet. Son of a bitch.
Speaker 3Twice as right ruling me 9 feet.
Speaker 2Actually yes, 9 feet.
Speaker 3Wow, damn 9 feet 3 inches and it was created by Dito Fashion Club, but it is, wow Damn Closest without going over. There you go.
Speaker 2Nine feet three inches and it was created by Dito Fashion Club. But it is very obviously not actually a shoe, it's just a shoe-shaped object.
Speaker 3Oh, so it's like a display piece.
Speaker 2It's shoe-tm, You're right yeah, it's the proportions of a normal high-heeled shoe, just really big.
Speaker 4It's like the car that was shaped like a shoe. Technically it's a big shoe.
Speaker 3I'll give it two out of five talls, just because it's not functional.
Speaker 4Yeah, I'm not even recognizing it. Zero, no, none.
Speaker 3I don't recognize it. Don't care, I'll give it two because it's still technically big.
Speaker 4If you have to go technically a shoe fuck, you Just go fuck yourself. I'm out on that Interesting. I have one, I'm out, I'm done.
Speaker 3I got no more I got two more. I got one more. What? What do we think is the tallest cow on record?
Speaker 4On record.
Speaker 3Tallest cow on record 7.4 feet.
Speaker 5uh oh, on record, not nine feet we're going nines.
Speaker 4if it's on record, I think it technically might be like 12 and change because of the Paul Bunyan bullshit Do butter cows count.
Speaker 3What's a cow in general?
Speaker 4General cow.
Speaker 3What do you think, Moop? It's here in.
Speaker 2Illinois. I'm thinking about like seven feet tall, like Jason was saying, like a little bit taller than 72 inches right, 72 to 84?. I'll go with 8 feet, just to be different.
Speaker 3Jason, you were closest. It is 6 feet 4 inches, not 7 feet 4 inches like you said, which I did expect more but, I, will say a six foot four inch cow, that's big A cow. Tall, right Huge. Her name is Blossom. She is from Orangeville. Illinois, that's a big fucking cow, six foot four inches. Okay, how?
Speaker 2much do they weigh as tall?
Speaker 3Doesn't have a weight here. I also looked up. Largest bull Same doesn't have a weight here. I also looked up largest bull same size.
Speaker 1Yeah interesting.
Speaker 4But yeah, oh, I'm sorry Matt. Is a really tall podcast, a little too boring for you.
Speaker 5Hey man, it's a really really boring podcast.
Speaker 3Yeah, I just thought that was interesting, man.
Speaker 2I have news waiting in the wings for me, biggest cow Doug, what do you got?
Speaker 3Doug man, I have news waiting in the wings for me Biggest cow, Doug. What do you?
Tallest Objects
Speaker 5got Doug, yeah what do? You got All right. This one is it's. I guess it's more of a longest, but I'll give it tall because, well, what do you think? The tallest slash, longest wiener dog ever was 3 feet 5.3 feet 4 feet 3 feet it was 3 feet. I got the image.
Speaker 2His name is Herbert 2 out of five talls. What do you guys think the tallest hat ever was?
Speaker 5Look at how long this dog is Four and a half feet Tallest hat.
Speaker 3Is it a beaver hat Dog the long way. Do you have a picture of the hat? Huh, it's for Matt. Do you have a picture of the hat?
Speaker 2Oh, do I have a picture of the hat? Can you draw a picture Does? It count feather.
Speaker 3Is there a feather in the cap and they're counting the feather size or something?
Speaker 2No, it's a top hat.
Speaker 3I'm going to go with 40 feet. I'm going with 40 feet, Doug Dimmadome style it's a beaver hat? Yeah, it's a beaver top hat it's a beaver hat? Yeah, it's a beaver top hat 40 feet, 600 feet, no more. And I only say that because fucking Ethan from H3H3, he had supports and everything, but they did beanies on beanies and he kept stacking beanies and they got up to 30 feet. So I'm going to go with 75 feet.
Speaker 2Well, that's beanies stacked on top of each other.
Speaker 3You're talking strictly top hat they were just able to do that, so I imagine this is what Guinness considers to be the world's tallest hat 75 feet.
Speaker 4I'm going to say 43 feet.
Speaker 2You guys are way over estimating 15 feet and 9 inches.
Speaker 4What type of hat is it?
Speaker 5It's a top hat 600 feet was a bad guess for sure.
Speaker 3It's Doug Dibbadoe. Holy shit, doug Dibbadoe yeah it is Doug Dibbadoe.
Speaker 5It is Doug.
Speaker 2Dibbadoe, it was achieved by. Dylan Ozer in Tampa, florida, in 2018. And yeah, shout out Tampa, not gonna lie and yeah, shout out Tampa.
Speaker 4I'm learning way more than I ever wanted to on this podcast well, I'll give that.
Speaker 3You know what? I'll give it 4 out of 5 talls, because I didn't think 15 feet was that much, but the picture does it justice. That's a big hat.
Speaker 2That was a big hat so like you could do way taller if you were willing to like support it with stuff or whatever. But Guinness specifically said that for it to count he has to be able to walk in it, and this guy was able to walk wearing this hat. That's insane.
Speaker 1I'll give him four out of five.
Speaker 3No no. Four out of five talls. Five out of five talls, Really fucking tall.
Speaker 4Five talls out of five podcasts.
Speaker 3Get it moot.
Speaker 2Really fucking tall.
Speaker 1Hold on that's not it, that's not the one, really fucking tall.
Speaker 3There it is Podcast. It gets five out of five from me Fucking tall.
Speaker 4Man, I'm so happy that we have a surefire transition for when Deluty fails.
Speaker 2We can just be like you know what we got.
Speaker 4Another thing.
Speaker 2What do you got? I'm sure there's another podcast out there that's just dedicated to the tallest things, probably.
Speaker 4Maybe, I don't know, do they do it as well as us?
Speaker 3Fuck no, absolutely not. So you're out, you don't have any more.
Speaker 4Oh, no, I had tallest one more.
Speaker 3Okay, I got one more after you how tall do you think is the world's and I'm going to largest on this because it's a circle.
Speaker 4So perspective world's largest slash tallest, yo-yo oh, this is going to be something ridiculous, isn't it? Because someone did it like a fucking weather balloon or some shit. I'm going to say 30 feet oh, somebody definitely got into a balloon and did this. I'm gonna say 2,000 feet.
Speaker 2I feel like if you tried to launch anything too heavy off the side of a you know what?
Speaker 4you're right, I'm gonna say 1,000 feet 1,000 feet.
Speaker 5I just found a good one actually after this, so I have one more too this is never gonna end.
Speaker 3Really tall, you're saying 1, really tall. You're saying a thousand feet, yeah. And you're saying what, matt?
Speaker 230 feet.
Speaker 3You're both off. But the surprising thing to me isn't exactly the height. So it is 11 feet 10 inches, Almost 11 feet 11 inches, but the weight 4,625. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4It has to be, that's right.
Speaker 3The disc plunges 120 feet on a rope Is that?
Speaker 1it Is that a 68 ton crane.
Speaker 3That person riding it. Yes, there's a video of her riding it.
Speaker 2Holy fuck.
Speaker 3Let me put this in the fucking discord. That shit's insane.
Speaker 4If you were to use this person as a pie chart and this yo-yo is the graph she would make up like a tenth of it. I don't care, I don't need ads.
Speaker 3I just want to see her do the thing.
Speaker 4Whoa, you see that shit. Yep, there it goes. Look at that, holy fuck. Wait, she's on the edge of that.
Speaker 3No, she's not on there.
Speaker 4Oh, my God.
Speaker 3I'd be like she, she's going to die, but it is yo-yoing You're going to die, bitch, you're going to die. Yeah, it fucking yo-yos, yeah. So I expected it to be bigger but I did not expect the weight to be that. I expected the. I did not expect 4,600 pounds. Now, here's my question. For that, though, is that?
Speaker 4are they talking about the height of the yo-yo itself?
Speaker 3Yes, or. The question for that, though, is that are they talking about the height of the yo-yo itself or the highest point? The yo-yo itself was 11 feet almost 12 feet?
Speaker 2I misunderstood, alright my final one, the final, the final countdown. I lost it. Where'd my browser?
Speaker 1go.
Speaker 2I'm doing another long one, I'm sorry. What do you think the longest toe is ever?
Speaker 4Mine, my middle toe.
Speaker 3Four inches.
Speaker 4No, okay, hold on, it has to be longer than mine. My middle toe is about two inches long, so three inches.
Speaker 3I'm gonna go with six inches.
Speaker 4That's like opposable, that's monkey. Yeah, that's like four joints.
Speaker 3I'm going monkey. Six inches.
Speaker 2Doug.
Speaker 3Doug, we can't hear you.
Speaker 4You stupid bitch.
Speaker 3Use your fingers, use your fingers, use your fingers.
Speaker 4Use sign language.
Speaker 3Three inches he says three inches Five, it was five.
Speaker 4That was close, damn.
Speaker 2Matthew Gregory's big toe was five inches long and his little toe was an inch and a half.
Speaker 3That's a bit five inches.
Speaker 4That's almost monkey sense. This is how long my middle toe is. It's the exact same length as my pinky finger, and people call my feet alien feet. What five fucking inches? I don't know why my shit does that You're
Speaker 3back.
Speaker 4Because it knows you're going to say some I don't know. Five inches, that's some gnarly toes.
Speaker 3I was close. But yeah, that's some gnarly toes. I will say, oh, we never rated my yo-yo. Yeah, how I was close. But yeah, that's some gnarly toes. I will say, oh, we never rated my yo-yo. You never rated your yo-yo. Yeah, how many toes.
Speaker 2Four out of five, toes Three.
Speaker 4Out of five toes, okay Out of five?
Speaker 3yeah, Really fucking tall. So what do we rate? Five-inch toes. I'm going to go really fucking tall, really fucking tall.
Speaker 4I'm going to go five out of five. Those are the tallest toes I've ever heard of.
Speaker 3Really fucking tall.
Speaker 5One out of five don't care for that.
Speaker 4You don't have to care for it, I'm going to think of those toes next time I come.
Speaker 2I said Matthew McGregor is Matthew McGrory, but anyway, he's also recognized by the Guinness World Records as the world's tallest actor, at 7 feet 6 inches tall. Damn what is he? Ben.
Speaker 4That's how tall my brother is. I'm the shortest man in my family.
Speaker 2The.
Speaker 4Devil's Rejects.
Speaker 5And Big Bitch oh yeah, he passed away, didn't he?
Speaker 2Who did 2005.
Speaker 5He plays the really tall guy, oh yeah. Yeah, he passed away, didn't he who did 2005.
Speaker 2Yeah who, he plays the really tall guy, oh yeah yeah, yeah, he's also credited as Tall Alien in Men in Black. Yes, oh, I know who that is then. Yep, that's all you had to say. It's a white music video.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 5Oh my God, All right, all right, I got my last one.
Speaker 4You ready for?
Speaker 5this what do you think the tallest Lego structure is? Okay?
Speaker 4can I ask a clarifying question? It's just brick stacked, okay, that's what I was going to ask.
Speaker 2I'm going to go with really fucking tall 2,000 feet Nah 200 feet.
Speaker 5Matt got it at really fucking tall.
Speaker 3Okay, no, it uh 114 feet, okay, yeah that's more realistic. Is it at lego land? I haven't. It's in italy, so not lego land, so no lego, lego sicily lego sicily.
Speaker 5Yeah, actually, it's lego milan, lego mylon lego lopolis and it was uh. It took 555 000 lego bricks to create the tower no wonder legos are so expensive.
Speaker 4Motherfucker took them all we gotta do some deludidas legos I would love to bring over no I'm just gonna bring over my fucking bucket of random Legos and be like alright, build some shit, whoever has the best looking thing. Cool, you get a paycheck this week.
Speaker 3I'm not that kind of autistic. I don't care for Legos oh, I am well, boys, that was a really tall podcast. Does anybody have any?
Speaker 5other ones that they want to do really fucking tall no podcast so what uh out of all Fucking tall no, I'm done Really fucking tall Podcast.
Speaker 3So what out of all the tall things we went over today?
Speaker 5what is your?
Speaker 3favorite tall thing.
Speaker 5Definitely the jism one yeah.
Speaker 4The fucking 18 feet nine inches that's insane right, that's literally ungodly.
Speaker 3I literally okay, I've had the tallest. And do you think it was the same amount, like the same quantity of jizz, as a normal person, or more?
Speaker 4It has to be a smaller amount. It has to be more. No, it has to be less.
Speaker 2See, here's the thing I'm wondering. I'm wondering if it's like a steady stream, or if it's just like a very small.
Speaker 3Like a tiny.
Speaker 4Like a dot, like a little dot, just a little, my guys dick went swift. But the pressure, but the pressure.
Speaker 2I think, it was.
Speaker 4I think it was like a thimble full of cum that was behind like a fucking pressure washer Of pressure, and that's what happened.
Speaker 5Do you think, fucking, can you imagine like impregnating someone, like does it like blow the egg up just completely?
Speaker 4oh, dude that blows their hypothalamus up like they have to wipe this off the inside of their nose. There's so much internal pressure. Yes, he does internal bleeding you're gonna have to go apologize to your neighbor after you come like that's what's gonna happen here.
Speaker 3The neighbors are just reading their books in bed and you just hear.
Speaker 5The fuck was that, helen? It just sounds like a shotgun cocking.
Speaker 4It's like did somebody egg my house? There's no yield.
Really Tall Podcast Banter
Speaker 2I was laughing at it. I was thinking about him trying to be discreet as a teenager.
Speaker 4His mom's just like in the kitchen or something and she just hears his ankle socks turn into tube socks man no, those got fucking holes in them now oh yeah, that's a subway sock, not a tunnel sock no, it's like a hobo sock.
Speaker 5He's got like one big toe out of it. You know, holy fuck guys, we love you so much. One big toe out of it.
Speaker 4You know what I'm saying. Holy fuck guys. We love you so much.
Speaker 2There's a glove between the couch.
Speaker 1Holy shit.
Speaker 4Middle fingers up Jesus.
Speaker 3Christ. Well, this was really tall podcast everybody.
Speaker 4Really fucking tall. Yeah, this guy wins tallest tallest really.
Speaker 3Tall of the day, tall.
Speaker 4Yeah, the jizz guy wins tallest tallest really tall of the day, 18 feet 9 inches that's insane tallest, really tall of the day.
Speaker 3Good job to him. You tall better than all the other tall people, you tall better than the other tall things thank you for joining us. We're gonna do this again, because this was, this was great.
Speaker 4I don't care if you hated this we had so much fun $20. You get access to a really tall podcast you can hear about all the really tall things that exist in the world. Maybe we'll do the smallest next time Really small podcast Really fat podcast we get all the angles.
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