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DLUTI 185 - Midwest Angelica: Part 2
We wrap up Midwest Angelica this week by looking at a fleshy AT-AT and some gooey tubes.
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Speaker 4:Gang, we're back gang, we're back gang.
Speaker 3:Goochie gang, goochie gang, goochie gang.
Speaker 5:Gooch in your gang, gooch in your gang.
Speaker 4:Shall we jump into part two, part two. Are you recording into part two, part two? Are you recording man?
Speaker 3:I started recording again. Hell yeah, tori from. Texas is a fucking G. He's here for every single fucking recording. I know Every single bonus. He watches again when we upload it and he'd be buying the merch Shouts out to Tori from Texas.
Speaker 4:Keep this in, man, let everyone know. Shout out to Tori, let everybody know he may be like Delaney's number one fan, honestly.
Speaker 5:Hell yeah, tori, if you can drink in your hand do what you want to do with this, and they switched over to Twitch. When they could easily be in the Patreon. Yeah, every single time we stream or I mean uh, discord, you know what? Yeah.
Speaker 3:Anyway, let's, let's do this. Just respect, respect, respect, that's all.
Speaker 4:Let's do this. Hello everyone, welcome to don't look under the internet internet comedy horror podcast dedicated to Shouts out to Tori from Texas. This episode's for you, and you specifically, and I guess others that listen. But you get this episode.
Speaker 6:But if you're listening and no one else is around you, you can think that it's all yours.
Speaker 4:Tori's the fucking G, you know.
Speaker 6:Seriously though.
Speaker 4:My housekeeping Deluty Housekeeping is just Tori from Texas. All right, that's it for housekeeping um, yeah, this is new uh yeah, we're on uh part two of uh midwest angelica. We ended the last one for the moment, because we were like, hey, uh, we're an hour deep. It turns out we're only about halfway there, so let's make this a two-parter. Uh, so we did just that. Uh, so last we ended was Doug. I'll kind of let you TLDR where we ended last.
Speaker 5:Yeah, so essentially we saw home kind of go down in flames. We saw the rise and the more knowledge of what the Starkill infestation looks like. Um, we saw some more pieces of the puzzle uh, come out of the woodwork with some names of some church goers that went missing and now we know where they went. Um, and we talked about the Akashic plane, um, which is the way that the Starkill network talks to itself, talks amongst itself, and yeah, that's kind of where we left off. There's a lot more coming up. There's so much more.
Speaker 6:So much more, and if you guys are interested, I have the next set of videos. No, thank you, but I do to piggyback off of Mike. I do actually just want to do a real quick toast, if you'll join me, Doug, because I know you're helping me out tonight. Again, once again. Tori, thank you so much for being here every fucking week.
Speaker 3:Cheers to you, bud. Funnily enough, I said that and acknowledged him for always being here, and I think we picked the one moment that he's not here to actually say something about it.
Speaker 5:I think we did. He's going to have a really funny like listening, like re-listen to this and be like what the fuck? Let's take it all back.
Speaker 4:Take it all back, Tori you're going to give me, actually, um actually this episode goes out to Jay surprise actually, actually, um, actually, this episode goes out to jay surprise actually actually now that we're talking about it um where's fro he's still living in an underpass, he can't
Speaker 5:afford internet this week oh yeah, that's right, you can't listen because you can't afford to dude I felt so okay, well, we can talk about it another time let's get the fuck right
Speaker 6:back into. Yeah, really, uh. Let's get back to, uh, midwest angelica um. So, as doug said, last we started or last we left off, we learned a little bit more about um. The star kill in like infection, I guess. We learned how it communicates um and we also learned that there are uh. We learned how it communicates Um and we also learned that there are. Uh. We learned very, very lightly that there's like a series of tests that can be run. There was not too much information given on that. So this next video it's called Babylon Um, and this it starts off uh, with.
Speaker 6:So pretty much all of these next videos are going to be uh preface with, with archival footage, with a date given to it, and it's all in sequential order. This specific one it goes over the interior of a home base and it shows the different hallways. You see these different security cameras and you actually see that there's a lot of areas that have no infection in it. It's just the infrastructure that was built for it. And then we get introduced to these.
Speaker 6:We get a bigger introduction to these things called the SYN tests. Now, what the SYN tests are? It seems to be a series of questions designed to root out like what your I don't even know how to describe this Like what your nature is, like if your nature is human or if it's not human, and all of these, the questions that are a part of these tests have very like human, emotion based answers to them, and there's there's a range of correct answers, but there's also a very wide range of incorrect answers. Now, the ones we see in this video are we see, uh, ezra and we see spencer. Those are the two that we see performing these sin tests spencer oh oh oh spencer's spraga.
Speaker 6:Spencer's a very important name, remember that. Um, so the first one we see is we see, uh, we see, spencer, and he goes through these, this, uh, the sin test, and they ask some very random questions, um, about family, about food, just things that you, mike, doug, matt, all of us, like we wouldn't think twice about, because I don't eat, as far as I know. We're all human, so this is, it's very much rooted in human nature. Um, so spencer answers these questions and, like it's, the questions themselves aren't that important. All you need to know is the answers that you hear from Spencer are very normal. They're things that you probably could have answered yourself. Now, it's three questions and by the end of the third question, it's very clear that Dr Spencer is not, as they say, infected.
Speaker 6:Now, we just talked a lot about the Starkill. We talked a lot about how it infects things. Doug was talking a bunch about how rapidly it fucking happens. So apparently, again, this is home base. So we know that a lot of home base is overrun with this. I mean, honestly, let's call it a space fungus at this point. Um, it's infected the hallways, it's infected certain computer terminals and now they're testing everyone in these clean areas, to make sure that whoever they're talking to, whoever they have on the team, it's not infected with the star kill which connects them to them, to this network that lets them communicate almost like a hive mind.
Speaker 6:So Spencer gets asked three questions, passes, says nope, no sign of infection. Ezra gets asked three questions, but the last question that was answered leaves some room for questions, so they ask more questions, and I think it was a total of seven questions that got asked, and by the end of it, they determined that Ezra had been infected with Starkill, which means Ezra's mind has been influenced by this contagion, I guess. So Ezra was ordered to be eliminated. So Ezra has been killed. Spencer, however, has been put in cryostasis or cryosleep, because, apparently, whatever Spencer knows is of utmost importance and they need to make sure that information remains safe. So they put him in cryostasis, cryosleep, stasis, cryo sleep, um. The last thing that we learned, though, is that april 4th is when the operation to eliminate the threat begins.
Speaker 4:There's not a lot given on it. Did they mention that like spencer was like mildly infected or something and the cryo was to like slow it or some shit correct?
Speaker 6:that was at the very end of the video is when, after Spencer gets put into cryo, after they decide the date for the operation to eliminate the Starkill threat, it's infecting his dick. Hopefully, no, there's a diagram.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's infected.
Speaker 6:No, there is. The wireframe diagrams are fantastic and actually, if you look at the CT scan that was taken of him, it does appear to be right around or above Spencer's dick the dick area, the fat upper dick area.
Speaker 5:He shouldn't have fucked that chunk.
Speaker 3:I was going to say I think I can fuck that chunk. Don't stick your dick in that.
Speaker 6:Just don't man.
Speaker 5:Someone. If alien life does come to Earth, someone's going to be like I'm going to be the first one to fuck it. I'm going to fuck it, oh yeah, I'm going to fuck it.
Speaker 6:There's already someone on Earth planning for that, I'm sure I mean, are you not?
Speaker 4:They're jerking it to ET in preparation right now.
Speaker 2:I wonder what ET's real name is it's fucking, it's Zrek.
Speaker 5:I'm not even kidding. I love you.
Speaker 3:Z-R-E-K. Zrek. Interesting that you know that.
Speaker 5:I literally just that is a very good question. This weekend we were in line slightly inebriated, read it writing the et ride and I was like what the fuck is et's real name? And then I googled it and apparently there was a second movie that was supposed to be made and in the like the writing of the second movie uh, they named him zrek interesting.
Speaker 3:What a bizarrely opportune moment.
Speaker 5:Seriously, I was like holy shit. I know that, Just Ian dug up.
Speaker 6:I love it. Matt, keep that up, ask him when Tootsie Rolls were invented.
Speaker 4:He might know that one too. He might know it.
Speaker 6:I don't. The last thing we see and hear is that April 4th is when this operation to eliminate the threat is going to begin. Spencer's put into cryostasis simply because, well, yes, he did pass the sin test. There is, they don't say it, but they heavily, heavily, heavily imply that there is infection inside Dr Spencer, and they show a ct scan that shows kind of what it looks like. And as long as you've seen some of the imagery of, uh, what the star killer infection looks like, you can put two and two together and we go, oh, he's infected, um, but that's about the end of, uh, the babylon video. Um, the biggest thing to take away here is the sin tests and the individuals that were involved with it and what came of that. The next video we see is called Colosseum. Now, this again begins with an archive file and it shows some real fucking weird CT scans or computed topography scans, which is essentially magnets, being amazing and showing us the inside of people's brains and shit.
Speaker 4:How do they work?
Speaker 3:They don't work when they get wet. I know that. They don't when they're wet, actually, I know this one.
Speaker 4:I was slightly inebriated at Universal.
Speaker 6:I love how one story starts like this. So we get these weird CT scans and after we see like a it's like three or four of them and it literally it looks like a CT scan of either somebody's brain who has grown tentacles, or somebody's abdomen who has grown tentacles. One of the two tentacles are involved. That's all you need to know. And then after this, we get a text chat that's between. All you see is Churchill and Michaels, and we're assuming that this is Gamma Churchill and fuck, I forget Michael's first name. I don't think it really matters. Michael's a different person. It establishes that Michael's had seen images like this while dreaming, and these images began right around April 5th, it's.
Speaker 4:Lucas. Sorry, dr Lucas. Two first names 89, right, yeah, he went missing in 89.
Speaker 5:He was the head physician at home? Is this the?
Speaker 4:oh yeah, perfect so bite of 89.
Speaker 6:Technically, michaels has seen images like these ct scans, these super fucked up ct scans, ct scans while he's been dreaming ever since the. The date of April 5th 1985 is when he started seeing these. Have we talked about that date at all?
Speaker 3:I know that Debbie just hit the wall around that time.
Speaker 6:So I'll take that as a no. So when apparently the first time the anomaly AZ-001 was discovered was April 5th 1985. It was discovered orbiting. Jupiter.
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 5:Orbiting Orbit.
Speaker 4:When did Motley Crue become classic rock?
Speaker 5:welcome to really questionable podcast where we just keep asking questions.
Speaker 3:Really questionable podcast really questionable and it's exactly this podcast, really questionable podcast.
Speaker 5:Are we a podcast I? Don't even know anymore.
Speaker 6:Anyway, jason, thank you so much, matt. So, after we discovered that Michaels has been having almost the same dream of AZ-001 orbiting Jupiter Since the date it was discovered orbiting Jupiter, that should light up a few fucking light bulbs in your head about, hmm, something's going on. So this is discovered Michaels is actually given command of an organization who will be working in conjunction with NASA, and then we switch right back to Home Delta, march 1987. We discover that Home Delta was actually founded by Gamma Churchill and Dr Spencer. We get a clip of a lecture from the late 80s I think it's actually 87, where the Akashic Plane is actually explained and what they say is the network is. The Akashic Plane is explained as the network that the Starkill threat uses to communicate with each other and itself is how it's described, which means not only is the starkill infection extension of itself, but it's able to split its consciousness into several pieces and talk to each other, which is fucking terrifying, 1896 that's when the tootsie roll was invented, jesus fuck oh my
Speaker 4:god right out of here you can thank slapping mothman's ass for that really win.
Speaker 6:Yes best part is is, since we're saying it on this show, nobody will believe us mods get this guy so we see this lecture and actually I think it's. I have a theory of who the person talking is we'll get to that in a second, but it shows this lecture where the Akashic Plane is explained and it's to a group of students who are studying this telepathic link between these different nodes of infection.
Speaker 4:Um, we hear more and more about this, um they don't even say, like they're just like school, like uh, what is it like a, like a, like a a teacher, like it looks like it's like a teacher at class you know college lecture, it's all, yeah, college lecture yeah, it looks like a college lecture. I love how he's like humans cannot keep up with this thing. It is, yeah, evolution. I love that. He's just like we are fucked, so we gotta just take away shit about it, dude.
Speaker 6:the best takeaway of this is that the whoever is saying this literally goes yeah, even if all fucking eight and a half billion of us got together and tried to create a solution to this problem, the fact of the matter is, is the problem's mind is so far advanced that even all eight and a half billion of us don't even approach a hundredth of a fraction of what this thing can think of. So even if every human on Earth got together and tried to think of something together, it wouldn't fucking matter. So the direness of this threat is amplified and everyone's like fuck, this thing could kill Earth. Like this is a. If we were going to SCP classifications, this would be an Apollyon-level event for sure. So in response, this thing so you guys know the Tower of Babel, right, the old, the old, old, old one, like the, the mythical one that has basically, you can translate every language to a to each other it's the christian explanation for why everybody speaks different languages yeah, pretty much, that's the tower of babel we get project babel on.
Speaker 6:This project is designed to build a tower that can help us interface with this, uh, akashic plane or this neural network that communicates with these different nodes of fungi all over the world or, at the very least, within home base the thing that really bothers me about the diagram for this one is that the the the outer rings of it are smaller as they go up like a cake would be, but then the little donuts inside, the one in the middle is smaller.
Speaker 3:I don't know something about this, really bugs me 0 out of 10, worst analog horror ever.
Speaker 6:For architectural stupidness. So after this lecture, we basically get the gist that we've known about this threat for a minute, just not too much about it. We then start to learn about something called the Deathbringer squads. So Tower of Babel was designed to essentially let us network with the Akashic Plane, which is the neural network that the Starkillan faction uses to communicate with itself and other versions of itself. If we can integrate with that, we can basically eavesdrop on the conversation it has with itself. So they constructed something called the Tower of Babel or Project Babylon, and it was built by integrating the akashic plane into its framework.
Speaker 6:Um, essentially, we took very, very fundamental um learning modules from this network and we integrate directly into our own computing systems and then try to connect to it almost like a uh, like an internet connection. Rosetta stone, um, yeah, rosetta stone. Um. We then learn about something called the death bringers, which, damn, that is a badass name. Um, the death bringers refer to a squad of individuals both this is this is where it gets weird both very much dead and very alive, simply because the Deathbringer squad is the only squad in history to attempt to integrate the Starkill infection into their own genome. So this squad was created as a response to the Starkill infection. What we are trying to do is harness the endurance, the amplified abilities, the god likeness that this infection displays, and we're trying to put it inside humans so we can control it and then basically defeat this thing that's trying to kill us.
Speaker 4:They basically made a bunch of Rhiannon men from Invincible you know, oh yeah, pretty much Hundred percent. They're like cyber.
Speaker 6:We are cybermen.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Cybermen.
Speaker 6:No wait, that's Alex. So they went through this project. They injected star kill infection into people's cells. I will say about 90% of the people that tried this died almost immediately. And here's one of the more important parts. One of the biggest symptoms of being injected with the Star Kill infection to try and integrate was liquefaction. That should bring us back somewhere, huh.
Speaker 3:Liquid factions.
Speaker 6:Liquid factions? No, it liquefies you. If you were not accepted, your skin, your organs, your blood, your bones, everything turns liquid and just leaks everywhere and obviously you fucking die.
Speaker 4:And this is how. When Jason mentioned this I don't know if anyone recalls in the first episode, when he was talking about home, I thought it was blood coming out of the helmet.
Speaker 6:It is not.
Speaker 4:Brought it to my attention Makes sense that it is like they're, it's them, it's just them, liquefied, coming out of the fucking, exactly.
Speaker 6:So the reason I was so adamant when you guys brought that up is because I knew that this is where we were heading. So it's not just blood, it's just tissue, it's organs, it's fucking everything. So Starkill has a very, very, very potent effect on let's call it the uninitiated. I guess, because there were some success stories when it came to integrating Starkill infection into human genomes, and that's where the Deathbringers come in. So the Deathbringers squad was a group of individuals who managed to survive the Star-Kill Infection integration. Not only did it give them super strength like hyper-awareness, almost omniscience but it linked everybody telepathically, so anytime that you had a feeling, thought or anything, anybody else who was infected by the star kill infection, labeled as death bringers, knew about it. So it's it's almost instant response time, like it's it's. It's just a huge leg up over everything. Not only that, there was talks of one individual gaining complete control over this Deathbringer squad, not mentioned at this point in time. We will get there, though. So they go over these.
Speaker 6:Deathbringers who have these superhuman abilities and they show what they look like and like it looks painful the reanimation transformation looks horrendous like it looks like your bones almost get ripped out and reformed.
Speaker 6:Sometimes you get extra limbs, sometimes you get extra organs, um, but the big takeaway is, is that like's, this is near immortal status. So, at this point, we have several humans on earth that have are approaching, like God, levels of power and just survivability. Um, the worst part is, though, let's go back to Dr Spencer. Um, remember how he was thrown into cryo sleep after discovering he was only slightly infected. He is given control of all of them, every single one. They are all telepathically linked to his mind, and they essentially tell him hey, dr Spencer, you are the attack plan. Whatever you deem fit is what's going to happen. So Spencer gets control of this Deathbringer squad who has these superhuman abilities, and this telepathic link is apparently what's going to happen. So Spencer gets control of this Deathbringer squad who has these superhuman abilities, and this telepathic link is apparently what's going to be the key to winning this battle. Now it sounds like we're gearing up for an end-all be-all, like we're going to fight the big bad evil. Yeah, we're just about there.
Speaker 3:What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, my guy.
Speaker 6:So next video it never changes, I know that.
Speaker 6:Exodus, so Exodus. We've already heard, up to this point, what the plan is. More or less. All we know is this next operation is like a Hail Mary. Like we do this, we kill Starkill infection, we make sure that the human race is solidified and we keep evolving and we keep living. So we get an overview of the battle plan, which is we are going to be using this Deathbringer squad, linked to Dr Spencer, to basically battle this infection, make sure that this doesn't happen anymore. So we see the start sequence of interfacing and we see this long, needle-like probe and we assume that all of the Deathbringer squad is linked to it. And so we see an overview of what I assume to be is a CT scan of the Starkill infection, with the entry point getting closer, closer, closer. Mark, mark, mark.
Speaker 6:We get five seconds away and all of a sudden, we lose connection. However, we do know that the Deathbringer squad has been activated. We get a bunch of static and then, all of a sudden, we get a red flashing screen that says exodus. Over and over again, and all we hear is project babylon has failed. There's a bunch of screaming, there's a bunch of loud noises, um, and we, we see a bunch of death and destruction. Uh, we see the tower of babel as a silhouette of like like right in front of the sunset, and we see these two huge tentacles raised up from the ground, almost like it's a neuron link to something it looks like this diagram of the tower.
Speaker 3:The donut in the middle is actually bigger than the other ones my immersion is completely destroyed zero out of ten you're not wrong.
Speaker 6:Um, so after we hear that project babylon has failed, we see the tower of babel gets taken over, um, and we see a video of uh of somebody filming, and then gamma churchill and he's wearing a gas mask. He's got a bunch of gear filming. And then Gamma Churchill and he's wearing a gas mask, he's got a bunch of gear on, he's got a bunch of electronics in front of him, and it says that Churchill has been contacted by somebody through the Akashic Plane receiver Just something they set up to make sure they can keep communications active with the Deathbringer squad that got sent in to this neural network. Whoever this is just keeps taunting Churchill saying thank you for the toys, I love it, like we're going to send these right back to you, but they're going to be better, and it's there's this super ominous tone. So the very real thing that this Deathbringer squad has now been turned to the Starkill infection is now being sent back to kill the people responsible.
Speaker 6:However, the one thing that throws us off here is we get taunting, taunting. Thank you for the toys. We get a very ominous good luck against them. And it's signed Admiral Nero, thank you for the toys. We get a very ominous good luck against them. And it's signed Admiral Nero. Now this is where everything just fucking gets shat sideways. So we cut back on Churchill and his gas mask dude and he's setting up a bunch of electronics, sitting on the floor and he goes, no Doug.
Speaker 5:What I just want to interject real quick, because I I just want to like ask the question that I think some other people might be thinking when they're watching this and it's wouldn't if, if mr mr vega was connected to starkill and he was given the plans and said hey, you can make these plans, it's all up to you. Um, don't you think fucking, all of it knows already good job, doug, you caught the thing.
Speaker 6:So churchill sets up this jammer which apparently scrambles the signals between the akashic plane and everything connected to it, so that, um, that includes these Deathbringers. So the whole last little bit From the Exodus video From Admiral Nero Is essentially saying hey, these Deathbringers you created, yeah, these are ours now and I'm going to send them your way. So Churchill puts a signal jammer on Haven't heard that before? However, it ends heard that before. However, it ends up scrambling whatever telepathic link that these Deathbringers have to, like the hive minds, and they get real confused and Churchill and his buddy end up destroying all of them. Last one they kill, he goes okay, he turns to fuck. I don't remember who he's with, he's with another, assumedly full-blown human, and he pulls off one of the Deathbringers' masks and he goes okay, this is yours.
Speaker 6:Now your new mission is to infiltrate whoever the fuck is doing this, observe and report, just to give me information and we can decide on what our next move is. And I will tell you where our next plans begin, and that is it's with a communal meeting between nasa, the us government and admiral nero. That's been decided already, and so, apparently, the first move will begin with this meeting, and with that we move on to the very next video. It's called Homecoming. Now this video fucking slaps.
Speaker 5:I love this video. It's so fucking good.
Speaker 6:The fucking, the classical music, beethoven, the fucking nukes. It's great. We saw that Project Babylon has failed according to Earth. At this point, we're fucked. So there's a very convincing speech that is made by someone that we now know as General Piso. Now, the very end of the last video was Churchill saying tell, Nero Pizzo is coming for him and he will know what that means. Next video we get is General Pizzo giving a speech to what looks like US Congress, or just the US people, essentially saying that the Starkill threat has been eliminated, and there's a fucking montage of bombs going off over sunsets on top of installations, beethoven's playing in the background. It's fucking great.
Speaker 5:The words obliterated keep showing up flashing on the screen. It's fucking amazing.
Speaker 6:Oh, it's fucking it's. It's amazing and essentially what happens here is the us government is attributing their power to be at least tenfold of what god has.
Speaker 4:That is the point of this video one of the now did you catch the reference to one of them is um, uh, they say something like the jones family has been found and it just shows them, just lighting it up and it's a very joe, and they're just shooting them, absolute. They're going. What is it? Um? Which? Which one? Is it jason? Is it like jason takes manhattan where it like just starts off, with the military just obliterating him?
Speaker 4:jason goes to hell yeah that's what this was the rocket fucking shoot the rocket launcher at him yeah, that's exactly what happens oh?
Speaker 6:dude, it's just all out fucking war. It's great, but it doesn't fucking matter. None of it matters. So, as of right now, what we think is that this so General Pizzo gave a speech saying the Starkill infection has been obliterated right, the very last bit of this video. Uh, we get, we get a video cut to home and we see this blue, like electronic face, like built into a computer screen, and we see, we see the star kill infection built into a computer screen, and we see the Starkill infection everywhere. It's just it's hanging from the rafters, it's infecting everything. However, we just got told, as the American people, that there is no Starkill infection anymore.
Speaker 6:This is where we learn that the person making the speech is not General Pizzo. However, it is a stand-in by an inmate who is on death row in a very specific region to help us find out where this transmission is coming from. And if you caught the Death Note reference, kudos to you. Very last thing we see is home. We hear this really, really disgruntled voice, distorted voice, talking about how it's a long-ass speech. The essential points you need to hear are we're very much still alive. We will kill all of you. Also, it's time for the beta chunk. You guys remember the alpha chunk right mhm what about the sigma chunk?
Speaker 6:we'll get there, man. We'll chunk some sigmas as long as you wanna. Um, the impact point of a something called the beta chunk touched on earth and it shows that there is much, much, much more to this invasion. That's the very end of Homecoming. The last video on my docket is a 42-second video called Pause, and we've hit hard. Cut back to the analog horror. We see Channel 6 weather I think it's in Kansas and it shows just like the breakdown of the day, but the thing to take away here is Missouri.
Speaker 6:Thank you, missouri. It's so confusing. Yeah, I know it shouldn't be, but the thing you need to pay attention to is yeah, it's going to tell you the weather for today and tomorrow. However, in like the middle top right, there is a dark tentacly laden something just hanging in the air, and that is nothing to take away from that, and with that I am done with my section.
Speaker 3:It do be, that way. So the next section we shift back to some found footage shit. So the next video in this series is called paradise, and paradise is actually about, um, the most paradise place on the planet earth, obviously, paradise, missouri. So this video takes off, uh, on june 2nd of 1999 and it's a video that's being filmed by a name man named marcus lukin, who is an independent journalist from kansas city, and he talks about a tv station from paradise, missouri, where he saw some crazy shit going on in may, and this is what jason was just talking about in the pause video. He saw this broadcast on tv, so he wants to come to paradise, like another angle or some shit well, we'll get there.
Speaker 3:So, um, he wants to come to paradise and figure out what it is that he actually saw hanging in the air on the news. Um, so he drives into paradise, missouri, and he parks his car and starts walking around and he films a bunch of shit. There's a house, he zooms in on some flowers and eventually he comes across the lake that is shown in the broadcast and he looks up over it and wouldn't you fucking know it? The thing from the TV broadcast is still just chilling there up in the air and this thing, it just starts shitting, no way it starts shitting.
Speaker 3:No way it starts shitting, boy. Things start falling out of this thing, plopping all over the ground, and the obvious question at this point is how has nobody noticed or said anything about the gigantic shitting mushroom in the sky? What a fucking sentence. So we're going to find out. But he decides that he needs to get closer to this thing.
Speaker 3:So good idea he uh tries to get closer to this mushroom, he figures out that it has just shitted all over some playground equipment he's zooming in on this stuff, this goop that is dropping out of the thing in the sky, and it looks very similar to the things that we saw in the very early videos that were like eating up the fucking deer and shit, and then he takes a gander at the water around the playground equipment and it's just it's blood, ass, red. Um, what other liquids may be coming out of these things that are relevant to this story? I don't know maybe we already covered that.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, my, my cum is red sometimes. I went to the doctor and they told me that was pretty normal, so I'm not too worried about it. Um, I wouldn't be so you start yeah, yeah, it's fine, it comes and goes, that's all good about the time that I think that I should really go back and ask about it again.
Speaker 5:It clears up, so we're all good um it's like a car you know, you just can't get it.
Speaker 3:To recreate the issue exactly you take it to the mechanic. You're like look, my dick does this. And they're just like, that looks fine to me, but quick beat off in front of me and we'll see if that happens. Yeah, don't mind the camera I used to pay people to watch me beat off, and now I pay people even more to watch me beat off and then give me a diagnosis at the end but people pay you to watch you beat off if that's the way that you've been doing it.
Speaker 5:I need to know your secrets it's called only fans and you just beat off and they pay you to do it no, that doesn't sound right.
Speaker 6:You guys are getting paid.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's the thing, mike, you and matt aren't apparently I just do it in front of unsuspecting women in my office.
Speaker 3:What is louis ck up to these days? I?
Speaker 5:think he has good.
Speaker 3:So, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I got to be, Anyhow, this Lucas fella. He starts walking around and investigating the area. He finds a house and he walks up to this house and he zooms in on a window and there's just be tentacles up in this house, just living there and you start to wonder where the fuck are all the people. So he's like all right, I got to get the fuck out of here. He runs away, he gets in his car and starts driving off and he eventually he's like I need to find some place to stay because this shit's getting out of hand.
Speaker 3:So he finds this place called the Deer Lodge Motel and he goes into the Deer Lodge Motel and decides to stay there for the evening. And he goes into the bathroom and opens the tap and that blood, red shit just starts coming out of the tap and he's like well, that's fucking weird. Anyway, I'm going to turn the camera off now because I'm going to go to sleep. So he decides to sleep in this motel room where there's blood coming out of the pipes, and while he's doing so, this fucking entity just comes into the room and starts hovering above his bed and it 100% looks like an angel and it seems like it says something, but you can't really make out what it says, and then it just fucking disappears. So the next morning he wakes up and he's standing in the parking lot. He's like man. I had some really fucking weird dreams last night and anyway, I'm not afraid anymore and this is where the show touched by an angel came from holy shit maybe or seventh I don't have, I don't have
Speaker 5:it. I don't have a witty. I don't have a witty quip for that one um all right, moving on anyway.
Speaker 3:So he says I'm not afraid anymore. So he's like, uh, I'm just gonna start walking around and seeing if I can find some more weird shit. So it seems, uh like, well, he gets back in his car and he takes off down the road and he um comes across this field where there's just this big ass, fleshy, fucking adat walking around. Yeah, I mean, that's exactly what it looks like. It looks like exactly what it looks like a four-year-old child, a four-year-old child's drawing of a dog, but it's like 200 feet tall.
Speaker 4:It looks like the thing from the Myst movie at the end.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, Before or after the man shoots his own child in the head.
Speaker 3:Well, that's because the drawing was so bad.
Speaker 2:Oh, right, right, right it had nothing to do with how sad he was.
Speaker 4:That ending is fucking something else you got out of the lines. Timmy.
Speaker 6:Is it weird that I think that's one of the best movie endings I've ever seen?
Speaker 5:Yes, this is a lot about something. I don't know what it is about you, but it says something my cynicism my non-belief in humanity.
Speaker 3:Your desire to shoot children.
Speaker 5:The fact that we don't condone children yeah, maybe anyhow, he's like a weird thing
Speaker 3:he's like I need to keep looking. So he investigates by going back to the lake that he was at earlier, which I guess took him a long fucking time to get there, because by the time he gets there it's like starting to turn into night. So he starts walking around in the woods by this lake and he eventually comes across the angel thing that was in his room at night and um it again. It just like makes a noise and then it disappears and he's like I don't know if the camera's gonna fucking see that. Well, the camera does fucking see that. And so he keeps marching into the forest and eventually he comes across some more goop on the ground and it turns out to be the entrance to like a cave. And he wanders into the cave and it's just like this long cavern of just fleshy, gross brown nast. And when he gets to the end of it we see the person that we've been seeing in the gas mask get up from earlier videos.
Speaker 3:And he's like help. Help me.
Speaker 6:Help me dude.
Speaker 3:Help. Help me dude. So that's the end of Paradise? I'm gooped.
Speaker 6:Can we assume who that is at this point, or no, dang it.
Speaker 4:Peg already made me goop.
Speaker 3:I don't think it's stated in the earlier videos. It becomes apparent in like my next couple videos. Did you read the description of that one? Awesome, did I read the description of that one Boy? I sure fucking didn't Beep it. Oh shit, what are we saying? What are we saying? The tape is the second, created by Marcus Lucan in late May to early July of 1999. Both were found during a Japanese official investigation in 2001, and they were thought to have been leaked by a former CIA operative. Two other tapes by Lucan have since been found, but they weren't included in the original link.
Speaker 5:Did that answer your question? Not really at all. No. No, it fucking didn't.
Speaker 3:Okay, that same thing is explained later in the next video. The next video is called terminated, and terminated contains some tapes from the pentagon fuck, fuck.
Speaker 1:They hit the pentagon. The chunk hit the chunk hit the pentagon.
Speaker 3:So these tapes were evidently found alongside lukin's footage that we were just watching. Um, and they are more television broadcasts. So these television broadcasts are like emergency announcements, the original, so these news updates cut in to television and we get basically we get temperatures and shit. It's hot in Topeka, apparently, but it is hot in. Topeka.
Speaker 5:The weather is hot in Topeka.
Speaker 3:But as this news broadcast goes on, something scrolls across the top of the screen and it says that there's a water boil advisory Maybe because somebody's jizz and blood cum all up in the water pipes. That there's a water boil advisory, maybe because somebody's jizz and cum jizz and blood cum all up in the water pipes.
Speaker 4:It has nothing to do with this whole alien thing. It's just some crazy guy just jerking the water system.
Speaker 6:Just the homeless, it's just enraged Randy just sticking his dick in the water man.
Speaker 3:We've asked him to stop Alert alert there's cum in the water. Alert. We've asked him to stop, but every time we do, he claims to be a sovereign citizen and there's just nothing we can do about it.
Speaker 6:I'm a sovereign citizen. I have super semen.
Speaker 3:So it follows that by an on-scene reporter, and they're like oh fuck, look at this fucking giant flesh dog thing and this floating mushroom above it and we get footage of the thing that uh lucan found earlier and um, then this video that we're watching, which is like a recording of this tape, says broadcast terminated and then there's an explanation that pops up on the screen which tells you that home has hijacked the broadcast and they shut it down, or at least that's what they figure happened here. So this is it's a coverup. Essentially, what is happening is they don't want anybody to actually know what is happening in paradise Missouri.
Speaker 6:Weird Almost like the talking about the Starkill threat was lying.
Speaker 3:It's almost like home. Home is up to. Threat was lying. It's almost like home. Home is up to something it's not even home anymore.
Speaker 6:It's like home 2.0 well, that's explained in the next 16 fucking minute video that I have ah piss, actually it may not even be explained in this one to be fair, they did say that out of the Starkill infection that infected home, there is a stronghold.
Speaker 5:I got a stronghold for you there, buddy, and it shoots blood.
Speaker 4:Is it just home by itself for all of this?
Speaker 3:What do you mean? What?
Speaker 4:do you mean there's two homes? There's?
Speaker 3:home Delta, and there's.
Speaker 5:Yeah, there's home and home.
Speaker 4:Delta. It isn't just home. It's not home alone.
Speaker 6:No like.
Speaker 5:We'll see you next week for part three, everybody I'm kicking Mike out of the fucking river.
Speaker 3:Anyway, the next fucking video is called Apostles. Apostles starts right off the rip by kind of explaining what's going on, and this is more shit from the Pentagon. Apparently, home Delta was completely assimilated by Starkill, which we could have inferred from the things that are happening in the earlier videos, but the entirety of everybody who was working for home delta has been assimilated into the star kill at this point, which would wait.
Speaker 6:No, I thought they said it was obliterated and gone and it was done.
Speaker 3:They did yeah, it was cleaned up yeah, it's all good it's you don't need to worry about it anymore champ, just inject Viramectin into your veins, just remember your three Fs buddy Front
Speaker 6:lawn face down, fuck yourself.
Speaker 3:Feet together. So anyway, this footage was apparently recorded shortly after Home Delta was completely assimilated by the Starkill, and it's this recording device thing that we've seen in a few different other videos and it's playing a recording that explains that General GC Piso is Dr Gamma Churchill himself. He is actually. They are one and the same. Piso is the. So it could be inferred that the idea that dr piso was actually a inmate it was was a lie.
Speaker 4:It were lied to you sounds like he's a piso shit actually spoiler alert the opposite.
Speaker 3:He's the only one who's not um. So uh, anyway, a man was speaking at a conference and was eliminated by home operatives. It kind of talks about what happened earlier that, like um, they the gc, like general piso was, was a inmate and he was eliminated by home operatives. That doesn't actually seem to be the case, or maybe it is. I don't think that's like fully explained. Although we really get from this is that Churchill, who is actually the guy in the mask, is also GC Piso. So it's like sort of revealed at this point that the man who is in the mask, who has been talking to the camera, is Dr Churchill Winston.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Winston, are you?
Speaker 3:He so see, he was also part of Project Pegasus and so he came back. He came to 1999 and saw that this was going to happen. Holy shit, that's funny and so he egged on World War II. Yeah.
Speaker 3:It's all yeah, see it all. It's all tied together. But so this video goes on to claim that Dr Spencer was recovered from, like recovered from the Sarkill infection, and it was asked. And then he asked that home operatives eliminate Dr Churchill who he claimed had succumbed to the infection and was attempting to subvert operations. So what has happened here essentially is that Dr Spencer came to the Starkill infection and then when he got control of everybody, he was like do my bidding. And then he turned everybody on Dr Churchill and had them attack him.
Speaker 6:Um, remember when we talked about Spencer being like the, the telepathic control unit? Yeah, that that's when it happened.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so, um, anyway, we get a bunch of dialogue from Dr churchill here and he says that he's going to go in alone and he is going to basically try to find the center of the hive mind or star kill and try to disable the thing or shut it down in some way, and that everybody else that he has been working with up until this point is dead or has been assimilated, I guess. So presumably this is what leads up to Lucan eventually finding him. So he goes to check out the whole situation. He says that he's like narrowed it down to a small area of the country. This turns out to be the Kansas City area. So he explains that he's wandered around Kansas City, in like that area in Missouri, for a long time.
Speaker 3:There's like some fine footage type stuff, a video of him in a field and in Kansas City where you can kind of see the angel thing floating around I'm trying to summarize this somewhat because this is 16 minutes of handheld footage. But eventually he comes across, uh, something in paradise, missouri, and he says that, uh, maybe he has actually found the source of the thing. So he wanders over to the lake that we've seen in Lucan's film before and he finds the same goopy shit on the ground that Lucan wandered into, and then we get to see firsthand what happened to Dr Churchill as he wandered through this thing. So he goes into the big fleshy tube. He comes across the angel thing.
Speaker 5:The angel thing shows him its butththole, it appears um you're not wrong and then that's my butt, kaleidoscope that's the angel slushy tube imagine if my anus were made of trapezoids this man got to enter so many fleshy tubes before he perished.
Speaker 6:Splash interfacing Doug.
Speaker 3:A doobie, what a doobie. So this thing says some shit to him. It explains like I thought I had this written in my notes. I've lost track of my notes, as I tend to do.
Speaker 4:He's like who the hell?
Speaker 5:are you? And he's like you fucking know who I am, you little bitch. And then he says what his name isessional. He's like who the hell are you? And he's like you fucking know who I am, you fucking figure it out. And then he says what his name is and it's like and you?
Speaker 6:can't even hear it it's just Carl.
Speaker 5:My name is Dave my name is Murd my name is Murd.
Speaker 3:Anyway. The thing talks to him and it says I am the unbounded soul, the consciousness within, Eternal but cyclical. But your story ends here, Churchill. A beautiful narrative. Perfection is what it says. So basically, aren't I such a good writer? Isn't this such a great way to wrap this story up? Um, and then. Stupid question no meta here at all. Stupid question but aren't I such a good writer? Isn't this such a great way to wrap this story up? Um, and then.
Speaker 5:Stupid question, but are those? Is this thing the beta chunk, or is this?
Speaker 3:a phantom.
Speaker 6:This is beta chunk the thing he's in is beta chunk, alpha chunk was the first instance beta chunk. Yeah, Alpha chunk was the first instance. Beta chunk is the bigger bit.
Speaker 5:No, no, no, I'm talking about the angel thing.
Speaker 3:I don't think the angel.
Speaker 5:Isn't that a phantom, technically, technically? The reason I bring that up is because it's named way earlier in one of the videos I talked about, but was never really like. We learned like what an altar was and a temple was and all that yeah, the next video that I have explains the names of all these.
Speaker 3:Okay, sorry my bad. Yeah, nah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 6:Yeah, no good, doug all this proves that you're paying attention.
Speaker 5:I don't even know where I am, so cool, sick yeah, anyway.
Speaker 3:So this video ends with um basically picking up where the last video that we saw from lucan ends and we get to see it again from lucan's perspective and he's looking at churchill and churchill reaches out and he hands him that thing that um yours. What is that? The fucking that thing that you're just? What is that fucking thing called that you're supposed to take in to get samples of the shit? The probe, yeah, the probe.
Speaker 3:So he hands him the probe and he's like take this to the fucking Pentagon. And he's like what? And he's like Pentagon.
Speaker 6:You gotta take it there. To be fair, the probe literally looks like three solar panels attached to a really long needle yeah, that's just what it looks like, or just like an old satellite or something.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, it's literally like a minecraft squid 100 like straight up.
Speaker 3:Do be also looking like that just water frame. So the last video is just sort of info dump, um. So this is a video called gospel and it's just a shot of how long ago was this uploaded?
Speaker 3:a month oh yeah, january 30th 2025 so I guess almost two months, um, but this is like a video of an old school database system, and so it boots up and it provides us some information about the different things that make up this whole structure of Starkill. Funness is what has meant we mentioned before, but it's basically just like a pillar, that with a cross on top, and these are apparently the smallest type of star kill biomass that's capable of commanding and producing two different types of entities. So the first type of entity is called a phantom and it says they appear nearly indistinguishable from humans, but they have the capability to transform into wretches.
Speaker 3:So I don't know, if these are like the glowing things that are floating around, because it says they're indistinguishable from humans. But the glowing floating things that are like floating around are very easily distinguishable from humans by the fact that they fucking glow and float in the air so. I don't know if they're the same thing, but I suppose it's possible. I assume they were, but I don't. I don't know if they're the same thing, but I suppose it's possible, I assume.
Speaker 5:I assumed they were, but I, I don't, I don't know see, but like so.
Speaker 3:The next entity is called a wretch and it says wretches are humanoid entities that can be produced from an altar or be converted from a phantom. So I'm thinking that phantoms are legitimately just human looking things which would be, like in the earlier videos, when all the doctors are like being like turning into things and then they start like fucking freaking out and like spawning shit out of them.
Speaker 5:That is a phantom turning into a wretch when that it's like okay, I think like the same thing from uh mike's video when the deer is like, yeah, yep, running around.
Speaker 6:It's like the same shit, yeah so I think like a, like a larval stage almost yeah, I think the floating things.
Speaker 3:The floating thing, I think, is an entity, because it says I am the consciousness. So I think it is like the soul, or like at least the star kills attempts at displaying its central consciousness to?
Speaker 5:Is there only one floaty thing you think?
Speaker 3:I'm thinking it is the same thing, because I didn't mention this but earlier in one of the videos where, when Lucan is walking around in the forest and he sees the thing he's like, that's the thing that's been calling me here, and so I think that it is the central consciousness and it's it's like reaching out to him to like come become part of the hive mind have you guys seen, uh, the movie edger tomorrow with tom cruise?
Speaker 6:sure fucking haven't, nope, well, never mind. Then.
Speaker 3:Structure b so structure b is a temple, and the temple basically appears as a much larger concentration of star kill biomass, and it just looks like a bunch of mushrooms, and in fact, it does have roots that go underground. So this is the thing that when we saw the family's house at the beginning of the series and then like all these mushrooms are fucking growing up around it, that that's what this be. This is a temple, and so temples can spawn wraiths, and a wraith is the giant looking thing that can grow up to be up to 200 feet tall, and it takes different shapes depending on the nature of the temple it is sponsored from.
Speaker 6:So at this point you should kind of be recognizing some of the things that were described like in Act 1.
Speaker 4:I would hope so. This is the last video.
Speaker 5:I would fucking hope so For now you know how I know Mike feels bad right now Is that I haven't heard him talk in a while. By a while, I mean most of this episode so I'm good, I'm just letting it go all right.
Speaker 3:So the last like entity thing that we learn about is called a revenant, and this thing just looks like a single mushroom that excretes spores from its bodies and it's able to float using natural helium reserves, which is the thing that we've seen floating above the lake, just shitting all over the place, um, shitting and pooping. And the rest of this video uh explains that there is well, it goes on to talk about a structure C, but there's a system error and it's not able to retrieve that. So I'm supposing either we learn about that later or structure C has something to do with the floating fucking thing, I don't know. And then we also learn that there's 20 terabytes of biological memory in this system, which is for 1999 is an absolutely insane amount of data. I don't really know what biological memory means, because it's just, it's a selection on the Akashic Gospel.
Speaker 6:You should look up how much space the human memory takes up.
Speaker 3:Yeah well, so I don't know if this is all the information that it has gotten from the people that it's assimilated. So it's collected 20 terabytes of information from people.
Speaker 6:Maybe that's what's going on here. This is the brains episode from Futurama.
Speaker 4:Everything's compressed into mp3 files, rars.
Speaker 6:You gotta pay for WinRar if you want to figure out what structure C is.
Speaker 3:I will never pay for WinRar, yeah, and so then this ends by selecting a section called Unknown Data. And when they section called Unknown Data, and when they click on Unknown Data, it says Encrypted Data, and then it just prints a bunch of fucking text on the screen. Is this an ARG thing where you can do something to decode this? I don't fucking know. I'm not gonna fucking find out. You fucking figure it out. Do the comments say anything.
Speaker 3:This is deluty. Do the comments say anything? They say a lot of things. Lots of people have lots of opinions. I don't think there's anything in here that actually explains or makes any attempt at it.
Speaker 5:I'm sure we have to wait for a couple more videos, but yeah.
Speaker 3:So that is the end of everything that we've got from Midwest Angelica up to this point. Woo Hooray, I need more it Midwest. Angelica up to this point. I need more. It's pretty fucking good, it's real solid.
Speaker 6:It's real good. I'm sorry to just jump into this, but as a person who loves storytelling, this is, like I don't know, my nirvana. It's got the perfect everything. It explains everything, Like it gives me reasons for why things are doing things, and it gives me the details. A lot of times when we cover these things, I'm like okay, what did the details say, though? And most of the time, the details are garbage. This, however, it fucking fills the details in for us. It's got everything from like the original thing that set the event off all the way up to like the explanation of how we might counteract it. Like it's. It's just lore heavy.
Speaker 3:I love that yeah, it's real solid. The visuals are amazing. Like I, I really love the blend of like real life footage and 3d models here. Um, there's some points in the earlier videos where I don't think the 3d modeling stuff like with the videos of the doctors and is done as well, as like the footage from, say, vita karnas I think what it. What the earlier ones are really missing is like some shaky cam, but the creator obviously figured that out later in when they added like some shaky cam and like some focus blurring and stuff like that, and the effect becomes very convincing when they figure that out and it's really it's super sick.
Speaker 3:I like it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, did this revitalize a little bit of like analog horror?
Speaker 3:Nope, it's the exception that proves the rule. Hey, I love it. I don't even know. I see what you can do with the medium in this and it makes me hate everything else that's bad and just boilerplate even worse.
Speaker 5:Yes, I will say there's a part. If you watch Nightmind's video of this, he says something along the lines of like, if you have no like. Basically he's going on about like, if you have like, when you can film something continuously, for whatever it is you're doing, there's no break in like interest or whatnot. Whatever it is you're doing, uh, there's no break in like interest or whatnot. And but if you only have your computer to make this stuff, um, you need to be able to fucking like, utilize it well enough to where it. It doesn't, it doesn't suck. And unfortunately, a lot of people are just like what if? What if? The news told us everything? And and then they just go from there and you're like fuck.
Speaker 6:What if 2007 Microsoft PowerPoint told?
Speaker 4:us all the information we needed. I don't have Blender and I don't know how to edit, but boy, if I have Microsoft PowerPoint, and I can work with that.
Speaker 5:Hey, I've seen there's some good PowerPoints out there, all right.
Speaker 6:Dude. No, but like the wireframe usage in this, like some of the videos that I saw of like literally like it was a 10 second clip of an op infiltration and all it showed was wireframe of like part of the facility and like some just simple markers of the operatives moving around and that got like I was like holy shit, I'm here for this, I love this. This is like I'm, I'm, I'm convinced.
Speaker 5:Well, I mean shit. One of my videos was a recreation of events played out by dots and that was more enthralling than half the things I've seen on the internet in the past month or two. You know what I'm saying like dude.
Speaker 6:Honestly, I look back to Monument Mythos and shit. Monument Mythos was awesome, but this kicked it up a notch.
Speaker 3:And the VHS filter on everything is one of the better ones I've seen too. You don't actively think, oh, this is a filter as you're watching it. It's pretty solid.
Speaker 6:No, it subtly tells you this is the late 90s, early 2000s like I have almost no criticisms of this.
Speaker 5:It's very good yeah I yeah, I don't think I do either and one of the things that actually like really draws me into is that the descriptions except for the the exception of one in my set of videos, um, was necessary. Like there's a lot of info that I wouldn't have got from not reading the description of a video that I had, except for one, and like I was like kind of flabbergasted almost because, like I see, a lot of people use the description on a youtube like media for like trying to put code or like a secret into it or something like that. But this one's like yeah, so these videos are like this and this like happened then and this is how we found the video, yep, and yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3:There's not just like half-assed arg shit just shoehorned in.
Speaker 6:No right, there are a total of there are four videos total in this entire series that use base 64 as a description, and every single one is meaningful. The first one, I think, was knowledge, which was in one of mine yeah, it was one of Doug's, I had the first one of mine. Babylon description translates to betrayal, which if you read that and you see the subject of it, which is Spencer and Churchill, at that point in time you know that Spencer is not a betrayer. He's in it to win it, which leaves one other option, which tells you like it. It gives the whole thing away if you know where to dig but you don't until the very end and like that's, that's what I love, yeah I think I really enjoy that there's no.
Speaker 3:At the end of every video it doesn't say created by john smith yeah right yeah yeah, I appreciate that yeah, there's no like which, unfortunately, I wonder if that like has contributed somewhat to the fact that this is a lesser viewed series, even though it's better than some of the ones that do that um yeah, there aren't 32 000 subscribers but like I mean that's pretty low compared to like other things we've seen like monument mythos and stuff um.
Speaker 6:It's also a lot higher than a lot of the things we've covered.
Speaker 3:A lot higher than ours. I think this deserves to be one of the most viewed analog wars and it isn't. Yeah, I appreciate that there's no like clout grabbing or like an attempt to become like an analog war influencer going on here. There is a merch site, but whatever but it's, I don't. I don't mind when people like this.
Speaker 5:Well, I also don't think I don't think a merch site really deters me from liking something or not just because, like, I mean shit, let them get theirs. If they're, I'd buy a fucking shirt. You know what I'm saying? Like, honestly, I, I'd buy a fucking shirt.
Speaker 6:You know I'm saying like honestly, I might go buy a movie by angelica shirt right now. Yeah, because like this shit was awesome, I like like I want more to be out now if they sold this on vhs, like whenever they finish, I would buy it like hand it yeah yeah, even putting my hater hater hat on here, I can't really come up with much, though.
Speaker 3:The one thing I said earlier was like the add some shaky cam and some focus blur, but they figured that out, obviously.
Speaker 3:The other thing is that some of the voiceovers and like some of the documents, like yes some of the stuff earlier on is like it leaves a bit to be desired, like they got the effect almost right, but I think there just needs to be a little bit more inflection, because it's it's almost that tiktok voice that I hate yeah, almost you can very much tell that it's not somebody from 1999 yeah, don't forget, they totally fucked up that architecture for the uh oh yeah, the donut
Speaker 6:fuck the dough.
Speaker 4:You're right, a fucking donut so again, zero out of ten this shit yeah, keep the sizes of your donuts in check, jeez yeah, I have nothing more to add. You guys, I think, nailed it on the head this honestly, on a scale one to ten, I'm giving this like a nine and a half this is, this was like dude.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, for sure for sure this.
Speaker 6:Okay, this scratched my fucking scp itch. The scratch my vita carnes itch like I don't know. It hit all the right notes for creepy.
Speaker 5:I loved it, hundo p, you think, you think we should bring back scp?
Speaker 4:no, as long as somebody else edits, yeah as long as it's, I'm good.
Speaker 5:As long as it's not a fucking audio drama. I'm down to do some SCPs.
Speaker 3:I would talk about SCPs. I talk about them.
Speaker 6:I can't do the nine hours of editing anymore. I don't have the time.
Speaker 4:And I don't care to do another thing.
Speaker 5:I'm already doing cryptic corners.
Speaker 4:I don't need to put that on my plate.
Speaker 5:Yeah, so okay, jason and Matt need to come up with some shit. Yeah, something, easy my plate, yeah, so okay. So jason and matt need to come up with some shit. Yeah something easy.
Speaker 6:We can, we can filter out filter out a cryptid corner with.
Speaker 3:You know every other time we could, we could rotate, yeah, every other month. There you go figure it out.
Speaker 6:I mean we, technically, we, oh man, this is showing our hands, we just have three about three episodes written for a mystery flesh pit.
Speaker 3:I don't want to do that.
Speaker 6:I do know I don't want to either, not until we have the rest of it written at the very least, but like that's a lot.
Speaker 5:We haven't even looked at that ever.
Speaker 4:You know what I really want to do yeah, Two years ago probably. You know what I want to do, and the episode and the episode. And the episode I'm going to end it off here. I'm just going to say all of our socials. Go wherever you're at. Social media-wise, we're either TheLudyPod or Don'tLookAtTheInternet. Our email is ludypodcom. Send us an email. I also just want to say if you see some weird Eldritch Lovecraftian space tentacle hive mind thing, fuck it. Be the first dude to fuck it, dude.
Speaker 6:Be the first one to fuck it One small, come for man.
Speaker 4:one giant, just for mankind. What do you got, jason? Say a thing real quick.
Speaker 6:Oh man, as always, always stay fucking paranoid, um, but please, like honestly, go check out midwest angelica, like we. We slept on this for a bit, but I I'm happy we slept on it for as long as we did, simply so we could tackle this in the capacity of not our first 50 episodes yeah, because those were terrible.
Speaker 4:We're now in the later 150s. Dougals, what do you got for people?
Speaker 5:Of course I'm going to say slap peen and bean together. But if you could assimilate the beans and peens that you are seeing, that'd be pretty sick. You can do it anyway. Muthalamule, what do you got?
Speaker 4:sick, I didn't do it anyway. Muthalamule, what do you got?
Speaker 3:I don't have a catchphrase. That's your catchphrase.
Speaker 4:Awesome. There it is. Bye everybody. Have a beautiful day.
Speaker 5:I love you.
Speaker 4:That's for you.
Speaker 5:Hate all of you, goodbye.
Speaker 4:Those of you in discord, stick around, because we have.
Speaker 3:Don't look under the internet.
