Don't Look Under the Internet
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DLUTI 186 - Ice Wall Conspiracies
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Don't look under the internet don't a horror comedy podcast. That was very like my brain turned off oh I, I saw it turn off. You were like what are we doing? Anyone who just watched that you're gonna see like my brain shut down for a second. That was weird, visible confusion. I had like the fucking control deleted my brain. Anyway, this is Jason to my side, hello, and that's Matt to my not. You're over there.
Speaker 2:Bank, in the butthole or whatever.
Speaker 3:I've already forgotten my catchphrase oh, oh, it was what you said. That one, uh, fuck, what did I say? Tainting the mic.
Speaker 2:Yeah, my catchphrase. That isn't even something I said you're still on catchphrase I forgot about that.
Speaker 3:Someone find that for us it was like tainting the butthole or something like that. You're tainting your butthole or something like that anyway, and I'm also, I'm Mike. Hi, how you doing?
Speaker 4:he's got a taint.
Speaker 3:I do have one wow wow the things we learn. I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna start us off with something. What about Doug? I like to call. Oh yeah, guys, doug's here. Hey, buddy, how you doing oh, he's like, he's like. Hell yeah brother, hell yeah brother. Um, I can't get over the JD Vance. Um, I hope next time we record Doug is just wearing like a perm and it's just Spinning around in his chair.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the person who makes Like a realistic J behind him, the person who makes a realistic JD Vance mask that looks just like that, is going to make millions 100%.
Speaker 2:That's going to be the Halloween costume. 2025's Halloween costume.
Speaker 4:I can't wait to see slutty JD Vance. I know I have a feeling somebody's going to combine JD Vance and Gritty in a bikini. Did we even say thank you? I have a feeling somebody's going to combine.
Speaker 3:JD Vance and gritty, oh, like a bikini.
Speaker 4:What did we even say Thank you? Two of the most fucked up things I've seen in a long time. Gritty yeah. I've never heard of it or sorry, what's the female gritty? Yeah, we're getting wildly off topic, whatever.
Speaker 2:Is that what they mean by hitting the gritty?
Speaker 4:Yeah, when I saw a picture of it I wanted to hit it yes.
Speaker 3:That's good to know. I'm going to get us out of this hole here. I'm going to go with the old-fashioned diluty Clap them, I love your head. Got a couple people to shout out, which is kind of cool.
Speaker 4:You two Bono. Yeah, you two. Thank you, Bono.
Speaker 3:Yeah, bono, awesome, fucking JD Vance.
Speaker 2:Thanks who knows Dos Trace.
Speaker 3:So no, if you want to be shouted out every episode or not every episode, but you want to be shouted out in an? Episode. You can give us money as well. What's stopping you, you poor?
Speaker 4:$100 a month.
Speaker 3:We will shout you out every episode. Listen. Tariffs don't affect us. Look at it that way. We're not going to increase the price of the Patreon that way, like you won't be, we're not going to increase the price of the patreon, okay, so? You don't have to worry about tariffs hitting you through us, it's economics 101 mike's gonna teach you something, yeah, so don't worry about that. Our prices are not going up. We're we are not affected by the economy no, that's good.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we're not not important enough yeah, um, these people realize that.
Speaker 3:That's why they give us money. I'm gonna shout out thomas m th. Tom M. And then I'm going to also shout out Ethan parentheses, the whites boy, you know. The whites boy. The whites boy, you know he's a.
Speaker 4:WKUK.
Speaker 3:Hey, you know what I'm going to. Let you just do what you want to do. The whites boy, you know.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the whites boy Like why does he kid you?
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, do you think?
Speaker 4:he's. I doubt it. Maybe I don't know, that's a super niche thing at this point.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:I don't think a lot of people know about that Sad.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, those are the two people, that's all we got today. And I have permitted the term house queefing in the Twitch chat, apparently Because it told me that it held a message back for sexual terms and it didn't tell me what it was. And I just clicked allow and it said Deludipod has now permitted the term house queefing. So there we go. We did. You can say that in our twitch chat, man you're welcome.
Speaker 4:You know, that's the change we've been waiting for. I think, yeah, honestly, I think that's really gonna get us some traction this is how we get up in the world house queefing that concludes this round of house queefing.
Speaker 3:Good job, wow, so we have to change it to that now I guess it's you know, almost 200 episodes in. That concludes this round of house queefing.
Speaker 4:Good job, wow so we have to change it to that now. I guess it's almost 200 episodes in. Doug is coming back to some weird shit. Next recording he's here now.
Speaker 3:He's still rotating, he's going to get dizzy. Better stop it. So, oh my God, so do you think? So I think it's a government conspiracy plan that that is actually Doug hiding as JD Vance circling around.
Speaker 4:I have never seen JD Vance and Doug in the same room. I think they're the same person.
Speaker 3:Doesn't that sound stupid to say? Kind of like the topic we're talking about right, I hate you, thomas Kind of like the topic we're talking about today? We're talking about some pretty dumb and goofy and silly conspiracies that we found. I thought this would be a fun little thing to bring up Now. Some of these you might have heard before, but I think they're worth bringing up, I guarantee you've heard parts of some of these Exactly. Yes, let's go first.
Speaker 2:Go first, dude. I have three things and my first thing isn't go first, dude. Well, I have three things and my first thing isn't really silly, wacky off the wall, it's stupid.
Speaker 4:Okay, dude, now I'm intrigued. Yeah, now you have to go Now you have to tell me All right, I'm voluntolding you All right.
Speaker 2:So my first conspiracy and then I have two smaller ones after that is one that you maybe have heard of before, and it's all about um nazis in antarctica oh my god, I love the nazis in antarctica yeah especially because a lot of it actually kind of true see, that's the thing is like as insane as this sounds, there are parts of it that are based on fact. So basically, the theory here is that I think a lot of people have heard about. After World War II, hitler and a bunch of Nazis escaped to Argentina.
Speaker 2:Well it turns out, before they did that they actually went to Antarctica instead, and some of them are still there to this day. So there are a lot of different variations of this conspiracy theory, but the theory basically says that in 19, like shortly after World War II, all of the Nazis got in their U-boats and they went to this base in Antarctica where they're hanging out. And the evidence that is used um for this is that the us launched a, an operation, um called operation high jump, and basically what they were trying to do like was establish a base like a research base in antarctica, but they had to turn around because they weren't prepared. That's the official story. That's the official story. But the actual reason, apparently, is that the nazis are hiding out there and they fought off the us that were trying to establish the research base with alien technology oh yeah, I guess it's a little.
Speaker 3:Um, I guess now's a good time to say unfortunately we're. We're covering this now. This was a topic that jason and I are very interested in and wanted to make an actual episode out of. Well, we can, we can do a deep yeah, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna cover a ton of this depth.
Speaker 2:So if we want to do a deep dive on this eventually, that's fine, but the reason that everybody thinks that, well, everybody, these people that believe this, no, no, you're right, everybody should.
Speaker 2:The Nazis are fighting back with alien technology is that there are several accounts of pilots. There are several accounts of pilots US pilots flying near the Arctic Circle seeing weird lights and shit that they say chased their planes around and made maneuvers that were impossible, for it was impossible that it was just a light, because it was like moving in certain patterns, but it was also moving around in ways that were impossible for aircraft at the time to actually have this giant robot arm that kept seg hailing.
Speaker 2:Very weird contraption right, um, and then, uh, some reports also exist of pilots seeing like straight up UFOs, so like flat disc, like aircraft that chased these pilots around, but they never shot at them. But these sort of aircrafts are actually what coined the term Foo Fighters, because yeah, they're fighting Foo for you. Yeah, and which is Sure? The inspiration.
Speaker 4:I thought you had more to bring to that. No, no, yeah. Jason was like yeah, yeah, yeah, fighting through for you, is that a I'm just I'm really excited about this time you say that as if it's like some sort of catchphrase.
Speaker 2:No, it's not a thing. That came out of my mouth that's all it is.
Speaker 4:I'm just very excited about this topic and I'm trying to hold it back.
Speaker 2:Go for it, man.
Speaker 4:No, I'll let you talk about it.
Speaker 2:No. So there are also actual reports from like ex Nazis. So a guy who worked with Hitler named Admiral Donitz at one point talked about an expedition that the Germans took um from 1938 to 1939. And he's quoted as saying the German submarine fleet is proud of having built for the fear and another part of the world a Shangri-La land and impregnable fortress. And then he claimed that there was ice-free lakes with warm water that surrounded vegetation and that they had named their new Antarctic colony Nishwabinland Nishwabinland.
Speaker 3:Yeah, nishwabin.
Speaker 2:So you got people who used to be close to Hitler claiming that the Nazis went to Antarctica in 1938 and established a base. Now you got UFOs and weird lights and shit that are chasing around US pilots, that are flying near Antarctica and you've got this, basically research expedition that the US failed to actually establish a base in Antarctica and they were apparently driven off by the things that lived there.
Speaker 3:Um, huh, yeah, there's. There's so much to it. It doesn't help that, like Hitler was very much into like the occult and shit too, dude, I would.
Speaker 4:I would read a crossover between Hitler and Lovecraft oh god, the amount of like, rituals and like.
Speaker 3:At one point he owned the spear of destiny, allegedly because he thought it would give him absolute power. That is how people thought he was able to come to power as well, because he had the Spear of Destiny. And he died. Because the legend is, once you lose the Spear of Destiny or let go of it, you die instantly. So people think that's how he actually died too.
Speaker 2:He actually died too, right, so you can go down a rabbit hole with this, because if you follow, every other thing that is somehow connected to this. It never ends. For example, like to back up this somewhat. Some Redditors found on Google Maps like these weird things on Google Maps that almost look like doors, and they claim that these doors are the entrances to the underground tunnels in Antarctica that the Nazis are living in. Now, this is where this connects to something that I have to bring up from personal experience.
Speaker 3:I found a Nazi UFO.
Speaker 2:I used to work with a man. I used to work with a man who not only believed in these Antarctic ice tunnels that the Nazis were hanging out in. He claimed that whenever the Nazis took over control of the new world order, they were going to take all of the global elite and hide them in these ice tunnels. And what, what? What's more is that the instructions for and I shit you, not this this came out of this man's mouth.
Speaker 2:The instructions for the global elite when they finally decide to take over society, for taking all of us and moving us into the new internment camps, is hidden on the back of road signs in like some sort of ink that we can't read, so that like in real time.
Speaker 4:Lemon juice. Or something like that, I don't know.
Speaker 2:He said, like these instructions are written on the back of these road signs, and that's kind of where he stopped explaining.
Speaker 4:So what else does he have to explain, man?
Speaker 3:Next rest stop, 14 miles. They're taking the people to Antarctica rest stop 14 miles.
Speaker 2:They're taking the people in the head. Maybe that's what he meant, that it's like hidden in code in the road signs, but the way he explained it made it sound like it was actually maps, like real maps on the back of these road signs okay, I know this is probably splitting hairs when you say road signs are you talking about. I'm talking about, like, the signs that you see on the side of the interstate okay.
Speaker 2:So like highways, like the exit signs and shit like that, yeah, you know, or I'm also assuming the ones that are like yeah, I mean I guess they could be stop signs, I don't know.
Speaker 3:He didn't actually elaborate on that part signs that are of the street, and there are a lot of those right you know what I get it because I always wondered why they call them oases, oases, oases, and it's probably because it's code for, like brad pitt, to just walk up the highway to see and read and be like. That's where I'm taking all the people that this is how I get to antarctica, yeah the decalb oasis.
Speaker 3:So do you just have a bunch of like a rich and like celebrity people just just perusing the highway, like is gwyneth paltrow just walking around looking for a sign on the highway, it's the oasis and you enter through the panda express.
Speaker 4:They have a secret door in the fridge and that leads you to the tunnels that connects.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that makes sense, which is panda express, is what they're cooking up with all the vegetables and shit that they're they found near the warm water pockets absolutely yes. Yeah, dilutey creates a conspiracy, it makes sense I mean, well, we're just adding on, we're just oh yeah I mean, I don't have a whole lot more to this.
Speaker 2:There is a couple other things I wrote down like furthering this um theory is that in the 1950s the british and american military both set off nuclear weapons in the antarctic. Um, obviously they claimed that they did that because there's nobody out there and it wouldn't hurt anything. But what of the penguins? But really they were fighting back the nazis. Obviously they were trying to nuke the nazis and get them out of there.
Speaker 2:Um, this whole thing was actually started by a hungarian exile, um in argentina, so in 1947, who obviously had seen the nazis that were hanging out in argentina, and I guess, just like using u-boats to go back and forth between argentina and antarctica, who the the fuck knows. The ultimate game plan here, apparently, is that the Nazis and Hitler, who is probably still alive by, like some sort of crazy Nazi science are hanging out in Antarctica and they're building and using all this alien technology to come up with a game plan to launch the last battalion, which is essentially an effort to um start like a fourth right kind of thing and take over the world, and so you know I I love the idea of this type of ufo unidentified furor object.
Speaker 3:I like this concept a lot.
Speaker 4:They call it uais now, or some shit uai, I think unidentified aerial phenomena uaps.
Speaker 3:That's right, that's right, yeah well, that doesn't go with my furor jokes, you know I you know it's very funny that you bring that one up because, without going too deep into it, unidentified adolf president yeah there you go. Funny enough it's. It's funny how we all have something to do with antarctica, with our oh god, yeah, yeah that's, I think, we, just we, just we stumbled across a theme without even realizing antarctica themed conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2:I think is what we're doing today my other two real quick conspiracies that are actually real stupid that I just stumbled across while I was researching this and trying to find other stupid um conspiracy theories one that I actually saw today just by accident. But the first one is that celebrities are immortal and this one I've seen that.
Speaker 2:I've heard that yeah this one comes back to. You can find a bunch of pictures on the internet where, um, I don't know if you search celebrities are immortal. I don't know if you come up with any. Yeah, you 100, come up with a bunch of fucking pictures so like, for example, there's pictures of people who look exactly like nicholas cage from like way back in the fucking day. There's pictures of people who look like conan o'brian. You can find an umpteen amount of these where people have taken a modern photo of a celebrity and then found a photo of somebody from this nicholas cage one is actually pretty good, I'm not gonna lie um of someone from like way back in the day who looks eerily similar and apparently this is proof that, like, the global elite are immortal and we're being all being run by vampires. So that's, that's pretty fucking stupid.
Speaker 4:Matt, I don't want to be a naysayer or anything like that, but couldn't you, don't they have something called look-alike competitions? Yeah, right, where people come out.
Speaker 2:Nobody has ever accidentally looked like anyone else ever that's what genetics are.
Speaker 4:You can't.
Speaker 2:That's why they can't ever find stunt doubles for movies, because you just can't find.
Speaker 4:anybody who looks similar enough to twins has never existed.
Speaker 2:Never no.
Speaker 4:Not once.
Speaker 3:Funny enough, I found a doppelganger of mine at an IHOP and we took a picture.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I remember that picture. He looks just like I did when I was his age.
Speaker 2:It was very fucking weird. I'll have to grab the picture from somewhere, but I have a picture of me from high school and a picture of my dad and when he was in high school and like the 50s and they are. They look like the exact same photo, just like really yeah, like 50 years apart, um huh. And then the other one that I have is, uh, the gate. I'm probably I'm not going to be able to find anything to visually represent this, but I wrote this down as the gay beam machine so the gay beam machine this was
Speaker 2:one that I found and I'm not even gonna. I didn't even bother to write the guy's fucking name down or what podcast it was, but I saw a clip of this today where a man claimed that on a podcast that the rays that like the x-ray machine at the airport that they stick you through they turn you gay. Only at the airport, though right Only at the airport.
Speaker 3:He said that he won't Just the x-rays at the airport.
Speaker 2:He said that he will not go through that x-ray machine and he forces people to pat him down Like he'll go through there and he'll be like I'm going through that machine. You can shove your hand up my ass. As far as I care. I'm not gay.
Speaker 4:I'm not gay.
Speaker 2:Pat me down, please stimulate my prostate with your hands, please find the largest, hairiest, burliest man you can and I will pull my pants off for him, but I'm not going through that machine?
Speaker 4:that makes me gay right now? Absolutely not.
Speaker 3:There's frogs in there the things you've caught and stumbled across. Um, jesus christ, I, I like that one a lot. I like, I hope that's one of those ones that are just like a dumb conspiracy that's all made up as kind of a joke. I hope, I really hope so, but you know someone out there, at least one person believes it well, now he said it on a podcast, so at least like 10 people are gonna believe him at least.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's what like. If you shout out like a belief into the ether and somebody happens to listen, the chances that somebody is going to identify with that belief is actually really high. I believe a toad is the pope. Actually, I work with a guy I think he's a fish. There we go fish pope well, I'm sorry Explain. Is this my conspiracy theory that I'm going over?
Speaker 2:Yes, it is now.
Speaker 4:All right, I'll go over this story real quick. I do have another one I want to talk about, though, but can I get this guy in contact with my road signs again?
Speaker 4:I think, yeah, he probably, oh, he's. So I do want to say he has been wanting to come on this podcast for a while now. Apparently he has note cards, but I don't. I I'm scared to invite him on, simply because I don't know how long we can just let him talk. But he does think the pope is actually and I know that the people listening to this podcast will know what this is thinks that the pope is dagon the fish god from fucking old philistine like lore or Lovecraftian lore.
Speaker 1:You work in a hospital. Who's this guy cutting on? He's cutting on fish people.
Speaker 4:Well, he says that the Pope's hat is super big to hide the actual fish head and the face you see is actually like the Adam's apple or the neck of the creature that is made to like be a person's face to trick us.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's like that fish, that the tongue looks like a frog yeah, other frogs, yeah.
Speaker 4:Same, exact concept but like for an ancient God that is, a fish with hands, that has telepathic.
Speaker 3:So how does that explain? All the other popes are all them fish people?
Speaker 4:They literally, it's the same same God just reincarnated the different bodies. Oh, do you know? God just reincarnated to different bodies. I had a three and a half hour conversation with him about this when I was working nights, so when he dies and they have the funeral and his hat's off and there's no.
Speaker 3:Do they just cut that off? They don't take the hat off.
Speaker 4:They'd sew it to his head so you can't see. If somebody saw it, it would just blow the whole thing wide open.
Speaker 2:We can't have that Now expound upon the part where he thinks he's a fish.
Speaker 4:And also I'm a fish. When does that come into play? Yeah, that's just a one-off little weird thing.
Speaker 3:I guess I'll go next, because you said you had a transition from mine to yours, I do, I do, I do.
Speaker 4:I'll talk about mine.
Speaker 3:I have a couple as well. First and foremost, one of my favorites that I wanted to bring up real quick is the Pope's Audience Hall, and if you just Google Pope's Audience Hall, snake and look at the imagery, you're going to get exactly what it is. So, TLDR, I'm not going to go into it deep, I'm not going to go into it deep, but people believe that the pope is actually, uh, the devil in disguise and they, the catholic church, um, has created symbolism around this to um, basically show people it. But you know, like hide in plain sight. Essentially, you know what I mean. Um, if you look at the pope's audience hall, it does resemble a, a snake. It's pretty fucking. I am looking at it and it does. It looks like a fucking snake. If you, if you look down the center of the hall, you've got these two stained glass windows on the side that look like eyes and then in the front look like two fangs.
Speaker 4:I don't think you need you need to tell me that when I'm looking at this, for me to think that the freakiest thing yes, the freakiest thing is the statue that's behind the pope.
Speaker 3:Everyone believes that it's this giant statue and the theory is that it is a bunch of demons coming from hell. This is the statue that's behind the pope. It's fucking metal as hell it is metal as hell.
Speaker 4:It literally looks dope as fuck. It looks like satan is rising out of hell it's at the pope's audience hall.
Speaker 3:So literally just look the Pope's audience Hall. So literally just look up Pope's audience hall Snake and Pope's audience hall demon statue.
Speaker 4:Where does the Pope Does the?
Speaker 3:Pope sit by the mouth. Yeah, he's in the mouth.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he sits in the mouth, so the symbolism here could be that the Pope Is the mouth of the serpent.
Speaker 3:That's literally what it is, he's the devil, he's the mouth of the serpent, that's literally what it is.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's the devil, he's the mouth of the serpent.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's super cool. It is, I mean, and I kind of believe it because fucking, look at it Seriously Like you don't design a building like this on accident. That looks like the river Styx. Yeah, there's fucking purpose to this. I love this theory so much. And even the outside. Let me see if I can get a shot of the outside. The outside even looks like a snake's head. Outside it even looks like a snake's fucking head. It's pretty wild. Yeah, oh yeah. There it is.
Speaker 4:It looks like a Futurama robot. It's got the scales on it and everything.
Speaker 3:You know, I'll give you that, matt for sure, right, but I I think that's a dope because that's cool.
Speaker 2:It looks like uh, calculon's like love interest. Who calculon? Um fuck, I don't know what her fucking name is calculon calculon.
Speaker 3:Anyway, I just wanted to bring that one up because it's really fucking cool. Damn that's pretty cool. That's just a cool one. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna bring a cool one into the mix. Let me pull up my actual ones.
Speaker 2:here for you, your actual one.
Speaker 3:Oh God, I don't remember her. Oh yeah, I remember now.
Speaker 2:Now I see the picture that you're, yeah.
Speaker 3:So I have a couple mini ones that I also want to bring up. First and foremost, we've all heard of this one. Some crazy lunatic lady was spouting it back in like 2016 on Facebook and it caught a bunch of attention. Didn't she hold a convention around this? Not a convention around it, but she was in a convention.
Speaker 4:And was that's what it was?
Speaker 3:Yeah, but it's that monster energy is created by Satan to basically indoctrinate. I'm sure you've all seen this one, but TLDR, the marks for the M on the on the the can the M? It's supposed to be like monster claws ripping. M. It's supposed to be like monster Claws ripping, but it Looks like three individual Sixes in the Hebrew language, or 666. There's not much to that one other than that, and this lady just decided that this was a thing because she doesn't understand that it's supposed to look like a monster claw.
Speaker 4:And it's an M. She should look up when 666 was attributed to Satan, because it's recent as fuck. Last year it was actually yesterday.
Speaker 3:But I had to bring that one up just because it's a very well-known one and people are just dumb. This is my favorite one that I'm going to bring up here. So there's a Reddit about this and I'm going to read the comment to it as well in a minute because I love the comment to it. So there's a Reddit about this and I'm going to read the comment to it as well in a minute because I love the comment to it. So there's a Reddit here and it is on r slash cryptids by a username obvious dash, scene 6298.
Speaker 3:And it goes is Dollar General a front for the government to collect information on paranormal activity? I've heard on a radio show that the government is working through Dollar General and using it to have people come in to give them information on unexplained phenomenon and paranormal things that are happening around the country. This will explain why there's a Dollar General store literally everywhere, sometimes even passing two or three of them on the same road, within five to ten minutes of another. The government is definitely trying to collect any and all information it can on UAPs, aliens, bigfoot dogmen and even ghosts. Anyone have any information on the validity of this government research? And the first comment is bro? Take your meds.
Speaker 4:Do you remember the hometown horrors where Lissa shared her story? I don't remember the story when she worked at a Dollar General and there was a bunch of paranormal shit going on.
Speaker 3:Lissa, I know you're not listening right now, but I think it was a Dollar General. But holy shit Yo. If that's true, maybe she has some insight.
Speaker 3:But, it's not just this guy. There's a Facebook post on it too that says the conspiracy theory that Dollar General stores are covertly operated by the government to collect UFO information is a modern twist on the classic surveillance narrative. By the government to collect UFO information is a modern twist on the classic surveillance narrative. Proponents suggest that these stores are strategically placed in rural areas to monitor and gather data on UFO sightings and activities. These theories parallel claims about the strategic placement and zoning of Walmart and Home Depot, which are also believed by some to be part of a broader government strategy to control and monitor populations. While these ideas lack concrete evidence, they reflect a deep-seated mistrust of corporate and government power. While these ideas lack concrete evidence, they reflect a deep-seated mistrust of corporate and government power. I'm just going to say I don't need a Bigfoot conspiracy to say corporate conspiracies probably are true and all corporations can go to hell. Hashtag Walmart, hashtag Walmart. I was actually talking to my mom about.
Speaker 2:Dollar General the other day.
Speaker 1:Or yesterday, and she said that no, she just said that.
Speaker 2:She heard that. The reason that they pop up all over the fucking place because they, if you get like very far into rural america at all, they're all over the fucking place for like and it is. It is inexplicable how there will just be like a field and then there's just a fucking dollar general, but apparently the company that actually builds those buildings is not connected to dollar general, so like a company builds the building and then dollar general just leases the building from them so it's very, it's not very.
Speaker 2:There's not a lot of like upfront costs for dollar general to actually set the stores up, which is why they can do it so quickly and they do it really cheaply. And then if that Dollar General were to, like, shut down, the company that built the building would still have the building and they could lease it to someone else. So it's not like if the store goes out of business it's a huge loss for either party also, dollar Generals are just really bad for the community.
Speaker 3:No, also, dollar generals are just really bad for the community. Like, dollar generals are awful. Uh, there he is, finally, I fucking found him, um, I believe it's there's. I think climate town is a youtuber. I think he did a video on why dollar generals are bad. But, um, yeah, dollar generals destroy local communities and economies, like absolutely ruin them. They're awful for um, and they're they're not even a good bargain for what you get. So I highly recommend not shopping at a fucking dollar general, because you actually aren't getting a good deal yeah, when it comes down to just little businesses that operate in those communities little businesses go under and also they pack it.
Speaker 3:They sell things. They're cheaper, but you get less in your package. Someone actually did the math on like like.
Speaker 2:I've seen that video. That's the same guy that did the Chipotle like a shrink. Yeah, yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3:Yes exactly he, yeah, he's like oh yeah, if you get like a pack of spaghetti noodles at like dollar general, yeah it, whereas if you buy it at like walmart you're getting more. Yeah, it's gonna cost more, but it ends up.
Speaker 2:It's less cheaper exactly.
Speaker 3:It's less cents per ounce. Um, I know that's anyway, but dollar general is just there to fucking monitor alien stuff, so what?
Speaker 2:does it matter?
Speaker 3:you know all that yeah, fuck all that um my other little mini conspiracy. Uh, so you want to know the best place to find Conspiracies and stupid whack jobs? Quora.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, 100%. I saw on the news. Well, that's Yahoo answers. But all those people migrated to Quora.
Speaker 3:Yep. So here's A Quora that I love here. Why have the major Airlines spent decades suppressing Teleportation research? Have a number of scientists in the field teleportation studies disappeared under mysterious circumstances? Why doesn't teleportation exist yet? There's a theory that airplanes don't actually fly okay, they teleport okay, and when you're in an airplane and you're looking out the window, it's just a projection in front of you to make you think that you're flying, because they don't want you to know that.
Speaker 2:They're just like sticking screens on the side of the Exactly.
Speaker 3:They don't want you to know that you're teleporting and if you're watching a plane take off from inside the airport. No, you're not. Those aren't windows.
Speaker 2:You're looking out of of wasting everybody's time like that.
Speaker 3:Big, big teleport, you know.
Speaker 2:Why don't they want people to know they're teleporting?
Speaker 3:Hey man, I don't make the rules, I just follow them, okay.
Speaker 2:Okay. Are they claiming that the? I have a lot of questions about this, a lot of questions about this. Are they claiming that it takes three hours, or whatever your flight is, to teleport?
Speaker 3:Or are they saying that like saying no, it's instantaneous. They play a three-hour movie and then they teleport you yeah, they play a three-hour movie essentially and you teleport instantly, but they don't want you to know that so they don't, but why? Is it so?
Speaker 2:that they can use like the government can use the teleportation technology but nobody knows they can be places instantly whatever answer you want to give yourself to this is the correct answer.
Speaker 3:There is no answer to this.
Speaker 2:That is just the theory every conspiracy theory I've ever heard has a reason not this one they're covering it up because the globalists don't want you to know that they can spy on you through your toilets. Well, so the weird thing they have a camera in my toilet already, that they can spy on you through your toilets.
Speaker 3:Well, so the weird thing is I have a camera in my toilet already. Well, the weird thing is there's a couple different theories about this. There's one that there's teleportation. There's another one, like I mentioned earlier, that major airlines are suppressing teleportation technology and research because if teleportation technology does actually catch on, then airlines go out of business and they don't want that to happen, so they're suppressing that technology.
Speaker 2:You know how much more likely I would be to go pay for a flight if they instantly teleported me. If airlines are the only people that have the teleportation technology and I don't have to wait six hours, the reason I will drive I will. I will legitimately do like a seven hour drive, because if it's a two hour flight, I'm gonna waste almost that much time going through security, driving to the airport, having to deal with transportation on the other end. If I knew, though, that I could just go to the airport and they could instantly teleport me, I would pay the same amount of money the $700 or whatever the plane ticket is, but I would be much more likely to do it if I knew it would be instantaneous rather than here.
Speaker 3:Yeah, maybe this will help. Okay, here's another Quora on the same topic. Why are people so dumb to believe that airplanes aren't a government conspiracy when it's clearly obvious that they're too heavy to stay in the air? Oh my god.
Speaker 2:Does that help? No, because that's the whole thing. That is the whole thing with the Wright brothers. They were like heavier than air, heavier than air Travel. It's not.
Speaker 3:See the airplanes way too heavy dude Can't fly, way too heavy dude Can't fly. But that's the point of the teleportation, that's the point of the wings.
Speaker 2:Because, it creates a low air pressure teleport.
Speaker 4:Why is it too heavy to fly?
Speaker 3:Metal. It's too heavy. Why it's too heavy?
Speaker 4:Why.
Speaker 3:Take your beer, throw it in the air, but what?
Speaker 2:does too heavy mean. What measurement are you using?
Speaker 4:If I put wings on this, it would not be able to fly, because it's too heavy, because it's made of metal.
Speaker 2:But the thing is, you can launch something. If you've got enough velocity behind something, anything can fly for a certain.
Speaker 4:That's the whole concept of a fucking rail. Gun Guys, is football impossible? Can fly for a certain rail gun Like our is football.
Speaker 2:is football impossible because footballs are heavier than air. You can't throw a football that far. I don't understand.
Speaker 4:Also, yeah, let's flying doesn't mean it's up there indefinitely, it's up there for an amount of time and it comes back down.
Speaker 2:Yeah and like airplanes. Airplanes don't just fly through the air by magic. They have to be propelled. They have engines for a reason it's the forward momentum that keeps them in the air, combined with the air pressure Heavy. Oh my god.
Speaker 4:Mike knows he's wrong when he gets to yell about this. This is making me so angry. Why I brought this up. I only heard like a third of this and I'm still fucking livid about it it's first off.
Speaker 3:I'm with matt, though, like why, what? Who gains anything from rights from shielding teleportation technology from the world? All they would do?
Speaker 4:is make fucking millions of dollars, yeah like that's all trillions even so much money like no, I don't want that. I mean, I don't personally care, but I also know that they are on.
Speaker 3:They are onto something, though, with that plane too heavy?
Speaker 4:oh are they, god. I'm gonna wake up in the middle of the night later. I'm gonna be like airplanes are not too fucking heavy.
Speaker 3:you're gonna come home and just yell at Kelly, Kelly, I got something to say to you, alright?
Speaker 4:Three hours later and another thing we're sleeping Well.
Speaker 3:I have one last dumb conspiracy and I'm saying dumb because yeah, boat don't float Boat too heavy.
Speaker 2:Boat too heavy.
Speaker 4:You're telling me.
Speaker 2:You ever seen a fucking tanker ship man them things?
Speaker 3:is like those boats that carry boats. Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's an object that's too heavy. Carrying objects that are too heavy.
Speaker 3:Too heavy.
Speaker 4:I wonder if it'd be easier just to pull them Too heavy. You know what?
Speaker 2:else. You know what else? My tires on my car are filled with air Car heavier than air. How the air holding it up.
Speaker 3:Too heavy, too heavy.
Speaker 2:Big tire doesn't want you to know that one either.
Speaker 3:If you ever realized you'd never buy tires again. Too heavy, man, I'm telling you Too heavy, oh fuck me.
Speaker 4:I think that's going to be my answer to every question somebody asks me about something. No, it's too heavy.
Speaker 3:Jason, I need you to do the surgery. Too heavy, it's too heavy. This is metal. This, it's too heavy.
Speaker 4:This is metal. This knife is made of metal.
Speaker 2:Yeah, metal is heavier than my bones Too heavy. Yeah, too heavy, too heavy.
Speaker 3:I have no idea. I got one more. I got one more conspiracy I want to bring up. Okay, and because this is going to transition you, oh yeah, yeah, it's called the Ice Wall Theory. Now I'm on Flat Earth's actual website.
Speaker 2:I almost mentioned this when I was talking about mine.
Speaker 3:I'm really glad you did it, because I'm glad we each have a snowy thing. So, tldr, in Antarctica there's a 150-foot ice wall that spans miles, upon miles, upon miles, to where we don't even know where it ends there's 15 stories. That's not that big, yeah, but we don't know where it ends. It's too heavy. It's too heavy. It's too heavy. How ice slow.
Speaker 2:You got me there, mike.
Speaker 3:But so this kind of contradicts the. It kind of contradicts a little bit the Nazis In Antarctica, but also adds to it at the same time. So the reason I say it uh contradicts it a little bit is because, um, this ice wall is surrounding a portion of antarctica and there's like no way to get into this portion of antarctica. There's no like tunnels or anything attached, there's no holes in it, it's just a giant wall.
Speaker 3:That's what they want so it kind of contradicts that a little bit. But here's some weird things about the ice wall, so we don't really know what's on the other side of the ice wall. There's a man named James Clark Ross who is apparently the guy who discovered the ice wall. He is quoted by saying it was an obstruction of such character as to leave no doubt in my mind as to our future proceedings, for we might as well sail through the cliffs of Dover as to penetrate such a mass. Just go over it, it's too heavy. How they don't have planes, yeah you can't launch anything over it.
Speaker 2:Anything that you would launch over it is too heavy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it would be impossible to conceive a more solid-looking mass of ice. Not the smallest appearance of any rent or fissure could we discover throughout its whole extent, and the intensely bright sky beyond it but too plainly indicated the great distance to which it reached southward. Now to their credibility. This ice wall does exist. It is a thing. There are videos of it. There are pictures of it. The ice wall is a thing. Allegedly it surrounds 95% of the Antarctic coast. Now people relate this to. I don't know if you guys have seen the photos of that, but there's that perfectly cut ice square.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, it looks like a things tomb.
Speaker 3:Yeah, people relate this to that, but that kind of thing just naturally happens. I mean, take a piece of ice at home, take a that, but that kind of thing just naturally happens. Ice, I mean, take a piece of ice at home, take like a sharp, like a knife or something, and just kind of like right in the center it splits in two almost evenly. That's just how fucking ice works and shit like I don't know all the science behind it, but there you go scientist Mike over here.
Speaker 3:I know right. So okay, cool. So anyway, the entire. I'm going to read just snippets from this article here. But the entire coast of the ice wall is not one single complete wall, however. There are actually a series of thousand-mile long walls divided by transantarctic mountain ranges up to 11,500 feet high. The weight of the ice wall is so enormous that they have literally pressed the Earth two-thirds of a mile, one kilometer into the Earth. Under the mass forces of their own weight, the ice walls deform and drag themselves outward. Very large glaciers, called ice streams, flow through them, continually, transporting ice from deep inland out to the sea. Um, people have gone on to even say that these ice walls are so deep and so massive that they've kind of melded and become one with the earth underneath it damn yeah, so just now.
Speaker 3:Another the big conspiracy is the fact that we don't know what's going on with uh, it's too heavy dude. Yeah, the big conspiracy here is that we they don't know what's going on inside of the ice wall. It has not been investigated. In fact, world governments will not allow you to go beyond a certain point in antarctica into the ice wall. Um, they will actually prevent you. There are like security detail and, um, and they're stationed there year-round. Right, they're not like stationed, but there's uh like jets and shit that come through all the time and they could know you're down there and stop you from going if they're up in the sky.
Speaker 3:They have teleportation. Hold on, where are jets? Oh, they're too heavy dude, oh my god, you're right.
Speaker 4:This goes all the way to the top um, big boeing, um, but yeah.
Speaker 3:So apparently if you try going here, um, it's kind of like an area 51 thing, area 51 thing where if you get too close, immediately someone pulls up in a black van. They're just like, oh, but this is what you're telling me.
Speaker 2:This thing wraps all the way around the fucking continents and shit, and they have enough.
Speaker 3:They have enough people to detail this like security detail the world, uh uh um government, the world police, the world team america you're telling me they have enough people so argentina's up there, america's got people, london's got fuck. Yeah, they got, they got you're telling me.
Speaker 2:You're telling me we don't have enough people, allegedly to keep people from running across the southern border of the united states. But we got enough people. Well, what are we?
Speaker 3:we can't because that's different, that's a distraction. So you don't think about the antarctic wall to be fair. You open your third fucking eye. Do your penal gland to be fair it's a distraction.
Speaker 2:Actually, actually, you're right. You're right, they're intentionally letting people over the border to create a distraction so that we don't you don't think about the wall.
Speaker 4:To think about the. To be fair, how many people are trying to come across the border here versus across the border in arctica?
Speaker 3:yeah, exactly, exactly so flat earth. I don't. On this website, uh, wikitfesorg, they do have a 30 minute mini document, uh document documentary video um giving some information on this, showing how there's a bunch of red tape, um like bureaucracy, when you try to access this portion of um, this portion of antarctica, to where basically bogs you down. There's no one there.
Speaker 3:That's gonna be like get the fuck out of here, but they're gonna bog you down with paperwork, they're gonna stop you at a certain point for, like, security measures and basically do everything they can, besides holding a gun to you saying don't fucking come back here so I'm just gonna make it really frustrating, to the point where you can't go like the dmv, where they're like all right, you got two pieces of mail that have your address on them, but we need three yeah yeah, exactly and then this one isn't actually a bill yeah, and then you
Speaker 4:come back and we actually need four. What if some dude just pulled up with like his whole life in tow, like there's a trailer full of files and shit? They'd probably still find a way.
Speaker 3:They'll find a way not to do it, but another thing I want to bring up that's too heavy they can't let you through with all that fuck, but another thing I want to bring up.
Speaker 3:Well, that's too heavy, they can't let you through with all that Fuck. So I just want to read this snippet real quick. Actually, beyond the 150-foot ice wall is anyone's guess? How far the ice extends, how it terminates, how it exists beyond it are questions to which no present human experience can reply. All we at present know is that snow and hail, howling winds, indescribable storms and hurricanes prevail, and that is in every direction. Human ingress is barred by unsealed enscarpments, a perpetual ice, and it extends farther than eye or telescope can penetrate, and it's becoming lost in a gloom of darkness. But here's the thing. So there is Too heavy, right? There's one guy, yeah, too heavy. There is one guy on I saw it on Reddit, I think it's tied to this, though who says they were able to fly a drone over the wall undetected. And we have the video, right? Yeah, actually, I think they kind of do have a video.
Speaker 1:I didn't watch it though, because it's like a fucking hour-long thing.
Speaker 3:Why do you have quotes? Yep, so uh, but anyway. So they allegedly flew his drone over the wall and they found greenery, vast greenery, which ties back to the Nazis being there and using the greenery and the vegetation.
Speaker 3:Yep uh-huh and they said that they found um in there, they found greenery, they found vegetation, they found like warm pools of water, um, they found it to be very, um uh, habitable. So I find that very interesting. And now we got to go to this fucking ice ball. Maybe that's the wall trump has been talking about this whole time and we just assumed he was talking about Mexico.
Speaker 2:Well, why do you have to build the wall that already exists?
Speaker 4:On top of the wall to make the wall big Because global warming.
Speaker 3:There's global warming, so we have to throw ice on top of it. It's like from Futurama when they keep putting more and more ice into the water.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, thus solving the problem once and for all. Yeah, it's like that, yeah.
Speaker 3:Those are my dumb conspiracies, though that's pretty great Ice wall.
Speaker 4:I love it. Speaking of ice walls, would you like to talk about ice balls? Well, one singular Talk about ice, ice balls?
Speaker 3:That's fucking that euphemism when you don't have sex. Yeah, blue balls, baby, I'm not doing that, come on, come on.
Speaker 4:Thank you. So I'm going to go over something called the great ice ball theory or the great ice ball earth theory. Now I know it doesn't sound like this would be a flat earth theory, considering the word ball.
Speaker 2:Oh, it all comes back to Flat Earth, bro.
Speaker 4:Yes.
Speaker 2:Just like the ice wall. That's how, when you're flying in a plane and you're actually just making circles around the outside of the planet or of the, the disc, the disc, yeah, the ice wall's on the outside Keeping people from falling off the edge.
Speaker 4:Right, that's how you stay on Flat Earth. Well, this one. We have members around the globe. Read that again.
Speaker 4:But so um, this is this. Takes that thought several thousand steps further, I think, because the great ice ball earth theory basically says that our earth is a flat, or very near flat, plane at the very top pole of a giant ice ball. Why, Now? The theory is that an asteroid impacted the very top pole, creating a warmer climate, melted a bunch of the ice and snow that was there and basically creates, if you were to look at, a circular image of our map. That's what they think this looks like Now.
Speaker 2:So basically what they're saying is it's Pluto, but something smacked into the top of it, and we're just living in. We're like the microorganisms living in a puddle.
Speaker 4:Exactly, that's kind of the theory. Now I found a lot of posts on red about this. None of them really had anything useful in them. There was one what I know fucking shocking uh, somebody decided, you know I'm gonna do some math about this, and they did um. So they said they asked some questions, they answer them, they go. What is the great ice balls diameter? Well, the flat earth's diameter is measured to be about 40,000 kilometers. Okay, that's a fucking lot. That's from one end of the flat earth to the other end.
Speaker 3:I feel like that's not that much hold on.
Speaker 4:So if the flat earth is just sitting at the pole and there's a whole ice ball and it is big enough to make that pole look flat, and the flatness has to exist for about 40,000 kilometers, okay, are you kind of getting the dimensions but the earth doesn't look flat, so it doesn't look flat, so it's. There is a slight curve to it because it's sitting on the pole of this giant ice ball now 40,000 kilometers is a diameter.
Speaker 2:The earth is on the flat earth is on the ball, so they're suggesting that there is a perceptible curve to the earth, but it doesn't match that. It doesn't make sense curve to the earth. But it does. It doesn't match that, it doesn't make sense to the globe, earth math.
Speaker 4:Or, more correctly, that they have said that scientific instruments. It is so gradual that they cannot detect it. Yeah, so they think we live on Hoth Pretty much. Yes, so we live in this little pond at the top of the world right um. This pond is about 40 000 kilometers in diameter wouldn't the pond have to be?
Speaker 2:wouldn't the earth actually then have to be like concave?
Speaker 4:uh so to hold all the stuff so did. Or hollow hollow earth. This ties into hollow earth. So 40,000 kilometers across right measuring. You measure the image, apply the earth scale, yada yada yada. That's how he got to it and he got a diameter of approximately 1.1 million kilometers. That's a fuckload. If you had a list of kilometers, that's too many.
Speaker 3:How many miles is that?
Speaker 4:Multiply it by about three, so three miles.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yep, sure. 1.1 million kilometers is three miles. You got it, man. That's one. Take that metric system. So that's. That's the the supposed size of this ice ball. Now let's say the great ice ball is hollow. How thick is the shell? Well, we want some stability, so let's make the thickness about one third of the flat earth discs diameter, so like the hole from all the way across. Take a third of that and you get about 13 000 kilometers. That's a pretty decent thickness. From that you get a volume of the ice shell itself about 48.7 quadrillion cubic kilometers um. The density of the ice is about 917 kilograms per meters cubed, or, uh, 917 billion kilograms per kilometer cubed. So like that's how many chunks of ice exist in that one kilometer? One kilometer chunks of ice, 917 billion of them. Um. Total mass of this grace ice ball is 4.47 times 10 to the 28th kilograms. That is an inconceivable number. It's way too big If you apply the law of gravitation.
Speaker 3:It can't float in space Too heavy.
Speaker 4:You would get the gravitational pull of about 9.81 newtons per kilogram. Oh yeah, way too heavy, way too heavy, way too heavy, way too heavy. And so after this, people start like asking questions and commenting and they say like, well, wouldn't the gravitational force, just like it, wouldn't only pull, like the people on the surface, towards the center if it's hollow, wouldn't it just pull the whole thing eventually? And so people said, well, no, they put titanium struts that are surrounding a fake black hole core. You know super simple, super simple stuff, just massive struts. And so now we're starting to get into the. This is where people have lost the narrative completely.
Speaker 2:There aren't people who actually believe this, are there there are no one have to be.
Speaker 4:It's not a lot, I will say that, but there are people that actually believe this and now we've gone from like, okay, let's create a rational explanation, to no. I have to find I have to create explanations to make this. That's how all this shit is 100.
Speaker 2:You have to make things infinitely more complicated than like the actual explanation to make any of this shit yeah, occam's razor.
Speaker 4:Like, if you need guidance, just look to occam's razor. The simplest solution is usually correct because we are lazy fuckers like real fucking lazy. So and this just keeps going on, people asking questions and then coming up it's turtles all the way down.
Speaker 2:It's puddles all the way down.
Speaker 4:that's the last one. The last comment is we have to remember that it's turtles all the way down. Underneath that there's another conspiracy coming, it's brewing and it's the fact that this fucking 917 billion kilogram per fucking kilometer cubed piece of ice is sitting on a giant turtle. I'm calling it out. That's the next one. I like turtles, god damn it. It's turtles all the way down. Do you guys have any questions?
Speaker 3:for me Teenage Mutant Ninja Ice Balls.
Speaker 4:Teenage Mutant Ninja Ice Balls, but that is the great ice ball theory, and I think it's hilarious because the Flat Earth Society has fucking gone all the way around full circle.
Speaker 3:So now it's not even that the Earth is flat, it's just on a ball. That's too big.
Speaker 4:The Earth is flat.
Speaker 3:No, no, no.
Speaker 2:But is big it's, it's flat. No, no, no, not part of the snowball, but the thing is that section, the thing is for it to actually hold all the shit in, not we.
Speaker 2:We've gone another step further than flat right because we have a globe and the thing is like people who are stupid claim that there's no perceptible like actual curve to the earth, so therefore it can't be spherical. So they say it's flat, right, but now we've got another level than that because to keep all the shit in, if we're on a puddle on top of something that's spherical, it's actually got to be concave, like it's got to be a puddle, right so it's, it's earth it's like folded all the way around really it's almost like the way they describe.
Speaker 4:it's almost like the earth is like embedded, so it keeps the ice wall theory.
Speaker 2:It's almost like we're sunk into. Oh, so they say it's saying that the thing that hit this sphere just happened to create an impossibly flat surface Yep, with water and continents and stuff on a giant ice ball that's supposed to be hollow.
Speaker 3:If we're on a giant ice ball, how come we don't freeze?
Speaker 2:When have you ever seen anything occur in nature that just happens to be perfectly flat, unless like, unless, like some giant space god came by with his like fucking dremel and just like right galactus to his visit and said you need, you need this.
Speaker 4:No, though, one of the there's actually a quote from the movie prometometheus. Uh, god doesn't build in straight lines. I'm sure it's from something else, but that's what I remember it from and like that's just how I look at this. Like if there's no random chance you can't rent, there is such a small possibility, and I say that because if time's infinite and everything has possibility to happen, then everything will happen 100% of the time. However, I really don't think we are ever going to see a straight line created in nature Like a fucking, a perfect scenario, perfect circle, perfect everything, so that, like Matt's saying, it's either got to be concave to keep everybody in, yet you're doing that. This is man-made. Anyway, it has to be concave, or it has to be perfectly flat and it has to be concave, or it has to be perfectly flat and it has to have edges that keep it, keeps it all in.
Speaker 2:I that it's like somebody like hole punched the side of 100 but do they do they?
Speaker 3:do they explain why, like if we're on this massive ice ball and we're just a speck on it, yeah, how is that speck not frozen?
Speaker 4:over, because the asteroid that impacted created a warm climate.
Speaker 2:And on top of that there is a star that circles the edge of the ice wall. Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me.
Speaker 4:It keeps everything inside lit up and that's why you can always see the sun on Earth, because it is rotating around the edges of this puddle in this giant ice ball. Simple really. Rotating around the edges of this puddle in this giant ice ball Simple really.
Speaker 2:It's elementary. How's the sun stay up there?
Speaker 4:Too heavy. No, it's made of light, Matt. It's not made of metal.
Speaker 3:He's got you there. Yeah, it's just a spotlight, that's all it is.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Honestly, if I'm being honest, the sun is just a projection. It's not real, it's a hologram.
Speaker 4:It could be coming to russian it's a russian hologram.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's all staged. It's just mirrors and shit and I'm sure they'll.
Speaker 4:They'll nail the the details of this theory down as they discover them and find out the truth about it. But as it's all we have to do is guess as they do, tests, verifiable tests with math, the back like that fucking light. The light, yeah, the laser, yeah, that's, that's my favorite, that's my favorite fucking thing ever. And he still goes he's like.
Speaker 2:He's like, huh, if the earth is round, you should be able to move it three feet higher and it'll go through it. Move it three feet higher. What's happening?
Speaker 4:it's going through it, huh I don't know, I don't know why that's happening. Fucking stupid Yep. Oh my God.
Speaker 3:That's all I got. Yeah, that's our journey. Everybody on these just stupid conspiracies. I will admit, though, out of all of them I mean I'm just kidding I love all of these. They're so good Because they're stupid to actually believe in. Except the Pope audience all won. That one, I think, has a little validity to it. I think the symbolism is there on purpose. I don't know if it's like the Pope is the devil or whatever, but I think the symbolism is there on purpose.
Speaker 4:I don't know if this is my Catholic schooling, as I was younger to also agree with you there, but that's a lot of coincidence there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and the Nazis in Antarctica? I think there might be. I think there is possible to that. There is a little bit of truth to that as well. Like they probably did go out to antarctica just to hide out. Like they're ducking the cops. You know what I mean like I would not be surprised if they did that into a cul-de-sac real.
Speaker 2:You don't think that we ever well, I guess like shit, like like thaws and refreezes and stuff, and could have covered it up, but I would think that, like, at some point somebody would have stumbled across like, oh, this used to be like something. Somewhere someone was hiding out.
Speaker 4:I feel like there's a satellite image somewhere.
Speaker 3:I don't even necessarily have to say that I believe that they like posted up there, but I'm not. I wouldn't be surprised if they did take U-boats.
Speaker 2:And just like hang out no-transcript saddam hussein yeah
Speaker 3:just way before him yeah, but yeah, I, I love all this shit. This shit is so fascinating to me because the amount of hoops you have to jump through for it and the amount of like wild things you have to do is just. I love the mental gymnastics that honestly.
Speaker 4:That should be an olympics.
Speaker 3:It's mental they're very fun ideas, oh yeah, like, if you were to write like sci-fi novels about this shit, I'm all over fun, but the fact that people actually believe in a lot of this shit is what kind of takes me out of it. You know, oh people, if this could like a giant ice ball thing, it's a kind of a cool little sci-fi concept, you know.
Speaker 3:I'd watch that show that's interesting, but for people to actually sit there and be like actually we're on an ice ball and they actually believe that I feel kind of bad for you.
Speaker 2:I don't, and like, without even getting to the flat earth ness of it all, there is a concerning amount of people on social media who believe that nasa just makes shit up never a straight answer. I have seen a lot of that sentiment just like randomly on like instagram videos of like shit from space, like like footage from probes and stuff. Look at any of those. You will find a comment with several likes on it.
Speaker 3:That's like and that's a good cgi. Yep, it's all never straight answer. Dude.
Speaker 2:Nasa's making everything up I do think nasa hides images from the public because huge, if true just like the giant face that's on the other side of the moon yeah we're not ready for that it's just Andross oh my god.
Speaker 3:No, it's the moon from Majora's Mask.
Speaker 2:We just turned it around it's the one from Rick and Morty the man that lives in the moon just
Speaker 3:screaming. He's threatening me. Well, everybody, thank you so much for joining us on this stupid trip. It's been great. Um, I want to say, go ahead and find us on all of our socials. Um, we're going to be. We're either. Don't look under the internet or deludipod everywhere. Um, just look us up on any social you're on. Odds are we're there too. Um, I want to give a shout out to ghoulish mortals. Hell yeah Over in St Charles Horror Store. Did you ever go pick my mask up?
Speaker 3:We should go pick your mask up. We should go pick your mask up.
Speaker 4:I totally forgot about that. I forgot about that too, whoops.
Speaker 3:Warwick, please don't throw that away.
Speaker 2:Warwick's probably like man, they were real concerned about this in the moment.
Speaker 3:Yeah, right shit um, uh, undefined graphics mike lowey, mike, our logo, um, and then, uh, I just want to shout out to our patreon, patreoncom, slash diluty pod and our website dilutycom. Send us an email. If you ever want to get in contact with us, it's uh dilutypod at gmailcom. And if you biggest conspiracy, your dad loves you, oh, got him. No, your dad loves you.
Speaker 4:And go love a dad out there, tell him hi from me boom while you're loving him, jason, what do you got to say? As always, I mean, what better time than now to stay fucking paranoid? What are they hiding from us? What are?
Speaker 3:they hiding from us? What are they hiding? What don't they want us to know? Oh my god, that's a good one. I like that. That's a good one, muthulu. What do you have?
Speaker 2:Muthulu, the stinker in the tank. We gotta figure out, gooch.
Speaker 3:Was that on an episode or a bonus? I don't remember. I don't remember now either.
Speaker 4:It was a week. We did a bonus. I know that we're going to have to look Someone help us.
Speaker 3:Anyway.
Speaker 2:Somebody will tell us.
Speaker 3:Bye, everybody. Have a blessed day. We love you, baby, maybe.
Speaker 2:Don't look under the internet. Outro Music.
