Don't Look Under the Internet
Don't Look Under the Internet
DLUTI 188 - Weird New Age Religion Websites: Part 1
This week we dive deeper into something Mike accidentally stumbled upon. We discover the meaning of life, the evil of wireless phone technology, and learn all about how aliens are trying to invade our thoughts.
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Don't look under the internet. Are you recording? Now I just want to play oblivion. Let's get this over with are you recording now? Yeah, I am okay, hello everyone.
Speaker 3:Welcome to Don't Look Under the Internet.
Speaker 4:I don't know you like that.
Speaker 3:I don't know if I did Internet Horror Comedy Podcast, an Internet Horror Comedy Podcast starring yours truly, jason? Hi, I'm Derry Merbles. There's also a Doug over there.
Speaker 5:Oh, hello, you could also see a mat.
Speaker 2:I'd rather be playing Oblivion I'm just here, so I don't get fined.
Speaker 1:I literally was just about to say that.
Speaker 3:And then I am here to venerate. There it is. I want to see the baby. Show me the baby. Show me the baby. Did I ever show you the? Did I ever show you the Winnie the Pooh bit with him on Conan's podcast? So he goes on Conan's podcast and he's like he's like talking about Winnie the Pooh for some reason. He's like oh, I love Winnie the Pooh and all his friends, like Piglet Tigger you don't have to say them and Eeyore like just everyone at home.
Speaker 3:Look up Warner Herzog, winnie the Pooh and you'll get it the way he says Eeyore. He's like Eeyore.
Speaker 4:He has to know right, but like he sounds fucking ridiculous. He's German like this is how it is. You think he like, knows it and leans into it.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, he's got that documentary voice.
Speaker 2:Like having a distinctive voice. Whether it's actually good or not is like a marketing strategy oh, 100% like Gilbert Godfrey yeah, I was about to say look at fucking Gilbert Godfrey.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I have the sorry to derail it so fucking early. But rape didn't kill the woman, sorry the Gilbert Godfrey reading of uh fuck, what is that?
Speaker 5:oh, 50 shades of gray shades of gray, yes it's so upsetting.
Speaker 3:Well, you know it's not upsetting, it's really it's not upsetting because we have some super cool names I'm gonna shout out. So, first and foremost, over on our patreon, patreoncom slash, deludy pod. Oh, you can go on over there and I'm gonna give a big ol shout out to jizz whalers anonymous hell yeah we're gonna play our fun game of name name good, name good.
Speaker 2:I have questions, so it's just whalers anonymous.
Speaker 4:It's just whalers like w-a-i-l yeah, doesn't whaling mean like screaming jizz?
Speaker 2:is screaming, screaming jizz. What is?
Speaker 4:the now. Is it the jizz screaming or is it people who deal with jizz that are screaming?
Speaker 2:right like are there people named? Do they scream and jizz comes out or is?
Speaker 4:are they dyslexic? And it was actually called the whiz jailers.
Speaker 2:Oh, maybe the we have.
Speaker 4:So many options here or actually is it.
Speaker 3:Is it a cryptid or jizz whalers?
Speaker 1:you know, we'll have to find out like there's a jizz whale, which is a cryptid right that that would be W-H-A-L-E.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, no, they spelled it wrong.
Speaker 4:They spelled it wrong. If there's a jizz whale, there have to be jizz whalers.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean, Because that was initially I thought it was a sperm whale joke.
Speaker 1:We're jizzing in the sea.
Speaker 4:Whalers on the moon. It's good. I have a couple. Thank you, Jason. I have some more. It's good. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 3:You're welcome. I have some other people that I want to give a shout out to Also. Did you know that whales secrete something called spermaceti, and they call it that because when it reaches contact with air, it goes from clear to milky white and it looks like?
Speaker 5:jizz.
Speaker 3:Spaghetti that looks like sperm, Call it so. Over on our website, dilutedcom, we have a couple people that we're going to shout out as well. First and foremost, Galalicious Skolalicious.
Speaker 4:Stevie I like.
Speaker 5:Skolalicious Stevie, that's fun. What does?
Speaker 4:that mean.
Speaker 3:Skolalicious, skolalicious.
Speaker 4:Oh Skolalicious.
Speaker 1:Sorry, skolalicious, skolalicious, skolalicious.
Speaker 3:I take. Take back what I said. I like Scalacious Stevie. I think that's fun. That sounds like a villain in an undergrowth game or whatever. You know what I'm talking about. One of those games? Yes, I always got Papyrus and the other guys.
Speaker 1:Jizz Whalers is music from Star Wars.
Speaker 4:Oh my god, that's the fucking Cantina band, isn't it? Yeah, that guy. I forgot that band was named the Jizz Whalers. I don't know.
Speaker 3:It's called Jizz A Jizz.
Speaker 2:Whaler is the type of musician the band is Max Rebo and his band.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay. I was trying to refrain from Googling Jizz Whaler, but here we are, Nah.
Speaker 2:I did and I also got Wikipedia, but also Jizz Whaler's. Anonymous is in the Discord and they told us it was a Star Wars reference.
Speaker 4:Hell yeah. I completely forgot about that.
Speaker 3:Thank you, we appreciate you thank you yeah, our next our next thing to shout out vinny vindictive I'm so it sounds like a porn name. I'm sorry, you're not gonna be able to get away from that that's a bdsm yeah, vinny, vindictive, you have a fucking 11 inch cock. I can tell by the name.
Speaker 4:That dude takes rubber bands and puts them around other guys balls as many as possible right.
Speaker 3:How vindictive and then we have the next one, which some could say is the piece de resistance.
Speaker 1:Shouts out to Mike, please this is gonna give jug of uh jugger hot cheese.
Speaker 3:Uh fucking run for the morning hot cheese big jug, big jug shouts out to uh mike, please stop fucking my dad.
Speaker 4:He's been dead for 10 years um no, I'm sorry the name field honestly are you saying no to the information or no to the request?
Speaker 3:I can't stop fucking can't stop, won't stop can't stop won't stop, otherwise I'm not who, I'm not me, if I'm not fucking like, I'm not fucking you don't want to do.
Speaker 4:You know of any crisis there's a joke.
Speaker 3:There's somewhere. Necrophilia, necrofather, there's something there. I'm sure I just have to figure it out. This is my necro daddy. There's something there. But thank you to all of you people, all those. Those are all 10 out of 10 names, if yes those are fantastic those are great, very vindictive. Yeah, you're honestly. How are you in the patron right now because your porn shoots in like 10 minutes.
Speaker 3:You gotta get over there, dude you're gonna set, um, yeah, thanks everybody, I appreciate you. Uh, that is the end of housekeeping. You know I'm not gonna lie. All those names, you shouldn't they kind of all those names kind of like, they kind of hyped me up a little bit, I feel. I feel I feel like I've ascended to a higher version of myself because of the last name especially.
Speaker 4:Maybe like a dimensional shift came along. No, I put you in a different body or something. Well, on a different timeline perhaps, Maybe this one.
Speaker 3:I'm getting there. I'm still in the first, like 40 phase, 40 phase. Yeah so we're getting there, but I do definitely feel like I've ascended a little bit. If only there was like some form of glossary or something to get more information.
Speaker 2:Or some set of beliefs that would lead you on a path through this process.
Speaker 4:Watching this in real time is really painful.
Speaker 3:Today's topic is going to be what I would argue one of the most interesting things we're going back about, and by interesting I mean it's not going to make any sense. Bear with us, but holy shit. So we're talking about energetic synthesis, and where do you?
Speaker 4:find that mike, if you were to give a, a website, to the people that might want to know what the, where the fuck we?
Speaker 3:are the, the. The hub is called the ascension glossary, but there is more information called the energetic synthesis, so I'm going to call it the energetic synthesis.
Speaker 2:There's a primary website called energeticgeticSynthesiscom.
Speaker 3:And there's a YouTube channel.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but the website is like the hub for what this is exactly. So this was something that Mike stumbled upon.
Speaker 3:We all did accidentally.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, we accidentally stumbled upon it, but Mike stumbled upon the Ascension Glossary. Looking up Loosh from the last episode. Yeah, ascension glossary. Looking up luche from the last episode. Yeah and uh. As we started clicking on the links, we discovered that this is all a set of beliefs and guides and a set of like philosophy from a woman named lisa renee, and all of this can be found on energeticsynthesiscom. Now I want to give a precursor to this, or a warning or a disclaimer, and say that all of this has something to do with, like new age spirituality and which is apparently a thing that has been like happening since the 1970s, and I don't think any of us have it.
Speaker 2:We're all very out of our element here yeah none of us were alive for this yeah, this entire thing is something that we are largely ignorant of, but we decided to dig into it a bit, and boy does it get fucking weird.
Speaker 3:so, um, we'll start at energeticsynthesiscom and I'm sorry right before you begin. I just want to put this out there for the people. This is going to be a two-parter. Today, we're going to be covering the energetic synthesis and the ascensions glossary. Next week, you're going to be hearing us talk about the other two websites that have to do with this the crystal aegis and the es foundations.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so, um, starting at energetic synthesiscom, you'll open it up and you'll see that there are a lot of different things that you can click on. Many of them just read like vocabulary words smashed together. But where I want to start is the about page. Now, the about page attempts to explain exactly what this is. Now you tell me if this clears anything up for you. The first paragraph on the About page starts with Welcome. Thank you for visiting our site. As we are moving into a greater intensity with the Ascension timeline, entering the galactic consciousness phase during 2012 timeline and beyond, we are entrusted with the personal integrity required to hold an energetic container for this vast Ascension library.
Speaker 4:Already, so goddamn lost.
Speaker 2:This information is designed to provide a context for ascending humans to embrace the changing paradigm on planet earth, as well as learn tools for empowered self-mastery. Now, if that doesn't clear things up for you, they've got a mission statement.
Speaker 5:They've got a mission statement, don't worry.
Speaker 2:Hopefully you will Now.
Speaker 2:This mission statement tells you exactly what Energetic Synthesis intends to do.
Speaker 2:The ES website content reflects the guardian perspective of the Ascension timeline, 2012 timelines and beyond, intended as support, both energetically and educationally, for the galactic families of humanity. This spiritual family has accepted the guardianship role to support the foundation of cosmic citizenship through unity consciousness as an evolutionary model for this planet and humanity, and this is earth-based advocacy designed for this specific group. There is absolutely no value difference given on the role each being has chosen for its expression. The guardian group's mission directive is rehabilitation of the hologram, repairing its energetic architecture, parentheses, dna embodying the ascended human protoform, supplying informational context on ascension dynamics and exopolitic ET agendas, and re-educating both human and non-humans to be congruently aligned with the universal law of one. Freedom, fraternity and the sovereign right of all beings to be a knower of god's source is protected by the collective unity vow shared amongst our universal guardian groups, jason did that clear it up for you um, there was one sentence that I like actually got information from, and that was the only sentence I got things from was the ET agenda.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so that was the one thing I was going to point out. Was that the only thing that probably made any sense in that paragraph to you was the abbreviation ET. Now you might think surely surely that doesn't stand for extraterrestrial? Oh, it does, but more more on that later. Mike will also talk about what the universal law of one is, and we'll talk about we'll try.
Speaker 2:We'll talk about ascension a bit when we get to the ascension glossary. Um, I'll explain ascension. I'll explain a little bit of what ascension is supposed to be, um what. So what is ascension? It's a spiritual can you? Can you tell that? I've definitely got answers for you lined up um fuck? I hope so well, it's a spiritual awakening. According to the ascension glossary again, which michael uh talk about a bit later, is a simultaneous increase of expanding consciousness. That occurs when our spiritual energetic bodies connect into our physical bodies.
Speaker 5:Um, it's achieved following kundalini activation what is hell, yeah, yeah, what is what is kundalini um?
Speaker 4:kundalini? It's a, it's a slang term for kundalingus and it's kundalini?
Speaker 3:oh no, I know, I have. So when?
Speaker 2:she when you said we'll talk about the um, the lisa renee a bit later, but when you say that lisa renee had a spondylia, a spontaneous kundalini kundalini kundalini word linguine this whole episode is just gonna be word it's gonna be so good when you say lisa renee had a spontaneous kundalini event, does that mean that she had a spontaneous like eating out then oh, my star seed, fucking, god.
Speaker 1:I volunteered.
Speaker 2:So what is a Kundalini? Well, to understand that, you have to understand that there are 15 waves of the spectrum of frequency that correlate directly with the universal ray. What is a ray? Well, I'm glad you asked. There are three original primal order sound fields that make up the ray aspects of universal creation in the universal time matrix. Collectively they're referred to as the threefold founder flame that makes up the GSF triad. What's the GSF triad? I can hear you, yeah.
Speaker 3:I have the GSF triad too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, it stands for I'm God, I'm sovereign and I'm free, and it's the cosmic trinity GSF God sovereign free yeah, but I'll stop stealing from Mike's section now and we'll get back the less I talk, the better we'll get back to ascension. So let's go. Let's go back to the homepage of the website here everybody calm down that everybody. Now that everybody fully understands what we're looking at and is on the same page, let's go back.
Speaker 3:We've got the basics down now. We've all heard the same words foundations. Um, if you could cut, if you could cut ascensions down to like one sentence what is ascension?
Speaker 2:It's a spiritual awakening. According to the Ascension philosophy, it's a simultaneous increase of expanding consciousness.
Speaker 5:That occurs when our spiritual, energetic bodies connect to our physical bodies.
Speaker 2:Okay, real quick Duh.
Speaker 3:What's a kundalini Spontanellini?
Speaker 2:Well before I can tell you what a kundalini is. You have to understand that there's 15 waves of the spectrum of frequency that correlate directly with the universal rays.
Speaker 5:I can't make that any more clear. Come on dog.
Speaker 1:Aren't you under all of this? Up for me, come on, dog.
Speaker 4:Guys, if you actually thought you were going to learn stuff today. I'm so sorry. Can I get back to the homepage of EnergeticSynthesiscom.
Speaker 2:right now, can you guys stop asking obvious questions?
Speaker 4:Yeah, you're right, we're so sorry I feel foolish actually right, I'm embarrassed for you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly I'm trying to save face for you guys right now. Um, if you go back to the home page of interstate genetic synthesiscom, you'll see that there are a lot of blog posts. Um, there's a bunch of links to blog posts. There's links to external sites. Like I said, one of these is the Ascension Glossary. We'll take a look at the first blog post. The first blog post that's on here right now, as of April 22nd, is from April 18th of 2025, and it is called the Golden Christ Templar. Oh, the Golden Christ Templar. 1d Recoding, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:So you open this up? I listened to some of this. Yeah, I shouldn't have.
Speaker 2:The first sentence here is the bifurcation event of 2020 began to prepare the Diamond Sun Tree of Life Planetary Templar for profound structural changes as the result of reconfiguring the morphogenic fields with the new cosmic blueprint, which includes the Gold Sun DNA planetary blueprint, the Golden Cryst. Now we know exactly what the Golden Cryst is. There is an hour-long recording at the top of this page that and if you listen to it, I shit you not. It is literally word for word. Just, I guess lisa renee, who is like the person who is behind most of this philosophy stuff, um in this program just reading everything word for word and there is absolutely no additional commentary added to explain or give context to any of this stuff. And this post is long as shit. I mean, it goes on for pages and pages and pages. There are very helpful graphs and like um visualizations on this page helpful, no michael, I told you to stop embarrassing yourself.
Speaker 2:This is plain as day. There are like pictures of the human body with like numbered points on them um acupuncture or like the uh fuck, well, they're actually the human 12 sphere, 12 sphere crystal grid that has something to do with the ruby father universal conduit you say that like you don't understand yeah, um, so yeah, no, I know what that is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, uh, there's more. Yeah, these 12 points again in a different graph. I guess it's the same thing there's. There's something down here that looks a bit like the water cycle, like going in and out of a human being is the piss going back in well see, but the thing is it doesn't actually highlight where the piss is stored in the balls. So I can't, you can't be sure. So I can't, you can't be sure, yeah, I can't make heads or tails of this, or dicks, or butts of it.
Speaker 1:What number chakras in the balls?
Speaker 2:Maybe that'll help us. Well, ok, so let's read the brief excerpt above this diagram here and learn all about axiotonal alignment with the 1D Ruby Ray recoding. Axiotonal alignment with the 1d ruby ray recoding uh, axiotonal lines are the frequency lines that move through the chakra crystal keys to form 12 vertical lines that run energy to the chakras and are also formed by the organ or gland in charge of that energy system. The axiotone, axiotonal, axiotonal lines have the instruction sets for the corresponding DNA strand, in which the focus is made to restore the organic imprint for health and link to the 1D axiotonal line within the 1D dimensional sphere to regenerate the integrity of the 1D DNA strand and chakra energies that flow into the left and right kidneys and adrenal glands. So it is piss.
Speaker 4:Oh my gosh, it is.
Speaker 2:Well, I guess it's piss, piss. Yeah, it's piss, and sweat all your piss and sweat is just mixing together to
Speaker 1:uh, it deserves not I always mix my piss and sweat before I flush it. Yeah, I I I don't know um.
Speaker 2:But so, reading all this as a brief aside, I started reading this very this first thing and I was like is this ai? Because that's how it has to be right. It reads as just ai slop. It sounds like you said hey, chat gpt, please write me a long philosophical new age spiritualism article and include lots of vocabulary words. So I googled that and I did find a youtube video from someone named anastasia sprout, who claims that she was a paid member of this um group that I'll talk about here in a sec. From 2020 to 2023. She's got an hour-long video about her entire experience and the blog post that I found from her says that she put a lot of these through like one of those AI content detector things, and that it said that it was 95% likely AI. But on the flip side of that, she also took an article from her own website and put it through the same thing and it said it was like 87 likely to be ai.
Speaker 4:What that just tells me is that all of this stuff is just completely indiscernible yeah like this was either generated or written by people who are terrible at writing and have also mimicked ai, maybe, maybe I'm going to go ahead and guess the first one.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I think it's just. It feels like just playing Mad Libs.
Speaker 3:So I put in basically what you said in the chat. Gpt, I said write me a long spiritual guide using vocabulary words that sound as confusing as possible, and I got the transcendental compendium of onto celestial harmonization, a pilgrimage through esoteric ambiguity.
Speaker 2:That sounds exactly like something you would see on this website. Yeah.
Speaker 3:To the subliminated ether, before the soul embarks upon its circulatory sojourn through the hypostatic recesses of super reality this sounds identical undergo a pre-cathartic epistemological, epistemological exfoliation.
Speaker 2:This necessitates in a priori disengagement from diurnally hesitated paradigms with the I can't tell the difference between what I've been reading and what you just read.
Speaker 3:That's exactly what this is, holy shit.
Speaker 2:Holy shit, that was cool. Well, this lady charges 10 bucks a pop for one of these, so maybe we should get on that.
Speaker 2:Boy, we're changing. Yeah, back to the blog post at hand. There's more shit in here. There's the stuff about a cosmic dragon awakening. There's more shit in here. There's stuff about a cosmic dragon awakening. There's the planetary kidney complex and the triple white queens. And she ends the blog post with I am perfect peace. I am perfect stillness, held with zero point neutrality. I am the infinite calm, held in crystal clarity. I am the eternal self, answering the spiritual calling of my highest Christos divine self. I am eternal omni love, as one with the cosmic mind. And so it is. Thank you, god.
Speaker 5:Thanks God.
Speaker 2:So that is the golden, what that is the golden. Chris Templar 1D recoding. The next post is called pitfalls of drug use and spiritual pursuits.
Speaker 3:Again, that was just one small portion oh yeah, that was just the first. We're just, we're just warming up and we thought we could get all this out in one episode.
Speaker 2:No fucking way, yeah so this title, on its face, sounds reasonable. Right, it's called pitfalls of drug use and spiritual spiritual pursuits. What I immediately assumed was that this would be an article about how people use drugs to try to unlock some sort of internal understanding of like cosmic forces and shit like that and that, that's a bad americans with peyote, right?
Speaker 2:you would think that's what the article is about, right? Well, yeah, you would think it's reasonable until you read the first sentence. Is it not about that the NAA promotes substance abuse in all of its forms in order to gain full control over the human body, especially the bioneurology, sexual organs and brain waves? And that sentence gets even crazier when you look at what the NAA is.
Speaker 3:Not the N-triple-A, it's the N-double-A.
Speaker 2:It's the negative alien agenda. So what is that, you might ask? It's got to do with extraterrestrials, the negative alien agenda is to force the planet to serve another multiple species controller agenda through imposing false replicated time fields using biowarfare technology such as holographic inserts, ai and mind control, namely created under genetically reptilian-based archons, extraterrestrials at the expense and life force of the human race in the kingdoms under human domain. So it all comes back to the reptile people.
Speaker 4:It's all the Liz Obama Fucking draconians.
Speaker 3:Also you've heard this word a couple times already today Holographic or holograms. I'm going to give you a big spoiler they never explain what they are. They'll use that word, but they'll never be like.
Speaker 4:It also is the hologram, by the way it also very clearly does not mean what it's supposed to mean.
Speaker 3:Nope I, when you think hologram, you think like a projection of an image or something nope, nope, no, that's not it like, like the like. The sun is in the sky, that's just a russian projection. Or the moon, that's just a Russian projection. Or the moon, that's just a Russian projection. So a holographic projection. That makes sense. This does not make sense.
Speaker 2:It doesn't Correct Makes perfect sense to me. The one thing I do want to call out before we move on from the NAA is the graphic that is present on the ascension glossary for the, the negative alien alliance, or whatever the fuck the negative alien.
Speaker 4:Negative alien agenda yeah the agenda.
Speaker 2:It's titled reptilian invasion timeline, and this outlines the current objectives of the reptilian invasion timeline. Memories surface into the mass planetary consciousness fields as species memory returns. There's a dimensional field collapse. When this happens, core atlantean seed conflict, misuse of technology, personal will versus divine source. Plan atlantis flood began alien invasion in 9600 BC. We'll talk about Atlantis later too.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and Lemuria.
Speaker 2:Stonehenge 11D gate takeover unplugged our DNA 5500 years ago. Scrambled cellular alphabet. 5d wormhole invasion began 5000 years ago in Saqqara, egypt. Events changed humanity's probable reality into another event horizon for 2012 armageddon. Current primary objective is 3d mind control, terrorism or cataclysm through seed invasion, fear to replay the atlantean program. Human power elite used to control planetary resources for negative alien agenda, stealing life force through satanic ritual abuse so that's what's.
Speaker 4:So many concepts here. How hard do you think I have to?
Speaker 4:run into that concrete wall to get brain damage then I think you're gonna get plenty just sitting here listening yeah, you don't even have to run, you can just sit right here, man, yeah, I, you're about to get more brain damage. How hard, what? How hard do you have to get more brain damage? How hard, what? How hard do you have to be for this episode? You must be this hard. I'm getting harder and harder as we go so there's a bunch of more of these.
Speaker 2:They have crazy titles like reuniting with holy father and Markaba repatterning meditation. Um, a lot of these just repatterning meditation. Marcaba repatterning meditation yes, okay. Um, a lot of these just link to a download for an mp3 that you have to pay for. Some of them are 11, some of them are like 555, some of them are just like a dollar. I don't know how they make a determination on what the values of these things are exactly.
Speaker 2:Chat GPT did that for me too, that's probably true, it probably also threw in some stuff about the McDonald Islands as well.
Speaker 3:There's an island of McDonald's.
Speaker 2:Where do you think all the wrappers go? What do you think the penguins eat? So if you scroll down to the bottom, past all the crazy shit there is a section that says noteworthy and it's.
Speaker 2:I don't know if this explains, if this is intended to explain, what's going on here, but it just says the content shared on this website is a chronology of direct experiences and telepathic communication and or contact made between various levels of interdimensional intelligences and Lisa Renee, which began in 1999. These communications continue and are always evolving, as nothing in the movement of consciousness is static. The variation of material presented presented is a reflection of one of human beings. Ascension initiation through a personal awareness of material presented is a reflection of one of human beings ascension initiation through a personal awareness of ET contact Through a series of lower and higher dimensional planes. Lisa Renee has experienced a variety of multiple group consciousness fields during this ascension cycle.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to read the rest of this, but Also, no, she hasn't. But basically, what this explains and what you find out if you look around here a little bit, is that there's this woman named Lisa Renee and she experienced in 1999 what she called a spontaneous Kundalini event where beings started talking to her and she found out that she can communicate with extraterrestrial beings through her brain. And these things that she is writing on this website are all of the guidances and things that she is learning from these cosmic entities that are speaking to her um do you think she doesn't know what chat gpt is and thinks that's an alien?
Speaker 3:what?
Speaker 2:but see, here's the thing right. So I was like, do you think she doesn't know what chat GPT is and thinks that's an alien? But see, here's the thing right. So I was like I'm skipping ahead in my notes here a little bit, but like I came across a thing it says she started doing this in 1999. And then I came across a thing on the website that is supposedly a radio interview with her from 2006. And when I started listening to it I was like this sounds really good and I mean like we had decent recordings in 2006,. But like I would just expect like a radio show from 2006 to sound kind of bad, but it sounds really good.
Speaker 2:So I was like, was this actually recorded in 2006? Or was this something that she stood up later and pretended to have been doing for a really long time? So I looked into the good old Wayback Machine and, nah, this has 100% been going since the early 2000s. She's been posting this crazy shit for 20 plus years. So I don't know if the newer stuff is Chad, gpt or AI or whatever and she's just using that now to help her put out content, but at least at some point in the distant past she was writing this on her own, or I don't know. I guess maybe she could have been paying people to write it for her.
Speaker 2:But, at some point along the line she came up with a lot of these ideas on her own, a lot of it is though borrowed which is fucking wild right. A lot of it, though, is borrowed from like new age philosophy, so some of these concepts that we're reading about have had existed prior. Um. In the radio interview that existed from 2006, she talks about something called um indigo children, which apparently uh the children um indigo children tldr.
Speaker 2:It's like children with like metaphysical powers and stuff yeah, they're like on and by the government yeah, they're like beings that have like crazy powers, that are like sent onto the earth to do things.
Speaker 4:The um the black eyed children, I think in one um mythos is like they're like corrupted versions of if you want to know more and you want to listen to it via song, there's a song by the band Pussifer, who's fronted by Maynard James Keenan, who's the lead singer for tool um, called the, fronted by Maynard James Keenan, who's the lead singer for Tool called the Indigo Children.
Speaker 2:That's where I get all my spiritual guidance from. Is Maynard James Keenan I mean to be fair.
Speaker 4:I think he just turned 60. I think he does enough.
Speaker 2:He looks really good for 60s, so he's doing something right Probably all that wine that he couldn't sell.
Speaker 4:I forget his pissing excellence.
Speaker 2:What was I saying? I forget what it is. I forget Pissing excellence. Yeah, yeah. What was I saying? Oh, yeah, but like the Indigo, some people get drawn into this because they want to, I think, want to believe that their child is like an Indigo child and is like sent onto this Earth to achieve something greater. I don't know. Anyway, so that Mike has time to talk about his section, I'll keep moving. Like I mentioned, a lot of this stuff links to things that you have to download or pay for, so there is a shop section which should be a clue, I think, as to what's actually going on?
Speaker 3:is this merch?
Speaker 2:no, there's no merch. That's what I was hoping for, but it's mostly just downloads of readings of these articles, or there's other things in here, like psychic self-defense, which is recordings of her talking about how to defend yourself from psychics who are trying to like get into your brain and make bad things happen.
Speaker 2:Um some mental kung fu there's a section called planetary grid. What grid work projects that I do not understand at all. Um, and then there's the section um, oh, there's a section with guests where there's one thing I wanted to point out. Um, this guests is talks from people who are not Lisa Renee, and one of them is from the Return to Atlantis conference, which is something I really wish that I would have had time to find more about, but apparently it was a conference in 2013 that was hosted at the Holiday Inn on the 99% quartz crystal sands of Lido Key Beach in Sarasota, florida.
Speaker 3:It's always Florida. Yeah, so there's a 731 megabyte download of her presentation that you can pay for if you want that, doug, you might have to see if you can find one of these conventions to go to for us.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll sneak in and I'll like wear some of those like google glasses and like right.
Speaker 2:So if you want to know what's coming up, actually, there is an event section of the website and you can go look at the events calendar. As far as I understand, on the third wednesday of every month there is a ascension teleconference class at 6 15 pm.
Speaker 5:So I really think we got a zoom call, yeah the next one is tomorrow, so oh shit, I mean um, the.
Speaker 2:The thing under events that I really wanted to point out, though, was something that I am incredibly intrigued about, which is global 5g awareness day, which apparently is something that has already passed. It took place on january 25th 25th of 2020 and it was basically just a group prayer to uh pray the 5g away. It explains it as we join together in group prayer to state our intention that we do not consent to targeting the earth, population and nature with harmful military grade emf weapons yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3:You know I'm I'm okay with this. Rather than praying like praying the gay away, I'm much more okay with them going out praying the 5g away.
Speaker 3:The more of this I read, though, the more I feel like that's got to be in there somewhere, because, like a lot of this does connect back to like crazy white, right, right wing conspiracy, shit like the reptilians and yeah, I don't know, because a lot of this seems like it's like, you know, uh, we're all in this, this together. It's unity, it's love, you know. So I don't know, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's unity and it's love, until you get to a certain section of the um community section. I'm going to skip over Jairus Gamos because I didn't understand it and I wrote some notes on it, but I don't think it matters. If you go to the community section you'll find the clubhouse and there are some forums here that you can't get into. They're not public and you can't sign up to be a member because registration for new memberships is currently closed. But, um, you kind of find out here that energetic synthesis is like a membership group thing. Um, I yeah, I didn't know when to bring that up, but like that YouTube video I was talking about earlier, where that lady talks about some of the stuff she experienced over her three years in this um is very telling as far as what's going on.
Speaker 4:Think of that. If you didn't think of that when you heard the word ascension, I she's also.
Speaker 2:I went back and looked at her website from like 2003 and she's been selling like psychic defense classes and shit for since then. So she's been monetizing this shit from the very you ever have you ever professor x trying to get in your brain?
Speaker 3:just give him one of these, and then he'll kick his ass right out of your mind.
Speaker 4:Palace, you're good to go if the four of us could manage to not make everything out of a joke for like 20 minutes, we could absolutely monetize that exact same type of shit.
Speaker 2:Absolutely, If we wanted to scam mentally unwell people who are in a bad place for sure, do you not?
Speaker 2:Sounds cool, come on. But yeah, especially reading through the rules in the community section, you really start to get the sense that this is a culty sort of thing that is really targeting people who are down on their luck. A lot of what is brought up in that youtube video talks about like victims of abuse and stuff, and apparently a lot of people who are victims of abuse have ended up here in this community. Um, you get another sense of that as you read through the community guidelines and realize that a very large portion of the community guidelines are written specifically to tell people that they're not allowed to share anything that they learn inside the community or talk about inside the community with anybody outside that's in the glossary.
Speaker 3:The glossary is like um has like this set of rules. That's like you're not allowed to share, like newsletters that are given to you. You're not allowed to talk to people outside of the community about the community.
Speaker 4:Do you guys remember that, uh, somebody had sent us a message or an email or something about a possible cult activity?
Speaker 5:oh, that was a long, long time ago, yeah like southern illinois, I remember.
Speaker 4:I will never forget the names of the leaders, rose and kayla lully, because they are all well. They were, for a moment in time, all over the news about being the founders of a cult that brainwashes children.
Speaker 2:Oh sick.
Speaker 4:I'd like to think that we helped with that, but this reminds me of that a lot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think there's probably even worse things going on here than we know about. What Mike said is basically restated here in the rules, probably 15 to 20 times. It's just reworded Like members agree not to share the writings and materials of other community members without express permissions of the authors, and just stuff like that stated over and over and over again. I'll save that for later. But there's some more troubling stuff that does come up. But at the very bottom of this there is a section that talks about their decree, and I guess this is what you agree to whenever you become a member, and this is how their decree starts the vow yeah, this is part of the decree Defender, warriors of truth, sovereignty, liberation, all guardian races serving the one, from across all the multiverses. This is difficult to read because every single word is capitalized and it just is nonsense. Yeah, individually and collectively.
Speaker 3:This is difficult to read, because every single word is capitalized, renewed and forever. And it's just nonsense.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Renewed and forever perpetuated in the eternally sustained light. Our alchemical container is consecrated and dedicated to the purposes of one, and we endeavor to be the knower of God, to then be the way-shower of God. Sustain us in the eternal power of our consecration.
Speaker 3:See, that's too wordy. A Cree is supposed to be like fucking.
Speaker 4:There are so many more words. That's not all of it either. There are so many more words and there are four paragraphs.
Speaker 3:You know what's a good Cree? This is the way.
Speaker 5:It's like four fucking words A.
Speaker 2:Cree is supposed to be short and sweet and to the point. There's three more paragraphs and then it ends with and so it is lovingly decreed, lisa Renee. I began to feel actually ill after a while reading this website, both from just like the vocab spaghetti and just like how obviously predatory a lot of this stuff is and the Kundalini Lugung and the Kundalini, spaghetti, tortellini, linguini.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Going through the Ascension's Glossary. I'm right there with you. It made me feel physically unwell. Yeah, because of how much brain power I attempted to put in.
Speaker 2:I mean, that could just be the psychics that are trying to get into your brain, and maybe we should take some of those defense classes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, maybe reading this now, we're just aware of it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, maybe that's it, maybe the negative alien.
Speaker 3:We're on a spectrum. Yeah, the negative aliens.
Speaker 2:Hey, don't say that You're going to end up on one of RFK's lists.
Speaker 3:No, oh no, that you're going to end up on one of RFK's lists.
Speaker 1:No, oh no, that's okay. Then I won't pay taxes, we're good.
Speaker 2:You're not wrong, fuck, anyway, yeah, if nobody saw that, apparently he's making a list and he's checking it twice, santals, yeah, so that's kind of where I'll end with Energeticsynthesiscom. There's so much more here, but you can find out even more about all these things that we're talking about in the third link on the website, the ascension glossary. Michael, is there anything from the ascension glossary that you'd like to share with us to help?
Speaker 3:our boy howdy, boy howdy is there and you went for a good 50 minutes here, so I'm gonna do my best. Well, I guess not 50 minutes to you specifically no, I'm gonna do my best um. I'm gonna do my best to kind of shotgun through it. I'm not doing a shot, I know I am okay.
Speaker 4:Well, here, um, that's good, okay, I'm just gonna take a little. Yeah, that's fine, you might need hello what are we drinking, what?
Speaker 2:What are we thinking?
Speaker 4:There's a bottle here and there's like two shots left.
Speaker 3:You know what? I'm not going to sit here and advocate just going hard alcohol wise on a Tuesday night. But if you read into this, you're probably going to need something to recover after.
Speaker 4:You need something to forcibly turn your brain off. We're just drinking some Jim Beam White label. If you have to specify, the guy at the store did so.
Speaker 3:So the Ascension Glossary, similar to what Matt said, the Ascension Glossary is basically this is like. It's basically like the Wikipedia for the four or for the three sites. It takes a lot of the information from the sites, it condenses them down into pages that you can access from just this one area. It doesn't help with figuring out what the fuck it means, but it's all here. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to read out the main pages, um, the main page verbatim here, and then I'm going to go into a little bit more information into the main parts of the page.
Speaker 3:So the energetic and this is all on just ascensions glossarycom, the Ascension synthesis family websites, includes the Ascension glossaries, lisa Renee's service to humanity, and refers to the protection under the right of freedom of expression with regards to the internet and information technology, as well as the digital rights to that technology. Freedom of information is the extension of freedom of speech. She goes on about all that shit for a minute there. This site is represented as an information commons and exists as an open source educational reference. I'm going to give very heavy quotes on educational, yeah, such as a physical library or online community which exists to produce, conserve and preserve information for current and future generations of humanity. Thus, we have decided to share our work as open source under Creative Commons. So this is where the main shit comes in.
Speaker 4:I will say they do hammer on creative commons like a lot. This is where the main shit gets in.
Speaker 2:I think they do that to prevent themselves from getting sued. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh, a hundred percent, yep, all right, right.
Speaker 3:Here we go. Thank you, okay, yeah, welight me. Thank you, okay, we're going to do it. The information presented in the Ascension's glossary reflects the Guardian perspective of the Ascension timeline, 2012 timelines and beyond, as intended as support, both energetically and educationally, for the galactic families of humanity. Probably asking yourself what is the Guardian perspective? Well, I have a little bit of information on that.
Speaker 3:Let me get into it, for I also know galactic families are so here's the weird thing you can click on these links all day long. They don't take it ejectedly. That makes sense. The guardian perspective when you click on guardian, okay, it takes you to something called the crystal star. Now, the crystal star. You're probably asking yourself what is that?
Speaker 2:Basically, it's what happens in my butthole when I eat a bunch of crystals.
Speaker 3:There is a lot of Just vocabulary words that are garbage here. In January 2013, our planet has come to the time Of the promised return of Christ consciousness and the externalization of the Crystal star presence.
Speaker 5:Cosmic.
Speaker 3:Christos, which is the Cosmic Christos Unity Consciousness. It is beginning now to rehabilitate the organic timelines for the GSF Ascension Timeline made for preserving human sovereignty on the planet Earth. It goes on like that for a minute. But you're probably wondering to yourself what does any of this have to do with this so-called guardian? That's a fantastic question. That's a fantastic question. So what I have pieced together is that the crystal star is our guardian and the crystal star is basically another word for God. There are other words for him. There's Christos, the unity consciousness. There are Christala, Christos, Sophia. All of it is just word for God and the God source, but it also goes into the law of one.
Speaker 2:The law of one is part of the fundamentals of the guardian perspective. Why does all this shit look like Persona-like?
Speaker 3:concept art? Yes, Because it probably is. Let's be real. So what is the Law of One, you're probably asking yourself. The Law of One is the comprehension that all things are made of intelligent energy and all part of the All One, which, funny enough, if you click on the hyperlink for what the All One is, if you're like I'm curious, what is the all one, it just takes you to the link to the law of one, so you don't get an answer. The law of one contains the sacred sciences which explain the mechanics of Christ consciousness, which again is another term for the law of one and God. Oh, it's just a circular link.
Speaker 3:It is, it's just a circular fucking link, yeah.
Speaker 1:So if you it's a circular link, it is. It's just a circular fucking link, yeah. If you know what the law of one is, you'll know what the Christ consciousness is.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm. That's why I'm under the impression that Christ consciousness is another word for God and God is also the law of one. There is just one God, etc. So anyway, so the mechanics of the Christ consciousness that comprise Christ consciousness, that comprise the natural laws that are governing the universal creation. Probably asking yourself again, what are the natural laws? This one is kind of important. So I broke down the natural laws here.
Speaker 1:Here's a fun thing. You may be asking yourself. Countergoing for Mike. Please do.
Speaker 3:Because you're going to want one, you're going to be one. So there are 13. There are 13 natural laws and I promise you this is the last thing that I'm going to go too heavy into, because then we're not going to end tonight. So there are 13 natural laws. There's the universal law of mentalism, which correlates with the cosmic sovereignty law of unity, which, again, if you click on that, wanting to know what the cosmic sovereignty law of unity is, you just get the link back to the fucking law of one.
Speaker 3:So the, the universal law of mentalism correlates to the cosmic sovereign law of unity above it, in that all things share a connection with the universal mind and therefore are subjected to the law of structure that creates all things. We'll get to the law of structure that creates all things. We'll get to the law of structure in a little bit, but essentially what that's saying is everything is connected. Tldr, we're all in this together. We are one. Here we are Number two. The universal law of correspondence shows us that which is expressed from the inner world is matched in what expresses in the outer world, and vice versa. On the spiritual path, our ultimate goal is to express more balance and symmetry between the layers of correspondence that we become aware of. The principle expresses the idea that there's always a correspondence, which can be observed in patterns, between the natural laws of consciousness that exists simultaneously in the multiple, multiple dimensional planes of being in life.
Speaker 4:I feel like as above so below as below so above, I feel like I could have just watched the fucking Three Musketeers and gotten most of this information All for one one for all.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm hearing, yep. The next law, number three, is the natural law of polarity, also referred to as the pair of opposites is intertwined, and it's intertwined with the law of gender. We'll get with the law of gender in a minute but it's not to be confused with as being the same thing. They're close but different. Essentially, it means that things that may appear as opposites are actually varying degrees of positive and negative poles, or one of the two sides of the same thing. They could have literally just said two sides of the same thing. They could have literally just said Two sides of the same coin, or yin and yang. Number four is the law of rhythm. This expresses the principle that between the opposing poles of polarity and everything, there is a manifest and measured motion of energy A to and from An outflow and inflow, a swing backward and forward, which this is expressed in this. Outflow and inflow, swing backward and forward, which this is expressed in this, these studies as a pendulum, like movement, there's a rhythm between every pair of opposites or poles that is always undulating and always changing. Always undulating there's always a raging river, there's always a babbling brook. Let's get down to business and defeat the hunt um.
Speaker 3:Number five law of suggestion. Essentially, this means we are the sum total of our accumulated thoughts and beliefs, what has been suggested to us through spoken words, our direct experiences, and interpret and interpret interpretations of life so consciously, consciously and through our spiritual bodies. So it's basically saying we are what we eat, like, you are what you take in. Essentially, what you learn is who you become. Number six is the law of response. This law means that we genuinely seek guidance and help from the spiritual energy realms and we pray or ask directly for that guidance and support, that we will always receive a response. So it's basically just praying to god. That's the law of response is, if you pray to god, you will get your guidance and support. Number seven the law of cause effect.
Speaker 3:Whatever qualify, uh quality of energy is generated from thought, emotion or behaviors. This combination sets into motion a cycle. Of energy is generated from thought, emotion or behaviors. This combination sets into motion a cycle of energy that must eventually return back to its casual source, completing its circuit. There are many dimensional planes of causation, but nothing will escape the law Because at the end of the cycle, all is accounted for. Life is like a circle, a flat circle. That's what it says. Law number eight is the law of transformation. As our consciousness moves through the energy matrix of time, the results of our experiences are transforming us on multiple planes, simultaneously, passing from one stage into another in an internal cycle. In these cycles there is no real death, only transformation of the energy form into another form as consciousness moves throughout the timelines in perpetual state of death and rebirth. I think this is just basically like a what's it called, where, if you die, you can come back as like a lamp or something. What?
Speaker 3:a reincarnation I think that's what it's kind of saying is there's kind of like a reincarnation to all this?
Speaker 4:I'm gonna say a caste system, yeah, for like rebirths and after not after births number nine, the law of transcendence.
Speaker 3:Is there one for stillbirths too?
Speaker 2:I meant after life but, afterbirths.
Speaker 4:That works too.
Speaker 3:The law of transcendence is the moment we experience the sacred vibration of love as omnipresent, we feel the mind of God permeating our mind and we are able to grasp universal knowledge beyond the state of reasoning, without the assistance of the current human belief system. I think this is saying we could tap into God's mind, like metaphorically.
Speaker 4:Not realistically, just metaphorically.
Speaker 3:I honestly don't know what that one really means.
Speaker 5:And you know what the rest?
Speaker 3:have meant I'm picking, I'm getting it a little bit Number 10,. The law of verification is the link of meant I'm picking, I'm getting a little bit Number 10. The law of verification Is the link of what has been learned Through the lessons of life and the gathering of that Knowledge that has been accumulated, and verifying those experiences by figuring out how to Apply that knowledge into your that's just called common Sense.
Speaker 4:It's just that is using your brain.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just common, which is almost no different from the fucking. I think it was Rhythm. What was the other one that?
Speaker 2:was basically number four.
Speaker 3:Well, there's, there's a lot of cycles which yeah, it's the same again. Law cycles, essentially the movement that occurs in the way of life as consciousness experiences, self moving throughout the timelines, facing many challenges and growth opportunities. It's the same fucking thing, number 12 is the law of vibration?
Speaker 2:what? Okay, michael, what would you call vibrating um would what describe? If something is vibrating, what's it doing?
Speaker 5:would you?
Speaker 4:say it's moving back and forth it's moving quickly yeah, yeah, yeah, between two fixed points, I'm starting to sense a trend here yeah, the law of vibration.
Speaker 3:This law describes the principle that everything is in constant motion and that nothing rests, and everything vibrates at a rate that is either faster or slower, and also rotates, which forms a rate of frequency vibration Beyond the material realm and into a realm in which everything is conscious energy. Describing this law of vibration, I'll give them this that is true, everything is vibrating on a subatomic level.
Speaker 2:Either faster or slower.
Speaker 4:Well, that's literally, that's, that's almost the definition of being yeah, they're onto something there.
Speaker 3:The last one Are they. We made it the last one. Law of gender, number 13. All things exist within the gender principle of creation. Everything has its masculine and feminine principle, which produce metaphysical forces that play a role in creation and regeneration nothing can manifest into being without this law.
Speaker 3:Bro, it's assuming two genders assuming two genders, bro, nothing can manifest into being without this law. These forces are arranged within the spiritual blueprints that translate into the gender principle that manifests itself upon all dimensional planes. You know, instead of a counter, a counter that says I bet you're asking yourself, can we get a counter of how many times I'm going to say the fucking word manifest, because I said it like four times in that sentence alone. So now that I got that out of the way, let's go back to the law of one. And here's the thing. All of that was just from the first two sentences of the law of one.
Speaker 1:So.
Speaker 5:And here's the thing.
Speaker 3:All of that was just from the first two sentences of the law of one. So the all one which is the law of one is the recognition that the eternal truth is eternal love and that the state of eternal love is the organic consciousness of infinite creator or God source. God source, eternal love consciousness embodied within a form is referred to as a unity intelligence and is simultaneously recognized as the inner light of christos. Unity consciousness also christos. Guess where that takes you? Just takes you back to the fucking law of one, I'm pretty sure. Unity consciousness is at one with god and this unity consciousness is that which ignites the inner light of christos, held as an internal flame within the sacred crystal heart. And the inner light of Christos which, actualized into its manifest form, is the embodiment of an eternal God-human that holds the title of cosmic citizen and therefore is GSF.
Speaker 3:God, sovereign, free. I am God. I am Sovereign, I am Free. When we practice expressing love-kindness, we build unity consciousness that is directly reflected as the true nature and holy image of God's love, and this inner Holy Spirit of the sacred heart flame is eternally protected within angelic humans. Be at one with all and one is all with God. So one for all. I'm just going to read the whole website or no, so.
Speaker 3:So I'm pretty much done there and, like I said, I'm not going to dive intensely into the rest of that shit because we're going to be here for fucking ever If I try to do that. So, getting back to the main site here the main page, the last thing I am going to jump into is the timeline.
Speaker 2:So I'm so sorry, but I'm going to jump in the time. I think the timelines are important to what all this bullshit is supposed to. Yeah, I'm going to tl.
Speaker 3:I'm going to tldr the timelines a smidge, um, but the timelines are. Uh, I believe you mentioned this, but I'm going to reiterate it. Just be safe. Within the creational mechanics of the holographic structure which manifests the harmonic universe is there are two timelines per dimensional octave. So within our harmonic universe, see the universal time matrix. I'm not going to go over the fucking universal time matrix. We can if you really want to, but there's no time Making up the reality of 3D Earth. Within the three dimensions, one 3D, we have six timelines.
Speaker 3:When we energetically evolve and move up an octave, being initiated into higher frequencies, we are exposed to more dimensional octaves, therefore more potential timelines. Within these dimensions of future timelines are stations of identity, commonly called soul or over-soul or high-self, which comprise body parts or whole spiritual bodies of our forgotten selves, parts or whole spiritual bodies of our forgotten selves. We have to move through the series of timelines in each dimensional octave and reclaim our identity, while recoding and changing the obsolete. There are false timelines or false realities that are interfering with our continued spiritual growth. Like a triathlete running and jumping over the hurdles, we connect with our lost aspects to merge with these time fields, whereby reclaiming and collecting our spiritual bodies, clearing negative forms and clones to make it to the planetary ascension finish line. Essentially, what they're saying here is these timelines are basically how they're talking about the vibration and everything like that. There's a bunch of octaves of vibration in these universes and there are two timelines per dimensional octave, so each octave in a, each octave.
Speaker 4:You getting hung up, you getting stuck on a certain topic or fundamental of this belief.
Speaker 3:I think what it's saying is there are multiple dimensional octaves. Each octave has two timelines, but there are like 14 octaves, so there's a fuckload of timelines in our. We have our universe, which on 3d earth. We have six timelines, which would mean we have about 12 octaves, and the timeline is basically you moving up through these octaves. This is to be able to understand these other realities.
Speaker 4:The caste system is what you're telling me. Sure, as long as you do things well enough in one caste, you can move to the next yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 3:Yes, anyway, I'm gonna read the rest of this and I'm not gonna go into the rest of the gobbledygook in here, I'm just gonna read it off, because a lot of it is kind of what we've gone over already, but you need this paragraph to know what's going on in this fucking glossary.
Speaker 3:So, anyway, the information presented in the Ascension glossary reflects the Guardian perspective of the Ascension timeline we went over those and is intended as support, both energetically and educationally, for the galactic families of humanity, this, this spiritual family, which is this, the energetic synthesis, the cult, as the cult, has accepted the guardianship role, the alleged gold I don't get sued, um, uh, the accepted the guardianship role to support the foundation of cosmic citizenship, which is a god essentially, through the cultivation of unity, consciousness, which is god essentially as an evolutionary model for liberating this planet and humanity.
Speaker 3:And this is Earth-based advocacy designed for this specific group. There is absolutely no value, difference, no value at all given on the role each being has chosen for its expression. The Guardian Group's mission directive is rehabilitation of the hologram, repairing its energetic architecture or DNA embodying the ascended human protoform, supplying informational context on ascension dynamics and exo-politic agendas and re-educating both humans and non-humans to be congruently aligned to the universal law of one which is god. Freedom, fraternity and sovereign right of all beings to be a knower of god source is protected by the collective unity vow shared among our universal guardian groups the law of one word, re-education, should be very troubling oh, that's.
Speaker 3:That's like a telltale sign of you're in a cult. The law of one comprises the necessary principles, behavior, practices and belief systems that humanity is required to learn in order to achieve spiritual freedom and personal sovereignty. By committing to re-educate themselves to expand consciousness into higher frequency realities that allow them to progress into the future. Gsf timelines during the ascension.
Speaker 4:This is literally like if a fucking cult took control of a mid-level marketing scheme. This is like a cult version of the MLM.
Speaker 2:I don't know that there's any reselling here, but maybe there is, because you said you have to be referred by somebody, so maybe they get like cuts or something.
Speaker 4:In order to join, you have to have a referral. I don't know what that entails. Yeah right, I can only guess.
Speaker 3:So that is as deep as I'm going to go into the ascension glossary because, as you probably notice, so much more, as you probably noticed by me going into um, the law of one, many, many, many, many of these links, they'll call something, one name, like the unity consciousness. You click it just goes back to the law of one.
Speaker 4:And then you have to figure out what time matrix means. Oh, don't worry.
Speaker 1:I'll be doing the same thing in my part later.
Speaker 3:Same which, if it helps, the Universal Time Matrix, is a time matrix, is a map of the timelines in which the consciousness moves that are simultaneously taking place within the entire matrix.
Speaker 5:that is the mathematical program by which consciousness experiences time and matter. The cosmic structure contains six 15 dimensional universe time matrices. For the purpose of consciousness into a dimensionalization in order to experience the perception of time and to which are collectively referred to as a time matrix.
Speaker 4:That's actually super imperative to know when you are listening to when I am talking next week.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you can go into this all you want, because there's also the universal tree of life. There's the 12 tree grid, architecture, harmonic universities or densities, the planet Earth timelines, genetic library, source code, universal ascension model, which is the avatar, the Monad, soul and Incarnate. There's just so much shit here. I'm not kidding when I say, out of all the episodes we've done, we've been doing this. For how long, guys? Damn? Near four years now, five years, maybe even.
Speaker 4:I don't know, I have no idea Like four and a half.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're coming up on five.
Speaker 4:Oh my god.
Speaker 3:Next year will be five. This is the episode that I think did the most like psychological damage.
Speaker 4:Emotional damage.
Speaker 1:I've tried so hard. Ash vlogs.
Speaker 3:I will do that all over again. I don't give a fuck, but this shit. I tried so hard to put this in perspective and to put it into like terms that make sense for our listeners, so they could understand how crazy this is you can't.
Speaker 1:That's the point, though I think, this, I think, when it comes down to it, in most cults.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're not supposed to understand it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the person who comes up with this shit wants you to think that they're talking. They want you to think that they know what they're talking about. They want you to think that if you follow these rules and remember these big words and you know, yeah, stick a crystal all the way up your ass, all the way I want you to think you'll eventually understand it.
Speaker 2:It's like they keep dangling the carrot. It's Scientology, exactly.
Speaker 4:It's a perpetual carrot dangle Like you just keep seeing the end of the road and it's not fucking there it's Scientology, with the fucking dinner plates and shit Minus the money plates and shit.
Speaker 1:We should do Scientology if we're going to touch stuff like this.
Speaker 4:Honestly, I think we should. There's a lot of things we have to do. You don't have to be here for it.
Speaker 2:If we keep covering calls, eventually somebody will be real mad at us.
Speaker 1:We'll get a bunch of publicity out of the ensuing lawsuit Sued oh, hell yeah, How'd your? Podcast go up. Oh will Scientology suit us.
Speaker 4:We get, yeah, but honestly, I think the money how'd your podcast? Oh well, scientology sued us. We get sued a lot by tom cruise. Specifically what? But yeah, this shit, yeah, the fish fucker himself this shit broke me, man, it legit broke me.
Speaker 3:I'm not, I'm not exaggerating when I say I stared at my computer for I'm not, it's, I'm not kidding an hour straight. It's a fucking beat down stare. I was looking at the same fucking paragraph for an hour trying to make sense of it and I, I, I couldn't, I had to like walk away and agree, I, I would you gotta just take it with a grain of salt.
Speaker 1:Man, I don't know you. I feel like you're beating yourself up over this because I I wanted to.
Speaker 2:I got to a certain point with everything, where I was like fuck it and just moved on.
Speaker 3:Well, no, there was a part of me that was really like I want to do more than just like essentially read verbatim what this shit is, because I was like that's not gonna be fun and it's not gonna, it's not gonna make sense to anybody because it's a bunch of gobbledygook words. So I don't want to read it verbatim, I want to put it into words that actually make this make sense and you can't nope. And that's what broke me is is is I. It broke me because I couldn't do it?
Speaker 4:Well, it's because every fucking definition of a word includes an esoteric definition of another fucking word.
Speaker 3:Lisa Renee, I fucking hate you. I fucking hate you for doing this to me. You put so much my heart on call right now. My heart has so much stress on it right now.
Speaker 2:There's a, there's an address to a UPS store where you can mail something to her.
Speaker 4:So yeah, I think I found her, can I?
Speaker 1:mail her a fucking turd in a box because I want to so I just took a big blurb off of my website and put it in jet chat, GPT and said please make this make sense Like I'm five years old.
Speaker 3:That's what in patron, that's what people did too old that's what in patreon. That's what people did too. Yeah, 100. Yeah, they did that in patreon. Um, anyway there. So we're gonna get to the other shit in the next episode oh, don't worry, it will make no more sense.
Speaker 4:Nope, um, and yeah, there's just way too much here to fit into, to fit it all in one episode.
Speaker 3:There is one thing I want to end this episode on and it has nothing to do with any of this. It's an email that we got. Oh yes, please share that shit. First off, I want to go ahead. I'm going to do my my, my general um. I just want to go ahead and say um, you know, go to any social media that you're on. We're probably on it as well. Um, we're either at don't look under the internet or diluty pod, just check us out. Um, wherever you listen to us at, please give us a review. We need them. It's heavily appreciated. If you're on YouTube, throw us a like. I know I'm tired of hearing fucking like and subscribe and ring that bell. I'm tired of hearing that from fucking YouTubers and shit, but I see how that helps now.
Speaker 4:It gives us an idea of what we're doing correctly versus what we're not.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and I'm not telling any of you how to live your life. But if you don't care where you listen to, we would prefer if you listen on youtube, just because like not to get greedy but revenue wise, we get more out of that. And and again, not to get too greedy, but the more money we have in the show, the higher quality we can make it also greed.
Speaker 4:Literally, it's just a matter of you clicking one link versus another right, but I'm.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to deter you away from Spotify, because I'm a heavy Spotify user as well. All my shit's on YouTube as well. I still use Spotify.
Speaker 2:I would say that we've actually made more money on Spotify on the rare occasion that we do get an ad, Because YouTube is $5 a month, but on the rare occasion we do get an ad it's like $50 to $100.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it bumps it up. Yeah, that's, but if you want.
Speaker 3:If you want to see video of us, we have. We have all the video all the time to YouTube.
Speaker 4:I also find out how to put the video on Spotify, because that's also a thing now yeah, that's really yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah that's weird, but I don't care anyway. But yeah, just look anywhere you're at, just look us up. Don't look on the internet or diluted pod. Send us an email at diluted pod of gmailcom. I'm going to read off an email here because I find it super fascinating yes, please, um. And then um, yeah, uh, go to our discord as well. We have a discord. You can find the link um in our episodes. You can find it in the descriptions for our like on youtube and spotify, shit like that. So go to our discord.
Speaker 4:It's a fun little community and um, if you're a patron, we do um monthly game nights yeah, we do monthly game nights and shit like that, so it's pretty fun plus you get to hear all this shit live and a week or two before it actually comes out.
Speaker 4:So right and also obviously twitch, as you can see on the screen twitchcom I know that we present this like we're professionals and we're experts in all of these subjects if you come and join the patron, join the uh, the patreon uh hit up discord and watch our episodes, you will know that that is not the fucking case. Yep.
Speaker 3:But so I do want to read off an email that we got from someone. I'm not going to read off their entire name. They signed it as Graf, so I'm going to leave it at Graf. Okay, so our last upload was a video or an episode about Wi-Fi. Yes or not our last one, but it was about Wi-Fi.
Speaker 4:It was the Wi-Fi 30 feet under the ground, under a concrete pad.
Speaker 3:Where TLDR. This person on a farm found a Wi-Fi signal coming from the middle of the farm under a concrete pad and he's like what the fuck is this all about? And it's been a mystery for quite a while now. This email from Graf kind of gives a bit of an explanation as to what it could be, so I'm going to read it off here. Hello, deluty, tech Savvy Farm Kid here, I believe, I have an answer to you as to what the Wi-Fi signals coming from the cement slab are RTK signals. Please see the explanation below.
Speaker 3:For the past few decades, tractors, combines, sprayers, et cetera have used GPS to do several things. Due to GPS bouncing off things, machines. Due to GPS GPS bouncing off things, machines, sheds, housing and hog buildings. And being unable to penetrate dense trees, rtk or real-time kinematic positioning was invented. This requires antennas to be placed within line of sight of the receivers on the machines. Many of these have been placed on top of grain legs, hog houses, dot buildings, especially in Iowa Every DOT building near farmland has one and the like. But I do not Bye dog. But I do not know of a few farms in the Corn Belt that were part of an experimental antenna system that was placed under a concrete slab on the farm. This system never really took off in the US, but I know the company paid farmers for all over to help them test it.
Speaker 3:If it's not one of those systems, there's another option. Rtk signals bounce like any other GPS signal. Depending on how the systems are set up, they can show up as a Wi-Fi signal. If there are several antennas in the area all set up on the same network think of it like a mesh Wi-Fi network they can show up as a repeating Wi-Fi network. The IP address and other data will seem to bounce because it's reporting based on the satellite it's connected to, not a router. Many newer systems will have a Wi-Fi network of some sort of software updates as well. You may have just been standing in a sweet spot for all the antennas for updates as well. He may have just been standing in a sweet spot for all the antennas. I have attached a Wikipedia article for RTK and a webpage explaining some of the RTK receivers that need Wi-Fi. The same basic principles apply to antennas.
Speaker 3:I hope this helps your curiosity. I genuinely enjoy the show and was stoked when y'all started talking about something I actually know about. I also have to have two AG-related bachelor's degrees and am working on a master's oh agricultural bachelor's degree, is working on a master's oh. Good job, graf, that's awesome. Get going on that master's dude, that's great for you. And appreciate all the help on figuring out what that Wi-Fi signal bullshit is. It's super awesome. If anyone else has any. Like if we talk about a mystery or something, it's like what could this have been? And you, you know, have an idea of what it could be, send us an email on it. We'd love to hear it. Um, and if it's something that sounds awesome, like what graph had, we'll read on the show. But again, thank you very much for that information graph. I appreciate it Also. Uh to, to cap this off, I'm going to go ahead and just say go fuck dads, even if they've been dead for 10 years. Fuck them anyway. It's your necro daddy.
Speaker 4:Yeah, jason, what do you got? I, as always, stay fucking paranoid, especially knowing that someone you might know might be fucking sack deep in a cult just like this, just brainwashed, doesn't even know what the fuck's going on. But here they are.
Speaker 2:I'm very thankful to slapping Mothman's ass so hard because they've been following along with us on the Discord and they posted something that I really want to read in the next episode, so stay tuned for that, hell yeah.
Speaker 4:Yes, please.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, doug, what do you got for us?
Speaker 2:I don't know, but every time he turns his camera off it completely fucks the layout of the Twitch stream. So the entire bottom five minutes of this is all fucked up now. So thanks, doug.
Speaker 4:Well, let's speed through this, so it's only two minutes.
Speaker 3:What do you got to say, Doug Help me out, brother.
Speaker 2:Anyway, matt, what do you got? Chris Krebs did nothing wrong and Donald Trump fired him because he's a fascist. And Chris Krebs refused to break his oath to the American people by supporting Trump's baseless made-up bullshit. What gets posted on WhiteHousegov is baseless propaganda and Fox News is lying to you.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, talking about about cults, am I right? Trumpism kind of a cult? Oh, but we can't get political guys. Do you have TDS?
Speaker 4:what's that Trump derangement syndrome some people do? I can't fucking believe. I can't get into that. We gotta close this out go forward.
Speaker 5:We love you.
Speaker 4:Bye, I'm going to be anyway, I can't get into that. We got to close this out. Go, go, go forward, go forward. We love you. Bye Love you Bye.
Speaker 2:Don't look under the internet.
