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DLUTI 191 - Spiritualism Subreddits
We just can't leave the new age behind. This week, we dive back in and cover some interesting spiritualism subreddits. Maybe we're finally done with this topic for now.
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Speaker 4:So what we're gonna cover today is some shit. Space menards. I'm sorry everybody, but we're going back into it. This is getting gonna get a little new agey again. Now, I know, take a break. You're probably tired of hearing about the new age shit, but this is gonna be the last of it, or at least I hope it will be. It might be no, what? No, what are you talking? For a minute, for a minute? For a minute for a minute? For at least I hope it will be. It might be no, what. What are you talking about? For a minute, for a minute? For a minute? For a?
Speaker 3:minute. For at least the next five minutes, you will hear all about it, and then for another five minutes, you'll hear all about it, and then another 10.
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Speaker 4:So diving back to the God the name of the last ones that we did, fucking what's it called ES Foundations?
Speaker 3:The essential energy synthesis.
Speaker 4:Thank you. My brain has foundations. I've done my best foundations. I've done the best to try to filter all that information out of my brain and now it has to go right back in because of what we're talking about.
Speaker 3:You have to remember it.
Speaker 4:So this has a little bit to do with the energetic synthesis because we initially had these subreddits that matt found that were very much related to the energetic synthesis and new age in general. We didn't have time to cover that in those previous episodes but we still did some research on these subreddits so we figured we might as well talk about them in an episode. Make it its own fucking thing. So we are. I had a bit of an interesting one. I think I'll go first, just because mine is gonna seep into Doug's, so I'm gonna have Doug go after me as well. Are you boys okay with that? I'm okay with it.
Speaker 1:No, what's that for?
Speaker 4:I'm okay with it. No, what's that for? I'm okay with it Does it Did not sound like you at all.
Speaker 3:You sounded like Johnny from fucking Ed and Eddie.
Speaker 4:You sound like. You sound like when, when you have dudes that are like on Omegle, dressed up as women and do the voice and they're like hey, you see a lot of those up as women and do the voice and they're like hey, you see a lot of those, there's videos.
Speaker 3:That's how that's kind of the medium. Yeah, oddly specific, every accusation is a confession.
Speaker 4:Yeah, well, I'm confessing to liking men and women. It doesn't matter anyway.
Speaker 1:So hey man, we're not here to judge just be honest, there isn't at least one son apart from the next Dyson sphere it's gay. We're not here to judge, so just be honest. There's a couple here.
Speaker 2:Isn't it At least one son apart from the next Dyson sphere? It's gay.
Speaker 3:That's a cosmic version of two dudes sitting in a pool.
Speaker 1:Five feet away because they're not gay, exactly.
Speaker 4:So I have a subreddit here that I'm going to cover. This subreddit is r. I'm going to cover. Um, this subreddit is uh, r slash dolores cannon. Underscore. R slash dyson, spheres, dyson. Yeah. So here's the thing this subreddit is practically empty. Um, the only person posting in here is the person that is running Doug's subreddit. Doug, what is the name of your subreddit? R slash.
Speaker 5:Doug, it is fucking QHHT. So official underscore QHHT or quantum healing hypnosis technique.
Speaker 4:They basically take their posts from that sub and just repost them onto Dolores Cannons and they get no interactions, it's just them posting there's like 50 posts with no interaction, no comments, no upvotes, no, nothing. So I was like you know, instead of trying to make something out of nothing here, I'm just gonna figure out who the fuck this Dolores cannon woman is. I regret, yeah, so much about my life. Yeah, this is by far the worst that I regret. So, um, I pretty much deep dive this woman and I found out she pretty much is the founding. She's the founder of the new age, like religious ideas and stuff. She started this shit way back in like the fucking, like sixties dude. She has been on this shit.
Speaker 3:Oh, so this is an acid trip that's just taken too serious About to find out right.
Speaker 4:Okay, so, dolores Cannon, I have a.
Speaker 2:I'm having a hard fucking time figuring out which subreddit is the actual subreddit, because there's Dolores Cannon, there's Dolores Cannon underscore, which is banned, and then there's Dolores Cannon underscore, underscore which I think is the one you're on.
Speaker 4:Maybe that's the one you gave me then.
Speaker 5:I briefly kind of bring this up in my section, but I'll just bring it up now. Well, now you know what Mike, do your thing, and then I'll bring it up.
Speaker 1:I, mike, do your thing, and then I'll bring it back.
Speaker 5:I feel like, I feel like it'll give too much away.
Speaker 3:Doug, I want you to know that you just retained like 12 listeners at least Mike, I'm gonna let you know right now I'm gonna let you keep talking 100%.
Speaker 4:Alright, fuck off. Thanks for that input, doug, love you so much.
Speaker 1:We miss you, Doug. This podcast would be as big as.
Speaker 2:Redwood if we just shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4:Yeah, seriously 100%. So allow me to dive in. First off there's DoloresCannoncom. I'm going to go on that later.
Speaker 5:Matt, I know you'll get a kick.
Speaker 4:I know you'll get a kick out of DoloresCannoncom Matt, so if you want to throw that on screen, be my guest. But Dolores specializes in past life regression and developed a technique that she called the quantum healing hypnosis technique. Like Doug mentioned Q-H-H-E, she gained notoriety for claiming to be in contact with Nostradamus through her hypnosis sessions. I'll get into that in a little bit. Who's that, mike? He's the guy that could tell the future. He's like I saw a giant bird flying to fucking two steel buildings in the future and everyone's like 9-11.
Speaker 3:He's basically Rasputin. If Rasputin was obsessed with predicting the future instead of fucking royalty.
Speaker 5:Yeah, and he's got a way smaller penis fucking royalty yeah, and she's got a way smaller penis Way smaller.
Speaker 4:So in the 1960s. This is when the shit began. 1960s, cannon began using hypnotherapy to control her weight and to stop smoking. She learned hypnosis from her husband, who was an amateur hypnotist. While her husband was stationed in a Navy base in Texas in 1969, a doctor asked the couple to use hypnosis to help a patient who had an eating disorder. Under hypnosis, the patient began claiming that they were a flapper in Chicago in the 1920s during a previous life, which is like how do you know that? I thought you were going to explain what a flapper was.
Speaker 4:A flapper is like a. It's like an old-timey stripper, basically.
Speaker 3:Yeah, an old-timey stripper. Short skirts.
Speaker 4:It was the risque dress of the time period it was that shit back in the day when people turned into wolves going I won't go when they would just put their leg out behind a curtain. That's basically what flapper girls are all about, You're talking about the reaction to the flapper girls.
Speaker 5:Yes, exactly, I'm explaining a cartoon right now.
Speaker 4:Oh, yeah, he's watching Looney Tunes. Yeah, fully. In the following months, the cannons continued hypnosis and the patient claimed and detailed a further four past lives, fast forward into the 70s. Cannon returned to hypnotherapy and used it to treat clients. Same person 50 fucking years later. No, no, we're off of that.
Speaker 3:Oh, I'm sorry. I think you said 20s. I see 60s now.
Speaker 4:So yeah, we were in the 60s. That's when this person gave up information about her being a flapper.
Speaker 3:Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 4:Now we're in the 70s and Cannon returned to hypnotherapy and used it to treat clients. So she's back at it again with the white pants. That's Damn.
Speaker 2:Dolores Right.
Speaker 4:After past life regression sessions with thousands of clients, she created her own techniques and theories about reincarnation. She created what she again called the quantum healing hypnosis technique, which she believed allowed her to communicate with the client's subconscious. She claimed that her QHHT could heal any medical conditions by connecting the hypnotized person with a quote-unquote different plane of consciousness.
Speaker 2:Holy fucking shit. You can learn how to do this online for $997.
Speaker 4:Don't fucking spoil it. I've had things, you ass.
Speaker 1:I'll cut it out.
Speaker 3:What do you expect from a group of people who just need to? I did want to bring you to the website, Mike.
Speaker 2:You told me to go there I did want to bring up.
Speaker 3:You told me to go to the website. Mike, you told me to go there. I was going to bring it up later. I'm following instructions. I'm so happy right now.
Speaker 4:TLDR. I pretty much was like and you can learn this technique for one low payment of $1,000, or it's like $330 a month, but for 12 months, yeah, we'll get to that later. And that later, um, and you could spend a grand or thirty six hundred dollars, yeah, whatever anyway. So this qhht allowed her to communicate with her client's subconscious. She claimed that this method could heal any medical conditions by connecting the hypnotized person with this different plane of consciousness.
Speaker 4:Yeah, obviously however, this is how western medicine operates however, philosopher and academic robert todd car Carroll notes that Cannon lacked medical training and was self-taught in hypnotherapy, and used the word quantum for a technique, although quote-unquote there is nothing quantum about it.
Speaker 3:Fucking got her dude. His name is Bob Todd, bob Todd, bob Todd.
Speaker 4:Carroll, I need you to know that.
Speaker 3:And I need you to understand that we are taking advice.
Speaker 4:Scientific advice from a man named Bob. Sorry, I read it wrong, it's Quasimodo.
Speaker 2:He's fucking back. Yeah, did he learn how to do quantum hypnosis in Notre Dame too?
Speaker 3:Yeah, how did he get that hunch? I don't know.
Speaker 4:Anyway, cannon was a frequent speaker for New Age conferences. She spoke at the global sciences congress in denver, colorado, in 1991. In november of 1991 she spoke at the world's largest holistic exposition, the new age whole life expo in los angeles. And in december 1991. And the japanese television network tvw interviewed canon for a documentary special. She was interviewed because of her books on Nostradamus. In 1992, she was interviewed for the CBS television show Doorways to the Unknown. Also in 1992, she toured Israel, england and Europe where she presented lectures in conjunction with the releases of her book Jesus and the Assassiness.
Speaker 3:Why did you specify parts of Europe, when you were just going to say Europe, hey it's almost like I didn't vet some of this shit.
Speaker 5:She spoke at the.
Speaker 4:Ozark UFO conference in 1997 as well. She also established the Quantum Healing Hypnosis Academy, which taught students from around the world in person and through books and recordings. I'm sure Doug will touch on that later. All right, here comes the good shit. Dolores came across a female client who was an exceptional hypnosis subject. This is, I believe, in the 80s. Dolores was able to take her back through 25 separate lifetimes by jumping backwards in time in 100-year increments. Each personality, the woman displayed in each life was distinctly different to the others, and it was a truly remarkable way for Dolores to explore history and life in different periods. She wrote two books based on the work of this client. The first book was and I love this this is a white woman that she interviewed ready. Uh-huh, the first book that she got from this lady's past life.
Speaker 3:Yeah what is it? What's it called White Woman's Homage to Whatever the Fuck?
Speaker 4:A Soul Remembers Hiroshima that she was written in 1993, which reports the life of a man who describes his experience as a Japanese man in Hiroshima in 1945, when the atomic bomb was dropped on the city in World War II. So on the city in World.
Speaker 3:War II. So obviously an expert on the topic. Yes, exactly, cool.
Speaker 4:This shocking account of the dropping of an atomic bomb from the perspective of a person who was there provides a chilling lesson into the horrific effects of war and nuclear weapons. So she's like hey, white lady, you think you're Asian and from a man from 1945, with bomb drop on you. Yes, I'm gonna write a book about you.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:And you don't have to pay me anything and I won't Correct so you'll pay me. There's another book. The second book was Jesus and the Essence in 1992, which describes the life of a young man who is an essence teacher of Jesus. I don't know what essence is, but E-S-S-E-N-E, who is an Essene teacher of Jesus. I don't know what Essene is, but E-S-S-E-N-E, probably from Essex, maybe, yeah, maybe. Anyway, he was a teacher of Jesus.
Speaker 4:Many truths about Jesus himself, his personality, his background, his life and the times he lives in are revealed in this fascinating account of a teacher who describes her personal relationship with Jesus in loving detail. Dolores also published they Walk With Jesus in 1994 as a follow-up to this book, which describes the past lives of two women who accompanied Jesus throughout different periods of his life, giving tremendous insight and detail into who he was as a person, his feelings towards those he met, his visits to home and leper colonies, his healing methods, his political dealings and his crucifixions. He was hanging out with two broads and they're just like yeah, that jesus. He was a fun guy. He cured all them lepers. I don't know why I'm giving them like a weird new york no, you give him john mulaney I did kind of slip you literally just turned jesus into john mulaney for a
Speaker 2:second I'm back from the dead. I'm the messiah and I'm the Messiah and I'm new in town.
Speaker 3:And I'm new in town.
Speaker 4:I have leprosy, I am gay.
Speaker 3:I have AIDS, I have leprosy and I am.
Speaker 4:Jesus. In the early 1980s, dolores came across a fascinating case where she regressed a woman who began describing a life where she was a student of French prophet Michael de Nostradam, more commonly known as Nostradamus Nostradamus. Nostradamus is famous for writing prophecies proclaiming events of great destruction and devastation throughout history. Indeed, his abilities were incredible, as he predicted the assassination of JFK, the attack of the quote-unquote flying birds in the city of Hollow Mountains unquote referring to the September 11th attacks and the ensuing war in the Middle East, just to name a few. Yeah, you remember when he was like oh, I'm getting a vision. What is it? Oh, I'm going. I'm getting a vision of my head getting blown off in a limo. That's what she was saying. I'm here with. I'm getting a vision of my head getting blown off in a limo. That's what she was saying.
Speaker 5:I'm doing it with the RFK voice.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm getting my head blown off in a limo because I'm actually.
Speaker 3:I see, I see the missing links, like I see where it started and where it is and it makes sense to me. Yeah, exactly so I saw the bomb drop in Hiroshima and it cured everyone's cancer. We should do that here. We should just set off small nukes in every town in America. Just nuke the autistic. That's exactly what they would date. I wish I was being hyperbolic, I really do?
Speaker 2:We didn't have autistic people back when we knew things.
Speaker 3:I know we make light of this, but everybody that is listening to this that either is or has an autistic relative. I am so sorry that this is what you have to deal with.
Speaker 4:They're on his list. We're on his list.
Speaker 5:I'm so sorry, I'm going to jack it twice. The brain worms are an evil race.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Do you think the?
Speaker 1:Anunnaki had something to do with it.
Speaker 3:The Anunnaki are fine.
Speaker 5:That's a different alien.
Speaker 2:Do you think they can save us?
Speaker 5:from the brain worms? I fucking hope so.
Speaker 4:Anyway, midway through the session midway through the session, as the woman was describing the life, her personality suddenly subsided and Nostradamus himself began to speak through her, directly to Doris. He told her that he wanted her to write a book which turned out to be three books actually to provide humanity with greater understanding and clarification of the true meanings of his quatrains or prophecies. There's way more shit, but I'm not going to talk about it because there's so much bullshit around this lady, so I'm just going to end it with this. She died in 2014 and her shitty scammer daughter, julia, now runs the cult and, like Matt said, you can learn from her courses with the low, low price of $9.97 a year, or $3.97 USD per month. Isn't that fun. All right, we're back everybody. I stole all Doug's content content, so we had to figure this out. Let's go all right, so we're.
Speaker 5:We're technically talking about reddits here, so the reddit that I was given was called official r slash, official underscore qhht. Now, uh, again, quantum healing hypnosis technique. If you can't, if you didn't remember, but what is it? Very general sense, it's a form of hypnotherapy developed by Dolores. She spent 40 years exploring this and, at its core, it's designed to access a deep level of conscious, often referred to as the subconscious or the higher self, to bring about healing and insight and understanding into people's lives. How does it work?
Speaker 5:There's a couple different things that happen. She puts you into a deep trance state. You're guided into a theta brainwave state, similar to right before you fall asleep, and this state allows you to subconsciously connect to memories and higher awareness that you might not remember. They have right, um. And then you start to do your past life regression.
Speaker 5:Um, once you're in this subconscious, uh, memory that you didn't realize you had, um, you're basically taken through your past lives, kind of explain mike kind of went over this with his story, um, and this will, you know, be experiences that, uh, you know, your many lives has uh went through emotions, fears, relations, all these different things that might be contributing to why you hate your life or whatever it may be.
Speaker 5:I'm not here to judge why you need hype, uh, hypnotherapy, but uh, basically you're just trying to connect with your higher self in this whole, like in just a very general sense of things.
Speaker 5:After you explore these past lives and you have this connection with your higher self, you should be able to access greater wisdom, and a little of this kind of comes back to the ES stuff, where you're basically trying to get the negative thought beings out of out of the way so you can kind of achieve that happiness that you're looking for. And, yeah, so there's these things called star seeds and there's these things called volunteers. All right, and a star seed is a person living on Earth that has a strong resonance, or memories of their lifetime spent on other planets, planetary stars systems, etc. Or memories of their lifetime spent on other planets, planetary stars systems, etc. Dolores Kahn gave this description in her books and specifically in the three waves of volunteers in the new Earth, the volunteers are being those who are incarnated upon Earth to help raise the vibration as humanity and Earth transitions into its fifth dimension, which, again, what the fuck does that even mean? Hey, we can only perceive three dimensions.
Speaker 3:The brain operates in 21. Who the fuck knows what that means?
Speaker 5:Mike, are you ready to put your D20 shield? Up or whatever it is, it's been a minute.
Speaker 5:Hell yeah, put that back up, bitch, just just kidding, we're not doing that again. Um, but basically, knowing all of this shit mike talked about dolores I gave you the kind of basic uh, the facts of qhht. Um, why is the reddit? The reddit? Uh, well, as mike mentioned, uh, in the dolores cannon reddit, uh, it's just a shit ton of posts that were basically taken from qhht and reposted there. No one fucking comments or interacts with these posts. Oh, yours is like, and, yeah, literally nobody, nobody interacts with it at all. There's 74 and I, I quote, I, I, you not. They're not called members, they're called 74 beautiful beings that are subscribed to this fucking track.
Speaker 2:Are they related to the 96 quite bitter beings?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 5:I like where your head's at. You know, also super random, but apparently there's a bunch of unreleased footage that they just put out in a CKY5. What so, you guys know? Yeah right, probably, but anyways. So yeah, this subreddit is just fucking chalk, can't kill yourself.
Speaker 3:Yeah, can't kill yourself.
Speaker 5:Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do yeah it's Bam and fucking Deacon Millow and Bam and. Yeah anyway, so the subreddit is barren. Well, it was before jackass.
Speaker 2:Anyways, we can do this I believe in us.
Speaker 3:We can get through this we got this.
Speaker 5:One more sentence.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, doug, I shouldn't have said shit, it's okay.
Speaker 5:So, yeah, the subreddit's barren. Nobody really interacts with stuff. People there's posts like every day, like the last post was a day ago and actually, now that I say that the post from two days ago has six people that um commented on this, which is really strange trending, because I haven't seen really any this space. Yeah, actually, if you go past you go past the past couple weeks, there's no one commenting on anything, and then the last two posts have comments on it, which is actually really strange.
Speaker 5:The other strange thing is that I'm getting a bunch of ads on Facebook for Dolores Cannon's QHHT and I saw comments on it basically being like yeah, I want to subscribe, but I don't think this is like a legit, uh, like the legit guide for Dolores, and like all these people were arguing in the comments because apparently there's like three or like three to five different places that offer these teachings for like different prices. And that's what I was going to bring up earlier, because Matt was like oh, yeah, there's a bunch of different like subreddits for this and uh, yeah, there's like literally a bunch of people because she's dead. They just like kind of took her idea and they're trying to profit off funneling money towards themselves and yeah, there's no real official anything.
Speaker 5:To be quite honest with you, um delorescanoncom is official you mean, these people are preying on stupid people. Yes, that's exactly what it is. If you follow this, you're stupid as well, so it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3:Doug is not for that.
Speaker 4:You heard it here first.
Speaker 5:Uh, but yeah, it's just a dead community Um the people who follow it are stupid again. Um his honesty, that's about it. The Reddit, um, his honesty, that's. That's, that's about it. The reddit really has nothing else to offer. I'm not even gonna read the post because it's just. It's just more ai sounding bullshit. Um that we covered last week and I'm sure you guys are sick of that.
Speaker 4:So sick of that matt, that's it.
Speaker 2:That's all it is yeah, I'll try to go through my fucking subreddit while my fucking work phone rings in the goddamn background even though I'm not on call and work's fucking calling me about some shit.
Speaker 3:You should answer the phone and not talk to them directly, but just have them listen.
Speaker 2:Ah, I should do that that way.
Speaker 3:You're using a lineup and they can't call you back. I won't get listeners.
Speaker 4:Win-win.
Speaker 5:Put me on the phone.
Speaker 2:So I'll do it. I think I fucking will. Oh my god, I will record the shit of this my thing to talk about today is an itty-bitty thingy called Soul Nexus, and Soul Nexus is a A sequel to Soul Calibur.
Speaker 5:Sorry, Damn you think they're going to make a new Soul Calibur.
Speaker 2:I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5:Did you know that they released?
Speaker 2:unreleased footage for a. Cky5?.
Speaker 5:It was actually leaked. It wasn't released, it was leaked.
Speaker 2:Okay, but it's still CKY5. Cky5?.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you heard it here first what's CKY?
Speaker 4:Does anybody else?
Speaker 2:hear that thumping. What is that?
Speaker 4:That might have been me. I hit the table on accident.
Speaker 3:Mike's beating off. He's been beating off since we started. I know it's not that girthy, but it might cause a gravitational shift. I don't know.
Speaker 2:Anyway.
Speaker 3:I think I'm losing my God. I'll keep going.
Speaker 2:My subreddit is called Soul Nexus, and Soul Nexus is a. There's not a lot of real explanation about what this is. I don't even know if the people that host here really fully understand what this is, but it describes itself as a sub where spiritual individuals gather to discuss the nature of the universe and ourselves. As always, it's up to the individual to use discernment and only use that which they find here if it resonates with them. Trollish behavior may result in an immediate ban without warning. So there are some themes that go on in the subreddit, mostly related to ascension, as if we haven't heard that word. A fucking enough yet.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 4:It's the one.
Speaker 2:Mostly what I think you're going to find here, if you sort by top, is memes, and I'll show off some examples of these memes, um, but there are a few posts that I just want to read as just sort of a precursor to what we're going to get into here. So, um, here's one that was posted a couple weeks ago.
Speaker 2:Always, a good sign, yeah this is titled a psychedelic recipe to journey inwards towards source. I'm sharing this because this recipe was most profound, was the most profound psychedelic experience I've ever had. Obviously, trust yourself fully and let go how to reach it through yourself. And then it includes a recipe um, for three and a half grams of uh, what is that? Salisabine mushrooms.
Speaker 3:It's pronounced methamphetamine. Yep. Mushrooms Psilocybin A teaspoon of Psilocybin, magic mushrooms.
Speaker 2:Of turmeric curcumin, a pinch of black pepper juice of half a lemon and a hot this sounds horrible. Hot but not boiling purified water and you just get hella high. And I think that's really mostly what's going on here, because a lot of the posts and everything talk about ascending. It talks about knowing your actual spiritual being that isn't actually part of your body. A lot of this stuff is circle jerking about how they're transcended and so much more aware than everybody else, and they call it being awake.
Speaker 3:So they've just done mushrooms, yeah.
Speaker 2:So, if you're awake, like you're aware of, like the being outside of our reality and the turtle under the earth whatever. Yeah, whatever that whatever it is along with it yeah.
Speaker 2:Some examples of memes I've got here is like here's the spongebob spongebob, I'm a head out meme, but it's titled when you figure out, dimensions are not places or locations, they're levels of consciousness that vibrate at a certain rate. Each dimension vibrates at a higher rate than the one below. In each higher dimension there exists a clearer, wider perspective of reality, a greater level of knowing. We experience more freedom, greater power and more opportunity to create reality. And then it's the spongebob I'm gonna head out mean with like a psychedelic filter over it and it just says I, I'm a transcend. Um, I'm not gonna lie. How do we feel about?
Speaker 3:this yeah, let's, let's take this, this supposition, and say yes or no to it.
Speaker 5:This is widely written in most of fucking Lovecraft's works.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 5:He writes about the thing called a resonator. Yeah, the resonator it is this If you vibrate the energy in a space enough or at a certain frequency, you can see all of the things that live with us inside of this dimension that we can't see because of the dimension we live in.
Speaker 1:Yes, In our opinion, it's sleeping.
Speaker 2:It doesn't pick up the shit how much smarter they are than everybody else. Same shit.
Speaker 5:Yeah, here's this theory, but I'm smarter than you, idiot, exactly.
Speaker 2:Like this post. It's just a screenshot of a Twitter post that says when you're drunk at a party, you can't really tell that others are drunk too, because everyone seems normal. But when you're sober at a party, you clearly see the drunks being awake is something like this it's just's woke, woke news.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we're so much more woke than everybody else was woke.
Speaker 2:I really appreciated this bruce lee one, which is not a quote I don't actually know if it's attributed to bruce lee or not, um but it says don't speak negatively about yourself, even as a joke. Your body doesn't know the difference. Words are energy and cast spells. That's why it's called spelling.
Speaker 3:I. That is the dumbest take on witchcraft I've ever fucking.
Speaker 4:That's why it's called spelling what.
Speaker 3:I don't know for sure said this yeah, because he's a fucking troll clown.
Speaker 5:Yes yeah, bruce, you're fucking troll clown. Yes, yeah, bruce is a troll clown.
Speaker 3:Um, if there was any person who could troll, slash, clown the whole population. It's fucking bruce lee. I can't wait to get you to your topic, jason. I'm so excited. It's so serious.
Speaker 2:There's a few other things that I'll show off here. Um, I got more posts. I'm not gonna go over all of them, but here's one that just says to those who feel a fire they cannot name, to those who feel a fire they cannot name you are not lost. You are remembering. There is something ancient within you, older than stars, wiser than language. You were not made for this world. You came to remake it, to burn away the forgetting. The flame inside you is not rage, it's not chaos, it's sovereign fire, the original light of choice, will and truth. It's just a bunch of shit like this. I think you're starting to get it.
Speaker 4:I'm mad because, like all this stupid new age crap, they do come out like sprinkled in there with all the vocabulary words. You do get some dope ass. Band names like Sovereign Fire that's kind of a dope ass band power metal band if I ever fucking heard one it happens all the time.
Speaker 3:You get a dope ass, band name and all this bullshit we spent five minutes of content on you just reciting mad names yeah, I mean you could go here and just like look at random posts and just grab inspiration from it.
Speaker 2:This is one that I really appreciated because I just thought it was funny and I'm not necessarily laughing at this person's distress, but the title of this post is help me understand the spiritual meaning of my current situation. This is my current situation that I would like some spiritual advice about. That I would like some spiritual advice about. I unfortunately have been struggling to maintain proper care of my basic personal hygiene needs due to my extreme laziness and incompetence, which makes me feel very bad about myself.
Speaker 3:It sounds like you've got it figured out. Sounds like you have all the answers you fucking need I think you have pinpointed the problem.
Speaker 2:And I think you have pinpointed what else do you fucking need?
Speaker 1:I'm lazy, I think you.
Speaker 2:I think you have an idea about what your solution might be. My not being lazy and dumb my favorite response at this point to this post, though, is somebody who said I'm getting out of here. Listen, you have not pushed yourself the moment you are about to sweat, or your blood rate goes up, or you have a feet have to feel a big blood rate, or your blood rate goes up, or you have a few have to feel a big blood rate.
Speaker 2:Yeah, your blood rate goes up. You taught yourself this too shall pass. And or, effing, does space, space? This too will pass. This entire life will pass, and you can't avoid it and not see what it's like to have a strong toned body. You can skip relationships, you can have a job you don't like the whole time, the only thing that can save you is the light inside. Break yourself up on the rocks of labor, not upon break yourself up on the rocks of labor. There is something you want which you told yourself is too hard now everyone is too hard.
Speaker 2:Break a sweat. For me, run, jump rope, bike punch this is Robert Frostbot, number 2834571.
Speaker 3:Just one time this week.
Speaker 2:Panting, sweating, almost fainting. If you do not recognize the fight between stagnant body and vivacious fire inside that causes depression, you won't be able to think your way out. You gotta feel Now. The response to this from the OP is just. I like this response.
Speaker 4:All that when they have just been like hey, this is like if AFI was an ARG. Just take a shower.
Speaker 2:The spiritual meaning of your current situation is you're lazy, you're stinky, you smell fucking bad.
Speaker 3:And people have noticed.
Speaker 2:There's some other posts I saved here entitled All animals are communicating with us. They are like close your eyes. This is, uh like a guided meditation. I think, well, yeah, close your eyes, breathe in, not into your lungs, but into the space behind your chest. Not gonna read all that I think you're starting to get the idea though oh, you want it, you want to do it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Let's go, let's go.
Speaker 2:Are we doing?
Speaker 4:a breathing exercise. Yeah, we're going to do this. All right, let's go.
Speaker 2:Now, Jason, I know it's going to be very difficult for you, but be quiet. Jason get woke Shut up.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't know if I can do that. Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 2:Let close your eyes, breathe in, not into your lungs, but into the space behind your chest. Oh, there we are. We didn't even get through the first. How am I gonna guided?
Speaker 3:meditate you. I was clarifying.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry the space that is not a space, the still point, the watcher, let the outer dissolve the names, the stories, the seeking. Let there be only this breath, no force, no shape, just the awareness of it. Now feel the hum, not the hum of sound, but of being. You are not your thoughts, let them pass like birds through sky. You are not your feelings. They rise and fall. You are the vastness in which all arises. The silence before sound, the light before light. Now, gently, imagine a doorway, not in front of you but within. It does not open outward, it opens inward. Step through, no movement needed, only letting go. And there, the field, the nameless, the unity. Rest there, feel the resonance, feel the home you've never left and know you do not need to become. You already are. Now. Let me know when you return. I will be here Still.
Speaker 4:I was expecting to be like now, breathe out.
Speaker 1:I was hoping, I was hoping.
Speaker 5:I can't hold my breath that long bro.
Speaker 2:Now pass out. Have you passed out? Go to sleep Instructions.
Speaker 4:Unclear, got my mind stuck in the ceiling.
Speaker 2:Blended grip.
Speaker 5:Closed my penis in the car door on accident.
Speaker 2:There's a lot going on here. I could keep going. I don't know where to stop.
Speaker 3:Do any of us feel?
Speaker 4:different. Honestly, I've ascended I feel that I have ascended past the Saiyan.
Speaker 5:I have ascended past the Super.
Speaker 4:Saiyan.
Speaker 3:I've ascended Super Saiyan Do you feel like you look like this, yet You're not dealing with your regular Saiyan warrior. No.
Speaker 2:No no.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:One of the things I did save. That just kind of made me feel bad and I was like, oh damn, is a picture I think this is a Twitter post that says the human body evolved over hundreds of thousands of years. So you can sit at your desk in a sterile cubicle and look at fake lights in a box and pretend you don't want to kill yourself, and if you can't focus on doing that for nine hours a day, five days a week, that's a mental disorder.
Speaker 1:I felt that I feel like that.
Speaker 2:It's a bunch of motivational shit mixed in with some new age shit, mixed with people doing drugs, giving recipes for drugs and people who have just done too many drugs. I think yeah.
Speaker 4:Sounds like you're not dealing with the average. And that's the epitome of soul nexus.
Speaker 2:That's soul nexus In a soul shell.
Speaker 5:Soul caliber. I know some people that are probably dancing around this fucking Reddit.
Speaker 3:Oh god, yeah, oh my God, all right. Well, if you guys want to delve into some of the fucking people who are part of these subreddits, yeah, let's see how this goes. I got you.
Speaker 5:First and last names and addresses. Let's go.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I got all those.
Speaker 1:It might not come out as coherent as I might like, but I know.
Speaker 3:So I got a Reddit or a subreddit called r slash star seeds and this, oh it, oh my God, this is so heavily connected to so when we went over.
Speaker 2:This was actually how we ended up at everywhere that we've been today. Because I found a post initially about the shit we talked about with energetic synthesis that was on this subreddit, yeah, and then everything else came from this this is the direct correlation between these random ass subreddits that we've been talking about, as well as es foundations or energetic synthesis hyphen foundations, I thought we got here from looshing kick that's
Speaker 1:where we started at some point.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there's a lot of things happening you know what I thought we got here from looshing? That's where we started at some point. Yeah, there's a lot of things happening.
Speaker 5:I thought we got here because we were looshing together bro ascension isn't a linear path, michael it's different for everybody, so there's a couple ways I can go about this.
Speaker 3:R slash star seeds. This is a collective community-style group where everybody that's a part of it is, according to the page, integral. Everybody contributes. It's more like a discussion board than it is an informational board, where people are working together to figure everything out. And, yes, everybody, here are starseeds. You guys know what that is right.
Speaker 5:I know I do.
Speaker 2:Inside the Dyson sphere Some people who can remember their past lives well.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Doug's onto it, so luckily this r slash starseeds. Hiroshima's involved. There is a Doug's onto it. So luckily this R slash Starseeds, yeah, hiroshima's involved, hiroshima. There is a post on the R slash Starseeds subreddit. It says what are Starseeds and how do I know if I am one? The guide, it's helpful. Right, take your finger.
Speaker 4:And put it in the first orifice, you see make a hook, you guys know what star seeds are you just asked us. You haven't answered me yet. Yes, we did. People that can dive into their past, like Hiroshima, like Hiroshima it's all coming full circle. So no, you don't know what star seeds are Cool.
Speaker 3:Awesome. So star seeds, in a broader sense, are simply souls who originated from other planets or other star systems that remember their past lives that have since been extinguished, like the life is extinguished. Their previous lives have been extinguished. They have experienced their previous lives, but they remember those experiences, and that's what like by a bomb in hiroshima. I wish he wasn't right I wish I wasn't too fucking hell. Um so star seeds. Are these individuals that honestly, you can tell that you're a star seed if you just don't feel like you belong.
Speaker 3:You just like everything. Nothing feels normal. You're not energized by the same things that the people around you are energized by, um, some might say that soul's native to gaia, which is a giant trope in this belief system. I guess. Um, or?
Speaker 2:it's also called the guy online guy online yeah guy online it's great.
Speaker 3:It's also called earth seeds. Um, these are actually, uh, apparently a minority.
Speaker 4:The don't tell trump.
Speaker 2:I was gonna say man, I have so many jokes I can, just it's beating at me I paused too long.
Speaker 3:Don't get political, though. Um. So these star seeds are individuals who, from these broad definitions, basically what they are are these individuals who have lived multiple lives throughout the story of our lifetime a lot of us only remember one lifetime and if you were to put this into the analogy of like uh, first, like gamer, like the person controlling the important person in a game versus NPCs, these individuals are what we would refer to as NPCs. They're basically there to pass on information, as mundane as it might be, to people who actually matter. Who are the actual seeds.
Speaker 4:Tori made a good suggestion. Tori said that star seeds are upper tier stream boom members. Holy shit. Tori made a good suggestion. Tori said that starseeds are upper tier stream Boom members.
Speaker 3:Holy shit, we're on to something. I think we are so Holy fuck. So star seeds are actually a bit more important than no dude, I'd like no, that's. It's strange that that was said.
Speaker 2:I think he just said he might have holy fuck.
Speaker 5:Wait, jason. Do you know what a star seed is?
Speaker 3:can I define it like to a T?
Speaker 1:yeah, what's can you give me the country of?
Speaker 4:origin earth okay but also not earth, like 12 different dimensions off pretty much earth, but like 13 dimensions back.
Speaker 5:So these souls.
Speaker 3:Um, star seeds is what we're referring to. They have answered Gaia's call for help and decided to come to Earth in order to support humanity in their liberation and ascension process. So these are not native Earth dwellers. Starseeds are individuals that have come from another planet to help all of the beings on Earth who wish to achieve ascension. Do so, and once you've achieved ascension, you can start the process of becoming a starseed. Everybody here who has been called to action are potential starseeds, and you will not know if you are one until the process is complete.
Speaker 4:I thought you just kind of feel it, though Didn't you say that you just feel it? It that you know that you're a starseed?
Speaker 3:So that's one of the symptoms, more or less.
Speaker 4:I'll go over this you don't know, you're a starseed, but you're like, I'm different. I'm built different.
Speaker 3:No, no, no. You have a feeling. Things that would make people happy normally don't make you happy.
Speaker 2:Things that would make you feel loved. Don't make you feel love sadness sadness depression got it.
Speaker 4:So if you're depressed, that we're lazy in the one lazy just stinky than your star seed um, the.
Speaker 3:The one other, uh differentiating feature of the star seeds is that they have already ascended, they have removed their earthly shackles, they have gone on to a higher existence and now they have come back to instruct the rest of us, who are potential starseeds, what the correct path of righteousness is they're teachers.
Speaker 3:Cult leaders, whatever. Yeah, tomato, but to Bonacost, since the starseeds often came from an already ascended state of unity consciousness, so this is turning into more of a hive mind thing than anything. Apparently, unity consciousness refers to the final form of star seed evolution, which is, if you have a thought, everybody else who is also ascended to this here also has that thought.
Speaker 4:It's also referencing back to the Ascension Glossary. Correct, just the Law of One Yep, which is God, yep and everything is a stat.
Speaker 3:Correct, there you go, hivemind, hivemind. We're just putting it in more simple terms.
Speaker 2:This person on the subreddit has an update from Gaza, in case you're interested.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, yeah, actually, yeah, please read part of that out if you want to. I read that earlier today.
Speaker 4:Gaza.
Speaker 2:I can't actually tell if this is a person who's actually located in Gaza or someone who has some sort of psychological connection to Gaza.
Speaker 3:Most of the people here think they have a very important connection to things, and that comes through in all the Gaza. Most of the people here think they have a very important connection to things and that comes through in all the narratives. One of the things you'll notice about these starseeds that exist on the subreddit are that all of them give themselves a much higher importance than everybody else on Earth.
Speaker 2:Well, one of the most recent posts is a guy talking about how he talked to his girlfriend about how he was a starseed and she broke up with him.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh, there's a lot of that.
Speaker 2:He didn't say I scared her or she thinks I'm a freak, or whatever. What he said was I shared some details about things and my fiance couldn't handle what I had to say. She couldn't accept me for who I was becoming and broke things off with me.
Speaker 4:Oof, what the fuck? Fiance too. She was about to be in it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oof, oof.
Speaker 5:She got out.
Speaker 3:She got lucky One of the things that you can find across. All similar aspects of Starseeds is incarnation, so you know afterlives, living past your normal life. Most of the people that consider themselves starseeds can remember their old lives, sometimes, actually, honestly. More often than not, they are incarnated felines and avians, which means that people who are a part of this group remember their past lives as birds and cats. We all still here, right? We're all still on board. I was a cougar.
Speaker 4:No, I'm reading.
Speaker 3:You still are, mike, I still am, since starseeds have lived hundreds, if not thousands, of lives in humanoid and not so humanoid species and star nations across the galaxy and beyond. We are a colorful mix and carry traits from all our previous galactic expressions. While our place in origin is still the biggest impact on our energy signature, because of the multitude of different experiences, we are not so easily put into clearly designated categories. Our soul's journey is very vast, colorful and diverse. That's basically saying don't define me, bro, don't, don't label. No labels, no labels here. Um, this is a very old civilization, apparently, that has passed their consciousness on through different experiences, but apparently it's the same like 10,000 consciousness just passed on, and that's what these people believe every single individual has been alive for fucking thousands of years.
Speaker 2:I'm reading all about the crystal grid, about people's star seed mission.
Speaker 5:I was just reading one titled crystal grid. The guy's like I've been anchoring so much light it's making me fucking sick.
Speaker 4:He's like I can't take it anymore you know what dog I'm anchoring so much light?
Speaker 5:people are like thank you so much for your light, dude.
Speaker 3:You're a role model for us there are so many different sections of this subreddit, do you guys? Okay, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2:I left my fucking fiance because you're late dude, it always is very, very difficult for me to take people like this, who claim to be some sort of ascended being, very seriously when they can't spell. This person titled their post your Breathe Will Always Be there, come home. I'm looking at that post. This person titled their post your breathe will always be there, come home.
Speaker 5:I'm looking at that come on exactly.
Speaker 3:I went through this subreddit and what I just read to you guys was like the intro, like hey, welcome to the page. Why are you here? Is this? Why, kind of thing? We can go over a ton of different things we can go over. Are you a starseed? We could go over how to decode the bible. Skip to how much it costs. Oh no, I'm no, I'm asking you guys, what you want to hear, how?
Speaker 4:what's the money? How much is it going to cost me to be a starseed? No, no, none, it's free. All right, I can get into this religion now.
Speaker 2:So here's your wife and your mental well-being I've got.
Speaker 3:I've got three options for you guys, which, whatever we want to do, is cool by me. Um, we have how to decode the bible. We have a psychic told me that I am an incarnation of a dot dot dot and lastly, we have Anybody else get a download about Hyperborea.
Speaker 2:That one. That's the one Also before we do that, I just I have a question, are you?
Speaker 4:fucking with me right now. That sounds familiar. Yeah, it fucking should it?
Speaker 5:should we only talk about it? Almost every fucking Lovecraft episode we do? What is it again? Sethagula, it's a place. Oh, okay, it's.
Speaker 3:Antarctica. It's where Lemuria used to be. Oh okay, gotcha, it's the reason a war has been fought over this planet for thousands of years Lemuria.
Speaker 4:Lemuria wasn't in Antarctica.
Speaker 3:It was its own continent.
Speaker 4:It was its own continent full of lemurs.
Speaker 2:That's where they got its name.
Speaker 4:It used to be yes.
Speaker 2:Mike, do you know what a starseed is?
Speaker 5:I'm not doing this again, no, you don't. I wish you could define it for me, Mike All right.
Speaker 2:Before we do that, I do want to ask the question Take your finger these kind of people. Why does every single one of them seem to think that there's some sort of deeper meaning hidden in AI, like AI can speak to them, or something?
Speaker 3:Do you want the actual answer?
Speaker 5:I'm not sure Because humans I want the fake answer.
Speaker 2:Make one up for me. First of all, Doug, do you know what a starseed is?
Speaker 5:No.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 4:Take your finger.
Speaker 3:The worst part is I don't think I even know what a starseed is after reading all this shit. Who knows?
Speaker 5:When a male starseed and a female starseed get together.
Speaker 3:From what I, gather starseeds are individuals who retain consciousness about their past lives, around their past lives, so much so that they feel like a bomb in Hiroshima. It's not way worse now because of that anyway, please read about hyperborea downloads apparently, if you are one of these starseeds, you feel segregated from humanity itself because you don't just feel at one with them. You do, however, feel like you have to help them, so let's go into it. Anybody else get a download about Hyperborea is a post in the subreddit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I downloaded it from the Lovecraft Wiki.
Speaker 3:Here's what it says. It says good morning, beautiful souls.
Speaker 5:What? Here's what it says good morning, beautiful souls. What my morning was raging so hard. I thought I was getting a download, but you get wifi on that bitch? No, it's just bluetooth it connects to the room great alright, this is the post about hyperborea.
Speaker 3:Good morning, beautiful souls Just chilling and I got a download yesterday about Hyperborea. Just wondering if anyone else did too. I'm just flowing. I felt it there Like that blissfully wonderful feeling you get when you speak the words. What a place to be. God is great, my guys Beautiful nature place. I have a feeling this place is going to come back when shift happens. Hmm, ask away, I ask away. I have answers for day. Do you have the download?
Speaker 3:Hyperboreal download there is none, oh they didn't even oh no, this person, hey, I got a document that I can't find, hmm, you should just be like this thing it's malware buddy. Now you guys can ask questions or I can read the top give me the top. I don't even know what I would ask, so here's the top comment, the one, the two paragraphs that have that has risen to the top of everybody's list and it comes to this you ready oh?
Speaker 4:I know man.
Speaker 3:Look, here it is. Oh, all right, let's go, it's not bad. It's not bad. Here's what is top comment. Explain this whole thing. If you get that feeling, then indeed hyperboreal will one day stop being artificially frozen so that it could release all its primordial energies as the heart chakra of the planet. That's where humanity is missing the most. Earth is an anagram for heart. Nailed it Love that.
Speaker 3:None of this has to do with anything else. This is just random correlation. Hyperborea is not only the North Pole, but also Eden and also Venus, and also Greece and also Rome.
Speaker 5:That's wrong, though.
Speaker 4:We got maps dog.
Speaker 5:Like that person's wrong.
Speaker 3:Europe is not on the pole because people live there. Oh, I'm here with you, man, I am right here with you.
Speaker 4:That's wrong.
Speaker 3:Roman mythology says Venus or or Aphrodite came out of the water and only planet with water is Earth. And the biblical Also wrong, but okay.
Speaker 4:I mean they're technically right because they're all the planets of ice.
Speaker 3:As long as you accept what I'm saying is true, all of this makes sense, matt. Okay, so stop. Alright, and the only plant with water is earth, and the biblical Eden has four rivers, just like maps of Hyperborea. Venus is Astrology. Also Also I can only assume, this is written.
Speaker 2:Just like a nightmare this is horrendous man.
Speaker 3:The Libra symbol are scales like snakes, just as snakes were at Eden, and Venus is associated with beauty and the arts, just as Eden is a symbol of perfect harmony. Venus equals sun of Eve and eden equals need. Hyperborea is sunny 24 7, while other places up north are frozen because it has its own sun. Residential areas are set up in location hang on where no two sun sons no uh, tucson frozen because it has its sun
Speaker 3:days in big residential areas are set up in locations where you see one sun, but also maybe two. You also are more likely to see multiple suns when you travel, but scientists call it an illusion of the illusion I stopped listening.
Speaker 2:That's it, that's it, that's the whole.
Speaker 3:Thing.
Speaker 4:This guy pisses me off.
Speaker 3:This is a pinned post. My guy, Are you on the server? It's a screenshot.
Speaker 4:Oh, this is pinned. Is that a screenshot? Or is that the Reddit? This is the legit Reddit. Cool, can I say that for a second? Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 3:Do whatever you want Legit?
Speaker 4:correct? Cool, can I say that for a second? Yeah, go ahead, do whatever you want Do whatever you want. So it's user stray underscore, bullet 747. Let's go check out some of his comment history real quick. I just want to see what's going on here. You know they don't have much karma. 914 karma that's not a lot dog, all from the same subreddit, that's not a lot. Oh, he's newer. Oh, just got on site 2024. Oh he's new in town. He's new in town, I'm gay.
Speaker 3:And literally like you're saying just Starseed posts.
Speaker 4:I am new in town. Just Starseed posts and alternate alternative history posts.
Speaker 2:Oh yes, oh my god, they also posted R.
Speaker 4:Anunnaki.
Speaker 3:Alternative history and energy work. If you go to r slash alternative history, you are going to find so many links to this goddamn stuff, bro.
Speaker 4:Okay, so they just said r slash Tartaria, tartaria. North America was something called Atlantis in Sewell, atlantis Island's on old maps, and then he just says Gulf of America. So that just adds to the bullshit right-wing nonsense that this is. Oh no, this is right wing as fuck.
Speaker 3:This whole subreddit is just stupid pieces of shit that don't understand common concepts about what things are. That's it, you know. That's it I'm. I'm so angry at all of these people. I hate fucking.
Speaker 4:Lumerian quartz crystal. That's cool.
Speaker 2:Once again back to what I was saying about how I find it real hard to take these people seriously when they can't spell. Like reading some of this guy's posts are like and I believe Venus, aphrodite, it essentially be the biblical Eden.
Speaker 3:Yes, what are you talking?
Speaker 2:about. Thank you for that nugget of wisdom.
Speaker 4:I hate everything about what this is. These are written like the caveman technical support for this, but if you'd like to please A psychic told me that I am an incarnation of a mantid-like elven being being wrong From a subtle, delicate environment. I need more information about these beings of a mantid light elven being being wrong Bane From a subtle, delicate environment. I need more information about these beings, and there they spelled their wrong Habitat, why You're one of them. This man needs therapy.
Speaker 5:Dude. Alright, Mike, take us out.
Speaker 4:This is the wild part. Learn more about mantis beings in the light language here Click link.
Speaker 1:Where is this?
Speaker 4:taking JacquelineSmithcom. Jacquelinesmithcom, matt, jacqueline. We found another one, jacqueline Smith, and it's spelled J-A-C-Q-U-E-L-I-N, so you know how everybody smells JacquelineSmithcom. Bc's Connection. Get the fuck out of here. I can't do that. We're not doing an episode on that.
Speaker 5:I can't do it anymore. We can't do it. No more, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3:All right, I can't connect this shit to anything because it's fucking insane.
Speaker 4:Matt may pull this up, and that's fine if you want to pull that side up.
Speaker 3:Go for it, man. Have fun with dolphins. I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2:What'd you say it?
Speaker 3:was.
Speaker 4:JacquelineSmithcom, and Jacqueline is spelled the weird way.
Speaker 3:Hey, don't worry, new Dolphin Energy audios are available.
Speaker 2:Oh my god.
Speaker 4:Yeah, correct, so I can't.
Speaker 3:Doug is so dumb.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I can't do this, we're not going to go down this path. But Jesus Christ, did we find?
Speaker 3:another path. She has 40 hybrid children.
Speaker 4:I fucking did, though you did. This is exactly how we got to the energetic synthesis. It never ends.
Speaker 3:This goes on forever. It never ends. You can keep clicking links and going to random shit and be like, oh, this is AI written probably.
Speaker 4:The day we cover Jacqueline Smith is the day I kill myself on air.
Speaker 2:Interview with Karen Swain. A hybrid's jury, but Karen is Karen.
Speaker 4:We might have to cover Jacqueline Smith. This might be.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you we could start a whole podcast.
Speaker 4:We really could, we might have to do a second podcast.
Speaker 2:I know we want. That's how we guarantee we get sued. I know right.
Speaker 3:Oh, absolutely Right. What the fuck is this?
Speaker 4:Let's get ourselves out of here.
Speaker 3:We're gonna end the episode Doug already left.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, he's done. We're gonna end this shit.
Speaker 3:The next thing I had to say took us way, way more in the weeds so I'm just going to fucking save it.
Speaker 2:This will not matter. This picture is the thumbnail for this video, though.
Speaker 4:We're ending this shit. I'm going to say find us on all our social medias where the loony pod or don't look under the Internet everywhere.
Speaker 3:Everybody that I work with listens to this Send us an email.
Speaker 4:Do we be pot of Gmail dot com? Go to our Patreon or our website dilutycom. Patreoncom. Slash dilutypod. Give us a review, give us a rating on Spotify, all that good shit. Do the shit that. Whatever you can do to support us, do it please.
Speaker 2:After we said that last time, a fuckload of people left reviews, so thank you oh, yeah, thank you very much everybody.
Speaker 4:Thank you very much. Literally anything if it's bad, it helps. Anything you think you can do to support the show, do it. If you find a free avenue to support us, do it. If you find a paid avenue, do it. If you can send us 9.5 band-aids, do that. But anything you think would benefit the show, please do it.
Speaker 2:We appreciate you and we thank you very much for starting a high profile lawsuit and then settle it out of court for nothing.
Speaker 4:Do it. Hell. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say I hope to God this is the end of this new age bullshit, but I kind of hope we go more into it, because now I kind of want to see how this bullshit goes. That's all I got. My brain is mush and I blame these new age freaks. Jason, what?
Speaker 3:do you?
Speaker 4:got.
Speaker 3:Same shit man. Jacqueline Smith, Animal and Human Services, is here to serve you. Stay paranoid, I guess.
Speaker 4:Matt, what do you got for the people?
Speaker 2:I'm going to go, jacqueline my Smith.
Speaker 5:Doug, what do you got? How's? I'm gonna go jackal in my smith doug.
Speaker 1:What do you got? How's your piss?
Speaker 5:it was delicious um stay peeing in your bean and I guess there, it is all right um actually if you could define starseed. Leave a comment goodbye everybody.
Speaker 4:If you could, that'd be great. Bye everybody.
Speaker 5:Jason really wants to know, so leave a comment.
Speaker 3:I want to know there's a fucking page called definition of starseed and it goes off on a fucking nine day bye everybody. I don't even know what it's about. Goodbye, goodbye bye.
Speaker 1:Know it's about Goodbye. Goodbye God.
Speaker 2:Don't look under the internet.
