Don't Look Under the Internet
Don't Look Under the Internet
DLUTI 198 - Weird Youtube: Apollo 13 Animations and Birthing Videos
This week Doug goes to the moon (allegedly), Jason talks about a man with a bucket on his head, Mike makes friends with a robot, and Matt longs for Denny's.
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Don't look under the internet now what's our gamers issue, boy, and I'm here to tell you about a podcast I'm listening to what the fuck just went?
Speaker 3:in this corner of the ring we got Jason. No.
Speaker 4:No, then what's your name, jason? Continue, my guy In that corner. We got Matt.
Speaker 2:It feels like it's been a long time.
Speaker 4:It kind of has it has. And in that corner we got Doug.
Speaker 1:Hey, first time here. Just happy to be a part of things. I hate you Wow.
Speaker 2:I will see myself out and I'm Michael, as always, so welcome I like how the first link under the YouTube section of the outline is a Facebook link. Yeah, Someone did not understand the assignment.
Speaker 3:If you click it, it it goes to YouTube okay. I don't know why I did that.
Speaker 4:He's got you on a technicality while you're there, check out all the AI photos that my grandma's falling for. This is Jackie. She's celebrating her 79th birthday and no one came, so she baked her own cake and she's super sad about it.
Speaker 2:You ever see those photos yes usually a bunch of soldiers if I see one more Bigfoot vlogs video I'm probably gonna laugh, because I really enjoy those I like that's what AI should have been made for.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the Star Wars ones are not as funny, if you ask me.
Speaker 2:The Star Wars ones are peak.
Speaker 1:I've been saying have you guys been seeing the ones about like the Pleasant Mart, like the grocery shopping ones, where they're like we're down at the Pleasant Mart asking shoppers like what you buying? And it's always like this old dude just being like ah yeah, I'm trying to find some pussy to smell, like he's just doing weird shit. It's pretty good, interesting.
Speaker 2:Trying to find some pussy to smell Anyway.
Speaker 1:Some pussy. I'm not even kidding, it's like exactly what Welcome to.
Speaker 2:Don't Look Under the.
Speaker 4:Internet. Yeah, this is. We haven't even introduced the show fully, we just kind of started talking about shit. This is Don't Look Under the internet a podcast about uh, old men that like to smell puss. Um, uh, so today is gonna be an interesting I don't know how I can even follow up with what you can't. There's nothing. Um. He's like, are you stuck on the smell and puss? I of am. I don't want to hear that again.
Speaker 2:So today, Can you turn Jason's mic down? Just a smidge Mine.
Speaker 4:And I turn mine up a smidge. There you go perfect.
Speaker 3:That makes no sense to me.
Speaker 4:So today I figured let's have a fun day and one of my favorite things to do Because I have nothing else to do with my time is I like to go on YouTube and I just find some weird shit. Now, I'm not trying to say I found the best weird shit today, Neither did I.
Speaker 4:But y'all got some stiff competition. I found some juicy bangers on YouTube that I'm really excited to show you boys about. But before we get into the topic, I just want to hit us up with the old-fashioned deluding How's above your head Keeping. We have a person that I want to give a shout-out, actually, a couple people. First and foremost, we got Ghost, ghost, ghost. Oh yeah, we're going to play a game. Is it good Name, is it?
Speaker 2:good, it's fine. It's probably not your name, it's just a word.
Speaker 4:That's true. I don't think your name is Ghost, unless you're like a Danny Phantom type of person.
Speaker 2:Or a Call of Duty character.
Speaker 4:Yeah, speaking of Ghosts, our other character is Beware the Gray Ghost. That's a fun name. So one of you is scared of the other. Yeah, yeah. So we got ghosts. And then following it up, is the warning for the ghosts. Why don't?
Speaker 3:you come here to get away.
Speaker 2:I like names that are instructions.
Speaker 4:Like step one Pour mozzarella on your fingers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it gives me A sense of direction in life.
Speaker 1:You heard him Big nugget hot cheese.
Speaker 3:I love that direction. It's the best direction I could ever see.
Speaker 2:You take a jug, put some cheese in it.
Speaker 4:You heard him Next person. What do you think they're up to?
Speaker 2:I don't know. I recently remembered Bigfoot sister, bitch fat, as I was scrolling through the scores the other day.
Speaker 3:And I was like oh yeah that's a classic too.
Speaker 4:When we had that new one, I was like 15 pounds of butter in a bathtub or something like that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh, it was a lot Also. 15 pounds of anything would not fill a bathtub. Oh, it's a lot.
Speaker 2:Also a 15 pounds of anything would not fill a bathtub. So what I'm hearing is you either need to be an instruction or just a very descriptive thing Like a bunch of adjectives and a noun.
Speaker 3:You really can't leave up any room for interpretation, because we will take that and interpret. Be as explicit.
Speaker 2:We will do your job. Be as explicit as you can be in the confines of what they will allow you to name yourself.
Speaker 3:Right. Yeah, we're not asking for much here we're not asking for a lot here.
Speaker 4:Change your name on Patreon, everyone. Our next one is Blitz Fox. Blitz Fox, that's fun. You know what? I'm going to give all of these, except the Grey Ghost Warning one that one's going to get a good. The. I'm going to give all of these, except the gray ghost warning one that one's going to get a good, the other is going to get a fine. It's not bad. It's not bad. They're not like you said. It's not like. This is Derek. I'm like, except if your name was this is Derek.
Speaker 2:That might not be right.
Speaker 4:Okay, yeah, that's a different story.
Speaker 2:But this is, this is descriptive. Sheena Easton and she's here in your pocket, in your Patreon now if you were like Derek, the guy who eats 15 pounds of lard and bath tub shits smooth, I assume that's what would happen if you ate a bunch of lard it's just a large colon pressed log of lard that comes out.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you can resell it. Real nice, you can resell it. It's like that story that you told a while ago of the person that was like what would happen if you ate just horse semen or whatever? Yeah, yeah, it's that kind of situation Exactly so good outcomes only.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4:So today, like I said, we're going to be scouring YouTube To find some juicy bangers on YouTube. Who wants to go first? Anyone daring enough to go first? Oh, we.
Speaker 1:Well, I don't know how many everyone has, but I have like a handful.
Speaker 3:I have one channel With about 500 that we could look at I got five channels, whoa I have well, I have four channels, but mine are relatively small.
Speaker 1:I went down kind of a weird rabbit hole of looking for things and then I got sidetracked on a couple like specific topics That'll happen, and then I yeah, so I just I don't know.
Speaker 2:It doesn't matter, I have one channel and a pet project.
Speaker 4:So let's do this, let's each do one. You know, we'll just go in a rotation I do one, and then we'll do, doug do one, then we do Matt doing that. We Doug do one, then we do Matt do one, then we let Chase do one. Then back to me, how's that sound Sound good.
Speaker 3:I want you guys to let me know after mine if you'd like to dive into other videos on the channel.
Speaker 4:I don't know. I'm like that with one of mine too. Is this going?
Speaker 2:to spawn like an entire saga, like we had the whole fucking virtual ascension saga.
Speaker 1:One can only hope, I really hope, this channel does not spawn that honestly, one of my channels could probably be its own episode, but I didn't want to talk about it that much and you'll definitely understand why at some point.
Speaker 4:So okay yeah, well, to start things off, on my end, I have a channel that doesn't really have a great name to find, it's just three dots, but the handle is everyone underscore is underscore connected. Now this channel has four videos attached to it. They're all like very short. These four videos go from anywhere from 15 seconds to a minute 21 seconds. Like they're very short and they're all like very short. These four videos go from anywhere from 15 seconds to a minute 21 seconds. Like they're very short and they're just like weird ambient noise to like weird distorted kind of video game playthrough. It's not much going on here, but they got 60,000 subscribers and their most recent upload has 2.5 million views and again, it's just like a video game playthrough. There's not a whole lot going on here. Well, I guess this one's not this one, it's more like ambient video game landscapes yeah, this looks like a waterfall from Unreal 1.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, but they're all kind of like that. The first one is literally the title is just question marks and then like if you go to like the I don't know how to describe it If you click on a video and you go down to the profile picture, it's five symbols. But if you're looking at the profile itself, it's got a different profile picture. It's an eye. So I'm like who the fuck? What's happening here? And on top of it, if you go on their homepage, it's because the channel name is a bunch of new lines.
Speaker 4:And then that little thing.
Speaker 2:That little thing that you're perceiving as the channel icon is actually in the name is what's happening it looks like the channel icon, but they've strategically positioned it such that it it's gotcha well, if you go to home, you'll see where you would have like a description of the channel.
Speaker 4:It's justcha. Well, if you go to home, you'll see where you would have like a description of the channel. It's just like a broken emoji, like that little xbox and then just the word dell d-e-l. Over and over and over again. And they have one other channel on here called dream makers, as 20, about 30,000 subscribers, and they do pretty much the same thing, just a bit more. A few, just more videos like pretty much the same thing, just a bit more. A few, just more videos like it's the same, like video game, ambient noise, stuff. I don't know what this channel is and why it's more popular than us, and I'm mad at that because, god damn it, I don't do much here. You don't do much here. I just want to get subscribers and I want to do better than this fucking 4 video channel that uploads video games where sounds are just like.
Speaker 3:Why do better when we could just do that?
Speaker 2:2.5 million views.
Speaker 1:I will have to say I'm really enjoying the fact that they're playing Counter-Strike 1.6. Yeah, Did you ask how I found this.
Speaker 3:Counter-Strike 1.6. Yeah, yep Did you ask how I found this Counter-Strike, the best.
Speaker 4:So I found this because, with the amount of shit that I look up from this show every now and then, kind of like that video, that episode we did on that, like 312895, yadda, yadda, yadda this popped up in a similar fashion was just like something you might want to watch. And it's just like here's this, what do you?
Speaker 3:think, and I'm like that other one turned out to be like glitch art, right.
Speaker 4:I don't remember, I really don't remember what it was that's actually funny.
Speaker 1:You say that, mike, because that's actually how I got my first topic of this too. It was recommended to me and I was like why I okay, hold topic of this?
Speaker 2:too. It was recommended to me and I was like why? Okay, hold up, hold up. Sorry, I gotta cut the stream and start it again because my VPN automatically connected and now every single time I click on something on YouTube, it asks me to do a caption.
Speaker 1:I've been watching you do this and I was like oh.
Speaker 4:I'm taking my sweatshirt off. It's warmer down here than.
Speaker 3:I thought you were putting your hoodie on. I'm like what?
Speaker 4:I was a little cold little nipple boy and I'm warm oh band twitch we got nips on stream, I got titties on fucking twitch.
Speaker 1:They're banned from the chat for public streams.
Speaker 3:Oh man they almost got a fucking. We got nips on stream.
Speaker 1:I got titties on fucking Twitter. You're banned from the chat for public streams, oh, no, oh man, they almost got a fucking.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, Okay, I'm putting away my ASAP Ferg hoodie.
Speaker 2:Double check your stream key.
Speaker 4:How's everyone doing?
Speaker 2:Ooh, so how's everyone doing Boo?
Speaker 1:Boo, what if it just froze and it was just mics and nips on?
Speaker 4:Twitch, that'd be nice.
Speaker 1:Only mics.
Speaker 3:Only mics. Can we please throw up just an hour and not a still frame, like I want Mike to stand literally just shirt up in front of a camera, like just in the middle of a room, for like a whole hour.
Speaker 4:I know I really want us to do like the old girls gone wild commercials get the steel drum playing in the back like man, they used to be the shit back in the day.
Speaker 1:You were like all right, I'm up at midnight, maybe we'll see the commercial. Come on.
Speaker 2:Didn't that guy go to jail for sex trafficking or something?
Speaker 4:Probably no. He fled to Mexico. So he didn't go to jail.
Speaker 2:He wanted for sex trafficking.
Speaker 4:Yes, he is.
Speaker 3:He is guilty of sex trafficking. He can't be charged.
Speaker 4:Thanks, mexico.
Speaker 1:Thanks Obama, thanks Obama.
Speaker 4:How's the stream looking better?
Speaker 2:Let me just click on a YouTube video. Let's see. I'm sending you a book, page it was like every time I clicked on a YouTube video. It was like click on the buses.
Speaker 1:Click my bus, please.
Speaker 2:Is there a bus there? Yeah, we gooch oh.
Speaker 1:We fawmkin goochin Topical.
Speaker 4:Topical. Okay, anyway, welcome back video. We never stopped. So everyone else heard everything we were talking about. But yeah, that's this. Everyone is connected.
Speaker 4:There's not a whole lot going on with this at the moment. I'm sure it's just some dude like, hey, can I make some bullshit and put it online and see if it gathers attention. But I could be wrong. But yeah, I'm not going to lie. The biggest reason I wanna bring this up and the reason I'm doing this YouTube one Is because the last one we did I talked about Fucking Was it Bosco Bosco Park? And it was really Really small. No one going on that. I was like, oh, this will be fun to bring up. Didn't think there was enough On it to do a topic. And God damn, nightmind's like hey is like hey, I'm going to do an episode on it and take all the fucking credit from Deluty's own Mike Allen, because I'm the one that discovered that first, nightmind. I'm the video game guy. I'm the first to discover everyone's connected now too. So if I see Nightmind doing a fucking video on everyone's connected, I know he's listening to us.
Speaker 2:He's ripping our fucking shit off His fucking red web. They totally toast me ripping our fucking shit off is fucking Red Web. They totally toast me ripping our shit off. They 100% watch this and take ideas from us.
Speaker 4:They even did.
Speaker 2:March Monsters.
Speaker 3:Yep.
Speaker 1:My brain child that went so well. I mean, I think it went okay.
Speaker 2:I think we were real tired of it by the end.
Speaker 1:Yeah. I think we're all just done with it Wasn't that during the fucking, weren't we doing that during fucking Ash Vlog?
Speaker 2:Yes, that is why there's the reason Two real bad things to try to do at the same time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we really screwed the pooch on that one. Well, Doug, what do you got for us? Alright, so the first one I'm going to talk about, Matt, if you want to queue it up, is actually the very top link, the RG Jubilee. So this channel is titled RG Jubilee and it's got almost four and a half thousand subscribers, 431 videos on this channel, and this was just recommended to me, probably because I watch weird shit on my own youtube.
Speaker 1:But, like, I can't even begin to tell you what the fuck is going on here. Um, if you just scroll through the videos, like, if you're just looking at the videos on this channel, um, it's like a mixture of cartoons, 3dD, like animated, and then like actual videos of this woman, and I really truly do not know what the purpose of this is. But, like, for like a couple weeks, she was doing only Apollo 13 stuff and then there's a lot of Rock of Fire Explosion. If you're familiar with that, she does a lot of stuff with that in her videos. Um, I obviously did not go through and watch all of these videos, but if you were to put on like any fucking like video, you're just going to be like what, what the fuck is going on Like?
Speaker 4:uh it just none of it.
Speaker 1:None of it makes sense.
Speaker 2:There's one birthday. Some of these say two and a half hours long yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Some of them are very long. Some are like three minutes, five minutes, Some are 15. And then there's like a two hour, a three, Like there's no rhyme or reason to this, and I like this one is just called the Singing Embryo, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 3:This is a whole movie, froggy. Oh my God, I almost did this.
Speaker 2:Except it says string the Apollo 13 astronauts at the bottom.
Speaker 3:What does that mean?
Speaker 2:But it is a whole fucking movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's like some weird underline, like weird religious shit happening here too. I think, oh yeah, oh yeah, one of them like I, I don't know, I, I really I like I said there's probably enough here to do a whole, a whole ass fucking like episode on right you should have saved this for an episode we, but there's no, no one's telling us we can't do this.
Speaker 2:We're gonna have to revisit this one because I haven't deep-dived this at all.
Speaker 1:I didn't want to deep-dive it. I just wanted to bring it to people's attention that there's this woman doing weird fucking shit on her phone.
Speaker 2:She's in front of a coronavirus. Can we make this? Our little dancing avatar in the corner of all of our videos Sure.
Speaker 3:In the bottom corner.
Speaker 2:Just down in the bottom it's that fucking purple. What was that?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I have to assume that she's doing most of this stuff or taking assets from something else, because I know a lot of it's some movie rips that she's done, but she puts a lot of. There's a lot of editing happening here and I'm not really sure what, what, what the fuck.
Speaker 3:I hope that's edited. No, I don't this. I don't know if there's a lot of editing that goes into this.
Speaker 4:This is what she looks like. This looks like that shit from like e christmas cards that you would like put your face on an elf and they dance yeah, this is yeah, like terrence and parents and Philip, yeah. This is RG Jubilee. This is fucking weird. I'm not going to lie, though. That Earth Day, like like spinning Earth like logo thing, I would have that as like a background. That's like a really cool looking like retro Earth effect thing.
Speaker 3:This one's better, I think 2000, the four horses.
Speaker 4:What in the fuck am I looking at, right?
Speaker 3:now.
Speaker 4:Yeah, audio or audio only listeners.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, yeah, I'm just I don't know a good way to describe this. It's like it's like bad, like early 2000s 3D modeling, but then it's like people dancing in a volcano and there's flames on a deck. And then there was a lion on fire. Yeah, now this house is sinking into the river.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you, this lady has too much time on her hands and I guarantee she's just doing this shit in some program like.
Speaker 2:I guarantee it. Now it just says war and there's a horse on the screen. Four horses declared death and hell, how many videos are there, there's a horse on the screen, four horses declared Death and hell.
Speaker 4:How many videos are there? There's 431. Jesus Christ, oh my God.
Speaker 2:Kill a quarter part of world wit, sword and death and beasts of the earth.
Speaker 4:When was the most recent upload? Two months ago.
Speaker 1:So she's active, she's active, she's active, oh my god and her most popular video is fucking 32 minutes long, has 82,000 views and it's just called Jan and Phil in low just for kids. Cd animated by Rosalie Granziano dot WMV. This explains a lot. It is a full claymation rip of oh my god, oh yeah. She also clearly likes Trump, thank you Does she.
Speaker 3:Because that fucking thing looks like she hates Trump.
Speaker 2:Chucky. So now what we're looking at is like one of those monkey dolls with the symbols that smack together, but it's Trump and it's sitting in her lap. This is like a real live action. This isn't weirdly edited. This is just a video of her in her house.
Speaker 3:I mean, there are people in the background that are yes, yeah, there are we talk about.
Speaker 2:There are cardboard cutouts in the background. They're moving men Olympic athletes, I guess.
Speaker 3:Those are just real and they're moving around. I thought, they were animated, but those are like mechanical.
Speaker 1:It's like they took a cardboard cutout and she put some mechanism to make them.
Speaker 2:Oh no, they're Apollo astronauts. That's what they are.
Speaker 3:While trying to figure that out, I didn't realize what was going on with the fucking monkey Trump thing, his eyeballs are coming out of his head and it's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 4:So not only according to this video, not only is she an editor and can edit her videos, but also she's some sort of engineer, because someone had to make that mechanism for those cardboard cutouts in the background.
Speaker 2:Maybe her cursed son Polly got it for her. The description of this video says my cursed son Polly got me this cute Trump doll. It is a lot of fun. Thank you, Love it.
Speaker 1:What the fuck is a cursed son? Someone in the comments let us know?
Speaker 2:I really hope that isn't supposed to be two separate words. Her cursed son probably. That's exactly what this is.
Speaker 3:This is cursed as fuck what?
Speaker 1:is that. But yeah, this is what sent me down the rabbit hole of the rest of my videos. I was like, okay, well, this is like semi-popular. There's 4,000 people at least that have seen this. There's a ton of videos here here. They're getting a lot of views. And then I kind of went down this you'll see, with my other and my other stuff. I went to like weird unlisted and uh, like really really low view count videos. I kind of went down this like just a weird slope of of how much weirder can I find, you know?
Speaker 3:Oh good, so this is the least weird Gotta, gotta, gotta.
Speaker 2:Fantastic, I'm upset that we're starting the episode with this because I don't think it can get.
Speaker 4:It's gone off the wheels immediately.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you should have done that a bit. It's only going to get worse Because.
Speaker 4:I'm not going to get worse. What? Because I'm not going to lie. I thought I had bangers.
Speaker 2:I think you just want to see. We're just speechless. The audio listeners are just like what the fuck is happening.
Speaker 3:What is going on right now?
Speaker 2:I'm currently watching a video called Biggie 2025 Ship 5566 Movie. That is two hours and nine minutes long, and it is 100% something that she someone made.
Speaker 3:This is Flash right.
Speaker 2:I guess it's the Apollo astronauts with a dog and Elon Musk flying to the moon. Things are happening.
Speaker 3:There's no good way to describe this.
Speaker 2:Oh, the dog's dancing now.
Speaker 1:Oh, hell, yeah, oh, she's in the back yeah, she is in the back.
Speaker 4:So do you think she really loves uh, apollo 13 and nasa?
Speaker 2:well, let me, let's see if this description tells us anything. Hi everybody, it is that time again to celebrate my 55 year of my Apollo 13 cartoons. This one is a big special for this day and mouth because it celebrates also the real mission of Apollo 13 too. Also, it celebrates SpaceX and the starship with Elon Musk. So sit back and enjoy this fun show. It's funny.
Speaker 4:Does she just have some sort of mental disorder. Is this just dementia or something?
Speaker 2:I don't think somebody with dementia could make this yeah that's fair. My uncle's got dementia and, like he, can't remember how to like answer a phone call, so yeah, it's definitely it's.
Speaker 1:I think it's just the way I titled it, and you probably saw this, matt. It's just lady with too much time on her hands, is what I think. It's just the way I titled it, and you probably saw this, matt. It's just lady with too much time on her hands, is what I think wow, okay, what in?
Speaker 3:the ass you're welcome none of us said thank you, doug, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4:I'm very happy that I heard this you didn't even say thank you.
Speaker 2:You said it with your eyes.
Speaker 4:I don't know what that fucking thing is, but I very happy that I heard this. You didn't even say thank you, you said it with your eyes. I don't know what that fucking thing is, but I'm happy that it exists.
Speaker 3:I'm fucking here for it tomorrow when I leave for work, I'm gonna throw this channel on on my living room tv and just see what kind of text messages I get throughout the day please do that, please okay our oh fuck, we just have a camera just like yeah, reaction just dead, stop like what the?
Speaker 4:fuck well um Matt. How do you top it I?
Speaker 2:can't, I 100% cannot so mine um Jesus Christ, all right yeah, I think you won the night on that one, doug. Real talk. Mine is a YouTube channel. I hope so. Well, rather than a video. You know what, Mike.
Speaker 1:Why you gotta be such a hater.
Speaker 2:Okay, let me pull my fucking shit up.
Speaker 4:It's in my blood.
Speaker 2:So my thing is YosemiteBear62. Some people may have heard of this man. If not, you may be familiar with the double rainbow video. Yeah, oh no, yeah, so the double rainbow video.
Speaker 3:He died. Oh my God, I'm so happy you're doing this. Sorry, matt, go ahead.
Speaker 2:So the Double Rainbow video is a video that was uploaded in 2010. And it like blew up. It became super viral. But it was posted on YouTube by this guy named YosemiteBear62. His username at the time was actually HungryBear9562, but his name was Paul Vasquez. He used to be a truck driver and he quit his job and he bought an eight-acre plot of land right outside of Yosemite National Park, which is why he's called Yosemite Bear. His nickname is Bear. He calls himself Bear in all of his videos. So he started vlogging about his life around 2007. And on January 8th of 2010, he posted the famous Double Rainbow video, which is just called Yosemite Mountain. Double Rainbow 1810.
Speaker 3:How many views do?
Speaker 2:you think that has 51 million views. It's just him in his front yard near Yosemite and there's two rainbows going across the sky and he's like, oh my god, it's a double fucking rainbow. And he's losing his mind and he almost breaks down crying in this video because he's like it's so beautiful all the way um.
Speaker 2:so anyway, jimmy kimmel reposted this to his twitter account and said that it was the funniest video in the world, and after that happened, it gained over a million views, and then it just kept growing and growing and growing to today where it's got 51 million views. And he was in the. So Vasquez was interviewed about this later and he claims he was sober when the video was recorded and he ended up going on a bunch of talk shows, including Kemmel and Tosh oh, which I didn't even know, Tosh oh no, was still a thing at 2010.
Speaker 2:But oh shit, yeah. So he went on Tosh.0, and he ended up getting lots of roles in a bunch of commercials. But that's not what's particularly interesting about this. What's particularly interesting about this is he died in 2020. So in a Facebook post on May 3rd 2020, he said that he wasn't feeling good and that he was feeling feverish and that he was having trouble breathing and he didn't go to the hospital, and he said that he looked forward to being reincarnated and enjoying the ride.
Speaker 2:So he died in the emergency room the next or the next day, on no a few days later, may 11th or may 9th. So he died in the emergency room. Apparently, he was tested for covid, but the results of the test weren't actually publicly released. He was 57 at the time. It's he had some health issues. If you go through and watch some of his videos, um, people pretty much agree that he got COVID and died as a combination of COVID and his poor health in general. The interesting part is, if you go to YosemiteBear62, the YouTube page, you will notice a video was posted a day ago and five days ago and six days ago and six days ago, and multiple uploads a day for the past five years. How's this possible? Well, it turns out that this guy had scheduled.
Speaker 2:He recorded so many videos of his life and they're just like random little snippets of things that he was doing or whatever he was up to for the day. Or just him talking to the camera and he scheduled them years in advance. One Reddit post claims that this that he scheduled in 15 years into the future. I'm not sure.
Speaker 2:It's a long time, that number. I couldn't actually find like a source for the 15 years, but nevertheless, we're here five years on and they're still being posted and, like I said, it's a lot of fucking videos. They're like multiple minutes long and it's like multiple, sometimes multiple videos a day, but it's interesting to like see this guy's life. Um, there's a bunch of different plot lines going on here, because they're posted out of order. So the date that they're recorded is in the title of the video, but they're just posted in completely random order. So, like a month ago he uploaded something from 2015. But then a couple days before that, he may have uploaded something from 2019. A couple days before that, and so, like you see these things that he's going through, but you get snippets of it as they're uploaded. Um, there is so like he got a bunch of attention for being this really, um, kind of humble, seeming like super jovial, like friendly, like teddy bear kind of guy.
Speaker 2:Um the weird part of this is, if you dig into the videos, you start to see that, like he is not exactly what he seems to be on the on the surface. Like there's one video where he talks about actually being severely depressed and not wanting to be alive anymore and that his his, uh he at one point he had lost 180 pounds and then he broke his ankle and then he gained all the weight back and he said that he didn't want to be alive anymore and that if he could get some money, he would go to Thailand and try to get his ankle operated on. You can tell, like in some of the vlog videos, that his mental state kind of goes up and down and he definitely had some stuff going on. One of the most disturbing things, I think, is so around 2015 I think it started in 2014. This ended in late 2015.
Speaker 2:I think he met this met this woman named Laura, and Laura shows up and starts living with him and there's some really uncomfortable videos where he starts filming her when she obviously doesn't want to be filmed, and then there's a really uncomfortable video where she actually records a vlog on her own and and she talks about how, like things aren't going well with bear, and then she starts to say some like really uncomfortable stuff about him, like how he's kind of manipulative and that he's not exactly what he seems like he is on the camera. This video only has 300 views, so I think almost nobody knows that this kind of stuff is there but the deeper you dig into it, the more it's like she.
Speaker 2:She says in this video that he over shares to an extreme degree and he 100 over shares to an extreme degree. So if you want to get real uncomfortable by like digging into a dead person's psyche and like seeing every intimate moment of their life, here's here you go for you and it's gonna keep coming for the next 10 years yeah, that's wild.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm so happy you brought that up, because the first time I heard that story I heard that he kept uh, he scheduled posts like x amount of time in advance. Um, but I was always kind of under the impression that this guy was like a I don't know like an internet idol. Kind of like the impression that this guy was like a internet idol, kind of like someone you aspire to be a good person all through and through.
Speaker 2:But it's, it's he may have been a good guy because, like most people, most people only put out like what they want you to see, right, everybody? Has moments they're not proud of and like things about them that they wish people didn't know. This guy didn't hide any of that shit. Yeah, like she. Obviously she recorded the video, but he had to have posted it yeah, right, right.
Speaker 2:So he was like yeah, he chose to be like I want people to see this, and there's videos where he's like talking about her breaking up with him and then there's like a video where he talks about she gets mad at him because he posted a video that she didn't want filmed and then it ended up on the front page of Reddit. And it's just like even when he fucks up, he's like gonna film it and post it.
Speaker 4:Damn, he really is. Just like you said, recording every aspect of his life, ups and downs.
Speaker 3:You get to see him, it's a g song channel where he just like oh, yeah, like that set a camera up to watch him sleep in the park for like two hours. Yeah, there's some shit content, baby, it's content apparently I mean in even after she.
Speaker 2:She posted that video of her talking about him. She decided to stick around for a while because she shows up in videos that were apparently recorded like a year after that, so I guess I don't know who knows. That's fucking weird. I wonder how much money he made solely off of Double Rainbow. I don't know if he made it. I don't know. He lives in a trailer Right Down by the river. Yeah well, I, I don't think I'm kidding. Uh, he's in a river a lot of them.
Speaker 2:His land is pretty like. It doesn't look like he lives in very good conditions, which I'm sure contributed to him not making it. But Damn yeah, if you want to get uncomfortably close to a person who has been dead for five years.
Speaker 1:Died for five years.
Speaker 2:Yeah, here's your opportunity.
Speaker 3:That's nuts. That's super cool. Yeah, I don't think any of. We all saw the Double Rainbow video when it came out. It was big right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but our listeners are like 15 years old, so they're born around the time that's fair.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was just a super positive, super uplifting video, that kind of double rainbow all the way all the way like 90 positive.
Speaker 4:There's like a Honda commercial that they use that on or something and they just like, put like a Honda underneath the rainbow. They're just like.
Speaker 2:It's so beautiful yeah, if you go look at his Wikipedia page, there's a bunch of fucking commercials and shit that he's been in. He was in briefly an extra in a movie, I think, yeah.
Speaker 4:I wonder if he was in that. Was it Weezer Pork and Beans? I? Wonder if he was in Pork and Beans, who's to say Jason?
Speaker 2:You're. So maybe you got Weezer. Would that have been before, but Weezer Beezer.
Speaker 3:Yeah, maybe I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so.
Speaker 4:Jason, what do you got? Get us out of this depressing hole of Rainbow man that died and is apparently not as good a person as you thought. I guess this goes to show never meet your heroes.
Speaker 3:Speaking of heroes, I found a channel and it's just Road Pavement 2. Nice Electric Boogaloo. Electric Boogaloo, I will say. And just to start all of this off, this is advertised as Life and Times of a disabled person. This is a lot. There's a lot going on here. A lot of these videos seem pretty normal and they're all over the place in the terms of lengths. However, I will say they're still posted. This last video was posted 10 hours ago. The one before that was 22 hours ago, 23 hours ago, a day ago, three days ago, three days ago. He posts a ton.
Speaker 1:Wow, that is a baby coming out of a vagina. Oh, it goes back in, don't worry what.
Speaker 3:That's the point.
Speaker 2:Did I accidentally share something? No, this is all on YouTube, man.
Speaker 3:We are looking at this on YouTube, so I'm assuming it can be on YouTube.
Speaker 1:Just don't hover over the first pick. Don't leave the cursor over the first video. Thank you, Doug. Maybe don't play any of the videos I'm not sure at this point.
Speaker 2:We're staying right here on the home screen. You can, I will say if right here on the on the home screen you can, you can, okay, I will say, if you click on the twitch is that was maybe, who knows, oh it's twitch different?
Speaker 3:I don't, because these are all. These are literally um. A lot of these uh images are pulled from like, um medical animations of like how things are, like how things work and stuff see, this is educational twitch, listen it is, and if you want to know what we're actually talking about here, there are a lot of videos on this page, um, of something that this man claims to be called unbirthing so this one is a young woman becomes a virgin again, and this animation is okay to play some videos.
Speaker 1:I just like randomly clicked through a bunch and nothing.
Speaker 3:There's nothing to.
Speaker 4:Let's go.
Speaker 1:There might be some things said on a few of the videos.
Speaker 3:Most of it, and again, this is the life and times of a disabled person. I'm not exactly sure how this guy is disabled, in what way, based on the videos, I don't know, but these. It's like he's obsessed with these unbirthing videos and sharing with the world how women can make themselves virgins again, and that's by simply taking the child that they just gave birth to, and just putting it back.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:So this A Young Woman, woman becomes a virgin again video. It's it's almost five minutes long. A lot of these videos are like 48 seconds a minute. This is almost five minutes long and it's medical animations of just this fucking. This it's a baby and it just goes right back into the woman's body, curls and you just see, like the shit. It's almost like the. If you played the ace ventura scene when he comes out of the rhinos ass, just in, like the. It's almost like the. If you played the ace ventura scene when he comes out of the rhino's ass, just in reverse, and it's very strange if anyone needs to know what software is using, you can always use wonder share filmora.
Speaker 3:He's using the free plan um, there's a lot of other videos that are just super random. There's one that's like I'm gonna hire a private investigator and it's him. You can't understand half the things he says, he rambles on. But the one right below that is just called I have a honeydew melon and it's a minute video of how he has a honeydew melon oh, I'm looking guy.
Speaker 4:There's a lot of anime on here. When you say he's, he's disabled, is this in the physical variety or mental? I don't know.
Speaker 3:Okay, and I don't want to listen to him anime. You know, you know, shut up Doug um, but yeah, so if you keep scrolling down you'll go through. There's a bunch of anime videos. There's a five-minute video that's called a full-blown drunk gets zapped by the police, so apparently he takes great joy in watching there's these altercations.
Speaker 3:There's one called road pavement versus pedo bear, and it's it just seems like whenever he feels like recording something, it doesn't matter what the fuck it is he just kind of does it and that's it. Here's a cool video called you live twice, but die once. Sounds like a James Bond movie. It does, because it makes no fucking sense, seriously. Um, there's, oh, there's another one that he says. It's called I lost 500 pounds by simply eating or by simply shitting.
Speaker 2:I got my shits pat by shitting hard in the lawn, yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry. I have lost 500 pounds by using the toilet. There you go. I guess you were there. Yeah, I'm sorry, I have lost 500 pounds by using the toilet.
Speaker 4:There you go. I guess you were there. Yeah, I was close. But is he eating all that lard? He might, because it'll just come out smooth, like Matt said. So he's good to go.
Speaker 3:This individual was on 4chan quite frequently.
Speaker 4:That explains a lot.
Speaker 2:So he is mentally Well, I mean he's got. He's got a pedo bear reference in here, which is a reference I have not seen in years years.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like holy shit. Yeah, that's, he definitely frequented fortune. Um, there's a. He was real, real pissed off when fortune went down, except for amanda's birthday cake, but that's a story for a different time what hang on, Jason, we'll get right back to you.
Speaker 2:We were at Amanda's birthday a few months ago and her friend puts down this giant cookie cake that has a bear on it. It didn't occur to me, I didn't really think about it, and then I was like, oh, it's a bear. And he was like, yeah, it's a pedo bear.
Speaker 1:And I was like oh, that's a bear.
Speaker 4:And he was like, yeah, it's a pedo bear. And I was like, oh, that's a reference Cool.
Speaker 1:That's a reference.
Speaker 2:I haven't heard in a long time.
Speaker 3:Dude back in the dig days.
Speaker 2:And then I proceeded to tell this story, which is back in the dig days. I got the most downvoted comment I've ever left on anything in my entire life. There was a post that was at the top of dig that was like somebody who was falsely accused of molestation or something had been released from prison and and I'd made an ascii pedo bear and stuck it in in the comment. And then I was like I'm free and and I got like like 1500 down votes and like lots of people were blind, just being like what the fuck man
Speaker 3:I'm free. Yeah, there's Thanks 2011. There's not a lot to this. There is a lot to this channel, but not like A lot of substance. I don't think.
Speaker 4:Well, quantity over quality, it's fucking hundreds Um.
Speaker 3:He says something about President Trump here.
Speaker 4:They always do, so it is the mentally disabled type. Okay, I'm sensing a pattern here they always do, they always do, so it is the mentally disabled type, okay president trump's mass deportation program, which is great.
Speaker 3:One of my favorite dualities here, though, is there's one video. It says I, I have stopped making the unbirthing videos literal. Next day he posts a how to make unbirthing videos he posted one 11 hours ago.
Speaker 4:So right, like obviously you're not baiting switched also, I'm curious, because the name of the page is road pavement. Two where's one, where's one? What happened to one?
Speaker 3:or is this like maybe look up road pavement on youtube real quick, so it comes up two, where's one, where's one? What happened?
Speaker 4:to one, or is this like somebody already had? Like maybe, yeah, look up road pavement on youtube real quick see what comes up.
Speaker 3:Doug, get on it um the only other piece of information I have about this guy is he is a self-proclaimed psychic doctor and psychic therapist again the mental yes, this. All tracks are here, okay yeah, there's an equation being being written down here and I think we can solve it now yeah, he's got a cash app he's got cash yeah he does. He's got cash app.
Speaker 3:There's a store in a fourth wall yeah, a fourth wall store you can buy stuff from for this, uh, from this guy. I didn't look at that because I was too he's got kamala harris for president 2025 glasses pick a lane dude.
Speaker 4:Is it Trump or Kamala man?
Speaker 2:oh, he's got president Trump 2025 ones too, though oh, so he's just playing he's an arms dealer in this war. Oh god, there was porn.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, I didn't expect that he's got a hentai unbirthing mat well if YouTube didn't?
Speaker 4:catch if YouTube didn't catch.
Speaker 2:Uh uh, horus orifices oh god, I think we're safe this time around.
Speaker 4:Man, we're toast we're toast on Twitch, you know. Funny enough speaking of just like titties on YouTube. So before I found out, before I had HBO, I was looking for a way to watch the Spawn cartoon from the 90s oh my god, yeah it's the awesome shit. Fucking. Youtube's got a bunch of it and there's nudity in that, and it's just all on YouTube. Youtube don't care. It's got hundreds of thousands of and there's nudity in that, and it's just all on YouTube. Youtube don't care. It's got hundreds of thousands of views.
Speaker 4:They don't give a damn.
Speaker 2:We need to remember to delete this bot after this.
Speaker 4:Yes, yes, save it and forget it. Bye. Well, thank you for you know, I'm not going to say thank you, I'm just going to say way to find that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no one should be thanking me for the hellish rabbit hole I just can. We presented to them cash app him and in the comment section, just be like hey I stopped.
Speaker 4:I unbirthed, but it came out again anyway. Am I a double mom or a double virgin now? I don't know, I've lost track no baby no, like me a triple version. Put it back yeah, can I triple up On this shit? Yeah, what time are we at? Right now.
Speaker 2:Probably about 40ish minutes, 48 minutes and a bunch of that. We couldn't hear you Starting the stream, yeah he restarted the stream 48 minutes, so we got.
Speaker 4:Let's go, let's do a couple more yeah.
Speaker 1:I can. I can definitely Knock two out and one go with the rest of my shit.
Speaker 4:So yeah, all right. Well, let me go next. Nope, mr impatient over here. So, matt, go ahead and look up mr zed for me. Go to that channel for me. So let me give you a little bit of backstory on mr zed here. Mr Zed is a Robot From the future. He's come back in time to do Stand up comedy in the 1980s. This is real what? No, it's not. Mr Zed did actual stand up comedy in the 80s. His whole shtick was he was a robot. He did robot pun jokes and everything.
Speaker 4:He's very good at doing the robot and jokes and everything holy. He's very good.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it is very good at doing the robot like and movements and everything holy shit he's very good at being a robot, but the weird thing is his stand-up pretty great, pretty fun. He had a tv show that lasted like three episodes and I believe that was in like the early to mid 90s and with that show they decided you know, cgi is pretty popular right now. We have no budget, we could probably do a lot with that right, and so they tried. This shit looks like it should be some weird analog horror youtube thing, but it's all legit. It doesn't look like it should be a legit TV show, but it is.
Speaker 4:I'm very fascinated with this man, he, and to describe what he looks like, he looks like a Ken doll. Essentially. He's got like plastic hair, his he put like makeup on to look plastic. He, his clothes are plastic key as well, and he's doing you know, fucking. He's moving around like a robot and he does like robot mannerisms. It's truly fascinating. Again, it's Mr Zed, but his show again should not exist. It's weird, it's, it's unnerving. If you ask me, what do you boys think?
Speaker 1:I I've seen this guy before. It's he's. He's pretty silly. I didn't realize he had a show, though, so it's very interesting. The graphics are similar to Fucking Drowned God yeah 100%.
Speaker 4:It gives off Max Headroom vibes.
Speaker 3:Yes, it does Hugely Max.
Speaker 4:Bigly.
Speaker 3:But honestly.
Speaker 4:He did some stuff Like up until like the 2000s and whatnot. He's not really heard of anymore, but he was still doing it. There's some more like higher Quality videos of him still doing the shtick and you can tell he's older now.
Speaker 2:I bet the effect isn't as convincing With the videos better quality. I don't know.
Speaker 4:I'm sure, but like I just found it truly fascinating. I stumbled upon that a long time ago, with the videos better quality, I don't know, oh I'm sure, but like I just found it truly fascinating. I stumbled upon that a long time ago. I wanted us to talk about it, but you know, there's not really an opportunity to talk about an actual TV show from the 80s with just a weird robot man. But I just thought it was a truly fascinating thing. Everyone should go. Look up Mr Zed. I kid you not. When I found him I probably watched his videos for a good hour and a half two hours straight Because I was just so enveloped by it. And they're entertaining. He's funny. It's 80s humor, so take it with that grain of salt, but he's funny. He's got a very good, slightly racist overtones.
Speaker 3:No, not even that.
Speaker 4:It's just timely references. It's like 80s, late 90s, early 90s, shit like that. He did a. He did a really cool um, um, I don't like I guess episode or something. I think he was on some like you know, they got like america's got talent. Yeah, he was on some show like that a while ago I think, and he did like a more like it was like a stand-up thing, but it got a little creepy at a certain point because there's a moment where, like it's like oh, I'm downloading the new Mr Zed like body and everything, so like they pulled out like this robot, like um, this, like robot legit robot and like the face nice what.
Speaker 2:Mr Zedcom has got a bunch of information, or you can also go to. Zedcom and there's just a bunch of fucking videos on here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the dude, I like the one where he's beating off just a whole bunch but as a robot, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. I am about to come Coming in three.
Speaker 4:Coming, coming Exe Loading Come.
Speaker 3:Why is?
Speaker 4:it a side protocol? Why is it a subroutine?
Speaker 1:Why is it?
Speaker 4:a subroutine. Hell yeah. Yeah, that's all I got on Mr Z, but truly a fascinating man. I highly recommend watching some of his work.
Speaker 3:He's very fun, that does look like a lot of fun. I don't know. Two hours. I feel like I would get over the shtick pretty quick.
Speaker 4:But I enjoy the like early 90s comedy stand up because it was such a cocaine riddled vibe. It's that. And like the amazing Jonathan, yes, fucking incredible, that is cocaine riddled. Yeah, his old shit is insanely good 80s Wall Street and 90s comedy.
Speaker 2:They got the same, same, same vibes.
Speaker 3:The Venn diagram is basically a circle.
Speaker 4:That was mine, dougoug, you have more I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna do two real quick because they're short, um so, kind of, going back to my other channel, uh, once I like was looking for stuff, I was like man, I want to come across like a low, a low viewed, like no subscriber channel. Um so, matt, if you want to pull up, uh, the one that says weird low count channel, um, it's called entry dot, no entry. Uh, uh, it's.
Speaker 3:Doug, since you're talking about low counts, just to add to mine my, I think the average views on the ones I was talking about is like 38 views, it's just itty bitties yeah. You're doing another low count.
Speaker 1:This is like four subscribers, eight videos They've got. It looks like 65 views, or 68 views is the max that they have on there. If you click on any of these, it's exactly what you expect. It's gonna sound like it's just some weird fucking noise over some creepy picture. That's it. There's no. There's like no cameras. There's like no, there's like no comments on like any of these videos either. Um, oh yeah, I forgot.
Speaker 2:I was gonna try and translate that there's like no comments on like any of these videos either.
Speaker 3:Um, ooh, there's some. Oh yeah, I forgot, I was going to try and translate that.
Speaker 1:I didn't, I didn't do that, but uh yeah, there's like I just saw Matt.
Speaker 4:Just he's like, ooh, I've never seen more laser focus.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I think some of them, I think some of them have description yeah, some of them, some of them do some of them don't but uh, that's it.
Speaker 1:It's just this really weird low count channel it's that doesn't have any rhyme or reason, all the video it's like there for just purely being creepy. Um, and then that got me thinking composition, and that got me thinking about how many like how many unlisted videos are out there just floating around that you could come across or just kind of I don't know like think about like all the weird people who probably just unlist a bunch of weird shit, right, and then I came across this unlisted video in the Redditverse.
Speaker 1:Real quick, matt. Can you read that?
Speaker 2:description they comb and they comb and they comb and they comb and they comb and they comb and they comb and they comb and they comb and they comb and they comb. But my body isn't my hair. What is this? Did asked for this? I must be mistaken. I mustn't feel dirty. What a disgrace.
Speaker 4:No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Can you put that into a text to speech.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no. Fine, that's fine. And dandy, I found, I found the low count channel I was looking for there you go, it did its job, it's doing its job, it's staying low count.
Speaker 4:You know I'm saying so it's like that um, what was it? Uh, kfc murder chicks. The genre where it's like what's it's deep internet, is that once it?
Speaker 3:hits 20 views on youtube or any kind of video, it disqualifies itself from the genre yeah, right.
Speaker 1:So again, I found that and I was like I I went down a rabbit hole of all these like unlisted videos that I could find. There's some pretty good, like reddit, uh posts about it all, um, but if you pull up the one, uh, that says she died in india. Matt, that's the weird. I found this unlisted fucking video and it just says the same thing over and over. It's two minutes long and it just says she died in india two years later, over and over again, and I don't really know why. Um, apparently it's a part of a poem, I guess.
Speaker 1:Actually the comments on this video are very funny, um, like someone who's just like we die in an india with this one. And then, uh, someone was just like guys, hear me out, she died in india two years later. Um, it's just like all that kind of shit. But I was just, I was kind of going through and like some of the, some of the unlisted videos that I was like looking at or finding it's just like surely says a lot about dying, in india too, it's just I don't know.
Speaker 1:It makes me wonder, like what unlisted shit is out there. You know what I'm saying. Like it's just, it's just weird to think about. But uh, also, if you just like, click on this person's youtube. There's nothing on it, it's just. Yeah, it's just nothing. Oh, this person.
Speaker 2:This person says this randomly one time. I heard this randomly one time and during my security night shift I suddenly started thinking about it. This makes me think, though. This is the sort of thing I don't know if you guys saw where somebody made a post that let people know that like mattress firm was getting these new mattresses that are bed frames, I think that had speakers in them, but they were bluetooth speakers and they had absolutely no like security on them at all oh god you could just walk past the mattress firm and just connect your phone to it and play whatever the fuck you wanted, and the employees?
Speaker 2:the employees couldn't do anything about it other than unplug the things because there was no controls on the bluetooth speaker and apparently it was loud as hell. So that's what I'm thinking you should do with this, is just play this over one of those speakers, so all the mattress firm people are just like Just cast it to whatever Jumbotron has a Chromecast attached to it.
Speaker 1:There you go when you're in an apartment and you see people's random Samsung TVs and shit that you can cast to there and you see people's random like their Samsung TVs and shit that you can cast here.
Speaker 2:there you go, there's an idea.
Speaker 3:Here you're watching this now.
Speaker 2:My neighbor started that to me the other day.
Speaker 4:Your neighbor.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was. So the houses in my neighborhood are pretty close to each other and I was sitting on the couch watching NASCAR and all of a sudden that thing pops up and it's like like Kirk's iPhone wants to cast your TV and I was like no fuck you.
Speaker 3:You should have let him.
Speaker 2:Then I closed it and I was like I should have let him do that.
Speaker 4:Maybe it was a call for help. I'm locked in the bathroom. This is the only way I know how to get a hold of you. Matt will help me. I have to connect to his TV.
Speaker 2:You know, now that I think of it. I haven't seen Kirk in one.
Speaker 4:What else do you have? You said, he had a two for a two, two for grace here.
Speaker 1:Well, that was, that was, it was this one, and that was the that was video. Oh, oh, right, Right, I have one more that we'll talk about later if we have time, but I don't actually think we can even show any of the videos on Twitch I'd love to see it. Is Gore allowed on Twitch?
Speaker 3:Can we just get a Pornhub channel where we put all the videos we're not allowed to stream to Twitch? Good idea.
Speaker 1:Truly, I just can't even believe that this last channel I have is on YouTube at all. So well, yeah, Anyways, go, go, go forth. Well, Matt, do you have another one?
Speaker 2:I have a personal request A lost media, if you will.
Speaker 4:Do you want to do it?
Speaker 2:Yeah, sure, it'll take five seconds, all right. So this is a personal lost media request I have and I know nobody who listens to this podcast is going to have this, but I'm thinking about starting my own search for it because I've tried to find it. There's a NASCAR driver named Denny Hamlin and if you don't know who that is, it's not relevant at all really but in 2015, he did this promotion with Denny's, the restaurant and they put this thing out. It was a couple of it was at least two YouTube videos and a website, but it was called Denny's Denny's and the idea was that Denny's, that Denny was born.
Speaker 2:Denny Hamlin was born in the parking lot of a Denny's and that's why his name is Denny and like there's these like surrealist humor videos that are totally off brand for like a NASCAR advertising like program, but it's like he talks about how, like all he's ever wanted in life was to like own a Denny's and have his own item on the Denny's menu and stuff. And there's like these at least a few minutes long, at least a couple of YouTube videos where he's like designing menus, item menu items and like dreaming about Denny's and stuff, and I just remember them being super fucking funny, but they deleted them. They deleted the YouTube videos and they're not on the Wayback Machine. If you go back on the Wayback Machine you can find the metadata, like the pages, but the video. They didn't archive the videos and I cannot find the videos anywhere and I need to see Denny's, denny's.
Speaker 4:Again, I need to see Denny get a.
Speaker 3:Grand Slam. We just need to like yeah, anyone who listens to us I feel like people that listen to us or any podcast like us. There'd be a pretty good chance of one of you having a handle on some lost media leads Right.
Speaker 2:I'm going to get on the fucking Lost Media forums and I'm going to be like Denny's, Denny's who's got it?
Speaker 4:I know one of you who's got it? Help me up.
Speaker 2:Got Denny's, denny's.
Speaker 4:You heard it everybody Get to work. Yeah, losers, we don't pay you to sit around, get out, we don't pay you. Well, three more here. I can probably run through them pretty quickly. So my first one is just called Somebody. The user on YouTube is TheyAreSomebody, and what you get out of this is basically Wait, matt, are you looking at Denny's?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I had an article about Denny's.
Speaker 1:You can see.
Speaker 2:I can find lots of screenshots from the videos. This is one of them which you can see. I mean, tell me, you know this is going to be funny, right? But then you get all the way to the bottom and here's where the YouTube video would be if I had one.
Speaker 3:If I had one.
Speaker 2:Anyway.
Speaker 4:Well, yeah, they're really teasing you with that one Little bastards Blue balled you all the way to the end. Yeah, somebody find Denny's Denny Watch it. Someone's gonna have like a DVD with those on there or something like that.
Speaker 2:You know the Denny's, Denny's collection. Yeah there's some around there.
Speaker 4:Anyway, this is called Somebody. The handle on youtube is they are somebody and it is 16 videos. It's got almost 100 000 followers. The videos do relatively well. I mean, you'll see a lot of them hit like 2.3 million. One is 2.3 million, the other has like a mil. Some only have like 43 000, so they kind of vary. But um, they're, yeah, they're basically just weird, like angel statues and other, like liminal seeming.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this is like liminal horror test footage.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and if you click on it there's nothing really happening, just still images with like very odd music. It's like Victorian esque music odd music, it's like victorian-esque music, like it's like like that weird horror kind of so like the, the soundtrack to the lincolnshire poker poacher numbers station yeah, um, but yeah, it's just like there's not a whole lot to them, but they're, they're, they're kind of a vibe I'm not gonna lie like it's eerily calming that's a way to describe this like the music that comes with it and everything it's. It's.
Speaker 2:It's like, if you're super into horror stuff, I terror yeah it's, it's music to scare too, um christ, that's all it is music to murder, to music to slowly lose your grip on reality too yeah, yeah, that literally just looks like, uh, just analog horror, like test footage yeah, but if you like the music, uh, mike, they have the links to the music in their descriptions yeah, yeah, they're not like.
Speaker 4:I think it's like a somewhat music channel type of thing. I don't know.
Speaker 2:Well, this one just says song question, question, question.
Speaker 4:Question question. Question question. I just made this. I hope y'all like it. That's what they said.
Speaker 3:It's a short remixing the video.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but yeah, I don't know, it's a vibe dude, it's a creepy vibe. If you like it, there you go. This makes me feel like I'm in an alternate universe of the Mandela catalog, where the alternates are all nice.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I get that, what oh?
Speaker 4:Mandela catalog. But yeah, it's oddly religious feeling, oddly soothing, I can't describe it. Just go look it up. It's called Somebody and their profile picture is this blank it's just a dark spot to match the dark background so it doesn't look like they have a profile picture. It's interesting.
Speaker 2:There's this one with like these abandoned, like buildings that are like one window wide and if you look at the top common is $10,000 apartment in New York. Uh yeah recommend it.
Speaker 4:It's weird, and then I'll talk about the other one, and then I have one more after that. I shall just knock it on mine Then, doug, do you want to wrap us up? Sure, oh yeah, all right. So next one I have is Mick Baldy, mc dot. B-a-l-d-i-e-e. Now this mcbaldie, mcbaldie. Now this one's a bit weirder.
Speaker 4:This seems like it's some sort of like gothic religious undertone overtones slapping you in the face it's like an analog horror type of thing, and every video you click on it's like and the wise mother told the children of the night behave and be nice.
Speaker 3:Oh is it a vampire thing?
Speaker 4:Not really. It's all focusing on this one masked angel type of person, but everything's kind of AI generated. I'm getting that vibe, especially from the first video. The first video definitely does kind of treat it like it's supposed to be an analog horror. It's called how to Be Human and it starts off with like ah, ah, ah, there's music. I don't want copyright, but it's like how to Be Human. And then it's like an AI-generated picture of a church and the audio is like this is where humans live and they believe in angels and blah, blah, blah. Uh, um, angels have fun, nice faces and things like that. It's very odd. Um, there are there's 181 videos and this dude be uploading. It's like it's like three uploads a week. Now. Everything is relatively short, Like they're usually around two to three minutes long, which is good, Um, but it's very you already talked about the comments on some of these videos.
Speaker 4:Not yet there's so many. Why?
Speaker 1:we're fine.
Speaker 4:Oh, also there's one called channel 14 real quick, and it's like a news acre type of thing.
Speaker 1:Yes, of course I. I just I. I was just looking at some of the comments on stuff and, like everyone is so positive yeah it's weird. It's weird, that's not. You know, there's nobody joking around, it's mostly just people being like, oh my, like so so many good blessings for everyone like it's just weird to see.
Speaker 3:I don't, I don't know yeah, it's very odd, curated very hard. Can I just say that comment said the sky used to go hunk shoe, but now it goes shoe hunk.
Speaker 1:I'm literally looking at that comment right now. Were you really? Is that when the sky learned to breathe backwards? Yeah?
Speaker 4:yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:That's wild. I found the incel videos.
Speaker 3:We're like YouTube common Eskimo brothers.
Speaker 4:Oh, you found the incel video.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, which ones are the incel videos?
Speaker 4:The. How does someone ask you for a friend? Um, but yeah, this is just very fascinating to me. I, there's something here. Maybe we'll come back to this one day and cover it in an actual episode. I don't know, um, something here. Maybe we'll come back to this one day and cover it in an actual episode. I don't know, um, maybe, but I look super interesting. I really wanted to bring it up. Just because it's the, the that is fucked. This, yeah, yeah, the fucking religious overtones is beating in the head with it all. Yeah, the way, everything. Like one of them, again like one of them's. Just like, uh, do not, do not, uh, uh, delve into the past for too long as you learn from the past. But you don't want to stay in the past, because the past, although you can learn from it, can also bind you and it just like it's like biblical talk you know what I mean Like you're reading from the Bible.
Speaker 1:It's very strange stuff, very self-helpy.
Speaker 4:But then you got this weird creepy angel thing doing it all. It's all. It's like it's. It's all self-helpy, but it's like devilish at the same time.
Speaker 3:Amanda found Denny's Denny's.
Speaker 4:Hold on, amanda found Denny's. Denny's Yay, she found Denny's.
Speaker 3:Denny's. I think Matt might be leaving. Gotta go, I think.
Speaker 4:Matt's done for the night Running the stream.
Speaker 2:Okay, it's the short Denny's Denny's video.
Speaker 4:So there's two videos, but she found one of them Hell yeah. How did she find it that you couldn't?
Speaker 2:Somebody uploaded a NASCAR Denny Hamlin commercial compilation three years ago and it's like five minutes into it. Hell yeah, dude, jesus, it's so specific.
Speaker 1:I was like I'm not going to go through it Anyway.
Speaker 4:Anyway, that's MC Baldy.
Speaker 2:I haven't listened to anything that's happened for the last five minutes. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:That's MC.
Speaker 2:Baldy Probably better for your health.
Speaker 4:My last one, and then Duck and Takeover. A lot of people have probably seen these already. Oh yeah, it's from Mr Friend and it's those the moon woke up short videos that you see all the time on youtube now when I first found this it wasn't that big, but now they've garnered like millions of views on their, their videos, but it's like a whole series series. Now they got like episodes and shit like it's up to episode five now I wish they would change the face never they're all the same.
Speaker 4:But yeah, mr friend, it's, it's a funny little, it's a fun, little cool thing. It's just the moon suddenly just grew a mouth and eyes and started eating planets and shit, kind of fun. But this is definitely just like a guy's like youtube channel just for like to show off his like three-year rendering and stuff he's got like, yeah, pokemon stuff, there's like cthulhu, there's godzilla shorts, there's. It's just a bunch of shorts that looks like this guy's making. Yeah, just a bunch of shorts that looks like they're making. Just a cool little video, cool little channel. Highly recommend looking at it, mr Friend. Mr Flint Doug, get us out of here and then we can watch some Denny's Denny's.
Speaker 1:Alright. So In my conquest of finding the weirdest Shit on YouTube, it led me to A YouTube channel just called Llama. Finding the weirdest shit on YouTube. It led me to a YouTube channel just called Llama98579, but it's titled Noah Martin.
Speaker 1:Matt, don't put this up you can go and look at the channel if you want, but it's a long story short.
Speaker 1:The reason I found the channel was because of a video called the Effects of Datura funny shit, and if you're familiar with what Datura is, it's a really potent hallucinogen and yeah. So long story short. The video itself is really stupid. It's just like this guy tripping balls, like two guys tripping balls and the people they're with just being really annoying. It's like the the worst trip babysitters I've ever seen in my life. I actually would just hate to know these people, as is, as in general. But that video, aside from all the other videos on here randomly, has to do with something called Morgellons disease, and if you're not familiar with what that is which I wasn't either it's a very poorly understood condition characterized by skin lesions, crawling sensations and the presence of fibers or filaments emerging from embedded within the skin, and some medical professionals classify it as a form of delusional parasitosis and others think it's the possibility of an infectious cause potentially linked to Lyme's disease. But I digress.
Speaker 3:Lyme's disease or Lynch's disease Lyme's.
Speaker 2:Unfortunately, all the videos are of surgery of this guy's face, just saying everything out of this, his like body, like full blown someone with a pair of wire cutters digging into their arm is what it is, yeah it's glad I'm not looking at that, that's yeah, it like literally he's cutting these like little chunks of shit, like growing around like these, like literally like little sores around his body out of his arm and like out of his different places.
Speaker 1:And there's like literally like 14 videos of just this happening, although one video is called massive UFO and it's just like a dot in the sky, which is clearly a plane.
Speaker 2:But it's like he's trying to pull something out of this gigantic. I'm glad I don't know that he's cut in his arm. It's like he's yeah, it's snipping at something like he's trying to dig something out of the like. He's trying to dig something out of the like he's trying to pull like.
Speaker 1:Like a bullet or something out. Like in the movies you know.
Speaker 2:When they like, go in and grab the bullet and yank it out. It's like that, but he's not grabbing anything.
Speaker 4:It's like he thinks there's something there, but there's nothing in there, oh God, it's awful. I hate it. I'm glad I don't have this up right now. That'll make me pass out. We don't want to see that on Twitch, or do we, let's see.
Speaker 3:I feel like you might not want to see that, but a lot of other people.
Speaker 1:Jason probably wants to see it. But yeah, basically, when I found it, I was like what the fuck am I looking at here? Oh yeah, that sounds like it'd be all about that shit. I truly can't believe that. Hey, this is on youtube and like, okay, because it's clearly just a man self-ergerizing. Uh, it's so weird. And well, he's not even doing it himself. I'm pretty sure somebody else is doing it to him. But regardless, it's just weird, and this guy his name is Jack looks exactly like the type of person you think would be doing this on YouTube.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh gross Jesus shit.
Speaker 4:I don't like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so if you want to have a good time, I guess I just search up Noah Martin on YouTube and see where it takes you. Uh, but yeah, that was my, that was my descent into madness with YouTube. I started off with a crazy old lady and I ended up with a crazy old man I still think Punch animation to surgery.
Speaker 4:Well, since that's the last one, boys, let's play the game. Real or fake, real or fake? Let's play who won tonight.
Speaker 2:That's five out of five. Don't look unders.
Speaker 4:Don't look under that internet. Let's play the game. Who won tonight? Doug, yeah, I think. Doug, you won with RG. What was it called? Rg? What Jubilee.
Speaker 3:RG Jubilee. Yeah, that was fantastic.
Speaker 2:Doug won on what the fuck is this? And what the RG Jubilee.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was fantastic, doug won on what the Fuck is this and what the Fuck is this? 100%. It was so funny.
Speaker 1:I was like talking to Mike at work one day, like last week, when we were looking shit up and I'm just like man, I cannot, I do not know what to talk about. And I was like stressed, and here we are.
Speaker 3:You win with all the new you won.
Speaker 4:You won tuesday yeah, everyone go look at rg jubilee. That shit is fucking weird, but in a good way there's content about 14 hours yeah, it's fine, um that's that's gonna kill me tomorrow for sure it's fine.
Speaker 4:It's fine. Um, I would say, as always, um, you know, go, follow us on All our socials and whatnot. You can find us on our website, dilutycom. Uh, you can find just about Everything on Dilutycom. Just go there. Go there, yeah, uh, go to our Patreon. Patreoncom Such DilutyPod. You can also become a member on our website on dilutycom. Check out our twitch. Obviously, it's twitchtv slash dilutypod. I post let's plays on there relatively frequently of me playing just halo and shit. I'm going through halos right now.
Speaker 4:It's fun that's me playing with me. Yeah, sometimes Doug and I play magic, so just hop on. You know we're just doing shit over there. Patreon, join our patreon. We do monthly game nights and it's super fun and uh, yeah, um, amongst other things like bonus content, super cool, super fun stuff. Um, I have a few. I have an email that I want to read out here real quick, boys. Um, let me find it real quick.
Speaker 1:You remember what not to say, right.
Speaker 2:What Mike never reads the fucking donations anyway, because he doesn't see them.
Speaker 4:No, I already did the donations. We did that. That was the subscribers. Oh, you know what? We did that on the Magic Night, though I said something about it on the Magic Night. I could say it again here real quick.
Speaker 1:Wait, I said something about on the magic night. I could say it again here real quick. Wait, we just can't say their real name. Yeah, that was on as long as you know.
Speaker 4:Yeah, those on fourth wall, I think. Just change one of the letters.
Speaker 3:Yeah, right, um, we won't. We'll never know.
Speaker 4:I can't find it, matt, help me. Um, in the meantime, I help me.
Speaker 2:In the meantime, I think you know what we're talking about.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I do, the one where it's like there it is Not supposed to say person's name. Person from Carbondale. Hey guys, I'm from Carbondale, illinois, and I love your episode on the big muddy Murfreesboro monster. My mom actually worked in Murfreesboro. It's a big part of the culture here and they even have a statue. Hell, yeah, yeah, dog, they have a statue there. That's pretty cool and that came from Mississippi, little Trotsky. So thanks, little Trotsky.
Speaker 4:Per their request, I will not say your name Again. Someone says do Blair Witch? We're not gonna fucking do it. I'm sorry, but yeah, just go from there. But no, an email, I want to show up. We asked before what happens if someone gets struck by lightning, like what can happen to them, and someone gave us an email and responded Um, this is from um lurch. I'm not gonna say the rest of their email, just lurch. But it says uh, hey, if you guys are wondering what can happen to someone if they get struck by lightning, I have an aunt that got struck by lightning. She was a teenager, probably back in the 70s, and she could never wear a watch again. They would just stop working if she put one on. Digital or mechanical, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4:Still haven't figured out what's going on, but I figured.
Speaker 2:She's Magneto now.
Speaker 4:Still haven't figured out what's going on, but I figured I'd give you an example. I know him, I'm Lurch.
Speaker 1:Thank you, lurch, yeah if anyonenier, if they were like yeah, if I just wanted to let you guys know that when you get struck by lightning I have an aunt that got struck by lightning and she's dead- that's what happens.
Speaker 3:That would have been infinitely more tragic, but also infinitely funnier.
Speaker 4:It would have been yeah, I just want to shout that out real quick, because we did ask about that. So yeah, anyway, yeah, go hug a dad, go kiss a dad. One, two, skip a few, 99, 100 dads. Go do it, jason. What do you got?
Speaker 3:Smack your clam right in the lips. Okay, great, Doug. What do you?
Speaker 1:got To compliment that. Smack your peen against your bean.
Speaker 2:Matt, what do you got? And to compliment that, smack your peen against your bean, smack your wiener against your cleaner wiener cleaner soap.
Speaker 3:Wiener peen.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna risk it for the fucking copyright strike and I'm gonna cut Denny's Denny's out of the center of that commercial compilation and upload it by itself to my own YouTube channel by the time this comes out. If you YouTube Denny's Denny's, you'll find it.
Speaker 4:You'll also find.
Speaker 3:Matt.
Speaker 4:You'll find Matt there going.
Speaker 3:It's like reaction video.
Speaker 2:It's like me, mystery theatering Like yes.
Speaker 4:Yes, we did it. Yeah, we found Denny's Denny.
Speaker 3:But also stay paranoid, because this will be the only episode that I haven't said that on.
Speaker 4:I also, jason. You might be able to help me out with this. Jason, my my knees hurt. Ok, ask me which knees. Why would I ask you me out with this, jason? My knees hurt. Okay, ask me which knees. Why would I ask you? I need you to scratch my knees it hurts. Which knees? My wee knees. Goodbye everybody, I can't.
Speaker 1:End it, cut it, cut it. I can't Stop it.
Speaker 2:Don't look under the internet you.
