Don't Look Under the Internet
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DLUTI 207 - CRT Anomalies
Mike and Jason do an analogomous horrorus while Matt and Doug are away doing...something secret. Don't ask questions. We will return to our regularly scheduled programming next week.
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Speaker 3:Do this?
Speaker 2:episode on treadmill deludy on a treadmill. Oh that was awful.
Speaker 3:No, don't ever well, let's, let's get it going. Uh, hello, hello everyone. Welcome to. I have a portillo's cup. The podcast welcome to. Don't Look Under the Internet, an internet horror comedy podcast featuring yours truly Jason. He's drinking. There we go. He's dying. How did you do that? Let it all out, buddy. Let it all out. I am here. He made it. Let it all out. I am here. He made it. He survived. Okay. So we have Jason, and then we have me, and then there's Doug which is he there? Actually, I think he's there. And then there's Matt. They're all gone.
Speaker 2:It's their lives.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're off having lives, no. So you guys probably listened to the previous episodes that came out. Jason, you weren't there, it was just me, but I recorded two episodes by myself and one of two things is happening. Either both of those are coming out Actually, one of three things is happening. Either both of those are coming out Actually, one of three things is happening. Either both of those are coming out, one of those are coming out or none of those are coming out. But this is coming out because, let me tell you, I don't know how fucking dudes like Markiplier or someone does it Solo. I don't know how they do it solo, if I'm being honest with you, because just talking by myself is very difficult. My throat hurt afterwards and there's no one to like communicate or like rift off of or like just have a good time with it, I'm just in a I'm just in a dank concrete block of a basement by myself.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:It was just not as fun as with another person here Um some very when I did.
Speaker 2:Do you remember when I did the uh at the mountains of madness, where I just like reread the whole fucking story and broke down the like, the, the plot for you guys? Yeah, I at least had like feedback and like on an audio level that people were listening to me. I don't know how people just just zero, like no. It People just zero, like no, it's just the void in your thoughts and you're talking and you're hoping it lands and I don't get it Nah. I can't do it. I couldn't do that.
Speaker 3:And I like to hear myself talk and I can't do that.
Speaker 2:I know.
Speaker 3:I can't do it, but today, I'm sure it's fine. I mean they're going to be shorter, but this is coming out. They're getting like three. They're getting an extra episode this month on the main channel, so you're welcome people at home. You got to sat through two episodes of me to get to this. What a pleasure for you, um. But jason and I decided we're gonna do a, a shorty and one that I have many words for.
Speaker 2:I have many words for this thing later, so I feel like we should I'm curious to see what those are actually, because that's they could go one or two, one of two ways. I'm biting my tongue right now.
Speaker 1:Yes, we're going to wait till we get to the end.
Speaker 3:So Jason and I are talking about a little analog horror known as CRT anomalies. Um, it's very short. It's six videos. So sure it's six videos. The longest one is seven and a half minutes. And here's a big old spoiler for you you can watch all of this at like times, five speed and you won't miss a goddamn thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's very brief. I mean just pause for the text, because that is important. Uh, okay, there is one video that you actually have to pause if you want the full like story for it, but we'll get into that once you get to it, because I don't think I'm covering that one I mean, I figured we would just go.
Speaker 3:We would, yeah, go back and forth and go from there.
Speaker 3:Yeah um so this is the channel for those of you at home that are watching. It's called uh, that was weird, it's crt anomalies, and it's got the six videos here. Um, and we're just gonna, we're just gonna go at it, broski. Um, so it starts off in a way, a very interesting way. Um, if I'm doing the big one and by the big one I'm assuming you're talking about video three yeah, okay, do you want me to start this whole shebang off then and you can take the next one?
Speaker 2:yeah, if you want to take the first, I'll take, I can go. You just want to switch off, or do you want to do? You want to do the first three? I do the last three. I really don't care. I watched all of them.
Speaker 3:I guess we could do. I'll do the first three, you do last three. That works um, yeah, I forgot, we could just do that. It's so damn short, who cares?
Speaker 2:yeah, we're gonna be talking. We're gonna be talking to each other about it, because I'm sure if, if you had the same confusion about a few things, well, I would like that I did while I was watching it. I I'm sure we're going to bounce some ideas off each other.
Speaker 3:Confusion is not the word I would say I would use. I think I would use the word what. I don't even have a word for how I would describe this. I just like.
Speaker 2:I will preface this and I will say this this took some critical thinking to put a few of the the pieces for it together and it's, it's, very it's. This is a vague series.
Speaker 3:I will say that yes, okay, I was gonna say I hope you can shed some light on that critical thinking.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yes I'm very good when it comes to pointing out like insignificant details that maybe somehow might matter later.
Speaker 3:I hope so because a lot of this must've went right over my head then. But we'll see. We'll see Maybe. Maybe upon a conversation I will discover the stuff, like what usually happens when we don't do these things.
Speaker 2:It's just a light bulb moment, yeah, so let's kind of get into it a little bit.
Speaker 3:So what I'm going to do is I'm going to throw the video up on screen. So first and foremost it's the first video is video one, 1986 dot move, which is fun. This this whole thing started five years ago has almost a mil views. It's got 772,000 views now.
Speaker 2:Oh, I know it's. It's kind of ridiculous how many views this has.
Speaker 3:I'm not trying to knock this guy how the no, you know what. I'll get into it later. We'll get into it later. Let's just, let's jump right in this battle. We gotta save it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's, let's talk about it. Let's let some of the people listening decide if they want to seek this out exactly or not so it starts off with it's kind of your classic vhse, um like staticky stuff.
Speaker 3:It's this home video system and um essentially you get what that's uh, well, that is so different, mike.
Speaker 2:We are starting off on a uh, on a system that we've never seen before in analog horror you're right, it's the ultrasonic video home system.
Speaker 3:I should have prefaced your preference. You're right, um, it's so important. It's so important, I'm such a fool. You're right, um. So we start off on there and you get these three segments which correlate with the up-and-coming videos that we're about to go over. But in this, this first video, uh, we can. We got a dove commercial, um, talk about how we all have to come together and, oh, everything's so soft and smooth and whatnot. You know, advertising for dove, uh, which I always assumed dove the soap and dove the chocolate were from the same company, and I don't think they are. Why not?
Speaker 2:I have the same company and I don't think they are. Why not? I'm sure the process is well. Think about it. I. I think if you put the ingredients for chocolate and the ingredients for soap in the same machine, I feel like the same, like it would just make soap or make chocolate. I feel like the process is very similar. We're on to something here you would do. We need onto something here.
Speaker 3:You would need to leave soap.
Speaker 2:You would make a fantastic willy wonka I don't know if anybody would want the fucking product coming out of that factory taste this bar of soap children.
Speaker 3:It tastes like chocolate and gasoline. Yeah, gasoline. This soda pop is now oil flavored like I don't know but, why? Why not? You would be the type of willie wonka like throughout the movie. You know how the kids keep like going, getting into conundrums. But it's never inherently willie wonka's fault, it's the fault of, like, the kids. They're just in that situation and they're just doesn't lift a finger to help them exactly.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I feel like you would actively put those children in those positions, like, for example, the kid that fell into the child. He fell into the chocolate river because he's gluttonous and he ate all the chocolate.
Speaker 2:I feel like you would actively kick him into the river if I saw that fat fuck trying to eat my chocolate or drink my chocolate like that. This isn't yours. Yeah, get in the fucking river.
Speaker 3:You live in my river now yeah, you are a swamp thing in this chocolate swampy chocolate person that lives at the bottom of my fucking lake my chocolate lake, you're mine.
Speaker 2:Um, let's get back into this a smidge so let's be honest, though the only thing coming out of that factory is tootsie rolls yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Well, we invented them in the year right, 2020, 2030, um, bc, bc, yeah. So we get this like dove commercial and this is a real commercial um, and then we are brought up to, I'm assuming, channel 62 news. Channel 62 news you can trust, um, and it gives us like this, like 60 minutes, like timer, and it's like here's today's highlights, like it's one of those slideshows things.
Speaker 3:It's local 58, they're local 58ing you as is all these it wouldn't be deluity if we didn't cover a fucking local 58 clone. This is my favorite part about this whole thing, though already it's. Oh, we're gonna give you today's highlights and community watch and the sign off. Okay, today's highlights? Alright, nothing, no, it's the best. Today's highlights there are none. Please check tomorrow. Don't check again later. Check again later. There is a news flash that comes Nothing, no, it's the best. Today's highlight there are none. Please check tomorrow. Don't Check again later. Check again later. There is a newsflash that comes up talking about like strong winds in the Web Mountain area. So you got to be careful. Web Mountain when is that Web Mountain? It doesn't really say where Web Mountain is, yet I believe it's Idaho or something like it is.
Speaker 2:I think it's idaho falls, okay, yeah, yeah, um, I'm almost, I'm almost positive. I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that this uh warning is from idaho falls, yeah, and that I that is, honestly that might be one of the most critical pieces of information in this whole fucking series. Idaho falls for you. Yeah, I I wish I could tell you why, but I can't.
Speaker 3:We'll get there it's not gonna take us that long. Um no, it won't. We come up to the community watch which they get this sick ass logo of where cbs is gonna sue you dog. Y'all gotta watch out, yeah, y'all gotta watch out. But here's our community watch. We're, we're ready and we're willing. Uh, community watch, as it turns out, is just uh cctv camera footage. What a what?
Speaker 3:a community watch yeah what a community watch. It's three cameras around patriot park, um uh uh, some like center street or something like that, and another one. I'm showing them on screen.
Speaker 2:Where's Patriot?
Speaker 3:Park, I don't know. It doesn't say we don't figure these things out. Yet we have Circle Drive, patriot Park and fucking Weir's Valley gas station and it is just CRT or CCTV footage. Nothing's happening on these, except you see a couple cars driving by in the background until we get back to Patriot Park and you're like who's that little guy in the background? There's a little silhouette of a man. There's a little man back there.
Speaker 2:Apparently, this is in Huntley Illinois.
Speaker 3:But that's not really all that close to here, it's not.
Speaker 2:It's in the same state. It's in the same eight hour long state as me. Yeah, so it could happen to us. Oh shit, there's also apparently a Patriot Park near the DeKalb Oasis.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, dude, You're in trouble.
Speaker 2:I gotta look out. Not that you live. There's you just around the vicinity. I do, I know. I live under the fucking oasis, the dekalb oasis, are you this shadow person? Not this one, oh anyway.
Speaker 3:So for you audio listeners that have no idea what we're showing on screen, it's just cctv footage of these three areas and in one of them, this patriot park, there is this like silhouette of a man who, every time the camera pans back to the park, they're getting closer and closer to the screen. Um, it's to the point where the end we actually get like some glitching out from the screen and then you get this like close-up of the face and it's this like. And then you get this close-up of the face and it's this skeleton kind of face. I don't know how to call it. I want to say it's like a skeleton, it's like a mask kind of thing, but it's just all white with these deep eye sockets and it's just pitch black eye sockets. You can't see it in the eyes, so it's kind of spoopy. It's a little spoopy, but that's it.
Speaker 2:It reminded me very much of the concrete statue SCP. I don't think I can say the number, so I won't 173 or something like that. You're close.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm sure I'm somewhere.
Speaker 2:Well, the last person who said the number in a monetized space got sued into oblivion.
Speaker 3:So I won't be doing it. Damn you Russia.
Speaker 2:Yep pretty much.
Speaker 3:Well, let's go on to video two, and here's something that we're going to piece together later. You're probably noticing the first one was called video one, 1986. This one's video two, 2000. I wonder if those are dates. That's weird. So we open up on the second one. Welcome back to ultrasonic video home system. We know them, we love them. It's now, instead of segment one flashing, segment two is gonna be flashing. That's fucking crazy dude. Who would have thought we're on the second video. And segment two is flashing. It's insane. We're introduced to matenga airways, which this seems like some sort of like what'd you say?
Speaker 2:I'm sorry I forgot. I completely forgot about this one. I actually really enjoyed this video a lot I don't okay teach their own um.
Speaker 3:No, it's okay, this is.
Speaker 2:This is where I'm, I think I'm also going to help you tie together some some things. Yeah, well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna lay the groundwork, is what I'm gonna do. Perfect, um, you go over it. I will add where I need okay.
Speaker 3:so this seems like it's kind of like a um, like a live, um, like ticker for like things that are happening on this one specific flight, because it gives us the things like the flight time, it gives us like the speed of the flight, it gives you like the cabin temperature, the temperature outside the cabin, um, we get all this information, uh, the yeah, like I said altitude. Um, we also get a destination, which this one I am aware of. The destination is to chuk lagoon, chuk, the chuk international airport. That does come into play later. We'll get there, um, but again, we just get like cabin temperatures, things like that, um, but then a little bit later on we get flight data, uh, for you see that audio?
Speaker 2:you see that that waveform spike in the audio right.
Speaker 3:So we get, uh, we get flight data. So we find out this is a bombardier dash 8q400 e5 double ac. I'm assuming that's the type of plane don't know how much that matters but, um, oh my god, oh my god, shit's happening. Everything just starts like beeping it. You hear people like crying and like screaming. You get this like like flash on screen. It just says flight emergency brace for impact. It's like one of those stick figures in like the warning position that shit's about to go down. Um, and you just get people screaming and crying and then it just you hear a crash and uh things, and then it just you hear a crash and things go silent.
Speaker 2:Can you real quick go back to where it displayed the altitude? Just real quick? Just humor me please. It's, it's, it's. These are the little things that I that I noticed, that I think are very important, and you wouldn't know it unless you recognize the numbers 81, 28. Awesome, 8,128 meters. Give or take, right yeah.
Speaker 3:Okay. Just remember that number, baby, you know, I won't.
Speaker 2:I know, okay, just remember that number, baby.
Speaker 3:you know, I won't I know, that's why I'm here. I think, okay, um something, something of interest that I want to poke out. I don't know if it's correlated or not. In the first video I forgot to bring this up. In the first video we see like a car driving by and in the sky right behind it you see a flash. I wonder if that lightning flash is what causes this plane to crash, because you do hear.
Speaker 2:These two took, Didn't that video? And this video take place like a long. Oh yeah, I guess you're right.
Speaker 3:Way different years. Yeah, the first one was 86. This is 2000. So I guess you're right. So don't Just ignore me. But yeah, hey, man, guess you're right, um, so don't just ignore me, but yeah, you're talking shit out yeah, you, you just hear, uh, you hear a bunch of people you know crying and you know go silent.
Speaker 2:You hear crash and that's that for that video um, I love that video because, again, it was literally just like it. Just it displays different information you might see in the airplane, but the audio itself is horrendous. It's just, it's the interior cabin of a plane while it's crashing.
Speaker 3:I hope you're able, I hope all those numbers and everything do have a meaning and you're able to shed some light on some of it. Or there's just stuff that I'm missing, but I will say a lot of that didn't seem too pertinent to me. Stuff that I'm missing, but I I will say a lot of that didn't seem too pertinent to me, but. But I do like the concept of some sort of unfiction or analog horror or something like that that takes place in like an airplane or in like a single room or something, and you get like the data of what like is going on in that room, like the temperature, you get like the humidity or things like that you know, and how, how.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the freaky thing that's happening is affecting, like, the climate or the atmosphere around them. I think that's a fun idea.
Speaker 2:So if that's something they're doing, that's cool well so the biggest things that I've noticed is pay attention to, like the things that I've said so far, like idaho falls is really important. 8128 meters is somehow very important. It's the reason I say they're important is you're gonna see those, anything that I basically mentioned, saying like I think this is important. Just keep this in mind. You're gonna see later and that's gonna be. That's gonna be a way for you to cross reference, like, okay, this number is this and this number is this. Like, what does that mean together? It to be a way for you to cross reference, like, okay, this number is this and this number is this. Like, what does that mean together? It's just a way to like, tie some breadcrumbs together. Again, this is a very vague story and I think that's why that's I so far in the series. I, like I've enjoyed what I've seen, aside from the local 58 clone-ness of it yeah, okay.
Speaker 3:Well, I'm glad you're enjoying it because we're gonna go on to the third episode. This is a lot. This is called video 3. Uh, 1964.move, and look at that ultrasonic video home system. They're never leaving. And once you know it, segment three is going to start flashing this time around. Now. This one is interesting because it is like a 1960s like slideshow type of thing from the cia um and 60s and cia. I wonder what happened there.
Speaker 2:I wonder what happened in the 60s, yeah, so it gives you the general like generic things, where it's like this is top secret.
Speaker 3:So wonder what happened in the 60s regarding the CIA. Yeah, so it gives you the general, like generic things where it's like this is top secret, sharing, it is against the law, blah-de-blah-de-blah, and then you get a thing that says introduction of chemicals and you get things like LSD.
Speaker 2:Hmm, If you don't know what's going on here yet, you've never looked into conspiracy theories before.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you get Tamazepam Tamazepam. How do you say that? Do you know Tamazepam Tamazepam? It gives you a little bit of information here as well. It does. Yeah, so some of the information.
Speaker 2:With the LSD one, there's not a huge amount going, you tell the difference between dreaming and awake.
Speaker 3:Yeah, um, and that's basically what they they say here. There's some paragraphs that go with the names of the chemicals, and lsds is pretty much just that. It's just like this is lsd, it's who's who's logistic. Um, we can use it for mind control and things like that. The next one is for temazepam and it's pretty similar. It mentions how temazepam is used under their sister projects of MK-Often and MK-Search. But they're just like yeah, it's another hallucinogenic drug with unknown properties. It's similar to LSD and we're very, you know, we're very we have high hopes about this drug in the future. They even say that we hope to achieve total psychological control over the subjects that are using temazepam. So that makes sense. Why the CIA is getting involved in this shit. Um, next up, we have, uh, silos.
Speaker 2:Silos have been silo, sivan, silo side. That's the active, that's the active ingredient in magic mushrooms. Oh hell yeah that also is a hallucinogen that breaks down the barrier between, like the dream state and real world, not nearly as much as lsd, but it basically it warps your view of reality, more or less interesting, very interesting anyway.
Speaker 3:Um. So apparently with this one um, it is a, like jason said, it's in shrooms, it is a natural occurring hallucinogenic. They said that they basically understand everything there is to know about this drug. However, if used under the right circumstances, their lab found significant psychological damage is possible to users, especially if you combine it with LSD. Now they say that subjecting subjects to traumatic experiences such as loud noises, pain or quote-unquote psychic driving revitalizes Dr Ewan and a lot of this. You can't even really see this doctor's concept of what this drug can do. And then they mention how this drug is sure to hold many exciting psychological effects Useful under Project MKUltra. They finally said it, the big word MKUltra. They finally said it.
Speaker 3:They finally said it.
Speaker 2:The next one is this is literally a declassified document from the mk ultra trials yeah, uh.
Speaker 3:This next one is uh, scopolamine, uh, and they made oh shit yeah, and they said that this is a, uh, hallucinogenic drug within the nightshade floral family. Um, they have a lot of knowledge on this drug, um, and they're, like it's known locally in colombia as a devil's breath, and this is basically a drug that causes, like, temporary amnesia in people, and you can basically have them do whatever you want. It's freaky, yep, very freaky. It's not a good, not a great one. No, it's like fucking, what's that? Crocodile, or whatever it's called?
Speaker 3:crocodile or the zombie dust zombie dust, yeah, that's the one, um. And then it goes into saying like it's got some, some other slides that come up that mention things like um you know, all this is, uh, top secret and confidential. No one can know about anything on this. If anything's leaked, then that person is um, you know, will blackmail the fuck out of the person who tries to leak anything or, um you know, even kill you, essentially, like they're. They're keeping this shit under fucking wraps oh yeah, oh they.
Speaker 2:They literally say like if, if they, if you can't control the person, just fucking get rid of them oh, that's, I'm coming up on that, yeah. Like it's insane.
Speaker 3:They talk about some of the experiments on here, and one of the experiments they do is they put like these goggles on people and it's like a visual stimulant thing. They pretty much just overstimulate them visually and that allows them. Basically, once someone is overstimulated visually, it allows them to kind of them to sneak into their psyche and persuade them to do things or answer questions without them even knowing what they're doing. They call this the McCurklin-May method. That's that's. That's some like clockwork orange shit. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2:we're just like. That's exactly what I thought of. Yeah, when, when you started talking about like this is clockwork orange, this is, this is what the movie was modeled after.
Speaker 3:Was this method from fucking mk ultra trials 100 um, yeah, it goes on to say that, um, it could take 40 minutes for someone to get into this state of um like effect being affected, where you can basically just have them give out any type of personal information. Um, or, or it can, it could take. It could take 40 minutes, it'll last for up to two hours. So you got this motherfucker in the palm of your hands for like two hours by just overstimulating the fuck out of them while they're on LSD.
Speaker 2:Yeah, literally, you make them incredibly happy and then you make it so they have no idea if they're awake or dreaming, yep, and let them see whatever their brain wants to show them. And then you ask them questions.
Speaker 3:What color is your underwear and you?
Speaker 2:don't remember. Four, write that their brain wants to show them and then you ask them questions and you don't remember. Four, write that down. This trial has failed. But no, like they won't remember any of it, they look like you, literally. This is the thing with the MKUltra. Thing is, yes, they declassified some, but the drugs they were using like the scopolamine that is, it's an amnesiac, which means you don't remember shit, which means they could have abducted people from their homes, brought them to an mk ultra testing facility, drugged them up with lsd, psilocybin, um and whatever the fuck else. They're pumping people full of, asked them questions, made them do whatever the hell they wanted and then brought them back to their bed, put, put them back in their bed and that person would have no idea that they were taken.
Speaker 3:That's like the ultimate version of gaslighting, you know.
Speaker 2:That's gaslighting's final boss. Is drugs, Is drugs.
Speaker 3:It's the fucking Dark Souls. Like the health bar comes up and it's just drugs, drugs. No man, you just make someone hyper-suggestible. It's the fucking dark souls.
Speaker 2:Like the health bar comes up and it's just drugs, drugs, no man. You just make someone hyper suggestible and you just suggest things like that's, that's the whole process.
Speaker 3:Yup, it's, it's freaky and it's freaky, it was real, and we did that to people. Uh, next up. So we have a slide that says, like if subjects resist or use excessive force, um, you know, try to calm them down, but if they don't calm down, use protocol G, six, eight, five, four. And you're like what, what, what's that? I want to know more about that Is it kill them?
Speaker 2:Is it kill them? It's killed them.
Speaker 3:The next protocol man like yeah, the next, the next slide. It's a little bloodied, you can't really read all of it, but it's real hard to read, you can assume what it says. By being bloodied it's, it's basically kill them yeah, it's a little.
Speaker 2:They, they go over the method, they, if they it's two, two methods in tandem, more or less, that they use together to not only kill them but like, come up with some kind of cover story for the death.
Speaker 3:Like it's, it's very, it's cold, cold-hearted bureaucracy is what it is, and they don't even really have to come up with much of a cover story because, uh, in an earlier slide they mentioned how they they usually take in people that um don't have anyone don't really have anyone.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're just not gonna be missed by society. Um, the last slide that we're gonna end on here that matters at all is a slide that shows um locations where the program took place, and you get places like San Francisco, new York city, montreal, canada, um, fucking Winnipeg, and then if you go down a little bit more and you get pigeon forge, idaho falls, chuck lagoon, and yeah, you've, I don't think, falls on that list.
Speaker 2:Mike, Idaho falls is on that list. Idaho Falls, Chuck Lagoon and Yap Idaho Falls.
Speaker 3:Idaho Falls is on that list. Mike Idaho Falls is on that list, isn't it? Your shit is on that list. I'm looking right at it, isn't that wild, cool man? That's amazing and so is Chuck Lagoon. Two places that we've seen Two.
Speaker 2:Man, this is a giant game of connect the dots, Literally just.
Speaker 3:And I got the marker. Jason, do you want to?
Speaker 2:tell us I'm dick kickin', I'm gonna chew ass.
Speaker 2:You want to tell us about the next one, then yeah, so we're gonna go ahead and go to video four. It's just called 1979 and again we go right back into the ultrasonic home video home system menu. It's it's it's new and improved, it's got a slash through it and shit now yeah it's great, um, so it's gonna go through its normal thing. It it's going to select the new segment, which is segment one. We're going to hit play and it's going to tell us that this was captured on June 24th 1979, near Kelly Mountain.
Speaker 3:Kelly Mountain.
Speaker 2:And this is, this is really Idaho.
Speaker 3:So what was that? Apparently, wasn't there a show called like weird idaho or something?
Speaker 2:oh, I think you're right. Do you know what I'm talking about? I think you are, I do. I think eerie eerie idaho, where it's eerie. Look it up, yeah indiana.
Speaker 3:That's what. Eerie idaho, eerie indiana. Hey, you get the eyes right yeah, I was right there. Hey, we're close, though we're close um so rear reary, idaho.
Speaker 2:Apparently the following tape has led to a lot of trouble near idaho falls. Would you?
Speaker 3:look at that. I I read this in like a trump voice the following tape led to a lot of trouble.
Speaker 2:A lot of trouble. Oh, the next line is even better in a Trump voice people's eyes closed people's eyes closed. Yeah, it just says people's eyes closed. Apparently a friend of the author gave me this tape and she said that the person on the tape feared for their life. Um, and apparently she has not heard from him since. God bless his soul now that's his soul.
Speaker 2:This is like the first two minutes right first, about two minutes. The last, the last almost two minutes, is well, no, like exactly it does it? Well, no, like it's, it does it's. There's no text, it's just a gray screen with some flickering in it. However, it's the audio and you hear some footsteps. The entire time All this text has been playing.
Speaker 2:You hear footsteps, um, like breathing. You hear just like somebody who's very clearly like walking and like making their way through some terrain. That's not exactly normal. So, as it goes, we hear like a very distant it almost kind of sounds like a wolf howl, but not quite so. Right after that happens, the footsteps start to get like a little bit more like alright, there's a wolf behind, like I should probably not be in the same area as a wolf that's yelling to all its friends that I am here. So the footsteps kind of pick up, the breathing is a little heavier, and then we hear like this fucking ridiculous screech, scream thing. That happens, I'm assuming, not too far away, because directly after that the footsteps turn to a dead fucking sprint. The footsteps turn to a dead fucking sprint and as we're listening to these sprinting footsteps, we hear another set of footsteps, kind of like that, are faster, get louder, louder, louder, and we get like a thud right at the very end and that's pretty much the end of video four. Uh, now again Idaho falls right.
Speaker 3:Uh, no, this one was not. You know, Idaho falls, was it?
Speaker 2:Kelly Mountain. Yeah, kelly Mountain is near Idaho Falls Reary, idaho, near Idaho, near Idaho Falls. Oh Now, so I'm gonna look something up real quick. Kelly Mountain. Kelly Mountain is all based on real altitude. Kelly Mountain altitude Well, it's about 8,800 meters, sorry, 8,800 feet, yeah. And so the flight that you were talking about earlier yeah, where was the destination? Was leaving from somewhere, but I'm pretty sure it was heading to near, right. However, idaho falls was on that list, right?
Speaker 3:uh no, the. The flight was heading to chuck uh. Chuck what chuck uh. Lagoon um idaho falls was on the MK ultra slideshow.
Speaker 2:Okay, so, uh, chuck lagoon is it's what central Pacific? It's not mentioned. So, and it was the either way. So I, I'm pretty sure, if you look at this, and this is where, like the, the, the deep diver in me comes up, because I'm pretty sure, if you look at the departure location and the destination, um, idaho, idaho, kelly Mountain lies like directly in between. And when they were starting to talk about the plane and where they like where they were, it should be right near Kelly Mountain, I'm pretty sure I how much time was left? How much time was left on the destination Chuck Lagoon International Airport?
Speaker 3:But it doesn't say where it was going to know. The destination will be Chuck Lagoon, but doesn't say where it took off. It just is flight time. I mean it was an hour and a half. So I guess it'll be wherever an hour and a half is.
Speaker 2:I'm almost positive that, the altitude of Kelly mountain being a little bit higher than the altitude shown on wherever this fucking plane was going, out of all the videos we've seen so far, this one's out of place right, not this one, the airline one.
Speaker 3:I would argue all of them are out of place, personally, but we'll get to it.
Speaker 2:At least some of them have ties together, like Idaho Falls or location. You know what I mean. The only one that doesn't is the airline one.
Speaker 3:I don't think the only one that doesn't is the airline one. I don't think this ties together, though, with the height of Kelly mountain, though, cause you said Kelly mountain was 8,800 feet. This is 8,100 meters, so that's vastly. They're vastly higher up.
Speaker 2:That's fair. Hmm, maybe I sort of read that wrong.
Speaker 3:That's 24,000 feet compared to you. Know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Well, see, then, if that's not the case, then I don't know why this, that video is even a part of it, you know what I mean we'll get to that okay. So again we hear this thud this is near Kelly Mountain and the very. The video ends with. Video for 1979 ends with a thud and we move directly into the next one, which takes place fucking like what 1992.
Speaker 3:12 years later.
Speaker 2:Yeah, puppet, this was video five 1992. So this is this is. This is an excerpt from a Christian conservative TV channel. Boy, is it Guess Guess where, guess where Guess where this is based? Open Palms.
Speaker 3:Idaho Falls. Idaho Falls.
Speaker 2:Yep. Also, if you look in the about for this video, there is a link where you can donate to a nonprofit organization fighting quote-un unquote conversion therapy, which is still legal in 30 us States. Yeah, that should be a freak of of. That should be enough of a trigger warning for what is about to be talked about on this. So we do get into a screen that we had, the normal selection screen, and then we hit the play and then all of a sudden we get the open palms logo and after this we basically jump directly into a segment called Open Pals, which is a sock puppet segment, and we get this sock puppet girl talking to a pastor just asking, like different questions about this, that and the other, about love who can love who and they start reading different Bible verses.
Speaker 2:One of the first ones they talk about is God created this and God created everyone, and God created him and God created her and they're separate and they're in his image.
Speaker 3:They straight up go. It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Speaker 2:Dude, seriously, this is a a. This is a very anti-lgbtq plus message. Um, even with, like, the next message they get to, which is like what corinthians, something? Um, there's, every man is christ, the head of the uh, the head and the wife helps the husband. Like it's, it's all. It's all just diminishing women.
Speaker 3:And you heard it here, lady listeners.
Speaker 2:You shall not lie with a male as with a woman. It's an abomination.
Speaker 3:You heard it here.
Speaker 2:It's in all the fucking plays of the book Deluty approved.
Speaker 3:Get in the fucking kitchen, nope.
Speaker 2:Nope, I know it and I'm just saying that's what these puppets want, and that's what these puppets want. It is what the puppets want. Well, the puppets can go fuck themselves. They've got at least one dick-sized hole in them they do um.
Speaker 3:So you're saying that we don't agree with what these puppets are saying?
Speaker 2:I fucking don't. You can do whatever you want, but I'm here to tell you that I'm pretty sure none of this is correct.
Speaker 3:I'm pretty sure Doug agrees. I mean, he's not here to defend himself. So I think Doug's a big old sexist, like he does live in Florida, so that tracks. Yeah, doug is kind of a sexist that thinks all women belong in the kitchen. So next time Doug's on, I need everyone to just heckle him and let him realize he's wrong.
Speaker 2:I also heard that Matt doesn't think women exist.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he doesn't. He thinks it's a myth, like birds.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:He doesn't think women are real Women, women, women and birds are part of the same thing. Women and birds are the same thing and they don't exist. And to matt so next time they're both on, I need you guys just let them know that they're wrong in their, their attitudes, and jason and I, we're right and we're progressive all right, it was ignorant fucks yeah, fuck them, yeah, um anyway.
Speaker 2:So puppets back to sock puppet god time. Um, so these sock puppets are asking questions, talking about stuff and all and the. The gist is, men and women were designed to be with each other and fuck you. You can't love who you want, you have to love who we tell you. That's the message you know, the same message as the christian religion and the catholic church in most regards. Uh, it's just a giant propaganda video for that.
Speaker 2:And then the very it's like the last, third or fourth of the video, we see a, a change up to like it's it's several different of the sock puppets. Uh, I don't know, I'm sorry, there's, uh, the blonde sock puppet that we saw talking to the pastor. They started opening their mouths and shit, and it's weird. And all of a sudden, yeah, clyde, I'm sorry, clyde and Clyde asks like hey, have you seen weird men in suits show up to your door? And she's like no, like, oh, well, ok, I, we saw them and this happened. And all of a sudden another sock puppet shows up and goes holy fuck, did you see the weird fucking men in suits? And like, you didn't let them in, did you? And Clyde goes well, yeah, and this other fucking sock puppet just starts freaking the fuck out saying it's the wrong thing to do.
Speaker 2:You should not let them in and so they they say like holy shit, okay, we'll tell our parents, we'll make sure, we'll make sure that everybody knows. Um, you know what? We should go talk to father donovan about this. You know the other sock puppet that we talked to earlier.
Speaker 3:They mentioned that they look weird too, like they're men in suits. But they, I think they say they look like they don't look. They specify it's good. No, they just they just don't look normal. I think it's good. No, they just they just don't look normal. I think they.
Speaker 2:They say something like that they look off yeah, um, and father Donovan. So they go see father Donovan, ask him and they say he's like are they like from the church? And they're like no, no, no, no. And father Donovan starts side of town where there's a giant uh, like the rumors, are they experiment on people and stuff like that. And he says everybody should stay away from there. You know it's government property. Like just they show up, comply, but like just leave them alone and they'll leave you alone, type thing. Um, yeah, and then you know it just goes right right to the end of the program and the video ends my favorite part is um.
Speaker 2:My favorite part of part is they all stare at the camera.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they all stare at the camera, but my favorite part is when Horrifying, they're like oh men and Father Donovan, or whatever his name is. They're like oh men came to the house and we were told not to let them in. And the pastor's just like oh men from the church.
Speaker 2:And they're like no men from the church and they're like no from the government.
Speaker 3:He's like oh, never let them. Never let big government into your house. Like they go full like conservative, like libertarian, just like 100. I'm from the government, I'm here to help fuck you type thing like and uh, they're like. Uh, they're like, oh. He's like oh yeah, there's that experimental, there's that government facility, they're doing experiments out there, so never go there. They're like yeah, we'll never go there, instead we'll go to church.
Speaker 3:And he's like you're damn right, it ends with this moment where they're just like like yeah, it ends with like that classic like sitcom, where it's like kind of like freeze frame, look at the camera, kind of deal. Oh yeah, it's just goofy as all hell it is.
Speaker 2:It's goofy and like it's. And again this is again, again tied to Idaho falls, assumedly this is like a local, like station that was talking about this and just for some reason sock puppets decided to tell the community and strike the fear of no pun intended, the fear of God, to them about this government laboratory that exists just outside of town.
Speaker 3:And also just make kids a bunch of meanies.
Speaker 2:How are you going to be?
Speaker 3:like you can't love even VeggieTales. Never did that, as far as I'm aware.
Speaker 2:What are you talking?
Speaker 3:about the bunny episode. I don't know. I've never watched VeggieTales.
Speaker 2:How about the one where they pushed capitalism onto us?
Speaker 3:no, I mean, I don't remember veggie tales being like you can't. You can't love them like that.
Speaker 2:You can only love oh, I'm sure there was an. I'm sure there was an. Anti-gay veggie tales I would have, I'm sure I'd have to go back and find it.
Speaker 3:I don't. I've only seen a handful of episodes and I don't recall, but we were innocent like it's.
Speaker 2:When we watched it for real, it was like it's they. We weren't looking for hidden meaning. That's very fair talking tomato. Look at, it's a tomato that talks like that's. That's all that was going on cucumber. Lost his hair brush yeah, and now he's wearing suction cups, yeah, um, what a fucking fuck. Uh, that was a wild choice for a show for christian tv, no less. Either way. Okay, that off topic. Let's get back on track. I know we just talked about christian shows. Better than bible man? Bible man can go fuck himself.
Speaker 3:What a what a weird one.
Speaker 2:My buddy had those dvds of bible man and I'm like fuck, this is weird I remember seeing a couple of those and like I instantly clocked it, like this is just religious propaganda, like this name not getting away, that's. But I was fucking like eight years old man, I was real, real proud of that uh critical thought oh, it's christian, I don't need this weird okay. Okay last, okay, this is we got. We can do this. We can do this, mike. It is the last video let's go and it's the.
Speaker 2:It is the most intriguingly named video in the entire series. It is named government underscore horror underscore show dot MOV. You gotta know there's some secrets on there, right.
Speaker 3:Gotta yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so it's about. It's about four minutes long and this one it comes with little to no context. It's got your normal ultrasonic video home system intro and all it says is these were retrieved photographs from a government horror show. No, no, telling us what that means, and it's literally just four minutes of like. It looks like footage of somebody revealing photographs that were hidden behind, like some kind of like redaction or something.
Speaker 3:It's like laser scanning fucking photos off. It's like laser.
Speaker 2:I feel like it's removing black ink from photographs to decide what it is. You know what I mean. Oh yeah, the first one's pretty normal. It's just a fucking hallway, great. The second one comes out and you see just a bunch of. They look like a bunch of people standing around. Look at a hub or a station. It's a cubicle with like some desks with several entrances and stuff.
Speaker 2:And then after that things start getting real fucking weird. You get a weird creepy dude just kind of standing in the hallway holding some kind of unknown object, not really sure what it is, away holding some kind of unknown object, not really sure what it is, um, and after you see this, things start to kind of go unexplainable lovecraft just all over this bitch. Um, it's these like weird, like shadowy shapes with like smoke coming off of them. It looks like they're like floating versus walking, um, and it gets worse and worse. And I will say the very last one is is the most unsettling and it only reveals like half of it, but it's like this yellow, jaundiced face and you do end up seeing that it's got some pretty fucking sunken eyes and that should be reminiscent of the first video.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what I thought, that too.
Speaker 2:Like it's this one, and it threw me off at first, because the first time we see this face it's in black and white. And so even the second to last one, it looks like there's some kind of like. There's a bunch of people with these changes going on, but the very last one, like it's solidified, like this is the thing. That's the thing, that's it yeah and then it just cuts ends and we are fucking done.
Speaker 3:That's the whole series up till now and I think that's the end of the series, and I always say that because the last upload was three years ago.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I wouldn't doubt it. And like it is a cohesive story if you look at all of the little, if you look at the finite details, or even look at the Look at how it's, look at the fucking dates. That's how you put it in order.
Speaker 3:You Tell me the story, then please.
Speaker 2:Okay, in 1964, the government started experimenting on people using psychotropic and hallucinogenic drugs under the codename of MKUltra. After discovering that these things had mind control applications but it also had unexpected side effects on certain individuals, they came up with a different kind of protocol to put these people down. After that, one of these MKUltra laboratories that was experimenting with all these drugs that we saw started experimenting more heavily and certain changes started happening to some of the test subjects. To that, something fucking got out and chased down a random hiker in 1979. Who happened to get it on audio recording and sent it to somebody that they knew Heard really, really, really strange noises in the forest. And again, this is around idaho falls.
Speaker 2:Um, we, just we talked about the, the laboratory that's outside of town that was doing experiments on people.
Speaker 2:So after this thing got out and attacked a random civilian in 79, let's move ahead to 86, which is the first video we see, which is the first time we see this creature in a residential like area it decided to expand its hunting grounds, um, and which is why we see all of these, the glitches, the, the weird shit on the CRT TVs of this community, um, and, and then it kind of goes dark.
Speaker 2:After that we moved on to the sock puppet video, and most of it's really really really not pertinent at fucking all but the part about the human experimentation in the laboratory in Idaho Falls, which apparently is a confirmed MKUltra site, as are most of these sites that we see in those lists of different cities where these laboratories exist. The rumors started circulating that people have been experimented on there with either drug surgery or a combination of the two and that possibly something had gotten out. Something had gotten out and finally we go to 2000. And that's the airplane crash at Idaho At whatever the fuck. Whatever this thing, whatever got out, made it to Kelly Mountain, got up to Kelly Mountain and, because its main property is electromagnetic distortion, it fucked with the airplane's instruments because it was up on top of the mountain and caused the whole thing to crash.
Speaker 3:What do you mean? Its main thing is electromagnetic distortion. The first video man.
Speaker 2:It got close enough to the camera you couldn't tell what the fuck was going on. It started glitching the hell out.
Speaker 3:I guess, if it was strong, enough to take down a plane, wouldn't it be able to take down a camera?
Speaker 2:The difference is 1986 to 2000. That's 14 years. It might have honed its powers or whatever, but again, this is a hyper vague analog horror, the only reason I was able to piece that together is because I picked up on the tiny details, and that might not even be right. That's just what my brain created. You know what I mean that's fair.
Speaker 3:That's fair. I, I didn't perceive that one bit only because, like you're, you're giving off giving it this like grandeur, like it, like the only thing we have here is that there are drug experiments from like mk ultra with uh, hallucinogenic drugs, but it never once says anything about those drugs. Like given things ability or things.
Speaker 2:But it gives you a list of test sites and as soon as you follow that breadcrumb to idaho falls, you can take idaho falls and put together the fact that, okay, cool, this cool, this is near Kelly mountain. That'd be weird If something happened high up the mountain, which is, you know, might be high enough to cause a plane crash. Fuck with the instruments. No one says any of this explicitly. This is my brain suggesting all of this.
Speaker 3:That's why that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2:I think everybody well, your explanation for the story might be different than mine. I don't have an explanation. That's what I'm saying. Like somebody else might have a different one as well, but it's like it was vague details to me, but it was vague breadcrumbs that forced my brain to tie together things that may or may not be correlated to create my own story in my head. Okay, okay.
Speaker 3:Does that make sense? No, yeah, 100%. I don't agree with it, but that's fine. I like that. But but I'm I'm fine with it because at least you were able to come up with something that's going on here, like, like here here. Listen to this. Let me ask you this, on a scale of one to ten where would you place this?
Speaker 2:okay, is this in relation to stories?
Speaker 3:or all analog horror, just in general, like in a general, two categories general entertainment, toward to you, and quality. Where would you put this?
Speaker 2:okay, uh, I'd put it a solid five and a half to six outside okay this is like a shirt. It was sweet yeah, but why is?
Speaker 3:that like it's a one, because and and I'm not knocking this creator at all, I am I'm stupid and I'm probably missing something. Like you said, you came up with a lot of shit that does make more sense on on. You know that now that we're talking about it, um, I don't necessarily agree with that. That's the path that the creator might have been going towards, but I'm often wrong, I'm often very wrong, and you're probably right and that's fine. I it probably just went right over my head, so this is coming from an idiot's point of view that's the thing, though, man, I think I don't think there is a right answer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, is is kind of what I'm saying. It toes the line between a solid, plot-filled story and an interpretive story.
Speaker 3:It's got to be me to a certain point too, but I think others came to the same mindset I have as well, Because look at this, First and foremost. Look at this Starts off bussing. It starts off the first episode with 772,000 views. The next one Give a fuck about the numbers man. Well, no, no this is what I'm saying. This is what I'm saying. The next one 141,000. That's a drop, that's huge. That's a huge drop.
Speaker 3:The third one, 689,000. Went back up the next one, after that 143,000. After that 34,000. After that 20,000. So I think a lot of people had the same mindset of me, where none of this makes any fucking sense and people just lost interest. And here's why that's fine. You can take all these videos and cut them literally a 15 second chunk and you're getting the exact same amount of information. That one video oh yeah, video four is three minutes of literally a black screen and just audio of someone walking, with the occasional ah in the background. And it happens like once it happens.
Speaker 3:Yeah, once, twice, okay Twice in like a three minute span. That's the whole video, that's the whole video.
Speaker 3:The next video is the one before that, the airlines one, the all that airline information. You try to piece it together. I don't think it worked, but I'm glad that you at least tried, because, again, I'm often wrong. Maybe that information is pertinent, but the only information that matters is that last bit where the airplane is falling out of the sky. And even then does that really matter? Because it's never brought up again. And the first one, the first one. Does anything in the first video even matter in the beginning? Because all you need is that little bit of CRT or CCTV footage at the end of just a person getting closer and closer and closer to a camera. None of the rest of the information is really pertinent. I don't think any of it matches up.
Speaker 3:I think this person had the idea, the first video, of making like a creepy thing and he was like, oh, that's fun. And then didn't know what to do with it and just started making shit, like on the fly, just like. What can I make my next video about? Uh, airplane crash and fuck it, let's go. What should I make the other one about? Oh, I just watched a whole series on mk ultra. That was fun, let's introduce mk ultra into the mix. I don't think there's a cohesive plot here.
Speaker 2:Well, I think they, I think they started with. I want to do something mk ultra based and, honestly, out of the six videos that were here, the one that I think could have been redone is video two, the flight. Look like the flight logs. Here's the the plane crash but here's where I that's the, that's the very like. The latest thing that happened, which means it's not the like, the. That's technically the pinnacle of where we're at. Yeah, which means whatever. Whatever happened in these experiments ended with a plane crash. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Yeah, um, and and and. Another thing is driving me wild, like abs, like it's racking my brain cause I'm overthinking. And again, I'm not trying to to to diss this guy too much because I can't make shit, but I'm just, I don't I Because I can't make shit, but I'm just, I don't understand. I don't understand how this got so many views. I don't understand how people like this it's not clicking for me.
Speaker 3:And here's something else. I know I'm in the wrong, because if you go to the airplane episode, if you go to the comments section, I'm putting it on the screen right now. I'm going to read some for the audio people, but listen to this Listen to this, listen to this, listen to this.
Speaker 3:I really liked this one. Was it just a conventional plane crash caused by some catastrophe? Engine failure, a nuke going off nearby, the rise of an eldritch being? I love how much is just left to your own imagination. Another one this video is like the opposite of what is wrong with bad analog horror. It's low-key believable.
Speaker 3:This comment specifically, it's low-key, believable. It's actually developed enough to play with an expectation of supernatural instead of mistakenly relying on an audience expectation. It goes on like that. There's another one. This is an analog horror done in ways I've never seen before. Hats off to you, my friend. And it just goes on like that. Am I crazy? Am I just fucking crazy? I mean dude, and it just goes on like that.
Speaker 2:Am I crazy? Am I listen? I mean, dude you, it's the data. If you take all it's, oh my god, it's every piece of data. It's the air speed, it's the inside, outside cabin temperature all that's alluding to things that have that have. Apparently things have been going wrong with this airline for a hot minute now, but none of that is given to us. They don't tell you that. They don't ever tell you anything.
Speaker 3:This is really good. Most stuff like this goes ooh, spooky times route instead of realistic terror. Mind you, there's a question of why you can hear screams and water but nobody's speaking. Earlier I guess everyone was asleep. Good stuff. What is that? Am I going crazy here, dude? I don't, it's not scary, it's not, there's no plot.
Speaker 2:You shouldn't? I don't understand it. This seems to match with the Alaska 261 flight. It started to crash at 8128 meters, aka 26,000 feet, just like this said okay, crash into the Pacific. It mentions at the beginning that it was flying over the Pacific. So we have a match. I'll look into it more, yeah.
Speaker 3:Okay, now we're talking.
Speaker 2:So I think the, I think the connecting dot is all of these incidents were real off real things.
Speaker 3:Okay, that'd be fun.
Speaker 2:That's fun if that's. This is like, which reminds me of monument mythos.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and again it's probably me being stupid, but this just didn't hit for me and that's fine, and that's fine, that's fine. I'm like racking my brain because, like now, I, now I genuinely I need to know, I need to know what's happening, I need the creator of CRT Anomalies to just info dump on me Like this is what it means, this was the plot. Because obviously I'm not getting it and I very much want to, because I'm looking at the comments and everyone in the comments is like this is great, this is awesome, this is something I've never seen before and I'm just not getting that.
Speaker 2:And I remember everybody commenting are people who have been fed this video by algorithm or have been other videos or are searching or searching out. Searching for analog horror for fun yeah, that's very valid.
Speaker 3:I will say the last part, that last part, yeah, it's probably telling. Yeah, I also will say the last part. The last part is probably telling. Yeah. I also will say the last video was very fun.
Speaker 2:I'll give them that I enjoyed. I liked it, cause I mean to me it tied together like the terror, like why and cause, especially the very, very small description that says they're after me. Help, that's it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and well, not only that, but like the pictures are creepy. I like to think too I mean, this is my own canon. At this point I'm trying to make sense of it. But like what if? Hang on, oh, OK, Sorry, I had to click a button Like what if this was the how you said? There was like a breakout that happened and things escaped this government horror show.
Speaker 3:These are all the patients that's the escapees yeah, they all escaped, and one of them is like what you find from video one. Another escapee is video two. Another escapee is video four. You know what I mean. Another escapee will be the the man in the suit from video five or not escapee. The man in suit is video five. He's trying to figure out where all these escapees went, so absolutely and that could be it yeah, but I, I genuinely and they don't tell.
Speaker 2:But that's that's why and I think that that's crossover with my like, my love for lovecraft and like the fear of the unknown, the fear of like you don't know what the fuck is going on, type of thing, like I, like this is beyond your control and this, this simulates that for me, because you're you're not given enough information for a clear picture, yeah, which means you're like it's like 90 percent there, which means that last 10 percent, everybody whoever watches this, and if you, if you enjoy this for whatever reason you don't have it doesn't have to make sense If you just find enjoyment in this, your brain will fill in that last 10% for you and it will create the rest of the story. And I think that's why I am impressed by this one, because it just it just hits on like a psychological level.
Speaker 3:That's fine. I mean all hats off to this guy because I can never make anything this cool looking. I will say a lot of the vibes are fun like that. Last video was fun, the first one was pretty fun.
Speaker 2:Like I digged a lot of the uh, a lot of the vibes were pretty perfect hey man if you don't enjoy it, you don't enjoy it, and that's fine yeah, but still, yeah, um, there was.
Speaker 3:I can't find the comment anymore and that that really upsets me. There's one comment in the um, um, the, the one I think that show like the MK ultra stuff. Oh, I wish I could find it again, but I'm not seeing it. Oh, someone said uh, a VHS player that has a DVD main menu, a slide projectors, letterbox and the sound of a film projector spooling. Very interesting stuff. I know, okay, some of the people definitely was just like sound effects, sound effects, sound effects, sound effects, sound effects. But I thought that was good though.
Speaker 2:Like it was immersive and like there were several moments where I was fooled that, like this, I was actually listening to the thing, that it was telling me that I was listening to. You know what I mean? Yeah, and I think that in itself is a is a feat, because it's it's very easy to break. Yeah, to break that fourth wall. Yeah, it's not hard.
Speaker 3:Yeah, all in all, you know what I? I was too harsh on it. I said before it was a one, I'm not gonna give it a one. That's that's way too harsh. We've we've covered other shit that pisses me off, but it's fine if you do man. No, I'm gonna give. That just means it wasn't made for you.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna give this.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna give it a three because I see, I see the aesthetic. You know, I see the aesthetic, I see the vision a little. It's just not cohesive to me. But, uh, I'll give you a three. It's still low on my scale, but we've come across some ones on here and this by no means is a one to me.
Speaker 2:Um, so I'll bump it up to three, three and a half um that's fair, that's fine man, but yeah I'm gonna keep it at my five and a half, six, maybe even six and a half, who knows no, I'm gonna give it a four and a half.
Speaker 3:And you know why you don't know? No, you're now, you're being weak. No, no, I'm giving a four and a half for this reason. I'm giving a four and a half because if it was an actually shitty analog horror, I wouldn't have as much to say about it as I do right now. We've covered a lot where I'm just like this fucking sucked. At least here I'm just like I didn't understand it. I don't understand. People in the comments are enjoying it. Maybe I'm wrong. It has me questioning if I'm stupid. So you know what. You're getting a four because I legit don't know.
Speaker 2:That by itself is impressive.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because I don't know if I'm stupid because of this. I don't know if this may be stupid because I'm not understanding it, or because I am and no one else is so you're getting a four for me to question my own mental state. I think you're thinking about it too hard.
Speaker 2:Exactly, that's fair. That's fair. I think it's literally just like this is not your cup of tea, and I think that's the end of the explanation, probably. But the fact that you're like I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, that's right, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm solidly between between five and a half and six and a half, depending on my mood.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there you go um.
Speaker 3:I enjoyed it I like showing details I did very much enjoy talking about this with you, though, I'm not gonna lie, as much as it wasn't my favorite, I thoroughly enjoyed talking about it, oh this dude.
Speaker 2:This was like a solid deep dive with opposing opinions yeah great yeah, and here's the other thing.
Speaker 3:I can hate it all. I want this. It was a breeze. It was like half an hour. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:So you know 35 minutes like five, I'm sticking man, if we keep, if we keep talking, it's gonna be a nine by the end of the night. No, I'm I'm sticking at four.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's the fact that it's just. It's my favorite type of analog horror. I hate an analog horror that's like season four and every episode is 45 minutes long. No, no.
Speaker 2:The local 58 is the like the fact that 40 to 50 to 60 percent of the episodes just didn't have useful information in it. That's why it's not like a seven, eight or nine but it was still short.
Speaker 3:That's why I'm still short.
Speaker 2:It wasted so little of my time Exactly. I'm out of half hour.
Speaker 3:I'm out of half hour compared to like um, uh, uh, uh, fuck Uh. What did we just? Fuck it, marble Horn. Uh uh, uh, fuck uh. What did we just? Fuck it, marble hornets, whereas like this video is 70 minutes long and 10 of it is just guys walking. So I love you, marble hornets.
Speaker 2:Cut your videos down, though, marble hornets was a lot of fun, but it's, it's all tis who yeah? But, you can get the same story out of three hours as nine, exactly.
Speaker 3:Um, so yeah, I it, I'm, I can again. I can say I didn't like it as much as I want, but it was still a breeze. It was very short and I love that it was short. This is ideal to me.
Speaker 2:An analog horror that's like a short story, 10 episodes, max, chef's kiss I love that keep it short, to the point make it a, tie it in vaguely to like a, a weird symptom of a random government project, like, just like a one-off thing yeah that took like five years total to get through and like four people total saw it. So you have six audio clips like that, yeah.
Speaker 3:Perfect. I am curious if any of these other videos are based on, like real life events, like that plane one you said was based off of. Based on that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh dude.
Speaker 3:If I wonder if the puppet show was based off a real tv show. That was like don't go near them, yeah veggie tales, no, yeah, but I mean like something that might have like an eeriness to it, like like in the show, they're just like you.
Speaker 2:Never go into the mountains alone, kids or something, yeah, or like video, like nobody outside that locality would know what the fuck you're talking about exactly or like video four was like that audio of him, like walking through the woods.
Speaker 3:I wonder if that's like like lost, like missing person like a hiker. They got like mauled by a fucking bear or some shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if, if, if that's a thing that would be very cool if that's, if that's what they're doing here, that's cool I wish I hadn't thought of that like angle, if that's the angle. Holy, holy shit, you have made yourself an eight.
Speaker 3:If that's the angle, you bumped up to an eight for me as well. So you better make that the angle. If it ain't already, you better do it.
Speaker 2:And if you have more plans, which I don't think you do you should make that more apparent.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, hit me on the head a little bit, just a little bit with it, just a tiny bit just smack me, so I know you're here. Yeah, that's all I'm saying man um, that's all I got. We've been talking a lot about that we, we fucking pulled like what now and a half out of this shit. Somehow we got. Somehow we got over an hour out of this stupid ass hey, you told me half an hour.
Speaker 2:I believed you.
Speaker 3:I know right. That was fun, though I enjoyed that Me too. I had a good time with this. I hope the listeners had a good time, and that's really all I got. You know all the good stuff, as usual. Social medias find them. I just have my Coke. Social medias find them. I just have them on social medias. You know where to find them Gmail, dillypotgmailcom. Send us your hometown horrors. Yada, yada yada. That's all I got Hometown horrors for sure. Jason, do you have anything you want to say to people?
Speaker 2:I mean my usual thing that I think I've never skipped one time. Oh, I skipped one time Other than that, stay the fuck paranoid. I love these little one-off treasures that we find sometimes, but stay paranoid because one of these little haunted nuggets could find you in your hometown and, if it does, send it to us the nugget and the story and the cryptid.
Speaker 3:Mail it to us, the nugget and the story both and the cryptid Mail it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's threefer, but either way, cheers to everybody, cheers to you, cheers.
Speaker 3:Bye everybody. Have a blessed night. May government MKUltra Christ be with you. Bye, mk, often. Ha ha ha. Don't look under the internet.
