Don't Look Under the Internet
Don't Look Under the Internet
DLUTI 209 - Roy Jay
This week, we dive into whether this comedian from back in the day actually existed or if the AI overlords are re-writing history.
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SPEAKER_00:Probably. All right, all right.
SPEAKER_02:Welcome to Wheezy F the podcast, um, baby. Why don't you don't look under the internet, ladies and gentlemen? The creepiest, spopiest podcast this side of the Tallahassee. I'm joined with Moothu. Amelia, Amelie, Amelie, Amelie, Amelia, I'm joined with actually I'm sorry, not Matt. That was that was a mistake of mine. I'm joined with Wheezy over there. And then we have then we have Toonchi over here. Uh go ahead, Toonchi, go ahead.
SPEAKER_00:That was funny. I was gonna be like, hello, I'm Birdman.
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SPEAKER_02:Um, and it's me, your boy.
SPEAKER_06:Uh can I have Mike Willmade at the beginning of this uh episode? Mike Willmade.
SPEAKER_03:Mike Wellmade. Trapaholics re trap.
SPEAKER_00:Where'd you get that? Damn, son.
SPEAKER_03:Can that just be our new intro on whatever we have now? Damn, son. Where'd you why'd you look here?
SPEAKER_06:Why'd you look at this?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Damn, son, made you look.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:Um, the intro video will just be like I got a lime wire like downloading.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:You can just see the aid seeping into the fucking computer.
SPEAKER_02:Uh check the description below for our Dat Piff uh link. It's it's great, it's right there for you. Oh my god. I haven't thought about that website in so long. Oh, it got fucked up. Some some some dudes bought it, I think, or something like that, and they turned it into some really ass like just like link share website. Destroyed it. Assily destroyed it. That sounds right. Um anyway, um, yeah, well, I'm don't look at the internet. Uh the podcast where we record two episodes in a night, so we don't have any housekeeping anymore uh for this episode. But what we do have, what was that? I got a notification on my phone.
SPEAKER_01:Oh shit, dude.
SPEAKER_02:Dudes, TMZ here again. Oh TMZ. Wow, Jason isn't here for any of these. And he was my champion for a bit where he was like, I'm I I wish we could think about doing them without.
SPEAKER_06:I'm here for it. I'm here for it.
SPEAKER_02:Hell yeah, brother. What do you got? TMZ. So TMZ with this bullshit. There were four celebrities that just came out with uh uh some leaked sex tapes. And boy oh boy, these sex tapes came out, and they actually someone has the raw footage of these sex tapes. They have it on film and they're selling, they're auctioning them off. It's wild. So it is a sex tape with Amber Heard and Fred Dresher getting a little nasty, and then this is the weirdest one. It was Lucy Lou and George Bush. Fucking nuts, dude. So this person, this anonymous person, is auctioning these off as we speak, and the the price points for these are like neck and neck, they're practically the same. It's to the point where TMZ has requ uh has has basically announced that a herd in the fran is worth loo in the bush.
SPEAKER_03:A herd in the fran is worth loo in the bush.
SPEAKER_06:Honestly, I'm not being silent because I'm fucking with you. I just don't get it.
SPEAKER_01:A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? A herd in the fran is worth two in the bush.
SPEAKER_06:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:Come on, man.
SPEAKER_06:And then Amber heard shit's on the bed.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. I mean, whatever. Okay. Well. You people don't deserve. Don't deserve anything that I bring to the fucking table. I want to hear it. I have Alpha booing me in the chat. You're banned. That's a that's a phrase.
SPEAKER_06:I understand that that's a like a colloquialism. I haven't heard or something. But what why? What?
SPEAKER_02:I don't know.
SPEAKER_00:A herd in the fran is worth loo in the bush. That's all I know. Is it better to be content with what you already have, even if it's a smaller or less desirable amount, than to risk it all by pursuing something potentially better.
SPEAKER_02:Listen, I'm just saying, Alpha's booing me in the chat. Mods kick them. Ban them. Uh, I need them out. I need them gone. I need them out. Uh mods mod 'em. Mod mod. I'm not gonna lie, that one took me way too long to think up, and I am embarrassed now because so what did you do?
SPEAKER_00:Did you I uh I need to think I need to find a pun and then you're like, what celebrities?
SPEAKER_02:Yes, that's exactly what it is. I I I find a phrase or a pormanteau, if you will, and I uh I I try to think of celebrity names that fit in there, and then I just flesh it out from there.
SPEAKER_06:It reminds me of there's a the I've mentioned this podcast before, but there's a podcast I listen to called uh I Could Murder a Podcast, and there's a guy on there, Ben, and like the running gag is that Ben is an idiot. He's he's the you of the of the I didn't say you were an idiot, I said that the running gag is that you're an idiot. But anyway, he does this thing where he always like says a riddle for what next week's topic is gonna be, but it's they're fucking terrible. It's not a riddle, he just like m says a couple things that that have something to do with words that sound like the person's name. Like it doesn't make any fucking sense, and I feel like that's what exactly was happening here.
SPEAKER_02:Well, this would well, today's episode, Matt, I'm glad you bring it up. Um funny enough, um this week's episode is neither March, April, or May. But today we're talking about Roy J.
SPEAKER_06:You know what?
SPEAKER_02:How was that for a riddle?
SPEAKER_06:You know, like I think it's fine, honestly.
SPEAKER_02:Thank you. You know what, you boys, take the night.
SPEAKER_03:I'll handle Roy J by myself again.
SPEAKER_02:Again. Um Yeah, so we're gonna be talking about Roy J today, which um I where I don't know what else to say about it without giving away too much. I'm both excited to talk about this, but I'm more excited for the discussion to have with you boys afterwards. Um a user actually, uh a user, a listener actually uh made a comment on like our Spotify uh saying you guys should cover Roy J. And we all did a quick Google search of Roy J, and we're like, yeah, that's some weird shit.
SPEAKER_04:So this is your wall.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, and then we figured out not a lot here. Not a lot to Roy J here. But I still like the concept. I like the concept of it. It's gonna be fun. I like the idea. So let's kind of dive into this a smidge, a smidgeil digital here, boys. So what is Roy J? You're probably wondering yourself. So on April 4th, 2025, an anonymous user on 4chan posted a um a link. He posted a file uh titled Roy underscore J underscore PJs with a message saying this is a demon writing itself into retroactively or is writing itself retroactively into pop culture history. You'll think this is a shit post, but you'll remember him from your childhood soon enough. Here is the picture. And then they post a picture of Roy J a man in his pajamas. Now more discussion went into this um about what Roy J is, who he is, um, and why the fuck some people are arguing that this demon, quote unquote, maybe a little bit more interesting than we thought. Boot, care to elaborate a speech?
SPEAKER_06:I will elabor elaborate, right? So okay, Roy J, this this dude here, if you're watching, he's on the fucking screen.
SPEAKER_03:He allegedly is Ah God, I just put the screen on.
SPEAKER_06:He I'll put it back. He allegedly is a comedian from back in like the 70s and 80s. And you know what? Instead of putting a lot of effort into trying to explain it, I'm literally just gonna read you his career synopsis from Wikipedia. Roy J.
SPEAKER_02:Fair is fair.
SPEAKER_06:Born as Roy Jorgensen, I think the Jay is because he's Norwegian, was a British Norwegian or British stand-up comedian. He performed with musical accompaniment and wearing a convict uniform decorated with broad arrows, telling jokes interspersed with his spook and slither hit hither catchphrases. Jay made high-profile television appearances in the 1980s, including The Little and Large Show, the Bob Monkhouse Show, the Laughter Show, and The Main Attraction. In 1973, Roy Jay topped the bill in cabaret following the Miss Gibalter Beauty Pageant broadcast by Jimmy Great. Yep. The broad uh the broadcasting corporation. Jay toured the clubs of England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales before being offered a three-month tour of South Africa in 1975. Jay stayed for eight months and rapidly built a following in the country before returning to the UK. In the early 1980s, Jay began appearing on television shows with his Spook Spook Slither Hither act. Jay would prowl around the stage to musical accompaniment, wearing a convex uniform, telling jokes interjected with his catchphrases. On August of 1984, Jay performed at the exclusive inn on the park club in Jersey. Frustrated with hecklers, he dropped his trousers on stage in front of a family audience. Jay was fined 200 pounds after admitting indecent exposure. The incident received media coverage and dented Jay's public image. Jay did not appear as a regular in the second series of The Laughter Show, but did make a guest appearance in the third episode on March of 1985. So basically, this dude was a comedian. Um, this entire Wikipedia synopsis is basically a summary of an article that was posted on I think comedy.co.uk, uh, which details his career in more detail. Basically, he was like a failing comedian in the 70s who was having a real difficult time like actually gaining national attention, and he like kept changing his content and his character. He went to South Africa, came back to the UK, reinvented himself with this like weird fucking musical number thing. Um, and then apparently just sort of showed Dong. Yeah, yeah. He he struggled with like alcoholism a lot, which comes into this a little bit, I think, comes into his life at several points. And I guess he just like faded out of the public eye eventually.
SPEAKER_02:And so I guess why are we talking about a comedian though? Why are people saying this guy's a a demon? We we see he's right here. We just have a Wikipedia on him in his life.
SPEAKER_00:So, okay, so I have some com I have some of the claims that like the the four channels, the Redditors, the the Hoozuma boobers, whoever's talking about this are claiming, right? So one the first one is the footage looks synthetic. Uh people are claiming that the videos look AI generated, um, his facial movements and timing are off.
SPEAKER_02:Um Yeah, that's that's one thing. There's there's videos on YouTube. There's I think two, maybe three tops of some of his performances. There's one that's a commercial for some soda called Schweppes, and the other is his Bob Monkhouse performance.
SPEAKER_00:Exactly. Um, so yeah, a lot of this a lot of the videos that we do have are fairly similar in like their um like what's going on, I want to say for the most part. Well, there's the song, which is a little different, uh, but the main video that you're gonna see like over and over is his like little stand-up bit that's uh on the monk house or whatever his name is. Um, but this is where most of the claims are coming from. Um again, people are like discussing how uncanny this guy's eyes look. Um, that the the you see some jittery motions and some weird pauses and like just little artifacts that people think are like AI uh generated, right? Um there's a lot of different claims. So if you want to stop and talk about each claim as we go, we can, or I can just keep going through them.
SPEAKER_02:Uh one thing I I want to bring up is the fact that um not only are these videos a little suspicious, but like the the dates that they've been uploaded and whatnot can be a little suspicious, and the Wikipedia article that Matt read off itself is as well.
SPEAKER_00:So these are things I was gonna bring up as well. Okay, go by all means go for it. So the next weirdness that I have is the metadata archive weirdness. Um so people are saying I'm finding videos that weren't here a few days ago that are supposedly like months or years old now. Um we're getting like fudged comments on videos that weren't there one day and then now are showing that they've been there for a year or and stuff like that.
SPEAKER_06:That is the thing of all of this, I think, that has the most basis because there is a video on YouTube where a guy does a screen recording and shows that when he refreshes the page, new comments with old dates appear.
SPEAKER_00:Which yeah, it there's a lot of it happening too, like throughout this whole thing. Um, and then what Mike was saying, uh, there's a a Wikipedia article that did not exist during the time of this 4chan, like the first 4chan post, but then three hours later now does exist. Yeah, um, it's pretty weird. Um uh some of the other claims, uh, people did a lot of digging into this guy, and of course, there's really not much to be dug, unfortunately. But uh what was found is there really aren't any old newspaper clippings, posters, or like TV listings that even though he had claimed to do these big shows, um, they don't like refute. There's no evidence of that. Like, even if I think someone actually found um like a British TV listing of when um he was supposed to be on that show, but it the show does not it does not claim that he was on it that at that time. So um that's a big one. Um some of the less like lesser reputable things that people are saying is he looks and behaves demonic, which is kind of like alright, whatever. They're they're like, oh, but his catchphrase is spook or slither hither, and it's you know, yeah, I've got a clip of of this thing that somebody posted on 4chan.
SPEAKER_06:You want me to explain it?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I would love that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:Okay. So somebody posted a thing on 4chan that is like a infographic that they made of why Roy J is demonic. And so um a lot of this ties into like new pop culture. Some of it obviously gets into Israel because of course it fucking does. But the biggest thing that they hinge on is his pajama pants and how the striped pajamas is a stereotype for when showing uh somebody that's readying bed, readying for bed or sleep, but it's actually extremely occultic and has a spiritual meaning behind it. Um so Roy J, and pictured the left in this infographic that I'm describing, was a British Norwegian stand-up comedian. He wasn't anything crazy compared to other comedians except that he wore a prison uniform during his stand-up gigs and used the phrases slither hither in his spook. But a bit odd, but nothing too weird or out of the ordinary for entertainers. But here's where it gets weird. Some of the information on this man is a bit contradictory. Most would say that he was born in 1948 and died in 2007, but that's what his Wikipedia article says. Some remember him being born in 28 and dying in 92. It seems to be a classic example of the Mandela effect. Um, why is this important? Let's think about what the prison uniform looks like compared to pajamas, both striped shirts and pants using vertical lines, stripes, and blue with white in color, some overall design, possibly signifying them representing the same meaning. Sleeping slash dreaming equals being in prison, or the world is a dream that we must break out of, or something to that effect of escaping a fake dream like reality, very occult in nature. Two different Wikipedia articles have also been recently spotted, something unusual, even for the Mandela effect cases. Now, this is where we get into Rick and Morty. So there are actually some examples of this phenomenon, but going back to the stripes, um, one directly relating to Roy J himself in the adult swim show Rick and Morty. The obvious example is the character Sleepy Gary in the episode Total Rick All. Total Rick All. He's one of many parasites that pass themselves off as a normal person within the lives of those around them, painting false but pleasant memories in their host to create good fill feelings in order to feed off of. So here we have a pajama man character who literally gaslights you into believing a false reality that you retroactively think is true, but is actually something else very sinister in disguise. Rick and his family have to kill these parasites in order to end the false reality that they're being fed, and thus believe that they are like a they believing they are in like the idea of when you die you wake up from the dream. Example two.
SPEAKER_00:And the episode I like how uh sorry, I like how those are called what do you go do you go into uh SPCG? SPCG solar plexus clown gliders.
SPEAKER_03:Oh hell yeah.
SPEAKER_00:No, I'll go into that. Don't worry.
SPEAKER_02:Um keep going. I'll I'll get into that. I just enjoy how they attached Rick and Morty to being this whole conspiracy about like the sleepy Gary being a conspiracy character because he's in pajamas, but like that whole episode has Mr. Poopy Butthole and Hammerai and like Mr. Pencil Man or Pencil Vester or whatever. It's just a room full of room full of weirdos, and they're like, no, the man in the pajamas, that's that's up to something.
SPEAKER_06:Example two. In the episode Morty Night Run, Rick and Morty go to an arcade and play an advanced VR life simulator game called Roy, where you live out the life of a man named Roy until he dies in-game. This is one of my favorite episodes of Rick and Morty. The simulator is so realistic that upon first playing it, Morty had to readjust his reality after playing because he forgot what was actually real. There's a character called Roy representing a false reality in which you feel disoriented upon exiting the game, like waking up from a dream. Roy actually turns returns in a later episode where the game is accidentally powered down while Morty is playing, causing his mind to fracture into all the NPCs in the game, making him a hive mind amongst Roy, who is taken over by Rick in an attempt to save Morty's mind from being lost. The billions of parts of Morty's mind then form a sort of religion to convince his other parts to join Roy to uh become part of the game and return to the real world again. Some some of this is like fucked up, so there's text missing here. But anyway, we get that idea of like the dreamlike state. Now going back to the stripes, apparently the blue and white stripes are a pattern found in ancient Egypt, which the occult slash freemas Freemasons venerate heavily. The blue and white color scheme is even found on the Israeli flag.
SPEAKER_03:We got him, we got 'em. We got 'em.
SPEAKER_06:Although usually black and white in this case represent the spirit realm as well, as that is what most people say it looks like when visiting on psychedelics, a field of jagged black and white stripes or static. People of obscure indigenous cultures, such as the something I can't pronounce, people even paint themselves striped to attract ancestor spirits, as they call them. It is most often black and white, but red and white is common as well. Finally, we see that both the words pajama and jailbreak equal 33 and 66 in gemetria? Gematria using different ciphers. For those who are unaware, Masons use gematria to place and decode messages in everything they're involved in, usually using specific numbers such as 33, 666, and 322, among others. There's also some ties to the movie The Boy in the Striped Pajamas, which I can go into that if you want me to as well.
SPEAKER_02:I should ask my local Mason Lodge, hey, what's up with this? See if they have any answers. You know anything about Roy J?
SPEAKER_06:And then it disappeared forever.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, it the conspiracy is no never ending with Roy J.
SPEAKER_00:Well, that's that's why I brought up that other thing. Because so if you're not familiar with what a solar plexus clown glider is, um it is the collective name given to a broad range of paranormal phenomena attributed to a corruptive entity which infects weak and vulnerable people through their solar plexus chakra, uh, originally used by A's New Age practitioners. Um, this was linked to a horror-themed email affordable in the late 90s, which claimed that simply by reading or hearing the words solar plexus clown glider made one susceptible to the infection. And basically, uh because it's all online and it's like jumping from you know social to social. Uh, they're saying that it's a solar plexus clown glider just making its way through um reality.
SPEAKER_02:You could say social media is a virus, dude.
SPEAKER_00:Bringing up the big issues. Um yeah, I mean, realistically you could, but uh yeah, I just I saw that in uh in one of the videos I was watching about him that fucking someone called him a solar plexus clown glider, and I was like, what the fuck is that?
SPEAKER_06:Hold on, hold on, hold on. So so I was looking at this infographic that I was reading earlier. I hadn't read all of this. Okay, so to summarize the connection to the boy in the striped pajamas, they it's can't get away from that right now. It is um something about Holocaust victims. Anyway, underneath that, for some reason, the rainbow is related to this somewhat. Um something about LGBT sodomy, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Now, the rainbow. What order those colors be in? Do you do you remember? Roy Gibb Roy G biv. Roy, he's right there. He's right there.
SPEAKER_03:Oh my god. This goes all the way to the top.
SPEAKER_02:That's nuts.
SPEAKER_00:He's gonna be able to sleep tonight.
SPEAKER_02:He's gonna infect your dream.
SPEAKER_00:I will say, so Doug, did you have more of the weird? I do. I have more, I have even more stuff that people pointed out. So the next one is voice inconsistency theory. All right. Most of the claims are saying that sometimes he's sounds British and sometimes he doesn't sound like he's British, and then um, and one of the main things that people were saying is that his voice sounds like a mush or mixture of like other comedians.
SPEAKER_06:Weird how he sounds exactly like Robin Williams, though.
SPEAKER_02:I didn't hear it. I heard the audio bit. I didn't hear it.
SPEAKER_06:I made that connection before I even watched that video.
SPEAKER_00:I I I truly I didn't I didn't I saw the like the comparison video and it it didn't I just click I didn't hear him in that.
SPEAKER_06:I think that comparison video isn't even the best comparison. When I was just watching his performances before I even saw that comparison, I was like, he sounds like Robin Williams.
SPEAKER_02:There is, yeah, we're we're referencing so there's a video called 4chan Strange's Mystery, Roy J the Comedian Who Doesn't Exist by Coop. Um, did very a very good dive into this thing, but there's a lot of stuff they bring up. Yeah, and there's a lot of stuff in this that I can, in my opinion, is easily explained away. Right. Easily explain awayable. Um, where he's just like, no, he's he's a demon because his voice is funny. But yeah, he's a cremedian in the 80s on Coke.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, he's even like one of his biggest things is like, oh, they called the fucking crematorium where he was allegedly cremated. And I know you have a thing about that, but he was like, Oh, the crematorium said that there's nobody named Roy J that was cremated there. But that's not it, that's not his real fucking name. Yeah, it's just they're not gonna take him, you know. They're not gonna take Marilyn Manson to the fucking crematorium and be like, yeah, this is Marilyn Manson. Cremate him and put that on his head's his tombstone.
SPEAKER_00:Exactly. Steve Williams. Um, what else do you got, Doug? Uh the other one, there's two more that I have. One is just like very obvious, like people were just making fake.
SPEAKER_06:I guess there'd be no headstone if it was a crematorium, sorry anyway. Please continue.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, he's in a fucking bucket. Um bucket. He's in a bucket because he's a comedian.
SPEAKER_03:Um so this one's just self-explanatory. Do you think all when comedians die, they just go and they just end up in a bucket all the time?
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, that's why they call it kicking the bucket, dude. What the fuck?
SPEAKER_00:Oh yeah, they put all the funny bones into the bucket. Zing! Let's go. I'm back at it, baby. Um we needed this after Urban Spook. Yeah, seriously. Um, but the other thing uh, which I again I think I already started saying this, but uh people were just making shit up. Like people were fully making fake videos or photos, um, screen caps and stuff, and it made an actual trail uh back to the original post and to real info very muddied in between, um, because the internet loves to do that shit. So that one doesn't really warrant a whole lot of discussion, it's just it is what it is. Um and then uh someone claims that they think this is an ARG. Um they said that it's an alternate reality game uh or Psyop to show how an AI can rewrite history. Uh it's to test how fast uh the culture cultural memory propagates. Um basically uh this was showing up on a bunch of like conspiracy forums. Um so that that was one that was the last theory I had.
SPEAKER_06:So to summarize, basically what people are saying is either this is a demon rewriting itself into history for some reason, or the other more prominent theory that I've seen in the one that is in that video we were talking about is that some sort of AI is rewriting parts of the internet to include this guy in op culture history for no reason.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, because here's the weird thing with it too. I did you see the thing about the like rogue AI thing?
SPEAKER_06:The thing about the rogue AI basically that there's like an AI that has accidentally been let loose and it's yeah yeah.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:So here here's here's one of the things too with this. So um I I believe, I believe in the um in the uh the the Coop video, he he references to the the there's there's a video by a uh a user on YouTube named Doom Basher in 1971. And they they're the ones that uploaded the original Roy Spook uh performance on the Bob Monkhouse show in 1983. In Coop's video, he's like, Oh, that video, the the date was changed, so it predated it to being posted 11 years ago. I don't think that was the case. I just don't think people found this until recently because Roy J wasn't on the radar. Because if you go to Dunebasher's account, it looks like they just kind of upload a bunch of stuff from older like it's it's got over 150 videos, and most of them are old uploads from it's kind of like they're trying to retain all this old media because it's all shit from like the eighties and nineties. So I'm not surprised.
SPEAKER_00:Were you saying they were just like uploading like random footage they had found and stuff?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, it's just random bits from shit. TV shows and music videos and like cart commercials, things like that.
SPEAKER_00:From I wonder if they're like grabbing like VHSs from like that's what I'm saying. Yeah, this is just such a weird thing to have, though.
SPEAKER_02:I think it is in the grand scheme of things on YouTube, over a billion hours are uploaded a day. Is this really it the in the grand scheme of things? Is this that weird? Is this some guy archiving like Doug said? If he's just finding random VHSs, he's just one trying to archive them. You're like you, you're I'm lost media boy now. Wouldn't you be so happy to find a channel like this archiving lost potential lost media?
SPEAKER_00:No, yeah, you're just you know right, I guess there are people that do that. I was actually I was thinking about this the other day. I was like, man, if I go like do a garage sale and I just like find a stack of like someone's VHS, like I would for sure just like pop copy them over to fucking DVD or whatever, you know, digitize it and then like easy YouTube channel, like bam.
SPEAKER_02:I found a stack of um I found a stack at my parents' house of and it's it's got real old obscure cartoons, and I have no one of them is fucked up looking. I really want to find a way to copy it onto a computer. I'd have no idea how to do that, but I really want to find a way how because it is weird. I really want to show you guys that thing someday.
SPEAKER_00:Um you gotta find one of those DVD slash VHS uh that's what they have recorders.
SPEAKER_06:Does that I mean you really need to need a VCR and a capture card.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, that that that's fair. That's hypergraphic that makes it a lot easier, actually. But yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Um but uh another thing that I wanted to bring up too. Uh we talk about like one of the one of the things that he was saying, the the Coops guy and some people online, they're like, oh, you know, he did a he did a commercial for Schwepps, and uh, you know, a lot of people they'll think of Schweppes and they're like, oh, I don't remember that commercial from back then. I mean, yeah, I don't remember every Coca-Cola commercial from 1992 or 1995. You know what I mean? Like, you're not gonna remember all the commercials. There's some that stick with you, obviously, because of nostalgia, but you're not gonna remember every commercial. Yeah, every brand.
SPEAKER_06:One of the points that guy makes in the video is like he he contacts somebody from England and is like, hey, yeah, or from the UK, and is like, hey, do you remember this? Have you ever seen this guy? Does any of your family remember this guy? And everybody's like, no. But I mean, think about it. Every I don't remember every comedian I've seen on like a late night special on Comedy Central.
SPEAKER_02:Though the the big thing that does grab me though, is like Doug said, there is that like British TV guide that shows the Bob Monkhouse show, and Roy J is not referenced there at all, which is very odd. Now, maybe I don't have a reference point. Maybe they just maybe that show just was not doing that because they don't show any other of that show's the the Bob Monkhouse, they don't show any other of those listings from that TV guide. So, for all we know, that Bob M Bob Monkhouse show just never posted the the performances on that TV guide. Well, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_06:Like I maybe I'm wrong about this, but I assume TV guides with like SNL on them don't have the musical guests listed.
SPEAKER_02:I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Maybe they just don't.
SPEAKER_00:Who's to say? Um, yeah, I I I don't know. I I'm gonna be honest with you. I haven't thought or even looked at a TV guide in fucking ages, you know what I'm saying? And like when when you had a TV guide, you think they were always accurate, like 100% of the stuff.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I'm sure things changed for some one reason or another, and like sports runs over or something or right where things I get I guess before I get too much deeper into it, some like into because I wanna before we I before I start talking about like me quote unquote debunking a bunch of this stuff, I do want to do that after we're done with the initial discussion. Um but like another thing, like I mentioned before with this Dune Bashers, they they they posted this was apparently 11 years ago when they posted this video, and the biggest strange part of it is people are noticing these weird like AI artifacts, like what you were mentioning, Doug, where like the eyes go kind of weird, the face doesn't meld properly. Um there's in one very quick flash, you see like a sixth finger on his hand. Um so there are these like weird AI-esque things populating in this video from 11 years ago when AI just was not a thing.
SPEAKER_06:Wait, which video is this, though? Is this the Doom Basher? The Doom Basher one? Because I've watched this and I don't know if I can I don't know that I can see this.
SPEAKER_02:I mean it's a two fucking 240p video, so that yeah, but here's the thing the the other conspiracy is that it's not from 11 years ago, and that the this demon, this AI or whatever, made this video look low quality on purpose to try to trick your brain.
SPEAKER_05:Are you picking up on me now?
SPEAKER_06:Well, but it is legitimately a 240p video, so you it's gonna be compressed. So, like a lot of this stuff is gonna be like artifacts from compression. It's artifacts from compression what's going on.
SPEAKER_02:I think, I mean, I didn't I don't want to talk about it yet, but I think it's a lot of it is artifacts from compression, and also I'm like 95% sure YouTube's got some form of like AI upscaling, AI high uh yeah, AI upscaling that's affecting this video. Um and I I'm I'm pretty confident that's what's happening. If you look at the video that Coop puts out, the way he's talking about it and the the clips that he shows, it does look like it's just like an AI trying to keep up with what's going on on screen.
SPEAKER_00:Have we have we looked at any other videos of just the Bob Monkhouse show with someone else? I maybe it maybe it looks like the stage, maybe it looks similar.
SPEAKER_02:Like I saw I saw a small clip, and this the stage actually does look different. It's a different stage, but that's not too weird.
SPEAKER_00:SNL they change up their stage all the time for whenever I just say maybe we can we can see like because the way it looks in that in the the Dune Basher video is like clearly he's just like in like a stage with like a full band behind it. I can't imagine they change that up too much, right? Right, yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Um yeah, no, the the stage does look different. Um it's the same concept of an outline, but like um the design is way different for this like small clip I saw from the the the show.
SPEAKER_00:The the one thing I do want to say just about this video in general is that like no there's no inkling for me, although again it could be edited.
SPEAKER_06:I don't obviously I don't know for sure, but like uh here's a a clip of the Bob Monkhouse show from a different episode, and then the stage setup looks identical.
SPEAKER_00:Okay, perfect. So that leads me to believe it. That looks very so that being said, I feel like it's really like AI is good, but I feel like it doesn't do that. Like I think there's bits of AI that make it hard for me to be like, yeah, hey, I when I saw this video, I didn't nothing screamed AI to me. Yeah, he's got weird eyes, I guess, but like the thing that I look for when I'm trying to determine if things are AI, I didn't really get any of those.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, usually there was like the weight of the thing, the subject or of the person or whatever is wrong, like they're floating too much, or like you know, yeah, and this this guy's eyes are moving around a lot, and I feel like AI doesn't do that.
SPEAKER_00:They're like they give you that dead stare thing.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, and another thing too, no, it well, so when we first brought this up, um we first brought this up, we were all kind of just kind of trying to do a quick, you know, hypothesis of what it could be. And I know, Matt, I know at one point you said some of these things look like they're AI, but to me, the dead giveaway that this is not AI, and I knew from immediately that's not, is just like the camera angle. AI will whenever you watch AI videos, you can tell it's AI by the way the fake camera moves. The way that is, but like the way the fake camera moves, it's either the the the point of interest is dead center, or it's one person here, one person here. It doesn't move much unless it's in that like selfie camera-esque position, because that's just what it's trained on. This is an actual camera moving around, it's taking different angles, it's taking different turns. AI videos just don't do that, they're not at that level yet. The like AI footage looks like a drone hovering. You can tell this is not a drone hovering, this is from a legit camera source.
SPEAKER_00:You can tell someone's manning the camera, yeah.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, and but but to play devil's advocate, you can absolutely a hundred percent replicate this sort of camera movement on a static shot in like Da Vinci Resolve.
SPEAKER_02:You can, yeah, it's easy to do.
SPEAKER_06:But not with but an AI generating a put in an AI if you took an AI video and then edited it yourself, you could very convincingly recreate this effect.
SPEAKER_02:Sure, sure. Yeah, but that involves people, that involves a person editing and whatnot, where the theory on this is that it's an AI golden robe or some demon slipping itself into its brain.
SPEAKER_06:Um I I think I think to Doug's point, Doug has the biggest point for why I this probably isn't AI generated, which is this other thing that I just found, which is Tommy Cooper on the Bob Monkow show in 1983. There's no way any AI has been trained on enough footage from the Bob Munkow show in 1983 specifically to be able to convincingly recreate this stage.
SPEAKER_02:100%. And you gotta look at you gotta look at the background things too. Like the band is in the background, you see them playing. And AI is not gonna hasn't, like you said, has not trained itself on enough footage.
SPEAKER_06:Exactly.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Something that I did find weird though. So in that video and in the um in that video, they referenced to an article, the the comedy.co.uk article. Um, and they're like, oh yeah, like it's even like retroactively publishing these articles on him. Um, and they have to say retroactively to keep the story going. It actually, before I okay, hang on. So so what's weird about this article? Because I don't want to I don't want to poo-poo on it because I like the idea.
SPEAKER_06:No, no, no, but I I do have another theory that that was introduced that I don't think we've debunked yet.
SPEAKER_02:Okay. Well, so something that I think does you can go I I'm almost done here, but something that I think does add to this potentially being some either rogue AI or demon that's writing itself in. This article was quote unquote published uh September 22nd, 2024. But the writer is by a Graham McCann, who if you click on the name to view more of their writings and everything, it says that they're an English author, and everything on here is basically blank. It says uh their bio for this site is blank. It's Graham McCann is just an English author, that's all it says. And it gives credits for things that it's that they've done. Um from 2002 to 2022, it gives you all these credits, but this article is not referenced in that.
SPEAKER_06:He also doesn't, and correct me if I'm wrong, in that article, explain where he got any of the information.
SPEAKER_02:No, no, he does not. Um, the the Wikipedia does use references, but those references themselves also are kind of meh.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, I went through and clicked on those, and I couldn't find a single thing where I was like, this is indisputable evidence that nothing sticks really. So yeah, you you get these articles.co.uk, but the thing about that article is that article has no references that say where the information came from.
SPEAKER_02:Exactly. So it it's it's very strange. And and there's like I don't even know how to I don't even know what how to what what to how to describe it, but like the article itself has a bunch of old photos of like Roy J from back in like the 70s and whatnot, and some of his earlier performances. So we get a lot more images of Roy J from this, but something that's that kind of irks me a little bit with it is like I don't know, it's it's I can't describe it, but like the the the pictures look genuine, but the article itself gives off vibes that it like you said, there's no references to it, there's no um uh there's nothing that shows that any of this is real. So is this just something someone made up?
SPEAKER_06:They just found pictures of Roy J and was like, yeah, let's see, that's the thing, that's the theory that I was that I was mentioning, is that the reality, and this is I find this somewhat believable, is that the truth is actually a hybrid in that Roy J actually existed and actually was a comedian from this era, but the rest of the information that has been posted online about him was completely made up. As in, I so either an AI found this found Roy J and references to him and then made up a backstory and then started writing it in, or someone opportunistically discovered this comedian and then used the foot reused the footage and images to make up a backstory about a person who never existed.
SPEAKER_02:That's a good idea.
SPEAKER_00:I like that. So I was trying to get I was trying to have Chat GPT create a character. No, I was trying to have ChatGPT spill the beans that they're helping cover up the truth on this. And it's just led me in a circle. I was like, how do I know you're not just like giving me this information to cover for the rogue AI that's tampering with the truth? And I'm just getting some like bullshit answers. I think they have like a very specific thing to say when people start being like, you're fucking with me. Um so I thought I'd get fun out of that, but it didn't, it didn't happen. I was just I literally I was like, I was like, uh, how do I know you as an AI aren't a part of rewriting our history? And they're like, I can't, I wouldn't be able to, I can't edit or you know, alter websites or records or anything like that. And I'm like, okay, well, maybe you're not changing anything yourself, but with the information you're giving out, you're helping protect the rogue AI that is doing all of this. And then there's like she they said that's a reasonable worry. Oh, she's um I was like, oh, okay. Um, but then they're like, here's a short safe plan you can follow to help you not worry about this. And I was like, that's stupid.
SPEAKER_06:So you're not gonna tell us the stream.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_00:Should just be like, tell tell me, tell me everything.
SPEAKER_02:Tell me everything about him. Um I guess I have a lot more I want to say, but real fast, let's just get into our thoughts on this whole thing. Because I I have a lot I want to say, and I want to go into it after uh real or fake type of note here. So boys, I'm gonna say, is this instead of real or fake, I'm gonna say real boy, demon, or AI?
SPEAKER_00:I think we can lump demon AI into one category. Alright, so is it is he real or robot?
SPEAKER_02:I'm gonna say real man, and I have a lot more to talk about, but I want to hear what you guys have to say first.
SPEAKER_06:I think I think the scenario that I laid out is plausible that he was a real individual that no information existed about, and then either someone or an AI wrote the backstory.
SPEAKER_00:I I would have to agree with Matt. I think that is the most logical thing from the information that I've been able to find. And I think I don't have okay, so I think I think he was a real person. I just don't think I have the means or any way of finding any sort of truth beyond that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:We are Roy J agnostics. We believe we believe Jesus was a real guy, but we we're unsure if he was the son of God. The same way that we believe Roy J was a real guy, but we are we are unsure whether he is the Roy J who has been presented before us today.
SPEAKER_02:Exactly. Exactly what it is. Yeah, I like that. So I'm gonna drop something in the links for Matt real quick. Let me let me get rid of these for you real fast. I'm gonna drop a couple things in here for you, bud. First and foremost, there's that.
SPEAKER_00:You shake your pants, buddy.
SPEAKER_02:Oh god, I feel like it. Feeling like it. Um there's that. And then I'm also gonna drop you. Where did you put this? It's in the links, link list format. There's one, don't open it yet. Okay, let me get them all. Let me get me ready. Because I have a whole thing. I'm about to go into a fucking dissertation. Oh god. No, because I don't want you to.
SPEAKER_00:I'm about to disassociate. I'll be back in a bit.
SPEAKER_02:No way. Um there's that one. There is hang on, I'm getting it. Oh god, I'm so glad I found all this.
SPEAKER_06:I literally only see one link in this document.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I'm putting the other one. Give me a fucking second.
SPEAKER_06:Fucking Christ, Michael.
SPEAKER_01:Well, my fucking thing. I'm an old boomer. I'm a boomer. When it comes to the technology, why don't you do this ahead of time?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, come on, man. Prepare. I didn't think to do that. I didn't think to prepare. Okay, let me give you this one. Alright, I'll just give you two. Fuck it. We'll be good with that. So there's that one, and there's this one. So I want you to go ahead and I want you to open up that first one. That first one will link it to a Reddit thread where people talk about Roy J. First and foremost. I think Roy J was just a failed comedian. I think he had his five minutes in fame. Um, and a lot of people in this Reddit thread that I found are saying basically the same thing. There's a lot of people in here, and and to top off the credibility here, I have looked up a lot of the Reddit users in here, and I've seen a huge posting um history on a bunch of different threads, and they're all very unique, and they f they they they seem like they're real people. So I feel like these are real people. But a lot of these people are saying, yeah, I remember him. He had a uh a quick stunt in the in the 80s, he has five minutes of fame, but his whole problem was he had he was a one-trick pony. He did the whole slitter spook thing, it was really funny, but then he never changed up his his routine, it got stale, and he just kind of went into nowhere'sville. He just he just fell off. No one cared about him after after you know a couple months here. Um that seems to be like the recurring uh uh trend here, um, is that he was he was relatively popular in England at the time. He never uh got past doing the whole Slither thing, and he just could never get that um international fame. He was basically just stuck being a uh England uh uh UK known comedian. Um like you were saying before, he struggled with alcoholism and all that stuff, and he just kind of fell off. The whole revealing his dong to a bunch of families didn't help, and so that just blasted him into obscurity as well. Uh another thing that I feel adds to this is that the original 4chan post was from this year, 2025. People are like, oh, well, fucking, he's just retroactively putting himself in. There's a Google Trends uh uh link that you could find. Here it is for you too, buddy, where people have actually been talking about Roy J for quite some times. I just put the Google Trends link in the link list for you as well. Um, they've been talking about him for a while, like they've brought up Roy J. in 205 2016. He actually had a huge spike in 2016, and some of the comments was even before that one was even like, oh yeah, he comes up every couple years, people talk about him, they bring him up because it's a nostalgia thing. They're like, Oh, yeah, I remember that. That was kind of funny, and then it fades back into obscurity. Someone even made the comment it's funny that he just makes the rounds every couple of years on the internet, and people think he's some demon when he's just some washed up comedian from the 80s. Um, but yeah, like if you look at the trends, like 2016, he was he he spiked huge spike back in 2004. There's a spike, like he he's constantly being talked about. There, it's almost never flat. There's some sort of constant buzz about Roy J at any given point online.
SPEAKER_06:That's what they want you to think, Michael. They're changing the search results. There's Lord's changing the search results.
SPEAKER_02:Um another thing, they're changing the results. Another thing that I want to bring bring up, I posted this in the link chat for you if you want to put it on screen too. Um, I went to findagrave.com where you can find the graves of people um all over the fucking place, and I found a link to him, and I found a link to his spouse, and I found where his spouse was buried. So if he was just some fucking uh uh generic AI demon thing, why would this AI thing go to the extent of creating a wife and then creating a grave site for his wife? And I even know where she's buried. I found the address for the fucking place, the cemetery she's buried at. Like, you can just find her. Like, this is all public information. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_06:Roy Emory Roy J. J. Jorgensen.
SPEAKER_02:Yep, and and the curator for it on his site and on or on his wife's site, there is a curator that has a curator ID number, and this guy has worked with Find a Grave for years, and he has a history of doing all this stuff. Uh, it's all certified, it's all on this guy's ID number.
SPEAKER_06:But it does say created by Mike Mac added October 8th, 2024, Michael. This page didn't exist until October 8th, 2024, which is after this whole thing started.
SPEAKER_02:For for Roy J, correct?
SPEAKER_06:Correct.
SPEAKER_02:Go to his wife's.
SPEAKER_06:How are we sure?
SPEAKER_02:Why would his wife's be in acting?
SPEAKER_06:December 13th, 2014. Damn.
SPEAKER_02:Roy J's he was cremated, even posts that in there.
SPEAKER_06:So I think she's buried in South Dakota, though.
SPEAKER_02:She might have been born there. How do we know? Because he died in Spain, but that doesn't mean they they were native to Spain.
SPEAKER_06:But he's got his entire career in the UK.
SPEAKER_02:Why would Because his wife might have been from North Carolina and wanted to be buried with family. South Dakota. Your South Dakota, yeah, and want to be buried family. That's not too out of the ordinary. My grandmother died in Oswego. She was buried fucking an hour and a half away because that's her family plot. Yeah. That's just how it is. Um, I and I just think he was just some guy. I really I really just think he was some dude that just fell off in obscurity, and uh the internet just brings him up every now and then. I I really I really do think that's all it was. I don't think there's much on him because he was around during the 80s, and uh, I don't think anyone cared enough to really do a deep dive interview with this guy. I mean, it's the same as um Doug, you might I mean you you'll probably know about this. Uh Pee-wee, Pee-wee Herman. Um, there was that documentary that came out um about him, and it was the first real documentary where he talked about being Pee Wee Herman because he liked to separate his personal life from his his acting life. He kept very good fucking what's what's his name? I'm I I forgot his name, the actor. Paul Rubens. Paul Rubens, yeah. He kept all his private life, he kept his private life secret from everyone. No one knew what was going on with Paul Rubin. No one knew what was going on ever. He kept that shit away. So it's not out of the ordinary that if Roy J did the same thing, there would just be no information on him because he never cared to bring that information out into light.
SPEAKER_06:We send him flowers. So, how did they get all the information about his career for the comedy article?
SPEAKER_02:For all we know, the the for all we know, this guy went to a family member and just found as much information as we could. You're right. That is a little sus that we there's no references to it or there's no um information about where this person got their information. I do agree that's a little weird and suspicious. But again, it's one of those things where like I mean, i in in 50 years from now, there's there's there's there's a small possibility that there's gonna be an I there's gonna be a Wikipedia page about us. But are they how are they gonna get the information about us? You know what I mean? Just looking at episodes here. This is the 80s. If if he didn't do that many episodes of any TV shows or anything, there's not gonna be any TV shows to reference. The only thing the reference is the one performance from the Bob fucking monkhouse show. Um because it was the the 80s. They didn't think to um they didn't think to archive that shit. The what was it? The uh um there's a movie. Um, I forgot the name of the movie. There there's a very famous movie where they just never archived the original footage. So we'll just like what we see now is what we get.
SPEAKER_06:Like the there's a ton of black and white movies from oh yeah, it's something that are just gone.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, it's something like 90% or something is just gone because they never thought to archive it.
SPEAKER_06:Some of those were a lot of those were lost, and like uh they were basically just like the the only tapes, like the master tapes were just like thrown in storage units at the studios, and they just either dry rotted or like they burnt, or like the chemicals on them like ate away at the film, and now they're useless.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I mean that and I think that leads to my point too, where it's like you have this, you have this five minutes of fame, this one-off comedian who never never got his feet off the ground, never became success very successful, had a small stint with a Schweppes commercial, and one appearance on the Bob and Bunkhouse show. Is it worth archiving any footage with that guy on it? Probably not. No, is it worth diving too deep into finding any information on this guy? Probably not.
SPEAKER_06:You're probably right, Michael.
SPEAKER_02:You know what I mean? It just probably wasn't worthwhile.
SPEAKER_06:You're probably right, Michael, but that's not fun.
SPEAKER_02:You're right. It's actually kind of sad how this man spent most of his life trying to make it big as a comedian, and the biggest thing to his name is that people think he's a demon. In a way, it's kind of funny. He might actually enjoy it, but and like if you look at comedians back in the day, people are like, oh yeah, his his his act is weird, like his voices are weird, and he's never really looking at the camera, he's acting strange. Yeah, that was the 80s, man. People are acting weird all the time. That's and especially 80s English comedy, that shit was weird. You know what I mean? Life of Brian and other bullshit like that. That it was just a a different time.
SPEAKER_06:That's what a lot of the people in this Reddit thread are saying. They're like, people who don't under who think that this is AI because of the way he acts as weirds clearly do not understand British humor in the 70s and 80s.
SPEAKER_02:The Brits don't know how to be funny, so they had to do this weird shit to compensate. And even in that Koops video, like again, that Koops video did a really good job, but a lot of his shit, he's like, Oh, he never look at any photo of of uh of Roy J. Look at any of the videos. He's never looking directly in the camera. This is what AI does. He does it in the Schwepps commercial, dude. Not only that, the camera.
SPEAKER_06:Not only that, but AI generates fit photos that where people are looking at the camera fucking all the time.
SPEAKER_02:Like, it's not and it drove me wild because in that video, too, he's like, oh, he he moves weird in the Schwepps commercial. Everyone's moving weird. It's like, yeah, no shit. That's because you know why. Not only is it part of the act, well, no, but in the in the commercial, the way they shot it is everything is shot at a fucking high speed, uh a high shutter rate camera, and everything is sped up, and he is actively moving very slowly while everyone else is moving fast behind them. They do that on purpose. If you watch it, he is moving slow in fast motion. That's why he looks janky because that is the way they shot that. They shot it in fast forward motion, essentially. But he it's the same, it's the same that you do with um uh like music videos, for example. If you're doing like a slow motion bit in a music video, but they're still singing along, they're singing along, but they're mouthing it very slowly. So when they speed the footage up, it looks like it's it looks normal. But that's what they're doing there. It's high speed shit that they're slowing down.
SPEAKER_06:I get it.
SPEAKER_02:I'm just saying, the guy don't know what he's talking about. I don't know what he's talking about. It's a real man, it's all real footage. That's what I gotta say. Rant over. I'm sorry. I'm passionate about these things. Are you? You're passionate about fucking Roy J? I'm passionate about like film, uh, like ways to film things, yeah. Anyway, that was my like 20-minute rant about why I think it's human. Why do you guys think it's a demon?
SPEAKER_06:I don't actually think that you've ruined the fun. Let's get this episode over with.
SPEAKER_02:Okay. Yeah. Yeah. That sounds about right. Alright, well, okay, but real fast, just straight up. What do you guys legit think it's just a guy, or do you think it maybe I top the leg?
SPEAKER_06:I legit think it's a guy. I think I think there's a very minuscule possibility that he was a guy, and then some of the information that's are surrounding him has been made up, but I don't know or that it matters at all.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, yeah, okay. That's fair. I I think he was a guy that wasn't until he was a guy that was. Exactly.
SPEAKER_02:Couldn't have said it better myself.
SPEAKER_06:Well, uh, it was a fun, fun thought experiment, and that's about it.
SPEAKER_02:I enjoyed that we panicked a lot for the most of this, like, oh this. There's nothing on this topic. How are we gonna make it last? You forgot that I can just not shut the fuck up. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um outline is just it's just uh uh intro, who he was, theories, and then Mike Rance.
SPEAKER_02:And then god damn it, I have to edit this guy out.
SPEAKER_00:Speed up last 20 minutes.
SPEAKER_02:Um, yeah, I guess uh thanks thanks for tuning in, everyone. Uh as always, find us on any social media or any website, just look us up, Deluty Pod, or don't look under the internet, anywhere you are. Um Hometown Horrors. If you have some scary stories of scary things that happen to you, give us an email at dilutypod at gmail.com, subject line it, uh hometown horrors 2025, and we'll read it on the show for our Halloween episode. Um give us fun stuff.
SPEAKER_00:Don't make don't make up a story. Give us a story that happened. Yeah, don't make them up because we don't we know when you're making it up, all right.
SPEAKER_02:It's very obvious when you make them up. Um all I'll say is if you see a Roy J in real life, just ask him how he's doing, because uh according to this guy's bio, he ain't doing good. So ask make sure he's doing good. Um give him a hug. Uh Doug, what do you got for the people?
SPEAKER_00:So what I want you guys to do is I want you to I want you to take your pain. And I want you to take your bean. And I want you to just uh slither on hither. I'll see you later.
SPEAKER_06:Good job, boot. Stay spooky, say stupid slither.
SPEAKER_02:Slither on out, boys. Yeah, alright. Well, goodbye everyone. Thanks for tuning in as always, and may Roy J be with you.
SPEAKER_00:No, no, I don't think so.
