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Cold Open & Host Banter

SPEAKER_00

Don't look under the internet.

SPEAKER_06

Welcome to Don't Look Under the Internet. It's comedy horror podcast featuring the likes of yours, truly. We got Matthew, who I definitely didn't interrupt.

SPEAKER_04

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_06

Subtitle just says We got Douglas. Nope. And then we got the Beanmaster Jason himself.

SPEAKER_02

Do you know that the letter W starts with the letter D.

SPEAKER_04

And then we have me.

SPEAKER_02

The fucking looks of confusion. I love it.

SPEAKER_06

I have seen those uh where it's the alphabet alphabetically.

SPEAKER_02

It's stupid. It's fucking it hurts my brain. Because it's right and I hate it.

SPEAKER_08

That is kind of fun. I hate it. But it is fun. How do you spell W with a D?

SPEAKER_05

Oh. It's the first one. Are you sure though? Do we have a spelling for W? Or is that just a word? It's two words. Does it have a duh duh? Yeah. No, no, no. I get it. I always send itself. But is there an actual word written out like this is this is how you spell it?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, it's D-O-U-B-L-E. Are there official spellings for letters now? Is Mike.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. That's that's what I was.

SPEAKER_08

That's there's like that phonetic spelling thing though that is like a linguistic thing. How you spell letters.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it's fair. Who are to spell letters? What order would it be in? Mike?

SPEAKER_08

There's a video for that Mike's. Who are you?

What “Abandoned Internet” Means

SPEAKER_06

Anyway, yeah, it's great. Um, let's get the fuck out of wherever this is going, because I don't like it that much. That's an uncomfortable zone. I don't like it. Anyway, so what we're gonna be talking about today. We're all just we're all just having a good time, you know what I'm saying? So two two weeks in a row, we had Reddit stuff. We're like, that's fun. And then Doug was like, hey, you know what else is fun? Old websites that people either don't update or they still fucking do for some reason and it don't look good. Or they only say that most of them.

SPEAKER_08

By the way, they still pay for them for some reason, or they pre-pay them for a long time.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, they're still paying for them. Um, so Doug, do you care to explain how this came to be? Do you care to explain why we're fucking doing explain the whole internet?

SPEAKER_08

Start there.

SPEAKER_06

Matt, are you doing smelling salts? Yeah. Those are poppers.

SPEAKER_08

Those are poppers, so we can go dancing later.

SPEAKER_02

Um it dilates his anus so we can dance.

SPEAKER_08

I'm smelling orange peels.

SPEAKER_05

You know what I'm with? Does it smell like orange or smell like green, maybe?

SPEAKER_08

It smells like apple.

SPEAKER_06

What?

SPEAKER_08

That is a good juice.

SPEAKER_06

Did you know the juice from the orange peel is flammable? It's really cool.

SPEAKER_08

Do you know it's toxic to case?

SPEAKER_05

Uh actually, did you know that if you put the juice from an orange in your eyeball, it feels really good, Mike?

SPEAKER_06

Matt, try for me. Um anyway.

SPEAKER_05

How did we so I've been getting served like weird YouTubes about just like early, or well, I say early, but like late, late 90s, early 2000s, like websites and stuff like that. And uh I thought it'd be cool to do something similar. And so one day I stumbled across uh a search engine, which we'll go over in a minute. But uh basically, um I wanted to talk about abandoned internet because I thought it was neat, I thought it was a fun idea. It hits the nostalgia factor for me, um, and hopefully those listening as well. But uh, so when we talk about abandoned internet, um, I'm referring to websites, forums, pages, digital communities that were once active but have then since been deserted. Um, they still exist online and sometimes are perfectly preserved, sometimes they're a little broken or half functional, um, and or no one maintains them anymore. Um think the Space Jam website before Space Jam 2. Yeah, right. So some characteristics uh would be like old interfaces that are kind of frozen in that early 2000s design, or maybe like even early 2010s, um, which says a lot about what we're about to talk about because shit. I don't even know. Like we've come such a long way in such a short amount of years to like where we are now, to how things look on the internet.

SPEAKER_08

But either way, a lot of the shit I found on here was like 11 years old.

SPEAKER_05

I was like, I know it's fucking weird. It's like really weird because it still looks like it's stuck in the 2000s, but it's not. Um, but anyways, so we're gonna be seeing old interfaces, broken links, missing images, four or four pages. We're gonna see you know, posts from eight to fifteen years ago. We're gonna see the the infamous guest book. The guest book, my friends. Do you remember that? Go into a website, it's like sign my guest book. Oh my god, sign my guest book. Yeah, yeah. Um, we're gonna see fucking uh websites that were designed for flash and java that no longer work. Uh, we're gonna see stuff that just triggers a browser warning that's like, yo, are you sure you want to go here? Um, and then like untouched personal pages, which I'm almost positive 90% of this episode is gonna be about. Um, like digital diaries, blogs, just people who liked something a lot and had a lot of shit to say about it for no reason. We're gonna be seeing a lot of that in this episode. Oh yeah, brother. I think it was a lot of fun for me at least. I know Mike was having a good time.

SPEAKER_06

Um, I'd love to see what you guys found, or at least a chance to do it.

Enter WIby.me: Curated Old-Web Search

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, no, you broke you broke your own brain, and that's that's kind of your fault, but that's fine. That's what that's what we're doing this for, right? So uh I found a website called Wibby.me, that's w i b y dot me. Um, and it has like a curated search engine for old websites. So you can basically take uh there's a search bar as uh any good search engine has, and you can look up old shit, and it almost like it kind of seems like it utilizes the Wayback Machine to a degree. Um, but you can kind of search old shit, and anything the search engine pops up is going to be an old website that is either no longer active or you know still around for whatever reason. Um, but there's also a I'm feeling lucky button, which we love a good I'm feeling lucky button, and it's going to randomly generate us a website so we don't have to search for things. Um, so I went to the guys and I said, We're gonna talk about Wibby.me. Give me five to ten minutes of good content. I don't care how you get it, just use this website to do it. Um, so who wants to start?

SPEAKER_04

Sure. Let's rip my beat off, shall we?

SPEAKER_06

All right, first and foremost. Did you guys know you can get cheap viewers on Stream Boo.com or move the space? So that's fun. Oh, yeah. Keep that in mind. Keep that shit in mind. That's the Matt, if you can pull up for me my first one here. We are going to take a wild ride to this is Indiana.angelfire.com slash Indianahauntings.htm. Matt, I did this. I got this one for you, dog.

SPEAKER_08

Wow. Maybe you can actually just talk about some things that are in Indiana instead of talking shit about how all we have is corn.

SPEAKER_06

Well, it's funny that you say that. Yeah, because right when you open up the website, it says there's more than just corn in Indiana.

SPEAKER_08

There's this is a website made for Mike.

Indiana Hauntings Deep Dive

SPEAKER_06

Um, essentially what this is, and it's not just so this portion of it, it it goes into Indiana in general. It gives you there's there's a whole home page, but I fun to focus on this page itself. But there's a home page that gives you a history of how Indiana was discovered, um, some of the like governors they've had in the past, uh, some mayors of some of the cities, goes into the like the state flag, how it got to be the way it is. Um, it goes into so much information about the state of Indiana, but this portion about it is strictly about ghosts. Now, what we got here is I I shit you not, an assload of hauntings and some history behind them. Also, this has been like kind of you how you guys said some of these websites are from like 11 years ago. This was last updated on 2013, which I thought was very, very uh interesting. Um, but they gives us stories about uh like stories like that's great.

SPEAKER_08

I I just I just started trying to defend Indiana, and literally the bottom of the first story says Mike Cook informs me that he's from this area, and the legend of that this is the doings of the KKK. Great.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I mean, yeah, there's a lot of stuff that happens in Indiana, and you know what? It's Pence Town, it is what it is, you get what you get out of it. Um, but there is, I'm not exaggerating when I say there are probably hundreds of um ghost sightings on this page alone.

SPEAKER_08

It doesn't have to be many stories on this page that it's slowing down my browser, just trying to scroll through it.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it does not fucking stop. There's so many of them. And the nice part about it, it breaks it down, it's alphabetical. It breaks it down from county to county. It starts with, I think, like Allen County or something, and it goes all the way down in alphabetical order. So you get these hauntings by where they took place in Indiana, not just random ones thrown in the mix. So this person has done such a vast amount of research into hauntings in the entire state of Indiana and then broke it down alphabetically for you. And there's so much fucking shit here. I wanted to grab examples, but uh god damn it, I couldn't pick one or I couldn't pick specific ones out because there's so fucking many. But I mean, just to put in perspective, I'll just land on a random one and tell you a quick story, real quick. Bop, boop, bop, bam.

SPEAKER_08

This is um, there is the I hope that the this is the sort of thing that I hope is actually backed up somewhere because somebody's put just so much time in it.

SPEAKER_05

I know, right? That's the thing. The internet used to be so much better back in the day, and even that's uh this this reminds that's like just in in high school, I had to do a project on it. It's a Halloween project about just as like you just had to write a paper on a fucking spooky place, and I used a website just like this, but it was just for like Chicago hauntings, and like yeah, I I talked about Bachelor's Grove or whatever, like that you know, cemetery in Chicago, but like it was just like this, and this makes me so sad because now we're just like sitting there looking at like Wikipedia and shit, and like yeah, there's just nothing like this exciting anymore.

SPEAKER_02

This is like a search engine for like when the internet was actually the wild west, yeah. Like it goes through all of those, like nothing is off the table on the search engine.

SPEAKER_05

You can find anything and everything, and this is like you cite your source, and it's like this website, you're like, Yeah, I heard that this thing happened, and you're like, source spookyindiana.com or whatever the fuck it's called, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Like exactly. Something I really appreciate about. They have sources. Something I really appreciate about this site too is for a lot of these ghost stories, they will give you the address so you can go and find it yourself. There's an address here for the historical museum haunting that was happening. There's um um the Terra Haute Regional Hospital where there's a uh ghost uh ghost uh haunting happening. Um, and they'll even give you like little little tips so to take care of yourself. Like, for example, this one it's called the Old Mill Dam, where there's supposedly ghosts and of like uh runaway slaves and things like that haunting the place. There's even notes I say, please take note. This place is monitored by the police at night, and there are several weird people who hang out here. So it's like it's even like they're telling you if you're gonna go here, be careful. Like they're giving you cliff like notes to be safe while you're going out and you're ghost hunting. This is like a passion project for someone who just really loves ghost shit in fucking Indiana. And again, this isn't even a half of it because if you go to the top of the fucking page, you get all this other information about Indiana. There's the flag of Indiana, where if you click on that, it gives you the history of the flag of Indiana. This is just a person that really loves, I'm assuming they're from Indiana, and this is a person that takes pride in others from the streets. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Or like I just just Yorkshire in England.

SPEAKER_02

I just saw you pass one that said Hell's Gate. Hey, my grandpa's from Yorkshire.

SPEAKER_06

But yeah, I just thought this was super fascinating because Matt, you're right. This does show there is a lot more to Indiana than corn.

SPEAKER_08

There's a very there's a very popular haunting that I'm aware of that is not on this page. I'll have to add a concept.

SPEAKER_05

Did you tell them? I bet their email's right at the bottom of the page. Yeah. Did you control F to find it?

SPEAKER_06

Maybe it's there.

SPEAKER_08

No, but I I did look for it. I know it's it's not.

SPEAKER_06

But yeah, it's it's a very fascinating website. Even like there's dining in in Indiana. So maybe I can the Eagle's Nest, the Jazz Kitchen. Maybe I'll go here whenever I come to see you, Matt. We can go to the jazz kitchen.

SPEAKER_05

I like how he said it. Like, it's like not common knowledge that there's places to eat in Indiana.

SPEAKER_08

That's why I keep getting this idea from Mike that his perception of what Indiana is is just like literally like the middle of cane'solithic age.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, like there's even dining here, dude.

SPEAKER_02

There are people in Indiana. I don't know who know what fire is.

SPEAKER_06

They have a place called PF Chang's. That's got to be an independent original.

SPEAKER_05

There's a McDonald's there. I never heard of that. Have you heard of the King of Burgers?

SPEAKER_02

Because, oh, let me tell you.

SPEAKER_03

He has burned Brown.

SPEAKER_06

I genuinely I really appreciated this website. I thought it was very it's a it's a it's a cool little tidbit because I did come across a lot of these websites growing up where it's just like here's a thing about Illinois, and that's just all the history of it. I find these cool because it's just like someone spent a lot of time doing a lot of research, and here's what there's a show of it. I know it's not a lot, but I appreciate that I was able to come across this little bit of internet history from 2013.

SPEAKER_05

Like, but it does exist, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I like that's the wild thing, too.

SPEAKER_05

It's from 2013, like it's not that far away. Back in the day, you would be like seeing something like this and being like, damn, Indiana's scary, you know what I'm saying? Like, and there was no way to like you didn't have any other like like recollection or like just some internet thing telling you otherwise, you know what I'm saying? You're just like, Wow, there's a lot of fucking ghosts in Indiana, and then the rest of your life you're just like Indiana haunted as hell.

SPEAKER_06

Well, considering Indiana's just one giant ghost town, I'm not surprised there's a lot of ghosts. Hey, yo, hey yo, hey yo. Um, yeah, that's that's pretty much the summed up version of this website that I found thought was super interesting. Um, want me to just knock out all mine? Does someone else want to go?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, just go through all of yours. It might as well. I mean, that was a lot longer than any of mine, I feel like, are gonna be, so you might as well.

SPEAKER_06

Matt, let's hit up the next one. Ready, baby? For my next one, we're gonna take it all the way to the leongfamily.org. Now, there's not much to say about this website other than this is a website dedicated to one family, the Leong family. Is it long? Is it long? I it's probably long, but I'm an imbecile. But they have documented like family outings, they've documented what they found with their family, they've documented how they found other members of their family. And it's it's very fascinating that I'm able to see this person's family tree online. Like there is a history of the family.

SPEAKER_08

Mike, they're dug again.

SPEAKER_06

Doug fix it. The best part, the best part is this this has been updated like lat this year. They have a 2025 family reunion photo, so this is still being updated. And I I love that. Oh, do you love that?

SPEAKER_02

They have archives on sites that are still being updated as well. It's I didn't understand that that was possibility.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, there's archives on here of like this person's family and like where they're kind of like this like family.

SPEAKER_05

They fucking put it on the website. Yeah, it's put on the internet. No, I know. I I it's anybody can be looked at this. I'm aware, but they don't know that people are looking up this, and here we are.

SPEAKER_06

No, they are though, because there's there are there are though, because there's points where like, do you think we're related? Email me, and then we'll see where the hair the the lineage goes.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, so like can we draft an email to send to them? Because I think we might be related.

SPEAKER_06

We could, but I I super love this because I have a little um I have two books that show my family heritage, like where my mom's side came from. And um, I've always been very fascinated with family lineage and knowing more about your your your ancestors and whatnot. And this person is able to document so much of it, and they found so many family members. There's literally hundreds of family members. They even say that they're like, Oh, there's hundreds of us out there, which means someone back in the day be fucking, you know what I'm saying? Um, but they even found their village in China where they all kind of like that was like patient zero, where it all started. They found that village and like patient zero, yeah. Where like they found where everything started, and I just I really appreciate that. I'm I'm really glad that this is Leong number one.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, this is the person that is at fault for all of this, exactly. It is apparent also pronounced Leong. I looked it up.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I don't have much more to say about this, other than I'm just very glad and a little envious that someone's able to document and find their family tree this in depth. I really wish I had the capability of doing that, and I'm really happy that they were able to, and I really do appreciate this.

SPEAKER_02

Um I think one of the reasons that we enjoy these style episodes of like it's basically Mike telling us to like go go forth and find things is pretty much what this is, but here's like a scope you have to do. I think it's because it just caters to our different excuse the terminology, but our different tism maybe fucking fair. I do appreciate so they just went off on a genealogy like owner of like rent. Like that's wild how long they've been doing this.

SPEAKER_08

There's a yeah, the first couple of like a very high-quality video from 1959 on here. What Christmas 1959, apparently.

SPEAKER_06

That's what I'm saying, dude.

SPEAKER_08

It's like an old film video, but it's like very good quality.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that's kind of fucking cool though. And uh the first the first update footage, the first update on this website was February 1st, 2003, and they like document everything they do, like February 6th, 2003. Todd Leong, fourth generation Leong in America, is an associate producer on the new PBS special uh called Becoming American. And then there's my favorite update, which is February 15th, 2003. Added, How am I related? or Cousinology chart, the idiot's guide to third cousin twice removed. And I just like that cousinology. Click on it, yep, and you can click on it and it gives you a cousinology chart where you can find out how like being a cousin works. Like I'm fourth cousin three times removed. It shows you how that can work, and that's just really cool. This will tell you how to be a cousin. But yeah, I I I love this. This is incredible. This is the type of shit I wish I had with my family.

SPEAKER_08

These old videos are wild. How did they get this? It's like all in color, too. Like yeah, life finds a way, my friend. It's kind of insane how good these videos are.

SPEAKER_04

That's what I'm saying.

Family Archives: The Leong Website

SPEAKER_06

This is really cool, it's really fascinating. And this and I like that I like that this is all on the internet now. So as long as he keeps paying for that bro wet that web domain, the shit's not going anywhere. You know what I mean? Like if they lose the film reels, they still have the history right here. And I I like that. I really appreciate that. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04

That's what I got for the Leong family. Very cool.

SPEAKER_06

Thank you, cognates. Very good, very good.

SPEAKER_05

So awesome.

SPEAKER_06

It is that's that's really neat for me. My next one is not gonna be as pure of heart. It's gonna get a little different. This is called nukafurbs.neocities.org. God damn it. And if you go to NukaFurbs, boy howdy, will you see this? Is like Doug was saying before, how some people just have like diaries or journals. This is some person's passion for Furbies and art. This is basically their their art profile or uh uh portfolio page. Um now a couple places you can click to that I really appreciate on here. Um, first and foremost, uh Matt, I don't know if you have it up or not, but sure do. He does. Oh yeah. There's a couple really cool places. First off, if you go to uh this person also does a little bit of archiving. This person also does a bit of archiving. So there should be uh you might have to restart it a couple times. I notice it's a bit buggy, but there should be like a little search bar at the top. Home blog, articles, projects, etc. Do you see that, Doug? Uh Matthew?

SPEAKER_08

I see. Is this the search bar? The thing that's already let me see.

SPEAKER_06

Hang on, let me let me pull up the twitch.

SPEAKER_08

Maybe that's optional.

SPEAKER_06

No, that's cool in the gang. That's cool in the gang. All right, do me a favor. You'll have to do it this way. You'll have to do it this way. Oh, there it is. You found it? Okay. Go to uh projects. Okay, go to projects and go to uh computer desk.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_06

This person has a couple fun little things on here. Welcome, visitor. Would you like to know what do you like to watch today? And they have like a computer song sings. This is the this video is the first um digital song ever created, and it's that daisy daisy it's the first digital voice.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, can I just say I love how they make sure that the video is centered on the computer screen? It's great, it's great.

SPEAKER_06

The other one is called Furby Commercial, and it is that it's an early Furby commercial, it's about Furbies. The one underneath that is stretching, uh uh Stretching Out, which is um like a music video. Um, underneath that is VHS, where it just gives you like VHS like promo-esque videos. There's a Dr. Frankenstein, you could just watch uh a music video for fucking um Parliament, the the band Parliament, and there's Furby Planet, which is something that this creator has made, which is a dedication to Furbies essentially. And if you go back, this is the only downside of this website. If you want to go back to the last page when it comes to these, you have to go back through each video and then you get back to the home page. Yeah, but if you go back to projects, you can go to Furbies and you'll see that they have a giant Furby project where they just take really, really pure photos of their Furbies in beautiful areas. I love that.

SPEAKER_08

They've all got names.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, like one's Betty. Well, actually, they if you guys didn't know, Furbies all come with a name tag and like a history of the Furby, so you know what you're getting into with your Furby.

SPEAKER_06

Hmm, gotcha. I didn't know that. Thank you for that information. Yeah, growing up as a 90s child. There's a bunch of weird shit on here, but I really appreciate it. And this is also being updated as we speak, too. Um, I believe it's in uh Byte Magazine. Yeah, Byte Magazine. Um, there's an update from 2021, so it's relatively up to date.

SPEAKER_05

Um and if you click to look pretty good, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

And if you click to the on the bottom right, there's like that arrow, and above it is like a mini logo that says NukaFurbs. If you click on that, it takes you to their Neo Cities like profile where you can see updates that are going on from three weeks ago. Like they're c're regularly updating this website.

SPEAKER_08

Bottom right, Matt. It what? Oh, this thing.

SPEAKER_06

No, bottom, bottom, bottom right. Like by your task.

SPEAKER_02

Go up like two inches. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Click on the little logo. The logo. That one, that one. Yes.

SPEAKER_06

There you go. But yeah, it's just shows that it's they're constant, they are currently updating the website. This is from three weeks ago. So like I like this. That's wild. This is old internet to me, you know. This is the shit I made sites like this, you know. Yeah, oh my god. I'm some shit I made out there still. I make shit like this in like Dreamweaver.

SPEAKER_08

Like, yeah, yes, that's what I just used to just pop open dreamweaver, make a table, fucking start shoving shit in there.

NeoCities Furbies & DIY Web Art

SPEAKER_06

That's what this gives me vi vibes of, and I love this so much, it's very fun. 1026-25 updates. We're back in business, they said. So this is updated like two weeks ago. Three weeks ago, sorry. I said 1025-26, and we're back in 2023. 10 10 26 25. So October 26th. Yeah. So three weeks ago, they they made updates, like I said. And I I love this. I love this. Damn.

SPEAKER_08

That's exactly what this is, too. It's a centered table inside of a table. That's fantastic.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it's great. That's what I'm saying. Dreamweaver, baby. Um, that's it for NukaFurbs. My next one, I love that it exists. Um this is awesome.

SPEAKER_02

I love the official going through all of his.

SPEAKER_06

That's what Doug said to do, so I am. Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_02

That's I'm I'm happy that you're taking Doug's advice seriously, I guess is what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05

This next one I wasn't expecting his section to be 30 minutes long, but hey.

SPEAKER_06

I'll wrap it up. I'll wrap it up. That's what that's why I'm laughing so hard. This next one, I don't have much to it, but I just think it's fascinating that this is like dead. It's a legit Nintendo. It's uh it's from the Nintendo Super Famicon website. It's Nintendo.co Japan. This is their Japanese website, it's legit from Nintendo, and it's about the Super Famicon. They just let this die, and it has like Super Mario World and like F Zero content on here, and it just tells you about the games. And you can click into shit. I wish I knew you could do in you can do Japanese to English translation, but it just tells you about the game. It's like Super Mario is the fucking game.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, this is like this is like Nintendo Power online, but yeah, yeah, basically we can't read it. Yeah, that's funny.

SPEAKER_05

Actually, some one of the sites that I have uh that I'm gonna talk about has like links to a bunch of stuff like just like this. Super Mario Kart. Uh I just think it's very fascinating with how Super Scope. I had a Super Scope. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I just think it's real fascinating with how uh what's the word I want to say? Letitious uh uh how dirty Nintendo can be. Uh sure, we'll go with that. I just think it's funny that they would let a website like they would just let this kind of be dead. You know, I find that very funny coming from Nintendo.

SPEAKER_08

You got really close. Are you looking for litigious?

SPEAKER_06

Letigious, thank you. Yes, that is the word. Um that's pretty good, man. I just I I find it funny with yeah, I know Word. I'm 32. Fuck you. It's mainly because lavinous is not a word. Uh but um yeah, I don't know. I just thought this was funny that this is just kind of like a dead site and they haven't updated it. I mean it makes sense it's for the fucking Super Famicom, but like I mean this is this is the image of the thing. That they would just right you would think they would just redirect this link to the Nintendo website or something. I've seen a lot of old I've seen a lot of old websites get that treatment.

SPEAKER_02

Um why why waste why waste the time and bandwidth?

SPEAKER_06

I mean they're wasting it by keeping this active, it's still live, they're paying for this. That's fair. That's fair. I forget that all of it is probably this is not the way back machine.

SPEAKER_08

Probably all 14 kilobytes it takes to serve this page.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that's yeah, you're not wrong. I love the background. It's not a lot. But that's this one. I just thought that was funny that Nintendo has a uh official Nintendo page that is dead. This last one is gonna take me the most to talk about, probably, but I'm not gonna go in depth in it because it destroyed my brain and I can't comprehend what's going on on this fucking page. The most talk about this next one is parareligion.ch.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, are we about to do three more episodes?

SPEAKER_06

No, we no no. So I thought we could at first, but I I I the more I read into it, the more this isn't what I thought it was. So this talks about the Ordo Templi Orientis phenomenon. And at first, I'm like, oh shit, this is a cult. What the fuck? Because it even says this project investigates the psychosociological of the modern secret society, Ordo Templi Orientis. And I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh fuck, what did we what did I just stumble on? Not necessarily. Basically, first off, this page, there's so much shit on this page. It's gigantic. It gets to like Alistair Crowley and a bunch of shit like that. But essentially what this is saying is way back, way, way, way back, um when I want to say they mentioned the French. 18th century. The the French did a translation of A Thousand One Nights. And with that translation came this like explosion of what they call Oriental themes and culture in many parts of Europe because of this play. And because of that, it spawned something um called uh uh the Ordo Templi Orientis, which is like the building blocks for almost every single modern cult and religion that is out there. Um every single cult that you can find has their basis in Oto, which is Ordo Templi Orientis. This was the groundwork of how to make your just about, yeah. Like everything, everything Alistair Crowley and anything having to do with them is based off of has their basings in this somewhere. Like this was this was the foundation with how to build a cult.

SPEAKER_02

This is like the writings of Merlin for people who claim to be modern day wizards, like Alistair Crowley.

Official But Frozen: Nintendo SFC Pages

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, kind of like this was like how to build your cult. Step one, do this, and this is what everyone built off of. There's way too much on this fucking page to get into. There, I I spent, I shit you not, 45 minutes staring at this, and I got nowhere. It's all godly to me. TLDR is you make more money as a cult leader. That is in this, yes, how it became a profit-driven thing. Yes, cool. Um, but I it talks about the new Illuminati, it talks about sex magic, it talks about hang on, I gotta find it. I have to find it, hang on, because the word may be a giggle. Um, the technology of sex, spermatog, spermatophagy, spermatophagy. Spermatophagy, yeah. Or spermo uh spermonosis and sex magic. But I just like the word spermatophagy.

SPEAKER_02

Isn't that just the like the the study mapping of okay?

SPEAKER_05

No, it's I probably was real big into sex magic, like but this whole thing.

SPEAKER_06

The OTO started that shit. The OTO started that shit, dude. And this mentions Rasputin as well.

SPEAKER_08

Okay, well, there's glad I wasn't sharing the screen because one of these pages that I ended up on is just naked people.

SPEAKER_06

Oh yeah, be careful. There is, hang on, hang on. There's one thing I need you to see because I think it's hilarious. Um, okay. So what you're gonna want to do is you're gonna want to go to the way bottom of the page, okay? Follow up, follow me on this one. Follow me on this one.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

All the way down.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Tell me no way there. Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Alright. It's gonna take you a while unless you can just drag the fucking scroll wheel. Okay. So scroll, scroll up, up, up, up, up. Keep scrolling up until you see a statistics for managers, which is exactly what it sounds like. It's a bunch of kilobytes, and and it's like this image slash gif will take up fucking this many kilobytes or this much of your your fucking computer.

SPEAKER_08

You're not there's this page is so long, you're not giving me a an eight claim.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, yeah. Okay, you're gonna see it? Yep. All right, scroll up a little bit more to the weird managers. Scroll up a little bit more, a little bit more.

SPEAKER_08

Okay. Keep going. Okay, that's a penis. That's a penis with a penis thing.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, the it's just a thing made of penis. That's a dick dragon. It's just a dick dragon. Everything on it is penis. And I like it.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, dude, that's that's sex magic. This is like Alistair Crowley's fucking sigil. What are you doing? Like, yes.

SPEAKER_06

Well, I need this to be our new logo. It's just dicks. It's just a dick made of dicks. But anyway, that's what that's what this is. I can't go too much more into it because it boggled my brain. But it's basically how this OTO is the foundation for modern cults.

SPEAKER_04

Which is kind of cool.

SPEAKER_02

The the cultist handbook.

SPEAKER_06

I guess, yeah. But there's so much other shit on this, I can't even fathom this this site in general, parareligion.ch, there's so much shit that you can click into and just find. And I the I'm not spending my time on this. This is this is what insane people spend their times on, so I'm not doing it.

SPEAKER_08

Hell yeah.

Parareligion.ch And OTO Rabbit Hole

SPEAKER_06

And that's my website's cool.

SPEAKER_08

Alright, now that we've already gone over well over half the episode of Mike's content, I'll go through mine pretty quickly.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I can do the same after.

SPEAKER_08

Alright, so my first one is Amorphous Communic Computing, which is an old website that is still hosted on MIT's official website, MIT.edu, which is pretty interesting. I'm not gonna go super deep into what's going on here, but like amorphous computing is kind of neat. You the idea is essentially that you come up with like lots of little like these little bitty foundational pieces um that just perform like very simple basic functions that kind of operate like cells in like a living being, and then if you put depending on how you program those things, if you put a bunch of them together, you can make them do stuff.

SPEAKER_06

Like uh did we talk about something like this already?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, something very similar to this. Um but uh yeah, it's uh it's kind of neat. What you're thinking of is those things that are like um where you make some graph or something like that, right? Yeah, it they make like different patterns and shit. Um and they like live and die. It it's it's kind of a similar sort of thing. But it's like basically combining a bunch of small found fundamental parts um that don't aren't explicitly programmed to do anything special on their own and making them do something more significant as a whole, which is pretty nifty. Um again, biological computing, make doing computers, uh computer stuff based on the way things work in nature, super nifty. Recommend it. Check it out. Uh, my second thing I don't understand at all, but I get the idea. There's some conspiracy theory schizo shit going on here. We got cyberspaceorbit.com. HARP! Yeah, so there's a weather section of this all about HARP. The first at first I was like, oh, this is just actual information about HARP. That's interesting. You don't have to go but halfway down the page before you start getting into causing uh airplane crashes and using it to control the weather and all that sort of shit. It gets even stranger.

SPEAKER_06

Did it just say did it just say taking down airplanes, not propaganda?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, not propaganda. It gets even stranger as you click around more on this page and you go to like the Armageddon section. I don't know, somebody explained this to me. It's not oh great, it's not showing the background image. The background image is really what's important. Well, you can't see it here, but the background image is like a 3D man with his like buttocks out just flying through time and space, and then it's got what what I think is a poem in the center that says William Butler Yeats, the second coming, and maybe this is something I should be aware of, but I don't know what it is. Turning and turning in the widening gyre, the falcon cannot hear the falconer. Things fall apart, the center cannot hold, and it's just like that sort of thing. Um boy, you give yourself some more fun shit than me. There's a congratulations, Kent Steadman Old Soul Station picture at the bottom. Who the fuck knows what this is? Um, I've been selected as a winner, apparently. Winner, if flashing, winner, if flashing, you've been selected. Claim your prize.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, I miss those. You gotta sign the guest book, but also get a virus. So yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Um oh, guessbook.

SPEAKER_05

Has anybody yeah, my mine had a guest book too.

SPEAKER_06

The Furby one. The Furby one had a guest book.

SPEAKER_05

Let's let's sign the guest books as we go through these as Deludi.

SPEAKER_08

Look under the internet webpage address, deludi.com. How'd you find my page? We do that kind of thing.

SPEAKER_03

That's our comments.

SPEAKER_08

Neat stuff, bro. All right.

SPEAKER_03

Send we have signed Furby one.

SPEAKER_08

We have signed the guessbook. Aol.com. If you sign the guest book, it just redirects you to AOL. That's neat.

SPEAKER_05

Oh no, John Dash explains how his wife. Okay.

SPEAKER_08

Anyhow, so uh that's cyberspaceorbit.com. The next one is lilacs.com, which at first I was like, this looks kind of strange. The title at the top top says unamerican dinners, and then it's like this picture of these these chicken wings and stuff.

SPEAKER_06

Is it what I thought I was gonna get with a lilac?

SPEAKER_08

It says by waterless, they mean waterless. All moisture has been completely extracted from these foods. You supply the fluids with your own spittle. As you dig more into this word as you dig more into this website, what you'll find is that it's actually a person who archives things like uh just materials from the 1950s that are super comically outdated and very representative of their time, like things that have that just display like a really old fashioned attitude towards women, or like pictures from cookbooks. There's a regrettable food gallery, and it's like pictures from cookbooks that are just or everything's jello, yeah. It's like that sort of shit, like fruit inside jello.

SPEAKER_02

It's just terrible thing, yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, here's one the big party castle rule, the beef supreme. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02

Oh god, beef supreme.

SPEAKER_06

Oh my god. Yeah, that sounds like a Taco Bell menu item.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, oh here's one shrimp fantasia. Yeah, with Creole Fluff on the side.

SPEAKER_06

It gives us the recipe I kind of want to make. Creole fluff? Yeah, yeah. I kind of want to make some of these for dinner, dude.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's uh it sounds real bad.

SPEAKER_05

It's just yeah, if someone buys us like, I don't know, 20 beers or something on buy me a coffee, like Mike will make that fluff shit and eat it on video. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

So somebody's hey next updates in 2024.

SPEAKER_08

Somebody's still updating this, but yeah, it's basically just it's an archive of a bygone era, which is kind of fun.

SPEAKER_05

I appreciate that. Um the next$10 Patreon tier, Mike eats weird shit. I'm calling it right now.

SPEAKER_02

I already do. Or just that's the entirety of the next diludon. Is it's 24 hours of Mike eating terrible recipes.

SPEAKER_06

No bugs. That's my only that's my only thing. No bugs. The bugs were fine. As long as you can't see it.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, the bugs were fine. They didn't taste like anything.

SPEAKER_02

Nope, can't do it. Uh the crickets were not bad. The mealworms were salty.

SPEAKER_08

It was just the the worst part was like when it would like get stuck in your teeth. And yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

The worst part was the weird concoctions of shit from the fridge.

SPEAKER_02

The butter soy fog whiskey shot was the worst thing ever. I wish we had that recorded. That was not good.

SPEAKER_05

I know, man. I know that's it's so disappointing. Rough.

SPEAKER_08

The next uh site that I have is called octanecreative.com. This is fairly uh simple. This is somebody's like personal webpage, but they have a section on here that is literally just photos of people duct taped to walls. It's the duct tape guys. Yeah, so if you want to see people and ducks duct tape to walls, um this is your place. This is where you're duct tape to the ceiling.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, there's the classic picture. Yeah, there's the good one. That was the land picture.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, yeah, the land party picture with uh yeah, yeah, yep, yep, with the guy in the ceiling. Yep, internet classic right there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Planet on CS 1.5, probably. Oh yeah, or Halo 1.

SPEAKER_08

And the last one that I've got, which is one that uh Doug and I both pulled off coincidentally. Uh, I won't go too deep into it in case Doug wants to highlight some other sections of the site, but this is hyperhero.com. Now, this one this one I think we could do a whole thing on. But this is a website made by a man who I assume that this is him, hyperhero, uh, who is the savior of the world. Oh, yeah, he is look at it. Everything on here tells you everything you need to know about hyperhero himself and the heroic deeds that he's done. Here's a list. Here's a list. 65 million years ago, uh varnishing of the dinosaurs, hyperhero resettled those dinosaurs 14 million years ago. Oh asteroid impact asteroid impact in Bavaria, Germany, hyperhero saved the world. 1970, Apollo 13, hyperhero saved three astronauts.

SPEAKER_07

Total solar eclipse in Europe in 1999, hyperhero saves the world again.

SPEAKER_08

Y2K, Y2K, Millennium, Hyperhero saved the world. That's why that wasn't a big deal.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

May 28th, 2001, fire. Hyperhero extinguishes fire. You'll notice here that he gave up sometime before September 11th, 2001. So I think it's very safe to say we can blame September 11.

SPEAKER_06

Can you click on report? Yeah, can you click on report and just see what's go to? Yeah, there's a detailed report of each other this dude totally did that.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, totally 100% did that.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, tired of saving and he had to destroy us. Yeah. Um, he in fact, he launched those airplanes with his own bare hands.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Uh the other section on paper. The other section on here that I think is pretty funny is hyperhero's list of swear words. So my god. During his long and successful career of crime fighting, hyperhero was often confronted with rather dirty swear words. This is only a small selection. Alcoholic, ape, ars, ars liquor, ass, ass master, ass nugget. We got we got boobs.

SPEAKER_02

So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Does he just log the weird swears he hears after?

SPEAKER_08

So these are the things people called him as he was fighting the all the bad things in the universe.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. No, not even overheard.

SPEAKER_08

It's just flash hairy. These were directed at him. Fucknoggin.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_08

He's got a list of inventions too, but I'll stop here in case Doug wants to pull this up. But yeah, hyperhero.com, recommended.

unknown

That's all.

SPEAKER_05

No, no. You hit the good, you get you pretty much hit it on the head with that one. It's uh pretty pretty silly shit. This guy fucks, dude. Yeah, I think the only other thing is that there is a part that he talks about joining his work camp, his labor camp, but it's not a labor camp because you can join whenever you want and leave whenever you want. So that's an interesting part.

SPEAKER_08

Quote unquote. Here's a picture of him next to the leaning tower Pisa.

SPEAKER_02

He's not even holding it up.

SPEAKER_08

Well, the whole thing would have already fallen over if it wasn't for him, Jason.

SPEAKER_02

Come on. That's true.

SPEAKER_04

He's holding it up by it being in his gravity, dude. Exactly. Pure power of will. Yeah. Special couch.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, oh yeah. A poem. Did you see the special couch? It's literally he put like cad like dimensions into uh yeah. If you scroll down, it's just like top view of a couch, and it's got all the dimensions and shit. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_08

The world's most perfect. Jesus.

SPEAKER_05

It's just a square ass couch, like the most square couch you could ever imagine. I love this man.

SPEAKER_08

Press review.

SPEAKER_05

It's got blueprints though. Riddle Mickey Mouse magazine.

SPEAKER_08

Recipe for cookies, hell yeah.

MIT Amorphous Computing Snapshot

SPEAKER_02

What why?

SPEAKER_08

Cut the butter into small pieces and blend them with sugar. Stir in the sifted flour.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Put the butter for about 5,000 seconds in the refrigerator. Form hyperhero for grams? Jesus Christ. Bake it 470 Kelvin until yellow golden.

SPEAKER_02

Kelvin?

SPEAKER_08

Decorate with molten icing.

SPEAKER_02

Literally five degrees away from the hottest thing you can imagine.

SPEAKER_08

Well, that's just what you need to bake the hyperhero recipe. Decorate with molten chocolate icing when still warm. Great.

SPEAKER_05

I love this man. This guy knew what was up.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, I also found this riddle section that I didn't understand. I didn't know.

SPEAKER_05

I think all the answers are his name. I think all the answers are his name. I'm not sure though.

SPEAKER_04

I think you're right.

SPEAKER_08

No.

SPEAKER_05

No. Oh no, you're right. I didn't realize it gave you like actual typing.

SPEAKER_08

A man of the Apollo 13 cruise. I guess these are just like a scavenger hunt you can do on the website, which is fun.

SPEAKER_05

Interesting.

SPEAKER_08

Rescue. Ooh, okay.

SPEAKER_06

Damn. That's great. That's good stuff. What a man. Hyperhero, you're my hero. Let me tell you that.

SPEAKER_04

Let me tell you that right now. I guess I'll go.

SPEAKER_02

If Doug wants to go for it, when you guys when it comes around to me though, I'm gonna ask you guys to pick a number. Just keep that in mind.

SPEAKER_05

Well, all right, I'll make mine real short because uh a good six.

SPEAKER_02

Just fuck just fuck right off. Uh about six seven by six nine your mom. God, I there's a goddamn surgeon at work that keeps saying six seven has no idea.

SPEAKER_08

I think the adults official officially killed six seven with the Halloween costumes. I think all the kids were like, oh, this isn't funny or cool anymore. The the adults have caught on and ruined it.

SPEAKER_02

So and that's how we fight brain rot.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Speaking of brain rot, this is super random, but I was at Five Below the other day, and we were looking for like random like Christmas shit, and I came across a pack of brain rot cards, and I had to buy them. What is that? Italian it's Italian brain rot trading cards. Are you familiar? No, no, what you don't know what you don't know what Italian brain rot? No, Hussini Sushini is no that AIS bullshit maybe 100%, yeah. Blueberini octopusini, potentially it's just okay.

SPEAKER_04

Is it just words with any added to it?

SPEAKER_05

What about I don't even know how to say that one lolilla banana nanorito bandito?

SPEAKER_08

I like him a lot. That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_02

That is a terrifying face. Or bananas should not have teeth. Papa De Faro.

SPEAKER_08

What the fuck, Doug? It's just bro.

Schizo Archives: Cyberspace Orbit

SPEAKER_05

It was like a couple bucks. I had to pick it up because I was very concerned.

SPEAKER_08

It's just Gen F and Pokemon is what it is.

SPEAKER_05

Anyways. Alright, my first website is uh Realthing.com. Uh Real and I tried to pick some I tried to pick some just like silly shit and like random, like really random, like you can tell it's like personal just blogging, I guess. Um, but this guy, uh Andrew Real, uh, literally just seemed to really like Nintendo and Sega Saturn. And their whole website is just like an archive of like cheating Saturn, a petition, release schedules, like you name it, they talk about it. You can go into each one. The only problem that I found with this site is if you click on like Nintendo and Sega, it like tries to make you download something, like an audio file. So I was like, that's oh yeah, it's just uh this this person really liked video games like a lot, and they took a lot of time to just like I guess archive it. I don't know. I don't know why why people were doing these things back in the game. Uh yeah, so probably. I don't know. Let's see. New stuff. Oh, new releases.

SPEAKER_08

New releases, okay. Never mind.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, it's like they logged like go to the PlayStation one for me. Yeah, let's see what was going on back in the day.

SPEAKER_08

Hell yeah. I guess.

SPEAKER_05

Oh yeah, dude. Hell yeah. Can you imagine like taking the time to do all this shit? You were just like, you know what? People need to know.

SPEAKER_08

It's probably extremely important to him. And honestly, there was probably people that went to this website and they're like, oh yeah, this is how I know what's coming out this week. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Fucking oh, NBA shootout 97's coming out, boys.

SPEAKER_08

It's real time on the internet. I don't have to wait for my edition of PlayStation magazine.

SPEAKER_02

They have a real time flash of uh Yay video games.

SPEAKER_05

They they have a a page labeled uh must have games on Nintendo 64, and it's just a couple games, and it says Super Mario 64, Wave Race 64, Mario Kart 64, Star Fox 64, GoldenEye, San Francisco Rush, and Diddy Kong Racing, which let's be real, Diddy Kong Racing fucking blasts. But like it's so funny. It's like it was so it was it was it was difficult, but I don't know. It's just funny because this guy was just like super super pumped to just you know list things they liked about Sega Saturn or he updated it in 2006, though.

SPEAKER_08

So this is this is 20 19 years ago. This was still current.

SPEAKER_00

God, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Well, if you go to the home page, the last change was on is was in 2018, which god forbid I know I don't know what they fucking because they had they they must have added this like West Virginia University thing. Um because that was in 2015, and then they like there's like a I'd like to say hi to my friend Carrie Verno and give a shout out to Mike Gray. Cool, very cool. I don't I don't see uh I don't see a uh a fucking guest book anywhere though, so that's unfortunate. But uh yeah, just thought that was kind of neat, just like this guy's whole world archived in this website that's been open for who knows how many decades now, but pretty sick.

SPEAKER_04

Nasty fucks, dude.

Mid‑Century Oddities At Lilacs.com

SPEAKER_05

The next one, damn son. I just I got served this one, and I thought it was just too funny not to talk about. There's not a whole lot to talk about, but it's called it's webarchive.me geo cities cape canaveral 1320. How it welcome to Vince Kelly's carbon fiber homepage. This person liked carbon fiber so much, they made a whole website to it. The whole thing, it's just like anything that's carbon fiber or like uses carbon fiber. You can scroll through this, and it's that's all it's about. Their email is literally Vince at carbon-fiber.com. Oh yeah, brother. I thought it was so funny, and like, I mean, there's not a whole lot to actually click on on this site. Um, it looks like it just kind of keeps scrolling. Oh, there is a guest book. We're signing. Oh, it's not even often more.

SPEAKER_08

Oh no.

SPEAKER_05

Dang, it doesn't work. That's unfortunate.

SPEAKER_08

It's information about the physical makeup of carbon fiber. That's great.

SPEAKER_06

Like, my guy thought this was like a wonder technology.

SPEAKER_05

It was everything. When did when did carbon fiber come out? Is that like I don't that's a stupid question?

SPEAKER_08

I mean, like actually being able to produce mass-produced carbon fiber was like yeah, not that long before this website probably became a thing. Like in the 2000s, it was all the rage, and honestly, it is a very significant achievement. There's a lot of things that we have today that we really wouldn't have if it wasn't for carbon fiber. It really was kind of a super strong, super light. Yeah, it's I mean incredibly strong, but like you can actually build shit out of it without it being like 5,000 pounds.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, it's like let me know that carbon fiber was invented in 1860.

SPEAKER_02

Um correct, it was not mass-produced for a while, though. It's like uh Joseph Flapp with the fucking invention of penicillin. Like, yes, he found it, and then like 20 years later, they decided to make pills out of it.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I just thought this was interesting and silly at the same time. I was like, this person really loved carbon fiber and wanted people to know about it. And I mean, God knows I don't know. I don't even actually know when this was. At least sometime before 2007, I'm guessing. That man had the Tism hard. He had the carbon fiber tism. Um okay, so I'm gonna move on to my next one. I'll keep this quick. Uh, this one's uglycars.fws one.com. Oh yeah. It is the smallest fucking page, but it's just like here's some ugly cars, and it lists the Chrysler PT Cruiser, a Chevrolet, uh Chevy Avalanche, um, a Chevy SSR, a Volkswagen.

SPEAKER_06

The Avalanche just sort of like your typical truck nowadays.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, uh, yeah, kind of.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, there's a lot of these old cars that like everybody was like, oh god, these are hideous when they came out, and now like the Aztec, the Aztec just looks like an SUV now.

SPEAKER_02

I like the Cadillac CTS, dude. The Aztec was fucking ahead of its time. Had that come out 10 years later, yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Everybody would be like, Oh, this is a normal SUV.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, there's the SSR. That thing's ugly as sin. I hate the fucking SSR. They got the Lexus 30 on there.

SPEAKER_02

Ooh, is the oh shit. It's the Nissan. Uh it's a it's a C UV that's also convertible. Is that on there?

SPEAKER_05

There's not a whole lot on this website, to be fair. I just thought it was funny. Um but I just remember do you remember that the fucking UV that was a convertible?

SPEAKER_06

How dare he put the roadmaster station wagon on there?

SPEAKER_05

You should leave some feedback, Matt. Yep, I am. Yeah, he's doing that right now. I I wasn't looking at Twitch. That's that's awesome. I love that for us. Pretty neat, bro. For the comment, be like, fuck if you put the station wagon on that.

SPEAKER_06

You're pretty neat, bro.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, there's a fucking capture?

SPEAKER_08

Jesus Christ. I got one earlier when I was clicking through this shit that asked me to select all the motorcycles, and it was a picture of two bicycles.

Duct Tape Guys & Internet Classics

SPEAKER_05

Um but I did want to say there was some stuff that I came across that was like really kind of funny, just like abandoned splash pages where they had like the whole website was just the front page and it didn't really have anything, or all the links were broken. Um I saw stuff where people had come back and updated it 10 years later, which we saw with a lot of your guys'. Um, I saw stuff where people were just basically making websites because they had a favorite anime and they just had pictures of like Inu Yasha and shit on there. Um but we also saw that old internet was a great place for people to re release their like full inner conspiracy theorist online where they could just talk about whatever unhinned shit they wanted because they own the web domain and they could just literally put type words into it and do whatever they wanted. And I thought that was pretty cool, which leads me to my last abandoned internet page that I think is awesome, which is heavensgate.com, which still exists and is still running. I'm not gonna go into it. Does it have the anime on there? We don't need to click into it or nothing, but it is the epitome of like old abandoned website, and it is uh pretty sick. Doesn't have the anime, it doesn't have the animes, unfortunately, or God. Um but yeah, those are the ones I found. I thought they were pretty funny. I just was going for like a more silly vibe on that end. Um, because I mean, what is the internet if not a little silly?

SPEAKER_06

Is there a guest list on heavensgate.com?

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god, can we please sign Heaven Gates Heaven's Gates uh guess list? The creator will just get a notification be like, oh new memory. I can do spent so long. I really hope the creator doesn't see it because I'm pretty sure the creator is fucking dead. You'd think that.

SPEAKER_06

You'd think that's fucking Zorp or whatever this thing's.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but then there's a whole bunch of people who speak German in Brazil, so there's also that. Oh yeah, that's forbidden. We'll go into that some other time.

SPEAKER_06

There's a reason. There's a reason we're bailing out Argentina, boys. Argentina.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, we this is the whole episode.

SPEAKER_02

Um, Jason, what do you got? Uh I I found about six different links, and I'm gonna have you guys pick which one I talk about first.

SPEAKER_08

One through six. We are already over an hour, so I mean you can take as much time as you want to, but you know what?

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SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna start with the most the most interesting one then. Let's do number six. Um, count. It's on Rotten Library. It's the very last link I added. Um, and this should go back to something that we have already talked about. However, this is a much earlier version of it. So this is uh this is something that I found that would have looked like a an early um I don't know, let's let's call it information gathering spree. Uh somebody found out about the Majestic 12, and they decided to write a whole fucking article about it way before it was actually like popular knowledge, before it was debrief, before the government said, like, you know what, yeah, this is actually something. Um mainly because on Bullet Point 2 it says if the government knows about UFOs, the government is doing something about them. Well, we were just told the government knows about UFOs, which kind of puts this whole dissertation of information into a hoot a new light. Um, so I know that we talked about Majestic 12 in detail, um, but that's all current information. This, however, this is like what you would have seen when any kind of information about the Majestic 12 was coming out first, and so you're gonna see some very crude drawings, you're gonna get a lot of information pointing towards Roswell, Area 51, Paranoiaville, um like UFO seekers. Uh, you're gonna find a whole bunch of just different takes on what might be happening, what the Majestic 12 is, and if you guys don't remember, Majestic 12 it has to do with the Planet Ebon, which is a long way away. And it apparently both the US government and Planet Ebon exchanged residence, where a bunch of us went there and a bunch of them came here. Uh the only difference or the only uh thing of significance to remember is that every human that went to Serpo died. Every portion of the Majestic Twelve that was uh incubated and also inducted into human life on Earth survived. Um it's it's full of very early conspira conspiracy theories, such as like that the majestic twelve was actually run by a very, very tight-knit clique of above military personnel instead of just governmental and scientific communities. Um you're gonna find redactions all over the place. You're gonna find documents that claim the U.S. government had recovered both wreckage and alien corpses, and it's gonna talk about Roswell in the 50s. You're gonna see some newspaper articles, you're gonna like it's it's got a lot of good information. Um, and it's got some documents in the actual uh clickable links section that has what looks like some government documents to it. But from what I looked at, this was like one of the first exposes on the Majestic 12. I know the four of us know quite a bit about the Majestic 12, considering we did a giant deep dive into it. But looking back, can you imagine if you had just heard like whisperings of that project? Like, yeah, we have all the info now, but going way back when to this, this is like this was written when Majestic 12 was like a rumor, it wasn't it wasn't solidified or anything like that. And some of the shit is batshit. It it it ties Roswell um and the crash in 1950 to the the even planet. Um, it's a whole bunch of theories. There's some world world war two theories, especially when it comes to Nazism, you know, Artica. Yep, a hundred percent.

SPEAKER_05

Uh Mike Robbie's playing RV there yet right now.

SPEAKER_06

That son of a bitch. I'm right cool.

SPEAKER_02

So I'll speed through the I'll speed through the rest. So this first one, it's it's such a it's what is it, rotten library.com dot net. And it's a rotten library. This is just um it's cherry-picked. So you've got documents, redaction documents, newspaper articles, intelligence info, what have you. And this is from the era of the wild west. So if you want to see what people originally thought of Majestic 12, this is a project section. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. Like that. Yeah, the the heart machines in there. This this site. Yeah. Oh, dude, this is it's great. It's it's so it's not up to date, which makes it awesome because it's just wild speculation.

SPEAKER_06

Uh that's Simpson's episode.

SPEAKER_02

It's one of my favorite things to see, is like the pre-information era conspiracy theories, and this kind of falls into that category. Jason loves a good pre. I love Dupree, man. Why are the clubs so much conspiracy theory shit? Because they all fucked each other and everyone else. It's just it's a sex conspiracy. That's all it is.

SPEAKER_08

That's fine. I'm really eyeing the URL that says Taylor Swift and Satan and Satanism.

SPEAKER_02

Yep. I was about to say, dude. Yes, please. Let's do that one.

SPEAKER_06

My dog, my kids are really into Taylor Swift, so this is perfect.

SPEAKER_02

So, Matt, if you'll notice in my link list, uh, you will notice that there is a lot of Jesus saves, Jesus is this, Jesus is precious. Jesus Precious.org. Yep, and that's where we are right now is Jesus isprecious.org.

SPEAKER_06

So Taylor Swift is a massive fraud. Churches have fallen hook, line and sinker for the devil's bait.

SPEAKER_02

This whole site is from 20 liberal media about somebody who just thinks Taylor Swift is bringing about the word of Satan. And if you walk, if you walk through this whole website, you're gonna see Bible verses, you're gonna see arguments, you're gonna see scientific documentation. Jesus Christ. And my favorite headline, favorite headline is Satanism makes a god of sex.

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SPEAKER_08

Oh yeah, dude. Somebody, some some guy saw Taylor. Some guy saw Taylor Swift and got hard and just crashed fuck out.

SPEAKER_06

Scroll scroll did not down all the way to that picture of couldn't fathom it.

SPEAKER_08

It then goes on to talk about how Adam Levine's net worth is about$50 million in 2014, which is not discouraging me from making satanic satanic music.

SPEAKER_06

So I I don't there's a quote at the bottom that I I don't understand. It does not take a majority to prevail. But I don't understand if tireless minority. Nobody can love God who doesn't love sinners. So does that mean that you should love people that are doing bad things?

SPEAKER_08

No, that's that's the whole thing about the Bible, right?

SPEAKER_06

Is you're supposed to forgive people and yeah, love I mean Christian love. He he yeah, he who casts who he who sins first rock man.

SPEAKER_08

He who sins first rock, man. There is a rock IMP.

SPEAKER_02

There is some there's a description here about something called a red hot mp3 by Dr. Curtis Houston. It's frozen lordship salvation. I don't know what that means, it has something to do with this, I guess. Um it's it's like you can equate this whole site equates like Maroon 5 to Satan, Taylor Swift and her pop music to just influencing young people to follow the word of Satan. It's just it's apparently there's a apparently there's a whole music video from both Taylor Swift and Maroon 5 all about slaughtering animals.

SPEAKER_06

You know, pop backwards is pop, and that makes me sad, and sad backward is death, and that's not okay.

SPEAKER_02

I hate you so fucking much. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02

Um and I will say there's I have three other links in my list that's all like Jesus saves, Jesus. Ended on the Taylor Swift one, though. Well, according to this website, man, Taylor Swift is just the hand of Satan.

SPEAKER_06

She is ushering in the Antichrist, and it's all your fault. Probably she she did just do that song about what's his name's penis, her husband fiance or whatever.

SPEAKER_08

I guarantee you know more about Taylor Swift than all of us can buy. I do.

SPEAKER_06

I don't remember the man's name though. Fucking Grundel Grundel Jenks, I think. Grundle Cumper 2. Anyway, it's called Wood, and it's a song about his penis, and that is that's where the Satan right there, Satan penis, penis backwards is Satan, I think.

SPEAKER_08

No, only women's sexuality is allowed to be decorative of evil, Michael. You should know that.

SPEAKER_05

You're right, you're right. Didn't Taylor Swift just put out like a fucking Nazi necklace line or something? What? I hope so. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_06

I think you're getting her mixed up with uh Sydney Sweeney.

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Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

No, that's that was a commercial about good jeans. I don't even know what happened there.

SPEAKER_08

That was the most assessed logo. That was the dumbest fucking shit.

SPEAKER_06

The the case she did a thing where it's like these jeans are pure or something like that.

SPEAKER_08

No, it was it was literally the entire thing was her looking hot in jeans, and American Eagles like she has good jeans. That was it. People got upset because they were like, Oh, that means she's white. And like the I was hoping it'd be something like master race or whatever.

SPEAKER_06

I was hoping it'd be something like blonde-haired blue-wise and good jeans. Yeah. No, it's literally let out Nazi stuff.

SPEAKER_08

Literally, all it was was they were like, Oh, she's hot because she her genetics make her hot and she and jeans, jeans, it's a play on words, get it, and everybody's like Nazis.

SPEAKER_06

Well, that's disappointing. I was hoping for more stuff. Did Taylor Swift let out a Nazis thing? Oh, I should we end these things? No, it's just probably it's just a necklace with thunderbolts on it, but that's all it is. It's just a necklace with thunderbolts. SS thunderbolts? Not even. They don't even, they're just thunderbolts. It doesn't matter. I don't fucking care.

SPEAKER_05

None of this matters. I think we can transition out of this if you just tell us what your favorite race is. My favorite race is probably NASCAR, dude, if I'm being honest. That's not a race, that's like a series.

SPEAKER_06

All right, fine. Probably the Coca-Cola, the Coca-Cola Zero Bowl or whichever it is.

SPEAKER_02

The Coca-Cola Zero Bowl. There you go.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. There you go.

SPEAKER_02

So sorry, I had to pick so fucking bad.

SPEAKER_06

The Coke Zero 400 or whatever it's called. That's my favorite one. Anyway, what's your favorite race, Jason?

SPEAKER_02

My favorite race?

SPEAKER_06

I was yeah, I was really hoping you'd just be like black. Anyway, I'm gonna go ahead and say thanks for coming out, everyone.

SPEAKER_02

I think we talk about the Coomor and No November and how masturbation is only introduced into our lives by occult sects.

SPEAKER_06

We don't talk about no no fucking article. We only talk about no P January. That's the only one we'll ever talk about. I like No Shit November better.

SPEAKER_05

Me too, but then November. I love you.

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SPEAKER_02

Hey, I I failed no shit November on the 5th, and the 6th, they're like, never mind, I put it back.

SPEAKER_06

Great. Well, everyone, I'm I'm gonna call it right there. I don't think we need a sign to just nope. Take a poop shove bad internet.

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