DLUTI 226 - The Homunculus Experiment

I have an egg - uh - I have a Russian guy - uh - episode.

Transcript

Chaotic Cold Open & Banter

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Yeah, isn't that a rule in Monopoly or one of those where you have to yell the name? You know. Why would you yell Monopoly? When at what point in Monopoly do you yell Monopoly? No, you don't just say, two, one, checkers. Is that our cold our cold intro? Fucking us just screaming using names for different games.

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Hello, everybody.

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Welcome. Two damn it.

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Jesus Christ. We are on one tonight.

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Welcome to Don't Are we on one or are we off one?

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I'm not even sure. I don't know. I think I think sometimes you can get so far off that you're just kind of back on. And I think that's the path we chose tonight. Welcome everyone to Don't Look Under the Internet. And here we are. My name is Mike. Following with me today is my fellow co-host, Jason. Nope. Matt.

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Doug, Doug.

SPEAKER_04 1:57

How do you say hello in Russian?

SPEAKER_02 2:01

Hello.

SPEAKER_03 2:04

There it is. Jesus Christ. Um gonna gonna slap you all with a little bit of uh diluti. Housekeeping.

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Above your head.

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SPEAKER_04 4:12

There might be nudity. There will be a big penis somewhere.

SPEAKER_01 4:18

You'll have to take your clothes out to put the clothes on, so I guess there will be nudity. Yeah. Yeah. Unless you just keep layering clothes on top of other clothes.

SPEAKER_04 4:27

Is that what you people want? They could be a never nude. They could be a never nude.

SPEAKER_03 4:32

Is that what you people want? I'm a whore. Do you want to see me naked uh for pay extra money? I'll do it.

SPEAKER_01 4:42

You wear jean shorts.

SPEAKER_04 4:44

Yeah, jean shorts and uh wife beat at all times.

SPEAKER_01 4:48

Your Saturday shorts become your your everyday shorts.

SPEAKER_03 4:52

Yeah, everyday shorts.

SPEAKER_04 4:54

Your skin. It's your skin now. It's pretty your skin.

SPEAKER_03 4:57

Um I think that's all I really had for um uh housekeeping here. Also, Darkfire Jacob said uh privet is hello in Russian. His source is him, a Russian speaker, for some reason. For some reason. Yeah, it just just happened on accident one day. Uh I'm assuming it's like privet. But there we go.

SPEAKER_01 5:21

Um the only Russian word I know is bli.

Introducing The Russian Homunculus Channel

SPEAKER_03 5:27

I know uh not any Russian words, but it's funny that we're on the topic. Oh, sorry. Uh and housekeeping, boom. It's funny that we're on the topic of the Russian language because we're talking about a Russian man. We're going back to Russia. We're going back to Russia, and we're going specifically to a Russian man's kitchen. For hummus. For hummus. You know, at the end of the game, you know that you know the game, Jumanji. We're talking about a humanji today.

SPEAKER_01 5:59

You don't want to be Russian in the kitchen. That's dangerous. There's sharp objects there.

SPEAKER_03 6:04

Yeah, and sharp needles full of semen.

SPEAKER_01 6:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:07

We're talking uh today about a channel where I'm not entirely sure exactly what the name of it is, if I can be handed with everybody. Uh the guy's name is Kearney, but I'm assuming that's what it is. This channel's name is, but it's in Russian or whatever, what have you. So I'm not entirely sure what the channel is called. Karni Kearney, I forgot how you say it, but that's what they're going by. If you just look up homunculus uh experiment or homunculus channel, odds are he'll be one of the top ones, although you do gotta look a little bit. Turns out he's not the only fucking Russian dude doing this shit, so that's interesting.

SPEAKER_05 6:43

Umunculus Russia is like super popular. I think a bunch of people just copied this guy.

SPEAKER_03 6:50

Almost definitely.

SPEAKER_05 6:51

I think the channel is titled How to Make.

SPEAKER_03 6:54

Yeah. Yeah, that makes more sense. Like, oh god, I hate that.

SPEAKER_01 6:59

Are you gonna make that we're gonna watch this guy make today?

SPEAKER_05 7:06

God, it's just that's been a while. I know, I just got a rude awakening when Doug said that.

SPEAKER_03 7:13

Odds are it's called How to Make with a Russian man. And oh, a lot of copies of how to make a Russian man.

SPEAKER_01 7:25

The second worst thing to happen to a Russian man's butthole on the internet.

SPEAKER_03 7:33

First, we'll leave you in pieces. Um my god. So we're we're talking about the monkeyless experiment, and this has been on my radar I think ever since it came into existence. I watched this when it was first a thing circulating around the internet, and I've always kind of wanted to talk about it, and here we are. I've heard myself, and that was weird. I did too. I don't know. I'm not crazy, but I figured we'd talk about it. He has a lot of different playlists. There is specifically, if you go into the playlist of the channel, you can find a homunculous one, but he's got other ones where he does other experiments and other stories that are happening. So, where do we start with this, if not the beginning?

SPEAKER_05 8:19

Yeah, very, very beginning. Um, so like Mike said, this is a it's a Russian channel, and so it's all gonna be okay. The majority of these videos are gonna be subtitled. The I think the second one uh in the in the playlist or whatever is English over, like uh dubbed over, which threw me off real fucking hard when I first went to co-watch through this.

SPEAKER_03 8:39

Oh, you could turn that off, but yeah, that happens sporadically.

“Reasoning” Video And Pseudo-Science

SPEAKER_05 8:41

Oh, yeah, yeah, it's I think it's YouTube's AI thing. It is, it's absolutely their AI, and I was like, what the fuck? I don't like this at all. Um, so we're gonna start with a video, and it's named Reasoning About the Homunculus, which I know is just a bad translation. Uh, because that's not I don't understand what that is a lot.

SPEAKER_01 9:01

It's a lot of really bad translation that makes a lot of this unintentionally very humorous.

SPEAKER_05 9:05

Oh, yeah, absolutely. It's so fucking funny. Um, so it this one's I think this one's the longest one in the series, it's like 20 minutes long. Um, and it's honestly this is just kind of like a breakdown of it's it's like background information, things that you might need to know um about biology and how different life forms work together, especially when it comes to like fertilization, hybridization, genetics. Um, and he's he basically sets up this premise where it it's he clears all of these quote unquote haters who are basically because they their world view doesn't allow for this type of thing to exist, then they find all the reasons to justify that it can't exist. Whereas he says that's not exactly true because we can create hybrids, and he goes over and he says, like, think of like the uh the mule, which is uh uh an offspring between a donkey and a horse. Normally that shouldn't be able to happen, but it's a ligar species and liger. Um, there's a bunch of different hybrids that have been made that kind of prove that the like uh chromosomes and a number of chromosomes shouldn't really have a huge impact on actual like growth and fertilization because you like all you're doing is growing a body, and that's the he kind of harps on that is talks about growing a body. He affirms that you know creation of uh like things like a homunculus should be absolutely be possible simply because it shouldn't matter what like egg and what fertilization material you're using and where it came from, you should be able to create something. And so this is literally it's a 20-minute video of him going over all of the different scientific proofs and his experience with um research, and he talks about lichens and mushrooms and fungus and algae and all this other stuff. Um crows, uh he goes over a shitload of topics, but literally all this whole video boils down to him setting up the the conditions that should be able to help whoever wants to recreate the experiment and help them create their own homunculus. And apparently, all you need is an egg, a syringe, and a needle, and the motivation to put your semen in that syringe. Buckets of cum. But just boatloads of cum.

SPEAKER_03 11:36

Um, apparently that's all you need. At one point, not to spoil future stuff, but he's like, Oh, the the texts say that the the the sperm has to be acquired through love, and I've been doing it in other means. I'm like, I don't like that.

SPEAKER_05 11:52

I've been doing it in lust.

SPEAKER_01 11:54

Like what he's just been jerking it to the most humongousane hintile you've ever seen. Also, I I want to point out that like the vast majority of this series visually is you're just gonna be staring at a table in some guy's hands and an egg.

SPEAKER_05 12:12

Yeah, yep.

SPEAKER_03 12:14

You'll see like him in a gas mask and like rubber coat, but yeah, mostly yeah, you're more here for the storytelling, not the physical, not the the visual.

SPEAKER_01 12:24

I feel like he has to be m trying to make his surroundings look as Russian as possible.

SPEAKER_05 12:29

I had the same thought because like there's no way like you didn't even need to hit play or hear any of this to know that this was in Russia, like right. You could just see the table, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:40

Russia. It just looks like assets from from like a stalker game or something.

First Egg Experiments And Movement

SPEAKER_05 12:45

Oh yeah, yes, oh my god, yes. But yeah, that's really the the all I really have to say about the first one. Um, it's just set up, it helps everyone get the information they need to kind of go move forward with the series. And so the next video we get is how to make a homunculus or homunculus number one. How to make um god damn it, god damn it. Um so again, we're gonna get uh some hands and a table, and this is it's talks about like the creation of a homunculus, where the idea came from. Um apparently it came from uh some medieval writings. Um fuck, what was the guy's name again? Pars Parcelsus, Paracelsus was apparently the guy's name that did a bunch of homunculus studies in medieval times. Um and he says that he's kind of re uh reimagining what he did, and apparently they took human semen, injected it into an egg, into the yolk of it, and then like covered the hole back up. And so that's what this fucking man is doing. And again, like Matt said, most of these videos can be literally 10 seconds long, and you'd still get the same information. Um, but it's I mean, it's interesting to watch the different techniques. He shows you exactly what to do on how to like open the egg without damaging the shell, how big the hole needs to be. So he goes, he does it very scientifically.

SPEAKER_01 14:07

Eventually stroking techniques, yes, stroking.

SPEAKER_04 14:12

Gotta find the right sized hole, yeah, and the right rhythm.

SPEAKER_05 14:17

Um so after he does this, he'll inject he injects his cum right into the egg and throws it in a little plastic container, and then puts that container inside his hat, his like beanie, and apparently then he says he's gonna store it in a dark room for uh what was the I think he does it for a random amount of time. It was 10 days the first time. Okay, cool. Because yeah, it goes he changes the time, uh, the duration to see like what the difference is. And so this first one he does for 10 days, and when he pulls it out, he says that it smells really fucking bad. He sees some infection, and then he takes a knife and cracks it open, and as he pours it out, there's like this viscous, there's the yolk, or not the yolk, the uh um the egg whites. There's like this dark, like bluish black fluid that comes out, but also there's like this little white, like it looks like string cheese, honestly. Um, or like a bean sprout or something. It's yeah, it's this is the cum. It's the coagulated cum.

SPEAKER_04 15:20

God this dude's house has to smell so bad, I feel it's gross.

SPEAKER_05 15:25

It's it is gross. It's not great. It's like I can't imagine. Okay, first of all, leaving an egg out of the refrigerator with a hole cut in the side of it for 10 days in a dark corner in your closet is later.

SPEAKER_01 15:38

Explains that dark corner in the closet is like 85 to 95 degrees Fahrenheit, which makes it even worse. It's just you're just like slow baking it. It's like leaving eggs in a hot car inside your house for or like on your radiator for two weeks some shit.

SPEAKER_03 15:54

He even I like how right off the first egg it like cracks, and he's like, uh, you don't you at first he's like, you want to make the hole as small as possible to stop the spread of infection, and then later on it's like cracked in like seven spots. He's like, a band aid will be fine, right? And then it doesn't work, and then he tries again. But he's just like it's fine.

SPEAKER_05 16:19

But yeah, so he pulls out like this this little white lump. It's got like a tendril shooting off. Um, but it's at first it doesn't look like it's doing anything, but after a minute, you notice that it's like it's actually moving, and like the tentacle is like wriggling, um, and different parts of it are moving around, and like it actually looks pretty pretty cool for whatever like whatever he's using to get that to happen. Um, it definitely did cause a lot of the internet to question if this was real or not, and you'll actually find a ton of videos like debunking this or going over like if this is real or like whatever the uh the tone of the video is. There's a ton of people trying to either prove or disprove that this stuff is actually real. Uh every comments for later.

SPEAKER_01 17:07

What'd you say? I got some screenshotted comments for later that just really nail nail down how intelligent a lot of the internet is.

The Book Smash And Failed Batches

SPEAKER_05 17:16

Oh god, yeah. Oh my god, yeah. Some of the I didn't screenshot him, but I saw some that were just like that shit insane and uh makes me sad for the human race. Um, but yeah, that's the end of the first homunculus video. Uh we'll go on to the second one. Um, this one's much more boring, like much, much, much, much more boring because it's just it just shows him repeating the process like he did the first time. Um, although this time I think he said it was gonna be I think he said it was 20 days. I can't remember, but it was a it was a different it was either 20 or 40 days. Uh 40 days. It was 40 days. And so he puts it back in the hat, he injects his cum into it, into the hat it goes, into the closet it goes. Um and he brings it back out, smacks it open, and um like so again, it's like the latex glove I used to six minute video as a teenager.

unknown 18:12

Who cares?

SPEAKER_05 18:14

Um this one also has something in it. He cracks it open, smells super bad, but it uh it freaks him out because it starts moving around. He thinks it's dead at first, and it's it at the very end, it sprays like this some kind of liquid at him, and he drops it. He freaks the fuck out, and he's he's just smacks it with a um a Russian Chinese dictionary. Um it just explodes. Whack, yeah, and like it just it's just jelly now, and then afterwards he starts coming, he's like, Oh, well, I I can't really salvage any of this. I've I've obliterated most of the internal organs if there were any. And I'm just like, Jesus, man. Um yeah, yeah, that's dead, yeah. Very fucking dead. You hit it with a book, like I won't, Doug.

SPEAKER_03 19:06

Um yeah, so that's the second one. Um I I I enjoy how he he splatters it, and then throughout like multiple videos going forward, he's like, Yeah, I won't have the book this time. He's like, Yeah, he's like, I won't, I won't do the same as what happened in the last accident. It's like, no, that wasn't an accident. Useful hunch what happened.

SPEAKER_05 19:30

That was there's no accident about that at all. I was like, if Jason saw a spider, yep, hundred percent whack. Yeah, it's yeah, kills the shit out of it and then moves on. Um so the next one, he instead of going with one egg, this time he goes with batches of five, and he teaches you how to do batch, uh, how to batch these things together for the best results. Um, this one's this video is almost 10 minutes long, and so what he does is he's he does four batches of five eggs, and one batch is kept for 10 days, one for 20, one for 30, and one for 40. Um, he's gonna pull them all out at the same time at the end. This should hopefully want to roll up. Disgusting, dude. Absolutely fucking nasty, absolutely fucking disgusting. This is where you will see the this is the first time you'll see like a full body, uh, or at least from torso up of uh corny or kearney or however you pronounce it. Um he pulls out and he's but he is wearing a full gas mask, full like rubber suit. He's got uh nitro gloves on, um, all for protection. And he says, and yeah, like I'm mainly doing this because it fucking smells so bad, but also I don't know what that thing spit on me last time, so I'm gonna wear as much protection as I can in case it's something acidic or caustic. Um, and then I think his for the next like what his protection is like Soviet era. Yeah, oh god, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:03

If it works for them, it'll work for him, you know.

SPEAKER_05 21:06

Speaking of stalker, this he just looks like somebody out of stalker. Um, and so he starts opening these, and for the next six and a half minutes, we watch him open 20 eggs, rotten, horrendous eggs, into like a quart-sized glass bowl, and literally nothing is in any of them.

SPEAKER_03 21:29

His ass is like, Oh, thankfully I have a big enough bowl. You don't, it's at the brim, dog.

SPEAKER_05 21:34

Dude, yeah, you do not have a large if that spills, you have to burn your house down now. Like you're done. Um, but yeah, he just goes through and he cracks them all open, and none of them have anything in it. So it's just some dude sitting at a table cracking rotten eggs into a glass for almost for uh six and a half minutes. Um, it's fucking disgusting. The liquids that come out of these fucking things are nasty as hell. Um, yeah, but that's the whole I think that's the entirety of of the last video. There's really not much to this one. Um, I guess it's just to show what a failed experiment looks like. And then the very last video that I am gonna talk about is the number four. It's how to make a homunculous number four.

Protective Gear, Odors, And Setup

SPEAKER_03 22:18

Um this one, uh nice of him to number all his videos. Can more people do that? That'd be great.

SPEAKER_05 22:25

I know, right? It'd be a lot easier to divide up research for things like this. Um, so just like the other videos, we get hands, he's wearing gloves again this time, and we have one egg sitting in a plastic container. He preps it. Um the first like 75% of this video is him talking about people in comments about how they're telling him he's wrong, he can't do this, this isn't possible. And he's very calmly explaining why he thinks that they're wrong.

SPEAKER_03 22:56

You don't understand.

SPEAKER_05 22:57

Yeah, if you just put cum in chicken egg, you'll get beast. Yeah, and I think the biggest part of his argument is like no matter what the species, most vaginas are acidic on the inside, which is not good for sperm. Therefore, nature was not made to work together, so why can't it work like this with this as well? Which is really isn't an argument. I got work.

SPEAKER_04 23:21

I just don't think he's ever gotten laid, if I'm being honest. He's this is why he has a cum hat.

SPEAKER_03 23:30

He's just like, uh actually the uh human vagina's pretty icky too. So there's acid in there. Like, why why do that? If you stick your wiener in a vagina, then it will melt. Like, that's just fact. That's nature, dude.

SPEAKER_01 23:45

Yeah, but you get one shot at it.

SPEAKER_03 23:48

It's like a bee or a praying mantis. You have to stick your willy in fucking Vaseline so it doesn't melt first. There you go.

SPEAKER_05 23:57

Wrap it in HDPE uh fucking Tupperware plastic. Um but yeah, the first like three quarters of this video is him just responding to, I guess, the haters in the comments telling him he's wrong. Um, in the very end, we get him to finally open this egg. Um and he's hoping there's something inside, and we do find it looks similar to the one in the the second one that he made that spit like a bunch of like stuff all over him. Um this one's wiggling around and it's got a little bit more color to it. It's got it looks it's almost like a brownish tan as opposed to like the white or like the infection laden greens and blacks and grays that were in the nasty fucking liquid that um that it came out of. Um and this one's moving around, and so he puts it in a plastic bucket because he's worried that the force ups are actually hurting it. Um he says, cool, we're gonna set this thing up in an environment, and we'll see what happens when it grows. Um, but that is the end of our little intro into making your own homunculus using chicken eggs and cum.

SPEAKER_03 25:06

I'm wearing my turtleneck. So we're on video five. Uh, our Spudnik friend here in this video realizes that the homunculus thing that he made is starting to dry out over time. He notices that it's not like gooey like it was before, it's not oozy uh with the say slime. So he decides, let's just throw it in some fucking water and see what happens. Turns out that was the great good call because he noticed it stopped shriveling up and it it actually started moving more and seemed more healthy. He noticed that the water will get murky, but then clears up uh after a while, and this just kind of happens repeatedly. Uh, kind of like this thing is like making the water dirty and then like filtering it over and over, pretty much. The homunculus thing seems to create, according to our Russian friend here, uh Kierny, it creates an ideal environment for itself. So in theory, he I don't think he goes into testing it, I don't recall, but it he in theory seems like this thing could adapt to whatever climate it is in or whatever environments it's in. He just so happened to figure out water works best.

SPEAKER_01 26:16

Uh now came free com just kind of dangling off the end.

A “Success” And Early Care

SPEAKER_03 26:19

Just a bit. Yeah, just a little bit. Oh, I'm getting into that. I'm getting into that. So we he so here comes the question of how do you feed this fucking thing? Because obviously it's moving around and it needs some sort of nutrition. Uh, don't let RFK know it's just gonna give him fucking raw milk, which is kind of actually what the people want him to do. So he finds out that he he he's like, oh, the alchemists from back in the day. I don't know where he's getting these references from. He's just reading books or something. Because he's he's references books in like texts, so he's like he says that according to these alchemists, yeah. Reading, you know, the homunculi texts. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Where's he getting this shit? So he claims that the alchemist books you're right, they might have the the Library of Alexandria or whatever. Who's to say? He claims that in these this these alchemist books that he reads, uh, that the alchemists say he should do a mix of blood and milk, and that is the best way of feeding it. RFK Jr. would be so proud. Or the liver king, probably. Blood milk. He yeah, blood milk. He does he figures that this isn't gonna work because the thing is in water. You can't exactly just put drops of blood and milk in the water, it's just gonna dilute. Uh, so he opts for sugar, which like in the water, which this seems to do the trick. Uh, just kind of like a temporary thing, though. He says that uh the sugar is gonna be more for like energy for the thing rather than growth because it's sugar's just carbs, so it's not gonna help with growth very much. So he did notice that with the sugar it moved around a bit more, and over time it did grow a little bit, and it sprouted what he claims to be kind of like a mouth with a red feeler that is kind of sticking out, and out of this mouth, it's kind of just like dribbling cum, like pre-cum, like Matt said out of it. And he's even like, Oh yeah, this thing is pretty active, and he like he like dips, I forget what he dips in specifically. I think it's like his tweezers or something, but you see like the tentacle, the feeler thing kind of like move towards it, so it's it's active, it's moving, it's grooving. Video six comes along, and the homunculus thing has gotten way bigger than it was last time. It also eats meat now, which is I would say scary. I don't like that at all. We get a demonstration of it eating meat, which it kind of just sucks the meat into its mouth hole. He just like drops it and it just kind of falls right in. So you're assuming this thing's just going and sucking it in. We also notice these little stripes that resemble veins are starting to appear on the creature. And Corney realizes that this thing needs cool water to survive. As one day the water got too hot and the thing almost died. He's like, ah shit, it hasn't moved in a while. So he put it in the fridge, and he noticed after putting in the fridge for a couple hours, it kind of kicked back to life. Um, he then goes through some questions that he gets asked a lot. The biggest question he gets is why doesn't it look like a human chicken hybrid? Because it's a chicken egg with man semen. And his answer is one that I'm gonna try to make sense of. But essentially, he says that this is not a hybrid creature that he has created, but it's something more primordial, something that came out of like the primitive oceans. It's more like the first type of animals that came from the ocean rather than a hybrid chicken man.

SPEAKER_01 29:52

So that's kind of in a chicken's egg is the recipe for bringing an ancient life form back to life.

SPEAKER_03 29:58

Yes, exactly, exactly understanding. Yeah, it exactly, and this is where the broken English subtitles come full swing. Anytime he's like, This is my reasoning for something, doesn't make much sense at all. I'll I'll gonna tell you that right now.

Feeding, Water Habitats, And Growth

SPEAKER_05 30:16

So long like rants about something he's interested in.

SPEAKER_03 30:20

He goes, That really is it it don't just wait. There's another one where I try to piece together what he means because in brain it I kind of understood, but when I'm trying to write it down, what my thought is does not translate to text very well. So I did my damnedest, and we're gonna see it. So video seven comes along, and surprise, he has made a new thing.

SPEAKER_01 30:43

Hold on, I want to point out that the thumbnail for video seven is a woman in a sexy Pikachu costume.

SPEAKER_03 30:49

Well, because he made a thing and he named them. So let me tell you this. So he made a new thing here, and this one you don't see how it's made exactly. You assume it's the same way, but this one is a bit smaller and he feeds it with Gatorade, which is cool. He says a sports dream hat for an idea of how this one was made. Yeah. Um, you get all your best ideas when you're wearing your cum hat. I've I've noticed that in my life.

SPEAKER_01 31:13

He's giving it electrolytes, it's what he monkey crave.

SPEAKER_04 31:16

It's what yes, I don't know, it's fucking stupid, but one of the comments on one of my videos just says, I have a sperm, I have an egg. Oh monkey.

SPEAKER_01 31:31

I have a sperm.

SPEAKER_04 31:33

I have an egg. Oh homunculai. Homuncula.

SPEAKER_03 31:42

So he mentions that this this new one moves a lot slower than the other one does. He's decided on names for the creatures. The new one is Slowpoke, and the other one is Pikachu. He named this new one Slowpoke because it moves very slowly. It doesn't do a whole lot. And the other one he named Pikachu because now not only does this thing have a weird fucking red feeler, but it also gives off electricity, sort of like how uh an electric eel does. He went with the Poke Not button names because he he says because Pokemon's popular. I think it's because Pokemon is just wild and full of insane creatures, and that is kind of what he's birthing here, is just insane wild creatures.

SPEAKER_01 32:25

Uh he does he plans on this man get his hands on a Valporia.

Naming Pikachu And Slowpoke

SPEAKER_03 32:30

Let's not do that. Or a or bun, uh what the what's it called? The bunny one, the hot bunny one that everyone wants. Don't let him do it. So there's a hot bunny Pokemon, that's all you need to know. I am so out of the loop on Pokemon as it turns out. So he does plan on introducing uh these two homunculus together at some point, but he wants to wait until Slowpoke gets a bit bigger. Uh at the end of the video, he gives us a demonstration of the electric current that is being given off by Pikachu. He basically has it in the its little aquarium, and he takes like a fucking um like mill reader basically and just sticks the ends in the water, and you get a current. Uh video eight. Slowpoke is taking on a star shape, which is cool. It's a star-shaped Pokemon. He's been feeding Slowpoke a protein powder mix now, which seems to be working well for its growth. He still plans on introducing the two, but that'll have to wait for now because Slowpoke grew an eye. That's weird. Fuck. So fuck. So this kind of debunks his theory. Uh he claimed that before, his theory was that homunculus follow a more ancient primordial evolution chart. Like I mentioned before. He thinks that these things are more primitive uh beasts. He thinks his theory is now debunked because eyes are to the to quote him, eyes are a relatively new evolutionary achievement. I don't know how accurate that is.

SPEAKER_04 34:02

I feel like eyes have been around for a minute, but someone Google when was the eye invented? When was a couple of years after the Tootsie Roll? Yeah, definitely after the Tootsie Roll.

SPEAKER_03 34:13

Yeah. Yeah. He still plans on introducing Slowpoke and Pikachu together, but now for now he's gonna keep an eye on Slowpoke to see if anything else grows. Because he's like, maybe an arm. Who knows at this point? I got an eye. Who knows?

SPEAKER_01 34:28

Well, according to ChatGPT, the eye was not invented, it evolved over millions of years through natural selection. The earliest forms of that structures appeared around 550 million years ago. That's what they want you to think.

SPEAKER_03 34:41

Yeah, Chat GPT is uh trying to silence big eye inventor. I'm Jonathan Eyeball, and I invented the eyeball. So video nine comes around, right? Uh and the two are together now. The two seemed they're they're in the same aquarium. He's got a big old aquarium, and he put them both in there, they're just chilling. Uh, the two seem to have calmed down and stopped quote unquote evolving. Uh he hopes that they will react to the new aquarium he bought, kind of like how goldfish do, where if you put a goldfish in a bigger bowl, it gets bigger. So that's what he's kind of hoping happens here. Because his other containers were kind of tiny. You're probably asking yourself, boys, why do they look different? Why is one star-shaped and the other isn't? The other one's kind of more just like a it's like a tube, kind of kind of look like a tube. Um and his explanation is kind of stupid. So I tried to make sense of it. In nature, shit just looks different, dog. That's it. That's pretty much it. You know, you see two different fish. That happens sometimes, you know. Sometimes there's different birds. Why not different homunculus? You know, this is how it is. He's also been asked, hey, Russian man, you use your jism to make these things. Or do you think of these as your children? No, he says. And this is where I had to try to interpret what he was saying. So Godspeed, boys, is what I'm going to say to you right now. Here's why he says these are not his children. Humans share general genes with each other. In the Stone Age, there was a great tragedy that occurred which wiped out a whole hell of a lot of humans. Almost all of us. Plague. This is this it was uh it was a big pharmacovid. That did it. This small group of people that were left was all that was populating. So us as humans are all the descendants of that small portion of humanity. Okay. Thus, we all share very similar genes with each other. Also the banana.

SPEAKER_02 36:54

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 36:55

But with these things, uh, with these homunculus, half of its genes are unknown to him. He should try coming on a banana.

SPEAKER_01 37:03

He should try Yeah, why didn't we do that? It's not that great. You have to microwave it a little bit first. Not too much.

SPEAKER_03 37:20

Well, I put mine on the wrong end.

SPEAKER_01 37:21

Less than 10 seconds.

SPEAKER_03 37:24

So the fuck.

SPEAKER_01 37:28

Sorry, Mike, go ahead. I do want to point out that Chad, despite my insistence, ChatGPT does say I don't have any credible historical or scientific information about a per a person named Marcus Fartbutt, and there's no evidence that any individual invented the eyeball.

Eyes, Electricity, And Evolution Claims

SPEAKER_03 37:45

But I'm gonna keep trying. Just gaslight it. When the robots eventually turn on us, I'm happy to know that they're gonna come for you first out of the three or the four of us. Remember when you lied to us and made us think man invented eyeball. Um so like I said, even though uh this thing is is half chicken and it's chicken genes, the genes are still unknown to his human genes. Does that make sense? His DNA doesn't look at the chicken DNA and say, I know you, like it does another person.

SPEAKER_04 38:24

I don't think a human child is gonna hold up in court, though.

SPEAKER_03 38:32

That's solid enough. For his crimes against humanity here, yeah, you're probably right. Nah, the custody hearing. He just has a chicken going to divorce court with him. He's like, it's not chicken lawyer for Futurama. It doesn't work. Defendant Falkhorg Leghorn takes Cardi to court over his children. Um, so a human child will be closer to him genetically than what these abominations would be. Also, just look at him. They're a couple of fucking freaks. So, no, these are not human things. They don't look anything like a human. He sees them more as pets. He also gets asked why chicken egg and no ostrich egg. Well, that's easy, you dumb cunt. All the books he's read say to use a chicken egg. That's like the one constant through everything. And how does he not know that? Yeah, his argument for this is that back in the day people hunted more, which means there were more birds. Silly. So obviously, these alchemists tried a various different egg, such as a duck and or a goose, and nothing worked quite like the chicken egg. So it seems that this is the best method, as it is backed by scientific research by alchemists from like the 1300s that were coming in chickens and making these weird things. Uh that's that's where this ends. It he's just like, it works.

SPEAKER_04 40:05

Um, all right, so moving on from whatever that was. Um we have uh episode 10. There's something new happening with the Hamunks. Uh, so it looks like Slowpoke has gotten bigger and has now attached his fucking sucker to the top of Pikachu. Um he mentions that uh the electrical activity. Slowpoke the little one. What whatever one ha monk is sucking the other monk off. I I don't care.

SPEAKER_01 40:42

Slowpoke doesn't look real happy about it.

Co-Habitation And Merging Theories

SPEAKER_04 40:44

If I'm being a yeah, the eyes like giving him a humonkey. Um he's getting HS. Um so he basically, yeah. Sorry, I had it switched around. You're right. Fucking um he says that he thinks Pikachu wants to eat slow poke, um, and he wants to like cut open slow poke to see what's inside, but he's like basically waiting to see what all happens before he does anything, and he's like pretty adamant about wanting to just like poke around inside of the homunculus. Um and so he kind of seems to be uh under the impression that uh slow poke isn't objecting to what's happening, like he it doesn't seem like it's like frightened or like upset or anything, it's just you know sitting there chilling, kind of letting it happen. And he now thinks that this is a an attachment rather than an attack. It's really weird. So throughout this whole like whatever, six, seven, eight, nine, ten minute video, whatever, um he has like 14 theories and like yeah, he keeps like saying one thing and then going directly into being like, but now, and it's literally been like 30 seconds, but uh they're fucking never mind, they're just attaching. So, anyways, he says if it is going to mate, he's curious uh what the offspring will come through as, like if it's gonna be like an egg or uh like a tadpole or like something along those lines. You better believe I'm gonna put my keyboard. He's coming in it, he's gonna come in that fucking egg. Um, I mean, doesn't this thing have a DNA?

SPEAKER_01 42:24

Would that cause like incestuous issues?

One Creature, New Mouth, And “Teeth”

SPEAKER_04 42:27

I mean, look at what he spawned, it's already incestuous to a degree. Um, so yeah, and basically he's like, Yeah, they have no holes, so I don't know how they're how they're gonna mate. Um, and then he kind of like comes back and he's like, It's been three days and they are still fucking each other. Um like hung monkey listener, right? Right, but now he thinks that slowpoke is a female and Pikachu is a male, so he thought the opposite before, and now he thinks it's the other way around. Um basically he goes, Once something happens, I'll I'll I'll do a new video. Um, and we'll we'll I'll I'll come and talk to you guys when they're done pairing, is the way that it's like translated. Um, which I'm assuming just means, you know, fucking. So we move on to uh episode 11. It's a very short video, super, super short. Um, things haven't changed a whole lot in the tank. Pikachu is like now further inside of Slowpoke. Um the the the tentacle is like fucking like real deep in there, like all the all the way up its butt. Um he's not sure if they're becoming one or if one is devouring the other. He's still kind of on the fence about it. Um, and then he basically goes, Well, hopefully we'll find out in my next video. And that's it. It's like literally like a two minute video. So episode twelve comes around, and Pikachu is fully in there. Um and balls if he was seems to be What? Deep if you what do you say? Balls deep deep. Balls deep. Deep eggs deep. Balls deep. Deep as balls. Um, so he it does seem now to him that it is a merging of the two bodies. They're not like not one's not devouring the other one, they're just fucking coming together. Um Slowpoke's eye has disappeared, um, and he hopes that it comes back. And he thinks that maybe it's due to some sort of like genetic protection for the eye that it like has been like covered up to protect it, um, and that maybe it's changing into something else. Um, the electrical activity in the tank has gone away completely, apparently. And um he starts going into like their feeding process, because I guess a lot of people were act asking about the feeding process, um, and he's just basically pouring a protein mix inside the water, and they seem to just be like absorbing it through their skin. Um at one point he mentions that one of them ate meat, um, but they're not really reacting to anything anymore. Um, and that he was able to tell that their nervous system has merged into one. So basically, when he pokes one, they both react, and if he pokes the other one, they both react. So he's like pretty certain that um their their their nervous system has like intertwined. Um, he also starts to just like address some hateful comments randomly um at the end of the video. I can't believe people were upset at me. Yeah, he's kind of just like, y'all are haters. No, um, but yeah, he ends up uh actually touching both the bodies because people were like, fucking touch them or like do something, like because everyone was saying that it was basically they were under the impression that he was just had like a computer monitor up and that we were watching a computer monitor. Um, but uh yeah, he puts his hand fully in and like touches the thing and uh with like a little poker. Um and you can see his hand in the aquarium and everything. So he's like, This this proves that it's not like it's not what you're saying, it is. Um, and that's pretty much the end. And then we go into video 13. Um, they're now starting to look like a full solid one homunculus. Um, they didn't each they didn't eat each other, they literally just became one. Um, the whole unit is smaller now, not larger. Um, if it was larger, he assumed that it would be the one eating the other, but that didn't happen because the mass became actually smaller. So uh now it's more of like just like a straight up tube, as opposed to like the like weird bottle shape one and like the like star circular one, right?

SPEAKER_01 46:43

It'd kind of be looking like one of those jelly things you posted in the Discord.

SPEAKER_04 46:47

Does it literally it's it's literally that uh it's perfect for him. Um he can grow his own fucking fleshlights now. Yeah, I mean he can just fucking at this point. Might as well.

SPEAKER_03 47:01

Uh he already has his phone in it, you might as well just do the act. That would be less weird to me at this point, is if he actually just fucked it.

SPEAKER_04 47:11

Just say you made a fuck toy, dude. Just like we get it.

SPEAKER_03 47:16

This is just an entire backstory that he gave as an excuse to have made his own sex toy and gotten away with it.

SPEAKER_04 47:25

He's like then he posts. His girlfriend like found it in his room, and he's like, It's it's a homunculus, dude. No, no, babe. I swear it's not what you would think. It's a homunculus. I I promise there's a I have a YouTube series about it. Give me like 30 days though. I need to upload them all. Um I need eggs. Um, all right, anyways. So um where was I? Okay, so uh yeah, it's much smaller now. All the original growths around both of them are gone, um, and it's a more of a cylinder shape, like I mentioned. There is a new hole on the side of it, uh, where the where he thinks the eye was. It's like a little tiny pinhole almost, but uh it reacts to light. He like starts shooting uh a flashlight at it, and you can kind of see it like dilate and like retract and stuff. Um and he calls what happened to the two pairs uh somatic hybridization. Um, and this is when a joint colony of different cells basically don't exchange genetic information with each other, but they're still inside of the unit. I'm not going any further into that.

SPEAKER_01 48:43

Yeah, he uses this um as a as a scapegoat again later on, and just basically I it feels like he learned this term and was like, yeah, that I can use that.

Diet Shifts, Blood-Meat Tests, And Discharge

SPEAKER_04 48:55

Yeah. Pretty much because it's like, yeah, these this there's cells in this thing, they're from two different things. They don't work together though. But here's this living thing that I have, anyways. Um he basically goes on to say that homunculus can be the product of two species of cells, and that sometimes these elements can introduce can be introduced by accident and still form new forms, I guess is the best way to describe that. Um, and he says that uh now these that these things, these two things are one, uh it needs a new name. And I actually, this is probably my favorite thing about the series, but he says it's no longer Pikachu and Slowpoke, but it's now Shogoth. So I was like, hell yeah. Um but anyways, uh, he believes that now the merging is done, that they can now start to grow. Um, I'm I keep saying they, but it's I guess an it. I don't know. I don't know what it is. I don't want to assume the homunculus is gender. Um but uh it's basically he wants to start working on getting them fed and growing and like seeing what where where this thing goes from here, right? Um so we get uh episode 14. Um, it now has a mouth with looks like little teeth on its head. We see it in the tank, and it's got like little tiny teeth at the very top. Um, he's tried to feed it solid foods, but it doesn't want them at all. Um, it barely even reacts when I when he like puts the food in front of it. Um, and he starts comparing this homunculus to a worm, um, and that it has something called three-beam symmetry, which is um which is homunculus me if I was a worm. Yes. Um basically uh I'm not gonna go into three-beam symmetry, but it's found in worms, and it's just like it has like these three pillars that uh basically I don't know, I don't really care. Um, but he's not sure if all the functions have formed on this thing yet. Um, and he's kind of concerned about that. Um, and he wants to know like what new things might happen because like now it has a mouth with teeth, and it had a little fucking little pinhole eyeball. So he's kind of trying to determine if this thing is a predator or not because it has teeth now, um, even though it's not really reacting to like food at all. So that being said, we get to my last video. Why don't you just episode 15?

SPEAKER_01 51:23

What to catch an emuculus predator?

SPEAKER_03 51:28

Just take take a seat. I do enjoy I do enjoy how he he was like, Oh, it's got teeth, which means it's a predator. That's not exactly what that means. Cows have teeth.

SPEAKER_01 51:37

That doesn't mean anything at all.

SPEAKER_03 51:38

But that did that did in my brain make me think of like a cow like hunting and stalking like a gazelle or something in the wild.

SPEAKER_04 51:46

I thought so. Yeah, my thought on this is that the translation is like semi-wrong for a lot of this, is my guess. I feel like he's probably meant to say like fangs or something along like that. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, uh, I don't really know. Yeah, so I think a lot of the I think there's a lot of miss mis uh guided parts that we're getting because we're just reading YouTube's fucking closed captioning, but um, but anyway, so it'd be funny.

SPEAKER_01 52:17

None of this is what he says at all in the content.

SPEAKER_05 52:19

It's just yeah, wildly wrong. I really said I was making a fleshlight like the whole time.

SPEAKER_03 52:25

Right. This is just a very long review for his fleshlight. That's all it's right.

SPEAKER_04 52:30

It's just like how you take care of the fleshlight.

SPEAKER_01 52:33

Discussing what liquid solutions Plato will dissolve in.

SPEAKER_04 52:40

Um, okay, so last video, super short. Um, the homunculus has started eating. Uh it's refusing animal products, but it wants fruits and vegetables for some reason. Super picky. It only wants carrots and pumpkin.

SPEAKER_01 52:55

And he thought that maybe became a vegan.

“Science” Tests: pH, Salts, And Plant Death

SPEAKER_04 52:58

Yeah, he thought that maybe it was because of the color of the food, but it didn't seem to want other orange things. Um, it refused red caviar, that little bitch ass. And then um he asked for like people in the comments to help him understand why this might be. Um, he believes that the digestive system inside is still developing, and that might be that reason. And it hasn't really gotten any bigger because it's only just begun eating the fruits and vegetables. So there wasn't really a whole lot to report in this episode. Um, and that's really it. That's that's all I got. I he I I will say I've really cut down on a lot of the random bullshit he says in some of these videos because a lot of it isn't super important to the story, um, and a lot of it's just rambling. So um, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 53:44

Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of that.

SPEAKER_01 53:46

Yeah, episode 16. Honestly, like to be very straight, like the this is the point in the series where things start to kind of dwindle as far in terms of like new experiences that we're going to have from here forward. So uh most of the videos are are going to be kind of the same thing. Visually, the thing doesn't change much visually from here on out. Um, but I'm gonna go through like each video and explain what new information he tells us. So in episode 16 or video 16, he says that it does eat meat now, and he was able to get it to eat meat by taking his viewers' suggestions and taking his own blood and well, first he dipped his own finger in the tank with um his like pricked his finger and put his blood in the tank, and it seemed to like the blood, so he covered some raw meat in his own blood and tossed it in, and it was all about that. So he got it to start eating meat um because and he even explains that like he didn't like the idea of using his own blood, but he hated the idea that it only ate vegetables m more.

SPEAKER_03 55:06

I'll be damned if I raise a vegan.

SPEAKER_01 55:08

Right, exactly. So so this guy hates vegans so much that he's willing to bleed over it. So that's how he's feeding the thing now. In episode 17, we learn that the thing has grown a little bit because it's eating meat now, and now it comes everywhere. So he explains that it's starting to spit liquid, and it's like this whitish liquid, and he has a few different theories for what this liquid might be. Uh, he thinks it could just be excrement or it could be poisonous. But apparently it spits this liquid every few days, and it seems to do it shortly after eating. So he goes on and answers some questions from viewers while he's waiting on the thing to spit its liquid everywhere. Uh, one person asks why he never changes the dirty water, and he explains that that's because when he changes the water, the thing stops moving, and then the water gets dirty pretty quickly again, anyway. So he leaves the camera on after answering answering some questions to see if it'll spit its liquid, and it eventually does, and it shoots just like this little white jazz cloud all over the tank.

SPEAKER_03 56:20

It is pretty great.

Live Fish Trial And Shock Claims

SPEAKER_01 56:21

It's just it's like it it's it farts like a c a cloud of white uh liquid, and then it just kind of settles at the bottom of the tank, and that's pretty much it. In 18, he decides to do some science. So science, man. So he has taken a sample of the liquid in the tank, and he's decided he's gonna use this sample of the liquid to figure out what this thing is shooting out of itself. So he's gonna run some tests. The first test he runs is to check the pH value to see if it's acidic. It turns out it's actually slightly alkaline, which he notes is very similar to the pH level to JIS. But then he tests the hardness of the liquid, and he notes that it's harder than the water than he put in the tank originally, so there at least has to be some salt in the liquid that this thing is shooting at.

SPEAKER_03 57:22

Then he does the taste test and just swishes it around a little bit. Yep, that's come. That's come.

SPEAKER_01 57:28

So he he shares with us his theories again. He's added one this time, though. So again, his first theory is that it's just excrement and the meat has basically made it start shitting. Um the second one is that it is come and it's ejaculating, and the third one is that it's some sort of poison. And so and I don't know if this is a trans, I don't know if this is a translation error or if this was intentional, but he goes, he says, to test if it's poison, I'm going to need to find an organism that I can use the the liquid on to see if it poisons it. And then he just says, according to the Cashons, he says, I have a grandson, and then he pauses, which I assumed meant that he was gonna poison his grandson with this stuff and just see what happens. But then after that he says, and my grandson said that I should use a plant, which I think is a stupid idea because things that are poisonous to plants are not necessarily poisonous to anything else. That's kind of right how insecticides work, right? Like you spray stuff on the crops, it doesn't hurt the crops, it kills the yeah, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but he fucking tries it anyway. Um and so he uh actually before he puts it on the plant, he does decide to stick it under a microscope to see if it's got sperm in it, and it's got like these cells inside of it that are floating around, and he says that it doesn't look like normal sperm because it doesn't have any tails, they're just kind of like balls. And that's kind of the end of that. But then he does stick some of it on the plant, he puts the plant aside for a few days and brings it back, and we find out that the plant is not doing so hot. So he decides that this means that this must be poison. Um has to be poison, it has to be poison, it killed the plant.

SPEAKER_05 59:26

Yeah, or he's killed slightly hard water, which means it's saline. It's fucking salt water. Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 59:33

If you common a plant, does it also not react very well?

Method Recap: Hat, Heat, And Timing

SPEAKER_01 59:37

Probably if there's enough of it, yeah, I would imagine. Yeah, he basically died, so all the tests Jason's run have come back conclusive. Um yeah, no, he earlier he notes that it this stuff is basically salt water, and then he pours salt water on a plant and is surprised when it dies and positive that must be poison. But anyway. 19. So um this thing again has gotten slightly bigger, and he decides that that means that it's time to try to feed it a live organism. So he grabs like a little goldfish and he tosses it in the tank, and the tank the it doesn't eat the fish, but the fish just fucking dies, which I don't know exactly what he was expecting, because like this is a tank full of like murky, god knows what temperature water that's full of like salt, apparently. Right and he's just tossing goldfish in, like, oh shit, it died. Like, if you put a beta fish in the wrong temperature water, it dies. What did you expect to happen? But anyway, he goes to try to grab the corpse of the fish and feed it to the humunculus, and as he's doing this, the camera topples over, and he sets the camera back up and he explains that it seems like this thing is emitting electrical current, and it shocked him when he tried to feed it the fish. Wow. Well then the thing that absorbed one thing that emitted electrical current is now emitting electrical current.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:17

Wild.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:17

Wild. Who could have thought?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:20

So you can kind of see like when you watch the fish part, like that like it looks like the fish is like like vibrating next to it for a minute, and then it just kind of like it's really kinda hard to see, but you can like see that it's like it wiggles a bit vibrating in the yeah. That's it, that's all I got.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:43

It got electrocuted.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:46

Yeah, that's a dead fish.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:48

Yeah, it dead now. So fish episode 20. The murder weapon is back. He has he he has that Chinese Russian dictionary thing on the table. Um remember this right. So it's at the so it's the in this video we take a break from the humunculus in the tank, and he decides that he's going to show us a new humunculus that he's growing inside of an egg that is in early stages of development. He explains that he doesn't usually shine light on the eggs to see if stuff's growing inside because he's afraid that that will hurt them, but he fucking does it anyway for like actually a really long time.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:35

A really long time.

Electricity Readings And Audience Theories

SPEAKER_01 1:02:36

But while while he's doing that, he says that he's going to explain in a little bit more detail how exactly he's doing this. So, step one, he gets an unfertilized farm fresh egg, and then he just injects some jism into it, and then he puts it in a hat to protect it from light and damage, and then he puts that hat in a warm pantry between 86 and 95 degrees Fahrenheit. And then somewhere between 10 and 40 days, he cracks that shit open, and then he explains that there's usually nothing in there, but sometimes there is. Riveting stuff. That's the end of that video. And then number 21, which is the last one that we get. Eight years ago, January 20th, 2018, we are back to the humunculus in the tank, and he has decided to do more science, and he's pulled out a voltmeter and he hooks it up to the tank to see how much voltage this thing makes, and then he sticks a pen in there to try to mess with it and see if it'll do the voltage, and it does the voltage, and we learn that this thing puts out somewhere in the general area of about 20 volts, but he says that he feels like it may actually be putting out a lot more than that because it takes a little while for the voltmeter to catch up to how much electricity is in the tank, and the electrical current actually doesn't last that long, so it may just be detecting a fraction of the electricity. That's his theory. Now, I promised earlier that I had some screenshots that I brought receipts for the type of people that are uh are view were viewing these videos eight years ago. Is it actually is it too early to say what happens to this guy? Or is some was somebody gonna talk about that later?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:27

No, I won't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:28

Okay. Apparently this guy died. Apparently he had a heart attack, and that's why he hasn't uploaded anything in eight years. But I started scrolling through the comments on this video, and somebody was talking about that he had a heart attack, and somebody responds and says, He got murdered by the government a hundred percent. Heart attack, my ass. Yep, they always say it was a heart attack or suicide, they definitely killed him, and then somebody says, Dude, dude, I think the series isn't real, and then somebody says, probably got hate, so he just stopped doing YouTube, or he got paid by a news program to fake a disappearance. What and then it just goes on like this.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:06

All those things are possible. Why?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:08

Like all those things are a possibility. Yeah, they are a possibility. But yeah. Uh that's pretty much it. That's the that's the whole thing. Yeah, that's the whole monculus.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:23

Do you think the whole monculus? Do you think that when he died and his family had to go to his house to collect his things, they just stumbled across this. It was like what the fuck is this? Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:36

I this thing may have electrocuted him. That was part of the the continuation of the argument that I was beginning to read earlier was that somebody thought that he he got electrocuted by the thing and died.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:48

He drank some of the fucking cum.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:51

Yeah. Could be.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:53

Well, let's uh let's let's go with this. Let's go with the real or fake on uh on on Go. Uh one, two, three, go. Real. Fake.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:07

No, it's fake.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:08

It's on.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:09

Hold on. I want to do a real or fake. Do you think, real or fake, this guy actually put his jizz inside an egg? Real. Real. I'm going with real. I think he went the whole thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:23

That I actually do think it is. And this was the perfect way.

Real Or Fake, Effects, And Verdict

SPEAKER_03 1:06:31

Here's the thing I will note though. So um I I don't remember the channel specifically, but I'll get to that in a minute. I will give him props of this. This is obviously fake. The creature is obviously some like clay. Yeah, that he put in water or something. But I will give him this. It does move. And he never really like makes attention of it or like makes a big thing about it. But if you like are just like watching one of the videos and you just skip to random times, you do see it in the background. It moves, it's moving positions. So he took the time and effort, and even like when he's first making it, he'll pick it up with like tweezers and it like curls up, and like you were saying, Jason, like moves. The way it moves and everything is very fluent. I'll give him props. Like it it moves pretty realistically for something that is like what's the word I'm looking for? Like a sea urchin or something like that. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 1:07:29

Right. Yeah. I don't know how he made these things exactly because the like models that he's constructed.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:38

Yeah. Now there I I have a very good memory. I can't recall specifically who it is. I wanted to say it was fucking corridor crew, but I might be wrong about this. Um but someone debunked this and like enhanced on like parts of the video where it's like where it's moving and shit, and you can see that it's like digitally altered, like the movements digitally altered and everything like that. I want to say it was corridor crew, but I cannot say for certain. Um that was broken down.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:14

Once it's in the tank, I believe that you can very clearly see that it's like CG, like some sort of CG, and then they're like moving the thing with CG. But the earlier things I think are one of them, there's like one where it's like on a plate and it's like that one's very clearly a puppet that he's like sticking his hand up through the other side of the table. But the I think when it they're like smaller things, I'm not sure if there's like a wire or a tube or something inside it that's like making it flex. That one looks way more like how it's triggering it.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:50

Yeah, I was thinking wire for sure, but yeah. Because it moves at like the half I don't know. Yeah, because I don't know enough about effects.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:58

And in some of those, you only ever see like one of his hands, so he could be holding it and then like with the fishing wire or something, being like pulling it from the top or something like that. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:08

This will probably be an over like an overproduction, but like we have a thing at our house here, it's like a little bird that sits on your your your shoulder, and it has these like steel cables that like in it, like are like twisted together and they come out from it, and you can twist that or like push it, and that makes the head of the thing move. So it's probably just a more basic version of that.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:30

Something probably.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:32

Yeah. Um, I have to I'm gonna step away and let you guys finish wrapping up this episode real fast. I was called upstairs about something with my daughter, so you guys can finish the episode. I'll be back in a few minutes.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:42

Do we think this is good or not? We know Mike loves it because we were talking about that before. Yeah, Mike Mike thought this was really interesting.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:51

I don't know. It's interesting. I just I think the thing that hurts it is I mean, unfortunately, he passed away, so we'll never know if there was like more. I'm sure there was more planned because like that's so like no way just born with this closure.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:05

To be clear, like he actually passed away. There's like like the guy.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:09

That's just what the YouTube comments are saying. I yeah, I don't know what their source is on that. I didn't look that much that far into it.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:16

Okay, yeah, yeah, but everyone seems to think that he's dead, and so like if that's the case, he might have had more planned for it, and it could have gotten more interesting. But like from what we've seen, it was intriguing, but not enough for me to like become invested in this.

Ratings, Takeaways, And Closing Advice

SPEAKER_04 1:10:34

I I I kind of agree. I I kind of wish it went like the what was it, Daisy Brown, where the thing got like bigger and bigger and bigger and like worse and worse and worse. This felt like a like the idea was there, but it felt like I was literally watching like a like a fucking like science channel documentary about something that like had no well. I mean, if the guy did truly pass away, like rest in peace, but like yeah, if he didn't finish the you know, it's hard to say, it feels unfinished, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:08

Very much so 100%. Yeah, but it also feels towards the end like he's really running out of ideas. I think the thing in the tank was like the end game, and it feels like he didn't know what to do after that.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:24

Yeah, I was hoping for more variation, but like it's it's yeah, after about halfway through, if maybe two-thirds of the way through, it's like this is all I've seen all this before.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:36

Yeah. On sheer entertainment value, uh this ranks pretty low for me because it's just because most of the content is very boring. It's mostly just staring at the same still image almost for ten minutes at a time, listening to him talk. Um on production value, especially for being ten-ish years old. Pretty decent. Yeah. So I would give the on sheer entertainment, I'm giving this like a four. On production value and like stuff like that, I'll give it like a six and a half. So I'm gonna average that out at like a five. This gets a five for me. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:20

I think I'm right there with you. Yeah, yeah. Um, I feel like the listeners. I feel like the listeners are going to get a treat uh with not having to watch it themselves and just listening to us like mystery science theater it essentially. Um and that'll probably be a better watch for a lot of people.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:42

Yeah, this is one of the rare occasions where I would say that the the ex this experience is probably better than watching the original thing. Yeah, that's it. That's it. That's all I got. Yeah, that's about it. Yeah, all right. Jason, what do you got for the people?

SPEAKER_05 1:12:56

Uh, you know, as always, stay paranoid, you never never know. Just wash your hands after you, especially if you're about to bake breakfast, please wash your hands after masturbating in the morning. Because otherwise, your garbage disposal might be harboring a slew of homunculi that you don't even know about.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:14

Well, that's pretty good advice. Pretty good advice.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:21

Doug Normally I'd say something about slapping your peans and beans together, but after this, yeah, give it a break for a little bit. Just don't. Don't just it's not, I don't know. It's not November or whatever, but just take the month off.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:40

Yeah, I think that's also pretty good advice. Don't don't mix your fluids with Yeah. That's my advice. Don't mix your fluids with other animal fluids. It's just don't do that.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:56

Human fluids with human fluids. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:58

All right. Uh thanks for joining us on this humonkey journey. I got another.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:06

A monkey journey.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:07

Yeah, a monkey journey. I was trying to come up with some way to make it work and it wasn't good.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:12

Bye, everybody. I like it. Big love. I'm sorry.