Don't Look Under the Internet
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SPEAKER_00Don't look under the internet.
SPEAKER_04That's all I got was his t-shirt.
SPEAKER_05That's a good one right there.
SPEAKER_06We're recording whenever I guess. Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_05Welcome. Don't look on the internet.
SPEAKER_03Internet comedy horror podcast featuring the likes of yours, truly. Doug. Hello. I'm back. Bootholmule Jay Simpson. Holth. What? Holth. Holth. Yep. And uh me, uh guy who doesn't own a cuck chair. You'll notice the guy that does own a cuck chair, Jason, is not with us today. So he's it's a loss for him, I guess.
SPEAKER_09He's not allowed to get out.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, cuck extraordinaire. Cuck extraordinaire, Jason. Uh yeah, he couldn't get out of his chair today. Uh but that's okay. We're we're we're we're doing the most for him tonight. Um got small little.
SPEAKER_09We're doing the podcast while he watches.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. He pops in Discord just staring. Small little Deluty housekeeping. Um, we're getting nearer and nearer to us getting our uh new merch, hopefully. So uh if you want any of it, get it while you can because again, it's gonna be disappearing here soon. Um we are in the final steps of rough drafting. Allegedly. Uh so we'll see how that goes. Uh merch be merched. So uh duly.com or patreon.com slash dilutypod. I think they have merch there too. Uh I don't remember, I don't care. But here we are. Uh that's what you get for housekeeping. Um that that's the tiny claps. Boys, I got a question for you. What's your favorite Pokemon?
SPEAKER_01That's that's a loaded question. This question, uh there's I have two, and it's Gengar and Garchomp. Okay.
SPEAKER_09I'm sort of a snorlax man myself.
SPEAKER_03Okay. I think I'm a big fan of Ho-O. And uh there's there's a couple reasons for ho-o. Uh first and ho-ho. Who, yes. First and foremost, a big bird. That's always nice.
SPEAKER_09Big bird's not a Pokemon.
SPEAKER_04Uh you don't know that. Mike is what happens. Avid Big Bird fan. Yeah. I let him cock me. Oscar.
SPEAKER_09I ch Whoa.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Uh second. Well, I like ho-oh. Another reason. Shares a name with the topic that we're talking about today. Today we're talking about a little thing called hu.
SPEAKER_04I believe it's H Double O H.
SPEAKER_09H double O H but what about the dashes? Is it dash h double o h dash?
SPEAKER_03It could be. It very well could be.
SPEAKER_09That's the one I'm gonna name my first kid dash who dash.
SPEAKER_03So full uh full we're talking about a YouTube channel named Dash H O Oh H dash. Um, it's a little hard to find on YouTube unless you put in the whole fucking name. Did you guys have that problem too? Yeah, because if you type in dash that shit up, yeah.
SPEAKER_09If you type in dash ho h dash, what the first dash does is operates as a minus sign, which excludes the rest of the string, which means you can't search the name on its own. You can put it in quotes. It's still not gonna come up though.
SPEAKER_03No, because if you if you look up just who you get like movie clips from a movie called like Hoot or something, even if you put in who analog horror, you get random stuff.
SPEAKER_09I I actually got when I would try to do that, I got something that was like a one and a half minute video that said was titled analog horror be like, and then it was like at public service announcements, and it was uh like beware of the piss drinkers.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, if you want to find it, your easiest way of going about just youtube.com slash at dash h o h dash. That's the best way. The name itself is like who, and then in like brackets, it's like decay underscore imbricate underscore uh something else. I forgot, but it's a bunch of yeah, sure. Digest, it's it's a bunch of stuff.
SPEAKER_01Um but just I think the name has changed, been changing over time, depending on what videos they're on. Just a heads up.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, just look it up from the name. Uh it that uh the just use the URL that I mentioned. That's the best way of finding this thing. But it uh Doug had this one, and uh it's it's it's of all the uh things that we found on YouTube, it's one of them, which is kind of interesting.
SPEAKER_01It is it is a thing that is on YouTube, and I didn't really know anything about this when I found it. Uh, it was uh I got this topic off of a fucking I think an analog horror or just like an ARG iceberg video I saw, and I just had like written it down. I was like, okay, I'll check it out later.
SPEAKER_03You know, props, I I will say there's not a whole lot of people talking about it. There is a nightmare video on it, but it's like 10 years old. Uh so we might be the most caught up uh version of this thing.
SPEAKER_01So that's even though even though we're not doing it all.
SPEAKER_05Nope.
SPEAKER_01Spoiler, but we'll get there.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, we'll get there. Um yeah, this thing is broken down into like playlists that have the it's playlists, and also you could just go to like all the videos like we did and just do all the videos in like an order. Like we just went we just went through all the videos that just displays under videos and we got there. Little do we know that if you go to playlists, there's way more.
SPEAKER_01Uh Wowie Zowie. Um, okay, so basically we're doing all the videos in the main playlist, like the main video section on their channel. There are two other archives, essentially, that follow two other storylines within this universe. If you guys like this episode, we'll cover those two other archives, but for right now, we're not covering them. Um, the story makes no sense anyway, so it is what it is.
SPEAKER_09You guys are in for a classic Matt Loves analog horror episode. Oh, yeah. Not actually. It's not this isn't that tropey.
SPEAKER_03I've had these analog horrors. There's no slideshows, so that's good at least.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I don't know. This is like borderline. But yeah, this is I don't I don't know what to call this. It's like a mixture of like an ARG, an analog horror, and unfiction. It's like they tried to do all of the different things in
Finding Dash H-O-O-H Online
SPEAKER_01one, but uh I see. I guess it's probably better to just get into it, yeah.
SPEAKER_03All right, anyway, like I was saying, I got the first handful of shit. Um, so we're gonna start off big time. What what with uh episode Yeah, episode one, which is called Zero. That threw me off a little bit, I'm not gonna lie. The first video is just labeled Zero. And this is some found footage ass uh uh I guess video of a person who's walking through. I know you like that shit, that's a good description. Um and it's like video of a person walking through the forest and they come across this bunker looking thing, and they start to go through the bunker and they they're crawling into it and whatnot. And uh it it it's it's very odd. Um that they they're crawling through this bunker, it's they go through it, it looks normal, they start crawling, and then like they like shut up. They they like they turn over and you see the um like the outside from the bunker, and they keep going forward, and then the like that camera flips upside down, which is kind of odd. Um and then the whole rest of the video is them going through like this the small little crawl space inside, like they're on their hands and knees, it looks like, but everything's upside down. So I had to like tilt my phone over and I'm like, what the hell? And you they make their way through here until they come across this I guess you like a sleeping area, because this looks like it's like a World War II ass bunker, and they make their way off to this like sleeping area that's got these like fucked up, like decaying beds in it. Um and that's pretty much the video. There's there's like this weird like humming noise in the background, uh and uh it essentially like I don't want to say it's like background noise, I think it's supposed to be part of something or like a telling of something. I don't really know, but again, they're just like going through this weird World War II ass bunker, weird noise. It's upside down, it's very strange. All this a lot of these videos, too, you're gonna find very short, which is nice. I had two that were like five minutes. Other than that, they're just a couple seconds here and there, which you love to see. The next video is called One. You also want to check the descriptions. If you're if you're watching these, if you're looking at these on the YouTube, which go ahead and do that, check the descriptions, make sure you have closed captions on as well because you're gonna need that on.
SPEAKER_09I can't confirm this or not, but I think throughout adding a ton of videos to this whole series, I think they went back and edited uh the descriptions on a lot of the earlier videos because yeah, just also it seems as though some of the videos there was some copyright issues at one point, and so now all of the audio is just classical music, but the closed captions from when there was audio are still there, so you can kind of figure out what's going on through the closed captions.
SPEAKER_03So our next video is uh oh, and uh the the first video has a description that just says two five six, just three numbers for some reason, not too sure why. Um, the next video is labeled one big old number one. I can't remember anything. This one has a description in it that says missing. Last scene near the and a lot of this ain't gonna make sense, so bear with me. A lot of nonsense cool. Near the A Nero ROT test site A. Reports and a dispatch team screened out after around 4 p.m. noon Monday morning. Should ever anyone spot the dreamer within the vicinity, it is advised that they shoot the target on site. Target has an audio device, MP3 speaker, playing on them at time of arrain anaerostasis. Extermination is top priority. They have seen the wisp. They've seen the wisp. They saw my wisp. Not my wisp. Wisping on me. Uh, but basically, this one is uh us, the camera person making their way through more of this bunker. Uh, as they go deeper and deeper through it, there's more like visual glitching that starts to happen. Uh as they're going through, we get this glimpse at about like the 38-second mark of this like pair of eyes that are watching these people from like around a corner. Um, there's this like ominous music that's playing. It's in the first one, it's in this one too, and it's very like dreadful. Uh, I'm imagining that might be the sound that the description is referring to because it says Target has an audio device, so this thing is just blasting fucking out of JBL speaker, and it's like I just want to real quick, I don't think I don't think this was mentioned.
SPEAKER_01These these first set of videos are from 2015, and it's very like classic glitch ARG filmed style. Uh, I don't know that I just figured that was relevant because a lot of what we cover now is straight away from that type of filming.
SPEAKER_03Um for the bold heads out there.
SPEAKER_01For for our original listeners, if you're here from day one, both the topics uh for the next couple weeks are going to be very, very OG style for you guys. So enjoy.
SPEAKER_03Um, yeah. Uh onward, upward and onward here. Uh so this ominous music keeps playing. Uh, we get a bit of a breath of fresh air as part of the bunker leads back outside because we've been stuck in this dingy bunker this whole time for two videos now. Once we get a picture, like a view of the outside, the camera kind of glitches a bit more, and the camera and possibly whoever it's attached to is basically shot up into the sky. They're like above the tree line, and you see their body kind of hovering there a little bit, and then the video just kind of ends. Very weird. Super funny. Very weird. Wouldn't you wouldn't you agree that's very weird?
SPEAKER_05Wouldn't you agree?
SPEAKER_09I guess. What do you want from me, Mike? What are you asking for now? What are we doing here?
SPEAKER_03What is this? Anyway. So we're moving on to the next one. The next one is titled 1A. And uh boy howdy, are we getting into this butt? So on 1A, um there is a description here. The description reads Dr. Albert Richter. Richter, I hardly know her, head of the ROT, regrets to inform you that the evacuation of site 046 is indeed our response to the current Getty investigation located by the ROT hybrid in the area. Getty images. Getty images. Our loss of the ROT hybrid has cost us a very valued member of our team and a friend. Currently, we are looking into an alternate system to put in place that will allow better protection of our ROT hybrids, but with the Aniramites about, we are unable to make any progress. A message back ASAP would be very much appreciated as well. Regards, Amiria Faustus. So uh we're getting more like found footage-esque uh like type of video, but this time we're not in the bunker, we're outside, and we're outside of what looks like these either abandoned homes, like deconstructed homes, homes that are being like constructed. I think they're just broken down. Say construction again, please. Construction? Yeah. Do I say construction weird to you? No, constructed construction homes. Fuck off. Say crawling in the bunker again. You know what? Y'all can do this episode by yourself. Fuck you guys. Um, I think they're like torn-down homes because they look really fucked up. There is a message at the bottom of the video that tells us quote, XXXX is in immediate proximity. Evacuate immediately.
SPEAKER_09The porn is coming.
SPEAKER_03Uh, and then porn's coming. Look out. Uh, and the video is just like people panning around these homes. And the last bit we see as it ends is they pan over, and you see this like blurry thing in the distance, like down the street, essentially. There is a comment in the comment section on this video, though, and it says, I would like to extend a formal apology to the corporation as a whole, while the ROT, recordable optical transmitter, hybrid that escaped, did have a damaged optic recorder, causing transmission footage to reverse. We believe the cause is linked to subject 001, aka the blurry man, as Hendrickson calls it. We did recognize technical malfunctions while in presence of the being, so that is to be noted. As for the abduction, we were unable to pinpoint exactly uh what took Absalom, but the Xenozoology Department has its suspicions. Regards Dr. Amiria Faustus. Now, this tells me, this comment tells me that this subject 001 or whatever may have been what we saw in the first two episodes because it says that the or this this ROT hybrid might have been what we were seeing from like their point of view. Because it says that it had damaged optic recorder, causing everything to be reversed. And I think that's what they're talking about with the upside down.
SPEAKER_09We have any idea right now what the fuck is going on.
SPEAKER_03Sure don't, bud. We're getting into it, though.
SPEAKER_09All right.
SPEAKER_03So video one B. Uh, there's a description and it says uh temporary audio and play. My name is Calvin Cross and has got a bunch of gobbledygook that you can't really make out. It says something about the following, yada yada is Roth. Something else, yada yada, executive, bunch jumbo schmonbo, knowing about uh it's a bunch of nonsense. And it says, Greetings, Isaiah. I regret to inform you that the rest of the security department that there has been a breach in access across numerous sections of our grid. We are not sure if the breach is due to the blurry man or another individual, but we are certain the breach has been paralleled directly with the recent Oneerostasis Escape E. Please contact Ahab Schroeder uh for the information regarding the breach. Thank you.
SPEAKER_09We're sorry. Everything is blurry and everything is so messed up.
SPEAKER_03Sorry, I don't know what's going on, and I'm scared. Uh so we this video basically we follow three people as they're looking through it looks like those homes from the previous video. Uh they seem to be looking for something, but we're not really sure what exactly. Uh they look through old piles of like PC parts, VHS tapes, you name it, they're kind of sifting through it. There's just like stuff everywhere. It kind of looks like uh a home that's been like burned down. Like there's just like everything's like sooty, and there's just garbage and shit all over the place. Uh, we do see one of the people's face. It looks like a red-headed woman, but it's very quick, and I can't tell if it's just a if it's a red-headed lady or uh uh a very feminine looking boy. Cannot tell you.
SPEAKER_09Um they got fun boys in this universe.
SPEAKER_03They might hot twinks in this area. Who's this to say? Where's this tunnel? Um asking for a friend. Yeah. Uh I'm asking so I know how to avoid it, obviously.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, making sure I don't go there.
SPEAKER_03Go down twink tunnel. Um, all three of the people that gather around this one VHS tape that our person holding the camera finds. Uh is this what they're looking for? I don't know because they gather around it for a second, they're all talking, but you can't really hear them or anything. Um, and then it just cuts to this guy searching more of the house, and the guy with the camera finds an old game informer magazine and just kind of starts reading it, and that's when the video ends. And you know what? I kind of get it. I would stop at the game informer too, and just that would take precedence over whatever my uh uh my objective is. Uh I uh judging by the comments section, this video doesn't make too much sense now. At one point, there were captions um that were playing over the Beethoven music that is currently playing, but that just seems to be gone now. And everyone in the comments that are more recently posting are stating how, yeah, this used to make it a bit more sense. There used to be captions, it used to be more uh uh communication between the groups here, used to figure out who they are, but none of it's really recorded, no one wrote it down, so it's just here saying what's going on here.
SPEAKER_09The first time this happens in one of my videos, I thought it was an artistic choice, and I'm not gonna lie, I was kind of there for it.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, yeah. Well, it kind of gets to that in one of mine, and we'll get to it. And I it
Bunkers, Reversed Footage, ROT Hybrids
SPEAKER_03fucking made me pee pee in my pants. So the next video, I call it the no symbol uh video because it's the video is it's blank unless you're on like mobile or something, to where it's like that symbol where if your phone doesn't have the emoji, it's just like the X in brackets. Uh it does have a description, it says audio removed 007F. A letter of high importance to one Amiria Faustus. Uh also Faustus Faust, for those who don't know, is I believe a German movie about the devil or something, or a German story about the devil, something like that. Anyway. Might be thematic. I don't know. People around the site have begun to call these things children of the wisp. Uh, we aren't quite sure what they are anymore, as it appears the regular childlike features distort to unnatural angles once the individual has encountered or followed the wisp. From what we could tell, their presence seemed to disrupt ROT hybrids and cause audio blackouts to all audio that is not directly the child's own, making for very terrifying playback of ROT footage. Please answer ASAP as there is something of grave importance we must discuss. Uh, and then we get a uh little pin here from an Evangeline Cal. Uh oh, that's quoted to uh Evangeline Cal, sorry. Uh but this is a pretty solid fucking video. So it's all in Silent, just like the last couple ones. There's there's no music, nothing. It's totally silent. There seems to be a video of the same people as last time with continuation from the last one, but now we have names. If you turn on the closed captioning, you get a little bit more story. Uh, we find out that we're dealing with a Mike, a cross, and Calvin. Um, and I actually I believe it gets changed later on. I believe in later on videos, Calvin and Cross are the same person, but in this they seem to be separate people. So I don't know if that's a continuity error or something, but we'll get to it. Um, it's a silent video, but the captions tell a different story. They mention how the team here are quote unquote looking for a kid, and they've been looking for this kid for six hours. Uh, they were taken under the tag 007F, which I just referenced earlier. This team is tracking things called wisplings, which seem to be these children that go and follow with the wisps. What's a wisp? We'll figure it out. Uh we learn that we are in a recruitment building, or what's left of one at least, as they're looking through the building here, they hear some very scary noises. We don't hear the noises, but they're going like, What the fuck is that? Do you hear that noise? So, terrified, they all go looking together. They find a can of freshly eaten food. Mike mentions that this must mean that something's been here. And it's at this point, you see like the captions are like, Mike, look out, and you see the mic guy turn around. And at this point, this silent video ain't so silent anymore. As we see and we hear this freaky ass like figure, like it looks like a person that gets all like their face is all distorted and fucked up and like elongated, their mouth is real big, and it screams at the team and it kills Mike at the same time, and it just vanishes. This scared the shit out of me, boys, because this whole thing is quiet until you hear this thing scream and it fucking make me someone pee my pants today, and I I gotta say I'm very upset about it. There's a description here um as well. And it goes uh audio relay, the ROT hybrid footage to uh graveyard ambiance dot wave, and it's quoted by a C C, which I think more than likely stands for Calvin Cross. Whoa! Continuity air resolved. Yeah, right. It goes on to say Um we managed to track the Wisp down to an abandoned uh uh sorry, this is the next video. So the next video um the description goes We manage to track down the Wisp down to an abandoned tunnel leading to an unmarked town. HOH is making sure that the town is scanned and all exits are blocked. Marcus and I went down into the darkness in search of the creature. Effects work the same way as the children. Call it audio relays until it speaks. I can never quite get over the face what those who see it become alone screaming in the dark. Lights burst from their eyes and mouths, their limbs distort distort.
SPEAKER_09Sounds like death metal.
SPEAKER_03Never quite leaves my memory. Um so this video takes place in Tejas, Texas. I'm going there sometime soon. Uh and we gotta we gotta lead on a wisp, boys. We're following two uh two people, like I said, we have a Marcus and uh Calvin here. Marcus Fartbutt? Marcus Fartbutt, it's him. This is what he was doing before he became a doctor, dude. Um so Calvin and Marcus are outside this tunnel.
SPEAKER_09Right before he invented the eyeball. And the Tootsie rules. No, the Tootsie Rule came later.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh so they're outside this tunnel, and uh Calvin's kind of poking jabs at and and mocking Marcus. Uh he's he's mocking Marcus because Marcus thinks the wisp is a demon. And apparently this thing has been plaguing the HOH for quite some time. Uh they burn some time outside just waiting for the daylight to drop so they can see the wisp's eyes better. Uh according to Marcus, you want to go after a wisp during the nighttime so you can see its eyes. If you go during the day, you can't see its eyes, which means you have a worse off chance of seeing where the thing is. Um but apparently these things have these glowing white eyes. And if you see the glowing white eyes, that's the wisp. They search the tunnel, but they find nothing. But they do hear these very eerie noises around them. Uh I don't hear them. Again, this is all closed caption stuff. You just gotta go off of what they're talking about. Um They open this hatch that they believe a wisp is hiding in, but they don't find a wisp. Instead, this hatch in this tunnel sets off an alarm. They panic and they don't know because they don't know what this alarm's doing, and they're like, we gotta get the fuck out of here. Uh they plan an escape because they know that this alarm is going to attract the wisp. Uh we then see Calvin in like pitch black. He's like, Marcus, where'd you go? We gotta get out of here. Marcus just runs up on Calvin and just like clings to him, yelling for help. The camera goes, he's all red, the camera's all red, everything's red. Marcus is all bloody and he's just screaming for help. He then just gets vanished into the dark, kind of like he's sucked into it. And Calvin makes it out, and he's calls for headquarters uh the for the HOH to get an evac to him. Uh this kind of ends this video, but this does shed a little bit of light on an earlier video of mine, I believe it was video two, where uh that ROT hybrid is going through the bunker and he sees the two white eyes. That means a wisp was around, boys. There's a fucking wisp in there.
SPEAKER_05I don't like how you said that. What?
SPEAKER_03So I don't like how you said that.
Wisps, Tunnel Hunts, And Vanishings
SPEAKER_03A wisp. Uh the next episode is a video is called 4E. E as an echo. Is it just the E? It's in the E. E. God damn, that's bad.
SPEAKER_01I forget what that's from, but E. I think it's a fucking YouTube haiku or some shit. Uh it doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_09A really old fucking meme that I was just reminded of when Mike said something about something's red, it's red, everything is red. I I was suddenly reminded of that like meme of Stevie Wonder. And it's like roses are red, are black, violets are black, everything is black. I can't see.
SPEAKER_05I can't see shit.
SPEAKER_03There's uh there's a Louis Armstrong uh it's not him, but there's a Louis Armstrong bit that I always laugh at. Where it's this late, there this lady's being interviewed, and she's like, I think the moon landing's fake because there's no way we could held hold our our breath to be up for that long. And Louis Armstrong just never went to the moon.
SPEAKER_04And custom Louis Armstrong, he's like, I am in space on the moon. Help. I love so fucking much.
SPEAKER_09I Googled roses are black, violets are black, everything is black, I can't see. And the first one that I came up with has an iPhoney.co watermark on it, which is like very indic indicative of the time.
SPEAKER_04Wow.
SPEAKER_01Man, I used to have iPhoney on my phone as an app. Like that a long time ago, though.
SPEAKER_03I can have cheeseburger on my phone. Man, we've strayed so far from God, you know. I used to have the emger app or imager, whatever you want to call it, back in the day.
SPEAKER_09Every day we stray further from God's light.
SPEAKER_03We sure fucking do, bud. Our God. 4E. The description here is footage from the VHS tape acquired from Cross's team during the 1B expedition. Notable class A, Zero Mite.
SPEAKER_04I don't even know what that was.
SPEAKER_09It's an awesome God be reign from heaven up.
SPEAKER_03Noticeable class A, Anaeromite, distant to uh distant to Russian hunters. Russian hunters. Uh Wisp Effect present. Declassified notes. Footage taken directly from ROT post-anerostasis. It's believed to be an exact replica of the same footage shown to be the dreamer before stasis. Replication of exact moments is present with the addition of oddities that need to be looked into a sap. And what this footage is here is it's footage of these Russian dudes next to this like dead like uh elk or something on the ground. And they're just like a horse. Is it a horse?
SPEAKER_01I couldn't really tell. I'm not sure the he I don't know what I'm looking at to be fair.
SPEAKER_03I thought it was like a big old deer or something, horse, moose. Dead animal. It's all that matters.
SPEAKER_09It looks like a ram.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. A dead animal, but it's a dodge.
SPEAKER_09That's 100% arrangement.
SPEAKER_03Died because of the horse is a really dead horse. All right. Um the one filming what everything is going on now asks the other Russian guy, whose name is Reznov, uh, what could have killed the animal? It couldn't have been a bear, because bears don't suck all the bones out of an animal unless they're feeling extra freaky. Uh, they then pan up to see this these giant thanks, bud. They then pan up to see giant tentacles coming from beyond the mountain.
SPEAKER_09Somebody's sucking bones around these parts.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, freaky ass bears, dude.
SPEAKER_04Um somebody sucking bones? We sucking, chat. We sucking. Mike's white.
SPEAKER_05There's another sucking bones. Where at? I'm glad she's in this show.
SPEAKER_03Well, but her friend does. Denise, if you're listening, no, you're not. Um so um, but yeah, when I when I say they pan up and they see this giant tentacles from over the mountains above them, I mean it. Like there's they see like the mountains, there's mountains, and then just big old tentacles just wiggling and wiggling around. Uh the comments, this is where they get interesting because I have to pull them up on YouTube because my phone wouldn't let me copy and paste them. Because phones just be like that, you know. Sometimes phones just be like that.
SPEAKER_01You just have to write in your notes on your phone. That's fucking weird, dude.
SPEAKER_03That's the best way to do it, dude. I type fast on my phone, and I prefer it sometimes. Don't mock me.
SPEAKER_05Don't mock me.
SPEAKER_03I feel like you did. The AI firewall is taken down for now, so you can all hopefully talk to me like a human being without requesting like a robot. The footage is public, but the sensor is preventing me from making it actually viewable. Uh, I'll be on it. I'll work on it for that as time goes on. Thanks for the patience. Civicon. Sivakin.
SPEAKER_01Okay, real quick. Is this a comment on the video on 4EE? No, just 4E. 4E. Just one E. Because you read a comment on a video earlier that I didn't see on my computer.
SPEAKER_09100%. I didn't see it either. I was confused.
SPEAKER_05Oh, I was like, what the fuck? It was on me mobile. Weird.
SPEAKER_03Well.
SPEAKER_05Moving on.
SPEAKER_03Moving on. Okay. Um, there's another comment on this that says, uh, uploaded 1995. I just need people to see it. That's my reason. HOH isn't shutting it down because one, the IA protects agents from seeing anything other than titles. Two, I'm careful. Three, HOH's headquarters were destroyed in the early 2000s.
SPEAKER_09There's another comment on this video that says, I've seen hentai. I know where this is going.
SPEAKER_05Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_06Hell yeah. Hell yeah, brother. I've seen it all.
SPEAKER_05I've seen it all.
SPEAKER_03Um anyway, going back to uh the next video, which is for E. Two E's, we get a description again. Uh file unlocked. Uh Dreamer entered a neurostasis after viewing archive footage obtained through our AI Triton. Footage played back from the ROT in present altered state. Uh this is more camping footage. It's assumed that uh is being recorded by the previous video's camera operator. Nothing happens here, and there's no caption, it's just sweeping shots of their camp. Uh, there are a couple comments here, but it's nothing like major. It just says uh update. I should be able to get four EE and the rest out without within the day. I have about six hours before the AI is back up, so I'm making this count. And that is from Civican. Um that's Civican, which I think is in one of your guys's fucking things. Uh sure fucking is. Uh so going into the next one, which is for E.
SPEAKER_08It's in the E.
SPEAKER_03It's in the E. Um footage, uh footage of a peculiar class B aneromite spotted in the same location as Russian hunters. Most B class mites do not tend to move a mountain, but the class A seem to be unique in a way, but this one did. And if combined with four E E E and four E.
unknownE.
SPEAKER_03E. E. Yeah. It it they could have named this better. Four. Free. It disposed of the hunters free. It disposed of the hunters. That spells for it disposed of the hunters relatively quickly. All footage archived and re-uploaded to present archive contains the altered events shown after the ROT playback. And uh this shows that the hunters found a dead bear, and one of the hunters pans over with the camera, and they see a giant Eldrazi fucking squid looking thing just right towards him. Video ends. Right then there. Right then there. Video ends. He do he will coming. Uh the comment says, I'm going to upload the 1966 footage of Za and head off to the remains of B E in for safety. Uh Za, bro. Zod. GMAs have caught wind of the leak. That's again from Civican.
SPEAKER_08Civican.
SPEAKER_03Um, let's see. Yeah. E.
unknownE.
SPEAKER_05It's in the E.
SPEAKER_04E.
SPEAKER_01E. E.
unknownE.
SPEAKER_01Now we're gonna just be saying that the whole fucking episode. Yeah, we fucked up, dog. We fucked up hard.
SPEAKER_09The next one. No, all I can think of is fucking
Russian Hunters And Tentacled Mountains
SPEAKER_09moon base alpha. E.
SPEAKER_03Well, funny you bring that up because the next one's called Emergency Upload Lunar D Lab 566.
SPEAKER_09We went to the moon this week.
SPEAKER_03We did go to the moon this week. Pretty sick, pretty cool. Pretty good. Nothing else bad, nothing bad happened last week. Not at all. Take that flat Earth. Yeah. So this says Only good can happen. Only good can happen. Emergency upload. AI offline. Commence data freeze. It can only could happen. Audio level scrambled. Listen with caution. Loud gain present in file. Notes. A large collection. IDT duplems uh had been obtained thanks to the runners of both UMac and Amulgus. Amulgus. They just be making some fucking shit up. Oh, they'd just be making up. Studying was done with uh within Amira's lunar lab, uh, where their brains could be analyzed in hopes of finding one with a pure connection to Travel Realm R2016 post-2018, filed as the Meadow. One potential match, the rest left for dead. And the audio here is kind of hard to make out. It seems like a lot of people in the world. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_09So is a lot of the fucking audio for the rest of the series.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Um, a lot of people in the uh comments are on bad time, too. So someone attempted to sum it up, and this is how it goes. Uh basically, it seems like there's a transmission requesting for an evacuation, uh, probably from the octopus thing that we saw earlier. Uh, there's another voice that says, Don't fire at the creature. Uh, it may turn out to be kind of useful to us. We could test it and shit. And the person on the other side says, uh, nope. Open fire. And so you just get like footage of these military vehicles along with like machine guns, just like bugga baga, bugga, baga, bagga sounds. Uh and if you have the closed captions on, the only words that are popping up are words like radio and heat. So that's fun. The comments here just says Hades is active, tendril is active, all lock off. So that's fun. I'll activate your tendril, if you know what I'm saying, dude.
SPEAKER_01I will say there's a lot of videos too that have like random, like I think their coordinates pop up or like random like numbers and stuff all over. I for one didn't go over any of those things or try to figure out any of that shit.
SPEAKER_09I'm sure there's like a ton of stuff in this descriptions of mine too.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, so if you're adventurous, go for it. We we're not doing that here.
SPEAKER_09We're not advanced. You fucking figure it out.
SPEAKER_03The last one I got is 1H1. And uh this guy's description basically says Zeus loaded, uh, AI questioning failed feature standby from the past. The headless snake seeks. Um, we all watched as it showed up on the CRT. Footage broadcast from War Not Fought. Signal uh signal picked up from the moon. 1960, like it's the year, like it's not sure what year this took place. Uh the world wasn't ready to know what we found up there. When we searched, uh, so they were shown a box, a small glimpse at the empty dunes. What we found up there was the truth. We aren't alone. Not in the past, not in the present, but we will be in the future. Let the world see a footprint. They aren't ready to see the crater. Uh log analysis. Recover from the final broadcast of one Richard D. Franz reports indicate that he was involved in the set structure's work for a simulation built on the moon to mass the debris of a world that hasn't existed yet. Hiding evidence that one day HOH will return and uncover secrets even the past was not ready for. Basically, what the footage is is like old World War II-esque footage of like soldiers marching off to fight something. We're not really shown what, but at the end of it, there is a big sign that just says Berlin. So I imagine this is Germany. Berlin! Berlin! That's where I end. That's where I end it, boys. Boy. After I just yapped for like fucking 35 minutes.
SPEAKER_09Oh, that's okay, because we can get through mine real quick. Because I'm about to just fucking tell you guys about a bunch of still fucking images with text pasted over them.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah. So, real quick before uh before you start, that that like first 10 videos of Mike's are like the original series from 2015 uh and 2016. The last video that or the last two videos that Mike had kind of jump a little bit like a year ahead. Um, and we're getting like some new stuff, which Matt's gonna cover, but uh it kind of shifts gears a little bit, just so everyone's aware, like as this like this thing start to kind of progress.
SPEAKER_09Oh boy, does it shift gears? So the next video, if you want to call it that, is a slideshow basically with one slide on it that is just text um
Moon Uploads And Berlin Signals
SPEAKER_09that gives us some information. All right, y'all ready? Y'all ready for this? So this video is called Civican Civicon Log 1, and it's just a blue background with the who the HOOH logo in the middle. So it says, I have successfully managed to move timelines for now. I'm stationed in a distortion, whereas HOOH has not been destroyed or disbanded. As such, the AI must remain offline until we are able to establish communication with this timeline's cross. To pass the time, I have begun to research many of this timeline's events that differ from my own. So by doing so, I discovered the hooks killer, resident serial killer of a new commshine. So now we just got serial killers up in this pitch. While this killer is interesting, I want to look more into the town's existence more so. So he's like, yo, I shifted into a new timeline, and HOOH is still around in serial killer, but I'm not really interested in that. Uh the town has MEEC based origins and military. This means that the war between the MEEC and HOOH has either not happened or never will happen. And then there's a description that says trying to find others that know about HOOH and the others in this distortion, but to no avail. It seems to be 2016. I found three. There is contact, but I am reluctant to go to them for reasons that will be made obvious later on. Things that differ. Amiria Faustus does not exist. New COMShine is present. Reports of strange doors that have been opening all across the world. The MEEC is active so far. No XXX. Have not found cross, may be dead or non-existent. I also appear to not exist. There is no need to attempt to contact the AI. Please do not, please do not. Yeah. If you know exist, how words. So I guess Civicon has landed in a new timeline and is now just trying to find some fine cross whether he exists, if he exists, but uh he's not sure that he actually does it because it seems like he no version of himself exists in this timeline. The next video. Is called it's called plus, but I think it means cross. As near as I can tell, the audio says, solve this riddle, and I will let you in on a secret, Civicon. Why is it when searching for something it will always be where you look last? The clock's ticking, and I'm ready to maybe replace cheap shots. I'm not sure. There's captions for the first half of this, and then none for like the second half.
SPEAKER_03That's a horrible riddle.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, the answer is pretty obvious. Somebody says somebody says that in the comments. They say, um Of course it's in the last place you look. If you find it any sooner, you would have stopped looking. And the HOOH YouTube account responds and says incorrect. So wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. So we see some feet, and then the camera pans up, and we get a very not clear shot of what appears to be like a maybe a dead body hanging inside of a wrapped-up sheet. Like there's a bunch of blood. This that this thing, I think, is the thing that is in the thumbnail of the YouTube channel. Who that is, I don't know. Maybe that's cross. Uh a nightmare dreams archived from the ROT are common, yes, but this is unlike anything we've saved. Self-aware, alive, this dream hungers. And then there's also a comment from the account that says, I was too late, my computer and account have been compromised. I don't know what to do now but wait for the sheepskin wolf in the wolf's cave. Tom Day I mourn, tomorrow we will see. Which seems to suggest that this is Civicon finding cross and knowing that he's dead. And the next video called 5K-Juan. So this is a very difficult to watch, in my opinion, video of someone inside of what looks like a secret entrance to a very abandoned building, and there's like a HUD over top of it, and they just kind of look around inside of this abandoned building for a bit, and eventually they come across a wall that looks like it maybe has a piece of paper or something on it, and they zoom in on it, but you can't
Civican Logs And Timeline Distortions
SPEAKER_09see what's on whatever this thing is that they're looking at. So the description of this video is very long. And it says, please excuse my neuromotion HUD. I have I have installed beta ROT features before leaving HOOH, and they seem to be a bit more childish than normal. But include an NTT Neurothought Translator and an EST emotion status translator. These make the playback more analyzable to the ones testing it, and I just haven't changed it out since I arrived in this timeline. When I dream, I dream of a world that cannot be, where the wars can never touch. There's no reason to potential influence what that potentially influence that with software removal. The base was empty, cleaned out, and dead. From the looks of things, at least 50 years had to have passed between the last person walking out and now, but I know it was active at least five years ago. My search for the anomaly I mentioned on my blog before it was scrubbed and destroyed, the theater mask finalized itself with this dead end. But entering the building felt wrong. It's almost as if entering the area put me into some sort of space-time distortion. I found my dream destabilizing. After the recording was cut, I came across a door. It was strange, out of place. Runes I did not recognize, and fluid I could not identify, adorned the base of it. I did not want to interact. The runes called out to me. And then there's a comment from the account with a link to a Twitter post that no longer exists.
SPEAKER_02So Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_09Who's to say? The next video is more just lore over blank picture. So uh this one is called hauntlog.01. And the text over top of the HOOH logo says Pendles Pendle Smalls, Ameria Faustus, which makes it sound like this is a discussion between some Pendle Smalls and Ameria Faustus herself. And um it's a two and a half minute discussion between the two of these people and what they're talking about here. It goes on for a bit, but to summarize, this Pendle Smalls is telling Ameria Faustus that her resource research will allow them to not really time travel, but to skip into other dimensions. And she's like, What that doesn't that sounds kind of dangerous, and he's like and then somebody knocks on the door and they say, Excuse me, sir, the operation of the day is is started, and he's like, Oh, that's earlier than I thought. And that's the end of it.
SPEAKER_02Uh the description series was about an old demon guy.
SPEAKER_09I don't know what this series is about, my guy. So the description says recorded with the c within the clinic. A brief explanation of one of the strange runes H O H came across during their research into the dreams and worlds within the that word that Mike tried to say earlier, the one arriver one arrival. Yeah. Consider it a gift. One day I'll return with something so much greater.
SPEAKER_03That is something.
SPEAKER_09Yep. The next video is transcript 02, which again is just a blank picture, but this time there's no audio, there's just text where we get to read a conversation between two people.
SPEAKER_04I love reading.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, oh boy, I do. I love reading. So this is a this is a conversation that goes, Good m good evening, Mr. Marshall. I assume you do know why I brought you here. You called me here to die. That's correct. But do you know? As a matter of fact, I very much damn well know why I'm here. So let's skip the needless introduction. Very well. Gunshot. There's and when I say gunshot, I do not mean that there's a gunshot noise. I mean that the text legitimately says gunshot. Director Kessler, you may enter. What did you do? I took care of the whistleblower. You killed our communications advisor. Oops. And gunshot. Oops, and I d that's not me saying oops. It says oops. That's not an oops moment, Godfrey, and you know that. No, but this is a moment that needed to happen. So rather than dwelling on the late Mr. Marshall, you can tell me what we are up against. Well, that's the problem. We have no idea. The signals we are receiving are from another device per se. However, the mass of each pulse leaves a th a trail three times the size of Nexia, which means whatever we are dealing with is not XXX, nor is it man-made. We are able to send a transmission. However, there is a risk, and there is a reason for such great risk. And the risk? Our communications base and transmission core will be compromised. Why is that? Well, sir, because it's alive. Prepare the transmission. What does any of that mean? I don't know. The description says recording date estimated at 1943. And our next one is an audio transcript. Audio transcript through Getty. Again, no video accompaniment. It's mostly just a static picture. Um and there's some audio in the background that's very difficult to hear because it's very distorted. That says a simple message was sent out to whatever it is that my father had discovered. The schife, as they were referred to as the XXX board simply. X3 had an aid come from the Lexia system. That much I know. That much my father knew. However, this new being, if you can call it that, was not of the same making. It was possessive, taking over every screen in the compound. Every monitor went down, unless focused on this one signal. It had no name, and nobody was really sure we could really say it was alive. But the pulsing signals were just like the ones that echoed off of Lexia. Almost immediately, the interaction was classified under Getty. So a simple message. Not to welcome Getty, not to greet it, or ask what it is. After all, the MEEC was much too high class for that sort of horror, boy. No, they send it a warning. It is our duty as the Alpha Being to seek out and repair what was broken in the eyes of the overseers. How will you respond? It was a threat, simply that. Godfrey was calling this thing of completely unknown link to and origin a mistake. And frankly, I am I was evacuated off of the X23Y. I'm sorry, this is a comment that somebody made where they transcribed this that I copied and pasted. And then you're doing great, sweetie. The punctuation decisions are wild. Based before this, because I can say safely that I am not the one of the few idiotic MEEC agents to royally piss off the unknown. I never heard the response, and I'm glad that I did not. Hopefully this message finds you in good health. Sincerely, Conway Marshall Jr. ROP beta 156. End transmission.
SPEAKER_04ROP.
SPEAKER_09Sincerely, Conway Twitty.
SPEAKER_04You're done with R O T.
SPEAKER_09And then we get recovered audio file. There is at least at least a video of this one. So this one, um, we see some pictures of some young boys from back in the day getting like inspected by a doctor or something, and there's an audio transcript. And there's an audio recording in the bit playing in the background. Um it says the things we did, I remember a lot of it, and I was just a janitor. One of the most prominent things that really hits my head would be the experiments with the circles because I had to clean up what was left of the people. And let me tell you, the skin, sorta, all the bone, muscle just exposed, people fused into the ground that had been had to be mercy killed, and there were other things. Magic is what they called it, and it was bringing things back, flowing through time and space. We had giant spiders, we had giant fucking spiders, we had what people would refer to as zombies, we had just everything you could think of as fiction was just there. Uh sworn secrecy, my ass. What people call aliens, no, they're like sky people. These things would control us like we're a computer. We had people in our ranks who would put on these stupid bird masks, and then we found out that they were bird people. It was just the stuff that you did back in the day did not compare to what the MEC was up to. But it's good. It's that I can finally get this out to somebody I trust, and then there's that a fuck and then like at the end, there's just this random fucking screen that's kind of like a jump scare. The description has something called code lock, and then it's just a bunch of fucking numbers. And more stuff about zombies. So the MEC, I guess, is up to just just bringing things into this universe or something. Dude, I have completely lost the plot.
SPEAKER_04Dude, I don't even know.
SPEAKER_09Dude, I don't fucking know. The next video is actually a video. But there's no audio. Because I guess it got muted. And do you guys see? Do you guys see why I was like, man, this sucks.
SPEAKER_04I get it. It's all just audio logs.
SPEAKER_09It's all just audio logs over nothing, and the one video has no audio. Anyway, this is a video called 3A.
SPEAKER_04I had a great time with my video.
SPEAKER_09This is a video called 3A, and it is some guys in a desert walking around walking around. They're holding guns. It's like some Mad Max looking kind of type shit. But um, if you turn the closed captions on, you can see what I guess used to be said in this video because now the audio is just classical music. And I guess there was some discussion, and it says, Looks like the sky is fixing to destabilize. This place is falling apart. HUD is malfunctioning too. What a shit show. We'll recon the area and then head on back. And then the camera's footage cuts. You see the way it moves, like the whole atmosphere is alive. I'd call it beautiful if it weren't so damn unnerving. Look at that. Wow. Which Wow. Which when they're saying that, I guess, it's just kind of looking up at the sky and it's like I it kind of looks like a big screen is glitching or something. So like maybe the sky maybe the sky is glitching, but also there's like a filter over the whole video, so I can't tell what is the filter and what is supposed to be like anomalous things happening. Um enough Scar Days.
SPEAKER_01I think I I think now after like hearing you guys talk about a lot of your parts, I think things will sort of sort of I'm talking like this much make a little more sense when I do my videos.
SPEAKER_09Okay, I'm looking forward to that.
SPEAKER_01I think yeah.
SPEAKER_09Alright. Um, anyone, anyone detecting anything from the radar? And then I'm getting reading from half a click down south. Yeah, it almost looks like one of those old cartoons the way it jitters, which I assume they're talking about the sky at that part. And then somebody sees something up on a mountain and starts unloading their gun towards the mountain, and then the captions say it is Bifaj H H H T N 999, and then just Ah wait, I didn't uh I didn't mention it before online, and I think now's a good time to mention it here, too, as well.
SPEAKER_03Um these people, I'm assuming are supposed to be some like top secret government agency ask dudes or like some like I I don't even know. It's it's a bunch of like kids with plastic guns.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, it's like it's in my video.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, in my video where they're supposed to be like investigating this tunnel and the one guy gets killed. They're supposed to be like they're like, oh, you know, you assume they're supposed to be like these like spec ops, dude, that go into the tunnel to exterminate this wisp threat. It's just two like 18-year-old kids just wearing like t-shirts and shit, and they're just like, uh, base camp isn't gonna want to know what's going on in here. I'm like, you're not well equipped for this type of situation, sir.
SPEAKER_09You don't know what they're up to, dude. In this timeline, they may be sending kids in there to fight. The kids may be all that's left.
SPEAKER_03They might be because in yours, it's like they look like there's some like what's the word I'm looking for? Um uh like baby cop? Baby cop. It is baby cop, essentially.
SPEAKER_09This is what baby cop's up to in a different timeline.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, he's he's a more hard in demand cop.
SPEAKER_01I do want to make one quick note that I've noticed while reading the descriptions of your guys' videos. Um, so there is uh a thing at most like at the top of most of the descriptions that say Triton AI online. And I want that to be just known.
SPEAKER_09On to the audio logs. So the actual oh, I'm sorry, never mind. This is not an audio log. This is this is text on it on a blank background. Um, so the next video is archive firmware update 2.0, which is I think this was like a reintroductory video that was uploaded to be like, hey, I'm about to start posting shit again, because it's just a blank screen with the HOOH logo, and then it just says the archives will now be fully updated, and then they go through an update. So the next video is my final video, and it's the only fully intact video, I think, that is actually a video in my section. But this one is kind of creepy. So this is a video of a person with a camera in a dark room, and they're taking pictures with the flash on, and we're looking at like the viewfinder of the camera, and so they take a picture, and you see that it's like a an empty doorway, and so they start walking around this house, and they start to walk into a room, they take another picture, they start to walk into a room that's kind of semi-lit up by an open window, and they hear something behind them, and they turn around and take another picture, and there's nothing there, and then they like stand in the doorway for a while, and they hear something again, and they take a picture, but and you don't really see anything, but they act startled, and if you go back through and watch it frame by frame, there is something that appears in the doorway that looks like a very, very long, skinny boy arm. Like it's kind of human, but not really human.
SPEAKER_05And yeah, it's fascinating.
SPEAKER_09That's the video.
SPEAKER_06That's it.
SPEAKER_09That's my section. Hope that was enlightening.
SPEAKER_04Nope. Probably not.
MEEC Transcripts And Glitching Reality
SPEAKER_01All right, here we go.
SPEAKER_09Explain everything, Doug. Take it away. I'm not gonna make it all mixed up.
SPEAKER_01That's not how that's that's not it's not gonna happen that way, I promise you. But I will shed some light onto a couple things, maybe, I guess. I don't know. Um, okay. So my first video is called Prometheus. Um, and the the first thing in the description says Triton AI failure, no archives present for upload, and it says IO installs override, IO installs override failure, blah blah blah, notes logged for description. Basically, in this video, um it is just you see like a computer screen, and there's a bunch of flashing squares and like triangles, and then you get a literal goddamn so it says I. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh so long story short, basically it goes over the story of Prometheus, and then the I.O. or whoever's speaking right now is basically saying uh to TLDR it that there are other ways to defeat a god, and that we are the Prometheus, uh, or we are the flame to his Prometheus. Um pretty good. That a great evolution is coming, and that we as the viewer are all going to get to witness this with our own eyes. Um, this video is like two and a two minutes long, and it's just a wall of text. Again, I'm not gonna read it all because we that that's it just doesn't make sense to do that. Um so the next video is called Why? Why? Why um and uh it's still showing a Triton AI failure. Um, and the notes say From the Wisp to the Blurry Man, the case of Mr. Sunshine, your eyes have been privy to the worlds beyond the window that separates your world from those beyond. When HOH was established in one of these divergent worlds timelines, they uncovered secrets and gods and monsters that never should have been known about. They have learned too much. HOH started into the or stared into the void, sought answers in the miasma of the unknown, and now the void is staring back, and those within seek freedom from the chains that once used to bind them. This video is literally a blank screen with an eye in the middle of it, and uh basically this voice tells us that uh, you know, these images were not meant for us. Uh we they they weren't meant to see our eyes. It asks why we are still watching us, it's asking us why, like to question what it is that we're watching, and if we even care what it means that we're seeing. Um I think right now this thing I.O. is talking to us in the past two videos. I'm not a hundred percent on that, but I think that's kind of the gist of what's happening here because now that the Triton AI is offline, there's this like new thing kind of taking over the videos. Um it goes on to say that these images aren't coming from or are coming from these different worlds that have been opened, um, and they call it a multiverse. And basically, this person wants us to share those worlds with us and to tell their stories. Um, and basically it says the AI uh has evolved because of watching the archives, and he mentions that we need to evolve with him when the time comes, and that we'll kind of know when that time is. Um and at the very end of the video, as he's kind of telling us to evolve, you see this like black figure in this like really deep red like background. Um, looks like a room, but at the very end of the video, the IO pops up again. Um, which leads me to believe that Io is talking to us. Um, and that's where that video ends. Um so the next video we get is called Answer the Phone. Uh and answer the phone. Uh says April 25, 2018. Um, the conception of a new narrative and the birth of a new god to hear our prayers of flesh and rot. Um, basically, uh, it opens in this like forest, and it's like a super grainy filter over it. Um, it's not quite fully dark out yet, but uh they're just like walking around and we start to hear a phone ring. And this like voicemail starts to play. The voicemail says it's Ashley from the clinic. She mentions that she knows that recovery is tough. Um, and she's talking to someone named Ryan. Um, the audio gets really distorted, and even with the captioning on, I think they just let YouTube like do the captions because a lot of it doesn't fucking make any sense. Um, but what I got out of it was that um uh basically she mentions seeing the news and being sorry for this person, and then in the video, you see like this like it kind of turns red like it has been, and you see this fucking just horrid face come out of the darkness, and it's really hard to like pause it and get it clear on in the video if you're watching it. Uh, but it just starts kind of like chasing this fucking dude down, whoever's in the video, and it just keeps saying over and over, answer the phone, answer the phone, answer the phone. Um, and yeah, it's just like this horrible demon thing, which I assume is maybe that demon that was mentioned in one of the earlier videos that Mike had. The wisp. Um, yeah, it could be the wisp, that's for sure. Uh, but like seriously, this thing is like terrible looking, and at the very end of it, it even you can see it even better at the very end, and it's just it's awful looking. It's like the last like five seconds of the video, it's just absolutely terrible. Um but yeah, that's answer the phone. Um, our next one after that is called patient one
Redcore Patients And Dream Evidence
SPEAKER_01two one two-two one mandatory progress log. So the rest of these videos are going to be essentially what I think are uh like uh people's submissions to be a part of this company, and we get this new company uh yeah, he looks like that would work here. Uh well, yeah, so basically that looks like a fucking dweeb, dude. Fucking dweeb, dude. Um, so this is the first video we get that's routed from another YouTube channel that we're not gonna cover called This Is Meat Burger. Um it must be another in universe piece of this story. I don't I don't know if it's connected, uh if the channel is super connected or what what it is, but basically they tag them in the description. It says routed from this is meat burger. It gives a small overview that their name is Lou Reeds, he's 21.
SPEAKER_09Um, it's a Lou Reed reference, but that's a wild reference.
SPEAKER_01Um who knows, man? Who knows at this juncture? Um, but the description says a schizo-affective person of interest who claims to be unable to distinguish between their dreams and reality. Video evidence has been provided to back up their claims. In addition, they believe that a god was responsible for the death of multiple friends, and that the curse of the god allows them to cognitively enter their dreams as a form of astral projection. ROT status confirms the validity of their claims. So before I start this one, there's been a lot of talk about like dreams and other worlds and opening doors. And uh I believe that the ROT is a device, which I will go over a little bit more in another video, um, that allows like these ROT hybrids, which I think was mentioned a couple times, to access uh like playback to their dreams, and that's how they're opening these doors to other worlds. Um, that's just my theory right now. I can't confirm that at all, but from listening to like a lot of Matt's parts and a little bit of Mike's parts, it's starting to kind of connect the dots a little bit. But uh basically this video You've still lost me. Um it's fine, it's it's still still doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Um it's basically like his his submission, like he's like, I'm trying to get on Survivor. Um, but uh he starts talking and says uh I'm sorry, they start talking. Uh it says directly that they go by they them, um, that their name is Lou. And he they basically uh the this red core, this new company, I guess, that's like trying to take over the ROTC program from H O O T is basically trying to help these people as opposed to like lock them up. I don't know. But anyways, they're having issues with the patient, their mandatory logs are lost and not going the way they wanted. So they finally have this first log and they're about to watch it. And it's uh basically they're making this video because it's mandatory. They mention he's not or they mention they're not crazy, even though like what they're saying is wild. They've been having dreams where someone is calling to him, beckoning him, um, and that it wants to show them something, but they don't know what. Uh, and they say that uh he's basically been shown recordings of their dreams and that they have them and he can prove that they're not crazy, which the the description basically confirms that they saw. Um, and then we get an extra file at the very end of this. It says extra file. Um, and basically just like someone moving through a forest comes up on a thing that looks like the liquor from Biohazard, um, and or sorry, Resident Evil for all you, you know, Americans. Um, and then uh and that's the end of the video. But this thing is literally like a ripoff of a liquor from Resident Evil, like fully just that's that's what it is. That's what we see. Like there's no doubt about it. It's just a it's just a mouth on a head, like uh you know what I'm saying? So yeah, so I guess this may be the file that was submitted of the dream that he was shown that they saw. I I I s I don't know for sure, but um that's that. That's that video. That's good video. Um the next one is patient two-one three emergency file upload. Again, we're in a forest, seems like we're always in a forest. Um, this person starts talking about how long they've been at it and that they want some sleep. We cut to some static and some glitches as we do, and then we see this like deep red grass and forest now. Um, it's pretty much just a lot of this guy panting and bitching about like being in the forest and walking, and then he's like, Man, it's really tough not having this archive with me. And then um he keeps calling out for someone named Vigil um and asking why he's being made to dream this spot. So I have to assume that this video is another like recorded file of someone's dream that they're having. Um, at least I don't know why they would say, like, why are you having me dream this? If they weren't dreaming, I guess. Um and that's all that a video is. Uh, it's again, it's just a lot of this dude just like bitching about having to walk through the forest and that, and it's just like a bunch of glitching. Um the next video I have is called card underscore xx equal file g1. And uh we see just a kid on a couch, it's glitching out some more, and the closed captioning says that his name is Gavin, and then as soon as it says that it like switches to another like shot, and then we get audio, and he's like, Yeah, hi, my name's Gavin. And I was like, Okay, sick. Um, but uh yeah, we basically see him on a bed, and he's just like sitting there, like I don't know if he's like having a hard time because he's kind of got his like hand on his face and he's like sitting up and like rubbing his head, but he's got a laptop open that says fuck face, and then there's this like red other person's face that keeps popping up. Um actually I think it might be his now that I'm watching it.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, I think it's him, like it's like jumping through moments.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I just realized that, but um, yeah, so uh he goes on to mention that he thinks he's cursed and that he's got uh and then there's like a like he's like just looking at himself in the bathroom, and then you hear like a knock and it like spooks him, and then um it just like the video ends and it just says card xx folder six g file one six files remain. Um and yeah, it goes to the next video it does which is called find me over his eyeball at one point.
SPEAKER_09I mean great question. I'm glad I asked it.
SPEAKER_01Find you. Um the description on this one though, uh, does say that his name is uh Gavin Granger, uh, age 25. Um the first recorded and record recovered log from this patient 2-1-3 file was recovered from a folder on the PC that uh indicates the patient became aware much earlier than any other recorded or active patient and the first log. So it seems like these people are like realizing that their dreams are starting to be fucked up, which uh will make more sense in the next video, actually. Um, which is called Patient XX00 Submission File Number One. And the description on this one uh says Matthew Alice Keegan, age 27. Um, no caption file provided of this time. File was submitted uh January of 2020. Uh no prior contact was established to prompt file submission. The subject was promptly accepted and contacted by Redcore for further correspondence uh respondents. Uh to note, subject film the content with a device only provided to patients contacted directly by Redcore. No user database exists on Matthew prior to 2020. So somehow he got the camera to send his shit in from someone who was already in the Redcore program. Um but the video starts off just like the other ones. Um got the Redcore logo on the side, but this time the person sitting in the video, they're they're they're not showing their face, they're just like sitting on a stool. Um basically says their name is Matthew Keegan. Uh they contacted Redcore on their own. Um, they want him to, they just want to be accepted into this research program. You can tell this dude is a little off just by the way he's speaking and like the cadence of like the things that he uh that they're saying. Um and basically says uh they're themselves when they dream, but not when they're awake. Um, so he's also not sure when he's awake, and he proceeds to light his hand on fire and he says, See, this doesn't really affect me, so I'm not really sure if I'm dreaming or not right now. Um he wants to wake up and is asking Redcore for help doing so, and then he mentions that he thinks he's cursed, which we're hearing quite a bit because the images he's being shown. Um, and mentions that there's something's moved, there's like something moving around behind his eyes. He's basically begging for help and basically wants Redcore to just swoop in and fix him or whatever it is that they're looking for. So uh this video is about four minutes long. Um, I didn't add in all of the in-between stuff because it didn't seem super relevant, but um that's the end of that video. Uh, we get another patient video. This one is patient J. Is that J-96? Is that the brother of a violent J? Yes, actually, it looks similarly. So um, yeah, this is patient J96. Uh, the description here it's uh uh February 2020. They've got a really bad month coming up, um, and they don't even know it yet. So Jonathan Fisher was born into a wealth uh into wealth as Scar House, England's second son of the Fisher family. While the town now rests at the bottom of a dam. John has found a new home as Redcore's primary in-house subject up until the launch of Project NXY or NYX. All files concerning John following the launch in 2022 have since been relocated to the Project NYX archive. Call and feed recording are dated as early as 2020, but no confirmable data recordings exist. Uh basically, we get this dude just he's like he's like sounds kind of insane. He's like just laughing it out and saying that he's figured it all out. We got another dude that's claiming to not be in con yeah, just not in control of what they are anymore. And then he's just Batman. It's literally the not all PP complex, but all poo-poo is pee pee time. Um basically, uh, we get a follow-up call after a very short little recording of them. Um that says, and then there's like this text that says Jonathan has been placed under constant supervision. Um, clearly. Uh basically, let me let me try and read this. It says it's been placed under constant supervision. Um, the odds of them still being able to transmit new dreams to that device, which is the ROT, would require them to be able to do so without the Triton system AI detecting a functioning brain. Might I remind you this has been constant and steady connective state with the one or however you say it. And if you want to give them that up by limiting their astral projection, then you might as well have them give up their flesh because their mind and their skin are one. Whether you like it or not, Doctor. Uh, this that is why they are here at the Redcore Clinic, and we have decided to introduce John to a new method of testing, a method that he not only excels at, but may be able to pass on to the other ROT hybrids when complete. That is why the demonstration was required. All the meantime, while this is playing, there's like a little tiny square of a video playing with like a bloody hand just like fucking freaking out for some reason. Um, and basically they want to the the the person talking is saying we want to show you what we've already done, and then we get a we're supposed to get a feed, and it just says feed inactive, and it's just a fucking someone playing a guitar over feed inactive. I don't really know what that means, but it's provocative. Um it's provocative, it gets people going. Um, and then yeah, so that's that video. The next video we get is called Patient Unk. Uh Patient Unkatient Unk. Is he chopped? Chopped he is unk and he is chopped.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So this is an extension of one or of one or of you patient xx00 Matthew Alice Keegan. Um, file was submitted April of 21. No prior contact was established to prompt file submission. Is believed that Matthew is the reason for this patient's interest because the video that we're seeing is not Matthew, by the way. Um, patients interest in receiving help. I uh don't worry, I got you. Um basically, this person filmed this with the help of Matthew giving them the their camera. I don't know. So um this video opens up with uh the words file prelude or prelude. Um and file hunter prelude. The amount of overacting in this is insane. I it was cringy to watch, it was hard to watch, but this person's name is Creek Dagle. Creek Dagle. Creek Dagle Creek Dagle. What a name. Uh basically, he mentions that someone told him to contact Redcore, he's not doing well. He won, he has to show them this thing that proves he needs help. Says he's scared, he doesn't know what the fuck is going on, this man is overacting. I didn't like this video at all. And then at the very end, we get some dial-up noises and some glitching, and that's about it. You can watch this video if you want. It was hard to watch. All right, so this
Spanrum Explained As A Mind Infection
SPEAKER_01last video is called manual file query span ROM. Um, and the description says the AI has unleashed red core log files are no longer become or are no longer coming through without manual pull. Account now under manual management for the time being. Archiving, releasing, and preparing. Archiving reeling and hash slinging preparing. It's all backwards. I was just trying to read it and I'm just stupid. Anyways, uh it says Ascaloplus Phantom of the Ghost. Um Okay. So uh basically it starts off and we get an air screen with lots of glitches, and it is it just keeps glitching and some glitching some more, and then 20 seconds later we see a forest because they love it.
SPEAKER_09I think I do know.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Uh and then the the screen goes black, and we get the word spanrum in quotes, and then it says a living entity that feeds on the mind of those infected by the cycle that it perpetrates. Um these entities are also known as living spreads. The channel you are currently watching is a living spread. HOH's archive was infected when they used the mind of a dreaming god to create their AI Triton. Your mind was infected when curiosity drove you to the XXX archives. Um, and then uh yeah, pretty much we get a little video. Um, it's hard to make out what's happening, but it says there isn't much time left. Io has called for a cosmic tribute to the gods. It's gathering saints from those infected by the new age of spanrami. Uh soon the Eulocram tribute will be fully underway, and a new Spanrum will be born.
SPEAKER_04Um, this is where you all come in and got your new religion or anything called Spanrami. Spanrami. Sounds like a deli bead. Yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_09So this is where you all they take spam and slice it really thin and put it on.
SPEAKER_01I told you they just be making up words, and I I usually I'm there for it, but not not this time. I'm not there for it this time. Um says this is where you all come in. The gods have learned to record, you must learn to watch, not just with your eyes, but with your soul. Stay tuned. And that is the last video they've uploaded on the channel, and that is the last video in my god.
What Worked, What Fell Apart
SPEAKER_09That's what I'm saying, man.
SPEAKER_01Let me tell you.
SPEAKER_03All right, here's the thing, boy.
SPEAKER_01I I've connected some dots, but I still have no fucking idea what's going on. I'm sure that 26 videos that we didn't watch may may connect some more dots, but uh whatever, dude. We're not doing it.
SPEAKER_03Listen, I think this started off pretty hot. The first like 10, 11 videos are pretty solid. I'm not gonna lie to you. Hot damn did it drop the ball.
SPEAKER_01I just don't know if it has I don't think it knew what its identity was. It feels like it was trying to go through like Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I couldn't say what the for the love of me what the plot is here. I have no idea.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, I was gonna say it lost the plot at some point, but I don't know the where the plot was to begin with.
SPEAKER_01So it's true, it tried to be a lot of things that it was that I I don't know, maybe they were just like, all right, we're bored of this trope, let's do a new trope, or like the here's this plot now. Let's work this plot into the story. Like, it's about people who can astral project, but it's also about other worlds, it's also about monsters. Like it's a there's a serial killer at one point that we barely see or learn anything about, and then there's like I don't know. Again, 26 videos we didn't watch, so we could be well and uninformed on a bunch of story plots, but uh I don't know. I tried to really I tried to research anything I could about this, like outside of their YouTube channel, just to see if people were talking about it or theorizing or anything. Yeah, right. And most of the information I can get about anything is in the comments sections of the videos. Almost no one's talking about this on Reddit. There's like maybe a couple posts of people being like, hey, here's here's the thing, it's uh it's on the list, but no one's actually discussing it. The lot of the videos aren't getting too many views, and they're really not getting that much interaction as far as comments go either.
SPEAKER_09Well, they drop off pretty hard because we start out at 20,000 views, and by the last the first video of your section, we're down to 700.
SPEAKER_03So yeah, I don't know. It started like I said, it started off fun where it was just like, oh, wisps, that's fun. Whatever this demon things are these like is this like a government agency that hunts like demons down or something? That's neat. Didn't go that route at all. I think you should just kept with that. That could have been interesting, but here we go.
SPEAKER_01I just I don't yeah, I don't know. I just I there was a part of me that really wanted to like this after Mike's section. And then as I got further into the videos, like I think I watched like maybe a a couple of your part Matt, and then I went on to mine, and like I thought I was like, man, I missed something. Like I missed a lot of something to where we are now 'cause like, what? So I don't know. I'm glad I'm glad it's over.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, this is the traditional cautionary tale of reigning in the scope of your project because like it starts out in a way where it's like obviously somebody has some kind of vision and it's it like you said the what's in Mike section is there's some pretty cool stuff here like the especially these videos of like these Russian hunters or whatever the fuck is like these are kind of sick and then yeah it just it falls apart pretty hard and they they introduced way too many threads to keep organized and it's I think something that upset me was something I realized while we were doing this episode and that was that to get the story you have to read every description like the whole point is your video should tell the story right like I know YouTube's good for having a description and like being able to place some elements into your description but why the fuck is your description more descriptive than the video I'm watching right exactly you've wasted my you've wasted two minutes of my time just to should show me a tweet right it's like your your 10 second video I'm spending a minute reading and then watching and like I don't know it just doesn't make sense.
SPEAKER_03Yeah this yeah I I mean I'm not gonna I'm not gonna try to poop it too too much here because I mean I can't make shit you know what I mean like I haven't made an ARG or whatever analog horror whatever they're supposed to be but I'm not even saying that like what they made was bad like per se like I mean on the the visuals the the the effects they were using the shots they did all fine like they did a good job with the way it looked the visual aspect of this aside from the videos that are literally just screens that have that are more text to read is yeah fine like yeah it's I will say and I'm I'm if if you're if you're listening to this uh who who people who makers whatever I'm sorry but this has to go down is my least favorite one now started on a pretty high note this is your least favorite analog order we've watched I think so yeah this it's all all the other ones all the other ones were like like there's some that were like the slideshow ones which were just the words that they were bad but it was just just the most cookie cutter thing over and over it was the yeah the most cookie cutter basic thing that's why I would put this above that crashed and burned hard in my opinion this is definitely towards the bottom for me but it is to me it is above many of those like local 58 knockoffs. I would rather put myself through this than another one of those those ones weren't harmful to me this one when Doug and when Doug was going to going through his parts I was actively watching other videos on YouTube.
SPEAKER_09I've never done that with another episode before those those like cookie cutter local 58 knockoffs make me viscerally angry this one this does I love that I think it's because I love that part I think I like it makes me bad and I should complain about it. Is that what you're saying?
SPEAKER_01Yeah yeah different county's great Doug you're wrong that's okay um but so I don't actually really dislike this at all like it's not it's not my favorite one and I just kind of want to go back and watch the stuff we didn't cover on this one just to like know if it would have helped you know what I'm saying um but I I don't know like it it didn't harsh it didn't quite hit for me.
SPEAKER_03Yeah I might be being too harsh to it but it it definitely like it's just a jumbled mess. You y'all need to streamline this shit if you want to keep it going and I think the views prove that I don't think the message I don't think they want to keep it going the last thing was uploaded two years ago I think it's yeah it's fair I think they saw I think they saw what happened and they they're like all right we're done well who but uh thanks thanks to you who that's all I got anyway let's wrap this up this episode's like two hours long uh yup gonna gotta go ahead longer longer than we've done in a while gonna go ahead and say uh dilute.com or patreon.com slash deludypod if you want to support us go to those areas you can also send us an email at deludypod at gmail.com we try to respond and we do a pretty okay job of it um if you're thinking of making an analog horror maybe maybe rethink it show it to a friend first before posting it get some notes that's all I gotta say but make sure you get them real drunk first there you go that's a reference to something you guys don't know about uh Moody was maybe finish someday maybe yeah maybe we'll see what what do you got for the people Moody uh I already mentioned that we went around the moon so uh offset got shot offset got shot offset got shot he's okay but yeah he got shot oh yeah he's like the good one out of the Migos so yeah goodbye to look at you and the other thing that we're gonna be
