Don't Look Under the Internet

DLUTI 239 - The Enigma Tapes / Corporation

Don't Look Under the Internet Season 1 Episode 239

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This week we return to the world of YouTube horror with a neat series called The Enigma Tapes (aka Enigma Corporation)

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Cold Open And Weird Ideas

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Uh, sit down to go to the third book, to go next three.

SPEAKER_01

Don't look under the internet.

SPEAKER_00

That's a great idea. I don't think anyone else has ever had that idea in history. Okay, it'll it'll be a whole thing. It'll be fun. Trust me. We'll call you the uh the dose bomber. I don't know.

Welcome And Host Roll Call

SPEAKER_00

Hello, everybody. Welcome to Don't Look Under the Internet, the internet's comedy horror podcast featuring the likes of yours, truly. We have uh Matthew.

SPEAKER_01

I'm uh straight butt slapper. There you go.

SPEAKER_00

We have the Doug. Hi. It is me. And we have me. That's all I got for you. I was gonna say it, but I don't want to do more work. I don't want you to have to do more work. Yeah, welcome to Don't Look Under the Internet. Boy, boy Howdy, we have a fun one for you

The Jason “Homeless” Running Bit

SPEAKER_00

today. You're gonna see that Jason's not here today. That's because he's homeless. Uh, so I have a couple things I want to bring up today. Uh uh Deludi. Housekeeping. Uh he's not homeless. That was a lie. Uh he's just not here. I felt everybody we all believed it, though.

SPEAKER_01

So I was gonna say any funds donated to the Deludi website will not be put towards rehousing Jesus. I just want to make sure that's the learn the hard way. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Uh Dylan funds actually go to keeping him homeless.

SPEAKER_01

So we pay him you you guys are the only reason we've been able to accomplish this.

SPEAKER_00

We actually follow him, and everywhere that he applies to live at, we we pay the guy to deny him.

SPEAKER_01

It's not because Jason doesn't have any money, it's because we have more money.

SPEAKER_00

Let's have like an 850 credit score, like a $10,000 deposit for an apartment, and they keep denying you. Why does it keep happening? Well, we just slip the guy $10. He's like, oh yeah, fuck that guy anyway. Alright, anyway.

Announcements And Patreon Shout Outs

SPEAKER_00

Got some got some things I want to announce. First and foremost, want to give a shout out to um uh some new people we have over at the Patreon. First and foremost, let me pull this up.