DLUTI 245 - /r/DeepIntoYoutube

This week, Jason and Matt dive into what other people found on their own dives into the back rooms of YouTube.

Transcript

Cold Open And Housekeeping

SPEAKER_00 0:16

Don't look under the internet.

SPEAKER_02 0:33

Welcome to Don't Look Under the Internet, an internet horror comedy podcast. A place where we cover spooky things on the internet, weird things that we find, and just upsetting things sometimes, too. And I boy, I think we're gonna get into that. That's uh J Dog.

SPEAKER_07 0:54

It didn't it didn't start that way, it wasn't supposed to be upsetting any of this, but hello.

SPEAKER_02 1:01

Uh and I'm DJ Pencil Pusher. What's the J stand for? Dick Dick Jostling. Dick Jostler. Dick Jostel. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:11

Dick Jostler pencil pusher. Quite a few adjectives.

SPEAKER_02 1:17

Yeah. There's lots of descriptors going on. No, I just gotta make sure up front you really know what I'm about.

SPEAKER_07 1:24

No questions whatsoever.

SPEAKER_02 1:25

Yeah. There's no micro Doug this week. They are individually doing their own things in the two states in our union that we are the most embarrassed of.

SPEAKER_07 1:36

Yeah, pretty. You are not wrong.

SPEAKER_02 1:40

Mike's being shot and Doug's wrestling a meth gator, probably. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:45

Probably.

SPEAKER_02 1:45

We'll keep you all appraised of whether we find out if either of them survived.

SPEAKER_07 1:50

Yeah, this it might just become us two, and you know, we don't know. Yeah. You never do know.

SPEAKER_02 1:55

Yeah. I guess we'll diluty housekeeping.

SPEAKER_07 1:59

Slap above your head.

SPEAKER_02 2:00

I don't have any housekeeping. I didn't check the Patreon to see if anybody subscribed, and I know that nobody subscribed to the fourth wall. So uh diluty.com, you can go there and get bonus content, monthly bonus shit, or buy some merch or whatever. Yeah. Or just look at the website. Yeah, it's beautiful. There's a picture there. There's a couple. Um there's also like links to all of like our YouTube content and stuff there, too. So heck. Yeah, we're not your parents. Do whatever you want. It's a website.

Discovering R/DeepIntoYouTube

SPEAKER_02 2:35

Um you know what else is a website? Reddit.com. It's a website. And I rediscovered a place that I was vaguely aware of recently that I sent to you called R Deep Into YouTube. Oh yeah. And this is a subreddit where people post things. It's really it's a really old subreddit, but it's pretty, it's still pretty active, where people post things that they found on YouTube that have really low views for the level of interesting that they are. And we were just talking about this, but when when we first decided to do this, I was thinking this was gonna be like more upbeat with like weird things that people found that were entertaining and like a wow, this is kind of bad, but also kind of interesting way.

SPEAKER_07 3:27

Charmingly bad.

SPEAKER_02 3:28

Yeah, as we started getting more into it, I wasn't really prepared for how bad this is gonna make me feel.

SPEAKER_07 3:33

It's yeah. Uh there's really no other way to describe it. There's it's not really like sad or upset, you just feel bad. I don't like it.

SPEAKER_02 3:44

It's like when you go into a person's house, maybe okay. Did you have this experience when you were a kid where like you got invited to somebody's house and you went to their house, and it was just like super depressing, where like their family is like in a bad shit situation, obviously due to some sort of mental illness or something. That's what this that vibe is what this episode feels like.

SPEAKER_07 4:12

This is the the house of our mentally ill aunt. It's like that's as deep into you too.

SPEAKER_02 4:17

Yeah, basically. Uh do you want to go first? Do you have something you want to?

SPEAKER_07 4:23

Um, I mean, yeah, I'll throw I'll throw a dart at the map. Um, just honestly, so you don't it's they don't give you a good place to begin, and honestly, there is no good place to begin while looking through these videos, but there's a lot of them. Uh, most of them are titled with like what the video is called, and then about how old it is and how many views it has. Usually, sometimes it's just you know, poodle rides in chariot, and you get to watch a poodle ride in a chariot. Um, but the one that really made me understand what this was going to be about was oh, is it where is it?

The Hairy Soul Man Love Meteor

SPEAKER_07 5:01

It's the love. Did you see the love meteor one? The uh hairy man crashes his love meteor into earth. No, I did not say that. Please explain. Uh so it's it's by this guy on YouTube named Kai Smythe, uh, or uploaded by him, and his persona is apparently the hairy soul man. And it's I I didn't do a whole lot of research after this because this just kind of left me in a stupor. But um, there might be more of these hairy soul man videos out there. But this specific one is about it shows like a fuck, it's like just like empty space. Um, and it even shows like something productions on a satellite, um, love meteor, and it shows this guy in like this rock, and he starts singing this tune saying he's been gone for too long, and he basically starts going into this overtly sexy countdown while flying towards Earth.

SPEAKER_02 6:09

He's completely he's completely nude, completely nude. Oh, okay. So I can't show this on the video.

SPEAKER_07 6:14

Oh, he does not show anything like that. Here, yeah, let me let me send you. So, yeah, he's it's just this nude guy, and he's gonna strike it with his love meteor, and he counts down, and he he hits the ocean, which is like this fake cardboard painted set, and like this pink confetti flies out behind him, and then it goes into this whole story about like this super rich genius man that lived in this society, and he was known for his uh charisma, uh intelligence, and raw sexual energy. Um, and it displays it is the hairy soul man. He even introduces himself as the hairy soul man, and then he goes on to explain that this is a series about love meteors and how we're gonna be talking about them now, and then the credits roll, and that's the whole fucking thing.

SPEAKER_02 7:05

The description says this is a five-part comedy musical sketch series. This is very well done. This is crazy.

SPEAKER_07 7:13

It really is, and there's only it's it's 8,000 subscribers or something like that. Um there's another video called Dinosaur Opinions. Dinosaur, okay.

SPEAKER_02 7:25

I I'm gonna be honest, I didn't understand the plot as you explained it, but that's this is visually striking.

SPEAKER_07 7:34

It was, but like it's it was very strange, and again, I would have liked it more than that. I know. Oh yeah, like it's a whole thing, it's like a whole it's it's a whole production. This must have taken a while to do, or with a lot of people, but like I I just don't I don't understand why. He has another video called Fuck Everything, which is a song. Um there's another one called Consent, Loving Myself, How Deep Can I Go. This is just a really horny YouTube. This is a really good thing.

SPEAKER_02 8:09

Those three things sound like they're related.

SPEAKER_07 8:13

And then the next one's I'm so depressed by Harry Solman. Um, but yeah, his his fucking sideburns are insane. I will see that. He's oh, he actually wrote a song using his Reddit and YouTube comments. That'd be fun. But he's got a ton of these videos, but it's just super like low views and subscribers, considering how like I don't know how well done it is.

SPEAKER_02 8:41

Um okay. I

Kids Content With Hidden Gore

SPEAKER_02 8:44

I'll move on to my I'll I'll take us into the awful just like right off the the bat. So I am gonna warn you that if you d decide to dive into deep into YouTube, um you're gonna you're gonna come out the other side feeling bad. I my threshold and ability to consume content on the internet that is like upsetting has diminished over time. I like when I was a teenager, I used to like go on 4chan and stuff and just like read just like the most awful shit. Right. And I can't do that anymore.

SPEAKER_07 9:19

Like I oh no, fuck no.

SPEAKER_02 9:22

Yeah, I I fell into like a very deep depression for about a month, like probably a year or two ago, that was m largely brought on by like watching way too much of those YouTube channels that are like interrogations and body cam footage and stuff of like just like awful things that people have done. Yeah. And like I couldn't stop watching it, but it just made me feel worse and worse and worse. And yeah, I don't know. This sort of shit upsets me now. But anyway, I found like immediately on here a channel that is Elsa Gate sort of related. Oh um, I don't think we really need to get into what that is, but this is like a YouTube channel that somebody found that is all of the videos are designed as if they should should be attractive to children, in the in the sense that like this this the one that they show you immediately is a cartoon penguin that's like kicking a soccer ball and it's like playing a like a fun song in the background, and then there's like a drawing of like a dancing uh like duck or something, yeah, and in the corner is a fully uncensored black and white video of a man just being dismembered. Oh, and I'm not gonna say the name of the YouTube channel, but you can you can use the clues that I've given you here to go on to deep into YouTube and find it if you really want to. But this entire channel only has 255 subscribers, and it's all this. It's all this same sort of like cartoon video, and then just a gore video, a completely like fully uncut gore video down in the bottom corner. And this has been up for quite a while and has been reported to YouTube and has even been age gated, but they haven't pulled the videos down.

SPEAKER_07 11:24

So they they've age gated it, but they wouldn't take dismemberment videos.

SPEAKER_02 11:30

Yeah, so at some point their algorithm or something has become aware that this exists and what it is, and they've done nothing about it. Yeah, so that's pretty neat.

SPEAKER_07 11:41

I mean, that's reminiscent of a time when you could stumble across dismemberment videos on YouTube back in like early 2000s.

SPEAKER_02 11:49

Yeah. Yeah, and I've I've throughout both of the research for both of the episodes that we're doing tonight. I ended up in threads where yeah, it was just I had a really bad time looking things up for this episode. I'm gonna be honest with you. It's a lot of the things I'm gonna cover throughout today this week and next week are not gonna be fun. But it's what I found.

SPEAKER_07 12:14

So but it's what I found.

SPEAKER_02 12:16

It's what I found on the internet. I can't. I was thoroughly reminded looking things up, just how awful of a place the internet can be.

SPEAKER_07 12:25

Oh, yeah. Fucking absolute worst. So Jesus Christ, a bunch of children geared videos with gore in a corner.

SPEAKER_02 12:35

Yeah, yeah. This one underneath, I didn't actually jot this one down, but then but I also saw somebody had listed a YouTube channel that has like live birth videos that are marked on. So when you upload something to YouTube, there's a checkbox that can be like, is this video for children? And if you say yes, it'll put it on like the kids' YouTube app. There's there's an entire video of birthing videos, like uncensored birthing videos that are all marked as children's videos. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 13:01

I mean, technically they're not wrong. I mean, I guess like those videos are only for two people, two types of people the mothers and the children in the videos.

SPEAKER_02 13:14

But like the fucking weirdos who are like Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 13:19

Yeah, fuck all that. That's I mean, you got you just covered like the the life cycle in YouTube videos. It literally children's videos with death all over them, but as well, you can also find life happening. Unfortunately, it happened to be in an area where children should not be watching that.

SPEAKER_04 13:40

But Jesus Lion King was not how I remembered it.

SPEAKER_02 13:48

Um that's my first thing. What do you gotta follow that? Um bring us some levity, maybe.

SPEAKER_07 14:00

We can do that. Let me change mine then.

SPEAKER_02 14:05

No, what do you got? What do you got?

Shredders And The Reality Of Meat

SPEAKER_07 14:07

Um, so I found a YouTube channel. Um it's called Brentwood Shred. Um and it's just it's I think it's only fucking a couple of videos. It's not many on the whole playlist. Um, but it's just it's just shred and stuff. And there's a oh yeah, there's actually a ton of them. And there's a really old one that people have decided to uh to single out. Um and it's just like a bunch of fucking goop. Like it just I don't know what it is. It looks like it used to be alive and then is going into the the shredder. Oh yeah, that's like those are like cow parts for sure. Oh um and it just it just here I'll share the one that I actually found. I assume this is also something I can't show on the video. Uh I don't I don't know. Honestly, and I think that's where my videos come into play.

SPEAKER_02 15:06

Is but oh yeah, yeah. This is like there's a whole ass ribcage. That's pretty neat.

SPEAKER_07 15:10

Yeah. That's I mean it's uh it's cool to watch, but again, it is it might be triggering because Jesus Lord, it's barbaric. Um there are a bunch on the channel that aren't like this, though.

SPEAKER_02 15:24

You know what really made me think? Like, I've been aware of how awful like the meat industry and all that stuff is from a time when I was a teenager and everything. But you know what really made me think in a way that I wasn't comfortable with? The new Bring Me the Verizon video.

SPEAKER_07 15:42

Oh did you watch it? Uh no, I didn't watch the video you sent me, but I've listened to that song like a hundred fucking times.

SPEAKER_02 15:49

The song is sick as fuck. But it's so good. But the entire video is like just really close-up shots of like it's basically just like the slaughtering process, but it's human beings instead.

SPEAKER_05 16:03

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:04

And it's there's they're like seal-packing hand like dismembered hands and like skinning people's heads and stuff. Jesus. Yeah, and it's like, mm, this brings us into like a whole different light. And it's yeah. Which is a horrible thing to say because it's like you already know this is happening to like living creatures, but when you see it being done to a human, it's different.

SPEAKER_07 16:26

It's it's a little different, yeah. And but it does make like whenever I see videos like that, I think about how like how horrendous it is. Just to we have fine-tuned the art of killing as many animals as humanly possible in like an assembly line process. Right. It's just it's it's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_02 16:48

Yeah, yeah, and that's what's going on in this video. The one that's like really brutal, aside from like a dude getting his face ripped off, is there's like a they have like a bunch of people like in a row, and then they you you have you seen those guns that they use to kill cows that are like a it's basically just like a piston that comes out, yeah, and that explodes their brain. They like use that on one of the dudes. I I don't know. Oh, we're getting real graphic, but yeah.

SPEAKER_07 17:14

Well, I mean that's the it's like that scene from it where they he fucking shoots that kid in the head with one of those. Yeah. But it's supposed to be, apparently, it's supposed to be one of the most humane ways to kill an animal because it uh disables the part of the brain that like lets you feel pain. Oh yeah, like it kills that part first before anything else. Right. So like even if there is sensation left, you don't feel those sensations. But I do still think that you're they're like still technically conscious. This is horrible. This is horrendous. Yeah, we gotta this is I should have played good copyright. This is just I'm so sorry for the amount of drinking everyone's gonna do while listening to this this fucking episode. Um, yeah, that's the the meat shredding one. You can find other ones that are pretty satisfying, like shredding a bunch of like materials, like styrofoam and metal and all that stuff, but there's like six or seven animal shredding videos as well.

SPEAKER_06 18:14

Alright. Alright, all right.

SPEAKER_02 18:17

Um where do I okay? I will I'll bring some levity this time.

Bootleg Subtitles That Rewrite Star Wars

SPEAKER_02 18:21

Okay. Here's one that so this was actually posted on Deep Into YouTube like ten years ago because at the time it had very low views. Now it's got about two million, but I'm still gonna bring it up because I really like it. Um this is maybe you saw this, a Star Wars. So this is Star Wars episode one. But what somebody did is they found a pirated Chinese copy. So like the original video is in the original movie is in Chinese, but then there's English subtitles to the movie that are the Chinese translated back into English, and what they did was they re dubbed the movie using those English subtitles.

SPEAKER_07 19:13

Well, that would be fucking fantastic.

SPEAKER_02 19:16

So it's it's episode one, but it's like great lines like game time has started. He is in my behind. Look, reach the man, good, good, good, let us counterattacking. I feel far from good. R2, come back. I need you foolish in the ship. Is what is the row? And uh there's there's one where he's like uh I don't know, he says something like R2, get in the fuck, or something like that.

SPEAKER_07 19:41

Get in the fuck. Get in the fuck. Anyway, that's pretty good. That's that's incredible. I I love like that's almost like a bad lip reading, or no, that's almost like a just like a dub, one of those dubbed animes.

SPEAKER_02 19:54

Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's pretty good.

SPEAKER_07 19:56

The comedy ones, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:57

What um have you ever heard those? And if you haven't, I have to find it for you because it's one of my favorite internet things ever. Um that guy who found like those pirated Chinese DVDs of Family Guy and read the back of them. No, okay, so there's this guy, and uh I'm not gonna do it right now because it's gonna take some digging to try to find. But there was this guy that used to post these recordings of him, and he had like this super deep voice. It was almost like a Zap Brannigan thing, where he'd be like, stewyo, and but anyway, anyway, I'm just gonna play it for everybody. It's only a minute and a half long, so Mootrick Griffins.

SPEAKER_01 20:38

Peter, the big lovable oaf who always soys what's on his mind. Lois, the doy hing mother whose dance figure oh I bore baby Ron Coop's trying to kill her. Thois daughter Mog, the toon drama queon who's constantly embarrassed by her family. Chris, the boofy 13-year-old who wouldn't hurt a PI, unless if landed on his hot dog, Stewio, unless it landed on. Why did it repeat? Unless it landed on his hot dog, Stewie, the manacole ono. I love that he keeps trying to reread lines like Stewie. Stewie Why did it repeat?

SPEAKER_02 21:29

Why did Stewie? Stewie, unless it landed on his hot dog.

SPEAKER_05 21:37

Move to the Griffin.

SPEAKER_02 21:41

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07 21:45

That was fucking hilarious. Holy shit. What a PI. Move to the Griffith. What do you get? Um shit. What did I have? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 22:05

You were giving us an option.

SPEAKER_07 22:08

I was going to. I'm just we'll talk about this one because this one's super interesting to me.

Real Brains And Fear Of Losing Reality

SPEAKER_07 22:12

Um it's a video that was posted nine years ago and it has one view. No. Actually, um, it's by Kelly Thomas, and oh, it's got 127 views now. I'm assuming because it's been on Reddit. Right. Um, but here let me copy it for you. And again, this is one of those like I don't know. Like you can't, I technically it's on YouTube, like you can, but like you'll see with the the thumbnail.

SPEAKER_02 22:41

Oh, the brain.

SPEAKER_07 22:42

Yeah, I saw this. So it's it's this uh it's assumedly just like a some kind of conference where I'm hoping a medical conference, right? Um, where people are basically showing like different slices of the human brain, um, and you can really like see each individual layer and how it all forms together, how it kind of works. It's super cool. It's not very often you get to see shit like that, especially you see it in 3D animations all the time, but like an actual human brain who's like a person whose body has been donated to science. This is what uh one of the uses is for is like helping teach new generations about the human body and how it works and that kind of stuff. And so it if you ever want to learn exactly how the brain works, this is like a 10-minute video, and it tells you about how everything connects together, where the like how the eyes work, how it controls your body. Um, there's just all these different slices of brain. And the part that got me is that they're all just sitting on like cafeteria trays. Right, right, yeah. It's like completely unsignified. Right. It's it looks even like 100% looks like where I'd go get my French fries and burger or some shit. 100%.

SPEAKER_02 23:55

Um I don't know. This freaks me out. The brain freaks me out. The idea that we are just like this mush. I don't know. Right. Yeah, technically that's all you are. Like, I think the thing that freaks me out about them the most about it is like this is how fragile this is, and like everything I am is just this. Yeah, and like how easily something can just go wrong.

SPEAKER_07 24:21

And it's like it controls your perception of reality, right?

SPEAKER_02 24:25

Yeah, everything I know, have ever known, have ever said, or ever been is just this lump of Vienna sausage stuffed into your skull, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 24:36

And if it decides that reality is different for you, then I guess you would not have any way to know that.

SPEAKER_02 24:41

That's all I know now. Pretty much. And that is yeah, I don't know. I think I've talked about this ad nauseum on many episodes, where just like my greatest fear in life legitimately is just like losing my grip on reality and no longer being able to perceive things in a rational way anymore.

SPEAKER_07 25:04

True, but I mean, luckily, if that does happen, you wouldn't be able to realize it.

SPEAKER_02 25:09

See, I've seen that be good and seen that be bad because like my my uncle who has Alzheimer's pretty bad, though he's getting to the stage where it's so bad that he gets frustrated. Um and they're they are they're like putting him somewhere soon. But yeah, for uh several years he was pretty happy. He was just like, I like cookies and diet coke or whatever. But I've also seen like uh a guy that I went to college with who I had to work on a project with, who had been hit in the head too many times, and he would just get aggressive and really angry and paranoid, and like thought that we were like all out to get him and shit. Like we'd be we'd be work like we worked in the basement of this engineering building, and we'd be like at like 2 a.m. trying to finish this project, sitting in this basement, and we'd all be totally silent, and he'd just look up and look at us and be like, I know you guys are laughing about me and making fun of me. It was like and this guy was kind of big too, and it was like this is scary. I don't like this.

SPEAKER_07 26:15

It's strange, I don't like this. Yeah, yeah. Ooh, no, thank you. I didn't even think about the just the paranoid thoughts constantly.

SPEAKER_05 26:26

That's fair.

SPEAKER_07 26:29

Yeah, that's how your brain works. I guess I should go, shouldn't I? I mean, we can keep talking about how your brain can sabotage you and how and all the mental illnesses of the world, which would be interesting, but um okay.

SPEAKER_02 26:43

I I'll

Tarantino Psychic Conspiracy Rabbit Hole

SPEAKER_02 26:44

keep it on theme then. So speaking of mental mental illness and the ways that your brain can sabotage you, this is one that I actually kind of dove into for a bit because this is fascinating. This is a man who I imagine is schizophrenic, um who has created over 500 videos in 10 months. Holy shit. And they all have a central theme. Hold on, give me a second to pull the link of the CC video. Um copy link. There we go. Trying to give me a copy the thumbnail for some reason. But this guy's name is Brian Jennings, and he believes that Quentin Tarantino is basically out to get him. Now, you might wonder why is Quentin Tarantino out to get him. Well, according to Mr. Jennings, and as he explains very thoroughly, and both in this nine-minute video and his 7,000-word essay that he wrote on the subject, he wrote a 60-page letter to Quentin Tarantino about his now canceled final feature film called The Movie Critic. And he wrote Mr. Tarantino saying that he wanted to be play the lead role in the movie. Now, he claims that this entire saga is actually what ended up being the reason that Quentin Tarantino eventually cancelled the film. And he says that he wrote this 60-page letter to Tarantino saying he wanted to be in the movie, and then he experienced remotely after this letter was written and sent, that Tarantino on set was talking about him to other people working on the movie, saying that he really liked the letter that he sent and he really thought that he was a good fit for the part, but he didn't like his hair. And so he ended up going with Brad Pitt instead. Now this guy got really upset about that. So upset, in fact, that he wrote another letter and then also decided to make three movie reviews for completely unrelated movies that have nothing to do with Tarantino. But in those movie reviews, he mentioned what he knows about the movie critic and tweeted them at Quentin Tarantino, and that caused him to cancel the movie. But there's more. Obviously, with 500 videos in 10 months, there's more. But I'll just read I'll just read you a snippet, I think, that really sums up if you want to dive deeper into this, what you're really getting into. So about a minute and a half into this video, the person on the Deep Into YouTube linked, he says this. So Quentin Tarantino is a psychic clairvoyant who remote views people. He's a psychic voyeur. He jumps into the mind of the actors in his films and he sees the movies as the ultimate expression of occult intention.

SPEAKER_07 29:55

That is psychotic. I think he thinks he had that moment and he does not want to let that go because like the intensity of him just like and then this, and he's like he's using his hands and he's just getting all in.

SPEAKER_02 30:23

He's very well spoken, and like he the things he's saying almost sound coherent. Like he he's articulating himself incredibly well. Yeah. And it's it's like it's like I I I couldn't help but feel as I was watching this that if this guy wasn't nuts, he's somebody I would actually like to listen to speak.

SPEAKER_07 30:49

Oh yeah, he can make a lot of topics sound really interesting. It's really weird. It's interesting for sure. But the content is it's just bananas. That's I mean, it at least he doesn't have like some obsession that is like harming people actively. As far as I know. The look on your face tells me otherwise, maybe.

unknown 31:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:16

Um yeah, I don't know. Somebody somebody replied to him and said, You're not the only one who sent Quentin Tarantino a letter about auditioning for the movie critic. I did too, but I'm not narcissistic enough to think that he canceled the movie because of me. But I am narcissistic enough to think that he canceled the movie because he never met me. So we got all sorts of people showing up in this whatever's happening on this section of the internet.

SPEAKER_07 31:46

Yeah. Wild stuff. That's definitely not what I was expect what I was expecting.

Caillou Fan Videos From Another Dimension

SPEAKER_07 31:52

Um well, do you want to talk about Caillou for a minute?

SPEAKER_02 31:58

Sure. Is it clips of Caillou with gore videos stuck down in the corner?

SPEAKER_07 32:04

If it is, I have not found them. Um let me pop this in the chat so everybody can see. Um or just do that, that's fine too. Um so these are these are interesting. Apparently on Reddit, these are like a weekly ritual for some guy. He watches these.

SPEAKER_05 32:29

Caillou takes a drive. And it's it's just a very shittily drawn Caillou.

SPEAKER_02 32:40

And Tori Tori from Texas says, I totally never let my kid watch that weird little bald fuck.

SPEAKER_07 32:47

Like, well, good, Caillou's a piece of shit. Um, but these are like these, I'm pretty sure were written by somebody who's on fucking acid. It's by the uh um the user Minecraft MC71. And the description of this video says it is really important, long time Caillou. However, we something in the bill have no idea. So Caillou, at the takes a drive, you have for only that and hold breath to underwater and Caio to Bill Love It. Oh, and that's that's kind of the gist of what you're gonna get. And honestly, as these go on, the voice like this one is pretty normal. Um but there's an there's another one where the voice is just like uh I have I had no fucking idea what this guy was saying at all.

SPEAKER_02 33:40

Can you visually explain what's happening here?

SPEAKER_07 33:42

Because um, it's okay. That's true. So Cayu is on a trip, and he finds a lake or a river or lake or some water or something, um, and it shows this little Cayou thing.

SPEAKER_02 34:00

Yeah, what is the tide in water?

SPEAKER_07 34:02

It's the tide in the water, right? Um he's like the it's made in paint, and it's made with just like the polygon drag tool for fucking sure. Um every once in a while get pop-ups on the screen that help you visualize what uh Caillou is questioning. So, for example, he gets on a boat and the question pops up how long can vote for need? It's a great question. Currently is really important long time Caillou. Yeah, you can call this call delayed boat. What happens is long time. Well, good question, Caillou. Why not altogether? And then there's a little break, a little musical break. And it's just what he gets on this boat and he's looking for critters or something. Eventually he ends up in a fucking square submarine.

SPEAKER_02 34:54

What at the ghost submarine?

SPEAKER_07 34:57

What do you now finding at ocean? Um he goes uh snorkeling and wonders how long can little fish last? Long time Caillou. Oh, absolutely, Lulu. Um yeah, he just it's just that it's almost like he keeps meeting things, and the answer to all the questions that I don't really understand are longtime Caillou. Okay. It's just strange.

SPEAKER_02 35:28

And all of these videos I'm glad that they clearly labeled that this is Caillou, because otherwise I would have no fucking idea.

SPEAKER_07 35:35

Would have zero fucking idea. There's another one that says Caillou. What if you have flower power before giant lily now? Um, this is like a seven and a half minutes one, and this one is the one I was thinking about, actually. So this one I you have this one makes no fucking sense. I have I've watched this video like three times, and I have no idea what's happening. It's just screaming. You can understand like one out of every three words, and it's this ridiculous accent. Something about a box, you see Caillou wearing a watch, something about welcome to your dreams.

SPEAKER_02 36:13

This person's been doing this since 2017, and my favorite thing here, and sorry if you were gonna talk about this, but is that they've got uploads that are scheduled to premiere like a bunch of them, all the way out into January of 2027. Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_07 36:34

This is wild, and it's and like I I don't understand because like the one the two that I just told you about, the first one was 56 views, uploaded three months ago, the other one was six months ago at 119 views. I I just don't understand. I don't understand.

SPEAKER_02 36:58

A lot of these that are scheduled, like going way the fuck back.

SPEAKER_07 37:02

There's and he's got like a bunch of posts like talking about yay, university kids is coming live on Saturday, January 17th. The news sprout will be coming February 12th, 2026, and then for goodnight show. I don't know what any of this means.

SPEAKER_02 37:18

I don't know, this is fucking wild, dude.

SPEAKER_07 37:20

It's just it's it's like a cr it's like a train wreck. It's like you're watching two trains crash, but both the trains are made of only foreign language speaking balloon animals. Yeah. It's you don't know what's going on. You don't know why it's happening, but you're definitely watching still. This is crazy.

SPEAKER_02 37:43

Yeah, it's something about like something about this is disturbing, but I don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_07 37:49

I don't know either. Like, I think part of it to me is like this has to stem from somewhere that's that's wrong.

SPEAKER_02 37:55

Like it's just is it's uncanny valley, I guess.

SPEAKER_07 38:00

Absolutely. I just don't understand.

SPEAKER_02 38:02

Like it's not it's it's in a weird position of uncanny valley where it's not uncanny valley in that it's almost Caillou, but it's not. It's uncanny valley in that it's almost poorly done episodes, fan episodes of Caillou, but it's not.

SPEAKER_07 38:19

It's like all the way back past like it doesn't make sense, Matt, but I think that's why I understand. And that's you just it's just something you gotta watch to kind of I would I would don't even want to say understand because you won't understand it. You'll just have seen it, and that's a fact, I guess. I don't know. There's really I don't know what to say about any of this. Wild. Okay. Info bubbles are a big part of it. Yeah, that's all I got about shitty knockoff Caillou.

SPEAKER_02 38:53

Okay, all right, all right, all right. Uh

The Meat Canyon Video That Gets Banned

SPEAKER_02 38:56

which one of these do we want to get banned from the entire meat canyon sphere? Because we can do that real quick.

SPEAKER_07 39:05

I mean, sure, why not?

SPEAKER_02 39:07

Um, what's more interesting about this personally, I think, than the fact that this is an old video of Meat Canyon is the story that comes along with this. So you're aware of who Meat Canyon is, right? Yeah. Okay, so he's popping meat. He uh he does not only drawings, like weird, like body horror type drawing kind of things, but also he does Twitch streams and does like reaction content on YouTube. Anyway, five months ago, somebody on deep into YouTube discovered, and this video only has 3,000 views, so I don't know how many people have ever actually seen this video, but it's a very old early, like it seems like it may is maybe like a student project that Meat Canyon made a long, long, long time ago that is still on YouTube, and somebody found it and they tried to post it on the Meat Canyon subreddit, and they immediately got banned. And it seems like anytime anybody tries to bring this video up and actually post it on like any sort of fan form or like bring it to anybody's attention, or like even gets remotely in the sphere of Meat Canyon himself, they get just blacklist from the community. Just nope, yeah, no questions. Yeah, so I guess I'm not gonna show the video on our on on the video just in case I don't know, he decides to take some sort of legal action or something against us for re-hosting this video, but um you can find it. It's called this is a video made by it's called Final Braindump, and it's uploaded by Hunter Hancock, which is Meat Canyon's real name. Um look that up, I guess. But it's like it's not bad. It's like what you would expect out of like a video, like um like a 19-year-old's like video project for school. Yes. Um he can't figure out how to work a vending machine. My favorite, my favorite comment on the Reddit thread itself is it's so weird seeing him before he was 500 pounds, and then the person under the neath them replies, I guess he figured out how to work a vending machine.

SPEAKER_07 41:18

What the fuck? So the it's this is it's a permaban video if you get anywhere near Meat Canyon. I guess so. For his followers. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 41:33

Um there's there's a screenshot from the person who posted this in uh our creepcast shit posting, which is a creepcast like shit posting subreddit, um, begging Ahmad to explain what rule he violated by posting the video, and they will not tell them why he's being banned for posting it. They skirt it like altogether.

SPEAKER_07 42:01

Like I think I've found exactly what you're talking about. He's asking like what rules am I breaking and shit like that. Yeah. And they just they don't answer it at all.

SPEAKER_02 42:13

What the fuck? The only real the closest they get to a real explanation is it was previously removed from several other meat canyon-related subs, which should have given you a hint that it also isn't appropriate to post here. Sorry for the inconvenience. That's the only explanation they gave. And I guess the only thing that we can that anybody can come up with is like meat canyon just doesn't want people to see this for some reason, which I could understand if it was like embarrassing for some one reason or another, but it's really not, it's not bad. It's it's not great, but it's like what you would expect.

SPEAKER_07 42:44

Yeah, for like your first set or second try at like this style of video for YouTube, for sure. Absolutely. That's very strange. Excuse me. Yeah, I I'm watching it right now, and this is like I'm it I'm thinking back to like the videos.

SPEAKER_02 43:03

Yeah, it reminds me of the videos that you have shown me that you made in like a long time ago.

SPEAKER_07 43:07

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. That's that's what this feels like for sure. That's that's super funny. That's also very funny that he like just seems to not want this to exist in any capacity. Yeah, I like don't be embarrassed, man. It's like it's the contrast.

SPEAKER_02 43:28

Everybody starts somewhere. The first thing everybody makes is bad. Oh god, yeah. We've gone over a lot of people's first projects on this podcast. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_07 43:37

A lot of them are bad. A lot of them are bad. But I mean, that's you that you learn from that. So like get better. Or or don't. I'm not your dad. It's Mike. And he's not here.

SPEAKER_05 43:53

Um trying to think.

SPEAKER_07 43:56

What else? Nope, not doing that one. Absolutely. not can't show or talk about that. Um is it raping angry birds? It is.

SPEAKER_02 44:07

It is. I thought about I thought about not including it until I realized what was happening. Did you actually open it? I did not open it because I figured it's a why would I even it's a young child that doesn't know how to spell rapping. And he he makes like an Angry Birds rap and does like the whole rap in the video. Because that was my first inclination was raping angry birds.

SPEAKER_07 44:33

Can't do that. Well I saw like I saw a a younger individual I wouldn't want to say child but I saw like an adolescence age boy 11 near his bed like the thumbnails him near the bed holding an angry bird and I'm like I don't think I want to chance this. Right. Yeah because I had the same exact thoughts my man yeah but I'm glad you saw that's an angry bird's rap well I might go back and I that would be very funny if you just fucking trolled the shit out of me and it is what we both thought it was.

Furby Exorcism And Other Internet Scars

SPEAKER_07 45:08

We'd be very upset with you um you can learn from this if you scroll around you'll find a video where uh it'll teach you how to exercise a demon from a Furby oh neat we can talk about that one so it's I feel like most of the videos that I've found are like either seven minutes or nine minutes. Um god that's so creepy Furbies Furbies are very what the fuck just happened um you've seen the video of the Furby that they put in a market wave right yes I have seen that is absolutely horrifying well there goes the video I have no idea what just happened oh I found it again cool so it's why can't I fucking share this? At least copy it that works I guess um so it's literally this it's it starts off with this individual saying this is the weirdest video they're ever gonna make um and then it shows this Furby with like flashing blue eyes and basically it's just dancing around freaking out doing all sorts of shit and um you find out this is a this girl says wasn't doing much but I've heard this voice coming from someone's room so went into Keegan's room I'm assuming sister brother sibling or something and the furboo's face down and it just started apparently after she picked it up um it blinked and like looked at her and said this girl's name and the I mean they're not programmed to do that it says I'm gonna get you basically starts making all these threatening like just threatening this girl and this basically shows you how to exercise a Furby um it gives you a step by step you gotta draw a pentagram you gotta do wake it up make sure it's there and apparently it will know what's happening so it starts freaking the fuck out she waves some incense over it and then all of a sudden the Furby it's it just kind of sits down oh no it quotes the exorcist at the very end I think which we're not gonna talk about and then that's the end of it.

SPEAKER_02 47:33

It's just a little Furby exorcism video. 41,000 views comments are turned off Jesus that's what people are doing on YouTube 13 years ago exercising their Furbies what do I do next so I I sorted by top this year and the top video for this year on the subreddit has now been removed but it it apparently was a reaction to Two Girls One Cup that included the entire original video.

SPEAKER_07 48:10

I mean if you want to put that on our YouTube channel you go right ahead. No it's been removed now anyway. Okay right I do you remember the first did you ever do you remember the first time you saw that video I was probably 10. Yeah it's it it like it shatters a wall that you thought existed like for just all people and then that wall's gone.

SPEAKER_02 48:34

I'm trying to think if that was the first shock content I ever saw I think the first shock content I ever saw was probably meatspin.com which is a video of like just a dude getting fucked. I think it's like a fenboy kind of situation.

SPEAKER_07 48:53

But yeah it's it's a dude getting a a peepee shoved up his butt while his pee pee spins around to the tune of us right every time I hear that song is the only thing I can think that still frame of a dick spinning around because the asshole's getting fucked that's all I see and it's I don't think I can say that at my wedding so I hope that song was in play okay I mean all the other stuff I found is just like it's just random garbage.

SPEAKER_02 49:24

Right yeah there's a video there's a 19 year old video of a woman it's described as a woman shitting loudly in the dark and it's just it's a it's it's a video of this woman she goes into a bathroom then the camera goes dark and you you just hear just like fighting for her life man and then she comes out of the bathroom and the person who's operating the camera goes in and she hasn't flushed and just shows the toilet that's the whole video. Alright um there's a video of the big bang theory where somebody this was pretty good the big bang theory but somebody has removed the laugh track and replaced the laugh track with just them laughing and it's titled the Big Bang Theory but only one person finds it funny and it it not only highlights how unfunny the show is but it it makes it depressing because it's like it's like yeah I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 50:26

It's like somebody's see now grandpa watching an episode of the Big Bang Theory um that's the meat grinding video again I just there's a lot of I've seen several like video compilations of Jeff the killer images and I'm really not really the not ready to jump back into Jeff the Killer.

SPEAKER_02 50:48

Yeah I've seen a lot of that sort of stuff that's like early creepypasta style art that's just like edited together in montages. I've seen a lot of that kind of stuff. A lot of the stuff that I've skimmed over and not put in here so fair warning now that we're basically all the way through this episode and you've probably already submitted yourself to this is that a lot of the content you're gonna find here is stuff that is like stuff that people have found that really shouldn't be on YouTube. There's one channel that I did note down that is very clearly somebody's like chloroform fetish YouTube channel where they're like put like it's just videos of them like putting rags over like the faces of like mannequins and stuff.

SPEAKER_07 51:32

Very strange that's very I did find I just stumbled across something what is this um it's called Morshu welcomes you to ZomboCon you can do anything not to do Zombocom it's just this guy back off it's 19 seconds of this character it looks like one of the characters from like that you remember the the Zelda yeah the animated Zelda cartoon yeah yeah it looks like something from that and he's just saying ZomboCom and welcome to ZomboCom and if you don't know what ZomboCom is please go there right now and just feel empowered.

Final Warnings And Sign Off

SPEAKER_02 52:12

Zombo.com you can do anything here honestly yeah um okay I got some other stuff that I noted down but I don't think it's really anything that's worth covering and we've already gotten pretty far into this so yeah that's uh our deep into YouTube again fair warning I didn't feel good after going through a lot of this stuff um your mileage may vary yeah it really I think it just depends on it every user has a different experience on deep into YouTube I think yeah uh Jason what do you gotta say before we cut it here fair enough um I mean just as always stay paranoid uh especially I mean especially when going into this because like Matt said a lot of shitty stuff not just here but all over the internet um and be paranoid about about Mike no one knows where he is now we're not doing that again are we oh yeah I forgot about that didn't somebody like contact didn't his like mom contact you concerned or something yes and sisters yeah yeah that was real real early diluting very and we learned that very very early on thank god yeah um how about you Matt what are you gonna say to these beautiful people man the internet's a bad place it's I think this is one of the rare times that I can legitimately say just don't look under the internet uh you will find what you go looking for and most of the time and most of the time you're gonna if you're anything like me you're gonna regret it. Yep. You also find a lot of shit you don't want. Yeah yeah that's the other thing is like you you think you you you start with a a mental threshold of like what you're prepared for right and inevitably at some point in your seeking of that things that butt right up against that threshold you're gonna accidentally fall on the other end of it. Yep and that's where the real danger happens now your compute you just might as well throw that computer away.

SPEAKER_07 54:20

Right.

SPEAKER_02 54:21

Yeah done all right well uh it'll just be us again next week so stay tuned for more of that go fuck yourself go fuck yourself by locally