DLUTI 246 - Weird Stuff From Around The Internet

This week, Mike gets political, Doug cooks with friends, and Matt Shia LeBouf

Transcript

Welcome Back And No Plan

SPEAKER_04 0:00

Don't need to look under the internet.

SPEAKER_02 0:15

Welcome to Don't Look Under the Internet, everyone. The internet's uh favorite internet horror comedy podcast where we talk about the White House, which honestly probably the scariest thing to talk about on the internet. Am I right, boys? Got him. That over there is Doug. It is.

SPEAKER_01 0:34

I haven't been here in a while, so shalom.

SPEAKER_02 0:37

That there is Moody Moody Mutt Cheeks.

SPEAKER_05 0:40

I'm doing my Duolingo. Uh I I said I think I said at the end of the episode last week that this was just gonna be me and Jason again. I lied.

SPEAKER_01 0:51

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_05 0:52

I think you should all have learned at this point that if we say something is gonna happen, you can pretty much eliminate that from the list of possibilities.

SPEAKER_02 1:02

And then there's also me. But you know what? I might leave the show early, guys. I'm just too scared. I'm scared, bro. Like I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:12

Actually, having some like weird feeling that like my lawnmower is broken right now, but I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_05 1:20

I I had one that I could have given you as a bag of, but it's also broken, so it's like I can hear it malfunctioning in the other room right now.

SPEAKER_01 1:29

I'm not I'm not sure, but I'm fucking freaked out.

SPEAKER_02 1:33

Scared, bro. That's pretty scary. That is scary. Um, yeah, Doug and myself were on a bit of a a hiatus hiatus for like two weeks. Um hiatus. So we weren't really recording. Uh, so we didn't really have too much plan. So this is gonna be something similar to last week's episode, but uh a little bit more not as depressing, which is fun. Yeah, because that shit got dark.

SPEAKER_05 2:00

Yeah, but then I didn't we didn't really set out with that intention, but yeah, sorry about that, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 2:07

I like I like that one of the comments is just like 18 minutes in and wow, this is fun.

SPEAKER_05 2:12

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

So to be fair, I don't listen to this podcast. What happened? Get give me the TLDR.

SPEAKER_05 2:18

Uh we did Jason and I did deep into YouTube and we discovered what we initially thought would was going to be like just a bunch of funny random low view count stuff on YouTube turned into people finding channels with low view counts that just hadn't been removed from YouTube because I guess they have low view counts, but they probably they probably should have been.

SPEAKER_02 2:40

There's one that was like a kid's TV show, but in the corner they had like full-on gore videos or something. Uncensored.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

Yeah. Dang links, please.

SPEAKER_05 2:50

Yeah. It wasn't good. So I feel bad. There's there's probably a subset of people. Well, definitely, there's a set of people who listen to this podcast for just like bad analog horror reviews, and they got that.

SPEAKER_02 3:01

So whoops. Well, now they're gonna get this. So we're going into gnomes to gore videos. Well, there are two wolves inside of you.

SPEAKER_05 3:13

So one watch one watches gnome videos and one watches gore.

SPEAKER_01 3:18

Well, I will say here's a great segue into this, but uh this we're doing a Reddit episode, which we've kind of now coined as like one of our like main things we do on the Patreon for extra cash. So if you guys want and like these episodes, you can find us on Patreon or Forthwall, and you can subscribe there and you can get more of this shit. How many can make you really sad apparently or depressed or something?

SPEAKER_02 3:42

Well, the ones on Patreon, those are more of just a general what I found on the internet.

SPEAKER_01 3:46

It's not specific to Reddit, although it usually goes that way in the same vein. I I feel like you know, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 3:53

A lot of my stuff is Instagram stuff because that's like the only social media I consume, which uh for fair warning, I'm going off script like immediately today and bringing up an Instagram thing because there's a thing I want to talk about that I cannot wait two weeks to talk about on this month on the internet.

SPEAKER_02 4:08

I have a couple that I wanted to, so yeah. If we have time after some of my Reddits, I might do the same. Um how about how about I go first and then I go last?

SPEAKER_01 4:17

Sure. That way you guys can fill the void of my anus. Void, void, void. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 4:25

I know what I said. But sex boys are at it again.

SPEAKER_01 4:28

But sex boys. Alright, so do you want no? We're gonna we're gonna start off heavy footed on this one. I'll I'll I'll I'll end on a lighthearted note. Um so yeah, so I'm gonna start us off with something that I found. I've

Jag Dinner And Cannibal Cafe

SPEAKER_01 4:45

actually seen this on a f a few people have been talking about this, and I actually thought I we already talked about it. So if we have in the comments, let us know. Um so you're gonna listen to it again. But uh basically, so I found this thing, uh, well, this thing, uh, this Reddit post about someone who goes by the name of Jag Dinner, so J A G Dinner. Doesn't sound familiar. So it wasn't really that good. I'm sorry. But we're gonna move on. So Jag Dinner, right? According to multiple people who were on uh AOL in the late 1990s and the early 2000s, um report that a person named Jag Dinner or some variation of that screen name allegedly sent them unsolicited instant messages, um, including minors, basically asking them some very fucked up things.

SPEAKER_05 5:42

Um now this person is gonna be a better episode.

SPEAKER_01 5:46

No, no, no. I said I said I'm starting off heavy footed. Um I don't either, dude.

SPEAKER_05 5:52

It just means big back activities.

SPEAKER_01 5:54

I don't know. I'm scared. All right, it's been a while since I've done this. So fucking stupid dude. Um, so yeah, this guy or girl, people think it's a guy, but um would join like you remember the AOL chat rooms back in the day? It would just be like a bunch of motherfuckers talking about nothing. Yeah, we all did. Right a passage. Um, so basically molested. This topic is serious, y'all. I can't be laughing and say this shit out loud. Um, all right, so this dude would go into chat rooms and he would basically start chatting people up, grabbing their instant messenger names, whatever it was, and the conversations would start off normal. He'd just be like, What's up, what's going on, yada yada. But then pretty quickly he would start asking them if they would be willing to eat him or discuss fantasies with him about being voluntarily like cannibalized. Um, we may have talked about this on an episode.

SPEAKER_05 7:08

I don't personally think we talked about this. I think I know what this is.

SPEAKER_01 7:12

I've seen other people cover this, and that's why I think it's familiar, but like we've done so many fucking topics I don't know. Um, so again, in the comments, flame. We should make a list.

SPEAKER_05 7:25

Like keep the document.

SPEAKER_01 7:28

That means one of us has to go through all these fucking episodes and write down all this dumb shit that we talk about.

SPEAKER_05 7:35

All right, so there's somebody out there who's listening to this who'd be willing to do that for us, probably.

unknown 7:39

Right.

SPEAKER_01 7:40

If you're that someone, get on it, you lazy asshole. Do it already. Yeah, you figure it out or whatever we say. Um all right, so that being said, um, he would talk to people about being eaten. He he wanted to be eaten, and he also wanted to talk about cannibal cannibalism, I guess, uh, with other people. Um, and many recipients reported that these like were like bizarre interactions, but not overly threatening. Because it was like, I think the the fetish was that it was consensual in some degree, so there was no like struggle or like fight or in that nature, if that makes sense. Um, so dozens of people have like come out and said that they remember getting these messages, and they were all very innocent at first, but quickly moved to the cannibalism topic. Um, the screen name appears to have been active for years on AOL. Um, but there's very little verifiable like information that this person actually exists, um, except for some archived uh like screenshots, I want to say. Um so they uh basically he in these conversations he just kind of like expressed that he really wanted to eat someone, uh, and that he wanted it to be consensual. That was like the big thing, the the consensual aspect of the whole thing. Um, and like I said, some people archive these combos, and the only little bit of information that we got about this guy is that his name is Ryan, and of fucking course, they're from Florida, so there's that. Oh no, to get it. Um I don't even know. Florida is not even real. So um, some people believe that it was simply an individual with a Vor cannibalism fetish who just mass messaged random AOL people. Um, but something that really sparked this whole conversation in the first place um was a website that I don't know if you guys are familiar with, but it's called Cannibal Cafe. And I don't think it's oh yeah, I go there all the time anymore. I figured you did. Um, and this kind of really helped push the narrative along in the time that this was happening. Um, basically, this this website was a forum for people who had this kind of fantasy. They just all talked about eating each other or being eaten or whatever it was, and it was just like a weird fantasy cannibalism site. Um, there was like literal like in search of posts on this site where they'd be saying cute M-E-18.

SPEAKER_00 10:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:19

Literally, you'd see posts that were like looking for a female with a full set of teeth. Uh, some would say something along the lines of had two long pigs to offer up, 19 and 21. And like someone was like, Yeah, I want to buy a cow, and it was in quotation marks, trying to start a herd that I can eat eat from. Um, just like really weird shit like that. Um, you'd find posts about how to fully butcher and dismantle a human body, and on top of that, how to fully cook someone properly so that you didn't get sick. Um, so just don't put lettuce or you know, tomato or anything on them, and you'll be fine. Yeah. Um, so basically, when like they were kind of in this like weird legal gray zone, um, where whenever the owners of the site were asked, like, how is this like not illegal?

SPEAKER_02 11:15

They just in Minecraft.

SPEAKER_01 11:18

Well, they'd be like, Well, it's it's fantasy. Like, we're just they're just like, you know, they're talking about it. It's not real. Like, no one's gonna eat each other, right?

SPEAKER_05 11:26

It's like one of those things where like giving people instructions on how to do illegal things probably isn't illegal, right?

SPEAKER_01 11:34

Yeah, I mean, you can just share your knowledge on the internet with no consequences, right?

SPEAKER_05 11:38

Sounds like the whole fucking uh that white skids you no skin with the presentation. Oh, I was gonna talk about like Temple of the Screaming Electron.

SPEAKER_01 11:48

Right, yes, actually, very much so a lot. Except really, really specific.

SPEAKER_05 11:54

Hopefully, no fucking weirdos from this fucking website contact us and try to like be the main character and tell us all about how they were a member of this.

SPEAKER_01 12:03

So, yeah, so basically, um this website that is for eating other humans um and whatnot, um, is kind of what sparked a lot of these weird Reddit posts and like these red like Reddit threads that people are like being like, Oh yeah, I remember this dude, I remember this dude. But the thing that really tipped people off that shit was fucked up, um, was that on this site, basically TLDR, there was an actual case where these two people were talking and they took it off of the the site, and um again, we could probably do a whole episode on just these two guys as is, but basically, this guy reached out and said, I want to eat someone, like who wants who's willing to let me eat them? This guy responded and was like, me. Um, and then they actually fucking met up, and this guy legit put this dude in a bathtub at his home, slowly cut pieces off of him over the course of like months, and fucking ate this guy over the course of months. And then when he finished, he had all the bones and extra shit that he didn't eat in like bags. Um, and like basically he was like, Okay, well, I'm done with this guy, and then he posted again, and then somebody caught on that this guy who had responded to the first post was no longer posting anymore, and I guess they did like some sort of welfare check or something like that, and they went to the dude's house and they just found a tub of dead human meat um that this guy had been feasting on for a couple months, and it's really, really fucking crazy. Um, he just had raw ass man meat in his bathtub for months, it didn't it go bad.

SPEAKER_05 13:56

I got I've had raw ass man meat between my legs for years.

SPEAKER_01 14:01

That's true.

SPEAKER_02 14:03

Every day when I take a shower, there's a raw man meat in that tub.

SPEAKER_01 14:09

Um but yeah, so basically, um long story short, because it's kind of a weird, like the story is like kind of different parts of a bunch of different things, it's not just just this Jag Dinner guy. Um, basically, a lot of people just thought Jag Dinner, like the this story, was just somebody like trolling or like you know being autistic on the internet, like people like to do. Um, but uh there was some like old forum post from this person with like a similar name that was like talking about how one time a woman threatened him and they were like kind of aroused by the incident and like wanted to be beaten, essentially. And like I think that spawned this whole like they wanna be eaten thing. I don't really know. I I cannot speak for them because man, I can't even fathom sort of fetish. I'm gonna kick your ass.

SPEAKER_02 15:05

Oh god, I want you to eat me.

SPEAKER_05 15:10

Please just eat my fucking ass. How fetishes start is an interesting concept to me.

SPEAKER_01 15:17

Yeah, yeah. You just don't know until you know, right?

SPEAKER_05 15:20

Right. Yeah. Hope this doesn't awake something in me. Can we start a whole new podcast and just interview people about their fetishes and and try to get to the root of what caused them?

SPEAKER_02 15:30

Oh, absolutely. We're gonna dig up a lot of family trauma. Don't look under my butthole.

SPEAKER_05 15:36

I feel like most fetishes are born out of some kind of trauma, right?

SPEAKER_02 15:39

Oh yeah. Oh yeah, Hundo P. I I I do know there there's I don't know if it's Jag dinner or it's like another variant of the story or something, but there's another one where it's like the two dudes get together and they come to the mutual understanding, like they both want to like eat the guy, but they they they end up just like chopping the dude's dick off or something, and they like cook it like a sausage, and they both eat it, and they both are all just like this isn't as good as I wanted it to be, or something.

SPEAKER_01 16:08

That is a different story, yeah. But I I'm I am familiar, I've heard that too.

SPEAKER_05 16:12

I think I was thinking of the story, and maybe this is the one that we've told, the one where the guy uh has to have his leg amputated, and he asks the hospital if he can keep it, and then he and his friends eat it.

SPEAKER_02 16:25

Yeah, you told that one, I think.

SPEAKER_01 16:27

Like is that the one where like he's got like the phantom limb thing that he has to like he has to have it like removed, like he doesn't have any reason for it to be removed, he just like needs it removed. Something like that.

SPEAKER_05 16:40

It was I don't know if that's the same story, but I I know what you're talking about where he there's okay where the guy's like I have to like it's a psychological thing that he needs he doesn't want his leg attached to him anymore.

SPEAKER_01 16:51

Yeah, he's like this is not uh like I'm uncomfortable having a leg. I need it.

SPEAKER_05 16:55

Yeah, it's psychologically distressing to him that his leg is attached to his body and he doesn't he's scared.

SPEAKER_02 17:00

It's he's so scared. I don't know, man. I'm just really scared with his leg.

SPEAKER_01 17:07

Man, ever since they turned that CERN super collider off, we've all just been like on the same wavelength of knowing shit. Am I right?

SPEAKER_05 17:14

Right. That's what the CERN is. So many cannibalism. That's what the super collider was doing, was disconnecting our brains. It was interrupting the hive mind.

SPEAKER_01 17:25

I just feel so much clearer. I'm less scared now.

SPEAKER_05 17:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:29

Well, I'll go next.

SPEAKER_05 17:31

Um, that's what I was about to say. You should go next, Mike.

SPEAKER_01 17:35

I was thinking else to add. No, I just the last bit I was gonna say is like um this is like it was like kind of fucked up. Like cannibalism fetish, kind of fucked up. Like, why why? Yeah, why you want E guy? But that's it. That's all okay.

Tic Tac UFO And Lockheed Claims

SPEAKER_02 17:52

Well, this will be a quick one. I stumbled across this a long time ago. I uh I mean like this is almost a year old at this point, but like it didn't really get like news coverage or anything, which is very wild to me. But like eight months ago, I this is just a random uh Reddit post I found talking about it. You can find this uh from a okay underscore incident underscore 9027 posted in R slash uh of Neo Loggia official, which is like an alien subreddit. But uh the like soup you guys know you guys are gonna know this when I say it, but like we it's open knowledge now that that like tic-tac UFO that we spotted and tracked in 2004 by the military was confirmed to be a Lockheed Martin uh spacecraft. Like we that's just out in the open now. So like the pill, the most famous UFO in modern times is just a man-made fucking aircraft, and that just kind of went under their radar because that is a very important like uh UFO discovery because the way it moves and everything was like unnatural. And uh this just kind of confirms that our military has had this type of technology for like two decades now, which is wild, and there's no one's talking about it. This is like almost a year old. This this one Reddit post is eight months old, and like no one's talking about that anymore. I think that's wild that we discovered that that it's not a UFO. That's that's like that is like if we were to have confirmed back in World War II that Hitler had actual flying saucers and then just never talked about it.

SPEAKER_05 19:34

Oh yeah, that makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 19:35

So but okay, yeah. Here's the here's the the question that I have though. Like we have the technology, our government has it, right? But are we using it for military purposes? Because I feel like with the the ding dong Cheeto man that is in office right now, if they had access to this shit, they'd be a lot more like well the the running theory we have this shit bombing our on, like no question.

SPEAKER_02 20:01

The the the running theory is that um we we were able to develop and like get the technology working back in 2004, but this um air this aircraft is just so expensive to make it's not worth mass producing. That's kind of like the big theory on why there's just like the one sighting and why you don't see it being actively used.

SPEAKER_05 20:25

Do they need the one for reference?

SPEAKER_02 20:29

I don't know, man. I'm just saying, I think it's wild that the tic-tac is fucking a Lockheed Martin fucking thing, and we just never brought it up. We just never talked about it as a as a as a world. We weren't just like uh we have we have flying thing, we have new it's not phased by much anymore.

SPEAKER_05 20:45

Like, yeah, what this the technology is like that picture that's like the alien showing up and it's like hey, and he's like, Yeah, I got a lot going on, man.

SPEAKER_02 20:54

But like the way that the tic-tac moves is like it like physically, like almost it was it's like impossible, and yet we have it and we did it. That's well, that's what drives me the most crazy is I don't know enough about this to weigh in at all.

SPEAKER_01 21:09

Yeah, I I I I only had the one question because I don't know enough as well. But like whenever someone's like, oh, alien this, alien that, like I feel like most of the time, because so I live in this like fantasy world where I want like cool things like that to be aliens, right? It's just not gonna happen. Like, for all I know, there aren't aliens, and like that's really upsetting to me, you know what I'm saying? So, like, whenever some shit happens, I just assume it's probably our government doing some shit that we'll just never be told about.

SPEAKER_02 21:41

It is also possible, like, just just for conspiracy's sake, it's also possible that this isn't a real document showing that it's owned by Lockheed Martin and it's you know fake. I have there's a bunch of people in the comments that are just like, no, that's not real.

SPEAKER_05 21:54

I have no ability to verify or weigh in on what you're saying at all. The the alien thing, though, like alien. Just I don't think people like people who really believe that aliens have been here and stuff, I really don't think are fully comprehending the scale of the universe. People argue, well, the universe is so big that it's impossible that there isn't other intelligent life out there. But that same scale makes it almost impossible that they would ever be able to make it here. And and also the wild coincidence of them arriving here at the same time that we exist.

SPEAKER_01 22:39

So it's very fitting. I I watched Event Horizon today because RIP Sam Neil.

SPEAKER_02 22:45

Oh, I just watched In the Mouth of Madness last night. I watched it yesterday too.

SPEAKER_01 22:50

Fucking uh yeah, I watched In the Mouth of Madness, uh and I've I've been actually I just fucking Jurassic Park isn't streaming anywhere that you have to you can't pay for it, but I have it on DVD, it doesn't really matter. But anyways, yeah, so Event Horizon, he makes the fucking gravity uh like engine or whatever. Where's that? Like, why are we doing that? Why are we making little black holes? Right.

SPEAKER_02 23:15

Where's the black hole engine? Um, why can't we do it? Why what why don't we do it? Why can't we? Um I and then I'll I'll bring up one last little physicist.

Shitty Movie Details And Dad Lore

SPEAKER_02 23:27

Sorry. I'll bring up one last little thing real quick, just because that one's a little short, but uh I just want to talk about one of my favorite subreddits real quick called R slash shitty movie details. And uh basically it's people, it's it's satire, it's not real, but like they'll grab like a bit from a movie, like um uh and just be like in in XYZ movie. This happens. This is a nod to the creator of just not giving a fuck about the source material or something, and they're just really stupid about it, and it's really funny. One of my all-time favorites, I saved it. Have either of you guys seen the third Pokemon movie with Entei? No, so Doug says yes, Matt says no. That's great. To TLDR, real fast, because you kind of need to know this plot a little bit. There's a there's uh uh a Pokemon named Entei. It's kind of like psychic, it could talk to people. There's a little girl named Molly, and Molly, her dad dies, and Entei kind of takes over as like her pseudo father. Like she thinks it's her dad, and Entei's like, Yep, that's me, because Entei doesn't realize that he's not her dad. It's a it's a weird thing. Yeah, but it's a weird thing, but just keep that in mind. But the my favorite post from here is uh from uh Barry the NPC. He says, In Pokemon the movie three, Holly chooses to replace her missing father with Entei. This is a reference to how I wanted to replace my missing dad with Entei, but instead my mom chose her fuck ass boyfriend Kevin. Fuck you, Kevin. I wanted Entei as a dad, or at least Raikou. You'll never be him. Fuck.

unknown 25:04

Fuck.

SPEAKER_01 25:05

I take that back. Right, Raikou is a better choice, to be fair.

SPEAKER_02 25:10

He's so much cooler. Um, but this subreddit is basically just that shit, and it's the funniest fucking thing. It's easily like top three, my favorite one right now. Um it there's like the newest one, is in obsession. Uh, generational talent, Indy Navaret in the role of Nikki utilized an acting technique in which she transformed her facial expressions using the muscles in her face. This is because she is an actor playing the role of a character with different emotions. Jared Leto's last four films have lost a total estimate of almost a billion dollars. He has no upcoming film roles. It's just really stupid, and I love it. Um, The Odyssey, uh, 2026, whitewashes a Greek myth by not including any Greek actors, as opposed to Troy from 2004, which faced no similar backlash uh due to casting popular Greek stars such as Brad Pitopoulos and Orlando Bluebicus. But go go check out our slash shitty movie details. I it's really funny. I enjoy it. Uh Matt, I'll let you say a thing.

SPEAKER_05 26:18

Alright.

HF Campaign And Finding Shia

SPEAKER_05 26:19

Like I said, I'm going off script because I want to talk about this, and I'm not gonna wait two weeks to talk about it on this month on the internet on the Patreon. So maybe you guys have seen this, and I'm certain that people who are listening to this have seen this, have heard about this. But there's this Instagram account called HF Campaign, and the the title of the Instagram account is Healthy Fashion, but it's a woman who makes these like schizo posts from her car where she talks about like leaving her life and she's like driving across the country, but she's obsessed with Shia LaBeouf, and so much so that she's like in her mind, there are clones of Shia LaBeouf because of like some sort of energy thing that's happening, and she's married to maybe the original one, and this evolved to a point where she's just like a white Midwestern woman, but she has converted to Shia Islam because Shia Shia, she's like made some sort of connection there, and so now she has like a hijab on and shit, and so like all of her posts are her with her hijab on in her car, just like talking about energy frequencies and like trying to find her way back to Shia and everything. It's super crazy, but this is where I have to talk about this now because I was just scrolling Instagram the other day and I suddenly came across this video which is posted with absolutely no context by this woman's account.

SPEAKER_02 28:10

Is it Shia LaBeouf?

SPEAKER_05 28:12

It is Shia LaBeouf, and he is standing at the window of her car begging her to leave him alone, and he's just like, You're scaring my father, you're scaring my people. I love you. I'm sorry, but you need to leave me alone. And this is the whole video, and he walks away, and there's been no update since.

SPEAKER_02 28:37

Oh, yeah, he broke her heart.

SPEAKER_05 28:38

Yeah, and every everybody's just like, holy fucking shit, she found him.

SPEAKER_02 28:44

That's insane.

SPEAKER_05 28:45

It is it is insane, and I need to know what happens next.

SPEAKER_02 28:50

Yeah, because it's she's probably not in a good mental spot right now.

SPEAKER_01 28:54

Yeah, but like can you tell by like the way she talks that she's not in a good mental spot, or is it like oh a hundred percent.

SPEAKER_05 29:00

She's completely reality.

SPEAKER_02 29:02

Okay, does she tag Shia LaBeouf in like all her posts? I don't know that that video to me, that video to me, because he's he's like at her, like you said, he's like at her window, like, hey, you're scaring my family, you need to leave. That tells me that she's been harassing him for long enough.

SPEAKER_05 29:23

Right.

SPEAKER_02 29:23

Because this wouldn't be a one-day thing for him to come out to her window and be like, hey, excuse me. No, yeah, she would have had to have introduced herself to him and other things.

SPEAKER_05 29:31

So this has been to the point where like his family's aware that this is happening and stuff. But here's the thing. So, like, to give you an idea of the scale of how small this was before this happened, all of her reels and everything that she's posted have like 200 likes, 40 comments. Even after this happened, she still only got 21,000 followers. But most of those came after this happened because this video has 6 million views and 250,000 likes because it blew up as soon as this became like a real thing. But like this was so low-key that I would find it difficult to believe that he became aware of it through any way other than her physically presenting herself to him in some way. But all of the posts that she's made have been from inside of her car, and most of them revolve around she doesn't tag him. So, to answer your question, no, all the posts are like it's her, she talks, she says whatever crazy shit she says from inside of her car. Most a lot of the times it has something to do with she's gonna go to sleep in her car and she's gonna tape the cracks on the windows so that like things can't get in. Some of them are like she's there's one where she like records a bug that's on her window because she thinks it's like spying on her or something. I don't fucking know, but it's that kind of stuff, and then this the caption is just nonchalantly say shit like that and just brush past that. The caption is always video recorded at timestamp 2026 by Alyssa, which is her name, and that's the the description. She never tags him, she that's all but that's all of it. You never see in any of the videos that she's near a house. Usually they're recorded in the parking lot of like a Walmart or a truck stop or something like that. But what I mean, what I can assume is she has driven across the United States, somehow located Mr. LaBeouf himself, and this has been and she has been like stalking him or harassing him or like something.

SPEAKER_01 31:50

I mean, fully, like you can't how do you just find a fucking celebrity like that? I feel like that's gotta be kind of hard to do, right? When was that uploaded?

SPEAKER_05 31:59

So the the Shia LaBeouf the video with Shia LaBeouf was uploaded two days ago.

SPEAKER_02 32:05

Does she her other post was she posting daily? Or like is this the longest she's gone without a post?

SPEAKER_05 32:11

So the previous post before that was July 13th, 7 a.m., which was the same day.

SPEAKER_03 32:18

Um July 13th.

SPEAKER_04 32:22

July 13th.

SPEAKER_05 32:25

July 10th. Yeah, multiple posts a day for uh here there's here's a fairly big gap. This one goes from July 8th to June 23rd. So it it's not entirely unheard of for her to not post for a couple days.

SPEAKER_02 32:42

That might hopefully that's good. That is insane. I think that's that's the most wild one I think we've done, if I'm being honest with you. Like that that is prime this month on the internet material, if I've ever heard of it.

SPEAKER_03 33:03

Yeah, absolutely wild. Absolutely wild. She definitely stalking Shallabov. A hundred percent. For fucking sure.

SPEAKER_02 33:15

Did you have another one that you wanted to bring to the table?

SPEAKER_05 33:17

Um, I I got other stuff, but hold on. Okay, so I'm somebody has posted a synopsis of this entire thing in the comments of the most recent video. For anyone curious, I got you. I've been following this for a few months. She believes that she's married to Shia LaBeouf, but the one that we see in the movies and the shows is a clone, and the real one that she's married to is in hiding. She's been driving around from state to state hitting energy spots. She leaves video recordings for Shia to see. She also believes that a criminal hacker is after her since high school, so she's under constant attack and she needs to put alarms on her car and doors and windows. It's been a wild roller coaster. Her husband, the real Shia LaBeouf, is hiding somewhere. And the way that she communicates with him is through the videos that she posts. The one that we see in the movies and shows, again, is a clone of her husband, Shia LaBeouf.

SPEAKER_02 34:11

You mean actual Shia LaBeouf didn't do Transformers 1 and 2?

SPEAKER_03 34:16

And three?

SPEAKER_04 34:18

And four? No, that's clone laBeuf.

SPEAKER_02 34:20

That's clone laBeuf. Actual clonable Shia LaBeouf. Bone LeCluff. The clone lacluff.

SPEAKER_05 34:29

She wears she wears the hijab for protection against hackers, AI, abductors, and others that are trying to hurt her. Her delusions involve technology. If you want to keep Peter Thiel out of your head, you just gotta put a hijab on. Her delusions involve technology and religion. She hears voices in her head that she believes to be an AI talking to her, and she thinks that the hacker is using AI to make her see fake cats outside, but it's really the criminal hacker disguised as a cat. Furthermore, she's become obsessed with using bleach and convinced that the house is full of demons. I don't know what house, and can never be truly clean. Oh, I guess that's why she left her house. That's why she's driving around. She currently sleeps in a chair inside a sleeping sleeping bag, and uh the house lacks heat.

SPEAKER_03 35:21

Okay. That's probably good that it lacks heat. It's summer. Yeah. That's wild. So yeah, she's just a full-blown crazy lady that uh needs to stay somehow.

SPEAKER_02 35:38

I try that the fact that she found him is insane. I can't get over that one.

SPEAKER_05 35:42

This person says, this is a major escalation. I feel complicit in this for some reason. The next person says, We're definitely ending up in a video essay.

SPEAKER_03 35:50

Hell yeah. Absolutely insane. Well we mentioned AI.

SPEAKER_02 36:00

Uh real quick, I want to brief, uh I'll bring up one of mine, uh, another one of mine.

Poison AI And ChatGPT Arguments

SPEAKER_02 36:06

It is a subreddit that's just called uh R slash poison AI. And basically, to TLDR, how AI is like when you go to Google something, you get Gemini or whatever, and it gives you that that answer, that synopsis of an answer. A lot of times it takes its answers from Reddit. So this subreddit has dedicated itself to providing false information. So whenever you search something on an using AI, it pulls up the wrong information on purpose. So they'll constantly just be like, Mitch McConnell is actually alive and well at a Denny's today. Like they'll just post a bunch of fake shit. Um, and it's pretty funny. And they actually, I forget what the search was exactly, but there was a search that someone did and they screenshot it, and they're like, Holy shit, it's working, because the result ended up being incorrect. That's one thing that I will mention in my uh trip to Texas. This is this is this is the reality that we're living in now, ladies and gentlemen. I got into a little bit of a debate uh with someone in Texas, and uh they were attempting to use Chat GPT to look up answers on stuff, and I was just like, I I was about six beers deep, and I went off on them. I was like, you are a dumb motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05 37:26

Dumb motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 37:28

I was six beers deep. Yeah, they're they're like they're like, what am I supposed to do? I'm like, use a fucking article. What did you do three years ago when this didn't exist? Exactly. I was like, we can't, and then it just I like I like shut down the debate after that. I'm like, no, we're done. I was like, this because there was two other people sitting by us, and I was just like, This this is the this is where we're at. I was like, I was I'm I'm defeated. This is where we're fucking at. You're using chat GPT to try to argue with me, and when you won't even pull up an article, you're just taking what that says as fact. It's mind-boggling. And I just got so mad that we just never talked about politics after that again because I shut his ass down.

SPEAKER_05 38:11

What was the context? What was the context of the argument though?

SPEAKER_02 38:14

I don't know if I want to say it or not. You know what? No, I do. I don't care. We got to do an argument about mass shooters. And they said that trans people commit a majority of the mass shootings, and I'm like, you are a thousand percent wrong. It's just white men, and they're like, no, it's trans people. I'm like, trans people do maybe two percent, because you're gonna get some in that in that barrel doing it because we have so many fucking mass shootings nowadays. And they're like, I'll look it up on chat GPT. I'm like, I'm gonna shut you down right fucking now. Do not look that up on ChatGPT because you're gonna get the wrong fucking answer. And that's when they're like, Well, what am I supposed to do? Then I'm like, pull up a fucking article, and wouldn't you know it? Straight white men commit. I think it was like 63%. And oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 38:56

The total number of like confirmed trans shooters is like six or something like that. It's something ridiculously I don't even think it's double digits. I don't know if you've ever watched Kill Tony, but Tony Edgecliff, the guy who hosted a fucking douchebag. He's a fucking piece of shit. Yeah, he's a huge piece of shit. And he like uh there was this trans girl on this episode of Kill Tony, and I mean they were just horrible to her for no fucking reason at all. And he he performed at Madison Square Garden at like a Trump MAGA rally thing, too. And it one of the things he said to this girl was like, Well, shouldn't you be busy like shooting up a school or something like that? Well, I guess the point that I'm bringing home is like that is a thing that has firmly grabbed hold in the conservative spirit that people legitimately believe.

SPEAKER_02 39:47

R slash poison AI. Let's do it.

SPEAKER_05 39:50

There have been five. 0.1% of the mass shootings since 2013 have been perpetuated by transgender or non-binary people. There's one at a warehouse in 2018, a school shooting in 2019, a shooting at a gay bar in 22, a school shooting in 23, and a shooting at a church in 25. Those are the only five times it's ever happened.

SPEAKER_02 40:12

What's your woke article that you're reading from?

SPEAKER_05 40:15

Uh factcheck.org.

SPEAKER_02 40:18

Too woke. It's woke. It's not real. That's what they say all the time. Doug, you said you're gonna last because you only have the two. Matt, do you have another thing that you want to bring up?

SPEAKER_05 40:26

Okay. I'll bring

Reddit Pranks And Tianjin Explosion

SPEAKER_05 40:28

one. I got a Reddit one. So this is a funny one. I got some stuff that's not funny, but this is a funny one. 16 years ago, a man named Snail Farmer posted posted already a post on our Ask Reddit. And the title of this post is Help, Reddit turned Spanish and I can't undo it.

SPEAKER_02 40:46

Oh, I've seen this. I think we brought I think we brought it up once, but we never went into I don't think we went into details on it. I think we just brought it up.

SPEAKER_05 40:55

Okay. Is help Reddit turned Spanish and I can't undo it. Five minutes ago, my Reddit all turned Spanish. All the tabs, preferences, etc., went into preferences and I made sure that they were checked to English. They were. What's going on? I can't read Spanish, so I'm needed in need of some help here. I'm asking you because I can't find the mod help link because I can't read it. And everyone who responded to this thread responded in Spanish. And it's fantastic. There's like there's hundreds, there's thousands of responses to this guy, and everybody just like Google translated all their shit into Spanish. And he finally did figure it out, but the top response is from him, and it just says, You guys are assholes.

SPEAKER_02 41:42

When the entire community gets together just to fuck with a man, I think is there's a charm to it that I really appreciate. When no one breaks the character, uh, that's incredible.

SPEAKER_05 41:54

Somebody just said Megusta.

SPEAKER_02 41:56

Megusta?

SPEAKER_05 41:58

Okay. Fantastic. Um, since maybe we've covered that one before I bring up this one that's also fairly short, but are you guys aware of the Tianjin explosions? Okay, so the Tianjin explosions were a set of explosions in the port of Tianjin in Tianjin, China, um, in August on August 12th of 2015. So what this was was a chemical container that expl lit on fire and exploded. And so I found this in a Reddit thread that was like, what's the craziest thing you've ever video you've ever seen on Reddit? And it was a link to this person who posted a video of them watching this happen in real time. They're watching this fire, and this woman is like, are we safe? Like, and he's like, Oh, yeah, it's just uh just a gas station fire or something like that. I feel like you have to watch it because the explosion is so big.

SPEAKER_01 43:13

Oh, I've for sure seen this actually.

SPEAKER_05 43:15

I can't adequately describe what happens here.

SPEAKER_01 43:21

Yeah, this is crazy.

SPEAKER_05 43:22

It's like a new it's like a nuclear bomb going off.

SPEAKER_01 43:25

It's and they're so close. They're so fucking close.

SPEAKER_05 43:27

They're just like on this balcony in this apartment or something. But anyway, yeah, this is an insanely large explosion that is the closest thing that I can imagine to a nuclear bomb going off without just evaporating everything near it.

SPEAKER_01 43:47

This yeah, I I don't know the actual like distance they are. They're they're close, but they're obviously still kind of far away. But the size of the explosion you see go off here is so massive. Massive that it makes me wonder like how everything isn't being evaporated, right?

SPEAKER_05 44:05

Yeah, so there's a picture here. This is an aerial view of the ground after the explosion.

SPEAKER_01 44:15

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 44:16

Yeah, it's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_01 44:19

It's like a crater. Jesus Christ. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_05 44:24

Yeah. So there's a bunch of comments in this Reddit thread from people who are from China or have talked to people who were in this area. And uh reminder that the Chinese the story that you hear from the Chinese government about a lot of things is not necessarily reality because the Chinese government reported that there were 173 fatalities from this. Now you can see just by looking at this picture that the chances of only 173 people having died with a between a combination of how large this explosion and the the fall like fallout from it is and how densely populated you can see that the area it happened in is that that's probably not true. And someone in the Reddit thread said that they were talking to, I guess, a cab driver or something who was in this area at the time that this happened, and he's he actually got really mad and said that um that was a total fabrication. I actually copied the comment. So he said, as you know, Chinese people are slow to speak negatively about the government, especially to a stranger, but my driver went off, dropping F-bombs and tearing into the government for saying that there were only a few hundred injuries. He was born and raised there and said that thousands of people died.

SPEAKER_02 45:46

Yeah, I mean, look at the size of that explosion. I'm seeing it just now for the first time. It just keeps fucking going. Damn.

SPEAKER_05 45:53

Yeah, it's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_03 45:56

What was this that exploded?

SPEAKER_05 45:58

It was a chemical storage container, like a just a storage facility. Oh Jesus. Um about 800 tons of ammonium nitrate. They estimated that the explosion was about the equivalent of 256 tons of TNT.

SPEAKER_02 46:17

Well, that's sad. Doug, can you bring us back?

Gidis And The Land Of Ta

SPEAKER_01 46:22

I can certainly try. Um okay. So have you guys heard of something called the land of Ta? True. Oh, maybe a guy by the name of Gidis. I was just I was gonna do this one.

SPEAKER_04 46:44

No.

SPEAKER_01 46:45

Possibly, possibly this boy that I just put into the chat. I was gonna do this one.

SPEAKER_05 46:54

I have no idea what that is.

SPEAKER_03 46:56

A lot of people didn't didn't.

SPEAKER_02 46:58

No, that that's the fun part.

SPEAKER_01 47:00

That is the fun part. Alright, so in 2017, this is like a lost uh lost type of thing. Yeah, yeah. It's pretty fun, actually. So in 2017, a guy named Nate Fernald um posts a Twitter post that just says, What the fuck is Gidis? Um and basically they go on to say that they bought a random lot of vintage enamel pins on eBay, and one of the pins in this lot featured this strange creature that was just labeled Gidis. Um they Google searched and basically nothing showed up. Uh, there was no books, TV shows, comics, movies, games that mentioned this person Gidis. Um, and yeah, so there was just like like literally nothing. They they couldn't find anything. So a guy by the name of Dan Price replies to the tweet, and he shares what looks to be a sticker sheet uh from a company named Dennison, um, that has a uh that's labeled the land of Ta, and Gidas happens to be alongside dozens of these other random fantasy characters, right? So um this kind of suggests that Gidis belongs to some weird fantasy world IP that no one is kind of familiar with. But now we have two, we have an enamel pin and we have a sticker sheet that both feature Gitis on it, whatever the fuck squonk looking Bigfoot ass thing this is. Um, and but there's no lore, there's no story, there's no nothing that anyone can like figure out.

SPEAKER_05 48:43

It looks like it's out fuck Bigfoot.

SPEAKER_01 48:48

Yeah, yeah. So we get an uh another dinner, so actually we get another clue essentially. A person from Dennison, a former employee named Donald DeVoe, um basically reaches out and confirms that Dennison has produced this sticker sheet. Um, actually, maybe I can get a picture of the sticker sheet for you real quick. Oh, yeah, here we go. Um, so yeah, basically we get that sticker sheet and they confirm that Dennison produced it, and they believe that these were likely some original characters that were produced in-house uh sometime in like the late 1970s, but I think it's actually confirmed that the sticker sheet came out in '82. Yeah, girl. Um but I made Giddy. Basically, hell yeah, Gidas. Um basically uh people were like they were thinking that there has to be, there has to be some story, some something that can like that included all these characters, and a lot of people were saying, hey, you know, it's 1982, Star Wars is popular now. We've got Dungeons and Dragons becoming popular. Uh, a lot of random fantasy and sci-fi things were starting to make these big market trends, like He-Man, um, which these characters were kind of like similar to almost. Um, so the internet investigation really kicks off now because nobody's like, what the fuck? Like, give give me some. Yeah, like what the fuck is this, right? Um, so collectors start searching catalogs and magazines and copyright records and libraries, and there's just nothing. There's no books, comics, cartoons, there's no games, no mention of the land of Ta. And so Dennison ends up being acquired um at some point down the line, and the company no longer holds any records of like their past transactions, apparently. Like, uh, so this investigation led people uh to reach out to Denison and be like, hey, like what's up with this? And they're like, We have no, we don't know, like, we have no records of it anymore. Like, we heard we got bought out. I'm scared, I don't know what's going on. Stickers aren't the only thing, you know. So uh a person by the name of Carrie Z posts on Twitter that leads people to think that a breakthrough is happening. She claims that her father owns this fantasy book, and she posts a photo uh of the book with a little snippet that basically says uh it's got like some like little blurb that she like highlights, and but it in the blurb someone is talking to a character named Gidis, but the the character Gidis doesn't say anything, it just smiles and smiles back with his and doesn't it's silent, it just smiles, which from the picture, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 51:52

Right, right. So complex thought it's the equivalent of this world's chickens.

SPEAKER_01 52:01

So now we have this tweet from this lady claiming that the book is what this all these characters are from.

SPEAKER_02 52:08

Wasn't it like her dad's like sketchpad book or something like that? I I don't remember.

SPEAKER_01 52:14

No, it was like a full just like public book. Oh yeah. So actually I forget the name. Um, hold on a second. I don't know why I didn't write it down.

SPEAKER_03 52:27

Um There's something similar to this where it's like, oh yeah, like my dad has etches for these, he worked on it or something.

SPEAKER_01 52:38

Yeah, that's that's that's my fault. I should have wrote that. I don't know why I didn't write the name of the book down. But long story short, she shows this book, she shows the blurb, and it has the name Gitas in it. So people are like, oh shit. Get us. But the book ends up falling apart. Everybody's like, hey, we can't locate anything about the author. We can't locate the name of the book, we can't find any published record, there's no ISBN, um no library listings for this book. The book doesn't exist. Please tell us why. How do you have this book? Like, what the fuck is this, right? So um it eventually becomes regarded as a hoax, and it sends everyone back to square one. However, Carrie Z does actually finally respond. She goes, sorry, super busy, my bad. Here's a picture of the publishing page of the book. So she posts a picture of the book, and you can read all of the publishing things author name, the date, the year, whatever, all that shit. And then at the very bottom of the page, it says, This is made up, this book doesn't exist. I made this book up, it's a fiction book of my creation. Doesn't exist, like GG. So made it up, damn. Everybody's like, fuck. Fiction wild goose chase on this book that isn't real, doesn't exist, there's nothing like nothing about it. So now people are like, fuck. Is this an ARG? Like, what is this? Like, why is this happening? So cut to I think 2018 at this point, people start finding Zoltan pins in stores and thrift shops, same company, same pin, same Gita style type pin. Nobody really knows like what the fuck is going on at this rate. So fucking this this is where things get a little convoluted, all right. So these new pins start spreading throughout wherever, and people are starting to post in the Gitas like the Reddit post or r slash GitU, literally or yes, it's literally r slash Gitis, um, about these new pins that are starting to circulate. And uh we hit 2019, and uh so this podcast, Endless Thread. I don't know if you guys are familiar, I'm not very familiar with them. They do a whole investigation on Getis, and they interview a former Denison employee, actually employees, and they start tracking down uh the family of an illustrator for Dennison, uh, who goes by the name of Sam Patrucci. Patruce Petrucci? I don't know, I don't know how to say it, but um a bunch of the uh the family has a bunch of their origin of his original artwork saved in like basically some like historical preservation thing. Um he drew all of these characters, he has all the original sketches of someone named Gidis, uh, but none of his sketches gave names to anything, so they're not sure if his artwork was just like ripped off essentially, or if he actually drew these as like a uh like a freelance artist for Denison. So basically in 2019, this endless thread busts open the actual the actual real thing, and we find out that this guy drew these characters, and there was nothing more to it than the fact that he was just commissioned to draw some characters. There's that must have been a book, no story, no comic, no nothing.

SPEAKER_02 56:27

That must have been the part I was thinking of because I remember there being like a sketch drawing or something of Gidis being involved. That must have been it.

SPEAKER_01 56:35

So it's uh it's fun because we actually got an answer, and it took you know a couple years and a podcast to kind of blow it wide open, but uh there was a lot of crazy stuff that actually happened in the interim. There's um someone oh shoot. Um someone on YouTube does a really good, like full deep dive into this. I actually watched a handful of it today. Um, they do a really good job of like going through the whole investigation and like a lot more of the like Reddit posts and how people kind of got from like A to Z on this whole thing. Um for being a really almost like the ending is almost a little lackluster because you're just like, oh, why did the they found the pins the second time? Oh I'm sorry, I didn't go over that. So those Soltan pins, um fucking uh this random company just started making them and putting them in thrift shops.

SPEAKER_05 57:34

Okay. So they just stole them.

SPEAKER_01 57:35

And like they were like, they were just like, haha, April Fools.

SPEAKER_02 57:40

Boys, not to distract, but a third mower.

SPEAKER_03 57:44

Oh no. No way. It's broken in the chat. A third mower has hit the yard.

SPEAKER_01 58:08

That is wild. Anyways, um, so yeah, that's that's Edis in the land of Ta. You can actually find a lot of this. Um, so uh uh a guy by the name of Wang exclamation port exclamation exclamation mark um on YouTube does like a full deep dive of this, and then you can all yeah, exactly blow my eardrums up while you're at it. Um fucking uh and then the uh endless thread podcast does a whole thing on Gita. So um if you want to like really deep dive this shit without my like 10-minute explanation, you can you can find it there. So um yeah. Fountain footage.

SPEAKER_05 58:57

Hell yeah. That's the Gitest.

SPEAKER_02 59:00

That's the Gitest. That's the Gitest way. Hell yeah. Neito. Thanks, Gitist. All right, I got two more. They're really short, so I'm gonna run through them really, really fast here.

SPEAKER_05 59:10

I have thought that we in the past that we should do that, that we should make a bunch of merch related to the podcast and just dump it in the thrift store.

SPEAKER_02 59:18

Oh, I've had that idea too. Just like make a bunch of shirts and just donate them and see what happens.

SPEAKER_01 59:25

Would make the same amount of money we do from actually actually got them.

SPEAKER_05 59:31

Goodwill can owe us 12 cents.

SPEAKER_02 59:33

Yeah. Alrighty.

Mob Debt Post And Morbid Threads

SPEAKER_02 59:38

First, I want to start off. This is in R slash Sad Boys by a man named Bangarang. Um Bangarang! This is from 11 years ago, so about that time. Uh, but they post need $700,000. What do I do? I need it by Jan 2016, or I'm dead from the mob. What are my options though? And everyone is like, Well, why are you posting here? You gotta run out of town. There's others that say uh jump off a bridge and shoot yourself while falling. And he's he'll be able to do it. One Reddit user says he'll he'll he'll respond to these guys. Like he responded to this one that says, uh I think they'll get to me before I can make any moves. And he'll post pictures, like Emger links of pictures of like like groups of dudes like outside his house or like like near his vicinity or something, and he quotes he he claims that these are the mobsters that are following him. Um and he everyone that comments in this, he responds back and he's like, No, but like they're following me. What do I do? How do I get this money? Um bangarang has not posted since, so maybe not so good for bangarang. Uh the mob guy. He did, he did. He owes 700k to the mob. Yeah, I guess. Um yeah, R.I.P. bangarang. Uh maybe does DJ for him and they'll let you go. Who knows? The last one I want to talk about. Uh I have a little comment I want to pull up too because it's like a synopsis. Hang on, hang on, hang on. There it is. So last one I want to talk about is in R slash morbid questions. We love a good morbid questions here. And uh this is has now since been can't uh been removed, but it's from worthless319. And his post is what are some ways I could sever the stump of my penis? Now it's been deleted, so like the cylinder must remain unharmed. It's been deleted since. So the meat and potatoes is kind of gone, but someone has posted a synopsis of what happened.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:42

His meat and potatoes is gone.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:45

Schmeet, his schmann schmeat. Oh, oh, just wait. So this is a synopsis of what happened. This this person um commented in another uh subreddit talking about it, and basically he was like, I was there for this whole thing, this is how it went down. So basically, oh there the the the red the the thread that this was about was like whatever happened to worthless 319, and he comments and he says worthless 319 is definitely dead. He sacrificed himself to save us guys. Maybe it worked. He had a religious experience on LSD and DMT where God basically told him that unless he cuts his penis and balls off and blood to death, that Trump and North Korea will cause the end times. He cooked and ate his penis after. I don't know where that came from, but he shot through it with a revolver to detach it. He was bleeding for 18 hours and it was slowing down and becoming clear he wasn't going to die. So he called an ambulance and failed his mission. He got some psych help there, obviously, but he was right back at it again, asking religious subs how to suffer through so much pain for God as he wanted to remove the last of his penis stump, convinced it would finally kill him and save humanity. Eventually, he told some people through PMs that he made friends uh that he had made friends with other believers and would be traveling cross-country. He lived in Florida. No surprise there, uh, to somewhere in the woods for them to help give him the strength to die by penis stump removal. Then he came on saying, God told him it was better to do it alone, and he set a date for an upcoming Saturday. It's been like five months since he posted. Yeah, this is actually this is from like this year, by the way. Um, it's been five months, or I'm sorry, not this year. Um this is like uh this is like an anniversary of this. This happened like 10 years ago, but this was like an anniversary post or some shit. Uh it's been five months since he posted anything uh when leading up to then he basically spamming in religious subs. He posts so much it seems unbelievable. There's definitely some crazy people out there. If you go on his uh if you go on his profile, he uploaded pictures of his penis after the fact. Oh yeah. Um he uploaded pictures of his penis after the fact it definitely appears real by all accounts. I don't know how the stump removal would kill him. As others pointed out, uh, there would now be a lot more scar tissue and reduced blood flow, so even less likely to bleed out. However, the fact he wanted to still meet up with other people in the woods makes me think they finished him. The worthless has not posted since, and the only thing you could find in this original post from Worthless is him, it is like the comments section and him messaging. Um, one person says, Holy shit, are you serious? And he comments back, yes, I shot it four times with a revolver, cooked it on the stove, and then ate it right after. How many times did he shoot it? Four times with a revolver. Bang, bang, bang, bang.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:49

Pretty sure that's mashed potates.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:54

Triple kick.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:56

I don't like any of that.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:58

Um, so yeah, my man chopped off his penis, ate it, and he shot died. Shot off his penis, yes, shot off his penis. Someone did say he should shove a firecracker in the stump and let the dude, no.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:12

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:14

So yeah, uh, who knows how real this is, but uh he the uh original post was shut down because he was sending those images, and the mod in there said um has the comment about how it was shut down because of the graphic imagery he was sending and also the um uh uses of suicide. So good shit, dude. Good good shit. Um good ship, yeah. Anyway, Matt, you got anything else?

SPEAKER_05 1:05:45

I mean, I got a whole document full of stuff, honestly.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:47

None of it's I have a couple more, but I figured we were getting up there on time, so I was I was gonna call it there.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:53

Yeah. I will uh so this one's short. This one's bad. This one's awful, but it has a slightly humorous. Conclusion. So maybe we can end with that.

Recognizing A Body And Hat Store

SPEAKER_02 1:06:03

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:04

Um, so I this was similarly in a Reddit thread that I found that was like, what's the most insane or fucked up shit you've ever seen on Reddit? And there's a person by the name of the Fab Hatter who posted Hell yeah. I found out my cousin was tortured to death on Reddit. I saw his body posted on some world news type of subreddit thing accidentally. I had never met him, but he looked like a clone of my dad, which gave me pause because I know that our family resemblance is pretty strong due to our marriage practices. Anyway, I realized from the name and asking around that yeah, my initial concern was right. He was definitely my cousin. Never got to know him, but he seemed like a good one. He died as a consequence of standing up for the right thing. That's never explained. But there are several comments.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:47

Cousin love.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:48

There are several comments that are like, marriage practices, what? This is the next one says, okay, I think you need to explain the marriage practices thing because it sounds like there's some Habsburg shit going on. And then the last one says, Ah, yeah, I remember this one. Happened in Alabama, roll tide, brother. But he he does reply and say, That's big uh my family only married into other noble or minor minor royal families. There's a lot more of them than you would think. I'm not rich or famous or anything. My only inheritance is horrific health issues, which I assume is from all the inbreeding. But here's the levity in the situation. The the name, the Fab Hatter, got me interested. And also the nobility thing got me interested. So I went to this person's profile and discovered that they are proudly the owner of www.fabhatters.com, which is a website for a store in Los Angeles, California that specializes in weird hats.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:49

Hell yeah. Link it.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:51

All sorts of weird hats.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:54

Fucking weird hat, brother.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:56

Fab hatter. You know what? Oh, you can't say that. I'll allow the incest if the hats are okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:02

Yeah. There's one that's like just a banana, like a cornucopia of bananas.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:09

We'd love to see nanas in public.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:11

Speaking of bananas, can I show you something real quick?

SPEAKER_05 1:08:14

Is it the shitting diarrhea virus?

SPEAKER_03 1:08:17

Has that affected bananas as well? Edware. So he's I got a comic. He's got ties too. Oh. What is that? Banana number one. Banana number one.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:37

I don't know. I don't know what it's about, but I saw it and I was like, I must have it. You own it now. Look at his face. Banana.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:44

Car stuff, Matthew. Car stuff. Well, everybody, thank you for joining us on this. Um appreciate you. Have a nice night. And uh go go on Fab Hatter, FabHatters.com and buy yourself a fun hat. Um Doug, do you have anything to say for? Or a tie shaped like a lobster.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:06

That too. No. Thanks for you know letting me take the time off to do my thing. So pre preach Moody. Appreciate all.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:20

Go fuck yourself. There it is. Bye. Go fuck yourself.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:31

Oh, speaking of, I'm gonna get it out of the way now, too.