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DLUTI 252 - Hydra Theory
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SawCon Cold Open And Bits
SPEAKER_06Hello yeah, hello everyone. Welcome to the show. Welcome to SawCon. Doug, Doug, do you like being here? Do you like being at SawCon?
SPEAKER_02I don't want to be here anymore. Doug, do you like SawCon? No.
SPEAKER_06How about you, Matt? Do you like SawCon?
SPEAKER_01What's Sawcon?
SPEAKER_06Sawcon these nuts.
SPEAKER_05It would have been way funny if you're like, yeah, so it's this convention that uh everybody goes to for the Saw movies.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. I've never seen the Saw movies because I can't do gore and I don't like torture porn like that. But I've seen one bit of those movies that makes me laugh really hard. It's what's his name? Who's the main villain man?
SPEAKER_01Chigsaw.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, but what's his real name?
SPEAKER_01Chigsaw.
SPEAKER_06You're talking about the puppet or the guy? No, the guy. Oh. I don't know. I'll just I'll just call him John. I don't know. Yeah, it's just John. It might be John. I think it is John. Yeah. There's a bit where it like shows a flashback to him, and it's like, oh, 15 years ago. And it's him youngest. He's got the hat on backwards. Yeah. Just a 60-year-old dude, like, I remember when I was 25 years old. It's just crazy work. Actually, fucking funny. Um, yeah, welcome to all the internet, everybody. John Kramer. It is John. Hell yeah. Horror podcast on SawCon. Um, it's pretty great. Um, I want to go ahead and do a little bit of uh diluty. Housekeeping to start things off. Uh, first and foremost, I want to shout out to uh one of our new patrons. Uh, they are sensitive artist. Shouts out to sensitive artist. As Spider-Man once said, be gay, do crime, kill your parents. You know, let's just punch Nazis in Minneapolis. Hell yeah, brother. You love to fucking see that shit, bro. I just be seeing there's a video of that where it's like him getting arrested. He pops out and they play the Spider-Man song. He's like, doo doo doo doo doo doo. I'm like, hell yeah, this fucks.
SPEAKER_05They should have dubbed it with the say that hero can save us.
SPEAKER_06You can go viral right now if you do that, man. Oh, that would have been great to talk about on this month on the internet. Too bad we're not doing that this month. We already did it. Too bad the internet's not real. Yeah, it's not real. It's all body. Anyway. Uh that concludes. Thank you. Anyway, that concludes a little bit of housekeeping.
SPEAKER_01Shouts out to Jennifer and your body.
SPEAKER_06Uh, I also wanted to say real quick, R.I.P. to Dolly Parton, my guy.
SPEAKER_01That was gonna be my exit for the fucking episode. Now I gotta find something else.
SPEAKER_06Okay, quick, talk about how we're importing Argentinian beef from Nazis in Argentina.
SPEAKER_05Okay, okay, yeah, we'll do it.
SPEAKER_06There you go.
SPEAKER_05We're gonna talk about all the dead horses.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, talk about the dead
Housekeeping And Patron Shoutout
SPEAKER_06glue. We're making glue again, boys. Make America sticky tricky again. Bouncing. Or booming. Bouncing. I don't know. It's boobing. Make America sticky again.
SPEAKER_05Um so truth.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. So uh yeah. We're we're in a that that clues how's keeping on to the episode. Boys, we are in a shitstorm of a time in in in the world right now. Just an absolute shit storm. We have we're wrangling up horses, you know, we're we're we're bringing in weird beef from a not so great place, but it's just a shit storm. Imagine here, bird scooter. Shit storm. Bird scooter. You know about another storm that that's pretty damn bad are tornadoes and storms. And we're talking about a little ditty named Hydra Theory about a man who follows us. He's a he's a regular, he's a regular Bill Paxton walking around following tornadoes. Yeah, yeah, I guess well, not not kind of there is, kind of there
Hydra Theory Setup And The Green Glow
SPEAKER_06is, but uh we're following around Bill Paxton in this this analog horror called Hydra Theory. And uh I know what you're all thinking. Another analog horror? Yes, but uh I don't know.
SPEAKER_01I remember there was an episode about a year ago where we said we're gonna stop doing analog horrors.
SPEAKER_05And proceeded to do them for a year straight. I lied.
SPEAKER_01I might lied. And somebody commented on it, and they were like, I'm so glad you're just gonna stop doing analog horrors. That person's probably not around anymore.
SPEAKER_06You're all just gonna have to put up with it, I guess. I don't know. Um, but we're gonna talk about hydro theory today, and uh, it's a little bit on uh YouTube. Go to YouTube, you can find it on there. Uh it's literally the channel's just called Hydro Theory. And uh where do we where do we start with this one, boys? Where do we start?
SPEAKER_01We start at a video titled 2005 Twin Tornado Incident. 2005 Twin Tornado Incident. So this this like we said, this is a fucking analog horror, and it starts out in this is a period piece again. Last week we were in 2004, this week we're in 2005, May 6th.
SPEAKER_06They do the same fucking thing, not to spoil too much, but there's a bit with flashlights, they're using the same fucking widespread flashlight LED flashlights that the guys did in the last one. I know what flashlights they're using, I have one, and they didn't have those in 2005. I'm a flashlight connoisseur. I don't know if I've ever told you boys this, but I am a flashlight connoisseur. Stupid thing to be worked up about. I love flashlights. If if I could, I would collect flashlights as a hobby. Um, and I can, but I don't want to be judged because that's a really lame thing to have as a hobby. I collect flashlight. Um, this is my 13th reason, Mike. Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_01What was what was the the mega flashlight thing that you saw the commercial for? Oh, O light. O light, yeah.
SPEAKER_06Olight, yeah. And there's this little kid and he's like, Dad, we lost the ball. He's like, I need an Olight now. Now I think I've sent that to you. I'll send it to you again if you want to pepper it in here for the folks at home to see. You don't gotta, but if you do, here it is. Just like a really quick of a guy going, Oh, you're already shaking your head no.
SPEAKER_01Well, you know what this video has that last week's video didn't have?
SPEAKER_02What's that?
SPEAKER_01Windows Movie Maker. Anyway, we start out in Mays in May 6, 2005, and we're in Norman, Oklahoma. Norman okay, if you will, but Norman not okay, because Norman be stormin'. So we see we see a really grainy pixelated footage of someone staring out their bedroom window, and it'd be all sorts of fucked up outside. It's lightning and in and in, and there's storm clouds rolling in, and then there's a nader, a tornader. It's boy, it's just it's fucking everything up. And this guy like runs outside of his house, and he starts looking at this gigantic tornado, and he's like, Oh, that's not good. So he runs to the basement, which is what you're supposed to do when there's a tornado. And while he's in the basement, the lights start flickering and shit, and you hear this horrible sound, and then the tornado hits.
SPEAKER_06And this guy they do sound creepy, like they did kind of capture what a tornado sounds like pretty good. It's like it's exactly like that. Exactly like that. Oh my god, I thought my family was gonna come down the stairs just now because I thought that was such a real tornado, Matthew.
SPEAKER_01Thank you.
SPEAKER_06Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Anyway, so this guy gets sucked into the tornado, we assume. And what we see is what I can only describe sucking people out here. We're just sucking people in Norman, Oklahoma.
SPEAKER_05I gotta move.
SPEAKER_01Gotta move. Gotta move. That's why it's all okay. Um anyway, we see what I can only describe as a Windows Media Player visualization. It's like it's like black and green swirly things. But remember the green, because the greens was important here. Remember green. Remember the green. Anyway, so that ends, and then we are shown some information that tells us that between May 3rd and May 8th of 2005, 28 tornado incidents were reported across Oklahoma, ranging from F1s to F4s. The most not okay, in fact, because Illinois, am I right? In total, not very cash money of the cash money. In total, there were over 70 lives lost, and there were injuries numbering in the hundreds. This incident has been called.
SPEAKER_05Hundreds of people got sucked.
SPEAKER_01They got super sucked, super duper sucked, hydra sucked. Anyway, this particular incident has been known as the 2005 glowing tornado outbreak. Now, glowing, you say. Glowing glowing. Um two arms. Yeah, well, there's two tornadoes. Two tornadoes. That happens later.
SPEAKER_03But US soil?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Anyway. Next, we're we get a fucking 2005 ass intro to that says Hydra Theory.net. So this is like um like when everybody used to make fucking anime clips back in the day and shit and throw them up on YouTube and they added their 30-second bullshit intro to everything, like big fat cock productions or whatever. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_06Naruto versus Gara AMV. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Here's Lincoln Park now.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. Anyway, we get that, and then we find out that whoever's behind this Hydra Theory thing, it his name's Hunter Graves.
SPEAKER_03So sick.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, so so we we find out that um anyway, basically somebody is re-uploading shit from Hydra Theory.net that is not Hunter, but um it gets a little bit confusing because some of the text that's in the videos is Hunter putting information in the videos, and some of the text is the person who's re-uploading the videos, adding context. So, but anyway, so this section of the video says this is Hunter Graves footage from Hydro Theory.net. The footage that you just saw was from an anonymous source in Norman. Apparently they were struck head on by an F4 tornado on May 6th. Thankfully, the family survived despite incredible property damage.
SPEAKER_03Then we are shown a radar. Dun dun dun. Um whoa. Yeah. Anyway, so radar, how do you know or am I right, boys?
SPEAKER_05Female meteorologists, am I right?
SPEAKER_01Female meteorologist. Shouts out to Jennifer.
SPEAKER_06No, Gloria.
SPEAKER_01Meteorologist Jennifer.
2005 Twin Tornado Incident Breakdown
SPEAKER_01Gloria?
SPEAKER_06Who's the the fourth wall? Is it Gloria? Shouts out to Gloria.
SPEAKER_01We respect women on this podcast. Anyway, we're what's that bitch's name?
SPEAKER_03Anyway, that broad.
SPEAKER_01Um there's a couple things that happen here. So basically, Hunter looks at the footage of these tornadoes and notices that there's this green glow in them. So, what's he do? He fucking goes to his university's weather lab and uses some software to create some simulation of the conditions during the the tornado outbreak. And wouldn't you know it? Impossible.
SPEAKER_03Impossible.
SPEAKER_01Can't happen.
SPEAKER_03Impossible. Can't happen.
SPEAKER_01Can't happen. It says there's got to be some sort of X factor going on.
SPEAKER_03Um also heads. Two of them. Two headsy. Yeah. Kind of like a hydra.
SPEAKER_01Two heads. Two heads. So that's why it's called the Hydra theory. Because there's two heads of a snake, like a Hydra. And that is called the phenomenon. And then, and then, yeah. So anyway, we're moving on to the twin tornado incident. Through all this, Hunter's like, Well, I gotta figure out what the fuck's going on here. So he decides he's going up to Sterling, Oklahoma, Oklahoma to chase Oklahoma. Sterling, Oklahoma, and he's gonna chase a system from the Northwest. So we get some footage. Hunter, and he's driving in his fucking car. Here's the thing I'll go ahead and say right off the bat. Some of this shit just way too way longer than it needs to be. We are five and a half minutes into this, and not a lot has happened, other than somebody got tornadoed. A lot of it is spent just sitting on like Windows movie maker text screens explaining things and what's happening. Anyway, we ride.
SPEAKER_05Oh, they don't have it on this. I was gonna say pro tip. Just look at the time bar and see where the spikes are.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. You can skip through quite quite a bit of this and still get a pretty good idea of what's going on. Anyway, so Hunter rocks up to um this empty field, and at 6 21 p.m. there's an emergency alert that plays over the local radio. And wouldn't you know it, as Hunter's sitting there, a tornado slams down into the ground, and then the two tornadoes shows up. Okay, it shows up right behind him, and he turns around and it's like BAM, there's another fucking tornado. And then you see the the tornadoes are growing glowing green, and then apparently he gets super sucked because you see the same Windows movie or Windows Media Player-ish like vortex that he gets sucked through. And then after that, more footage of tornadoes.
SPEAKER_06Hell yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_01And uh then we see some destruction, like the the aftermath of the tornadoes. It's fucked everything up, man. It's it tornadoed it for sure. For sure, for sure. But anyway, this is called known as the twin tornado incident. Um, and we learned that uh the May 8th twin tornado incident left 30 people with major injuries, 76 people with minor injuries, and the cause of the green lights observed within the tornado funnels themselves remains unknown. To believe. So summon all that up, tornado, Oklahoma, glowed green. This dude named Hunter Graves is like, gotta know more about this, and then he makes a website, and then he posts on the website his simulation that shows that this is shouldn't be happening. And then he goes to a tornado, and there's two tornadoes, and they glow green, and we don't know why.
SPEAKER_05Can I just say that there's a comment on that video that says, Wow, the use of twisters in horror movies is never utilized, and it's so cool to see this happening.
SPEAKER_01Twister. There's two of them now.
SPEAKER_05Twister, tornado, twister nature's fury, night of the twisters, terror continues, cat NATO, Sharknado 3 NATO, Sharknado NATO, Fire NATO, fucking storm cell. I can keep going. Uh, there's so many. So invalidated.
SPEAKER_06Although I will say, like, we'll get into how we feel about this later on, but so far I do kind of like the concept of like an analog horror based around like tornadoes or like bad weather things. It's we have not seen anything like that yet. I I'll give him hats off so far for some form of creativity and thinking outside the box with an analog horror. We haven't seen the speed.
SPEAKER_01There's the one with hurricanes, uh um even tide.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that doesn't count.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_06You're right. Okay. You're right. But you are right, yeah. Like that, just like natural, you know, storms and stuff like that. You don't see that too often in the analog horror genre. So that's at least they're not doing another like Bible thing. You know what I mean? Like right.
SPEAKER_01Another like demon.
SPEAKER_06This demon is haunting a demoning, uh demoning a chucky cheese. I don't know. Like, ooh. You know what I you know we don't see.
SPEAKER_01I was about to say, let's use it for fuel, but spoiler alert.
2004 Backroads Footage And The Call
SPEAKER_03Anyway.
SPEAKER_02What were you gonna say, Douglas? I said, you know what, Trope we don't see enough? Demon tikis.
SPEAKER_06So this takes place July 28th, 2004. Okay, so we're in 2004 now, not 2005. And this is apparently back in time. I know this is you can only go forward in time, but then again, time is a construct of human perception, so who just to say? Um, so this is apparently unpublished footage from the Hydra Theory website, and it was captured by Hunter Graves and near Duncan, Oklahoma. More like fun published, am I right? Oh shit, dude. So we open on two brothers and they're they're just cruising like the farmland, like you know, like backroads and shit. It is Marco and Hunter. Uh we're having I I put this into my I put this into my notes specifically. Did you guys watch this video at all? No, I've never seen this first time. Okay, awesome. So I put this in my notes specifically because it made me laugh a lot. These two are having a normal conversation that normal people have normally, and what I mean by that is the acting could not be better.
SPEAKER_01Could not be better.
SPEAKER_06Pretty great. Um, Hunter wants to go to school for media meteorology, and he talks about how he's gonna miss the country life. He at he asks Marco, how's mom doing? To which Marco replies, she's fine, just getting old. And what I mean by great acting, I mean it's terrible. I'm sorry, terrible acting. These two are supposed to be brothers. There's no chemistry here. They're like the acting, I kid you not, the acting is the same acting that porn pornos have. It's that kind of acting.
SPEAKER_01Maybe they're estranged. And recently.
SPEAKER_06You don't, I mean, they don't bring that up, so I'm gonna believe not.
SPEAKER_01Well, he doesn't know how mom's doing.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it's 2004.
SPEAKER_01They don't have phones in 2004.
SPEAKER_06He didn't have that end gauge yet.
SPEAKER_01But he uh hit her up on a singular wireless, yeah.
SPEAKER_06The alt tell. Oh, you think he's got a fucking sidekick, dude? Maybe. Mom's not in my top five, so like calls aren't free. But he's uh he's like oh yeah, that's it.
SPEAKER_01He can only call in the evening since she's already asleep.
SPEAKER_06Past nine o'clock, and it's like mom's already out.
SPEAKER_05What about free? Isn't it free minutes after seven or something?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, too late. Who knows? But um, yeah, there's something that the youth don't understand.
SPEAKER_01Um you used to have to pay for minutes.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, you used to pay for minutes. You used to wait until like after 5 p.m. or something to make your calls because that's when it was free.
SPEAKER_01Text messages between text messages if you weren't on the same carrier, also used to be like 25 cents a pop.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, miserable.
SPEAKER_01I had girls that wouldn't text me because I had Verizon and they had ATT.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that's the only reason. Yeah, that's why.
SPEAKER_01I had girls that said I had girls that use that as an excuse.
SPEAKER_05We just both like immediately with the dog.
SPEAKER_01Just fucking bodied me. God damn. All right. Jesus.
SPEAKER_02Zero hesitation. Oh damn. Oh, anyway. I can't read my notes now.
SPEAKER_06But they're having conversations so wildly he's just like, Yeah, uh I'm gonna I'm gonna miss it out here. And Marcos is like, Yeah. And he's like, So how how is mom doing? Do you talk to her? And Marcos is like, Yeah, she's fine. Getting old though, and I'm like Man, y'all need to do better on this shit.
SPEAKER_05This is fucking doing an old, though.
SPEAKER_06Awful. So anyway, they were pulled over on like the side of the road talking, like just staring at a fucking cornfield, just having this really bad conversation. Uh, and so they decide they're gonna leave their spot uh on the side of the road, and they mention that they're gonna go back to Marco's place to hang out. That's when Marco gets a call. He picks up the phone and he's he panics a bit because we get and and you see why we get a transcript of the call. And the transcript, we get the recording and it says, They're coming for you, you need to run. And then it gets disconnected. Marco tries to call in the number back, but no one answers. Marco, Marco, frazzled, says that it was dad. And the best acting happens here where they try to explain that dad's been gone for two years, so it must have been a prank call. But Marco swears it was him. And who was phone? But who was phone? But straight up, straight up, the hunter guy's just like dad, dad? No way, man. That can't dad's been gone for two years, bro. That can't be dad. It can't be. Must be like a friend pranking you or something, man. And I'm like, yeah, that's what friends do. They pretend to be your your absentee father. Cool prank, bro. You got me. Really bringing up that childhood. Really bringing up that trauma. You got me.
SPEAKER_01Um also, I'm pretty sure they're inside a F250 Super Duty, and I'm pretty sure this is like a 2008 or later model because of the you said duty. Duty. Because the uh yeah, the center console is definitely not of the air.
SPEAKER_06Took me right out. I took one look at that that super duty and took me right out. Zero out of ten didn't get the it was the flashlight for me, though.
SPEAKER_01So they got they got the car era correct in last week's they got the shorts wrong last week, but they got the car correct.
SPEAKER_06They did. But Doug is right with the flashlight. Matt, play the O-Light uh commercial again for my recording ascension. O-Light. He's not doing it. I know he's not doing it.
SPEAKER_00He's gonna play like so.
SPEAKER_06They head back to Marco's house when a tornado alert uh comes onto the like TV or the radio, and it's I'm hanging outside of Marco's house, and Marcus's like, I'm gonna go inside real quick and blast a dookie or whatever he's gonna do. So he goes in there and he comes out, he's like, Bro, like they're saying a tornado's coming, so like we gotta go or something, which is really odd because it's a really super sunny day out, like no clouds or nothing, just beautiful out. And he's like, What are you sure? Is it coming our way? And he's like, Yeah, man. So they get inside, and as they get inside, we see that it is like pitch black outside now. And Hunter goes outside to investigate, and he's using that flashlight that's totally from 2004. And while outside, you can hear the window.
SPEAKER_01Somebody who's like real up on their flashlight science game just absolutely bodies you in the comments.
SPEAKER_06Oh, I wish they would try. I wish you would, like a kitchen cabinet. I wish you would.
SPEAKER_01I dare you. I don't know enough about flashlight tech to know if you're right about this or not.
SPEAKER_06I do. I fucking love flashlights. Okay. All right. That's my tism. That's what I got. Trains? Fuck them. Flashlights. That's where it's at. Do you know why a flashlight is called a flashlight? Do you know why a flashlight's called a flashlight? Because when we fucking invented them in World War I, that's literally what they did. They flashed. They couldn't keep a steady beam because the fucking ball got too hot and it would explode. So it had to flash, and they used it for fucking Morse code and shit. And then we discovered to just use the light bulb properly, and then we had flashlights that worked.
SPEAKER_05You have to fill it in.
SPEAKER_06Fill it with fluorescent bulbs. Anyway, uh uh, so uh while outside, you hear the wind picking up, followed by the sirens that start going off. Hunter looks up and he sees green flashing lights in this like giant storm cloud. So he runs back inside, checks, uh, he runs back outside, and he goes to look out the window, and that's when we see this gigantic tornado with these glowing green orbs inside of it. There's like three orbs, I think, inside of it. And then there's like these like tentacle-like tornado appendages coming off it, kind of like what Matt said before, how it had like the two heads. This one has like three like offshoots coming off of it. Um so casually we make our way down to the storm cellar. Because after you see glowing lights and a uh tornado that's like spawning other tornadoes from it, obviously you take your time to just meander down to the cellar. So our boys get down to the cellar, uh get downstairs, they tie their belts around a pipe twister style, and uh the tornado rips the house apart. And as the house rips apart, Hunter looks up with the camera for us to see the inside of the twister. But we see something a whittle odd. There's a bright green light that surrounds the inside of the tornado, along with some weird, like starship or starfish looking thing with like red eyes inside it. I don't I don't really know how to describe this, but it's like rotating around, and I kind of look at the this is the Cobra starship. This true, true.
SPEAKER_05He did write the song about this.
SPEAKER_06Snakes on a plane, toward snakes, hydras, it's the same thing.
SPEAKER_01And Norman, Oklahoma is at war.
SPEAKER_03Designer clouds.
SPEAKER_06Alrighty for it. Anyways. Y'all listened to Family Force 5 lately as well, while we're on the topic.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I played Family Force 5 in a bar the other day, actually, because somebody uh Amanda played um Electric Callboy.
SPEAKER_04Oh Amanda, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Amanda played Electric Callboy, and somebody like three spots down on the bar from me was talking to the bartender and he was like, Is this Family Force Five? And I was like, No, but it's about to be.
SPEAKER_06I have an emergency on the touch tunes. Let's see here. So weird Starfish inside a tornado with red eyes glowing green, it's freaky. Um, we see this like rune looking shape pop up for like a split second, and then it goes black, which I don't want to spoil anyone if anyone took notes on or whatever, but you do see this rune in other episodes or videos as well. Um but we see it for a split second, then it just cuts to black. All we can hear is a tornado's destruction. Uh after it uh after a few seconds, the camera boots back up to what I assume is like miles away from the house, and Hunter's body is twitching on the side of the road. Um we hear uh sirens blaring, and there's this weird like floating object that you can see in the distance in the sky. I can't really tell what it is. Um but you see you hear sirens blaring, and you hear that Marco's body has not been found. A year later, in May of 2005, Hunter uploads videos to his website. We get the uh that classic hydra theory intro that you hear on most of these videos now, which is I I do enjoy. It's a very 2005 like intro for Hydra Theory.net. It's pretty great. Um, and Hunter tells us about a string of tornadoes with glowing lights in them. Uh the footage then cuts, and we get text that tells us that a lot of the footage from the site uh the website has been corrupted. It seems that there is an effort to erase the footage previously. Uh, we then see a quote unquote hidden video that takes place uh from August of 2024, and it's Hunter watching TV. Uh a commercial for Cerapex Web Solutions comes on, and uh it seems he's watching this like documentary on tornadoes. We learn of the quote-unquote primordial maelstrom, a tornado that hit Duncan, Oklahoma at 3 13 p.m. on July 28th, 2004, killing 710 people. That is presumed the tornado that we just saw the footage of. Cyclone Shell, a uh meteorol, a meteorological
Primordial Maelstrom And The 2024 Clip
SPEAKER_06company, is investigating the tornado and researching it. The TV goes out and we hear these like footsteps uh coming down the hall. And and this has been like Hunter watching TV like in his bedroom, like on his bed or something. And we hear these footsteps like just making their way over to like Hunter. Then you hear this weird, like demented voice. It kind of sounds like a like a very low, grumbling kind of voice, and the door opens, and you see this like the shadow on the wall of these like tentacle tendril-esque things, just like Hunter freaks out and the camera shuts off. We get text on the screen that says that Hunter has never mentioned this event while speaking with uh uh while speaking with whoever's running the uh the website currently. And uh we get this tag for this, I'm assuming other company or like maybe like the username for whoever's running the site now, uh, for something called export.
SPEAKER_03And that's where we kind of leave off. Whoa. Wow.
SPEAKER_05He's doing exports.
SPEAKER_06Whoa, he's doing exports, dude. I have a video game for the PlayStation One about exports, and it's super fucking fun.
SPEAKER_05More like sex sports. Uh got him hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah, bro. Yeah, that is that way. Um, all right, cool. Bet, dope. Moving on, dude, bet. What was it? Fucking good, okay, b uh fuck.
SPEAKER_06Well the fucking from the email. You were like, Oh, it was like great good bad or something. Yeah. No, it was like great good boo or something. Oh yeah, yeah, great good boo.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it was it was it was bad, good, great boo or something.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah. I'll find it and let you know.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_05Uh we all anyways. So we get to in the order that is chronological, as far as I know. Episode three called Inside Solenoid. Um and this is one of the shortest videos as it is only three minutes. Ghost voice for the love of god play. Um, anyways, so we see uh some info. It says data set info, date 11, 14, 2005, server designation, serifix main internal file path, main base internal data info awesome.
SPEAKER_01Nice those are tech words. Nice boot.
SPEAKER_05Those are tech words, except for cerafics. Serifix is like a weird biblical term for like flaming angels. Um, so keep that in mind, I suppose.
SPEAKER_01Angels.
SPEAKER_05Notes file discovered on an internal server system found to be internal training use, no firewall attached. Thanks for that fucking info. Fucking so we get a fuck, uh a type Z3 solenoid com generator, and it's basically showing us what is inside of a solenoid generator and like what the pieces are. And I'm not going to bore you with this gobbledygook of uh words that are on the screen right now, but um one word I want you to remember is pleuromic. Um, so I will address that at another point in time. But um basically, we're getting a bunch of uh sacred geometry, if you're familiar with that. Uh it's you know, like lots of circles interconnecting and squares and stuff like that.
SPEAKER_01Sounds like that shit that we did like four episodes on.
SPEAKER_05Oh yeah. Well, uh don't remember that. Like the the fucking yeah, I I know exactly the spiritual fucking weird people shit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't remember what it was called though anymore. Yeah, we were into it for a minute there. I don't I don't remember either. But anyway, so we're seeing 3D generated yeah, right, um, stuff, and it's just like a 3D generated image of this solenoid, right? So um we get a lot of words again that I'm not gonna bore you guys with because I don't know what they mean. You probably don't know what they mean, and that's fine. So we cut to the screen that says protoplaroma extract process, and what we start to see is like a hand, essentially, like the back side of a hand, well, not this side of a hand, um, and it's like twitching, and there it looks like what maybe cuts on it. Um I don't know, it's a human potentially. I don't know, but uh basically once we see that it cuts to another uh screen that says runic, and there's a number that's going up, and then we see some more sacred geometry. Um, we're seeing some this is what I was talking about in my two, where I mentioned the rune.
SPEAKER_06You this is that same rune, yeah.
SPEAKER_05It's you actually see that exact image that was inside of the tornado from the last video on this screen, yeah. Um, and then there's some words on this screen, and it what looks like some maybe other languages. I'm not on a thousand percent, but one says for sure victory, um, and it looks like they're all interconnecting into some like different sections that doesn't really mean anything to us right now. But uh we then cut to a screen called trauma response, and we see like a face that is sort of human in nature, but not quite, and it is it is looking rough, it is beat to fuck. Um, and they have like I want to say like a weird like joker smile, but I I really don't know what's going on with their mouth. It's it's kind of hard to tell. Um, but you get a short clip of that, and then we get back to uh another screen of called Proto Fluid. Um, and it's just some like squiggly green gobbledygook on the screen. We don't really get any information while this is happening, by the way. Like you're just seeing these little clips, and then we switch back to another runic screen where the the um the uh the number's still going up, and it says base rune analysis. Um, there's probably a large picture here that I probably could have found maybe, but it looks like there's some sort of like you guys know like that like image of like the chakras, yeah, where it's like all the circles, and then there's like a bunch of like lines that like kind of come off of it and are connecting. It almost looks like that. Um, but again, I don't know what some of this language is, and that's fine. Um then we get to uh another pleroma extraction and a trauma response cameras, they're kind of going back and forth, and we just see this thing glitching and screaming and twitching. Then we get a bunch of glitches, and then we get to another screen that says pleuromic tissue synthesis. Um, and we actually see a drop down, what I would assume is like us looking through like a microscope of some sort into some sort of liquid. Uh, this says cell MXC on the screen.
SPEAKER_06Um, and again, most extreme elimination challenge.
SPEAKER_05Oh um, but yeah, again, you don't really get much information, you just keep seeing the words protopleroma um and all that stuff, and then you actually see them building the solenoid, uh, which is just like some sparks happening, and then it says notes Cerapix Solenoid COM system is a patent pending uh account uh to the U.S. patent and trademark office description to increase wireless communication speed and efficiency. Protopleroma and pleuromic tissue were also mentioned frequently, perhaps classified meta materials. So hold on, let me pull this up. I don't know. Ploma, I don't I know. Um, pleroma is a Greek word that means fullness or completion, and is typically used to describe divine completeness, an undivided physical or psychological state or decentralized social network. So, in terms of like uh I guess religion, it's like a spiritual fullness uh with God. So, what we can take away from this in this video is that they are currently working with the government to make biblically fast internet speeds with something that we don't know what it is. They are literally they're literally fucking with the divine for faster fucking internet right now. Uh, as far as we can assume.
SPEAKER_01I get it, bro. I can't you imagine all the stuff that you could torrent on
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SPEAKER_01this connection?
SPEAKER_05How many shit I could fucking steal, dude?
SPEAKER_01Um you wouldn't steal a tornado. You wouldn't steal a Jesus.
SPEAKER_05You wouldn't download a God. Um so yeah, that is it for that video. Uh actually, I'm no yeah, that's that's it on that video.
SPEAKER_03Wow!
SPEAKER_02Wowee!
SPEAKER_01All right, so now we're going back to fuck all that shit. We're going back to the tornadoes, boy.
SPEAKER_06All right, get God out of here, tornadoes.
SPEAKER_01All right, all right, all right. We're rocking up on the Texas super outbreak, y'all. So we get an export splash screen, and then uh we are told that the following video was uploaded to hydro theory.net in late June of 2005. We get our whole fucking intro thingy again, and then um yeah, our Hydro Theory splash screen. Then we get unregistered unregistered hypercam 2, bro. Unregistered hypercam 2 footage of our radar screen. And uh Hunter is talking over this, and he says that he's been studying the tornadoes in order to figure out what the green lights are. So he has developed a device, which we see, and this device is called Snake Venom, and it's a probe that's gonna fly up into the tornado and collect samples, which is and then he even shows us a diagram of something that looks almost identical to the bucket that they put in the back of the truck and Twister.
SPEAKER_05100%.
SPEAKER_01This is absolutely a hundred thousand percent inspired by Twitter. I watched Twister and was just like, yeah, I can do that. Because that's exactly what he's about to do, is he's about to take this thing, stick it in front of the tornado, and hope the tornado sucks it up so that he can take samples of what's inside the tornado. So, when's he gonna do that? In less than six hours, because there's a tornado outbreak that's going to occur in northern Texas, and he's gotta go there and try to throw this bitch up into one of them. Uh so he does that, and we get shots of him driving out to Greenwood, Texas, and he sits the thing down in a field, and I assume we're seeing footage from a camera that is strapped to this device. Um, and then there's a tornado coming, and the tornado comes and it sucks the fucking thing up. So, oh yeah, we see more shots of the tornado, and then there's a bunch of them. There's like tornadoes all over the goddamn place, and they're fucking everything up. And there's a glowing license.
SPEAKER_06There's no one else talking about this except this one guy.
SPEAKER_01Right, right, yeah. How did no nobody know about the super outbreak that reportedly caused three billion dollars in damage? Crazy. Crazy. Anyway, so we get some news footage that's reporting on this Texas super outbreak. And here's the kicker. Y'all ready for this shit? Y'all ready for this shit?
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_01Cerapix, they're buying up all the land that the tornadoes wiped out so that they can build data centers.
SPEAKER_06Oh shit.
SPEAKER_01Oh, so uh a Kansas-based internet startup called Cerapix Solutions is going to purchase all the flattened land to build data centers. Now, the next video file was apparently hidden on Hunter's website. And Hunter even explained that whoever's uploading this stuff now needs to not upload it or release it to the public for their own safety. But I guess they're fucking doing it anyway. So this video is a video of Hunter, and he's driving in his truck, and he goes to pick up the device, and he's like, Uh, I hope the destruction isn't too bad. Well, guess what? He gets there, and there's the destruction is too bad. It's too bad, it's it's really fucking bad. And he's like walking around in the dark and everything's fucked up. And he's calling out to see if there's any survivors that need help. And he eventually finds what's left of the device and he's like, ah fuck, this is all that's left of the device. And it looks like kind of looks like a Raspberry Pi, but I guess it's not since it's 2004. But or 2005. But anyway, he's going to pick this thing up, and all of a sudden he hears something. And he looks up and he sees this gigantic fucking thingy that looks like a three-year-old tried to draw a dinosaur and accidentally made it horrifying.
SPEAKER_06I think it looks really cool. It's a skeleton.
SPEAKER_01It does look kind of cool. It does look cool. I say that as if it's shitty, but it's not shitty. It's like a silhouette of like this sticky thing with all these tentacles coming out of it, and it's picking people up and eating them. It's fucking crazy.
SPEAKER_06It kind of looks like a skeleton, like a silhouette of like a dinosaur skeleton. Yeah, kind of.
SPEAKER_01With like yeah, tendrils growing out of it. Anyway, so Hunter fucking claps cheeks away. And then we get a screen at the end that is the person uploading, and it says, My public image can't protect me anymore. Hunter was right. The public needs to know the truth. So data centers.
SPEAKER_03Gigantic thing, he's eating people.
SPEAKER_05That's what it looks like.
SPEAKER_03Oh fuck. A Pokemon.
SPEAKER_02Milkman? The Pokemon Milkman? Is that what you said? Yes, yes.
SPEAKER_03Anyway, so anyway, yeah, that's the end of Texas Super Outbreak. Damn, big old man.
SPEAKER_05That brings us to our last video, which is redacted.
SPEAKER_03The whole thing.
SPEAKER_05Uh yeah, it's redacted.
SPEAKER_01Redacted.mov.
SPEAKER_05Am I right? Anyways, so um we get another one of those like uh little data sets in the beginning of this one. And it says the following video. Oh no, I'm sorry. My shit's being stupid. I I clicked back. Um Ghost Voice. Ghost voice. Uh data set info, date acquired, 1117, 2005, server designation, cyclona cyclone shell operations, file path, archival, one three, two numbers, notes found in the Cyclone Shell archival server at the Cerapix, Oklahoma Operations Facility. This proves the connection. Ooh! Um ghost facers. Um so yeah, we see basically what is a survey screen or like a report incident, if you will, um, of a delocalization incident at the SOO or the Serifix, Oklahoma operations facility. Um we get a little footage of the storm, but in this footage, you can pretty much clearly well, I say clearly, but you can you can see this monster. But it kind of like zaps away. You see this big flash of light, and then it's gone. Um then we get footage of what they're I assume they're calling it a stasis chamber, um, and that same like flashing light flashes into this chamber. Um, so just by proxy, I assume that whatever that thing was was now blipped over to the SOO facility in this chamber. But the thing is, in the video, it's just straight up blurred out. Like they just they they give it a black bar, like you're looking at a fat old cock, you know what I'm saying? Like they just black bar it out. So um,
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SPEAKER_05yeah. PBT like tornado. PBT. Um we get the another screen. I should mention this is also a shorter uh video at only six minutes, but um, we get uh a screen that says 9 17 p.m. Cyclone Shell survey teams deployed on site. So this is where we get some footage of uh some like guys in hazmat suits walking around outside. And they actually have the cyclone shell like logo like pop up and shit. But um basically they look to be searching for something on the ground, and we end up getting a shot of something that they walk up to. There's a lot of walking until they actually fucking find something. Like, I'm not even kidding, it's like a full fucking minute until they find anything. But when they get to it, they're all blurred out. And one of the things that they say is they ask if these are pleuromic deaths or if they're sacrificial. And the other guy goes, Oh, these are sacrificial, and that means and that makes three bodies here, making 12 in this sector. He mentions that if they were pleuromic deaths, they wouldn't see the bodies, um, which is kind of sus.
SPEAKER_01From a technical execution standpoint, this is a pretty good cop out. Just sticking big black boxes over the things that you can't make.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, right. I think they're trying not to show dead bodies, is my guess right now. So I don't know, either way. Um, so uh basically it cuts to another feed from inside of the uh the the facility, and it says power outage reported in SOO facility at 9 34 p.m. Um, and basically uh even the like backup generators are offline, so all the cameras in the facility are now showing up as offline, and then we get uh footage of I guess someone inside of the facility basically going to the stasis chamber. Finger blasted, just app oh my god, how have we not made that joke already? Um, yeah, they're at the facility getting straight up finger blasted. Um, but we see them walk up to the stasis chamber and it's fucking empty. There's just some like green smoke in there, and they're like, Well, this ain't good. So they cut back to the hazmat suit, guys, and they say uh it says 937 delocalization emergency declared. They're basically like, hey guys, um, shit not in cage. Uh you gotta go. We gotta go. So as soon as they tell them this, um, they're like, Yeah, you gotta you gotta evacuate immediately. You can see, like, I don't know what you hear. It almost looks like the first guy just starts clapping cheeks away, like just fucking books it away. But I think you'll find out in a second, but I don't think that's the case. So this guy is like, what the fuck just happened? He's calling out to the guy and not getting the answer. So that dude starts clapping cheeks away, and basically he starts running and he comes up on some like he well, we start hearing these strange noises, and like it's a lot of it's a lot of wind cop out here, but um he finally makes it to this fucking tree, and we just see like a bloody glove and suit and all that shit up in the tree. So we know where other dude went now.
SPEAKER_06And now do you think he saw a bear? Is that why he climbed up the tree and left his clothes?
SPEAKER_05He it was it was bears, bears for sure. He took his clothes off and then proceeded to leave all of his blood um in the tree for the trick the bear, yeah. But uh that's smart actually. Um, so basically he sees the stuff in the tree, and now he's like fully blasting ass away. He is just running fast as fuck. Uh and uh so I'm ass blast. He's ass blasting fucking away. So as he's running, we get this like really quick shot of like what looks kind of like that monster we saw from before, and he's like kind of like above the tree line a little bit, but he looks kind of similar to how he looked in the one video where he's inside of the tornado, except you can like really see the face and head this time, like and it's like a little more textured and shit. Um, and then yeah, he starts running and then he just stops. He's like, now's a good time to stop running and like take some deep breaths, and then it just cuts. So not a not a hundred percent, not a hundred percent on that one. Um but we then cut to uh 942. It says redacted stasis confirmed. So I assume what happened was Buddy was running and the thing did his flashbang back into the facility where he was immediately finger blasted upon arrival. Um, we actually see the flash of light in the stasis chamber, so it's pretty pretty clear that the thing is back in the cage, and uh it blurs it out. You don't see it. They they use the black bar on it. Um, but we get some notes at the very end of the video. It says most of the files relating to this incident have been wiped. This was the only one left. Whatever that was that was being referred to as redacted seems to be the same thing. Seen in Hunter's video taken on the same day. Also, this proves Cyclone Cyclone Shell is a shell for ceraphys. The name would be funny if this wasn't so messed up. Well, that is it. That's it. That's that's it. Ghost Voice.
SPEAKER_06Um yeah, that's that's kind of the end of the YouTube. But if you go to hydratheory.net, there's a couple things I want to bring up here. Um, there's not a whole lot going on on the website. This is it's pretty much just like this happened, check it out, and it links to like the YouTube videos. So you pretty much can get everything you need from the YouTube videos. But there's a coup, like two main things I want to bring up. First and foremost, that like X Sport logo is plastered like all over. At the top of the website is an archive. There's three archives right now, uh, at time of recording. There is a March, a May, and a June of 2005. If you go to March, it basically is just like it gives us the same introduction that we've seen time and time again in this in the YouTube, where it's just in 2005, Oklahoma was struck with big tornadoes. And so Hunter Graves was like, I'm gonna make a website about it. So he does. And it shows us the pictures that we see from the videos as well. Uh down at the bottom, you do see that it's called the Export Archive, and it's powered by Cerapix. So that's interesting. Um, if you go to the May archive, the May 2005 archive, uh, you you actually see I'm sorry, that was in the May one. In March. Sorry, I got it mixed up. In March, you get just like a PNG image, and it's from like Cerapix, and it says ultra light speed connection, and it shows a computer. It says sign up today, use code POWE for 10% discount. There you go. And this is from uh Cerifix Web Solutions. May is where it's like, hey, I'm Hunter, weird things in tornadoes. Okay, bye. And then June is where we get a little bit of extra information. So June is where it gives us um the same uh paragraphs where it's like, I'm Hunter and I'm looking things up. It says that the rainwater they collected from the animal ostic tornadoes shows the presence of a highly concentrated energetic substance. The substance appears to be the source of the green glow seen in many of the storms. Further tests on this substance will be necessary to understand its properties. And then we get the pictures from, I believe it was Doug's um uh video of like that green stuff. And then the only thing I want to bring up, the goop. Uh the last thing I want to bring up is we do get a Hunter's blog from June 29th, 2005. It says, Hey everyone, this is Hunter Graves. Right now, I'm in the process of analyzing the rainwater samples from the Texas storms. It's shaping out to be pretty strange. I think the glowing, the glow is originating from a special kind of energized substance. We'll update you all with a video when I get
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SPEAKER_06more data. Thank you for the tremendous support recently. I didn't expect the site to blow up like this. However, I think the internet fame has uh garnered me some unwanted attention. For the last two days, I've seen this unmarked white van following me around. At first I thought it was a stalker or somebody from the internet trying to follow me around. I didn't think much of it. But then it started getting weird. Then they started parking outside overnight. I definitely saw people in the van at like 4 a.m., but it would never move throughout the night. I'm starting to get a little freaked out, and then yesterday I saw a van stop on a back road next to a storm chaser car marked uh Cyclone Shell. Did some digging and found out Cyclone Shell has been doing research on the storms as well. They even produced a documentary recently. That's the documentary who's watching my video. Whoa. Uh just a rival storm chaser group trying to get intel on me. LOL, this isn't Twister. So there's that. Kinda is though. Kind of is. Um, but that's Hydra Theory uh as of right now, where it stands. Um pretty pretty clear.
SPEAKER_05I'm pretty sure they're gonna keep going. Um the last upload was not too long ago, so probably in the middle of this one at the moment, I would guess. Um so I would assume you're gonna see more videos, maybe some updates to the website, depending. Um, but yeah, this this definitely doesn't feel finished, and it doesn't, I don't think it's gonna be stopping anytime soon. Maybe I don't know, but hopefully it like what what are you guys what are you guys' opinions on this thing so far? I actually kind of like this one, it grew on me. Um the second watch through of this, knowing what I knew from the first watch through made it a little more engaging. Um, I think Matt made a comment on the first video about how it felt a little too long, and it did for me too. The first watch through, I was actually really bored. Um just I was like, there's a lot of information and not a whole lot of anything going on. Um and I don't I still don't know if all of the I don't know if the time 10 minutes isn't that long, to be fair, but it felt long when there's not a whole lot going on, right? As the story progresses, the videos get a little shorter and we get a little more a little more oomph from them. Um it is, however, another analog horror. Um, and obviously we've been doing a lot of those lately. I don't hate analog horror, but I'll drain. A little drained, definitely is the word to say, is a little drained on them. Um but I do I this one came around and I actually do I think I like this one. Um I think this one landed for me in the end. Yeah. What about you, Matt?
SPEAKER_01You yeah, it's for it's a little bit difficult to rate this purely totally objectively, just because I'm so burnt out on doing analog horror. And uh the genre is so hugely oversaturated at this point. Um I mean it's not bad. It technically it's executed pretty well. A lot of the footage of the storms and stuff is really convincing. Yeah, yeah. The like 3D model footage in some of the later episodes is pretty good too. Like it's it visually it looks pretty solid.
SPEAKER_05Um I really like the monster.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, the monster's pretty good. I don't know. Like, I don't I don't have a lot of critiques of it, but yeah, my biggest critique is I really don't find it that interesting, but I don't know if it's because I don't find it interesting or if I'm just so tired of it of analog horror. Yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_05I feel like it's it's hard to rate too because I feel like we're in the middle of it still. Like I we watched something in the like to the middle of its story, and then we didn't go any further, you know what I'm saying? Like I I enjoy weather and I like that kind of shit. So I think this trope works well for me, like tornadoes and stuff. That's cool. Um but yeah, I think it's hard to judge. Also, if we didn't mention this guy is the same guy I was about to do Midwest Angelica. So yeah, that's Midwest.
SPEAKER_06That was my things that I wanted to bring up. Was the fact that this is done by the same career as Midwest Angelica, like there, like you guys mentioned before, how like it seemed a little slow, like it seemed a little too long at certain points. It it the fact that it does seem like we're only about halfway through, if you know, or or even less, like I feel pretty confident this gets pretty good. I mean, Midwest Angelica's was pretty fucking phenomenal from what I remember. Um, and for this guy to be like, I'm making another thing, you know, I got pretty high hopes. And uh, I feel like they kind of understand how to make a pretty decent story. So I feel like this could become pretty good. Um and again, like kind of like what Doug was saying, it's it's it's a cool weather thing. Um, I just like the concept of the of again, this is something new, a bit newer to the analog horror uh uh world. We haven't really seen tornadoes being done. Yeah, there's there's still a monster at play, but at least there's some sort of like it it's it's done it in a different way, which I appreciate. It's not it you could tell there's some some thought process going on in this, it's not just PowerPoint slapped together bullshit. So I'm I'm hoping it it does better. Um I'm hoping it gets pretty good. I'm I'm definitely this is probably one because it's the Midwest Angelica guy. I don't usually go back after we like talk about a thing. I usually don't go back, even if it's only been like
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SPEAKER_06halfway done or something. I'm probably gonna go back to this one just to see, like in like two or three months, just to see how it's progressed and what's looking like. Because I'm I'm I'm pretty intrigued. Uh I'm I'm interested to see how this goes.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, this the I don't know. This hasn't gripped me. Um, but the the story with the tech company is kind of interesting. I'm a bit curious how that all plays out. If there's like a really big payoff to this, maybe it will be really good. But my one my one big critique, I think, of this, and maybe the reason that it hasn't gripped me, is I don't think it's given any good reason to like or care about the characters at all.
SPEAKER_06I agree there. I don't really care for the protagonist. You don't even really know the protagonist because this is a different guy uploading Hunter's stuff. We have no idea who this person is.
SPEAKER_01So like I'm a little bit they don't care. Right. I'm a little bit curious about the the tech company thing, but I just don't care about Hunter at all.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01The stories in like the videos that I've most enjoyed have been the ones where you like learn about the protagonists and stuff, and there's like some sort of personal story going on.
SPEAKER_05I I need I need more scary. I I need more like boiled one shit. You know what I'm saying? Like something that's just like fucking spooky.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's the other thing with this. I don't really find this thrilling or scary at all.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_03I don't know. It's just okay. I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Not bad. Yeah, it's fine.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah. I don't mind it. I like it. I'm I'm I'm invested a little bit on into seeing what it could become.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I'll give this like a six.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I'll put it out there as well. That's fair.
SPEAKER_05I think that that works.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Thanks for joining us, everybody. And uh go check out Hydro Theory on uh YouTube. Uh you might end up really enjoying it like I did. Um go to a Patreon, patreon.com slash dulypod. Go to our website, duly.com, check out all our shit there. Merch is on there as well. Go buy that merch uh or send us an email at uh dulypod at gmail.com. Um if you see a tornado, uh just drive headfirst into it. See what happens. Who knows? Yellow with how big trucks are these days, it might not do anything to you. I don't know. Doug, what do you gotta say for people?
SPEAKER_05Uh I am uh requesting that if someone puts their peen inside of a tornado to send us video, go go fuck a tornado. You've you've earned it.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Two things. You know what really grinds my gears? Well, I'll do all right. So first, beef. Don't eat the beef, everybody. Apparently, we're buying Argentina beef that has antibiotics in it that can give you an irreversible bone marrow disease that will is potentially fatal, and there's nothing you can do about it other than get blood transfusions for the rest of your life. So that's pretty neat. Wow. Um, second, you know what really grinds my gears. Something that people do on the internet a lot now that I think is really that I really hate it. When people would just post what they think is like a one-line banger and then put just BTW at the end of it. God, that fucking drives me nuts. That's so fucking annoying. That is a fast
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SPEAKER_01track to just coming across as a pretentious prick.
SPEAKER_06I don't even know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_01You've not seen people just leave comments.
SPEAKER_06No, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Read the comments on any Instagram reel.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01People will be like, This is fact something, by the way. I don't know. I don't have a good example. But if you know what if you know, you know, and it stops doing it, because uh it's fucking annoying.
SPEAKER_05They're dropping ball knowledge, right?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, ball, yeah, that's exactly what it is. They think they're dropping like some sort of ball knowledge, and then they just put by the way at the end of the day.
SPEAKER_06Or they'll be like uh uh Vigo Morton's that broke his toe during this scene by kicking that helmet, by the way.
SPEAKER_05Like that, but like sort it's kind of sort of like that, but it'll be like uh you really shouldn't eat that by the way swallow kind of statement or something, you know what I'm saying? Like they'll be like, splendid, can we like bang this SP?
SPEAKER_01Here's one I've seen a bunch, a bunch, and this makes it extra shitty because of the context, but here's one I've seen a bunch. I follow a lot of trans creators on Instagram, and without fail, without fail, without fail. If it's a trans woman, if you open the comments, one of the top three or four comments will be man, by the way.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah, that's a great example, actually. Yeah, yeah. So it's so it's not uh like you shouldn't let your kids eat that by the way, type of thing. It's just being an asshole.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's just being a dick. It's just being a dick, and it elevates it to an extra level where it's like, even if you were right, I can't respect your opinion.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah, it's not big, big asshole energy for sure. I have actually seen that exact comment on stuff on like a trans person's fucking video, too. Like, it's a dude, by the way. Like, okay.
SPEAKER_06Well, let's let's crack this bonus real quick.
SPEAKER_00Don't look on your video yet.
